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✪ TV Networks Say You’re Breaking The Law When You Skip Commercials
Television networks are having a busy month trying to stamp out new TV-watching technology, including telling a court that skipping a commercial while watching a recorded show is illegal. Yesterday, Fox, NBC, and CBS all sued Dish Network over its digital video recorder with automatic commercial-skipping. The same networks, plus ABC, Univision, and PBS, are gearing up for a May 30 hearing in their cases against Aereo, a New York startup bringing local broadcast TV to the Internet. EFF and Public Knowledge filed an amicus brief supporting Aereo this week.
✪ Alexander Kinyua, accused Md. cannibal, was on bail for another assault prior to his arrest, reports say
Police executed a search warrant on Wednesday morning after a call from the Kinyua family in which the brother said he found two metal tins containing a head and two hands in the laundry room of the house. During their search, police reportedly retrieved the head and hands. They also found more body parts inside a dumpster a few blocks away. When they interviewed the suspect, police said Kinyua admitted to cutting up the victim with a knife and cannibalizing the heart and portions of the brain. Although the body parts had yet to be identified by the chief medical examiner, authorities believe they belong to Agyei-Kodie, said sheriff’s spokeswoman Monica Worrell.
✪ Some Mets Player’s Penis Was Broadcast On Live TV
After the first no-hitter in New York Mets history, SNY caught a special glimpse of the team in the locker room afterward. Ironically, this is during an interview with a player named R.A. Dickey.
✪ Revealed: Victim of Canadian porn star cannibal is Chinese gay lover as police reveal ‘murderer’ is on the run in France… dressed as a woman
A man who filmed himself chopping up his lover before posting body parts to politicians was being hunted across Europe last night. Luka Magnotta, who is suspected of cannibalism, flew from Canada to France a day after placing gruesome footage of the murder on the internet. Police fear the gay porn star may now have slipped into Britain. Six months ago, he was living in a £40-a-night room above the Fusilier Inn in Wembley, North London, while sightseeing in the capital.
✪ LA’s original subway
By now almost everyone knows (I hope!) that LA has a subway system. But did you know that this is not the first subway that LA has ever had?
✪ CDC Denies Zombie Apocalypse Internet Rumors, ‘Does Not Know of a Virus or Condition That Would Reanimate the Dead’
Seriously, is there anything that says “we have zombies” more than the CDC denying we have zombies? The web chatter started in earnest last weekend, when a gruesome story out of Florida went viral, in which an apparently psychotic man attacked another, chewing the second’s face for nearly twenty minutes before police were forced to fire off a full clip at the assailant, eventually killing him. (It was reported that the attacker carried on chewing his victim’s flesh after having been shot, which is a behavior many associate with zombie tropes on TV and in film.) But it wasn’t just the Florida face-chewing incident that got web searchers buzzing. Another incident involved a doctor who began spitting blood at arresting officers during a traffic stop and was difficult to subdue afterwards at the hospital, and a few incidents in which hazmat teams were dispatched to schools after reports of unexplainable rashes popping up among large numbers of students.
✪ Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo (GRAPHIC PHOTOS)
“[Please retweet] I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen …Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location.” Just days after Sugiyama’s 22nd birthday, the artist underwent elective genital-removal surgery, divvied up the severed penis shaft, testicles, and scrotal skin between five people, and garnished it with button mushrooms and Italian parsley. On April 13, five of six diners who signed up for the $250-a-plate feast, sat down to dinner. The sixth person was a no-show.
✪ The Dumb and Dangerous Anti-Drug Propaganda in the Miami Zombie Story
Media outlets are reporting that Rudy Eugene, a.k.a. the “Miami Zombie,” who chewed a man’s face off (and even ate his eyeballs) did so because he was “overdosing” on bath salts, “a new potent form of LSD,” and maybe also cocaine. These reports are based entirely on speculation by police spokesmen and media excited to fan the flames of fear in Miami. No toxicology tests were performed, no drug paraphernalia found on the scene. Bath salts are not “the new LSD,” and calling them the new LSD is propaganda for the media to gobble up. Bath salts and LSD have almost nothing in common chemically, and there is no hard evidence (outside of one police spokesman’s speculation) that Rudy Eugene was high on anything. Not only are his statements not supported by science, they are at odds with common sense. But the media love a good drug scare story, so they’re repeating the statements of one Miami cop, Armando Aguilar.
✪ The special scent of age: Body odor gives away age
New findings from the Monell Center reveal that humans can identify the age of other humans based on differences in body odor. Much of this ability is based on the capacity to identify odors of elderly individuals, and contrary to popular supposition, the so-called ‘old-person smell’ is rated as less intense and less unpleasant than body odors of middle-aged and young individuals.
✪ Anarchists attack nuclear & nanotech scientists
A loose coalition of eco-anarchist groups is increasingly launching violent attacks on scientists. A group calling itself the Olga Cell of the Informal Anarchist Federation International Revolutionary Front has claimed responsibility for the non-fatal shooting of a nuclear-engineering executive on 7 May in Genoa, Italy. The same group sent a letter bomb to a Swiss pro-nuclear lobby group in 2011; attempted to bomb IBM’s nanotechnology laboratory in Switzerland in 2010; and has ties with a group responsible for at least four bomb attacks on nanotechnology facilities in Mexico. Security authorities say that such eco-anarchist groups are forging stronger links.
✪ A gay Green Lantern will be cast in a different light
Alan Scott, the original Green Lantern, is being reintroduced into DC Comics in a big way: as the main superhero of the parallel-world Earth 2, and as a gay man.
✪ Legal highs making the drug war obsolete
If you want any evidence that drugs have won the drug war, you just need to read the scientific studies on legal highs. If you’re not keeping track of the ‘legal high’ scene it’s important to remember that the first examples, synthetic cannabinoids sold as ‘Spice’ and ‘K2′ incense, were only detected in 2009. Shortly after amphetamine-a-like stimulant drugs, largely based on variations on pipradrol and the cathinones appeared, and now ketamine-like drugs such as methoxetamine have become widespread. Since 1997, 150 new psychoactive substances were reported. Almost a third of those appeared in 2010. Last year, the US government banned several of these drugs although the effect has been minimal as the legal high laboratories have over-run the trenches of the drug warriors. A new study just published in the Journal of Analytical Toxicology tracked the chemical composition of legal highs as the bans were introduced.
✪ Priest claims schoolgirl Emanuela Orlandi was kidnapped for Vatican sex parties
A Catholic priest has claimed a missing schoolgirl was kidnapped for Vatican sex parties and has implicated diplomatic staff and members of the Holy See. Italian priest Gabriel Amorth, 85, said girls were recruited for parties at the Vatican and said the death of 15-year-old Emanuela Orlandi, last seen alive in 1983, “was a crime with a sexual motive”. The priest spoke out last week as investigators broke into the grave of a known gang boss in Rome following an anonymous tip that the key to Emanuala’s disappearance would be “found there”. But so far bones which do not belong to mobster Enrico De Pedis, have not be positively identified as the girl’s. In an interview with La Stampa newspaper, Father Amorth said: “It has already previously been stated by (deceased) monsignor Simeone Duca, an archivist at the Vatican, who was asked to recruit girls for parties with the help of the Vatican gendarmes.
✪ 1 in 3 is obese – even the homeless
Obesity is a widespread epidemic, even among the homeless. While the popularized image of a homeless individual is one of skin and bones, a new study shows the reality is not so. One in three (32.3%) homeless individuals in the United States is obese, highlighting a hunger-obesity paradox. The paradox is that hunger and obesity can exist in the same person. And although a person may be overweight or obese, he or she can lack proper nutrition. Nutrition is a daily challenge for homeless people, as the foods they manage to get are often full of preservatives and high in sodium, fats and sugars. They may not have access to healthier options like fresh fruits and vegetables.
✪ Dept. of Homeland Security Forced to Release List of Keywords Used to Monitor Social Networking Sites
If you are thinking about tweeting about clouds, pork, exercise or even Mexico, think again. Doing so may result in a closer look by the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. In a story appearing earlier today on the U.K’s Daily Mail website, it was reported that the DHS has been forced to release a list of keywords and phrases it uses to monitor various social networking sites. The list provides a glimpse into what DHS describes as “signs of terrorist or other threats against the U.S.” The list was posted by the Electronic Privacy Information Center who filed a request under the Freedom of Information Act, before suing to obtain the release of the documents. The documents were part of the department’s 2011 ’Analyst’s Desktop Binder‘ used by workers at their National Operations Center which instructs workers to identify ‘media reports that reflect adversely on DHS and response activities’.
✪ Germany Sets New Solar Record By Meeting Nearly Half of Country’s Weekend Power Demand
Germany fed a whopping 22 gigawatts of solar power per hour into the national grid last weekend, setting a new record by meeting nearly half of the country’s weekend power demand. After the Fukushima disaster, Japan opted to shut down all of its nuclear power stations and Germany followed suit after considerable public pressure. This seems to have paved the way for greater investment in solar energy projects. The Renewable Energy Industry (IWR) in Muenster announced that Saturday’s solar energy generation met nearly 50 percent of the nation’s midday electricity needs AND was equal to 20 nuclear power stations at full capacity!
✪ Snake Robots Will Soon Crawl Around Inside Your Body Off-Leash
We’ve seen snake robots and, of course, tons of surgery robots (including the weird lamprey-bot), but Dr. Michael Argenziano, the Chief of Adult Cardiac Surgery at New York-Presbyterian Hospital and Columbia University Medical Center in New York, says we’ll soon have fully untethered snake-type robots that will crawl through the human body, assisting with all kinds of fixes and maintenance.
✪ A Shocking Number Of Prison Staffers Have Sex With Inmates
State prison inmates are just as likely to have sexual contact with prison staff as they are with other prisoners, according to a Bureau of Justice Statistics report. The report found that about 5.3 percent of former state prisoners reported sexual encounters of some kind involving facility staff. Of those, 1.2 percent reported that staff had forced them into the sex acts.
✪ Black Urban Legends, Black Conspiracy Theories, Church’s Fried Chicken
Food conspiracy theories are pretty interesting. The famous Church’s Fried Chicken chain has one associated it, and it originated in the mid-’80s. At the time, it was believed that the company was owned by White supremacist gang the Klu Klux Klan (KKK), who have always had a vendetta against African Americans. Since it is no secret that the KKK hates Black people, it was allegedly thought that these haters tainted their chicken recipe with an ingredient that would render all Black men sterile.
✪ Philadelphia cop accused of abducting teen, forcing her to watch sex with prostitute
A Philadelphia cop was arrested over allegations that he abducted a 14-year-old girl, sexually assaulted her and made her watch him have sex with a prostitute. Police found Anthony Dattilo, 36, at a motel in the Bensalem area of the city Wednesday while responding to a possible abduction, according to the Bucks County Courier Times. Dattilo, a 12-year veteran of the Philadelphia Police Department, is reportedly in custody at the Bucks County prison on $500,000 bail.
✪ Melissa Dalton, Art Teacher, Accused Of Having Sex With Four Students
A high school art teacher in Tucson is accused of having sex with four of her students. KVOA reports that Melissa Dalton was initially booked on four counts of sexual conduct with a minor on April 30. After she posted bail and was released, more students came forward with details about the 33-year-old wife and mother’s other alleged sexual encounters. That prompted police to add eight more counts, including six of sex with a minor. Police started the investigation after one of the alleged victims told his cousin he had sex with Dalton. According to KVOA, one student claimed Dalton sent him explicit text messages containing photos of her posing in front of a bathroom mirror. Dalton’s cell phone was confiscated by police, along with the phones of the students involved.
✪ Lab: Beach rocks that burned Calif. woman contained elevated phosphate levels; source unclear
Additional testing has confirmed beach rocks that spontaneously combusted in a Southern California woman’s pocket contained elevated levels of phosphorus, an official said Friday. The source of the substance is still unclear, but an expert says it probably was manmade. Results from an independent lab matched those obtained by the Orange County Public Health Care Agency, which examined the rocks immediately after the May 12 incident, agency spokeswoman Deanne Thompson said. Lyn Hiner, 43, suffered second- and third-degree burns on her right leg from her thigh to her knee and on her right arm when the rocks set her shorts on fire several hours after her children collected them on a San Clemente beach. Hiner couldn’t extinguish the flames, and her husband suffered second-degree burns when he tried to help her.
✪ The UN Wants Complete Control Over The Internet And That Would Mean Unprecedented Censorship, Taxes And Surveillance
One of the fastest ways to ruin the Internet would be to put the United Nations in charge of it. Unfortunately, that is exactly what the United Nations wants. The United Nations is now pushing very hard for complete control over the Internet. A proposal that has the support of China, Russia, India, Brazil, Saudi Arabia and Iran would give control of the Internet to the UN’s International Telecommunication Union.
✪ Geoengineering Could Turn Skies White
The white haze that hangs over many major cities could become a familiar sight everywhere if the world decides to try geoengineering to create a cooler planet. Scientists have long suspected that one oft-discussed geoengineering technique — shooting tiny sulfate particles into the upper atmosphere to deflect sunlight — could turn the blue sky white. Nature has already provided a basic proof of concept. When Mount Pinatubo erupted in the Philippines in 1991, spewing tons of sulfate particles in the atmosphere, it temporarily whitened the sky. Now a new study by researchers at the Carnegie Institution for Science attempts to determine just how big the effect from man-made geoengineering would be. Adding enough sulfate to the stratosphere to block 2 percent of the sun’s light would make the sky three to five times brighter
✪ ‘Tarantulas’ invade Indian town, ‘kill’ two
Jintu Gogoi’s neighbourhood in Sadiya, Upper Assam, is no longer friendly. Over two weeks ago, an army of eight-legged freaks invaded it. It all happened in the evening on May 8. Most of the inhabitants of Chaulkhowa Nagaon village had been to a Bihu function. When the programme drew to a close, swarms of spiders suddenly descended from nowhere and started biting the people. The festive mood soon turned into one of panic with people bumping into each other and tripping over empty benches in their frantic bid to egress. Jintu was bitten by one of these critters.
✪ Sesame Street songs were repeatedly played for days on end to torture Guantanamo Bay prisoners, report claims
They were written to teach children colours and strange words but distorted versions of bouncy Sesame Street songs have been used to torture Guantanamo Bay prisons for days, it has been claimed. The staggering assertion has been made in a documentary from Al Jazeera and follows previous claims in 2008 that heavier tunes such as Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ and Drowning Pool’s ‘Bodies’ were played incessantly to prisoners at the naval base in Cuba. According to the report ‘innocent children’s songs were abused for inhumane purposes’ as music from the popular US children programme was blasted repeatedly into prisoners’ ears.
✪ Detroit: Dispute Over Kool-Aid Ends with Two People Shot
Witnesses say two men in the Brightmoor neighborhood were so passionate about the way they make Kool-Aid, they started arguing with each other over who does it better. Sadly, that fight took a horrifying turn when they both pulled out guns and started firing at each other. Again, this was over Kool-Aid. They didn’t hit each other, but two innocent bystanders suffered gunshot wounds in the soft drink shooting. Police call it utterly ridiculous, but they’ve seen worse.
✪ Very Special Secrets: Helpful Hints on Good Grooming
This helpful hygiene education pamphlet promotes a 1950’s and 60’s line of training bras for young girls interested in growing boobies. Their sage wisdom includes: Thinnies should go heavy on cheese, bread, butter, milk. Plumpies should favor salads, lean meat, non-fat milk. Wear a bra to increase self-confidence, even if you have no breasts. Your mother will understand. Swimming, Tennis and stretching are all super for your bust line. Looking good mostly means walking with your head up, shoulders back, chest up, and stomach in. Doctors agree that the delicate glands and tissues of the developing breasts need proper support. If you’re shy or uncomfortable, just pretend you’re not. Be sure to check out the “Littlest Angel” bra with patented nylon “Gro-Cup” that expands in the event of boob sproutage. Also available: “Dainti-Teen Sanitary panty-belt.” Sorry ladies, white only.
✪ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: GIRLS DO NOT LIKE METAL!
Hop on Tumblr for a few minutes, and at least 50% of what you’ll see will be one of the following: cats, and girls in slutty poses wearing metal shirts. While I totally support girls taking slutty pics of themselves and putting them on the internet, I have to make sure we all understand what’s really happening. Brahs, don’t be fooled: GIRLS DON’T ACTUALLY LIKE METAL!
✪ Half of Americans believe Facebook is a passing fad, new AP-CNBC poll shows
Half of Americans think Facebook is a passing fad, according to the results of a new Associated Press-CNBC poll. And, in the run-up to the social network’s initial public offering of stock, half of Americans also say the social network’s expected asking price is too high.
✪ Rabbis tell 60,000 in NY: Get rid of the Internet if you know what’s good for you
In an extraordinary gathering of nearly 60,000 ultra-Orthodox Jews, leading rabbis of the yeshiva and Hassidic world all but banned the Internet. A halachic decision rendered by Rabbi Shmuel Halevi Wosner, one of the senior rabbis in the Orthodox world, said the Internet could be used for work purposes in an office — but only if absolutely necessary, and with the use of a filter. There was no justification for Internet use at home under any circumstances.
✪ The Terrifying Ways Google Is Destroying Your Privacy
Unless you have the time or the technical know-how to encrypt your digital communications, none of what you transmit – however personal — through a digital wireline or wireless network is “private.” Rather, through the spectacle of post-modern capitalism, the private has become public, the property of the corporation that owns your keystrokes. The digital revolution has morphed the personal into an electronic commodity; the electronic commodity is the exchange currency of an encroaching, 21st-century digital feudalism.
✪ Cemetery and Church Flashing
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Awesome retro knee socks ‘n mary janes in mud puddles
✪ ‘Trayvon Martin’ gun range targets sold out in two days
Photos of the item, which was titled “10 Pack Trayvon Martin Targets,” showed crosshairs over a hoodie similar to the one Trayvon Martin was wearing when he was shot by neighborhood watchman George Zimmerman in February. The figure has a bag of Skittle in his pocket and is holding what appears to be a can of iced tea, similar to what Martin had purchased before being gunned down. The pack of 10 targets was being sold for $8.
✪ Radioactive man? Milford resident pulled over by state police
Mike Apatow, of Milford, poses at Stratford Fire Station, Company 2, in Stratford, Conn. May 10th, 2012, where he works as firefighter. Apatow, who had a radioactive stress test Wednesday, was pulled over later in the day, in Newtown, by a state police trooper after a radioactivity detector in the trooper’s car was set off when Apatow passed. The detectors are used to help identify potential terror threats.
✪ Anonymous: We Have Access to Every Secret Government Database
Q. What’s next for Anonymous? A: Right now we have access to every classified database in the U.S. government. It’s a matter of when we leak the contents of those databases, not if. You know how we got access? We didn’t hack them. The access was given to us by the people who run the systems.
✪ Barack Obama: Our First Gay-Female-Hispanic-Asian-Jewish President
Newsweek’s cover this week declares that Barack Obama is the “First Gay President,” playing on the reader’s knowledge that Obama isn’t himself gay, but his support for same-sex marriage earns him an honorary rainbow halo. The headline obviously calls back to 1998, when Toni Morrison declared Bill Clinton the first black president in The New Yorker, which at the time was edited by current Newsweek editor Tina Brown. “Clinton displays almost every trope of blackness: single-parent household, born poor, working-class, saxophone-playing, McDonald’s-and-junk-food-loving boy from Arkansas,” Morrison wrote, laying out the formula for how to declare a President has attained the identity of someone else through actions and behaviors. Newsweek’s cover has been called “controversial” and “pretty shocking,” but it’s merely the most recent in presidential firsts that weren’t for the country’s actual first black president.
✪ GM Says Facebook Ads Don’t Pay Off
General Motors Co. plans to stop advertising with Facebook Inc. after deciding that paid ads on the site have little impact on consumers’ car purchases, according to a GM official. The move by GM, one of the largest advertisers in the U.S., puts a spotlight on an issue that many marketers have been raising: whether ads on Facebook help them sell more products. On Friday, Facebook is expected to sell shares in an initial public offering that could put a market value on the company of as much as $104 billion.
✪ Are cops drugging Occupy Wall Street protesters in Minnesota?
After footage surfaced of Occupy Wall Street protesters in Minnesota making claims that they’ve been drugged by police officers, authorities in the state have opened up a criminal investigation. At least one Minnesota state trooper has been placed on paid leave since law enforcement officers began investigating allegations that cops arrived at Occupy Wall Street encampments and drugged protesters. Independent filmmakers and journalists in the state say that they have encountered members of local Occupy offshoots who say they have been offered drugs by law enforcement officers. Protesters who opt in to the program are stoned for free while, in turn, cops monitor the effects of the intoxicants. Dan Feidt, an independent journalist who has investigated these claims, says there was nothing that complicated about the process: “The sheriff is getting people to do drugs and then they drop you back off at the plaza,” he tells RT.
✪ The Anti-Science Streak in Federal Marijuana Policy
The Obama administration could easily and justifiably move marijuana to, say, schedule III, which happens to be the same schedule that synthetic THC is in, making medical marijuana legal under federal law. There would be nothing unusual, extraordinary or legally suspect about Obama doing this. The executive branch has often moved certain drugs to lower or higher schedules based on new data without Congressional involvement. In fact, multiple sitting governors have petitioned the Obama administration asking him to move marijuana to a lower schedule, so he should be aware of the flexible authority he has. Obama is not some hapless victim whose actions on this issue are constrained by congressional law. The truth is pretty much the exact opposite. Under current law Obama effectively has the power to unilaterally make medical marijuana legal.
✪ Teens: Prom Chaperones Sprayed Lysol On Dirty Dancers
Two mothers chaperoning the Manitou Springs High School prom are accused of spraying Lysol disinfectant on teens for dirty dancing and calling the girls “whores” and “sluts.”
✪ Physicist: Unit 2 completely liquified, 100% liquification of uranium core — “We’ve never seen this before in the history of nuclear power”
Unit 2 we now know completely liquified. We’ve never seen this before in the history of nuclear power. A 100% liquification of a uranium core.
✪ Plume-gate: Secret documents prove global cover-up of continued Fukushima radiation pollution
Private emails, meeting transcripts and other key documents reveal that both the Obama White House and the United States Nuclear Regulatory Commission(NRC) were well aware of just how bad things really were with Fukushima from the early days of the disaster, but did nothing to warn the public about it. In fact, NRC and the White House purposely did not warn Americans about a massive radiation plume that struck the West Coast just days after the massive earthquake and tsunami hit Japan’s eastern coast. According to information gathered from hundreds of pages worth of private NRC emails, conference calls and secret meetings, key players in the Fukushima whitewashing campaign, including the NRC’s David McIntyre and Elliot Brenner, were hard at work in the days following the disaster distracting public attention away from it. By pretending that a radioactive plume did not exist while simultaneously sending out misinformation to the media
✪ Gadgets work under your skin – but are you ready?
LEFT your phone at home again? A solution is at hand: make sure it is with you at all times by having it implanted in your arm. But given the opportunity, would you want your gadget to be a permanent part of you? The question may need answering sooner than you think. Researchers at Autodesk, a software company in Toronto, Canada, checked to see whether the methods we currently use to interface with our gadgets work when the device is implanted in human tissue. The answer was a resounding “yes”. A button, an LED and a touch sensor all functioned appropriately when embedded under the skin of a cadaver’s arm. The team was even able to communicate transcutaneously using a Bluetooth connection and charge the electronics wirelessly. “That’s the bottom line,” says Christian Holz of the Autodesk team, who presented the work this week at the Conference on Human Factors in Computing Systems in Austin, Texas. “Traditional user interfaces work through the skin.”
✪ New Finger-Tap Power Generator Uses Viruses to Make Electricity
Piezoelectric devices promise to draw power from your footsteps or heartbeat, change the channel on your TV, and complete all sorts of helpful tasks — but they generally work in the nano-mechanical realm, requiring synthetic materials to function. Now for the first time, scientists have built a piezoelectric device using biological materials — in this case, viruses. Future sneakers may come with a customized viral mat on the bottom, with millions of would-be pathogens working together to power your mp3 player.
✪ The Crown Vic is dead; Long live the Crown Vic
In September, the last of the iconic cop cars — a veteran of countless street chases, both actual and theatrical — rolled off Ford’s production line in St. Thomas, Ontario. Hundreds of Crown Vics continue to serve and protect throughout Southern California, but it’s only a matter of miles before the law enforcement workhorse passes into cop legend. Like a cockroach, however, the Crown Vic is resilient. It’s already begun quietly colonizing civilian car culture, notably in Los Angeles County, where the number now in private hands — 38,000 — is second only to that in metropolitan New York, according to auto information company Edmunds.com.
✪ Cop Kicks Pregnant Woman In Stomach, Dept. Says He Was Within Policy
A rogue cop from the DeKalb County Police Department in the state of Georgia is in the news for the third time in only seven months. Officer Jerad Wheeler is now being investigated after kicking a pregnant woman in the stomach. No charges have been filed against Officer Wheeler for kicking Raven Dozier in the abdomen after the cop responded to a call involving a child custody issue, reports local television station WSBTV News. Dozier says she was trying to calm her brother down during police questioning after a police officer used a Taser gun on her sibling. After her brother was shot, Ms. Dozier says she started crying and questioning the officer over his actions. That’s when Wheeler is reported to have gotten violent.
✪ Web trolls put picture of Down’s Syndrome girl on Facebook with vile caption
SICK web trolls stole a picture of a young girl with Down’s Syndrome and posted it on Facebook with a caption saying “lose your virginity to a retard”.
✪ Milwaukee Red Cross Told To Prep For Chicago Evacuation During NATO Summit
Is there a secret plan to evacuate some residents of Chicago in the event of major trouble during the NATO summit next month? CBS 2 has uncovered some evidence that there is. It comes from the Milwaukee area branch of the American Red Cross. CBS 2 News has obtained a copy of a Red Cross e-mail sent to volunteers in the Milwaukee area. It said the NATO summit “may create unrest or another national security incident. The American Red Cross in southeastern Wisconsin has been asked to place a number of shelters on standby in the event of evacuation of Chicago.”
✪ Sexuality | Down Syndrome | The Up Side of Downs
Unfortunately, the sexuality of mentally disabled people has historically been ignored or denied (Carmody 1996). Prior to the last decade, most of this population was housed in large, sex-segregated institutions with few opportunities to socialize. Society in the past has tended to view mentally disabled people as asexual or, if they appear overly affectionate, hyper-sexual (Carmody 1996). However, personal relationships and sexuality are essential to the normal development of all adults, including those adults both with and without physical and/or mental disabilities (Smith 1995). While some mentally disabled individuals may not be able to participate in the most typical societal relationship – marriage with children – they can still participate in interpersonal relationships in meaningful ways. The healthy expression of sexuality need not require sexual intercourse, and can take a broad range of forms including close friendship, physical close-ness, and nongenital contact.
✪ Parents in shock after kids given X-rated sweets at school shaped like penises, breasts and buttocks at function
Another woman who attended Friday’s function said she watched on, “absolutely disgusted”, as children were given the chocolates. “My nine-year-old grandson gave this zip-lock bag to me, put it in my lap and said to me, ‘You’ve got a willy in there Nanny’,” she said. “Then I had a three-year-old sit down next to me and she said, ‘Hey, what’s this?’ She had this brown chocolate shaped like a penis and was about to eat the top off it.
✪ Olympics 2012: branding ‘police’ to protect sponsors’ exclusive rights
Pub landlords will be banned from posting signs reading: “Come and watch the London Games from our big screen!” Fans in the crowd won’t be allowed to upload snippets of the day’s action to YouTube – or even, potentially, to post their snaps from inside the Olympic Village on Facebook. And a crack team of branding “police”, the Games organisers Locog have acknowledged, will be checking every bathroom in every Olympic venue – with the power to remove or tape over manufacturers’ logos even on soap dispensers, wash basins and toilets.
✪ Dwarf commune made into a theme park
A COMMUNITY of dwarves have set up their very own theme park — with themselves as the star attraction — and these are the latest picture from inside it. comment on this story Residents of the Dwarf Empire must be under 4ft 3 ins tall, and they run their own police force and fire brigade from their 108 residents.
✪ Scientists find king of the feathered dinosaurs
The discovery of a giant meat-eating dinosaur sporting a downy coat has some scientists reimagining the look of Tyrannosaurus rex. With a killer jaw and sharp claws, T. rex has long been depicted in movies and popular culture as having scaly skin. But the discovery of an earlier relative suggests the king of dinosaurs may have had a softer side. The evidence comes from the unearthing of a new tyrannosaur species in northeastern China that lived 60 million years before T. rex. The fossil record preserved remains of fluffy down, making it the largest feathered dinosaur ever found. If a T. rex relative had feathers, why not T. rex? Scientists said the evidence is trending in that direction. “People need to start changing their image of T. rex,” said Luis Chiappe, director of the Dinosaur Institute at the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County, who was not part of the discovery team.
✪ Terrorist Plots, Helped Along by the F.B.I.
THE United States has been narrowly saved from lethal terrorist plots in recent years — or so it has seemed. A would-be suicide bomber was intercepted on his way to the Capitol; a scheme to bomb synagogues and shoot Stinger missiles at military aircraft was developed by men in Newburgh, N.Y.; and a fanciful idea to fly explosive-laden model planes into the Pentagon and the Capitol was hatched in Massachusetts. But all these dramas were facilitated by the F.B.I., whose undercover agents and informers posed as terrorists offering a dummy missile, fake C-4 explosives, a disarmed suicide vest and rudimentary training. Suspects naïvely played their parts until they were arrested.
✪ Time for a drink? Mouth spray gives you that instant drunken feeling – but it lasts for just a few seconds
A new gadget is designed to get people drunk INSTANTLY. The makers claim, however, that the ‘harm’ is limited, because you sober up equally rapidly. The alcohol is delivered via an aerosol spray, so people feel briefly drunk, then sober up. But however quickly people might recover, drunkenness can lead to accidents – and it’s also unclear how the device could be misused by alcoholics. Two American scientists designed the device – a small spray that gives you that instant drunk sensation from less than a drop of alcohol. The feeling lasts just seconds – but when it fades, you are sober and able to carry on with your day. The ‘Wahh Quantum Sensations’ delivers just a miniscule dose of alcohol – 0.075ml – directly in to your mouth, but thanks to the aerosol effect, the effect is instantaneous.
✪ The 9/11 Propaganda Archive, Part 1
Following 9/11, news media accelerated at an amazing rate, and most companies adopted internet versions of their paper or magazines. Before this was commonplace, many interesting pieces of information from that day were most likely never reprinted again– due to false information or just abandonment by the person feeding the propaganda of a particular propagandistic ploy. ‘Part 1’ gives us a look at a ‘Terrorism Survival Guide,’ an actual print magazine which was distributed and sold at grocery stores around the country. We especially like the bio-terror section with the photoshoot of the little girl in a hazmat suit holding a Barbie with a gasmask on. We hope that they continue with this project, it’s fascinating to say the least, and possible they will uncover something most journalists and researchers have completely forgotten.
✪ Robbers attacked victims with faeces in vile attacks
DETECTIVES are hunting a gang of men behind a string of vile street robberies across Sydney in which they threw faeces on their victims. It’s believed the offenders watch their victims withdraw large sums of cash from financial institutions before distracting them by hurling excrement on their backs. They then offer to help clean up their victims before robbing them.
✪ Fictional Characters Influence Real Life Decisions
Have you ever had the experience of stepping away from a novel and finding yourself thinking a little bit like the main character would? I’ve often described the feeling as being a little “book-drunk”, but I usually only experience it with really great novels. It seems to be worse when I read all or most of a book in one session. According to a story over at GalleyCat, scientists have completed a study that verifies that this experience is a common one, and that the actions of fictional characters can actually influence the decisions we make – whether we consciously realize it or not. They call the phenomena “experience-taking”, and it’s very real.
✪ Voyeur dad gets four-month sentence
Secret closeup photos of his daughters and their friends playing in a backyard pool has landed a London father in jail for four months. The man, 44, was found guilty of the little-tested law of voyeurism in January. This week, Superior Court Justice Alan Bryant sentenced the man to four months in jail and two years of probation. It’s one of the few voyeurism cases to be tried since the law was enacted in 2005. The man’s photos were discovered in 2009 by one of his daughters when she was using his computer. The photos were of her and her friends — zoom shots of their clothed private areas. They were all in their early teens. London police found more than 6,000 photos focused on their chests, buttocks and genitals. They were filed under the initials of each girl’s name. Some of the photos were taken through the basement window where the man spent a lot of time on the computer. Police also found pictures of the man masturbating.
✪ Coming Soon to a Riot Near You
Tear gas, rubber bullets, water cannons, skunk oil, and how to deal with them.
✪ Roommates thrash peeping tom to death
A 28-year-old Peeping Tom’s voyeuristic tendencies proved to be a costly habit. So much so that he had to pay with his life. Ram Singh Verma, a resident of Bhashkarnagar, Kalwa in Thane, was allegedly in the habit of peeping through a little hole in the wall to watch his object of fantasy take her daily bath. The lady in question (name withheld) soon discovered that Verma had been watching her. She approached Verma and warned the man for the outrageous act, and even tried to give him a moral lesson to dissuade him from his ways. However, this did not deter Verma, and he allegedly continued to derive voyeuristic gratification as discreetly as possible. On April 28, the woman caught Verma in the act once again. She then approached his roommates, and requested them to try and persuade him against outraging her modesty. The roommates confronted Verma, and got into an argument. When the latter did not budge, they allegedly thrashed Verma and he fell unconscious.
✪ Blair Moses Goes on Hunger Strike to Demand Gender-Neutral Campus Bathrooms The University of Minnesota-Duluth
Gender-neutral bathrooms have become a priority at The University of Minnesota-Duluth in Duluth, Minnesota, after student Blair Moses reportedly began a hunger strike. His goal? To convince the school’s administration that they are of paramount necessity. Moses allegedly stated that gender-specific bathrooms are “oppressive” and problematic, thus he took some curious avenues to ensure that more flexible facilities would be installed.
✪ US Department of Defense is the Worst Polluter on the Planet
The US military is responsible for the most egregious and widespread pollution of the planet, yet this information and accompanying documentation goes almost entirely unreported. In spite of the evidence, the environmental impact of the US military goes largely unaddressed by environmental organizations and was not the focus of any discussions or proposed restrictions at the recent UN Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen. This impact includes uninhibited use of fossil fuels, massive creation of greenhouse gases, and extensive release of radioactive and chemical contaminants into the air, water, and soil.
✪ Canine Cognition: Brain Scans Reveal Dog’s Thoughts
Fido’s expressive face, including those longing puppy-dog eyes, may lead owners to wonder what exactly is going on in that doggy’s head. Scientists decided to find out, using brain scans to explore the minds of our canine friends.
✪ Rikers Violence: Out Of Control
The Voice has obtained extremely disturbing images from New York City’s jail system. These photographs—graphically showing knife wounds and beating injuries to the faces, necks, and arms of inmates—were provided to us by Correction Department sources who want the outside world to know that violence has escalated at Rikers Island.
✪ Guantánamo Bay contractor KBR on shortlist to run UK police services
But the disclosure raised fears among critics that the contract is close to privatising core elements of policing: “This is the latest move that seems to be designed to make the police more and more remote from the public we serve,” said Julie Nesbit of the Police Federation. “We believe simply that if you call a cop, you should get a cop, not a security guard, not a uniformed civilian nor an employee of a major international conglomerate. We believe it’s what the public expect and believe that there should be a public debate before parts of the police service are sold off to the highest bidder.”
✪ A Daughter’s Revenge – Should Brigitte Harris Be Up for Parole After Killing Her Father?
She pulled down his pants. She used scissors first. When they didn’t work well, she went looking for the scalpels. To keep him still, she pressed her knee onto his windpipe as she crouched over him. One cut was enough. There wasn’t a lot of blood. She thought, I am going to take it off and he’s not going to hurt anyone else. She brought her father’s penis to the stove and turned on the flame. Only the smell of flesh made what she’d done seem real to her. Her stomach lurched. She shut it off, put the burnt organ in a paper towel, and bolted from the house. Later she would throw it under the boardwalk. Thanks Jasmine
✪ Couple laughed over forcing girl to run in diaper
Authorities said Broten and Landrum shaved the 12-year-old girl’s hair and forced her to run up and down the hill six times on Monday night as punishment for poor grades. “The parents believed this was appropriate discipline for their daughter to teach her to not get bad grades at school,” said Lt. Michael Monsrud of Fridley.
✪ Mexican authorities investigating porn video made by 6th-graders in grade school classroom
The incident occurred in late April at a grade school in the town of Calkini, which is in a relatively conservative and heavily Indian area. Three boys are seen on the video engaging in oral and anal sex recorded on a cellphone by a fourth person, apparently another student. The mother of one of the boys saw the video on the Internet and notified authorities, Kantun said. He said the video had since been taken down. Authorities didn’t announce the students’ ages, but sixth-graders in Mexico are generally 12 or younger.
✪ New York: Come For The Bagels, Stay For The Perfectly Legal Kiddie Porn
Attention, perverts: if you like kiddie porn, you’ll love New York. Probably not the slogan New York State tourism officials were hoping for, but New York has (un)-officially become the Kiddie Porn State thanks to a ruling from the New York State Court of Appeals Tuesday that determined viewing kiddie porn isn’t a crime. Possessing, producing, and distributing child erotica is still illegal (sorry, perverts), but the court decided that “possessing” kiddie porn and viewing it on the Internet are not the same thing. In other words, just because you saw smut on the Internet doesn’t mean it’s your possession, and therefore isn’t illegal under the current law.
✪ N.J. babysitter admits sexually assaulting young girl and streaming attack on web
Mahoney has been in custody since December, after prosecutors said pornographic videos showing assaults on the girl were found on the computer of a then-32-year-old Texas man. She had been charged with two counts of sexual exploitation of a child but yesterday pleaded guilty to one count. Mahoney also faces state charges of sexual assault, aggravated sexual assault and endangering the welfare of a child. The federal complaint lodged against Mahoney in January describes an approximately four-minute video streamed over the internet in which the child was lying on her stomach, apparently asleep on a bed. Mahoney then knelt beside the child and sexually abused her, the complaint said. In another incident described in the complaint, in which Mahoney allegedly recorded iPhone video while the girl was in a bathtub, Mahoney told her to “lean over sweetheart, so I can rinse you.” The girl asked “like a mermaid?” and Mahoney replied “like a mermaid, sweetheart.” Sexual abuse then ensued
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✪ German Grandmother, Heidemarie Schwermer, Lives Without Money For 16 Years
Heidemarie lived nomadically, trading gardening, cleaning, and even therapy sessions for food and a place to sleep. She found it liberating: “Living without money gave me quality of life, inner wealth, and freedom.” Heidemarie has written three books about her experiences. She says the first, “The Star Money Experiment” was quite successful and she passed out all the money she earned to people on the street. She waived her advances on the other books and asked the publisher to give her royalties to charity.
✪ Bioengineered corporal tissue for structural and functional restoration of the penis
Various reconstructive procedures have been attempted to restore a cosmetically acceptable phallus that would allow normal reproductive, sexual, and urinary function in patients requiring penile reconstruction. However, these procedures are limited by a shortage of native penile tissue. We previously demonstrated that a short segment of the penile corporal body can be replaced using naturally derived collagen matrices with autologous cells. In the current study, we examined the feasibility of engineering the entire pendular penile corporal bodies in a rabbit model. Neocorpora were engineered from cavernosal collagen matrices seeded with autologous cells using a multistep static/dynamic procedure, and these were implanted to replace the excised corpora. The bioengineered corpora demonstrated structural and functional parameters similar to native tissue and male rabbits receiving the bilateral implants were able to successfully impregnate females.
✪ An entire class of high school students receive IV drips while cramming for exams
“The state grants a 10-yuan subsidy for amino acids to each graduating senior that will participate in the gao kao (National College Entrance Exam). Any student that feels not well can go to the infirmary and take amino acids on the IV drip,” Mr. Xia explained. He said that some students had been below par recently due to the sudden weather changes in the city of Xiaogan, and the school infirmary had been packed with students. In order to spare students the trouble of running back and forth between the infirmary and the classroom and save their time, the school decided to arrange IV drip sessions right in the classroom.
✪ Ideal Hosiery Scale Model
1/12th scale sculpture of Ideal Hosiery, located at 339 Grand St. New York, NY. Lower East Side, Manhattan.

 

 

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▲ Ferret Legging – A Truly Unusual Sport
Also known as ferret-down-trousers and put ‘em down, the rules of the sport are pretty tight. Competitors have two ferrets placed inside their trousers, which are tied firmly at the ankles and belted up at the waist, thereby eliminating any point of escape for the furry creatures. The competitor then stands before judges, enduring the misery of the razor-sharp claws and teeth of the ferrets. Other rules state that competitors cannot be drunk and the ferrets must not be sedated. Also, the ferrets must have a full set of teeth that have not been blunted or filed. The man who stands the longest, wins. Sounds gruesome, doesn’t it? Well, get this – they aren’t even allowed to put on underwear, so as to allow free access to the ferrets from one leg to the other.
▲ Shoplifting Around the World [Infographic]
▲ Mountain Dew Will Dissolve Rats On Contact
According to McGill, if a mouse is submerged in Mountain Dew between four and seven days, the rodent “will have no calcium in its bones and bony structures.” During those days of soft drink immersion, “the mouse’s abdominal structure will rupture.” Additionally, “its cranial cavity (head) is also likely to rupture within that time period,” McGill noted. After 30 days exposure to Mountain Dew, “all of the mouse’s structures” would have disintegrated to the point that it would not be recognizable. In fact, “the mouse will have been transformed into a ‘jelly-like’ substance.” The only part of the rodent that could possibly survive, added McGill, was “a portion of the tail.”
▲ Lab-grown glands, eyes and brain parts
Growing a complete, functioning brain is unfeasible, but there is real potential in growing functional neural tissue containing specific types of cells, for transplantation into the human brain. This is one avenue of research that the team are investigating. Last year, they showed that ES cells can be coaxed to differentiate into functional cerebellar Purkinje cells, which integrate themselves into the brain when transplanted into mouse foetuses. “We are now attempting to generate Purkinje cells from human ES and induced pluripotent stem cells,” says Sasai. This would be useful in establishing animal models for the spino-cerebellar ataxias, to investigate their pathogenesis and to explore the possibility of gene therapy for these diseases.” The 3D culture technique could also be used to grow midbrain tissue containing neurons that synthesize the neurotransmitter dopamine, which could eventually prove to be very useful in the development of therapies for Parkinson’s Disease.
▲ No Fear: Memory Adjustment Pills Get Pentagon Push
The Pentagon hasn’t come close to solving the PTSD crisis plaguing the current generation of troops. But a cutting-edge realm of treatment might change that — by wiping away the fear that military personnel associate with traumatic memories. The Pentagon this week announced an $11 million grant for three research institutions, all of them long-time hubs for the military’s ongoing PTSD investigations. Experts at Emory University, the University of Southern California and New York-Presbyterian/Weill Cornell Medical Center will study the effectiveness of D-Cycloserine (DCS). DCS is a pharmaceutical thought to help extinguish fearful memories. It’s usually taken right before exposure therapy, a process that involves recalling traumatic experiences in an effort to nullify the menacing associations that accompany them.
▲ Saudi son sale: $20 million price tag for a child
A failed Saudi businessman has put up his own son up for sale on Facebook. He claims that with all doors closed to him, he couldn’t see any other way to provide for his wife and daughter. ­Saud bin Nasser Al Shahry wants more than 73 million UAE Dirhams for the boy, a sum equivalent to almost $20 million, reports Qatar’s Al Sharq newspaper. A deal on the boy would offer “a decent life to his mother and sister rather than living in poverty.” The resourceful businessman said his debt-collecting firm had been ruled illegal by a local court and had to be shut down. When Al Shahry approached the Labor Office for financial assistance, the authorities allegedly refused him aid as the ministry does not provide help to individuals over 35 years old.
▲ 7 year old Poppy Burge gets liposuction voucher from ‘Human Barbie’ mum Sarah for Christmas
A seven-year-old who received a voucher for a boob job on her last birthday has received yet another inappropriate gift from her surgery-obsessed mother: A £7,000 voucher for liposuction. Little Poppy Burge received the gift in her Christmas stocking after her mother, a 51-year-old plastic surgery addict known as The Human Barbie, decided it would ‘come in handy’. ‘I put the voucher in her stocking – there’s nothing wrong with that,’ she said. ‘She asks for surgery all the time. She wants to look good and lipo is one of those procedures that will always come in handy.
▲ Police Shoot and Kill Armed 8th Grader in Texas
Police shot and killed an eighth grader brandishing a handgun in a Texas middle school hallway Wednesday. Police received a call around 8 a.m. saying there was someone with a weapon at Cummings High School in Brownsville, Texas, the Associated Press reported. Officers found the student with a handgun in a hallway and shot him after he “engaged” police, a district spokeswoman said in a statement. He was taken to a nearby medical center where he later died, the Brownsville Herald reported. His name has not been released. Local ABC affiliate KXXV-TV reported that police told the student to put his weapon down and fired three times after he refused to comply.
▲ Stephen Hawking admits he finds women ‘a complete mystery’
His career has shed light on the secrets of the universe, from the nature of space-time to the workings of black holes, but there is one conundrum that still baffles the world’s most famous scientist. In an interview to mark his 70th birthday this weekend, Stephen Hawking, the former Lucasian professor of mathematics at Cambridge University, admitted he spent most of the day thinking about women. “They are,” he said “a complete mystery.”
▲ Avoiding Facial Recognition of the Future
The main focus of the camouflage is to use makeup and hair to create a look that is a mix between organic and machine. This makes it very hard to program software that can detect facial features if the traditional lines of a person’s visage are broken up in non-organic fashion. For those wanting to take a stab at protecting their identity, there are a few basic tips offered: 1. Avoid enhancers: They amplify key facial features. 2. Partially obscure the nose-bridge: The region where the nose, eyes, and forehead intersect is a key facial feature. 3. Partially obscure the ocular region: The position and darkness of eyes is a key facial feature. 4. Remain inconspicuous: For camouflage to function, it must not be perceived as a mask or disguise.
▲ PayPal Tells Buyer To Destroy Purchased Violin Instead Of Return For Refund
a seller claims that she’s out $2,500 and an antique violin after the company told the buyer to destroy the instrument. According to the seller, who shared her tale with the aforementioned Regretsy, she had sold the old violin to a buyer in Canada, who subsequently disputed the instrument’s bona fides. It is certainly not uncommon for people in the antique musical instrument field to argue over whether or not a particular item is the real deal, and it makes sense to notify PayPal that you are disputing the purchase. But the decision as to whether or not the violin is the real deal or an impersonator is not usually left up to the company that promises the payment. Alas, someone at PayPal apparently is an expert in old violins, because the company determined the instrument was “counterfeit” and told the buyer he needed to destroy it in order to get his refund. The buyer not only smashed the violin to bits; he also snapped some pics that he sent to the seller.
▲ La Redoute Naked Man Kids PHOTO
Stylist UK reports that the image has stirred up its fair share of controversy in France — and with good reason. The photo, found on La Redoute’s e-commerce site, features four annoyingly happy looking children frolicking on the beach wearing fun (if grammatically incorrect) T-shirts. But way off in the distance behind them is a man wearing absolutely nothing. This is creepy on a number of levels — in the photo, this naked man’s presence invalidates all that childlike joy the children are experiencing. But then you have to step back a level. How did this man get here in the first place? Did La Redoute really do a children’s photoshooot on a beach where people are allowed to roam around naked? Odds are, if there was one naked guy on that beach, there were probably more.
▲ Chinese Girls Before and After Makeup
Before and after makeup comparisons, even more shocking than plastic surgery
▲ Deadly parasite turns Bay Area honeybees into zombie slaves
Infected bees go mad, abandoning their hive in a suicidal rush toward bright lights, according to a new study by San Francisco State researchers. “It’s the flight of the living dead,” said lead investigator and biology professor John Hafernik, also president of the California Academy of Sciences. The parasite, a tiny fly, has been found in bees from three-quarters of the 31 surveyed hives in the Bay Area — essentially, everywhere except Santa Clara and San Mateo counties. In a plotline similar to a George Romero horror film, the fly deposits its eggs into the bee’s abdomen, then takes over. The hapless bees walk around in circles, with no apparent sense of direction. Some are unable to even stand on their legs. “They kept stretching them out and then falling over,” Hafernik said. “It really painted a picture of something like a zombie.”
▲ India girl killed in ritual sacrifice to ensure better harvest
Police arrested two men, both poor farmers, last week and they told police they killed the girl to appease their gods and get a better harvest, Das said. Tati was walking home after watching television at a neighbor’s house when she was kidnapped, Das said. The two men confessed to cutting her open and removing her liver as an offering. Das said the police had gathered enough evidence, apart from the confessions, to charge the two with murder. They would face life in prison or even the death sentence if convicted. The men were described as “tribals,” a term referring to the region’s indigenous people, most of whom remain mired in poverty and illiteracy.
▲ ‘Lost World’ Of Sea Creatures Discovered Near Antarctica
A “lost world” of sea creatures was discovered near Antarctica, British scientists announced Wednesday. Scientists doing their first exploring of deep-sea vents in the Antarctic said it was unlike anything found around other hydrothermal vents — a world populated by new species of anemones, predatory sea stars, and piles of hairy-chested yeti crabs. It was “almost like a sight from another planet,” said expedition leader Alex Rogers, a professor of zoology at Oxford University. Even in the eye-popping world of deep-sea vents, the Antarctic discoveries stand out, with the unfamiliar species of crabs found crowded in piles around the warm waters emanating from the seafloor. Many of the animals found at the vents have never been found at hydrothermal vents in other oceans, Rogers said. “To see these animals in such huge densities was just amazing,” Rogers told LiveScience.
▲ Naked man interrupts ‘Chipmunks’ at North Riverside Mall theater
Kids and parents who paid admission to see a movie about three shipwrecked chipmunks on Dec. 29 at the North Riverside Park Mall’s Classic Cinemas theater, 7501 Cermak Rd., got a bonus show that afternoon – one that landed a 34-year-old Chicago man in Cook County Jail. About a half hour into the 4 p.m. showing of the kiddie feature Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked, police say an entirely naked Edward L. Brown stood up from his seat in the front row, faced the crowd of 86 theater-goers, stretched out his hands and displayed his genitalia for all to see before sitting back down to enjoy the movie. …According to the police report, Brown told officers that he had been let inside the movie theater for free by an unknown female who allegedly told him to have a seat in the front row of the theater, take off his clothes and wait for her, so they could have sex, smoke crack and do heroin.
▲ Charlton Library Sends Police To Collect Overdue Books From 5-Year-Old
A Charlton mom says her local library crossed the line when they sent police to collect her daughter’s overdue library books. Her mom says the 5-year-old girl was so afraid that she burst into tears. Charlton Police Sergeant Dan Dowd stopped by the home of Shannon Benoit to let her know that her daughter had two books several months overdue which needed to be returned or paid for.
▲ Bonobo ape lights campfire, cooks hamburgers
Kanzi, a 31-year-old Bonobos, also known as the pygmy chimpanzee, reportedly became obsessed with the film “Quest for Fire” at an early age. “Kanzi makes fire because he wants to,” Dr. Sue Savage-Rumbaugh, his main handler at the Great Ape Trust, told the Telegraph. “The movie was released about a year after Kanzi was born and was about early man struggling to control fire. Kanzi watched this spellbound over and over hundreds of times.”
▲ Children becoming ‘addicted’ to computers
Children’s access to smartphones and computers should be limited to stop them becoming “addicted” to electronic gadgets, according to a schools’ leader.
▲ Password case reframes Fifth Amendment rights in context of digital world
Beyond the log-in screen of Ramona Fricosu’s laptop computer lies what federal prosecutors say could be the key evidence in the bank-fraud case against her. There’s only one problem: Prosecutors don’t know her password. Thus, in an extraordinarily rare move, prosecutors in Denver are seeking a court order forcing Fricosu to unlock the computer so that they can obtain files they would use to try to convict her and her ex-husband. Civil-liberties groups nationwide have taken notice, saying the case tests the strength of rights against self-incrimination in a digital world. Prosecutors, meanwhile, say that allowing criminal defendants to beat search warrants simply by encrypting their computers would make it impossible to obtain evidence in an age when clues are more likely held within a hard drive than a file cabinet.
▲ White powder sent to Fla. gov’t office sickens 4
According to the Palm Beach Post, initial testing of the white powder was “inconclusive.” WPEC mentioned that there can be psychological and physical effects or psychosomatic symptoms even if the substance is not hazardous due to the panic caused by the situation, but Emergency Manager for the City of West Palm Beach Allan Ortman told the Palm Beach Post that when tested the powder didn’t change colors, which is raising some concern. The powder has been sent to a FBI lab for further testing, and results are expected within 24 hours.
▲ Police State 2012: No Need to Wait, It’s Already Here
One of the greatest problems in talking about the police state is that all such discussion of the subject is hampered by the lack of a clear-cut definition. Given the public’s own ignorance of the true nature and function of a police state, story after story after story of intolerable levels of official oppression, secret illegal surveillance, and increasingly sophisticated technology for tracking, apprehending, incapacitating and even killing dissenters can be dismissed because these stories are reported one at a time, in a contextless and therefore meaningless way that invites the interpretation that these stories are only warnings of what is to come instead of sign posts of a reality that is already here.
▲ John Lydon’s top of the pops roots Reggae picks
Don Letts: The Rastas loved John! To them he was “THE punk rock Don from London” they were aware of all the trouble he had stirred up in London, and yeah, they were into what he stood for and his stance, and they dug it… We smoked a chalice together with U Roy for breakfast, and then went out to one of his dances, miles out in the countryside, quite a long journey by car. I remember the dreads stringing up this sound, and kicking off with some earthquake dubs. Now let me tell you this sound system was LOUD, and me and John both of us, literally passed out! I remember hours later some dreads shaking us awake, it was like, “Wake up man, dance done, dance finish now man!” Yeah, it was pretty wild for me and John out in Jamaica. We loved it. John just had a vibe you know, people were drawn to him. It was the same in London; it was the same in Kingston. John is Irish, and there is a definite affinity between Jamaicans and Irish!
▲ Pot Culture: White Punks on Dope
In fact, despite protestations to the contrary, the punks always smoked pot when no one was looking. In John Lydon’s autobiography, Don Letts explains how he became DJ at the seminal punk hang out, The Roxy: “I took the job at first for the money. I thought the punks were just a bunch of crazy white people. I didn’t really tune into it. When I became the deejay and started meeting them, I picked up on what they were doing. I got the job first, and then got all my black mates to work there. Everybody who worked there, besides Andy (Czezowski), was black. We used to make joints before we went to work to sell to the punks over the counter. The people would come up and say, ‘Give me two beers and a spliff. No, make that two spliffs and a beer.’ They couldn’t roll Jamaican cones.”

 

 

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✖ SPELL OF THE ALBINO
In Tanzania, body parts of albinos are a cash crop of sorts. A complete set of body parts – including limbs, genitals, ears, tongue and nose – can sell for $75,000. The surge in the use of albino body parts as a good luck charm is a result of the kind of marketing exercise by witch doctors who propagate the myth that spiritual potions made out of albino body parts bring good fortune. This has driven the demand among wealthy buyers and endangered the lives of Tanzanian albinos.
✖ Alisha Halfmoon, Tulsa Woman, Accused Of Trying To Cook Meth — In Walmart
“While speaking with some of the firefighters on the scene she made statements that that’s what she was doing; that she was attempting to obtain these chemicals and was in the process of trying to manufacture methamphetamine,” police officer David Shelby told the station. “However, she said that she was not very good at it.” After Halfmoon had spent more than six hours inside Walmart, loss prevention officers alerted police about the suspect’s suspicious behavior in the back of the store, according to News 9. When an officer confronted Halfmoon at around 6 p.m., the suspect had allegedly just finished mixing a bottle of sulfuric acid with starter fluid, Shelby told Fox 23. Walmart is known for its low, low prices, but Shelby said she couldn’t afford to buy the drug ingredients. At the time of her arrest, Halfmoon had managed to round up meth ingredients including lithium and chemical drain cleaner, Tulsa World reports.
✖ For the hard-up evil genius looking to move lairs: $18m Cold War missile silo with underground bunker for sale at just $1.76m
If it’s a quiet life you are after or you are worried about the end of the world, this underground bunker could be answer to your dreams. It’s nuclear and biochemically bomb proof and has enough room for an army. In fact, this Cold War missile silo was once owned by the U.S. military. Today the 185-acre site which cost $18 million to build back in the Fifties is for sale at $1.72 million
✖ Eugene Foster Taught Girlfriend’s Teen Daughter a Lesson About Sexting — By Sending Naked Photos of Her to Her Friends
Authorities say Foster, 31, found the photo’s on the girl’s phone Wednesday night. To teach her a lesson, he sent the image to 37 of the contacts stored in the girl’s phone. The girl’s mother — Foster’s girlfriend — isn’t sure exactly who receieved the photos of her naked daughter, so she asked officials at the Florence Unified School District to send a warning to parents that kiddie porn may have been sent to their children. “To spread this photo further would not only add to the devastating embarrassment of one of our students, making a bad situation worse, it would make the sender subject to severe legal consequences,” Dawn Hawman, the district’s director of public relations, told parents. “The welfare of our students is always our top priority, and we appreciate your assistance in minimizing the damage done by one adult’s poor choices.”
✖ 17 Secret Codes & Symbols Used By Chinese Thieves & Burglars
Recently, Chengdu police made public 17 types of “casing markers/symbols”. “×” represents “plan operation”, ◇ represents “no one lives here”, a wavy line represents “beware of fierce dog”, while a rectangle with slashes represents “already thieved”. Police remind city residents to be on the lookout for secret symbols/signals made by thieves and to immediately report them to the police as well as remove them upon discovery.
✖ Telemarketers, Collectors Could Target Cells Under “Mobile Information Call Act”
The innocent-sounding “Mobile Information Call Act” would allow all sorts of nuisance calls to cell phones, eating into customers’ costly minutes, Sen. Chuck Schumer warned Sunday. “The floodgates would be open to telemarketers, who could call you on your cell phone during breakfast, lunch, dinner, no matter if you’re at home, at school, at the office,” said Schumer, who vowed to fight the legislation proposed by House Republicans.
✖ Police to test laser that ‘blinds rioters’
The laser, resembling a rifle and known as an SMU 100, can dazzle and incapacitate targets up to 500m away with a wall of light up to three metres squared. It costs £25,000 and has an infrared scope to spot looters in poor visibility. Looking at the intense beam causes a short-lived effect similar to staring at the sun, forcing the target to turn away.
✖ Should Pepper Spray Be TIME’s Person of the Year?
What started out as a joke has become an increasingly real proposition: Even though it’s not a “person,” we must now begin to debate whether Pepper Spray should grace TIME’s most discussed cover. No person, place or thing has come to define the absurdity of 2011 more than the “food product, essentially,” this suddenly ubiquitous lachrymatory agent/chemical weapon. Pepper spray, essentially, gave birth to the national media’s recognition of the Occupy Wall Street movement when NYPD Deputy Inspector Anthony Bologna cowardly pepper-sprayed some unwitting young women. Without his depraved indifference to the freedom to assemble and the freedom of speech, the national media, and by extension the nation, might never have begun to discuss income inequality in earnest.
✖ Long and tough road ahead for work to decommission Fukushima nuclear reactors
After the expert committee of the Japan Atomic Energy Commission (JAEC) compiled a report on procedures to decommission the No. 1 to 4 reactors at the Fukushima No. 1 Nuclear Power Plant on Dec. 7, the actual work is expected to move into high gear after the turn of the year. As in the case of the 1979 Three Mile Island accident, the workers would try to remove melted nuclear fuel after shielding radiation with water, a technique called a “water tomb.” But the work would have to be done in a “territory where humans have not stepped into before,” said a senior official of Tokyo Electric Power Co. (TEPCO), the operator of the troubled Fukushima nuclear power station. The work is so difficult that it is expected to take more than 30 years to finish decommissioning the reactors.
✖ Vatican guide: The pope’s pornographic bathroom
Embarrassingly, I had to ask the monsignor to stand aside, so I could get a proper view of the most notorious image, of the randy goat-god Pan leaping from the bushes with a monstrous erection. I was shocked to see that the image had been vandalized. Someone had etched out Pan’s manhood and filled in the gap with white paint. This, of course, made the object even larger and more noticeable—another parable about the futility of censorship.
✖ U.S. Unprepared for Disaster Arriving from Japan Nuke Plant
The problem now is that scientists are at a loss as to how to contain this pending disaster. What if large quantities of radioactive materials, which leaked into the sea when Fukushima went critical, slowly poison seas around the world, leading to contaminated seafood and widespread die-offs of ocean life? What will this do to living things on the West Coast? No one knows just how much radioactive material was dumped into the sea around Fukushima, as the Japanese government has been characteristically tight lipped. In late March, Japan’s government said scientists took samples of seawater from the Pacific Ocean around Fukushima. The government admitted that just north of the reactor, seawater was found to contain 1,150 times the safe limit of radioactive iodine. South of the site, that amount was 1,850 times.
✖ Bank fee makes teen overdrawn, resulting in more fees
At first things went smoothly, but as the money in his account dwindled, he began to ignore it. By fall, Ganziano had just $4.85 left in the account — too little to withdraw from an ATM — so he let it sit. He had all but forgotten about the account until he received a letter from TCF on Oct. 12 saying six days earlier, it had charged him a $9.95 “monthly maintenance fee” because his account had too little money in it. The $9.95 charge made his account overdrawn by $5.10, which triggered another fee. At TCF, any account overdrawn by more than $5 is charged a $28-a-day overdraft fee. The net result: Ganziano was $33.10 in the hole. By then, his nascent savings account was in a downward spiral. At $28 a day, the charges were adding up quickly. When he and his mother went to the nearest branch that weekend to close the account, they were told they would first have to pay the accumulated fees, which totaled $229.10.
✖ THAILAND: Muslims behead a 9-year-old boy (WARNING: Graphic Images)
More than than 4000 people from police and teachers to monks and children have been killed in the past 7 years by Muslims in southern Thailand, but hardly a word in the mainstream media. In Southern Thailand Muslim gunmen continue killing and threatening innocent citizens. The Muslim insurgents have threatened to kill 20 teachers and have distributed fliers that said, “WANTED: 20 Deaths of Buddhist teachers.” Muslim terrorists object to the education system which teaches Buddhist culture that is not acceptable in Islam. The attacks are intended to force Buddhists to leave the region because Muslims want to create an independent Muslim nation in the three southern provinces.
✖ 10 roughies: disturbing, extreme vintage porn of the 70’s and 80’s (a personal selection)

 

 

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Wanta Feel Our Muscles?

  • When the world discovered that a group of Navy SEALs called “SEAL Team 6” was responsible for killing Osama bin Laden, it’s not likely that many of them thought, “how can we trademark ‘SEAL Team 6’ to make money off of it?” Fear not, though: the Walt Disney Company did think just that.

    FishbowlNY uncovered three trademark applications that Disney made in early May to claim the rights to the phrase “SEAL Team 6.”

    The applications cover “entertainment and education services,” “toys, games and playthings” and “clothing, footwear and headwear.”

    It remains to be seen what products will come of these trademarks, but the bin Laden raid video game and pajama set has to be just around the corner.

  • The cause of the worker’s death was unknown. The man, in his 60s, was employed by one of Tokyo Electric’s contractors and started working at the plant on Friday. He was exposed to 0.17 millisieverts of radiation on Saturday, Tokyo Electric said.

    The Japanese government’s maximum level of exposure for male workers at the plant is 250 millisieverts for the duration of the effort to bring it under control.

    The worker fell ill 50 minutes after starting work at 6:00 a.m. on Saturday (5 p.m. EDT on Friday) and brought to the plant’s medical room unconscious. He was later moved to a nearby hospital and confirmed dead, a Tokyo Electric spokesman said.

  • A DeMotte woman believed to be high on bath salts allegedly told police she needed to write on the walls of a Rensselaer hotel room to protect her from evil spirits, officials said.

    According to Indiana State Police, officers were called at 10:07 a.m. Wednesday to a hotel room near the intersection of Ind. 114 and Interstate 65 for a report of damage to a room.

    When officers arrived, they allegedly found Tammy E. Winter, 42, of DeMotte, sitting on a bed. Winter allegedly told officers she needed to write on the walls of the hotel room to protect her from evil spirits.

    A family member in the room told police Winter is a known abuser of bath salts, which are snorted and cause hallucinations.

  • A Cleveland man was attacked by a housecat Friday afternoon and the man’s injuries are so severe that he had to be taken by air ambulance to Memorial Hermann Hospital in Houston.
  • When an erratic driver doesn’t show any trace of alcohol on a breathalyzer, police need expert training to tell if they are high on something else. That’s why police recently requested a whole new set of recruits — drug users.

    Outside the Minneapolis Police Fifth Precinct at the corner of West 31st Street and Nicollet Avenue South, the sunset signals the beginning of a busy night for police patrolling Minnesota streets. But a select group of officers aren’t chasing crime on this night. Instead, the potential danger has come to them.

    Inver Grove Heights Officer Chris Wegner is about to get some of the most valuable hands-on training of his career, dealing with people high on drugs.

  • The thumb drive Josue Rivera, 38, gave a Bridgeport funeral director to play at a service was supposed to be a memorial slideshow of the person who had passed away. Instead, it contained dozens of images of child pornography, according to the U.S. Marshal Violent Crime Fugitive Task Force.
    They arrested Rivera of Bridgeport on Tuesday and charged him with first-degree possession of child pornography. The arrest comes almost 10 months after an employee of Luz de Paz Funeral Home reviewed the drive, saw it was no memorial tribute and called Bridgeport police, the Connecticut Post reports. 

    Police seized Rivera’s home computer and found as many as 153 files they believe are child pornography depicting 35 children, including three videos, the Post reports.

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Cookin’ Up Moon Mist Flavored Meth In A 3 Liter Faygo Bottle

  • Thanks Kristie Muller
  • Where my nigga Higgs Boson at?!
  • San Francisco prosecutors may be forced to drop a total of 1,400 cases in the growing scandal at the police drug lab, including hundreds in which defendants have been placed in drug treatment programs.
  • “We need to consider what drug prohibition has done to the vital profession of law enforcement. It has divided police officers from the communities we serve, alienated us from young people, sent our call-loads through the roof, placed huge financial strains on police budgets and, sometimes, my colleagues have been injured or murdered while enforcing these drug laws. Every police officer should question whether the War on Drugs is worth fighting, particularly when there are other policy options that would result in less crime, addiction, disease and death.”
  • “Tens of thousands” of pieces of child pornography in the mediums of photographs, DVDs, books, cameras, and camcorders were found in Biby’s home, Goodrich said. Disturbingly, he said, numerous camcorders were found to be filled with what appeared to be homemade video tapes of children.

    Officers say Biby’s car was discovered to be filled “from floor to ceiling” with child pornography as well.

    The children in the photos and videos appear to primarily range in age from infant to pre-pubescent, Goodrich said.

    Police also uncovered binoculars with cameras built into them in Biby’s house and car, as well as hundreds of game tokens for use at the children’s restaurant, “Chuck-E-Cheese.”

  • FUCK THE SCUMBAG POPE!
  • McCollum’s spokeswoman Maria Reppas said Thursday that the congresswoman’s district office in St. Paul received the condom in an envelope dated March 23, along with an anonymous typed letter reading: “Betty McCollum you’ve been dry fucked by the liberal party.”
  • After giving a short warm-up speech in advance of President Obama’s speech, Biden turned to embrace the President and said “this is a big fucking deal!” (At about the 20 second mark.)
  • UbuWeb is pleased to present dozens of avant-garde films & videos for your viewing pleasure. However, it is important to us that you realize that what you will see is in no way comparable to the experience of seeing these gems as they were intended to be seen: in a dark room, on a large screen, with a good sound system and, most importantly, with a roomful of warm, like-minded bodies.
  • Scareware, also known as rogueware or fake antivirus software, has become one of the fastest-growing, and most prevalent, types of internet fraud. Software maker Panda Security estimates that each month some 35 million PCs worldwide, or 3.5 percent of all computers, are infected with these malicious programs, putting more than $400 million a year in the hands of cybercriminals. “When you include cost incurred by consumers replacing computers or repairing, the total damages figure is much, much larger than the out of pocket figure,” said Ethan Arenson, an attorney with the Federal Trade Commission who helps direct the agency’s efforts to fight cybercrime.

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YouTube – De La Soul – Say No Go
Gucci Crew II – Five Dollar High
Redman & Method Man – Da Rockwilder
Redman – Tonight’s Da Night
De La Soul – Me, Myself And I
Digital Underground – Humpty Dance
Jungle Brothers – Straight Out The Jungle
KRS-ONE – Sound Of Da Police
Marley Marl feat. MC Shan – Marley Scratch
Son Of Bazerk – Change The Style
Raekwon – Incarcerated Scarfaces
EPMD feat. K-Solo & Redman – Head banger
Slick Rick – Treat Her Like a Prostitute
Grandmaster Flash & Fab Five Freddie/Wild Style
Double Trouble – Wild Style
Brand Nubian – Slow Down
Masters Of Ceremony – Sexy
Nice & Smooth – Sometimes I Rhyme Slow
Fuck that, people sleep on Nice & Smooth
YouTube – Nice & Smooth – Hip Hop Junkies
Who directed this video, Gregory Dark?!
Fu Schnickens – la schmoove
This one’s for the Donnnnnnnnnn!!!!
Leaders of the New School – Classic Material
Don’t sleep on this song, son-son!
De La Soul – A Roller Skating Jam Named “Saturdays”
Back to the feelgood
Public Enemy – Miuzi Weights A Ton
Without these guys most of this shit nowadays wouldn’t exist!
Public Enemy – Shut Em Down
This is dedicated to you AMERIKKKA!
Public Enemy – Rebel Without a Pause Live on MTV
Terminator X – Buck whylin
Listen to the Black Flag ‘Rise Above’ sample!
Eric B & Rakim – MICROPHONE FIEND
3rd Bass – Gas Face
Run DMC- Rock Box
Sir Mix-A-Lot – Iron Man
Ultramagnetic Mc’s – Travelling At The Speed Of Thought
Schooly D – I Don’t Like Rock’n’Roll
Holy Shit!
L’trimm – “Cars That Go Boom”
Alice Cooper – School’s Out
Fallout Shelter Handbook 1962
Klu Klux Kramer
YouTube – Slow motion high FPS compilation
Thnx Ryan Kitson
‘Kramer’s’ Racial Tirade
Bad Brains – At the movies – 1979
Thnx Espo
Can You Get Dear With A Dead Deer?
Wisconsin motion argues sex with animal carcass not a crime
Man calls police when DEA agents take his pot
Skateboarding Girls
The shady one-man corporation that’s destroying hip-hop
How to Hack a Coke Machine – WikiHow
Motorhead to sponsor under-10 Soccer team
Thnx Leo
(you gotta) fight for your right (to party)
Quiet Riot – Party All Night
Beastie Boys Totally Ripped This Off…
New Order – Confusion
Such a great video!
Adam And The Ants – Ant Rap
Back when everyone was jumping on the bandwagon.
Adam & The Ants – Prince Charming
Dentist shortage leads man to superglue own tooth
Chicago Crystal Meth Accapela
Meth commercial
Get A Job!
Russian artist makes his erotic works according to fairy tales
Tesla – the missing secrets of Nikola Tesla
Meth use ‘behind crumbling euros’
eBay: A SET OF 6 SUPER SPERM CLIPPER LIGHTERS, FUNNY DESIGNS!
BITERZ!
‘Toon Room
Girl Shits Hottub
I Smell A Fake!
Pakistan ‘kidney bazaar’ thrives
knockoff*project
Album cover spoofs, goofs, tributes, send ups, near misses and coincedences.
The (relatively unknown) Tunguska Explosion of 1908
Air Guitar Shirt!
Monkey Kissing Prank Video
Slip ’em some tongue, so wrong!
Pelican Eats Living Pigeon Video
BNE on Japanese TV
BoxOfApples – Fruit Crate Label Art
Unicycle Freestyle
mytits15
Charles Bronson Wears Too Much Cologne
20th Century Modern DJ Table – $10k
Over The Edge trailer
CLIFF BURTON TRIBUTE
Locksport International visual picking guide – in comic book form
Naked man arrested on weapon charge
“Sheehan replied that he had hidden a screwdriver in his anal cavity”
Fire breaks out at Salt Lake crematorium
“Fire officials said the six-hundred pound man was in being cremated when his body fluids were too much for the oven. The body fluids seeped out onto the floor and ignited causing a fire at the Garner Funeral Home in Salt Lake City.”
Steve Powers – Takin’ It Back To The Streets This Weekend
‘Only 50 years left’ for sea fish
Thnx 323
Timothy Leary’S Last Trip (LSD)
LSD – The Beyond Within
How to Make a Hollow Book
The Red Balloon – short film 1956
Michael Angelo Double Guitar – Salvador-BA-Brazil
Yngwie Malsteem-Guitar solos
more buckethead
buckethead theme
Cheap Trick- Alan Thicke Interview 1983
5 Neck Guitar
Richie Blackmore shreds.
Van Halen Guitar solo 1978
Guns N’ Roses_-_The Godfather Theme
Exclusive Hipster Hangout: Everyone Welcome – New York Times
Mary-Kate Olsen’s New Man Revealed!
Olsen Twin And Snow Twin
Retro Pinup Lingerie Photos – Pinup Models – Winky Tiki Photography – Glamour Photographer
Gator Gets Deer
Guy finally washes hair after 26 years
Pelican attacks pigeon
Hot Chick
Chinastic| Contemporary Arts Exhibition in Nanjing
Holy Flying Furry Penises!
Peter Gorman | Naked Rooms
Naughty Aliens
Lefty Sells O’s
Doin’ the Pigeon
Burt Gets Down. Thnx Espo
Face Transformer
Web could be terror training camp: Chertoff
Thnx 323
Mike Tyson doing the monster mash
Munster P
Kicks of the Week
Tragedy Befalls Lafayette Streetwear Scene
Biggie’s St. Ides Commercial
St. Ides Commercial – 2Pac & Snoop Dogg
Ice Cube – St Ides Malt Liquor Commercial
Makes Yer Jimmy Thicker!
“Michelle, the pass around girl”
Avril Lavigne Drunken Upskirt Pictures
Toshio Matsumoto – for the damaged right eye
Bush Moves Toward Martial Law
Global ecosystems ‘face collapse’
Thnx 323
SMACKFEST
Sepultura Refuse Resist played by 10 yr olds
New Caster Rapist
Gorilla Picks Butt And Eats It
Tesco condemned for selling pole dancing toy
The ¬£49.97 kit comprises a chrome pole extendible to 8ft 6ins, a ‘sexy dance garter’ and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.
Old Time Radio at The Monster Club
Scary Stories For All You Kool Ghouls!
Inmate uses laxatives to flee jail
Willie
Humping Iron
CBGB’s – NYC – October 13, 2006
Panorama Photography
Red Raven Animated Records
Rotting Bacon
Official Celebrity Bra Size List
Man shells out £14k on army tank for supermarket run
Squirt Power – Supa Soka
NSFW
Clay Aiken Slash Fiction
Macro Cat Tongue
Rat Salad
Hawk Fatality Move
Wikipedia:Picture of the day
Monique Coleman Wardrobe Malfunction On “DANCING WITH THE STARS”
I’m Not On The List, I’m Naked
LEGO Flamethrower
Spanaway Man Accused Of Having Sex With Dog
Indian girl skates under 40 cars
The Legend of 11 Spring Street
Boong-Ga Boong-Ga – Anal Probing Arcade Game!
Experts create invisibility cloak
Thnx Leo
Suicide note leads to dismembered body
“…a woman‚Äôs charred head in a pot, her arms and legs in the oven and her torso in the refrigerator…”
Developmentally Disabled Man Sodomized At Bowling Alley
sexually abused with a plumbing snake
Free adult friendly image host
Touchscreen Pervert Games
Friday The 13th Fantasy Trading Cards
Sci Fi Sexy Rangers
Nude Album Art
More Titties
Titties
Leadbelly News Report
Thnx ‘Spo
K-Fed Gets Dissed Then Dropped
Thnx Espo
Snoop Dogg’s – Hood of Horror – Death Tag
US Congress launches probe into virtual economies
They Wanna Tax Avatars Now
Tripping Your Way to Sobriety
‘Acid’ as a Cure for Alcoholism
Human species ‘may split in two’
12 yr old Cutesy Girl Graffiti…awwwww!!!
raphappy
Tyson Returning to Ring; May Fight Women
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
The Cocaine Energy Drink
I’m waiting for Diet Cocaine
Forbidden Rebels – Old School Graffiti – Part 3
Forbidden Rebels – Old School Graffiti – Part 2
Forbidden Rebels – Old School Graffiti – Part 1
Toilet Bowl Kids Costume
Just asking for trouble!
Don’t Pee In The Water! Fish Penis Parasite!
Woman gives birth to grandchild
Hippie Halloween Costumes
Troops battle 10-foot marijuana plants
Dean chides students over ‘ghetto’ party
partygoers carried 40-ounce bottles of malt liquor and wore Afro wigs, necklaces with large medallions and name tags bearing traditionally black and Hispanic names
Court upholds right to protest topless
Rapatronic Nuclear Photographs
Lindsay Lohan Camel Toe
The Dark Side of Saturn
Wooden Chopper Motorcycle
Jay Z “The Truth Behind Hip Hop”
IN THE BIBLE CHRIST SAYS HE’S THE ROCK……HMMMM JAY Z SAYS HE’S THE ROC…..ROCA WEAR…ROC A FELLA….BUT I GUESS THATS NOTHING EITHER!?!?
How can limbo just be abolished?
Lightning exits woman’s bottom
A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.
Carnivorous Plant Eats Mouse At French Garden
“Mahna Mahna”
Disneyland Orgy
Bardot – Harley Davidson
Brigitte Bardot & Serge Gainsbourg – Comic Strip
Pop Art!
Brigitte Bardot & Serge Gainsbourg – Bonnie & Clyde
Donna Summer – Love To Love You Baby (1975)
Serge Gainsbourg: Lemon Incest
Don’t Smoke Dust!
“Why do You Like Angel Dust?”…
This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us – Sparks
Teen ‘wants to buy dungeon house’
Pink prison makes Texan inmates blush
Police Find Burgers Sprinkled With Pot
Frontline sex in a car, caught on helicopter gunship cam
DECONSTRUCTING ROY LICHTENSTEIN
Worms in stomach
Sports – Dominican Today
Nazi Croats form human swastika
Pinball Eye View Photos
Academy – Compressed Versions of Best Pictures
Volkswagen UK > Beetle Art
Bollywood Thriller
Albino moose
Mechanical Lion
Moulded Gourds
The Kid From Brooklyn on Starbucks
Kids vs Cops
whitney music box var. 0 – chromatic – 48 tines
Snake Charmer
Thnx Neck Face
Atelier de Dominique Regnier artiste sculpteur à Souillac dans le lot
Rhinos attack newborn calf
Yellow Flesh: The Twisted World of Simpsons Erotica
Starship Enterprise model boldly sold for $576,000
Cat has a toilet flushing obsession
Battle of The Album Covers
Wow!
Infamy (Widescreen) – Wal-Mart
ODB Knowledge
Raekwon – Heaven & Hell Ft Ghostface
Dogg Pound-New York New York
Tim Dog – Fuck Compton
NWA – Straight Outta Compton
John Mellancamp Takes It Like A Champ
Bush gives backrub
molested
run!
Goth Lolita TV
The Best of Both Worlds
If you sucker punch Dee Snyder…
Thnx NXck FXce
THE “BRIEF SAFE”
The Virgins © Tim Barber Рtinyvices.com
Tootie’s Bong – Facts of Life
Thnx Leo!
Ms. Peachez In The Tub
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Don’t clean off that graffiti – it’s an art installation
Scale Model Archive – Cities
The Four Squeezins Play Flinstones
PingPongPixel
Giants and Girls Galleries–B-Movie and Art Archives Featuring Damsels in Distress Menaced by Giants, Freaks, Gorillas, Mutants, and Other Monsters
Thousand-Hand Bodhisattva
Giant isopod
Adwalker: Wearable.Media.Solutions
Gaultier swaps Size O models for ‘Size 20’
Cock-A-Doodle
Lee trying the Calvin Klein kiddie porn campaign idea down in Oz
Lee’s Lolita OK, board rules
GayGamer.net
(Lots More) Superheroine Fantasies
The Most Offensive Thing Tommy Lee Has Ever Put In His Mouth
Teledildonics – Lego Vibrator – The Fuck-o-matic
I Want Candy
3DVulva.com
Nudes in Monster Masks
Clothed Porn
Futurotica
Playboy Presents – The Women Of McDonalds
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Torture!
10 years already…IRAK
Little Superstar Has a Posse
Kollywood Donkey Kong
triptape
Larry Clark’s KIDS
Via MySpace
DSM SKWAD RIGHT UNDER NEWARK POLICE NOSES!!! DAMN WE SOME KILLAZ
Dick ‘Scarface’ Cheney speech
Torture Bill States Non-Allegiance To Bush Is Terrorism
How To Pack eBAy Stuff…
Marijuana initiative gets Idaho high court’s go-ahead
15 yr old rapist sentenced to 30-60 years
coolgirl365
WTF
WORLDS YOUNGEST HAM
NPR : Looking to Cash In on a Punk Rock Youth
Ramones Alarm Clock
Welcome to Colourful Coffins
Damn Interesting » The Halifax Disaster
Broadway Joe Shirt Sighting
WOLVERINE CLAWS
eBay: PRACTICAL MANUAL OF SEXUAL RITUALS IN BLACK MAGIC, 1934 (item 280031395851 end time Oct-02-06 19:35:00 PDT)
hamster sudoku
‘Evil’ pervert built super computer to store one of Britain’s largest child porn collections | News | This is London
‘Box Man’ to pay $600 for freedom
Pictures of Arnold Schwarzenegger – The Greatest Bodybuilder of All-Time
Sock Monkey Wearables
Remote Controled Farting Teddy Bear
Space tourist, crew touch down
Bob’s BBQ & Grill Restaurant Home of the World’s Largest Hamburger and Slow Smoked BBQ
Egg Cuber
The Desolation of Somalia
Gold horse gives Japanese kids the royal treatment
The price is as hefty as the 30-kilogram (80-pound) golden toy — 150 million yen (1.28 million dollars).
Revenge Bomb over Broken Glasses
A man upset that his neighbor’s children helped break his wife’s eyeglasses is accused of trying to bomb the neighbor’s house in retaliation.
North Korea – Military Parade – Arirang / Mass Games 2005
Mars Exploration Rover Mission: On The Rim of the Victoria Crater
Paul Lynde Clips
Boy attacked by squirrel
Nerd Punch
Orangutan ON FIRE
hungry dog
WFMU’s Beware of the Blog: Atari Music
Prostitute nabs crooked cop with his own badge
Teen Peppersprayed for short changin’ cops
Steveo Jerked Off Behind Nicole Richie While She Slept
Rowanda Wooden Bikes
Bat Outta Hell
LineTo experimental by ~Volcanic-Penguin
Chubby Love
NSFW NFC Mucho Grande
Love Bugs
NSFW – Not Safe For Life
Taradice
Flirt Vodka
Home Groan Girls
George W. Bush Butt Plug
Christina Ricci Desecrates Her Body at Yeeeah!
Kinsey Institute International Encyclopedia of Sexuality
Screech Sex Tape Preview
Prison looks into ‘Katie’s Revenge’ tattoo
Taco Trucks
Free Bathrooms In Chinatown
MORRISSEY DANCE!
Exposition: Il était une fois Walt Disney
Geek Bling Ring
Dude, It’s the Baked Professor!
Fry That Chicken
LSD and the No-Hitter
Thnx Tim Barber
Police don’t have to knock, justices say
The Flash Animation top 10
It’s New – It’s Now – It’s Flash Cubes!
The 25 Sexiest Novels Ever Written
Troops storm luxury prison run by inmates
Israel’s latest in designer nothingness
It is the ultimate poseur’s paradise, according to BBC correspondent Ade Akintonwa. Cafe Like boasts the most fashionable menu ever – one with nothing on it.
Hogwarts School made with 50,000 matches
The metamorphosis
Yost’s nickname described a physical feature he grew into as a young man. His nickname was “Tits.”
“Orgasmatron 3000”
How to poach a salmon in a dishwasher
Beijing’s penis emporium
Military Spending Infographics
Krazy Kids Items – a photoset on Flickr
One-Eyed Child
Beer Cannon Montage
Movin’ Meat: Delicate Situation
The Adventures of Goopy and Bagha (1968) – Ghost Dance Sequence
“Little Superstar”
Thnx EM
Skateboarding Without The Boards
Rap All-Stars on Arsenio Hall Show
Texas Death Row Quotes
Thnx Peter Sutherland
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Creepy- Eerie – Vamprella – Covers Collection
Man rejects first penis transplant
Steam Powered Gameboy
Asylum protester sews up eyes
Decline Of The Western Civilization – Part 2 – The Metal Years
Heavy Metal Parking Lot – The Remix!
Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986)
Bröderna Hårdrock
Love is an object kept in an empty box
First Volcom Bit Verte Now epiclyLAtered Bites The Glob!
205, the Serge Becker & A-Ron Collabo
ThreeAsFour – Spring 2007 Collection
Willie Nelson cited for pot, mushrooms
New recruit joins Terracotta Army
Thnx Leo
Cleaning Surfaces As Graffiti
Turf Talk on Judge Joe Brown
Tastes Like Chicken!
Celebrities Without Makeup
Monkey molests dog, then laughs
Now a drug that gives you that alcohol buzz, but without a hangover
Snake snacks on a sheep
Dan Osman – Vertical Climb
Dreamlines
9-11 Full Back Tattoo
Lindsey Lohan Upskirt Pics of the Day
More Americans Have Now Died In Iraq Than Died On 9/11
Kid Knocked Out Cold
Mamma Said Knock You Out
Knocked the fuck out
Metallllllll!!!
OhMiBod Music Powered Vibrator – The OhMiBod
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Janice Janice Janice…
It hurts It hurts…Thnx Konstantin Trubkovich
BJ The Messenger – Crackhead Rap
Thnx Bret Pittman
World T-Shirt Wearing Record
Mmmm…Pork.
Thnk Ryan Kitson
Artist Banksy targets Disneyland
Gang Gang Dance—-Retina Riddim excerpt
Satan Has Been Paralyzed
MrMethane.com – Welcome To My Windy World!
Professional Farters
New tallest living thing discovered THE CHAMPION: At 378.1 feet, Hyperion in Redwood National Park on North Coast towers 8 feet above Stratosphere Giant
Dark Side of the Rainbow
This video illustrates the strange connection between the Pink Floyd album “Dark Side of the Moon” (1973) and the MGM classic film “The Wizard of Oz” (1939). If you properly synchronize the film and the album, a number of coincidental events occur.
Christian Pirate Rap
Thnx Leo!
Gay Weatherman Vs. Cockroach
Bush Steps On American Flag
World Record #4: Peristaltic Action
Ultimate Secure Home located in Durango Colorado
The Seattle Craigslist Sex Scandal
The History of Nachos
Man starts fire by roasting bear
Mmmmm
Power companies give squirrels a jolt
Youngsters wrote obscene graffiti on the vehicle as paramedics treated a friend…
Monster hail
Mmmmmm…Deep Fried Coke!
How Gay is the Internet?
The next all-over print
Abandoned resort slideshow
Chiiiiiiicken!
The Inner Life of a Cell – Flash Movie
Dog Toilet Drinking Bowl
Talking Elephant Surprises Scientists
The Gray Ooze That Ate the Indonesian Villages
Python Bursts After Eating Gator (Update)
‘Pyramids’ discovered in Ukraine
Anarchy Framed Art Print
If yer gonna wear one of those trendy Fresh Prince hats, you might as well just wear this…
Punker Than Spiked Hair!
Guidos co-opted that shit anyways…
Ronald McHummer – Sign-O-Matic
‘Little Mermaid’ surgery success
U.S. Military Wanted to Provoke War With Cuba
U.S. Military Drafted Plans to Terrorize U.S. Cities to Provoke War With Cuba
How to remove Logos from your PDA / cell phone with sugar
Punk-o-matic
Yeeeeesh!
Krazy Kloudz
Thnx Justin Martinez
yOni – womens sacred place
“Go Fuck Yourself, Mr. Cheney!”
village voice > nyclife > Fall Arts Guide by Zach Baron
Gangster Administration
New from Wonderbra: Wonderbutt
Kate Moss Is Getting Naked…again
LINDSAY LOHAN IS CLEAN SHAVEN
Yeah, you saw this already.
Drink this, pussy!
Plasticman – Rolemodel
B Real Online Mp3s Page
Like every Cypress Hill song
Blinky
The return of Mr. Hands
Severed Mexican heads on the dancefloor!
Six months in jail for Colorado dumpster divers
Canada border officials deny entry to metal band Fecal Corpse
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Gliding on the Skateboard – Google Video
Unknown creature was found by soldiers
Jim Henson’s Time Piece Pt. 1 of 2
Thnx Tim Barber
16 Buildings Demolished At Once
Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!
Google Image Labeler
Database Tagging Game
60’s commercial – Braniff Airways – The Supersonic Future
Paris Hilton Punked
Paris Hilton targeted by Banksy in CD prank
Skateboarding Grows from Casual Hobby to International Sport
….According to the government.
Cassette Generator
Biggest Acne
Do Not Watch This…You Are Warned!
Fake Semen in Photoshop (a how-to tutorial)
GRAFFITI ON GIRLS
USSR Bootleg Albums On X-Ray Film!
NewNudeCity – The World of Richard Kern
Girls With Headphones
Eldridge Cleaver’s 1975 pants for “real” men.
Top 5 Sexual Atari 2600 video games ever
Larry Clark Interview – Sex education
googly eyes on cock !
Phallic Symbol
The Best Little Whorehouses in Second Life
Police: Vandalism Suspects Received Rides From Mother
Volcom Bites Verte
Fucked Up
HORNMASSIVE
2 Ton MegaSpeaker!
Dream Deceivers – The Story of James Vance & Judas Priest
Thnx Pat Rocha
Leonard Nimoy Photography – Full Body Project
God Listens…
White Folks Are The Devil!
Dog with human penis in IKEA catalog
Uncle Chuck
Yikes!
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
BOB DYLAN bra & panties Victoria’s Secret commercial
Bob Dylan – Warhol Screen Test
Metal Chef
Baalbek – A Colossal Enigma
Police Arrest Woman After Mistaken Text Message
Star Trek New Voyages
Fire Ant Raft
Rick James’ Tombstone!
Residents find corpse in water tower
Make sure you have partners with you when you go for a swim!
Crazy Horses – The Osmonds
YMC HAMMER – Fight fire with fire
Medical Maggots‚Ñ¢
Fake Neckface Drawing #2
Phony Baloney
Fake Neckface Drawing #1
Bootlegz
BreastLift
Pathologist’s wife ‘raped 15 times’ while asleep
Man receives four years for necrophilia
(se)Xbox
eBay: CRAZY!! 80s vintage OZZY OSBOURNE KKK T SHIRT WEIRD?!!
Insane KKK Ozzy Shirt!
Thnx Billyee
The Home of Prop Replica & Custom Boots – Made to Your Measurements
“Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy”
For Pete’s sake -Pete Doherty’s Mom Talks
ABC News: A Pregnant Man?
Forget The Band. Just Make The T-Shirt.
heyblog: Brand Underground 2.0
Acronym: Who defines a movement?
TrendyNation: New York Times: The Brand Underground
When The Times Tolls It Tolls For Thee
James Dean’s Cursed 1955 Porsche Spyder
Cindy’s Tale Part 5
Biker Dude pinata
Spectacular case of elephantiasis
Bigg Nuttz!
World’s oldest person celebrates 115th
Don Vito arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting 2 young girls
Another Hitler Themed Cafe!
Hitler-themed eatery draws fire
Volume One: Freaky Weird Hitler-Themed Saloon
Pusanweb visits the local ‘Hitler Bar’ – Busan Korea
Photoshop X-ray Tips
Syncronized Goldfish Swimming
Silent Library with Ernesto Hoost
Graffiti-Free NYC
Guy Shoots Buddy With Potato Gun
Unusual X-Rays
Giant Yellow Jacket nests perplex experts
Porn broadcast stuns news viewers
catsthatlooklikehitler.com
Top 10 baseball fights
Yummy!
The Exploding Whale
: : : SPRINKLE BRIGADE : : :
Dog Shit Art! Thnx Tim Barber.
Sebastian the cat gets a gold grill
Prayer of the Rollerboys – Corey Haim
Corey Haim All Pilled Up
Charles Bukowski Interview
Old Dirty Bastard drunk on Yo MTV Raps
Big Lurch (Cosmic Slopshop) PCP Murdercase
Thnx Leo!
I Spit On Your Grave (1978) – trailer
James Brown, Michael Jackson & Prince Jam Together
‘Hybrid Mutant’ Found Dead in Maine
Bring Me the Head of Charlie Brown
Computer expert faces jail over ‘made-up’ child porn images
Are You Ready For Freddy? music video- The Fat Boys
The Black Metal Dialogues
Kicks of the Week
Bizarre Japanese Toilet Training Toon!
Toilet Trained Pig
Queen Of Farts
Cracked Out Kids Urinal
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
SATANISM: SATAN’S BLOODY TEACHING
Church of Satan 6/6/6
BAD MAGS Punk
9/11 Detainee Released After Nearly Five Years
Skate or Die!
Girl in Wales finds lucky whale vomit
Drug smugglers may be using subs
More Proof The Moon Landing Never Happened…
Fat Joe Spray Painting “Crack”
a-ron the don: a triptych
ANYTHING vs. KID AMERICA CLUB vs. PATTA
Goings On » Ari Marcopoulos OUT & ABOUT at aNYthing Gang Store in NYC
Mordy!
DOWN TOWN DON
separated at birth
Rowdy Roddy Piper smashes Jimmy Snuka with Coconut
You Think Wrestling’s Fake, Huh?!
The Diarrhea Song
Disgusting Plant Blooms And Smells In Brooklyn
Moog + Beer = Awesome
Theater Effects: Lacerations
Naughty Monkey
Bez’s Madchester Anthems – Non TV version
Thanx Leo!
village voice > music > Rub ‘n’ Tug’s Campfire
HOWTO: Open A Beer Bottle With A Piece Of Paper
XTube – Kinda Like Porno YouTube
Celebrity see-through collection
Siamese Human Knot Batgirl
Superhero 3Some
Hippy Sippy
Ken & Barbie : X-ray photograph of a scene
Cat Armour
Top 10 Grossest Candies
Your Gonna Miss Me Baby -Plane Crashes Set To Music!
She Smells Like Dead Fish
Five die trying to save pigeon
Biggest Chip in the World
An Illustrated Guide to Nude Modeling
Woman Mud Wrestling
Alien hiding behind post, grabs boy!!!!!
Alien autopsy film
San Diego Tank Rampage
Slashbuster – automobile shredding
More KillDozer!
Killdozer Helicopter News Footage
Man destroys town with armored bulldozer
Touchdown Girls
Liquid Liquid – Cavern
Swiss Public Toilet
Medical marijuana user accused of using his health status to sell drugs
Man Jailed For T-Shirt Over Face
Art in Review – New York Times – American Concentration Camp
Our Pals Dash, Nico, & Ry get written up.
Texas School District Bans Cleavage
Perversion for Profit (1965)
Attack of the Larve
Overdose
Half of U.S. Still Believes Iraq Had WMD
The death of Garfield?
Cyclopian Child Born in Chennai
List of people who died in the bathroom
Chinese ‘anger bar’ is a big hit
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Reuters Photo Fraud
KENNETH CAPPELLO
Comics As Art
Live bombs in court create chaos
Key Bumping Video
Lockpicks See Security Flaw in Most Locks
Teen’s driving lesson: Avoid bees
MY OLD LADY LOVE[D] NECKFACE!
My Old Lady Divorces Neckface
The man with the musical suit
The High Writer
How to find a meth dealer
Naked Man Leads Cops To Home Pot Farm
It must be awesome to have a face like that.
The Adventures of Rock Hardcore
NSFW
Dash Snow – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Dash Snow, the New Face of AG Jeans
The Beatnik Guru – Hare Rama Hare Krishna
Toei Spider-Man: Irritating Band
Yayoi Kusama Portfolio
Strange statues around the world
Hats of Meat
Dangerous Beauty: The Art of the Shiv
The Powdery Contents Are Gone, but the Stamp of Addiction Remains
SEX PISTOLS – God Save the Queen – GENUINE A&M 7″ $23,797.27
Ain’t Nothing But a T Thing – Gawker
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Masturbation is Not Ok
Masturbating cat!
masturbating cat
suicide monkey
Mother Cougar vs Grizzly Bear
A Tribute To Gore
if u blood throw it up remix
Hurt
Painfull falling – Funny!!
Kurt Cobain being hit
“The Brand Underground”… | Hip Mama
Putting people first » The brand underground [The New York Times]
Colo. killer details murders ‘None ever got away’
Never Not Killing
Man excretes 48 cocaine wraps in Nigeria
Interns, the Founts of Youth – New York Times
Claw $!
World Beard and Moustache Championships
Rainbow Explosion
Make a tattoo gun, capable of real permanent tattoos
GAY HANKY CODES
Watch where you put yer bandana, you might be sending out messages!
Un-Merry-Go-Round
Alien Baby
Eeewww!
spermo plasmoids from outer space – alien hardcore
Penistron
xXx Pacman
sexe moderne 2
Notorious S.F. tagger hit with $20,000 fine
I’M NOT FILMING UP SKIRTS I’M SPYING ON AL-QAEDA
‘Magic mint’ triggers cosmic, and legal, high
‘Zombies’ arrested in downtown Minneapolis
How To Grow A Chair: An Interview with Richard Reames
NJ Dancer arrested for having human remains
Tampon Shooter Blowgun at Tampon Crafts
French police thwart joint-rolling world record attempt
12 ft. Python eats queen size electric blanket, survives…
Thnx Tim Barber
This is a “STUPID” tattoo
Don’t Watch This!
Eyes Sewed Shut Video
Over the edge
Punk anti-drug group toes violent line in Salt Lake
Outer-space sex carries complications
Super Pussy Muscles
How to Dress Like a Skater – WikiHow
Guy Snaps Leg to Avoid War, OUCH!
Behind Bars, He Turns M&M’s Into an Art Form
Britney Spears Sex Tape
Jackie Gleason Trips Out On LSD!
Scene from Swedish Gas Pump Girls
Massive Yellow Jacket Nest Forms on Couple’s Property
Jesus Beer billboard causing quite a stir
4 Legged Duck
WTF is going on?!
Kitten Born With 2 Faces
The opening of convenience
Five Legged Dog Can Really Get Around
Spaghetti Nasal Ejection
World’s longest nose. Mehmet Ozyurek
God-Jesus Robot
Row over Christian smacking manual
“A Christian group urging parents to smack their children, using discipline sessions lasting up to 15 minutes, has been accused of promoting what amounts to child abuse.”
Ads Call Graffiti ‘Pollution’; Grafiiti Says, ‘Likewise’
Human Space Invaders
Biomedical Image Awards 2006 – Gallery
As Trippy As The Blacklight Posters!
Virtual Blacklight Poster Museum
Right On! Thanks to my man Billy Beemer the Crotch Wizard!
Underground children
Record Player Made Out Of Paper!
L.A. News Service Sues YouTube Over Beating Video
A Los Angeles video news service sued YouTube Inc. on Friday in federal court for allowing its users to upload copyrighted video footage onto the popular Web site, including the beating of trucker Reginald Denny during the 1992 riots.
Police investigate ‘tampon maniac’ in Groningen
Police in the Northern Dutch city of Groningen are investigating a man who rummages though rubbish bags in search of used tampons and sanitary towels.
Bystanders caught in Manilow cross fire
In a move reminiscent of U.S. efforts to drive former Panama strongman Manuel Noriega from the Vatican Embassy where he took refuge in 1989, the local council in Rockdale, in Sydney’s southern suburbs, started a six-month trial of high-volume hits by Mani
.:Instant Kama Sutra:. create your own positions
11-year-old finds porn video in game package
Tokyo Undressed: Dori-Toes
We all scream for ice cream
The Word Wide Beauty – Some Akira Gomi’s series with usual girls dressed and naked
When ICP fans attack
Thnx S Lakraze!
Baby Break Dance
Thnx Slamxhype!
Hunt for Gambia’s mythical dragon
Ninki-nanka the dragon! Thnx Leo.
Impko Decals
Freaky Kreature Decals From The 60’s
Dudes in presidents masks chloroform a couple…AWESOME!
Hypnotized Superheroines
Ballerina Catfight!
keith moon and steve martin 1970’s tv
Mulligan’s Stew
R.I.P. Syd Barrett
Legs of seven-year-old Quebec boy amputated after waterslide accident
Post-Polar Bear Attack Photos
Gory! Thnx Hal Foster
Embedded #4
Russian Practical Joke
MAD Magazine Explorer
SF Cover Explorer
A few thousand science fiction magazine covers!
Go Ask Alice: Mushroom Drug Is Studied Anew
A Chimp Plays Ms. Pac-Man!
Merkin World
How To Build a Sex Toy Bean Bag Chair
Reminds me of some prison shit!
Step-by-Step Instructions on How to Deep Throat
ZINEDINE ZIDANE WORLD CUP FINAL 2006 headbutt coup de boule
Neck Face’s Extreme Makeover
Crack Kills!
Homeless farmer forced to sell home-made robots
ETCHED IN TIME
Insanely Detailed Etch-A-Sketch Illustrations
HOW TO SPOT A JAP (1942)
Amerikkkan Racism Circa 1942
Dude finally got a house for the red paperclip!
Bjork Beatdown
Maybe you’ve seen this before, but it’s always good for a laugh!
Kitten Survives Trip Through Wood Chipper
Subway Rider Sliced in Power Saw Attack
Soon to be a major motion picture!
Music Videos From the 80’s :: Over 1,400 Videos!
Creatures
Ride The Lightning!
“Jason Bunch was listening to Metallica on his iPod while mowing the lawn outside his Castle Rock home Sunday afternoon when lightning hit him”
Avenue D Sex Advice
Vintage Spanking Photos
Steal This Wiki
Alfred E. Bush
After four months at sea, ghost ship with 11 petrified corpses washes up in Barbados
Dirty Ass River
George Harrison gets shocked!
~Zap! Zap!~
‘Mom put chilli powder in Sonu’s genitals’
Utah’s top DUI cop cited for DUI
Oh, the irony!
Infamous Enumclaw horse sex case to be made into movie
Staring Mr. Hands!
Police arrest cement soccer ball pranksters
Violence
Fat kid diving
Thanks to Neck Face the YouTube Fiend!
Child Abuser Gets Kung-Fu Kicked
Payback is a motherfucker!
Child Abuse caught on tape
Beat on the brat!
Bottle Rocket Gone Bad
Damn, these kids must be bored!
Hoochie Mamma Dwarves
aNYthing A-Ron The Don The Internet Remix
Flaming Asshole
Guy spews eating dog shit
Fat Kid Crashes His Bike
Fat Kid Falls
Babies Vomiting
Thnx Neck Face!
Guy Fights Cop
Police Officer Terminated Over Photo
Wet T-Shirt World Cup
Interactive…Pour the bucket on her!
Awkward moments abound in penis pump trial
Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.
WET&MESSY
Crazy Painted Chicks Porno. Thnx Hal Foster!
T Gusta El Bukkake?
Fake Spiderman Rocks Out
Pentagon sets its sights on social networking websites
“New Scientist has discovered that Pentagon’s National Security Agency, which specialises in eavesdropping and code-breaking, is funding research into the mass harvesting of the information that people post about themselves on social networks.”
Baby fall
Broken Neck
Broked Leg
Thnx Neck Face!
Corky (Chris Burke) And His Band
Epic baseball maneuver
Pickle-Phobia!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Stevie Wonder – Sesame song (live)
Stevie on Sesame St!
Alien Legz
IKEA Aron $3.99
Mortal Kombat 3 (Trilogy) – Fatality Compilation
Oh Jeez….Worse Than The Horse!
Uggg!
Coochie Hooka
Mustang spin police chase
Some GTA type shit!
Cameroon girls battle ‘breast ironing’
“Statistics show that 26% of Cameroonian girls at puberty undergo it, as many mothers believe it protects their daughters from the sexual advances of boys and men who think children are ripe for sex once their breasts begin to grow.”
Meteorite Collision Simulation Animation
Crazy!
No cash? No card? Just stick in finger
A Tampa Coast to Coast convenience store has installed a device that scans your fingerprint to process payment through a debit account.
Poke The Bikini Girls Interactive
Bas Rutten Street Fighting Tips
FemDefence
eBay: SIGNED NECKFACE 6/6/06 ZINE
Currently $120..haaaaah!
PUT SHOE ON HEAD
Dell laptop explodes at Japanese conference
The Dell from Hell!
Town chaos as cash thrown in air
“People in Aberystwyth had an unexpected windfall when a man showered what is thought to be thousands of pounds into the air at a pedestrian crossing.”
Black Sun in Denmark
Pictures of flocks of more than a million European starlings
AT&T rewrites rules: Your data isn’t yours
AT&T Sucks!
Develop Don’t Destroy Brooklyn
An open letter to Frank Gehry
Brooklyn’s Trojan Horse What’s wrong with the buildings Frank Gehry wants to put in my neighborhood?
DateALittle.com – Personal Ads for Little People

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SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 2


Inside the Army‚ Far-Out Acid Tests
“Ketchum estimated that the barrel contained at thirty to forty pounds of the drug, a few hundred million doses and with a street value of something like a billion dollars. The sort of amount the CIA had been after.”
LEAP – Law Enforcement Against Prohibition – Cops Say Legalize Drugs
Earth’s Brain, Akashic Records and Paranormal Imprints
“All recent computer-simulations of the early universe have one prediction in common: the first large-scale structures to form in the young universe are long filaments connected at their ends in ‘nodes’. The models typically look like a three-dimensional spider’s web, and resemble the neural structure of a brain.”
Art Basel Miami 2009 | Aurel Schmidt Video
My pal Crystal Moselle directed this.
25 Things You Might Not Know About Water
Worldwide, big investors like T. Boone Pickens are buying up water rights like they have bought up oil. Some have predicted that the next wars will be over water.
U.S. Tap Water Quality Database
Sewers at Capacity, Pollution Spills Into Waterways
Our tap water is fulla SHIT!
Health Risks of Reading on Toilet
Does reading on the crapper contribute to hemorrhoid growth?
Britain is ‘designer drugs’ capital of Europe, says EU agency
Paul Griffiths, of the European drugs agency, said that Spice contained a new compound, JWH-018, which was the first synthetic cannabinoid – the active ingredient in marijuana – and which was very potent even at low doses. In the face of the growing crackdown on Spice, research chemists have already developed a range of nine other cannabis-like drugs that would not be covered by the ban.
The Unravelling of the Real 3D Mandelbrot Fractal
How to Insert a Tampon
Amazing Trick With Mouth
Johnny Rotten on Juke Box Jury BBC 70’s
Ice Cube – No Vaseline (N.W.A Diss)
La Lenguota
Magnetic food: Metal Bits in YOUR Cereal! Yummy!
GA jail goes pink
The Sheriff is painting the entire jail bright pink.
Pure Pepto Bismol Pink will cover every wall inside the jail.
“We are also going to have pink shower shoes, pink wash clothes, pink towels, pink sheets and pink blankets,”
When the CIA tried its hand at magic
If Marijuana Production Were Legal: Projected Tax Revenues, by State
‘Twilight’ Connection in Big Heroin Bust
Here’s the kind of “Twilight” merchandise you really don’t want your kids getting their hands on — baggies of heroin with a cartoon of Rob Pattinson’s face printed on them.
Adam Lambert – Iron Maiden Eddie Swastika Denim Jacket
Heavy Metal Nazi Jew Fag Amerikkkan Idol
Doctors recommend medical marjiuana for minors with ADHD in California
Bringing Down the Curtain on New York’s Roll-Down Gates
New York City’s storefront gates, like its fire escapes and stoops, are there but not quite there: the unnoticed wallpaper of New York at night. They have been battered by vandals and defaced by graffiti taggers. They have secured diamonds, handmade tortellini and other valuable commodities. They have provided the clattering soundtrack of dawn and dusk, the steel canvas of struggling artists, the most compelling evidence that the city does, indeed, sleep.
And now, on orders of the City Council, roll-down gates have joined the ranks of fatty foods and cigarette smoke: they have been legislated against, some right into extinction.
Pill Reports – Obama Ecstasy Test Results
Piperazine
Obama LSD Blotter!
Abundant Waste: The Gleaner’s Role & Tips for Dumpster Diving
Obama Ecstasy pills hit the streets
(hop)E
8 Million Reasons for Real Surveillance Oversight
Sprint Nextel provided law enforcement agencies with its customers’ (GPS) location information over 8 million times between September 2008 and October 2009. This massive disclosure of sensitive customer information was made possible due to the roll-out by Sprint of a new, special web portal for law enforcement officers.The evidence documenting this surveillance program comes in the form of an audio recording of Sprint’s Manager of Electronic Surveillance, who described it during a panel discussion at a wiretapping and interception industry conference, held in Washington DC in October of 2009.

It is unclear if Federal law enforcement agencies’ extensive collection of geolocation data should have been disclosed to Congress pursuant to a 1999 law that requires the publication of certain surveillance statistics — since the Department of Justice simply ignores the law, and has not provided the legally mandated reports to Congress since 2004.

Wearing The Hair Of The Dog. Portraits Of People In Clothes Made From Their Pets’ Fur.
Nothing Says I Love You Like Dead Tree Rat
A pair of genuine taxidermy squirrel feet earrings
Fixed – Fawn – Steampunk Taxidermy
LOVED TO DEATH Taxidermy Jewelry Genuine Bird Head by lovedtodeath
Syd Barrett’s Shed on eBay
This shed is from the garden of the house Syd Barrett spent the last 30-odd years of his life living in. It has been painted oxblood and cream inside by Syd and contains furniture he built and painted himself; a press with two opening doors, a hose reel, a shelf and several other adaptations, the most curious of which is a device for retrieving his house keys even when he had also misplaced the key of the shed. The door of the shed seems also to have been made or at least fitted by Syd, and it is painted green with the hinges picked out in a chalk blue colour (a style favoured by Syd). Some planks have been replaced with fence shiplap at the far end.
The Sinners of Hell aka Jigoku 1960 horror movie
1960 Japan The story tells of a young theology student who flees a hit-and-run accident, he is plagued by both his own guilt-ridden conscience and a mysterious, diabolical doppelg√§nger represented by Tamura, who appears to know everyone’s darkest secrets.Eventually more deaths seem to occur around him, including his own which sends him plummeting into Hell.

Marilyn Monroe Smokes Pot THE VIDEO!
Yahoo, Verizon: Our Spy Capabilities Would ‘Shock’, ‘Confuse’ Consumers
Want to know how much phone companies and internet service providers charge to funnel your private communications or records to U.S. law enforcement and spy agencies?That’s the question muckraker and Indiana University graduate student Christopher Soghoian asked all agencies within the Department of Justice, under a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request filed a few months ago. But before the agencies could provide the data, Verizon and Yahoo intervened and filed an objection on grounds that, among other things, they would be ridiculed and publicly shamed were their surveillance price sheets made public.

I Gotta Go!
Potty Trainin’ was never this FUN!
How you are goin’ to die.
“While you may be worried of catching of an obscure disease you heard about on the news, the truth is that we are far more likely to die of a small range of illnesses…”
Is long-term solitary confinement torture?
The United States holds tens of thousands of inmates in long-term solitary confinement. Is this torture?
Mickey Rourke Raps Over Game’s Closing Credits – Rogue warrior
UK jails schizophrenic for refusal to decrypt files
Terror squad arrest over model rocket
Blackout Crew – Dialled
Put a Donk on yer ringtone!
Blackout Crew – Rumper Pumper
Oh my…. the Blackout Crew are back, with a special guest appearance from Willy Donka…
Bizzy Bone Gets $35k of Bling Jacked – Robber Gets 12 Years In Prison
A Look At Hip Hop’s Most Outstanding Tattoo’s
The Cyberwar Plan
It’s not just a defensive game; cyber-security includes attack plans too, and the U.S. has already used some of them successfully.
Generation XXX: The Taste Below the Waist
Economy Is Forcing Young Adults Back Home in Big Numbers, Survey Finds
For more young adults, there is no place like home for the holidays, and for the rest of the year, too. Ten percent of adults younger than 35 told the Pew Research Center that they had moved back in with their parents because of the recession.
Scaredy-cat tigers
Zoo-keepers in China say their tigers have grown so tame that they’re frightened of the chickens they’re supposed to eat.
Christians in Jerusalem want Jews to stop spitting on them
LONDON – DRUG REPORT: MEPHEDRONE BENDER
Hipster Grifter Freed — Now What?
The Defecator: ‘Shitty’ Street Art
Big Hot Dog is a 7 Lbs. Weiner
What Do Levi Johnston, Evangelicals and Oprah Have in Common? They All Blind Us to What Really Matters
Celebrity worship has banished the real from public discourse.
Burn, Santa, Burn!!
The Feds Are Addicted to Pot — Even If You Aren’t
e government keeps pushing the BS that pot is addictive and has serious health consequences. And no wonder — lying about pot is a lucrative business.
2 busted for threatening YouTube rap
Investigators said the rap video featuring Mathew Rufino, 24, of New Bedford and Jason Foley, 28, of nearby Fairhaven would have been protected free speech if it had simply been aimed at police, The Boston Globe said. But throwing in specific names along with footage of a gun and noises of a firearm discharging elevated it to a potential crime.
Blind man fitted with ‘bionic’ eye sees for first time in 30 years
2009 Cannabis Cup Winners
Cannabis Cup
1. Super Lemon Haze – Green House
2. Vanilla Kush – Barney’s
3. Headband Kush – Green Place
Indica Cup
1. Starbud – Hortilab Seed Company
2. OG18 – Reserva Privada
3. Kush D – Allstar Genetics

Sativa Cup
1. Saris Hilton – Harvestman Seed Company
2. Super Lemon Haze – Green House Seed Co.
3. The Purps – BC Bud Depot

A LEGAL drug known as ‘meow meow’ led one lad to rip off his own SCROTUM, police said today.
My tattoos are breast
A BOOB crazy man loves nipples so much that he has had them tattooed on his BUM.
Goth robber jailed for bizarre Eastbourne bank job
Frater Osiris Xnoubis was dressed from head to foot in black leather when he carried out the bizarre robbery.
The 50 most interesting articles on Wikipedia
Are You Brave Enough to Say No to a High-Stress Holiday?
The problem with Christmas is that no one much likes it anymore.
Ice T’s Wife Coco POV
Epic billboard fail
Beyonce Stage Dives/Crowd Surfs at London Concert
Woah, Sasha Fierce! Stage divin’ now officially mainstream, as if that car commercial, where the car crowd surfs, didn’t kill it.
Bang Your Head or I’ll Rip It Off!: Heavy Metal Gangs of Wadeye
I felt acid melting my face away and wanted to die. Now I’ll show the world this evil rapist didn’t win | Acid attack victim Katie Piper
Thanks Billoney
Timelapse of swarming monster worms and sea stars eatin’ a baby seal
Man acquitted of spitting on police burger
Psychonaut
Egads! Confidential 9/11 Pager Messages Disclosed
Binaural beats
Binaural beats or binaural tones are auditory processing artifacts, or apparent sounds, the perception of which arises in the brain independent of physical stimuli. This effect was discovered in 1839 by Heinrich Wilhelm Dove.
End ‘medical’ sham and just legalize marijuana
The Case Against DMT Elves : James Kent
Tryptamine Hallucinogens and Consciousness by Terence McKenna
Entheogen
The Search for the Killer Painkiller
Herd behavior
Muni rider: Tooth bandit followed her off bus
The next thing Aronson recalls is being on her knees outside the bus, bleeding profusely from her torn lip – with her two upper front teeth missing.
Police: Vermont man stole bus, posted video of it
“It’s not every day that someone documents their crime and posts it on YouTube,” said prosecutor Todd Shove.
Dude Drives $1.6 Million Bugatti Veyron Sports Cars Into Salt Water Marsh
Lion opens family’s car door with his teeth
In the comfort and security of their car, a family thought there was nothing to worry about as they drove through a South African safari park – until a lion calmly opened their back door with his teeth.
Ohio 8th-grader suspended for wild Bengals haircut
Wiiiiiiild!
CA man allegedly paid teens to spit in his face
A 39-year-old Southern California man has been arrested for misdemeanor child annoyance after allegedly paying a teenager $31 to spit in his face.
Cannabusiness
Assembling a hydro hut, buying a gun safe, cleaning up after neighborhood dogs—the ABC’s of opening a pot franchise
Statewide survey shows “ball tapping” problem widespread
“Ball tapping” is the act of intentionally hitting or kicking a male in the genitals.
Cooking Eggs or Popcorn with Cell Phones
Pop Corn With Your Cell Phone — Hoax or Real?
Can you use cell phones to make popcorn? Sure — if you believe the three vids below.
Med Grow Cannabis College
Detroit’s Med Grow Cannabis College offers course in growing marijuana
Interview with Dr. Alexander Shulgin
Dr. Alexander Shulgin is a noted chemist who has been studying the chemistry and effects of the psychedelics for over 30 years. He is probably most widely known for his book ‘PiHKAL: A Chemical Love Story’ (Phenethylamines I Have Known and Loved). He is also the discoverer of DOM (at one time known as “STP”), MMDA (not MDMA) and many other psychedelics, and was indirectly responsible for the introduction of MDMA to psychotherapy in the late ’70s.
PiHKAL Phenethylamines I Have Known And Loved: A Chemical Love Story By Alexander and Ann Shulgin
Dr. Ecstasy
”At the beginning of the 20th century, there were only two psychedelic compounds known to Western science: cannabis and mescaline. A little over 50 years later — with LSD, psilocybin, psilocin, TMA, several compounds based on DMT and various other isomers — the number was up to almost 20. By 2000, there were well over 200. So you see, the growth is exponential.” When I asked him whether that meant that by 2050 we’ll be up to 2,000, he smiled and said, ”The way it’s building up now, we may have well over that number.”
Simon Reynolds’s Notes on the noughties: When will hip-hop hurry up and die?
Cocaine Blues
Gucci Mane Sentenced To 12 Months In Jail
A. Rappers Are Stupid
B. The Man Be Haters
C. All Of The Above
Rapper Sentenced To Two Years For Song About Killing Cops
Johnson put it up on his MySpace page, and authorities stumbled across it while looking for gang-related activity on MySpace. The song was never played on the radio.
Look At This Fucking Juggalo
Clown Make Up & Rape. Thanks Patrick Nybakken
Fleet’s Appreciation – Black people can be emo, too!
“Despite the fact that I’m a cool as nigga there is a darkside. If you watch my twisted videos you will see that darkside; I’m an angry bitter lil piece of shit and I know it. Porn and Hate are the only things that make me happy. Fuck my piece of shit life. And if you ingorant motha fuckas don’t like me kiss my ass. If you post up some disrespectful shit about me your bitch ass will be blocked. I’m not goin to prison cuz of sum youtube war so don’t look for me to argue with you. I MOTHA FUCKIN HATE MY FUCKIN LIFE.” Thanks 247jerkoff
Cannibal Corpse – Corpsegrinder talks bout World of Warcraft
Sorry I Missed Your Party
Pictures of other people’s parties from Flickr.
The Economics of Pinball
Life is Good – Stellar Kart Official Video
Can I get a Emo Christian Sidehug?
BrokeNCYDE’s Crunk Kids Photo Album
Make me Emo: Zac Efron
BrokeNCYDE – bree bree
Crunkcoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
First-ever marriage between man and videogame character in Japan: Nintendo DS “Love Plus”
Japan is so progressive, and to think, over here in the US people bitch about gays gettin’ hitched!
$3 Million Coke bust at Brooklyn hipster drug den
“The suspects also gave Weinstein a weird vibe when they moved in sometime last year. He said that they didn‚Äôt fit the usual block demographic of young, affluent artists who used to dwell in the building. ‚ÄúThey looked like rock world hipsters, but older,‚Äù Weinstein recalled.
7th Grader Suspended For Wearing Skinny Jeans
‘When he sat down, Seth’s pants were disrupting.’
PornFail – NSFW Jerks!
Greetings From Guantanamo Bay
I Have a Bad Case of Diarrhea
Why Must I Cry?
This music video is about a man whom befriended a fatherless ghetto boy. The boy stole from him time and time again. This video also speaks of a man who fathered twins with a woman he felt no love for. This song is highly emotional and it’s not about how well the singer is it’s about expression of hard times.
THE MOST RACIST COMMERCIAL EVER!!!!!!!!
Natalia Eats A Banana
Eames-Inspired Prosthetic Leg
Death by Wifi? Wireless Medication Implant Could Get Hacked
Epson’s tiny GPS receiver will make everything location aware
Between this, Google Latitude, and the ever expanding lineup of Skyhook positioning devices, you can kiss your location anonymity goodbye.
Pepsi Logo Design Brief: Branding Lunacy to the Max
Pancock – NSFW
Beyonce Panty Upskirt
Courtney Love Topless
Desire Drug May Prove Sex Really Is All in Her Head
Boehringer Ingelheim GmbH is banking on sex really being all in women’s heads. The German drugmaker is putting the finishing touches on a pill designed to reawaken desire by blunting female inhibitions. Unlike Viagra, which targets the mechanics of sex by boosting blood flow to the penis, this drug works on the brain.
When Sex Hurts, and No One Can Tell You Why: The Mysterious Condition Called Vulvodynia
Loosely defined as chronic vulvar pain, vulvodynia is characterized by burning, stinging pain in the vuvla, sometimes called the “lips” that surround the opening to the vagina. Vulvodynia is often mistaken for yeast or bacterial infections or as a sexually transmitted infection or disease.
Rabbi ‘offered cocaine for sex’
During his final police interview, Chalomish told officers he bought large quantities of cocaine for himself and often used it when he could not sleep, the jury heard. Mr Goldwater said the prosecution did not exclude the possibility that there might be some truth in what Mr Abbas told the police. “That some of the drugs were given to young women who came to the flat and that one or more of those young women may have provided sexual services,” he added.
‘Our unborn baby looks like Michael Jackson!’
Looks more like the Crimson Ghost
Verona NJ teen sentenced to year in prison for online attack of Scientology
The War on Soy: Why the ‘Miracle Food’ May Be a Health Risk and Environmental Nightmare
Word “Canadian” So “Reviled in Some Places” that Visiting Canucks Say They’re Americans
Cigarettes harbor many pathogenic bacteria
Cigarettes are “widely contaminated” with bacteria, including some known to cause disease in people, concludes a new international study conducted by a University of Maryland environmental health researcher and microbial ecologists at the Ecole Centrale de Lyon in France.
GLOW Show 100 Opening Rap – Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling
Thanks Ashirm Zorabbim
The Baloney Detection Kit
inedia – breatharianism
Inedia is the alleged ability to live without food. Some inediates become breatharians, like the stigmatic Therese Neumann (1898-1962) of Bavaria, who said “one can live on the Holy Breath alone.” She claims to have done this from 1926-1962, during which time she says she only consumed her daily serving of transubstantiated bread.
Breatharianism
What’s the harm in astrology?
Mind Control: America’s Secret War
10 Famous Men With Only One Ball
Succu Dry Vampire Fleshlight
Woman blasts off boyfriend’s penis with firecrackers
Stone Forest
Hamburger Dress
Needs my ‘special sauce’.
15 Signs American Society Is Coming Apart at the Seams
Sky Serpents – The flying snakes that terrorised America!
In June 1873, a farmer identified as Mr Hardin, who lived a few miles east of Bonham, Texas, observed, along with workers in nearby fields, an “enormous serpent… as large and long as a telegraph pole… of a yellow striped colour”, in the words of the Bonham Enterprise. That would have been remarkable enough, except that this was floating in a cloud heading in an easterly direction. The witnesses “could see it coil itself up, turn over, and thrust forward its huge head as if striking at something, displaying the manœuvres of a genuine snake”.
Thanks Nico Dios.
7 ghoulish archaeological discoveries
What supplements actually work to increase semen volume?
FAQ On Semen
‘Fruits like kiwi, watermelon, celery, and pineapple are all said to make semen taste lighter.’
“Graffiti is becoming a true art, fine and delicate” – Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin
Stopping the ACTA Juggernaut | Electronic Frontier Foundation
AntiCounterfeiting Trade Agreement government is tryin’ to push through without public oversight. Read this shit ‘n cringe. Is this the ‘Transparent’ government that Obama talks about?
Led Zeppelin’s ‘Stairway to Heaven’ Gets Smoking DJs’ Approval
“The song became successful by accident,” Charles R. Cross told the New York Post. “[I] had 100 DJs swear to me that they only played the song because they needed a long break to go and smoke a cigarette. If it had been a minute shorter, you couldn’t have smoked a full cigarette. If it had been a minute longer, it would have been too long.”
LED Throwie Rat (or Mouse)
Eminent Domain Outrage in Connecticut: Pharmaceutical Giant Pfizer to Leave New London, Site of Major Housing Battle
Homeowners in New London, Connecticut took on the city’s leaders after they announced plans to condemn all of the homes in one neighborhood to make way for a private development project for pharmaceutical giant Pfizer. The city said it would bring in thousands of jobs. After a 2005 Supreme Court ruling against the homeowners, the entire neighborhood was bulldozed. This week Pfizer announced it is shutting down its research center.
Michael Jackson – Captain Eo part 1 of 2 ( FULL VERSION )
Jews on $20 Bill
Mass: We Pray – The Video Game
Roof Coffee Cup
Then it hit me. If I put something on my car roof, I could see if people notice. I decided a coffee cup was the best choice, and after consulting my friends, they said to go with a StarBucks cup w/attached “cup condom”. I did , and the reaction was good enough for me to give the cup its own Twitter feed
Opium Museum
San Francisco Opium Den Photos circa 1889
“Hit The Bitch,” The Danish Domestic Volence Awareness Campaign
“Hit The Bitch” website allows you (or someone like you), in the guise a meaty male hand, to beat the crap out of a woman. And, for the sake of convenience, to simulate the beating, you can use either your mouse or your webcam.
Agents seize bongs at L.A. Harbor listed as Christmas ornaments
Killer Bodies – Qaddafi’s Female Bodyguards
On a good day, the bodyguards make Qaddafi look like Hef. On a bad day, a Bond villain. On every day, a crackpot.
Modern Day Amazons: Colonel Qaddafi’s Elite Female Bodyguards
Colonel Gaddafi hires ‘500 beautiful Italian girls’, asks them to convert to Islam during Rome summit
Ugandan official: cane bodies of people who die from drinking gin
Oops, they weren’t logs after all: The moment a crocodile was killed after taking a foolish shortcut across a herd of hippos
Truckers Delight – Crazy Video Game Inspired Video
Thanks Jim White
Star Wars Holiday Special 1978
Swastikas Gift Wrap: Neither Merry nor Right
Thanks Carlen Altman
Hillsborough woman used stun gun on children
“She used belts, hammers, wooden spoons, electrical cords, one is supposed to be a stun gun that she utilized,” said Debbie Carter with the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office. Carter also says the children were covered in marks and bruises. Horace was arrested on Tuesday and booked into the Orient Road Jail. An arrest affidavit says the children told police she urinated on them and held their heads underwater.
Thanks Gnar Jen
Artist sells everything she owns for £1
WAY OUT !: JUNGLE PAM 1972
“Here was one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen and to top her natural endowments she fucking knew drag racing and how to rebuild engines.”
“Yuck Mouth” commercial ABC PSA
Thanks Jim White
Hard Ticket to Hawaii – Skater’s Death
Thanks Patrick Nybakken
CNN Reporter Detained for Showing Obama-Mao T-Shirt in Shanghai
In Shanghai, a CNN correspondent says she was detained for two hours by Chinese security guards after she held a banned T-shirt in front of the camera. The shirt showed so-called “ObaMao”—U.S. President Barack Obama looking like Mao Zedong.
Police Used Taser on 10-Year-Old Girl in Arkansas
More proof that Fox ran fake video of Palin’s book-tour “crowds”
Earlier, Think Progress caught Fox News showing what was clearly footage of a 2008 Sarah Palin campaign rally but claiming that it was video of “huge crowds” attending Palin’s book tour.
Militant group’s recruiting of soldiers worries watchdogs
“Many of the Oath Keepers are people who believe that martial law is about to be declared at any moment, it’s right around the corner,” Potok said.
Monitor on Psychology – Understanding Terrorism
“One big problem with terrorism policy altogether is that it tends to interpret things from our perspective, based on what makes sense to us,” Taylor says. “That’s not really the issue: The issue is what makes sense to people on the ground.”
How India’s neurocops used brainscans to convict murderers
People are being jailed after lie-detecting brain scans find them guilty. The science is flaky, but this is just the latest instance of neuro imaging being used to ‘read’ the human mind – and even acclaimed studies are now being challenged as spurious.
Warning of extra heart dangers from mixing cocaine and alcohol
A third chemical – cocaethylene – builds up in the liver over a number of years among those who mix the two drugs. And this is now having major health consequences
The Forer Effect – The tendency to see ourselves in vague or general statements
You have a great need for other people to like and admire you. You have a tendency to be critical of yourself. You have a great deal of unused capacity which you have not turned to your advantage. While you have some personality weaknesses, you are generally able to compensate for them. Your sexual adjustment has presented problems for you. Disciplined and self-controlled outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure inside. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. You pride yourself as an independent thinker and do not accept others’ statements without satisfactory proof. You have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. At times you are extroverted, affable, sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, reserved…
Âçê : Zara Swastika Bag
CBP in Los Angeles Seizes Volkswagen Bus Stolen in 1974
“This is a unique case that reflects our strategic approach in utilizing the best of intelligence, training and use of information in enforcing laws and regulations at our ports,” said Kevin Weeks, CBP director of Field Operations.
This Bra Could Save Yer Life!
Bang Your Head or I’ll Rip It Off!: Air Guitar Vs. Cardboard Guitar
Thanks Billoney
National Inhalant Prevention Coalition
Moon Water
Six-legged goat to grab eyeballs at goat exhibition
Saying the goat was born with six legs, four testicles and three penis a year ago, the owner adds it can walk freely and normally like other goats. “It faces problems in defecating and urinating, as discharge of urine is witnessed after frequent intervals from different penis.
Steve Albini on Recording 2,000 Albums, Nirvana, How Geffen Tried to Put Him Out of Business, & Disregarding the Listening Audience… ‘I‚Äôll Literally Work With Anybody’…
Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No by James Blagden
Spanish region takes hands-on approach to sex education
Officials launch campaign to teach young people about ‘sexual self-exploration and discovery of self-pleasure’
Crackdown on ‘Cleavage of the Buttocks’
Lawmakers in the city of Yakima, WA, have apparently had enough. Yesterday the city council voted 5-2 to change the city’s indecent exposure laws to include “cleavage of the buttocks,” that is, exposing a thong or G-string in public. Women caught showing off their assets can now be fined $1,000 or face up to 90 days in jail. If a child under the age of 14 is considered a victim of indecent exposure, those penalities are increased to $5,000 and up to a year in jail.
Baggy pants wearer arrested
According to incident reports, Bainbridge Public Safety Officers Rusty Day and Collin Hastey were patrolling the 1100 block of East Troup Street searching for a stolen bicycle. The officers observed a male riding a pink bicycle with his pant low on his body, exposing his undergarments. Officers stopped Edison on Sims Street and he was placed under arrest for violating the city ordinance, which was passed on Dec. 16, 2008.
15 Shocking Tales of How Sex Laws Are Screwing the American People
China: Secret “Black Jails” Hide Severe Rights Abuses
Tampa police: Marine reservist attacked Greek priest he mistook for terrorist
Police say Bruce offered several reasons to explain his actions: The man tried to rob him. The man grabbed Bruce’s crotch and made an overt sexual advance in perfect English. The man yelled “Allahu Akbar,” Arabic for “God is great,” the same words some witnesses said the Fort Hood shooting suspect uttered last week. “That’s what they tell you right before they blow you up,” police say Bruce told them.
Police arrest Night Stalker suspect
The Night Stalker is thought to be responsible for at least 108 attacks on the elderly, including four rapes and 24 indecent assaults, during break-ins in South London over 19 years
Israelis Want a Pain Ray of Their Own
The American weapon, known officially as the Active Denial System (pictured, above), heats the target’s skin with short microwaves. These only penetrate to about 1/64 of an inch. That’s enough to be extremely painful but (generally) harmless. In thousands of tests of the system, nobody has been able to stay in the beam for more than a few seconds.
You Still Can’t Buy a Vibrator in Alabama By Paul Krassner
Stealing Money, Selling Heroin and Raping Boys: Meet Our Afghan Ally
For instance, one reason Afghan villagers prefer to deal with the Taliban rather than the government security forces is that the latter have a habit of seizing their sons at checkpoints and sodomizing them.
Facebook Defense gets robbery suspect off the hook
Saved by status update: “ON THE PHONE WITH THIS FAT CHICK……WHERER MY I HOP.”
New estimate for Afghan war: $1 million per soldier
Senior administration officials reported to the New York Times today that budget projections for the war in Afghanistan will cost U.S. taxpayers at least $1 million per soldier, per year.
Prison inmates find drugs in fruit donated by police
Prisoners working in the mess hall of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice’s Segovia Unit found 25 pounds of marijuana nestled in a crate of bananas and other fruits Friday.
Senegal, Africa colossus proves sore point
A gigantic, multi-million dollar bronze statue rising over the skyline of the Senegalese capital is causing a colossal storm for the man who conceived it.
Olives Irrigated With Blood
“Then I reached the location of the mass graves. I found one large grave, an olive tree standing next to it. Many corpses of civilians inside the hole. So the olive tree had been irrigated with the blood of the innocent people. How will it be the tree of peace, after being irrigated with blood?”
Victim of Chimp Attack Shows Destroyed Face on Oprah
New warning on ‘perfect vaginas’
Advertisements promote labial surgery as easy answers to women’s insecurities about their genital appearances – insecurities that are fuelled by the very advertisements that prescribe a homogenised, pre-pubescent genital appearance standard for all women
25 Years in Prison for Pot? Drug Warrior Congressman’s Idea Is Way Obsolete
Rep. Mark Kirk thinks that the magic number of 15% THC concentration in marijuana should lead to a 25-year prison penalty.
Man ‘ripped in half’ in motorbike crash given remote controlled bionic bottom
They took a muscle from above his knee, wrapped it around his sphincter and attached electrodes to the nerves which are operated by remote control.
He carries the palm-sized device in his pocket and simply presses a button to open his bowls when he wants to go to the toilet.
Morrissey storms off stage after bottle thrown by concert-goer hits him in the eye
Evangelist Tony Alamo sentenced to 175 years for sex crimes
The Word ‘Meep’ Banned At Danvers High School
WTM?
First U.S. marijuana cafe OPENs in Portland
FUCK YEAH!
Walk it Out – Dystonia Style
So Fly Swine Flu
Meme Generator
Holy Fuckin’ Time Waster!
Scanners Duel
Zeitgeist: Addendum
The B-Thing by Gelitin
Hitler was ‘German football coach’
One in 20 schoolchildren think the Fuhrer was a sportsman, while one in six youngsters said they thought Auschwitz was a Second World War theme park.
Art Students in WTC Connected to Israeli Intelligence Service
Memeness
Thanks Leather Diaper
www.itisinstant.com
Dirty Dozen for Black Swan Avoidance – 12 Ways To Avoid Death
“11. If you are in any personal or professional relationship that exhausts you or otherwise causes your recurrent distress, then end the relationship immediately.”
Thanks Gabe McDonough
Texas Department of Criminal Justice – Executed Offenders w Last Statements
Some HEAVY Shit! Thanks Petey.
You’re Going to Die!
Florida man Joshua Basso arrested for calling 911 asking for sex
Florida police say a man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 looking for sex claimed it was the only number he could dial after running out of cell phone minutes. Tampa police said 29-year-old Joshua Basso made sexual comments to the 911 dispatcher and asked if he could come to her house. Investigators say she hung up, but he called back four more times.
Bang Your Head or I’ll Rip It Off!: Art of the Metal Comp!
BEST BLOG EVER, POSERS!
From my first taste of human blood I knew what my life was missing
Thanks Nico Dios
Buy Nothing Day – November 27th 2009
Porn you wish you never saw – No Wonder Her Pussy Stinks (NSFW)
Makes me think about Led Zeppelin. Thanks Carlen.
Brainy Berries – A Night in Crystal Cave
Images from Brainy Berries: A Night in Crystal Cave, story and illustrations by T. Benjamin Faucett (New York: A. L. Burt Company, 1924).
Create fake Facebook Conversations.
Lil’ Wayne “The Carter” (Sundance) Documentary Trailer Premiere
Bus ride through a Forest Fire in Queensland, Australia
Welcome to HELL!
Cell Size and Scale – Interactive
3D Kink – the best virtual fetish sex worldwide!
More than just interactive images or video clips! Check out the hottest cyber fetish game in realtime 3D! It’s like actually being there!
Anatomy of a Rape Fantasy
Randy Quaid’s Journey from Actor to Alleged Felon
Cinesmoke
Based in Northern California, Cinesmoke is committed to the art of smoking glamour, and looks forward to exploring it further and doing many cool things in the future.
Chimp Funeral
The Great Stalacpipe Organ, the worlds largest musical instrument, unusual odd unique
Stalactites covering 3 1/2 acres of the surrounding caverns produce tones of symphonic quality when electronically tapped by rubber-tipped mallets.
Bigfoot Museum
Vodka Tampon
“Actually, there are three girls at Ridgemont who have cultivated the Pat Benatar look.”
Galaxy Syrup Space Foods Company ~ 1953
Simply Beastly with BARBARA CRAMPTON
80’s Horror Sexpot Photographed Semi-Nude With Monsters
Film Poster Paintings from Ghana
How To Draw Monsters by ‘Scary’ Harry Borgman!
PS22 Chorus “RUN THIS TOWN” Jay-Z Rihanna & Kanye West
The REMIX! Kiddie Version!
Extreme Japanese custom vans
Create A Pillow From Yer Dead Pet
Armchair Cruisers Motorized Couches and Sofas
QUILTSR≈∏CHE by Boo Davis
Quiltsrÿche is the Seattle-based evil quilt empire of designer Boo Davis. Boo makes modern heirloom quilts just like your metal-loving, half-blind Grandma would. Bold designs, eye-popping color combinations and a touch of evil are the hallmarks of Quiltsrÿche quilts.
Anarchists ‘used Twitter to inform protesters of police movements’ at G20 protests
New York man accused of using Twitter to direct protesters during G20 summit
Arrest of Queens Man Puts Focus on Texting to Rally Protesters
The Pennsylvania State Police said he was found in a hotel room with computers and police scanners while using the social-networking site Twitter to spread information about police movements. He has denied wrongdoing.
F.T.C. Proposes Problematic Regulation of Online Free Speech
ASCAP Stops the Girl Scouts from Singing around the Campfire – Excerpt from Brand Name Bullies
“In 1996, ASCAP decided that that since hotels, restaurants, funeral homes and resorts pay for the right to “perform” recorded music, and since many summer camps resemble resorts, why shouldn’t they pay too? Under copyright law, a public performance occurs “where a substantial number of persons outside of a normal circle of a family and its social acquaintances is gathered.” Like a summer camp.After reportedly opening its negotiations with the American Camping Association with an offer of $1,200 per season per camp, ASCAP eventually settled on an average annual fee of $257. But once ASCAP’s plan went public, and people learned that the Girl Scouts were among the 288 camps being dunned, the group beat a hasty and embarrassed retreat.”

RIAA and MPAA Can’t Stop BitTorrent, Study Finds
Is There “Hope” for Shepard Fairey? How does fair-use law work, anyway?
The Krink MINI
Harvard class on ‘The Wire’
Holy Shit, It’s Cripple Porn!
Naked man hit by train, arrested
18-year-old suspect had eaten magic mushrooms prior to the bizarre incident, police say.
Somali man aged 112 marries girl of 17
Bat Fellatio!
Have you ever heard of vaginal prolapse?
Scientists restate Tsavo lions’ taste for human flesh
According to the man who finally caught them in 1898, the two maneless Kenyan lions munched their way through as many as 135 people before they were shot, skinned, sold, stuffed and put on display in Chicago.
ACLU v. The Gene Patents
Electro-Harmonix Effectology Vol.9 Terrifying Effect Pedals
High School Gang Rape Stuns California Community
No One Called Cops During Gang Rape, But Some Took Pictures
Five correctional officers charged in dog fondling
“Essentially, he was touching the dog’s penis with his hand,“ Beasley said. “The others were there filming it. That’s actually how we learned of it — there’s a video.“
Jr. Douche Nugget
The Curious Case of Gay-Porn-Star Identical Twins: Porn + Perversions
Gorgeous twins partnering up for Mission: Impossible‚Äìstyle heists may sound like the premise of a Hollywood action thriller, but the Goffney brothers’ tale is more the stuff of David Lynch. In the days that followed their arrests, photos and video surfaced showing the siblings engaged in hard-core gay sex, including a three-way with triple-X woodsman Marc Williams, star of such hits as BlackBalled 5.
Building With Whole Trees
According to research by the Forest Products Laboratory in Madison, run by the USDA, a whole, unmilled tree can support 50 percent more weight than the largest piece of lumber milled from the same tree. So Mr. Gundersen uses small-diameter trees as rafters and framing in his airy structures, and big trees felled by wind, disease or insects as powerful columns and curving beams.
French Branch of Scientology Convicted of Fraud
“It’s the first time in France that the entity of the Church of Scientology is condemned for fraud as an organized gang.”
Amelia Earhart’s Final Resting Place Believed Found
Legendary aviatrix Amelia Earhart most likely died on an uninhabited tropical island in the southwestern Pacific republic of Kiribati, according to researchers at The International Group for Historic Aircraft Recovery
Feds Charge Cable Modem Modder With ‘Aiding Computer Intrusion’
Man blames diarrhea for indecent exposure charge
The underwear in question was located with stains, but the responding deputy determined the stains weren’t consistent with explosive diarrhea.
The Official Ed Hardy song ft. Bigg Woo
The Douche Bag Theme! Thanks Rob Kiley.
Bushwick ’77: When the Lights Went Out – Brooklyn, NY
Shitting Dick Nipples
BANGS Take U To Da Movies
No worser than OJ Tha Deuce Man. Thanks Venus Jazmin Soto
Bloody Nipples – a gallery on Flickr
Thanks Billoney
Heavy Metal New Jersey 80’s Rockn’ Roll Heaven segment Channel 4 News – Clark, NJ
“Barry Manalow, you’d better cover your ears!” Thanks Billoney.
Brominated vegetable oil
Thanks Billoney
Bromoderma after Excessive Ingestion of Ruby Red Squirt
We report a case of bromoderma from excessive ingestion of a soft drink. A 63-year-old man presented with a two-week history of tender, ulcerated, erythematous nodules on his hands and fingers
JONTE’ PERFORMS “YA!WHO?” LIVE
WTF Japan?! Thanks Shadi.
Cool Comic Cover Gallery – Batman Gets Punched!
Cool Comic Cover Gallery – Superman Gets Punched!
126 Chinese Opera Masks, Lei Zhenzi
A Visit to Castle Rock
youmakemesohappy
SCOUTING NY РNew York, You’ve Changed – Taxi Driver (Part 1)
G20 2009: Police Attack Students at University of Pittsburgh
Thanks CopioUS Culture
Womans Vintage 1966 Hand Embroidered Star Trek Jeans – eBay $75,000
Soy Turns Boys into Homos
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality.
Camouflage Art by Liu Bolin
Thanks Petey
Man Stuffs Mouth With 16 Cockroaches In Record Bid (VIDEO)
Hacking a NYC taxi screen
Charmin – Enjoy the Go
Shitty Job!
Conan the Barbarian (1982) – Memorable quotes
Police: Pa. man busted with weed stuck to forehead
Midway Message from the Gyre
These photographs of albatross chicks were made just a few weeks ago on Midway Atoll, a tiny stretch of sand and coral near the middle of the North Pacific. The nesting babies are fed bellies-full of plastic by their parents, who soar out over the vast polluted ocean collecting what looks to them like food to bring back to their young. On this diet of human trash, every year tens of thousands of albatross chicks die on Midway from starvation, toxicity, and choking.
Man at center of Enumclaw horse-sex case in trouble again
“More charges are coming. They’ve been having sex with full-grown horses,” Maury County, Tenn., Detective Terry Chandler said on Monday. “He [Tait] has been here for four years and it looks like it has been going on for some time.”Chandler said that Thomason owns the farm and the animals — 13 horses, Shetland ponies, goats and dogs. The detective said that it appears that people had been having sex with ponies and dogs as well.

Cat Roadkill Toy Teaches Children About Life And Death
Group attacks woman, rip out gold fronts
Unemployed Jordanians deceived into donating their organs
Between five and 10 per cent of kidney transplants performed annually around the world are estimated to be the result of organ trafficking.
Wild Mook – American Police
Wheelchair user, 92, arrested for smuggling coke
A 92-year-old woman with cocaine strapped to her body flew all the way from Brazil to Spain before police arrested her, in a wheelchair, at Madrid’s airport.
Voices Revealed
Village ‘witches’ beaten in India
Five women were paraded naked, beaten and forced to eat human excrement by villagers after being branded as witches in India’s Jharkhand state.
Mona Lisa’s smile a mystery no more
Different cells in the retina transmit different categories of information or “channels” to the brain. These channels encode data about an object’s size, clarity, brightness and location in the visual field.
Biblical sex row over explicit illustrated Book of Genesis
A sexually explicit illustrated Book of Genesis by controversial artist Robert Crumb, which features Bible characters having intercourse, has been condemned by religious groups.
AP files amended countersuit in Obama Hope poster case; claims Fairey is purposely deceiving
RZA: ‘Me Being a Geek Helped Hip-Hop Grow’
Wanted for the Denver Newspaper Westword – A Marijuana Critic
Westword, an alternative weekly newspaper in Denver, has the standard lineup of film, food and music critics. But in what may be a first for American journalism, the paper is shopping around for a medical marijuana critic.
Lamebook – The Funniest and Lamest of Facebook
Oversharin’ to hilarious ends!
$uperDJ King Solomon IRAK’s Top Ignorant Rap$
Face of the Future
Fear of a brown planet
John Forehand: Man ‘Asked Teen Daughter For Sex On Facebook’
Forehand told his daughter he had been having “inappropriate” dreams about her, and wrote to her, “I’ll take very good care of my little girl.”
Sex Offender Must Post Signs On House & Car Announcing His Crime
Under judge’s ruling, man must post signs on property stating he is a sex offender.
King Kong Drunk
Drinkin’ that lean.
Robert Anton Wilson – Maybe Logic
Abandoned Structures in Asia
Jumbo Jet flys 1ft over heads of stunned onlookers!!
Planes over Hong Kong Landing Kai Tak Airport 1998 香港 啟德機場
Kowloon walled city 九龍城砦
And you thought the projects were bad!
THE RUNAWAYS Movie Set Pictures with Kristen Stewart & Dakota Fanning
Kristen looks so hot, Dakota’s gotta granny grill!
Abandoned Atlanta Prison
Hashima Island – More Photos
Hashima Island
Abandoned Japanese island fulla ruins.
Sustainable Free Spirit Sphere Treehouse
Damn, I wanna live in this!
ALEX LUKAS
Futuristic Mobile Homes: Trailer Trash or Treasure?
Artist Entertains With Fiery Graffiti
Don’t get burnt, Ellis!
SAMANTHA GEIMER
The girl French film director Roman Polanski raped
Shopkeeper’s privilege
In many jurisdictions of the United States, the courts recognize a common law shopkeeper’s privilege, under which a shopkeeper is allowed to detain a suspected shoplifter on store property for a reasonable period of time, so long as he has cause to believe that the person detained in fact committed, or attempted to commit, theft of store property.
Home Depot Needs To Check Your Receipt “In Case You Stole Something”
Woman Sues Toyota Over ‘Terrifying’ Prank
Lawsuit Claims Woman Believed She Was Being Stalked Thanks to Toyota’s Marketing Prank
Got a Black Flag Tattoo?
Vitamin D not flu shots
Thanks Angie Park
Star Wars Origins – Frank Herbert’s Dune
Star Wars also rips of the Lensman series
The Spiders That Decorate Their Own Webs
Decorated trains in Japan
Top to bottom, Full car
Cold war nuclear bomb warmed by chickens
Plans to fill a nuclear landmine with chickens to regulate its temperature were seriously considered during the Cold War.
PERVERTED JUSTICE EXPOSED
Perverted-Justice.com – The largest and best anti-predator organization online
Check out the ‘Top 10 Most Slimy’ & predator chat transcripts!
Mint&Serf’s Photostream
Immigrant activists call out ‘Illegal Alien’ costumes
1 million fps Slow Motion video of bullet impacts
Fake cabbie ‘may have assaulted 100 men’
Lim, who was found guilty of 15 counts of sexual penetration without consent, 11 counts of indecent assault and one count of unlawful wounding
Dad convicted after trying home circumcision on son
“He learned about circumcision on the Internet and sent away for special instruments.
Court heard he put his son on the floor on some clean garbage bags and towels, with Band-Aids and a veterinary powder used to stop bleeding standing by.”
Mayor of the Sunset Strip
What We Do Is Secret Part 1
That Germs film that came out a few years back. RIP Darby.
What We Do Is Secret Part 2
Corky Gets Wild To ‘Fight The Power’
Thanks Lil’ Deth
Lord Haw-Haw
Lord Haw-Haw was the nickname of several announcers on the English language propaganda radio program Germany Calling, broadcast by Nazi German radio to audiences in Great Britain on the medium wave station Reichssender Hamburg and by shortwave to the United States.
Mildred Gillars aka Axis Sally
Mildred Gillars (November 29, 1900 – June 25, 1988) was a female radio personality during World War II, best known for her propaganda broadcasts for Nazi Germany.
Hollywood Poseurs Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Deal Drugs on ‘CSI’
Ashlee, Pete Wentz Deal Drugs on ‘CSI’
“Probably aspirin or something”
Sesame Street “Slayer Sing-Along”
3 Minute Supervan
Tank car implosion
Willy Wonka’s Tunnel of Hell Reversed
WACO The Big Lie Parts 1 & 2 (Video 1)
Steve Powers: A Love Letter For You
JonBenet Meets Timothy McVeigh at Heavens Gate
BEAKSHOW ON THE DANCE FLOOR
The Creator Of Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Poo And Hot Chicks With Dogs With Boners Speaks!
Clone Yer Cock!
Moonbase Central – Space Toys of the 60’s
The Nuns Are On The Sea Wall
This is merely a Blog for audio and video recordings of Velvet Underground which have not been officially released.
Egypt Р‘Artificial Virginity’ Kit Opposed
The Artificial Virginity Hymen kit, which is distributed by the Chinese company Gigimo and costs about $30, is intended to help newly married women fool their husbands into believing they are virgins
A Placenta Teddy Bear
Giant, Mucus-Like Sea Blobs on the Rise, Pose Danger
Cocaine Vaccine Is Developed, but It Does Not Keep Users From Wanting the Drug
Stone circle suggests Stonehenge part of burial complex
Brooke Shields photographer ‘disappointed’ by police pornography claim
Brooke Shields: Victim of child porn?
Polanski The Predator – Unsealed grand jury minutes detail 1977 sex assault
France – Culture Minister Is Attacked for Paying Young Asian Boys for Sex
Propaganda kills Afghan girl
A YOUNG Afghan girl suffered fatal injuries after a box of public information leaflets, dropped from a British RAF transport aircraft over Helmand province, landed on top of her.
1,000 cameras ‘solve one crime’
Only one crime was solved by each 1,000 CCTV cameras in London last year, a report into the city’s surveillance network has claimed.
Drugs woman forced into sex ring
A Chinese woman arrested when a cannabis factory was raided, claimed she was made to have sex with workers locked in the premises ‘day and night’.
E.T. – The Pachimono Experience
Bootleg cards, circa 1983.
Serial killer is a teenager girl
17-year-old Brazilian girl admits killing 30 men
Callout Cards – That’s Not Cool
How to make Crank/Meth Aka shake n bake
New meth formula avoids legal bans
“But now drug users are making their own meth in small batches using a faster, cheaper and much simpler method with ingredients that can be carried in a knapsack and mixed on the run. The “shake-and-bake” approach has become popular because it requires a relatively small number of pills of the decongestant pseudoephedrine — an amount easily obtained under even the toughest anti-meth laws that have been adopted across the nation to restrict large purchases of some cold medication.”
The Clash – Magnificent Seven – Tom Synder Show 1981
Thanks Liz Feralcat
Dogos, Ancient Astronauts, nomoos, zulu, Ancient Civilizations, Syrius, DogStar, Orion, Burlington Ufo and Paranormal Research and Educational Center, in Burlington, Wisconsin
Lucifer
Lucifer is a Latin word, literally meaning “light-bearer”, that was used as a name for the “day star” or “Morning Star” that precedes the rising of the sun.
Crime Scene : Sell-crack-or-die defense is now 0 for 2
Thanks Matt Slim
Black metal prank call
Thanks Jason Scott Goodman
In pictures: Phil Spector
JUICY J – LET’S GET HIGH
Slut Princesses: Tricks or Treats?
Teen girls slutty costumes!
Hareton – Hare Krishna Reggaeton
Thanks Arielle Castillo.
Walrus Wank
Thanks Billoney.
Doll Coffeeshop
“This site is about life size posable dolls and it contains sexual and erotic material. I sell nothing on this site (not even coffee).”
Art and Philadelphia – The New York Times
“As a teenager, Mr. Powers, left, was a prolific and notorious graffiti writer known as Espo. Now, as an established gallery artist living in New York, he has returned to Philadelphia to mount an ambitious urban beautification project, one whose odd, affectionate messages – like ‘”Forever Starts When You Say Yes” and “Pre-pay is on/Let’s talk/Till my minutes are gone” – are about love and reconciliation.”
Philly Mural Arts Program: A Love Letter For You
Stephen Powers’s Love Letter to Philadelphia
S√ÉO PAULO’S NEXT MOVE
“In an unprecedented move in the war against visual pollution, S√£o Paulo, Brazil banned all outdoor advertising in 2007. S√£o Paulo made the revolutionary bid to reclaim its visual and mental environment by denying corporations the right to disseminate their messages throughout the urban landscape.”
Somali Pirates hit navy ship ‘in error’
Thanks Shadi.
PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC: One Nation Under a Groove . The Film
Cherie Currie ~ Photo Album
Underage Runaway Rockin’ in her Undies!
Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit
Thanks Haley H.
Warzone on Regis and Kathy Lee 1986 NYxHC!
Thanks Jeff Rokose
Reed School for Nervous and Backward Children (1906)
Hold on to your hearts: It’s deep-fried butter!
2nd prize stories – World Press Photo – Boxers Before and After Fights
MONKEY PICKED TEA
In praise of the sci-fi corridor
Spike’s (Snoopy’s Stoner Brother)
Cymothoa exigua: Alien!
Cymothoa exigua is a parasitic crustacean of the family Cymothoidae. This parasite attaches itself at the base of the tongue of the Spotted rose snapper, Lutjanus guttatus, with the claws on its front three pairs of legs, and extracts blood. As the parasite grows, less and less blood is able to reach the tongue, and eventually the organ atrophies from lack of blood. The parasite then replaces the fish’s tongue with its own body, by attaching to the muscles of the tongue stub. Thanks EMone
Michael Richards (aka “Cosmo Kramer”): Freemason, Shriner, Racist
Thanks Patric Egan
Toy fanatic builds a house from LEGO
Thanks EMone
Darth Vaders Voice Before Voice Over
Show Me Yer Diapers!
Thanks Billoney
American Pyramids
Obama Satanic Youth
Free masonry: Its pretensions exposed in faithful extracts of its standard … By Henry Dana Ward (1828) Freemasonry Freemasons Illuminati
Free masonry: Its pretensions exposed in faithful extracts of its standard authors; with a review of Town’s Speculative masonry: its liability to prevert the doctrines of revealed religion, discovered in the spirit of it doctrines, and in the application of its emblems: its dangerous tendency.
Nachtrag von weitern
Documents confiscated by the Bavarian Elector at the Sandersdorf Castle in Bavaria. The castle belonged to high-ranking Illuminati member, Baron von Bassus: Thomas Maria Baron De Bassus (1742 Poschiavo, Switzerland – 1815 Sandersdorf, Germany). Primary documents.
“The Influence of the Mystery Religions on Christianity” by Martin Luther King, Jr
The death of former Rolling Stones guitarist Brian Jones is to be reviewed following new evidence, it has been revealed.
Stimulus checks lure Floridians to their arrest
Cops basically use a Nigerian email scam to entrap fools
Nearly-Naked Man Hijacks Atlanta School Bus
Bob Bonis – “BOXERS OR BRIEFS?” – The Rolling Stones
This amusing photograph of Mick Jagger and Keith Richards answers the age old question about Mick’s underwear,,, “Boxers or briefs?” Meanwhile Keith is pulling a nanker.

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