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☛ Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec Takes a Shit

In 1898, the Parisian art gallery owner Maurice Joyant photographed his childhood friend defecating on the beach at Le Crotoy, Picardie. The series of photos would have been forgotten, had Joyant’s friend not been Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, the acclaimed French painter. Their intention in taking these photos — and later allowing them to be published in postcard form — was unclear, but these photographs remain the earliest photographic testaments to celebrities behaving dubiously, a century before Internet made such indiscretions well-known and widespread.
☛ The best bands out there are naked!

NSFW, Duh.
☛ 40ozMaltLiquor.com :: Cool Colt

I only got to taste a 22oz of this, which was also at least 12 years old & had a lot of thick swirls & fleshy chunks floating throughout it. The cap came off easily and it smells like minty beer. About to take my 1st sip, shortly after finishing a dinner of crabcakes, lima beans & rice, followed by some Bugles chips. First sip is shocking, to say the least! It tastes like I’m drinking Newports!
☛ Report: Nuclear weapon drivers sometimes got drunk

Federal agents hired to transport nuclear weapons and components sometimes got drunk while on convoy missions, a government watchdog said Monday. In an incident last year, police detained two agents who went to a bar during an assignment.
☛ Google News Politics: Anti Sarah Palin Post Gets Google Censorship

Google News has evolved to become a force for censorship, a protector of traditional news sites against the dreaded independent blogs and bloggers like me, and a breakwater against harsh, muckraking criticism of the high-and-mighty named Sarah Palin. Google News is starting to look more like a dictatorship than a representation of democratic America.

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Blackout In A Can

✸ Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary, assault

During a medical exam at a nearby hospital, medical personnel found a mouse tail hanging from Smith’s rectum. An X-ray revealed a mouse lodged inside Smith.
✸ Obama Administration Claims Unchecked Authority to Kill Americans Outside Combat Zones

“If the Constitution means anything, it surely means that the president does not have unreviewable authority to summarily execute any American whom he concludes is an enemy of the state,” said Jameel Jaffer, Deputy Legal Director of the ACLU, who presented arguments in the case. “It’s the government’s responsibility to protect the nation from terrorist attacks, but the courts have a crucial role to play in ensuring that counterterrorism policies are consistent with the Constitution.”
✸ Is Precognition Real? Cornell University Lab Releases Powerful New Evidence that the Human Mind can Perceive the Future
✸ The Smallest Plot of Land In New York City

“One of my favorite bits of unusual New York City history is located on the sidewalk in front of West Village’s iconic Village Cigars store.”
✸ ‘Four Loko’ Blamed For Hallucinogenic Frenzy
✸ Video: Make Your Own Four Loko, Because FDA Is Banning It

Chuck Schumer: Teen Party Pooper
✸ Hells Angels motorcycle gang settles lawsuit against Alexander McQueen

The Hells Angels have settled their lawsuit against the brand as well as Saks Fifth Avenue department store and online retailer Zappos.com. The defendants will pull all merchandise featuring the motorcycle gangs trademark “death’s head” insignia, reports New York magazine.
✸ F.D.A. Expected to Take a Stand on Alcoholic Energy Drinks

Four Loko, the top-selling caffeinated alcoholic drink, has been blamed for several deaths over the last several months, a period during which the brand’s availability spread to all but three states. In August, an 18-year-old in Palm Coast, Fla., died after drinking Four Loko in combination with diet pills. The following month, a 20-year-old in Tallahassee, Fla., started playing with a gun and fatally shot himself after drinking several cans of Four Loko over a number of hours.
✸ Four Loko’s Manufacturer to Halt N.Y. Distribution

On the streets and in the bodegas, some people say they enjoy the taste of Four Loko, a potent and fruity malt beverage high in alcohol content and caffeine that critics have called a “blackout in a can.” Enlarge This Image Ted S. Warren/Associated Press Critics have described Four Loko as a “blackout in a can.” It will not be on the shelves much longer. On Sunday, state officials announced that Phusion Projects, the Chicago company that makes Four Loko, had voluntarily agreed to halt shipments to New York State by Friday.
✸ Washington State Bans Caffeinated Alcoholic Drinks

Washington on Wednesday became the second state to ban energy drinks that combine alcohol and caffeine amid rising concern that the beverages are dangerous.

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Well, Show Me The Way To The Next Diabetic Piss Whiskey Bar

✪ Malware implicated in fatal Spanair plane crash

The malware on the Spanair computer has been identified as a type of Trojan horse. It could have entered the airline’s system in a number of ways, according to Jamz Yaneeza, head threat researcher at Trend Micro. Some of the most likely ways are through third party devices such as USB sticks, Yaneeza said, which were responsible for the International Space Station virus infection in 2008, or through a remote VPN connection that may not have the same protection as a computer within the enterprise network. Opening just one malicious file on a single computer is all it takes to infect an entire system. “Any computer that is connected to a network is vulnerable to a malware infection,” O. Sami Saydjari, president of Cyber Defense Agency, told TechNewsDaily. “Standards have not been set to protect critical infrastructure.” An incident like this could happen again, and most likely will, according to Saydjari.
✪ A Look At Legal Highs
✪ Gilpin Family Whisky – Diabetic Urine Whiskey

Whisky Export. Sugar heavy urine excreted by diabetic patients is now being utilized for the fermentation of high-end single malt whisky for export. The Whisky market is growing faster then any other alcoholic beverage worldwide. With a prevalent genetic weakness being exposed in the northern hemisphere leading to a sharp rise in type two diabetes, economists have found a new exportable commodity to exploit and are keento capitalize on this resource quickly.
✪ Skeptic » Wiccans vs. Creationists
✪ Southern Sudan unveils plans for animal-shaped cities

But how will the authorities raise the $10bn they say they need to make this plan a reality? They say they are talking to investors but it is all a bit vague. Although there is plenty of oil in southern Sudan, people there are extremely poor. The United Nations says more than 90% of the population lives on less than a dollar a day.
✪ Food For Thought – May 1953 issue of Tomb of Terror #9
✪ NV judge orders drug offender write report on pot

A Nevada judge has issued a homework assignment in the form of an unusual sentence for a 25-year-old Sacramento man who sold marijuana to a police informant in a casino parking lot at Lake Tahoe. District Judge Dave Gamble ordered Matthew Palazzolo to write a report on what the judge called the “nonsensical character” of California’s medical marijuana law.
✪ US cops: armed and dangerous?

If mine were truly a free country, US police wouldn’t wield such immense power or employ such aggressive tactics against their own citizenry – a militarisation of our police forces that started with the war on drugs and intensified after 9/11. Consider: can you invent a realistic scenario wherein you shoot a man dead; justify it with a story witnesses contradict; confiscate any surveillance video; claim a “glitch” makes it impossible to show the video to anyone else – all while enjoying the support of state legal apparatus?
✪ Wearing Weed: Material Girl’s Daughter, Lourdes

Madonna’s 13-year-old daughter Lourdes Leon (a.k.a. Lola) was spotted with a Rasta-colored pot-leaf wristband. Madonna has admitted to using marijuana and other drugs in the past.
✪ My Kushy New Job: Wells Tower’s Experience at a Marijuana Coffee Shop

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☛ Domino Sugar Factory Bombed – IRAK!!!
☛ Va. jury: Naked in own home not indecent
☛ Preliminary makeup patterns to hide from face detection
☛ Police Car No Place For A Beer

While chauffeuring Cantrell, Landis heard the teenager “open a can of some sort” in the back of the cruiser. “As I looked at my in car video I observed Cantrell drinking out of an unknown can.” Landis stopped his car and, upon further investigation, determined that Cantrell had popped open a can of Steel Reserve, a malt liquor known for its high alcohol content.
☛ Appeals Court Throttles FCC’s Net Neutrality Authority

A federal appeals court Tuesday rejected the Federal Communications Commission’s authority to sanction Comcast for interfering with peer-to-peer traffic, reversing the commission’s first attempt to enforce network neutrality.
☛ Former UN Envoy To Afghanistan Suggests Karzai Has A Drug Problem
☛ GOD SPEED YOU! BLACK EMPEROR

“..God Speed You! Black Emperor is a 1976 Japanese black-and-white 16 mm documentary film, 90 minutes long, by director Mitsuo Yanagimachi, which follows the exploits of a Japanese biker gang, the Black Emperors. 1970s Japan saw the rise of biker gangs, known as BÅsÅzoku, which drew the interest of the media. The movie follows a member of the bike gang and his interaction with his parents, after he gets in trouble with the police. The orchestral post-rock band Godspeed You! Black Emperor’s name is derived from the film’s title..”
☛ Uber Creepy Tour: Abandoned Six Flags New Orleans
☛ Getting all those nasty drugs off the streets
☛ Cogs and Ink: Steampunk Tattoos
☛ 10 Rules for Dealing with Police [video]

Know yer rights!
☛ Colorado town votes to remove penalties for marijuana

Voters in the town of Nederland voted on Tuesday and approved a ballot measure that removed all local penalties for private adult marijuana possession, making the mountain town the third Colorado locality to legalize marijuana in the past five years.
☛ My penis is 7.5″ long, 6″ girth. But not thick enough for my wife…? – Yahoo! Answers
☛ THE NIGERIAN LIL WAYNE

Since the real Weezy’s in prison dodging ass-rape, you guys are gonna have to settle for the Nigerian version, 2Sure 2Shizzy. His dreads are shorter, but what he lacks in Nigerian hair, he makes up for in auto-tune and village swagger. You probably won’t understand what he’s saying, but he’s basically “a bad motherfucker.”
☛ Teacher Sex Scandals – Top 50 of All Time