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Cosby on seducing women: ‘They need chemicals’
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Mystery of how sperm swim revealed in mathematical formula
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A frame grab from a video of the “men only” seat on the Mexico City Metro, part of a campaign against sexual harassment.

‘Penis Seat’ Causes Double Takes on Mexico City Subway
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Indonesian man’s body found inside python
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Medics fired for twerking next to nude, unconscious patient
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“Universal adversarial preturbation” undetectably alters images so AI can’t recognize them
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Mexico invents cloud which rains tequila
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What’s Really Inside Your Cannabis Vape Cartridge?
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  • The video shows a mother grabbing her four-year-old son and running for cover. A man sitting right by the back door is frozen, and can only slump back in his seat. And this 80-year-old woman doesn’t know what to do.

    “You see her very clearly because she doesn’t actually see what’s going on. She’s sort of left standing in the middle of the bus as everyone has sort of separated all the way to the front or all the way as far as they could go to the back,” said Morgan Model Vedejs, assistant District Attorney.

    The elderly woman finally drops and covers her head, just a moment before a bullet flies right over her and shatters a window.

    “At least five of the bullets came right through the back door, several of them then came through the side,” said Vedejs.

  • “It looked like they were just going after white guys, white people,” said Norb Roffers of Wind Lake in an interview with Newsradio 620 WTMJ. He left the State Fair Entrance near the corner of South 84th Street and West Schlinger Avenue in West Allis.

    “They were attacking everybody for no reason whatsoever.”

    “It was 100% racial,” claimed Eric, an Iraq war veteran from St. Francis who says young people beat on his car.

    “I had a black couple on my right side, and these black kids were running in between all the cars, and they were pounding on my doors and trying to open up doors on my car, and they didn’t do one thing to this black couple that was in this car next to us. They just kept walking right past their car. They were looking in everybody’s windshield as they were running by, seeing who was white and who was black. Guarantee it.”

  • Stone Age man created a massive network of underground tunnels criss-crossing Europe from Scotland to Turkey, a new book on the ancient superhighways has claimed.

    German archaeologist Dr Heinrich Kusch said evidence of the tunnels has been found under hundreds of Neolithic settlements all over the continent.

    In his book – Secrets Of The Underground Door To An Ancient World – he claims the fact that so many have survived after 12,000 years shows that the original tunnel network must have been enormous.

  • Former Blondie bassist and world expert on the occult Gary Lachman talks to David Moats about participating in rituals, Mick Jagger’s flirtations with magick, the Freemasons, and why there’s more to the occult than being a drug fiend like Aleister Crowley
  • Dodgy sound, dodgy bass players, hostile crowds, no crowds, flying bottles – every band has had bad gigs
  • The Air Force has suspended decades-old Bible-centric ethics training intended to make Christian officers comfortable with the possible use of nuclear weapons. The training program was given to all new missile officers by Air Force chaplains.
  • The stock market went into free fall Thursday and suffered its worst day since December 2008, a time when the economy was sliding into a recession.

    Intense selling drove the widely watched Dow Jones Industrial Average down 512.76 points, off more than 4 percent for the day. Almost every market index slid, as did the prices of oil and gold, as investors moved their money into US Treasury bills, a haven in times of stress.

    Investor fears were so extreme and the sums of transferred money so vast that the yields on the short-term Treasuries were negative, meaning investors were paying the US government to hold their money.

  • The film’s set up sounds familiar enough – a meek Muslim student named Yusef joins a hardcore Islamic commune in upstate New York and becomes radicalised. But this time, “hardcore” refers to punk rock. This is a commune where one Muslim, Jahangir, sports a red mohawk and announces morning prayers with an electric guitar. Another member is gay and wears a skirt and makeup. The bands that congregate there have names such as Osama’s Tunnel Diggers and Boxcutter Surprise. They drink beer and smoke pot, and among them is a spitfire feminist in a burqa – complete with a Dead Kennedys patch – who freely redacts chunks of the Qur’an with a marker pen. “That ayah advises men to beat their wives,” she says, about a contested verse in the holy book. “So what do I need that for?”
  • The city of Oak Ridge, Tenn., is anticipating the arrival of nearly 1,000 tons of nuclear waste from Germany. The Nuclear Regulatory Commission approved a plan in June for an American company to import and burn low-level nuclear waste from Germany.

    Radioactive residue left over from the process will be sent back to Germany for disposal, but opponents have voiced concerns that the U.S. will become the world’s radioactive waste processor.

    But, very little of that opposition is coming from Oak Ridge.

    Located just outside Knoxville, Oak Ridge was created from scratch in 1942 to help build the atomic bomb. The city is home to a 59,000-acre military area and two giant plants where the bomb was produced.

    A post-war newsreel calls Oak Ridge “a city where 75,000 people worked in absolute secrecy on history’s most sensational secret.”

  • The creation of the Super Congress is another step in a process that began long ago, and won’t end until the structures that underpin the American constitutional republic are destroyed once and for all.

    By the swish of a pen, the treasonous political leaders from both parties overstepped their colleagues, who are considered half-wits that are blocking their secret agenda of control.

    “This provision,” said Congressman Ron Paul, commenting on the Super Congress, “is an excellent way to keep spending decisions out of the reach of members who are not on board with the leadership’s agenda.”

    Both President Obama and his treasonous comrades on the other side of the aisle are taking advantage of this hyped crisis to fundamentally change the character of the American political system and pass draconian laws without the active resistance of Congress.

  • A Mexican man charged with smuggling tons of cocaine into the United States told a federal judge in Chicago that U.S. authorities protected his outfit, the powerful Sinaloa cartel, in exchange for information on rival gangs.

    The defendant, Jesus Vicente Zambada Niebla, is the son of Ismael “El Mayo” Zambada, reputed right-hand man of Sinaloa cartel boss Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, and played an important role in the organization until his March 2009 arrest in Mexico City.

  • As a designer, I’m naturally fascinated by Shanzhai and the way different brands are often mashed up together (as demonstrated by this classic Harry Potter Obama Sonic bag). It makes me think of anti-consumerist art movements like Culture Jamming. The motives of Shanzhai producers and Culture Jammers are obviously quite different—one is reacting against the consumerist culture while the other is attempting to capitalize on it—but the end results tend to look pretty similar and have similar effects: both make brands feel uneasy.
  • “Ah,” he said, “the speedup.”

    His old-school phrase gave form to something we’d been noticing with increasing apprehension—and it extended far beyond journalism. We’d hear from creative professionals in what seemed to be dream jobs who were crumbling under ever-expanding to-do lists; from bus drivers, hospital technicians, construction workers, doctors, and lawyers who shame-facedly whispered that no matter how hard they tried to keep up with the extra hours and extra tasks, they just couldn’t hold it together. (And don’t even ask about family time.)

    Webster’s defines speedup [3] as “an employer’s demand for accelerated output without increased pay,” and it used to be a household word. Bosses would speed up the line to fill a big order, to goose profits, or to punish a restive workforce. Workers recognized it, unions (remember those?) watched for and negotiated over it—and, if necessary, walked out over it.

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  • The 27-year-old Swede and his accomplice survived a weekend on water and cornflakes after managing to sneak into the bank’s vault in May of last year, the Aftonbladet newspaper reports.

    Outside the bank, two other men stood watch armed with mobile phones which they used to warn the Swede and his partner about the bank guards’ rounds.

    While in the vault, the robbers emptied 140 safety deposit boxes of cash and jewelry.

    During their extended stay in the bank’s basement, the pair made use of plastic bags to heed nature’s call.

    When the Swede and his fellow thief attempted to leave the bank on Monday morning, they were discovered by a security guard, who gave chase.

    In an attempt to distract the guard, the 27-year-old Swede threw the urine-filled bag at him.

  • Monique Smith, 19, came to her Bushwick apartment in June to find her pet hamster, Princess Stephania, dead. She immediately blamed her older brother, Aaron, accusing him of killing the cuddly creature by kicking an exercise ball in which the pet was playing.

    Authorities said the angry sister retaliated by slamming her 25-year-old brother’s hamster, Sweetie, to the ground.

    Then she “attempted to pull the hamster’s whiskers out and then crushed the hamster with her hand” in front of three of her younger siblings, according to court papers.

    Finally, she tossed the bloodied 4-ounce pet into the street outside the family home, authorities said. That prompted one of her horrified younger siblings to contact the ASPCA’s Humane Law Enforcement Unit.

  • They say money talks, and a new report suggests Canadian currency is indeed chatting, at least electronically, on behalf of shadowy spies.

    Canadian coins containing tiny transmitters have mysteriously turned up in the pockets of at least three American contractors who visited Canada, says a branch of the U.S. Department of Defence.
    Security experts believe the miniature devices could be used to track the movements of defence industry personnel dealing in sensitive military technology.

  • The Soggies have finally won: Cap’n Crunch is quietly sailing into retirement.

    Long derided by health experts for its high sugar content – a single serving contains 12 grams – the cereal is no longer being actively marketed by Quaker, DailyFinance reports. It appears parent company PepsiCo is forcing the good Cap’n to walk the plank.

    Cap’n Crunch was once the No. 1 breakfast cereal, but pressure from the White House and health activists is having an effect on how PepsiCo and other food companies peddle their products to kids. Sales of the cereal were down 6.8 percent in 2010.

  • Indications are that it was part of a series worshipped by ancient Mayan cultures in what is now Mexico – where, legend has it, the skulls are vital to stop the world ending next year.
  • Pilots on an Alaska Airlines flight locked down the cockpit and alerted authorities after three passengers conducted an elaborate Orthodox Jewish prayer ritual during their Los Angeles-bound flight.

    Airline spokeswoman Bobbie Egan says the crew of Flight 241 from Mexico City became alarmed Sunday after the men began the tefillin ritual, which involves tying leather straps and small wooden boxes to the body.

  • With some wildly inappropriate tweets, the quack has been silenced.

    Comedian Gilbert Gottfried sent out a slate of offensive twitter missives about the tragic Japanese earthquake and tsunami, and instead of drawing laughs, it cost him his job. The longtime voice of the iconic Aflac Duck, Gottfried was fired by the insurance company on Monday, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

  • A Facebook photo of a stolen 3 carat diamond ring recently helped police solve a jewelry theft. After rings and other items valued at more than $16,000 were taken from a home on Saturday, a friend of the victim’s roommate saw one of the items on the social network.

    20-year-old Crystal Yamnitzky captioned the photo with the following message: “Look what Robby gave me I love him so much,” in reference to her 21-year-old boyfriend Robert Driscoll. Yamnitzky’s cousin saw the post and told some friends, who alerted police. Both Yamnitzky and Driscoll have been charged in the case.

  • Mother sought appellate review of the lower court’s order that awarded primary physical custody of her daughter to the child’s father. The mother argued, among other things, that the court improperly considered Facebook photos showing her drinking. This was not good because her psychologist had testified that alcohol would have an adverse effect on the medication she was taking for bipolar disorder.
    The court rejected the mother’s assertion that the photos should not be considered as evidence. She argued that because Facebook allows anyone to post pictures and then “tag” or identify the people in the pictures, she never gave permission for the photographs to be published in this manner. The court held that “[t]here is nothing within the law that requires [one’s] permission when someone takes a picture and posts it on a Facebook page. There is nothing that requires [one’s] permission when she [is] “tagged” or identified as a person in those pictures.”
  • MAKE UP a name, snap a mug shot in front of a blue towel and send it to China with $200. Abracadabra, you’re 21.

    The China-based website www.idchief.com sells IDs that look a lot like Pennsylvania and New Jersey driver’s licenses. And police, government agencies and bar owners in both states are seeing red.

  • A Chicago dance team that performed in straitjackets last month has drawn criticism from a mental health advocate who said the outfits displayed insensitivity toward people with mental disorders.
  • It should have been an alluring photoshoot between two of nature’s beautiful creatures as a model wrapped herself in a snake.

    But surgically enhanced Israeli model Orit Fox got more than she bargained for when the massive boa constrictor took objection to her over familiarity and reacted by biting into her breast.

    However, it was the snake who came off worse because, while Ms Fox need a tetanus shot in hospital, the reptile later died from silicone poisoning.

  • How much does it take to feel wealthy these days? For many millionaires, it’s about $7.5 million, according to a survey by Fidelity Investments.
  • In an experiment, 41% of Facebook users were willing to divulge highly personal information to a complete stranger. This according to IT security firm Sophos, which invited 200 randomly selected Facebookers to befriend a bogus Facebook user named “Freddi Staur” (an anagram of “ID Fraudster”). Of those queried, 87 responded to the invitation, among them 82 people whose profiles included personal information such as their email address, date of birth, address or phone number. In total:

    * 72% of respondents divulged one or more email address
    * 84% listed their full date of birth
    * 87% provided details about their education or workplace
    * 78% listed their current address or location
    * 23% listed their current phone number
    * 26% provided their instant-messaging screen name

  • Though blogger John (Johnny Northside) Hoff told the truth when he linked ex-community leader Jerry Moore to a high-profile mortgage fraud, the scathing blog post that got Moore fired justifies $60,000 in damages, a Hennepin County jury decided Friday.
  • An American working for a covert U.S. program in Cuba was sentenced Saturday to 15 years in prison in the island, the Cuban government said, a verdict that promises to further disrupt relations between the two countries.

    Alan Gross, 61, worked as a contractor for a USAID program that secretly provided technology like computers and communications equipment to encourage democratic reforms. He was arrested in late 2009 and accused of aiding Cuban “subversives” and working to overthrow the government. Prosecutors had originally asked for a 20-year sentence.

  • At the 40-year-old Fukushima Daiichi unit 1, where an explosion Saturday destroyed a building housing the reactor, the spent fuel pool, in accordance with General Electric’s design, is placed above the reactor. Tokyo Electric said it was trying to figure out how to maintain water levels in the pools, indicating that the normal safety systems there had failed, too. Failure to keep adequate water levels in a pool would lead to a catastrophic fire, said nuclear experts, some of whom think that unit 1’s pool may now be outside.

    “That would be like Chernobyl on steroids,” said Arnie Gundersen, a nuclear engineer at Fairewinds Associates and a member of the public oversight panel for the Vermont Yankee nuclear plant, which is identical to the Fukushima Daiichi unit 1.

  • A Swedish company called Promessa has come up with a crazy new way of handling the remains of the deceased, and it’s straight out of science fiction. First, a body is chilled down to 18 degrees Celsius. Then it’s entirely submerged in liquid nitrogen, which freezes it solid, and makes it brittle enough that it can be shattered and pulverized into dust using high power sound waves. Next, the dust (which is still about the same mass as the body was) is exposed to a vacuum which boils off all the moisture contained in the dust, reducing its mass by 70% or so. Lastly, all of the inorganic stuff that may be left over is removed with an electromagnet, and the dust is placed in a coffin made of corn starch, all ready for a shallow burial that’ll turn everything into compost within a year.
  • There is a worse problem though. Probably in an effort to keep the problem of nuclear waste hidden from the public, these plants feature huge pools of water up in the higher level of the containment building above the reactors, which hold the spent fuel rods from the reactor. These rods are still “hot” but besides the uranium fuel pellets, they also contain the highly radioactive and potentially biologically active decay products of the fission process–particularly radioactive Cesium 137, Iodine 131 and Strontium 90. (Some of GE’s plants in the US feature this same design. The two GE Peach Bottom reactors near me, for example, each have two spent fuel tanks sitting above their reactors.)
  • “We are on the brink. We are now facing the worst-case scenario,” said Hiroaki Koide, a senior reactor engineering specialist at the Research Reactor Institute of Kyoto University. “We can assume that the containment vessel at Reactor No. 2 is already breached. If there is heavy melting inside the reactor, large amounts of radiation will most definitely be released.”

    Another executive said the chain of events at Daiichi suggested that it would be difficult to maintain emergency seawater cooling operations for an extended period if the containment vessel at one reactor had been compromised because radiation levels could threaten the health of workers nearby.

  • The workers are performing what have been described as heroic tasks, like using fire equipment to pump seawater into the three failing reactors to keep the nuclear fuel from melting down and fighting the fire at a fourth reactor.

    They are operating in places that have been contaminated by radioactive isotopes from all four reactors. Technicians who have not been evacuated face an escalating exposure, and will have to be replaced if the fight is to go on.

    “If they exceed a certain amount, they can’t go back in for a day or a week or longer,” said Dr. Lew Pepper, a professor at the Boston University School of Public Health who has studied the effects of radiation on nuclear weapons workers. And the pool of available replacements is finite, he said: “What do you do? You don’t have a lot of people who can do this work.”

  • “So far, although I see a link to this site from NSE, I don’t see any discussion of it. And frankly, Mr/MS mitnse, as far as I can tell you’re actually Ismail Subbiah, graphic designer occasionally on contract to MIT. The links between Siemens AG, Dr Oethman, Barry Brook, and MIT/LAI (which has cleverly been avoided – lets do bring that up, shall we?) suggest that no matter why the article was written in the first place, it’s become a major piece of disinformation masquerading falsely as academic opinion.”
  • Stanley was a core figure in the drug scene that underpinned hippie culture, producing an estimated one pound of pure LSD – enough for roughly five million trips.

    His pioneering role made the name “Owsley,” a popular slang term for the drug.

    Stanley stood firm in his belief that the drug was beneficial to society, despite serving two years in prison in the early 1970s.

    “I wound up doing time for something I should have been rewarded for,” he told the San Francisco Chronicle in 2007. “What I did was a community service.”

    Stanley was also a skilled audio technician who worked with The Dead creating their legendary sound system. Stanley inspired the band’s bear logo – which became a fixture on the back of Volkswagen buses for decades.

  • Owsley “Bear” Stanley, who fuelled the 1960s flower power generation with LSD and worked closely with the Grateful Dead, has been remembered as a man of “enormous influence”.

    Stanley worked as a sound engineer for the band and is remembered for the millions of LSD doses he manufactured at his lab in San Francisco, which helped to kick off the psychedelic era.

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Cocaine Foreskin Smuggler

  • City leaders want young people in Long Beach to do two things this February: pick ‘em up and keep ‘em up.

    Bishop William Ervin along with Carson City Councilman Mike Gipson are calling on black children and teens to “pull up their pants on their waist” as a sign of respect during Black History Month.

    KNX 1070′s Ron Kilgore reports their message to young men who wear their pants down around their knees is simple: “You can have the swag without the sag”.

  • Racist?
  • A Fairdale man faces charges after Louisville Metro Corrections officers said they discovered suspected crack cocaine in the foreskin of his penis.
  • Mexican officials are investigating how a doctor was allowed to enter a prison and give a Botox injection to high-profile inmate Sandra Avila Beltran.

    The doctor performed an “unauthorised procedure” at the jail on the outskirts of Mexico City, officials said.

    The prison’s director and hospital chief have been relieved of duties.

    Ms Avila Beltran, dubbed the Queen of the Pacific, was last year cleared of trafficking charges but prosecutors are appealing against the decision.

    “The doctor was admitted by the person in charge of the medical area, violating all procedures. The aim was to carry out a therapeutic treatment that is not authorised for inmates,” a prison authority statement said.

  • How much privacy does an employee have when using a work laptop at home?

    Not much, it seems, after a senior public servant was sacked after Googling the word “knockers” and looking at legal pornography. That was despite the access being out of work hours and the public servant using his own internet service provider.

  • A Tucson man was arrested and charged with fraud and computer tampering Friday in connection with an incident in 2009 in which he is alleged to have inserted a porn clip into the Super Bowl broadcast being watched by Tucson Comcast customers.
  • Hackers have repeatedly penetrated the computer network of the company that runs the Nasdaq Stock Market during the past year, and federal investigators are trying to identify the perpetrators and their purpose, according to people familiar with the matter.

    The exchange’s trading platform—the part of the system that executes trades—wasn’t compromised, these people said. However, it couldn’t be determined which other parts of Nasdaq’s computer network were accessed.

    Investigators are considering a range of possible motives, including unlawful financial gain, theft of trade secrets and a national-security threat designed to damage the exchange.

    The Nasdaq situation has set off alarms within the government because of the exchange’s critical role, which officials put right up with power companies and air-traffic-control operations, all part of the nation’s basic infrastructure.

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  • Five-year-old Annabelle Whitehouse was born with skin that’s red, dry and scaly — and every day, she sheds every piece of it.

    “It’s like snakeskin, that sheds and comes off,” her mother, Sonia Whitehouse, told TODAY. The Whitehouses live in an English town called Sutton Coldfield.

    Annabelle has a condition called ichthyosis, a term that gets its name from the Greek word for fish — a reference to the scaly look and feel that the genetic skin disorder causes. Annabelle’s skin would thicken and harden — like scales — from head to toe, if her parents didn’t exfoliate her every night and apply thick creams and special bandages onto her skin several times a day. Her hands and face require a new coat of lotion every half hour.

  • This nine-year-old girl can’t play in the snow or enjoy an ice cream in the summer – because the slightest cold could kill her.

    Nine-year-old Priscilla Pomerantz suffers from Cold Urticaria, which means she becomes sick, develops itchy hives and could even stop breathing if she gets too cold.

    This means she must stay wrapped up warm indoors during winter and can never go swimming or enjoy cold drinks in summer.

  • In December 2010 the Department of Science and Technology (DST) launched a monthly competition in association with Cincinnati-based Proctor & Gamble (P&G) to solicit innovative ideas from Indian researchers. Winners were promised a cash award of $1000 and possible commercialization of their ideas by P&G, which has a beauty business worth over US$10 billion in global sales.

    But the competition’s first call – for skin whitening alternatives to hydroquinone, which is not approved for use in many places including the European Union – has prompted criticism from researchers who argue that such products help to propagate racist attitudes in the country.

  • “But really, once you stop working you realize that you don’t need a whole lot of money. I mean, I think that when you start working, you’re essentially trading your leisure time (i.e. happiness) for money. And then when you’re working and miserable, the natural impulse is to try and reverse that transaction and buy some of your happiness back. So you become a compulsive shopper.”
  • A blaze started by fireworks to celebrate the Lunar New Year has destroyed a five-star hotel in northeast China.

    The fire gutted the hotel in Shenyang, capital of the Liaoning province, before dawn today, according to the country’s Xinhua news agency.

    Xinhua said firefighters had trouble dealing with the fire because their fire engines shot water up only 50 metres, while the building is 219 metres tall.

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    SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 9

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    Russian Scientists Claim to Invent Drug-Free Cannabis, Suggest it to Replace Wild Cannabis Worldwide – NEWS – MOSNEWS.COM
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    The Most Expensive Lemon
    “It was a sweet ride turned sour: a $1.7-million Mercedes-Benz roadster that died after cruising 10 blocks. That works out to $170,000 a block ‚Äî perhaps the most expensive test drive on record.”
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    No sex please, robot, just clean the floor
    “Although the nightmare vision of a Terminator world controlled by machines may seem fanciful, scientists believe the boundaries for human-robot interaction must be set now ‚Äî before super-intelligent robots develop beyond our control.”
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    500 Person Japanese Orgy
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    Wheelchair Crowdsurfer
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    Genpets.com – Bioengineered Buddies!
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    A turtle in the Ozarks is terribly deformed by living trapped in a 6 pack ring
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    Elephants crush town
    “In what appears to be a case of elephants retaliating against humans, hundreds of villagers have taken refuge on boats in Bangladesh after their homes were destroyed by rampaging pachyderms, local officials said on Wednesday.”
    Government Increasingly Turning to Data Mining
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    Students Arrested After Videotape Of Fight Surfaces On MySpace.com
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    Drug caches found in Home Depot vanities
    Without a Trace – Teen Orgy
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    CBS Stations: Indecency Complaints Invalid
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    Bunny the Tap Dancer
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    Women Run Obstacle Course Hypnotized so Sounds Cause Orgasms
    Gay Meets Kids
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    Hosts Talk Show, Gets Fresh With Guest
    Improv Everywhere Mission: Best Buy
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    Monkey Brawl!
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    Prosecutor: While cameras rolled, N.C. trio castrated willing men
    Whatever You Do Don’t Watch This!
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    Disposable: A History of Skateboard Art – Online Galleries
    VERSUS ROBOCOP
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    Mister Softee Dies
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    “I put my ring finger in Clive‚Äôs mouth and he put his ring finger in my mouth with our teeth resting right on the last joint. We looked in each other‚Äôs eyes, nodded, and bit down as hard as we could. It was a little disappointing because we couldn‚Äôt
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    Snitch On A Terrorist – Get A Suitcase Fulla Cash!
    Morgellons Update!
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    Switch to heavy metal signals danger
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    Was the 2004 Election Stolen?
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    Chat Rooms
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    2 goat heads + 1 coconut + 1 pentagram = ?
    Is It Raining Aliens?
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    Raw Horseflesh Ice Cream
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    Eurobad ’74
    Europe’s worst interiors of 1974.
    Baby With Three Arms
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    A new political party in the Netherlands is dedicated to legalizing sex between adults and children.
    Japanese Amputee Sex Dolls
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    A Closer Look at the New Assault on Indecency and Profanity at the FCC
    Reporter Gets Owned
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    Bad heroin sparks a series of overdoses
    Jury gives woman $5M for ruined vagina
    How to Pirate a Vinyl Record
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    Controlled Mobile Robot
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    One-Legged Dance Dance Revolution
    Sam Loyd’s Cyclopedia of 5000 Puzzles, Tricks, and Conundrums
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    Fairly Freaky Animals
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    Judge Says Child Molester Is Too Short For Prison
    Too Short’s NOT In The Big House!
    Kirk Douglas Wants Sundaes!
    epiclylaterd Covers The Park Party
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    A high-pitched alarm which cannot be heard by adults has been hijacked by schoolchildren to create ringtones so they can get away with using phones in class.
    Now I’m free to see the world!
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    Scientists Grow Artificial Penis in Lab
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    Cop Shoot Cop
    ‘This is Satanism. We only see this in the movies’
    Sesame Street In The Hood
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    Cocaine In Breast Milk Caused Death
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    In Soviet Russia, Bike Steals Nigga.
    Nigga stole my bike, Punchout remix.
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    Extreme Craft: Decowpitation
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    Max and Courtney Make Monsters
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    The Sequel! Homeboy answers calls.
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    EL TOPO – A BOOK OF THE FILM – ONLINE
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    70,000 Beer Cans Found in Ogden Townhouse
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    More Bears Attack Monkey Pictures!
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    The name of a new restaurant in Scottsdale is stirring up trouble. The Las Vegas-based Pink Taco Mexican Restaurant
    Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors
    Coins cost more to make than face value
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    Diamond-covered Mercedes SL sure to turn heads
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    The Mighty Minions of Mire!
    This is a site dedicated to the phenomena of quicksand and mud fetishes.
    Students suspended for mixing up sugary “Happy Crack”
    McDonald’s: Baby Ronald
    AT&T Whistle-Blower’s Evidence
    AT&T is asking a federal judge to keep those documents out of court, and to order the EFF to return them to the company. Here Wired News presents Klein’s statement in its entirety, along with select pages from the AT&T documents.
    Great-grandma tattoos “DO NOT RESUSCITATE” on her chest
    Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
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    Harpers Weekly Review
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    Brazil’s prisons present free-for-all for gangs
    Girl, 11, will be Britain’s youngest mother
    The girl smokes 20 cigarettes a day despite being eight months’ pregnant. She conceived aged 11 when she lost her virginity to a boy of 15 on a drunken night out with friends.
    Death Of The Internet
    Big companies are trying to own the net. Let’s stop them.
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    Amazing NASA Satelite Photos of The Earth
    The Human Marvels: Myrtle Corbin – The Four-Legged Woman
    “It seems that her twin sister was also fully sexually formed ‚Äì thus Myrtle possessed two vaginas.”
    Federal Source to ABC News: We Know Who You’re Calling
    Von Dutch Toolbox $270,000!
    The REAL Von Dutch, not the co-opted version!
    Virtual Museum of Sex
    How to find the G spot
    Public Service
    Bishoujo Games
    Naughty Japanese Dating Computer Games
    The Psychedelic Library
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    Meth lab in home yields ‘hospital room’
    RIDE THE WHIP Gone Wrong
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    Bush likens ‘war on terror’ to WWIII
    FBI raid on CIA chief’s home after he resigns
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    a collection of Soviet Union propaganda and advertisement posters from 1917 to 1991
    Morgellons Disease : Coming Soon
    “Patients say that’s the worst symptom ‚Äî strange fibers that pop out of your skin in different colors. “He’d have attacks and fibers would come out of his hands and fingers, white, black and sometimes red. Very, very painful,” said Lisa Wilson, whose so
    Electric Cinderella Shoes – with built-in stun gun
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    MySpace ‘Poser’ Arrested For Attempted Sexual Battery
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    Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
    Man admits subway foot-kissing assaults
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    German ‘Robin Hoods’ give poor a taste of the high life
    “A GANG of anarchist Robin Hood-style thieves, who dress as superheroes and steal expensive food from exclusive restaurants and delicatessens to give to the poor, are being hunted by police in the German city of Hamburg.”
    FELINE MEDICAL CURIOSITIES: DWARF CATS, GIANT CATS, FAT CATS
    DNA, journal among clues in beach shooting deaths of camp counselors
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    Jesus Could Have Walked on Ice, Scientist Says
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    Drinkers shock at body in rum barrel
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    Creating Uncrackable Passwords
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    FCC approves Net-wiretapping taxes
    Feds want IP’s to pay for easy tap access.
    Man arrested after thieves steal safe full of homemade child porn
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    Thoughts Trigger Mental Typewriter
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    400 Dead Dolphins Wash Up In Zanzibar
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    San Diego mayor ‘appalled’ by Mexican move to lift drug laws
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    Delicious Sheep Dung Found In Roast
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    Maria didn’t find out it was her sister till the next day. Now she says she wishes she would have done something to save her.
    Death Metaler from the band Gorgoroth hit by train
    “Maybe the metal gods above were smiling on me and they didn’t want one of their true warriors to die on them. Otherwise, I’d be up there in the kingdom of steel.”
    The California Department of Corrections
    “series of artfully-“corrected” public billboards with biting and poignant messages.”
    autobahn
    1975 ElectroKrautz
    Final Countdown… LIVE!
    Worst. Version. EVER!
    WTF?
    Subterranean Cities
    The Banana Club Museum
    The International Banana Club
    LOOK AT ME BEING SERIOUS!
    Billboard Alteration Salutes U.S. Military in Iraq
    The MIRT & EVP preemptive traffic devices at SkyOptics.com
    Change lights
    No green light for driver with traffic signal gadget
    “The device, called an Opticon, is similar to what firefighters use to change lights when they respond to emergencies. It emits an infrared pulse that receivers on the traffic lights pick up.”
    Harper’s Weekly Review
    Catch up with current events with this weekly news summary, well worth email subscribing to.
    Mr. Rogers Break Dancing!
    vermicularis in the cecum
    “A 55-year-old man presented with intermittent, crampy pain in the right lower quadrant of the abdomen. A colonoscopy was ordered and revealed multiple mobile 1-cm worms, Enterobius vermicularis, in the cecum.”
    Kansas cabin that once belonged to William S. Burroughs for sale on eBay
    Heroin not included.
    Rare Wu-Tang Clan MP3 Bonanza!
    A shitload of downloads, shit like the Enter The Wu demos
    Fuck
    “This Article is as simple and provocative as its title suggests: it explores the legal implications of the word fuck.”
    Crime does pay – minimum wage
    McGriddle Fan Fiction
    Lars or Michael?
    Batman Vs. Metallica
    Zoning stink wears on
    Dude in Ohio isn’t allowed to put up a fence, so he puts up a row of toilets.
    Fantasy Coffins From Ghana
    Check out the Air Jordan Coffin!
    General Butt Naked
    Two Engined Wooden Cadillac
    Graffiti Research Lab » Night Writer
    Florida Has Big Problem: Snakes The Size Of Phone Poles
    What’s the origin of “the finger”?
    Goats
    9-Year-Old Is Veteran Bullfighter
    14,000 Brass Knuckles Found Disguised As Belt Buckles
    Beverage Creates a Buzz
    Cocaine-Cola
    Rival midget KISS tribute bands clash!
    MiniKiss Vs. Tiny Kiss
    Elephant Eats Scores of Cookies, Gets Sick
    Sri Lanka’s most celebrated elephant, “Raja,” has fallen ill after eating scores of cookies, chocolates and other rich food offered to him as part of Buddhist new year celebrations.

    one red paperclip
    Bartering from one red paperclip to a free year’s rent!
    Motherfuckin’ Flying Cat!
    Lucid Decapitation
    Off with yer motherfuckin’ head.
    One Got Fat – Weird Monkey Mask Bicycle Safety Film 1963
    1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12!
    Ralph Williams Bay Shore Chrysler
    Late nite live ad from the 1970s for a car dealer that totally rips the sponsor a new one.
    Shoelace Knots – How To Tie Your Shoes
    16 Different Ways To Tie Shoelaces
    FUCK
    Midget B-Boy Battle
    Stacked Can Art
    Festival of the Steel Phallus
    Horrid skin condition
    ’86 World Series Game Six
    A re-enactment of the notorious game six, in RBI Baseball, an old video game.
    Jewish sex commando targets Israeli porn websites
    A group of Jewish ultra-Orthodox hackers is waging a war against pornographic websites, replacing their content with nothing but the picture of a revered rabbi, an Israeli paper reported Monday.
    The MySpace Economy
    Porn star’s offer to Bin Laden
    “I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.”
    Secret Worlds: The Universe Within
    Zoom In From the Milky Way to subatomic particles
    Blog Gangsigns
    Japanese R&B in Blackface
    Great fakers scammed ancient Italy
    2000 Year-Old Counterfeit Coin!
    DEA Agent Who Shot Self In Foot Sues Uncle Sam
    “Paige was making a “drug education presentation” in April 2004 to a Florida youth group when his firearm (a Glock .40) accidentally discharged. The shooting occurred moments after Paige told the children that he was the only person in the room profession
    Vampire Killing Kit 19th century Transylvania Antique
    Slightly Used
    ‘Happy face’ crater on Mars
    Plainfield property where killer Ed Gein lived is up for auction on eBay
    “This is the land where Ed Gein lived. Wisconsin’s most famous murderer, until Jeffrey Dahmer, was arrested on this land in November 1957. Inside the ramshackle farmhouse – which burned down shortly before the property was auctioned the following March –
    Ultimate Pimped Out Limojet
    I Stay Fly-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!
    Target Child Food Porn
    Man hit with $218 trillion phone bill
    Out Arabs
    Penguin Sweaters
    Battle of the Sexless
    “He doused his genitals with the antiseptic until they glowed amber, then slowly, carefully, slit open his scrotum.”
    Wired News: Geek Graffiti Takes on New York
    Electro-Graf
    Gorilla Cover Gallery
    Oook oook ooook!
    Casebook: Jack the Ripper
    Everything you ever wanted to know about Jack The Ripper…but were afraid to ask!
    Super Monkey Poop Fight
    Old School Style Video Game
    Wis. Man Accused of Tagging 6 Cell Blocks
    “Troy Lee Mosby placed his signature “Syrup” tag on the walls, beds, tables, locker and mirrors of six cell blocks at the Milwaukee County House of Correction, according to a criminal complaint filed Thursday.”
    NYC Subway Tokens
    Fuck A Metrocard!
    rayguns (intergalactic self-defense mechanisms)
    NASA Plane Crash
    Yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
    The Ryugyong Hotel – One Creepy Building
    “The Ryugyong Hotel is, in my opinion, the single most unsettling structure ever erected by the hand of man. It‚Äôs 1,082 feet tall, has 105 floors, and encloses 3.9 million square feet of floor space. And it is completely empty. It doesn‚Äôt even have wi
    The Taxidermy Art of Walter Potter (1835-1918)
    Fuckin’ Amazin’ !
    Deadly Pussy
    “While in the holding cell, she removed a .25-caliber semiautomatic from her vaginal cavity.”
    Mentos + Diet Coke = Soda Orgasm
    Nine Eleven in Three Dee
    Peter Potty – the world’s only flushable toddler urinal
    Whistle-Blower Outs NSA Spy Room
    “AT&T provided National Security Agency eavesdroppers with full access to its customers’ phone calls, and shunted its customers’ internet traffic to data-mining equipment installed in a secret room in its San Francisco switching center, according to a for
    ‘Star Wars Kid’ cuts a deal with his tormentors
    “…one of the world’s first and most-publicized cases of cyber-bullying.”
    Yoko Ono Cut Piece 1965
    Snip! Snip!
    With Packing Tape!
    Self Replicating the Head out of Tape to create a Tape Man clone
    :::: jumbo queen ::::
    Homemade Garbagedump Ferriswheel
    Pakistani children ride a ferris wheel over a heap of garbage in a slum area of Karachi, Pakistan
    Famous One-Eyed Kitten to Go on Display
    Future Now: Reconfigurable Cities
    The PAD is envisioned as a combination vehicle/residence, what GM calls “an urban loft with mobility”.
    Man Sends Bomb To Doctor After Penis-Enlargement Surgery
    “A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery…”
    ALL ABOARD! Trend Central©
    aNYthing® The next BAPE™?
    WTF?!
    Fun With Steel Wool
    Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme
    Classic Cartoon Archive
    Some good ones here!
    Worst-Case Scenarios: How To Survive A Riot
    Thief gets away with Grateful Dead leader’s toilet
    The long, strange trip continues for Jerry Garcia’s toilet. Police say the Grateful Dead leader’s commode was stolen recently from a driveway along with three other toilets and a bidet.
    Tipsy flowers don’t tip over
    Booze stunts stem and leaves, but doesn’t affect blossoms, study finds
    Man held as terrorism suspect over punk song
    The taxi driver had become worried on the way to the airport because Mann had been singing along to The Clash’s 1979 anthem “London Calling,” which features the lyrics “Now war is declared — and battle come down” while other lines warn of a “meltdown exp
    Herv√© Villechaize Sings “This Is All I Ask”
    Anarchy In The UK
    The Sex Pistols (Glen Matlock Version) do “Anarchy in The UK” on September 4th 1976 on the Granada TV show “So It Goes”.
    Extreme Escalator Dive Mishap
    Owch!
    Operation Taco Bell
    Drivethru Snatch
    Doctor fired for ‘anal massage’ technique
    Knited Bodysuits
    Fuckin’ Cool…I Wan’ One!
    Ernst Haeckel: Kunstformen der Natur 1899-1904
    Trippy Nature Illustrations
    Nuclear Blasts + Disco William Tell Overture Video
    The strange case of the man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills in nine years
    “For the first two years his use was an average of five pills per weekend. Gradually this escalated until he was taking around three and a half pills a day. At the peak, the man was taking an estimated 25 pills every day for four years.”
    Super Mario Paranoia
    “The Portage County Hazardous Materials Unit and Bomb Detection Unit were called in to downtown Ravenna on Friday morning after seventeen suspicious packages — boxes wrapped in gold wrapping paper with question marks spray painted on them — had alarmed
    The amazing DIY village FM radio station
    $1!
    ‘Sketch Pad’ Nude Club Owner Pleads Guilty
    Christopher Teague, owner of Erotic City, attempted to skirt the city’s anti-nudity ordinance last year when he gave patrons sketch pads and pencils so they could draw the nude dancers.
    The REAL Neckface!
    Activists Decry Porn’s Move to Mainstream
    “It’s pornography. And if you’re a consumer, John Harmer thinks you’re damaging your brain.”
    Ex-Police Chief Gets 12 Years in Sex Case
    A former police chief was sentenced Friday to 12 years in prison for having sex with a 14-year-old girl in his police car
    Anti-Fart Dog Thong!
    “The Dogone – Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a comfortable and least intrusive means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design.”
    Mariko Takahashi’s FITNESS VIDEO
    weird poodle workout video
    The Pentagon plans to detonate 700 tons of conventional high explosives in Nevada
    Hand-Painted Movie Posters from Ghana
    Brain Cells Fused with Computer Chip
    “The line between living organisms and machines has just become a whole lot blurrier. European researchers have developed “neuro-chips” in which living brain cells and silicon circuits are coupled together.”
    Motorcycle Tour of the Chernobyl “dead zone”
    Creepy!
    Pimpstar Custom LED Wheels….Crazy!
    The PimpStar is a huge leap forward in the evolution of the wheel. With the PimpStar’s built-in full color LED lights, microprocessor and wireless modem, you can display virtually any image, including text, graphics, logos, and even digital photos!
    Iraq War Coalition Fatalities
    Animated Map
    Scared Owl
    Police wrestle 108 bags of marijuana out of pit bull’s mouth
    A Boston detective searching the apartment of a drug suspect wound up wrestling a sack containing 108 bags of marijuana out of the clenched jaws of a pitbull named Prada.
    Boy gets caught in toy-filled ‘claw’ machine
    A homeless beauty and the beast
    “Heroin and crack crushed it all.”
    Spherical Treehouses That Look Like Eyeballs
    Two-head girl dies of infection
    “The second head contained eyes, a nose and a mouth, but was not connected to any internal organs and was not capable of independent thought.”
    gimme da gold rap video
    It’s the motherfuckin’ REMIX!
    – Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR
    Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR!!!
    70s Live Action Kid Vid
    A tribute to the Saturday Morning Shows of the 70’s
    Mego Museum: The World’s Greatest Mego Playset
    Marionettes Performing Motorhead’s Ace of Spades
    Officials seek perpetrator in rape of poodle
    Promo video for a beatbox video controller…prettty fuckin’ dope!
    Scientoligist Musicians
    Beck, Courtney Love, Van Morrison, and many more!
    Intellectual Property Run Amok
    The Photographer’s Right – A Downloadable Flyer
    Your Rights When You Are Stopped or Confronted for Photography
    Sculpture of A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth
    Disney – VD Attack Plan – (Venereal Disease Education)
    Disney + STD!
    Megaphone Helmets
    Can you hear me now?!
    Milkcrate Digest
    Neckface Fotolog
    X-Clan’s Professor X Dies Of Spinal Meningitis
    “Vanglorious! This is protected by the red, the black and green/ With a key, siss-eeeeeeeee!”
    Virtual reality machine gives police hallucinations
    Better than a video iPod!
    Piss Controled Video Games
    In the ‘Hood : A New Begining
    “Who else who seen the leprechaun say yeah!”
    Courtney Love Was Doing So Well…
    Frances Bean Cobain-Love Is Growin’ Up Fast
    m1a9366b pr0n
    Dog
    This footage made me laugh till I cried…WTF?!
    Welcome to the Virtual Personal Robot Museum!
    Consumer Robots of the 70’s-90’s
    Porn euros being passed off as real
    Eros!
    Porn star hits it big as wine-maker
    From moans to wines.
    Normal NJ
    Dirty Jerz in the haus!
    Duh! Man arrested after asking cops to test his new crack pipe

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