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BOYCOTT STAR WARS

Muted Star Wars, Trump, Marvel, & iPhone from my timeline, it’s like a breath of fresh air! 🔇💩

“We’re hallucinating all the time, It’s just that when we agree about our hallucinations, we call that reality.”
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21 Savage “Jealous Of Lil Yachty Buys $300K Self Portrait Chain To Compete

Charges filed against Lake Central teacher accused of snorting drugs in class https://t.co/NsnLqU4req

Amazon Shitted On Yer Lawn
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“Alien Down!”
Did the U.S. Air Force Shoot & Kill a Runaway Alien At Fort Dix New Jersey in 1978? 👽🔫
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New York City Has Genetically Distinct ‘Uptown’ and ‘Downtown’ Rats
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Facebook’s New Suicide Detection A.I., Could Put Innocent People Behind Bars https://t.co/WsNVKo5W2W

Kellyanne Conway always struck me as someone tweaking on Adderall #BigPharma
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‘Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies’
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The pleasure of remembering obsolete technologies https://t.co/BIVJxssSrC

‘Break up Google and Facebook if you ever want innovation again’ https://t.co/6wIcTFl3c8

All the Ways You Can Break Your Penis
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Sir Richard Branson “motorboated” backing singer, Antonia Jenae, by sticking his face in her boobs and shaking it v… https://t.co/STIV6vgcU1

Does Smoking Pot Affect The Taste Of Sperm?
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Inside the Orgasm Lab
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First smart condom collects data during sex to show men if they’re good in bed https://t.co/SPvq5thqIw

Bio-engineered Plants May Be Spying on You
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20 Year Old Chinese Video Game Streamer Reportedly Dies of Exhaustion After Months of Sleepless Nights
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Inside Crackland: The Open-Air Drug Market That São Paulo Just Can’t Kick
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Woman jailed after inmate boyfriend dies of meth-laden kiss
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The Birthplace of American Vintage
How East Village shop Limbo made secondhand clothes cool https://t.co/tz9BsoCh6N

Jerry Butler shows the proper way to stuff a turkey
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You Don’t Have Listen to the Government. Eat the Foods You Like. https://t.co/JO6YbVMzzL

Drug-Induced Nail Changes: Counting to 10 https://t.co/Vs4bb2W3Y6

High-Ranking Male Primates Keep Wafting Their Sex Stink at Females, Who Hate It https://t.co/0HlRY7iBb4

Kim-Kardashian-Turkey

Yikes!

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The Wetter The Better

#lifegoals

✌ Could flashing the “peace” sign in photos lead to fingerprint data being stolen? phy.so/403337116

Chinese Viral photo shows how to rig App Store rankings the hard way

Kiss my Dix Pix kissenger.mixedrealitylab.org

Israeli soldiers smartphones were hacked by Hamas militants pretending to be attractive young women online securityweek.com/hamas-honey-tr…

Music cassette tape sales increase 140% fastcompany.com/3067073/why-mu…

Facebook ‘censors’ nude statue of sea god Neptune, the well-known Renaissance symbol of northern Italian city  telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/0…

Feed your head: a trip back to the early 70s head shops nightflight.com/feed-your-head…

A bundle of sticks

High Time’s Top 40 Buds of 1977 look larfy af

Francis Ford Coppola and Brian De Palma: ‘The Conversation’ Between Two Great Filmmakers

 

Roy Orbison Woos Daisy Duke

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HE VIRTUALLY RUBBED MY CROTCH

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‘HE VIRTUALLY RUBBED MY CROTCH’ Woman ‘sexually assaulted’ in virtual reality by pervert cyber-groper thesun.co.uk/news/2044694/w…

Scrotox: A growing trend which makes testicles appear larger & decreases sweating & wrinkling costs $1,500-$3,000 hollywoodreporter.com/news/scrotox-h…

Man claims son was eaten by fellow inmates during riot in Venezuelan prison latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/20…

Semi-naked man found dead on Spanish airport bench with deli meat on his buttocks, genitals in tuna can globalnews.ca/news/3021746/s…

Motherless babies possible as scientists create live offspring without need for female egg telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/0…

That $100,000 Painting Bought to Flip Is Now Worth About $20,000 bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

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Apple Removed Headphone Jack From New iPhones Because It Owns Largest Bluetooth Headphone Company m.slashdot.org/story/316039

Twitter is now worth less than its Chinese clone techinasia.com/twitter-worth-…

Go Murica! UN Says Opium Production up 43% in Afghanistan This Year thedailysheeple.com/go-murica-un-s…

“Social experiment” YouTuber caught faking racist video boingboing.net/2016/10/19/soc…

I Support the Heroes that Robbed Kim Kardashian disinfo.com/2016/10/suppor…

🇺🇸USA! USA!🇺🇸 🏈🔫

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“Redd’s on a date, making out with his lady, and she says, ‘Redd, kiss me where it stinks.’ Redd says, ‘So I took her to El Segundo.’”

Masturbating in public is not illegal, Italy’s highest court rules telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/0…

US diplomats ‘given date rape drug by Russian officials’ telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/0…

Hitler’s Narcotics were supplied by a doctor known as ‘the Reich injection master’ dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

Kolokol-1 is a synthetic opioid developed for use as an aerosolizable incapacitating agent en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolokol-1

Banker Rurik Jutting, 31, is then said to have made her lick a toilet before sawing through her neck, dismembered her body thesun.co.uk/news/2035675/r…

The Party’s OVER!

In the 1900s, Being a ‘Cigarette Fiend’ Was a Legitimate Defense for Murder atlasobscura.com/articles/in-th…

20th century snapshots capture people proudly showing off their vinyl records mashable.com/2016/10/15/hol…

The day when police zap suspects from the sky with drones carrying stun guns may be nearing marketwatch.com/story/a-police…

Top 10 Sober Rappers thefix.com/top-10-sober-r…

Mysterious hallucination-causing illness seemingly spread by touch hits US hospital aol.com/article/news/2…

Maserati Hearse boingboing.net/2016/10/24/mas…

Uber Accused of Cashing In On Bomb Explosion By Jacking Rates m.slashdot.org/story/316385

Uber’s ad-toting drones are heckling drivers stuck in traffic technologyreview.com/s/602662/ubers…

Dystopian Ant World weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/…

Ants get addicted to morphine nature.com/nature/journal…

350 Pigeons Found Flying Freely Inside Long Island Home 🐦🐦🐦 newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/09/15/350…

Do trees have brains? dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

Russian scientists are ‘besieged’ by polar bears at a remote Arctic post washingtonpost.com/news/worldview…

‘Great Pacific garbage patch’ far bigger than imagined, aerial survey shows theguardian.com/environment/20…

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Gimme A Kiss

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on August 13, 2014

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Van Halen 1976 Demo

Van-Halen-in-1978-on-roll-006From Wikipedia: “According to a January 4, 1977, L.A. Times article entitled HOMEGROWN PUNK by Robert Hilburn, Rodney Bingenheimer saw Van Halen at the Gazzarri club in the summer of 1976, so he took Gene Simmons of Kiss to see Van Halen. Gene Simmons then produced a Van Halen demo tape with recording beginning at the Village Recorder studios in Los Angeles and finished with overdubs at the Electric Lady Studios in New York. Simmons wanted to change the band’s name to “Daddy Longlegs”, but the band stuck with Van Halen. Simmons then opted out of further involvement after he took the demo to Kiss management and was told that “they had no chance of making it” and that they wouldn’t take them.”

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