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links for 2011-06-28

  • Police in Brandenburg who discovered a large plot of cannabis called on the neighbouring house only to find an 84-year-old woman who had been feeding her rabbits with the plants.
  • “The films and videos were in one place, the Tijuana bibles in another, original art in another, and newspapers and magazines in another,” he said. 

    But in 2003, the building was sold and he was forced to move “160,000 pounds of books” with little notice. It all ended up jammed into a $5,000-a-month, 1,400-square-foot Flatbush storage facility, where it remains today.

    “It looks like the warehouse from the last scene of ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark,'” he said, adding that it puts a serious damper on his business.

    “So many things are inaccessible,” he said. “If somebody said, ‘I absolutely have to have an item,’ it might take me three months to find it.”

    In recent years, Scheiner has turned his interest to Orthodox Judaism and spends his days poring over the Torah and the Talmud.

    In all, Scheiner estimates he has spent $1 million over the years on the collection. “But that is over a 30-year period, so actually it’s like $30,000 a year,” he said. “That isn’t a whole lot.”

  • There’s even a name for it: Autodecorating. And Gawker’s calling out the worst offenders: Along with Lindsay and Paris, Kanye West, Padma Lakshmi and Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kim Zolciak are guilty of filling their houses with paintings, photos and — most notoriously — pillows with their likenesses. Now, I kind of understand celebrities’ motivation here: These are people who are accustomed to seeing their faces on billboards and in magazines. They’re desensitized to it. Right? Or maybe because they make their living off of their faces they’re just excited to pay tribute to their moneymaker. In any case, it’s hardly surprising.
  • An employee of Bed, Bath & Beyond in St. Davids Square shopping center reported to Radnor Township Police on June 5 a package containing human vomit was left in the parking lot there. 

    He estimated that about 35 pounds of vomit was in the package discovered June 5 and stated that a similar package was left in the same spot the week before.

  • Headless male flies engineered to get horny in the heat: Studying mating behavior, even in an organism as simple as a fruit fly, can be challenging, since it depends on a complex set of interactions between two individuals that may not share the researchers’ interest in seeing mating take place. So, some researchers (including one I went to grad school with) decided to take a shortcut. They engineered flies so that male-specific neurons would express a construct that activated the neurons when they were shifted to higher temperatures. It worked, perhaps a bit too well: “Almost all steps of courtship, from courtship song to ejaculation, can be induced at very high levels through [its] activation in solitary males.” In other words, heat the male flies up, and they’ll just ejaculate, even if they’re on their own (although they’ll do a mating dance for nobody first). In fact, it even worked if the males’ heads were chopped off, driven by the activity in their nerve cord.
  • Imagine you’re giving a presentation to the board of directors at your company. You have your PowerPoint slides all ready, you’re projecting onto a 64 inch screen… what could possibly go wrong? 

    Well, what would you do if your carefully composed presentation was replaced on the big screen by images of a naked woman? My guess is that you wouldn’t know where to put your laser pointer..

  • For millennia, philosophers have debated whether or not the self exists solely in the mind, the body, or both. Well, it’s unclear whether this will help clear things up or just muddy the waters further, but Swedish neuroscientists are now claiming that the human brain can add outside objects such as a third arm to one’s physical sense of self, and that people can even mentally project their “self” out of their own body and into someone else’s. If these findings hold up, the implications for virtual reality, robotics and prostheses could be substantial.
  • The US government filed more than twice as many demands for data about Google users than any other other country in the past six months, according to figures the search behemoth supplied Monday. 

    What’s more, according to the Google Transparency Report, Google fully or partially complied with the US demands in 94 percent of the cases, a rate that was higher than responses to any other government.

  • “With smart phones, tablet computers, and laptops, we carry around with us an unprecedented amount of sensitive personal information,” said EFF Staff Attorney Hanni Fakhoury. “That smart phone in your pocket right now could contain email from your doctor or your kid’s teacher, not to mention detailed contact information for all of your friends and family members. Your laptop probably holds even more data — your Internet browsing history, family photo albums, and maybe even things like an electronic copy of your taxes or your employment agreement. This is sensitive data that’s worth protecting from prying eyes.”
  • Circumcision, Winky D told Zimbabwe’s Nehanda radio, is “one of the coolest moves you will ever make. I should know … I made that move. Takaipa!” Takaipa is the name of a popular Winky D song. “That is why I am asking you to think about getting circumcised this school holiday.” He supposedly added, in a statement that sounds suspiciously like it was written by a government publicist rather than, say, a young dancehall star, “Being cool is not just about having a string of hit songs. It is about taking care of yourself and looking after your health. It is about making sure you are presentable, smart and clean all the time.” His hit “Musarova Bigman” was recently nominated for song of the year at Zimbabwe’s annual National Arts Merit Awards.
  • The price of cocaine varies greatly between rich countries 

    EVERY year the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime publishes a report with lots of fascinating data on the production and consumption of illegal drugs around the world. This year’s report highlights a few interesting trends: despite all the effort put into the war on drugs, the street price of cocaine in Europe has dropped relentlessly over the past two decades (even adjusting for inflation and impurity). This may explain why Europe is now almost as big a market for cocaine producers as America. The numbers we have picked out below show the variations in price between a selection of different countries, as well as consumption per person in those places.

  • 1. File this one under “Now It All Makes Sense”. A Missouri farming and ranching contact just got off a conference call wherein he was informed that the federal government is sending out letters to all of the flooded out farmers in the Missouri River flood plain and bottoms notifying them that the Army Corps of Engineers will offer to BUY THEIR LAND. 

    Intentionally flood massive acreage of highly productive farmground. Destroy people’s communities and homes. Catch them while they are desperate and afraid and then swoop in and buy the ground cheap. Those evil sons of bitches.

    2. Speaking of evil sons of bitches, George Soros appears to be “investing” in farmground through the same puppet company that he used to get into the grain elevator and fertilizer business. The company is called Ospraie Capital Management and is buying up farmground in a joint venture with Teays River Investments as a partner.

  • What do you do if you have fake goods and you need to destroy them so they don’t get to market? Or you have computer storage media and you want to render it completely unreadable? If you’ve got just one hard drive to destroy, you can take it out back and smash it with a sledgehammer. But if you have lots to get rid of, here’s your solution.
  • Did you know that today scientists are actually producing mice that tweet like birds, cats that glow in the dark, “monster salmon”, “spider goats”, cow/human hybrids, pig/human hybrids and even mouse/human hybrids? The very definition of life on earth is changing right before our eyes. Many scientists believe that genetic modification holds the key to feeding the entire planet and healing all of our diseases, but others are warning that genetic modification could literally transform our environment into a desolate wasteland and cause our world to resemble a really bad science fiction movie. For decades, scientists around the globe have been fooling around with DNA and have been transplanting genes from one species to another. But now technology has advanced so dramatically that just about the only thing limiting scientists are their imaginations.
  • While global markets for cocaine, heroin and cannabis have declined or remained stable, the production and abuse of prescription opioid drugs and new synthetic drugs have risen, according to the World Drug Report 2011. Illicit cultivation of opium poppy and coca bush have remained limited to a few countries. Although there has been a sharp decline in opium production and a modest reduction in coca bush cultivation, the overall level of manufacture of heroin and cocaine has remained significant.
  • Welcome to “First Blood,” the inaugural event of the Urban Wrestling Federation — an experimental hybrid league formed earlier this year — held the Friday before last at New York’s Hammerstein Ballroom. One of the UWF’s many taglines: “Hip Hop meets Pro Wrestling the street meets insanity meets mayhem.” (In the last few months, this line has been tweeted by the UWF no fewer than 27 times.)
  • The anti-nuclear watchdog group Concerned Citizens for Nuclear Safety, however, said the fire appeared to be about 3 1/2 miles from a dumpsite where as many as 30,000 55-gallon drums of plutonium-contaminated waste were stored in fabric tents above ground. The group said the drums were awaiting transport to a low-level radiation dump site in southern New Mexico. 

    Lab spokesman Steve Sandoval declined to confirm that there were any such drums currently on the property. He acknowledged that low-level waste is at times put in drums and regularly taken from the lab to the Waste Isolation Pilot Project site in Carlsbad.

  • A central Ohio woman accused of spraying sheriff’s deputies with breast milk is facing charges including disorderly conduct. The Delaware County sheriff’s office says deputies responded to a call about a domestic dispute early Saturday, and a man told them his wife was drinking at a wedding and hit him before locking herself in a car. 

    The sheriff says deputies found the woman in a car and tried to talk with her, but she didn’t cooperate. He says when deputies tried to remove her, she said she was a breast-feeding mother, then exposed part of her chest and sprayed them with breast milk.

  • We read the news today – oh, boy. After 16 years on the lam from the Feds infamous Boston Irish mob boss James “Whitey” Bulger was finally apprehended yesterday in Santa Monica, CA. Thus ends one of the lengthiest and most notorious manhunts in U.S. law enforcement history. Shit, they even fictionalized Whitey on the silver screen (Scorcese’s The Departed) before he was caught. Here at ego trip, however, we’re well aware that Whitey Bulger isn’t the only elusive ghostface iller out there. In fact, there have and still are plenty more.
  • At the Chicago U.S. Customs and Border Protection International Mail Facility, a seemingly innocent imported shipment of pretty dresses may deceive the untrained eye and an X-ray showing no hidden or secret compartments may give the impression that all is well. However, CBP K-9 Martin’s nose, knows otherwise. 

    On June 9, while working with his CBP handler, Martin a 6-year-old Belgian Malinois alerted to a large box, invoiced as “Traditional Dresses,” coming from Laos. This parcel contained 65 plastic-wrapped brightly colored shawls destined for Minneapolis weighing 11.9 kilograms. Even though the paperwork was in order and CBP X-ray images of the box and contents showed no anomalies, Martin’s nose remained very interested. Upon closer examination using drug field testing procedures, CBP officers found a positive reaction. All 65 decorative 4-foot by two-foot cloth pieces were saturated with the illegal narcotic opium.

  • The $500 ad that appears on Page 439 of the book was placed by George Somogyi and directed at his daughter, Rianna, a 17-year-old senior, he said. 

    It depicts his daughter making funny faces and describes her as a “complete waste of valuable space.” The end of the ad refers to a “Yiddish saying” that “loosely translates to ‘Camel patties attract flies. Hummus attracts pita chips. You are the former.’ “

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  • When the world discovered that a group of Navy SEALs called “SEAL Team 6” was responsible for killing Osama bin Laden, it’s not likely that many of them thought, “how can we trademark ‘SEAL Team 6’ to make money off of it?” Fear not, though: the Walt Disney Company did think just that.

    FishbowlNY uncovered three trademark applications that Disney made in early May to claim the rights to the phrase “SEAL Team 6.”

    The applications cover “entertainment and education services,” “toys, games and playthings” and “clothing, footwear and headwear.”

    It remains to be seen what products will come of these trademarks, but the bin Laden raid video game and pajama set has to be just around the corner.

  • The cause of the worker’s death was unknown. The man, in his 60s, was employed by one of Tokyo Electric’s contractors and started working at the plant on Friday. He was exposed to 0.17 millisieverts of radiation on Saturday, Tokyo Electric said.

    The Japanese government’s maximum level of exposure for male workers at the plant is 250 millisieverts for the duration of the effort to bring it under control.

    The worker fell ill 50 minutes after starting work at 6:00 a.m. on Saturday (5 p.m. EDT on Friday) and brought to the plant’s medical room unconscious. He was later moved to a nearby hospital and confirmed dead, a Tokyo Electric spokesman said.

  • A DeMotte woman believed to be high on bath salts allegedly told police she needed to write on the walls of a Rensselaer hotel room to protect her from evil spirits, officials said.

    According to Indiana State Police, officers were called at 10:07 a.m. Wednesday to a hotel room near the intersection of Ind. 114 and Interstate 65 for a report of damage to a room.

    When officers arrived, they allegedly found Tammy E. Winter, 42, of DeMotte, sitting on a bed. Winter allegedly told officers she needed to write on the walls of the hotel room to protect her from evil spirits.

    A family member in the room told police Winter is a known abuser of bath salts, which are snorted and cause hallucinations.

  • A Cleveland man was attacked by a housecat Friday afternoon and the man’s injuries are so severe that he had to be taken by air ambulance to Memorial Hermann Hospital in Houston.
  • When an erratic driver doesn’t show any trace of alcohol on a breathalyzer, police need expert training to tell if they are high on something else. That’s why police recently requested a whole new set of recruits — drug users.

    Outside the Minneapolis Police Fifth Precinct at the corner of West 31st Street and Nicollet Avenue South, the sunset signals the beginning of a busy night for police patrolling Minnesota streets. But a select group of officers aren’t chasing crime on this night. Instead, the potential danger has come to them.

    Inver Grove Heights Officer Chris Wegner is about to get some of the most valuable hands-on training of his career, dealing with people high on drugs.

  • The thumb drive Josue Rivera, 38, gave a Bridgeport funeral director to play at a service was supposed to be a memorial slideshow of the person who had passed away. Instead, it contained dozens of images of child pornography, according to the U.S. Marshal Violent Crime Fugitive Task Force.
    They arrested Rivera of Bridgeport on Tuesday and charged him with first-degree possession of child pornography. The arrest comes almost 10 months after an employee of Luz de Paz Funeral Home reviewed the drive, saw it was no memorial tribute and called Bridgeport police, the Connecticut Post reports. 

    Police seized Rivera’s home computer and found as many as 153 files they believe are child pornography depicting 35 children, including three videos, the Post reports.

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  • The owners abandoned the hotel in the 60s. Then the independence war happened in the 70s. After independence from Portugal in 1975, the basement of the hotel was used to hold political prisoners. Wikipedia says that even after 1975, the swimming pool and conference rooms were still in use.

    From 1977 to 1992, Mozambique suffered a violent civil war between anti-Communist and Marxist forces. During this time, the Grande Hotel was used as a refugee camp.

    After a New Year’s Eve party to ring in 1981, the general population took the place over. Since then, Grande Hotel Beira has been home to about 2,000 – 3,000 squatters, living without water or electricity.

    The hotel, despite falling apart, has become a self-contained community.

  • Designers and design historians told me over the years that they had heard about the existence of a Nazi graphics standards manual. No one could say they actually saw it, but they knew of someone who had. So it grew into something of a Big Foot or Loch Ness Monster tale, until one day I actually saw it too – and it had been right under my nose the whole time.
  • Prison guards could soon stop fights with a harmless tool that shoots a laser-like beam, video game-style, down into a room where trouble is brewing. The Assault Intervention Device (AID), funded by the National Institute of Justice, is still large and unrefined but will soon be installed for trial in at least one prison, the Pitchess Detention Center in Los Angeles County.

    The AID directs an energy beam, which is in the invisible millimeter wavelength, that penetrates just deep enough beneath the skin to make the target’s pain receptors shout. The sensation is a burn like touching a hot stove or an iron. It only lasts up to 3 seconds – the AID controls automatically shut the beam off to prevent shooting for longer without resetting the trigger finger. The beam can hit a target about 100 feet away, and is about as wide as a CD.

  • With the help of the nomadic snake charmers common in India, the patient subjected himself twice to the snake bite over his left forearm over a period of 15 days. There was no local tissue injury at the site of the bite apart from the bite marks.

    The patient described a feeling of dizziness and blurred vision followed by a heightened arousal and sense of well-being lasting a few hours; a more intense state of arousal than he would experience with pentazocine injections. The patient was not able to identify the snakes used but was apprehensive about the risks involved in the process.

  • Jeff speaks to Linda Stone who, after having regained custody of her children, relates the existence of a sordid world that they went through.
    And she discovers how historically institutionalized abuse is.
  • The patient screamed and writhed in agony during surgery at a Minneapolis hospital. Nurse Sarah May Casareto allegedly told him to go to his “happy place” and to “man up” because she couldn’t give him more medication.

    Casareto had already shot herself up with some of the fentanyl she checked out for the patient, according to charges filed Wednesday.

  • A mentally ill man was sentenced to 18 months in federal prison for making thousands of prank phone calls to the National Runaway Switchboard crisis line.
    Jermmie Marquis Davis, 24, told a federal judge he had not been taking medication for his schizophrenia when he made as many as 1,000 calls a month from 2005 through 2008.
    Davis said he would dial the hotline, then make a three-way call to a phone sex line, hang up and immediately dial again, according to the Dallas Morning News.
  • The Voynich manuscript’s unintelligible writings and strange illustrations have defied every attempt at understanding their meaning.
  • Netizen captures man skinning golden retriever on the street, city residents one after another express condemnation
  • Unknown to the former NFL star, The Juice has been a marked man behind bars ever since white supremacists overheard him brag about his sexual conquests of beautiful white women.

    “Unfortunately for O.J., a group of young skinhead punks were within earshot – and they were enraged,” Simpson’s former business partner Bruce Fromong told The ENQUIRER in an exclusive interview.

    “They waited for a day when he would be in the exercise yard without his usual posse of black prisoners.

    “O.J. was completely unprotected when one of the toughest of the skinheads – who’s in his mid-20s – jumped him.”

    The ex-athlete suffers from arthritis and gimpy knees, which have left him with very little mobility. The attacker was much stronger and threw all his force into the brutal ambush, according to Fromong.
    “The skinhead rained blows on O.J.’s head, shoulders and upper body – and continued to punch him savagely after he fell unconscious to the ground. He was covered in blood from deep cuts on his face.”

  • A superbly preserved artificial big toe found strapped to the mummified remains of an Egyptian woman is the oldest functional prosthesis ever found, experts said Monday.

    Discovered in 2000 near Luxor in the necropolis of Thebes, the wood-and-leather device belonged to Tabaketenmut, a high priest’s daughter who lived between 950 and 710 BC.

    That would easily make it the most ancient replacement limb known, several centuries older that the Roman-era bronze-and-wood leg unearthed from a burial site near Capua, Italy.

  • A generation ago young people aspired to become lawyers and doctors. Now they yearn to be the next Oscar winner or celebrity pop star.

    But one university psychologist has warned this is wreaking havoc with our self-image and undermining our sense of self-worth.

    Over recent years people around the world have been suffering from an increasing fear of their own ‘insignificance’, according to Dr Carlo Strenger of Tel Aviv University.

  • While talking heads like Glenn Beck continue to invoke the threat of radical Islam, they habitually ignore the blindingly obvious, that radical Islam is a creature of the US military-industrial complex. Case in point – the terrorist who trained the London bombers was a US informant and has been freed after serving only four and a half years of a possible 70-year sentence.

    Citing his “exceptional co-operation,” in working with US authorities, a New York Judge released Mohammed Junaid Babar despite him pleading guilty to five counts of terrorism, an outcome that has, “Raised questions over whether Babar was a US informer at the time he was helping to train the ringleader of the 7 July tube and bus bombings,” reports the London Guardian.

  • “That’s right,” he said, signaling to the waitress for the check. “Everything’s fucked up, and nobody goes to jail. You can end the piece right there.”

    Nobody goes to jail. This is the mantra of the financial-crisis era, one that saw virtually every major bank and financial company on Wall Street embroiled in obscene criminal scandals that impoverished millions and collectively destroyed hundreds of billions, in fact, trillions of dollars of the world’s wealth — and nobody went to jail. Nobody, that is, except Bernie Madoff, a flamboyant and pathological celebrity con artist, whose victims happened to be other rich and famous people.

  • Tiger Woods apologized after he was fined an undisclosed sum by the European Tour on Monday for spitting on the green during the final round of the Dubai Desert Classic.

    The tour said in a statement that tournament director Mike Stewart reviewed the matter and “feels there has been a breach of the tour code of conduct.”

    “The Euro Tour is right — it was inconsiderate to spit like that and I know better,” Woods said on Twitter. “Just wasn’t thinking and want to say I’m sorry.”

  • CHINESE health authorities are putting a stop to restaurants serving chickens which have been bitten to death by poisonous snakes and cooked up for a supposedly detoxing meal.

    The dish, served by a small number of eateries in the southern province of Guangdong and the southwestern city of Chongqing, has generated a storm of publicity and controversy in the Chinese media and amongst bloggers.

    A video showing a cook holding a snake and forcing it to bite a live chicken until it dies has been widely circulated online, generating mainly angry comments.

    “Not only is it cruel and blood-thirsty, but totally amoral,” the Chongqing Business Daily cited a neighbour to one of the restaurants as saying.

  • Port Authority police busted two Transportation Safety Administration employees for allegedly stealing tens of thousands of dollars from checked baggage at John F. Kennedy Airport.

    Persad Coumar, 44, and Davon Webb, 30, were each charged with third-degree larceny, third-degree criminal possession of stolen property, fifth-degree conspiracy and a misdemeanor charge of official misconduct, the Queens district attorney’s office said.

    The money was all reportedly stolen from one passenger’s baggage.

    Prosecutors said Coumar allegedly X-rayed a piece of baggage on Jan. 30 and noticed money inside. He is then accused of phoning Webb, who was in a baggage belt area, to tell him about the discovery.
    Authorities said Webb showed up and marked the bag with tape. Coumar is then accused of intercepting it in another handling area, and removing cash from the bag. The pair later met in the bathroom to divide the money and hide it in their clothing.

  • A Toronto police service officer will apologize for his conduct after he was heard telling women at a York University assembly they could avoid sexual assault by not dressing like “sluts.”
  • You can officially call New York City the “Marijuana Arrest Capital of the World,” according to a new report from the Drug Policy Alliance. Not only do low-level pot possession offenses make up the number one reason for arrest in the city, 86 percent of those arrested are black or Latino. The overwhelming majority are people under the age of 30. In 2010, 50,383 people were arrested for low-level marijuana offenses.
  • According to website news.com.au, the recipe is so secret that it only two Coca-Cola executives know it. Possibly the most closely shielded secret recipe in the world, it is rumored to be guarded 24 hours a day in a vault. It was first mixed by medicinal chemist John Pemberton in 1886.

    The formula published by the station supposedly contains the exact measures of all the different oils and spices needed for the soft drink’s secret ingredient, which is known as “Merchandise 7X.”

    Despite making up only one percent of the drink’s total formula, Merchandise 7X is what provides its unique taste. According to the recipe replica, it consists of alcohol, orange oil, lemon oil, nutmeg oil, coriander, cinnamon and neroli – which is produced from the blossom of the bitter orange tree (Citrus aurantium).

  • A Somali pirate asked for forgiveness from his victims and from the U.S. government in a New York courtroom today, but instead received nearly the maximum sentence allowed — nearly 34 years in prison.
    Abduwali Abdiqadir Muse pled guilty last year to being part of an armed crew that stormed the Maersk Alabama in the Indian Ocean in April 2009 and took its captain, Richard Phillips, hostage for five days.

    At his sentencing Wednesday morning, Muse, clad in a green shirt and khaki slacks, apologized at length for his career as a pirate. “I ask for forgiveness from all the people I harmed, including the U.S. government,” said Muse.

    In a letter to the court, however, Capt. Phillips called Muse a “terrorist,” said he had endured mock killings at the hands of the pirates, and asked for justice and a “proper sentence” on behalf of “all Merchant Mariners.”

  • Japan has temporarily suspended its annual whale hunt in the Antarctic after anti-whaling activists obstructed its fleet’s mother ship.

    Officials in Tokyo have conceded that this year’s mission, which had again been the target of international criticism, had not gone as well as hoped and the fleet may be called home early, according to reports.

    Tatsuya Nakaoku, a fisheries agency official, said the decision was taken after the mother ship, the Nisshin Maru, was “harassed” by members of the marine conservation group Sea Shepherd.

  • Iraq’s capital wants the United States to apologize and pay $1 billion for the damage done to the city not by bombs but by blast walls and Humvees since the U.S.-led invasion that toppled Saddam Hussein.

    The city’s government issued its demands in a statement on Wednesday that said Baghdad’s infrastructure and aesthetics have been seriously damaged by the American military.

    “The U.S. forces changed this beautiful city to a camp in an ugly and destructive way, which reflected deliberate ignorance and carelessness about the simplest forms of public taste,” the statement said.

  • The US Government has yet again shuttered several domain names this week. The Department of Justice and Homeland Security’s ICE office proudly announced that they had seized domains related to counterfeit goods and child pornography. What they failed to mention, however, is that one of the targeted domains belongs to a free DNS provider, and that 84,000 websites were wrongfully accused of links to child pornography crimes.

    As part of “Operation Save Our Children” ICE’s Cyber Crimes Center has again seized several domain names, but not without making a huge error. Last Friday, thousands of site owners were surprised by a rather worrying banner that was placed on their domain.

    “Advertisement, distribution, transportation, receipt, and possession of child pornography constitute federal crimes that carry penalties for first time offenders of up to 30 years in federal prison, a $250,000 fine, forfeiture and restitution,” was the worrying message they read on their websites.

  • As expected, Congress is holding hearings as it prepares to reintroduce COICA, a horribly written piece of legislation that effectively gives the US government more powers to censor websites (even beyond the Homeland Security domain seizures) by forcing companies to block the site, turn off hosting or refuse to provide other services to the site — and this can be done with little or no due process, in violation of the basic principles of the Constitution. At least the hearings aren’t totally one-sided. Sherwin Siy is presenting an excellent speech that warns how such a law may sound good on a first pass, but has a ton of unintended consequences. There are serious questions about stifling not just plenty of non-infringing speech, but also harming innovation
  • According to court documents, the woman, whose name is being withheld, agreed to the Craigslist posting earlier this month and Hopkins bought her a one-way ticket to the city on Feb. 4th. Hopkins met her at the airport and drove her to his apartment in the East Williamsburg section of Brooklyn. However, once inside, Hopkins told the woman that she was now his sex slave and that she had to call him master.

    He then allegedly chained the woman to a radiator and proceeded to rape and abuse her for eight days. According to court records, she was able to leave the house at least once to go to her job as a chef at an Upper East Side restaurant. It is reportedly still unclear why she felt she had to return.

    During the eight days she was blindfolded, raped, and forced to perform oral sex, according to court records.

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I’m In A Police State Of Mind

  • After the September 26 FBI raids on peace activists’ homes in Minneapolis, Chicago and North Carolina, it appears to depend on who’s speaking and what they’re saying.
    The pretext for the raids was investigating “material aide to terrorists”, resulting in grand jury subpoenas and confiscation of computers, books, music CDs and from one home, a Martin Luther King poster. The targeted Minneapolis activists have openly protested US military policy since the 1980s. The FBI certainly knows they have nothing to do with terrorism. These activists simply have the audacity to challenge bi-partisan US invasions, occupations and support for dictatorships and human rights abusers. Dissent on the left has long been seen as ‘criminal behavior’. Where once “the communist threat” was the argument for such repression, now, “terrorism” is.
  • A new proposal by a top Microsoft executive would open the door for government licensing to access the Internet, with authorities being empowered to block individual computers from connecting to the world wide web under the pretext of preventing malware attacks.
  • The White House blocked efforts by federal scientists to tell the public just how bad the Gulf oil spill could have been, according to a panel appointed by President Barack Obama to investigate the worst offshore oil spill in U.S. history.
  • Earlier this year, Mark Zuckerberg suggested that privacy was no longer a social norm. “People have really gotten comfortable not only sharing more information and different kinds, but more openly and with more people,” the Facebook CEO said at the Crunchie awards in January. However, a new Zogby poll shows that younger Internet users are far less comfortable with the state of our privacy online than Zuckerberg’s statement suggests.
  • Are the people who think Kanye West is ‘real art’ the same ppl who are like ‘Die Antwoord is the effing shit, yall’?
  • What do gang members look like? A bestselling rapper and music mogul with 10 Grammys under his belt and millions of dollars in his pocket according to the front page of the Miami Police Department’s website.
  • A California student got a visit from the FBI this week after he found a secret GPS tracking device on his car, and a friend posted photos of it online. The post prompted wide speculation about whether the device was real, whether the young Arab-American was being targeted in a terrorism investigation and what the authorities would do.

    It took just 48 hours to find out: The device was real, the student was being secretly tracked and the FBI wanted their expensive device back, the student told Wired.com in an interview Wednesday.

  • Newly obtained video that was reluctantly released by NIST after a lawsuit by the International Center for 9/11 Studies shows two firefighters on 9/11 discussing how secondary explosions occurred immediately before the collapse of the twin towers, providing damning new evidence that explosive devices were used to bring down the buildings.
  • A commission appointed by Barack Obama, the US president, to investigate the disaster said in a draft report that his administration was either not fully competent to handle the situation or not completely honest.

    “By initially underestimating the amount of oil flow and then, at the end of the summer, appearing to underestimate the amount of oil remaining in the Gulf, the federal government created the impression that it was either not fully competent to handle the spill or not fully candid with the American people about the scope of the problem,” the report, released on Wednesday, has concluded.

  • The company behind the idea, Internet Eyes, says it will help fight crime.
    But Daniel Hamilton, of campaign group Big Brother Watch, said: ‘It’s astonishing to think that innocent people doing their shopping could soon be spied on by an army of busybodies with an internet connection.
    ‘CCTV should be used sparingly to help solve real crimes, not to encourage this type of tawdry voyeurism.’

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  • Officers found Hamilton to have her pants unbuttoned with a female sex toy in her lap. She told officers she had been using the toy while driving, as well as watching a video on a computer her passenger was holding. It is not clear what the nature of that video was. Hamilton was also found to be in possession of a broken crack pipe.
  • Allegedly, the anxious folks at these various luxury houses are all aggressively gifting our gal Snookums with free bags. No surprise, right? But here’s the shocker: They are not sending her their own bags. They are sending her each other’s bags! Competitors’ bags! Call it what you will — “preemptive product placement”? “unbranding”? — either way, it’s brilliant, and it makes total sense. As much as one might adore Miss Snickerdoodle, her ability to inspire dress-alikes among her fans is questionable. The bottom line? Nobody in fashion wants to co-brand with Snooki.
  • The Minneapolis city attorney’s office has decided to pay seven zombies and their attorney $165,000. The payout, approved by the City Council on Friday, settles a federal lawsuit the seven filed after they were arrested and jailed for two days for dressing up like zombies in downtown Minneapolis on July 22, 2006, to protest “mindless” consumerism.
  • The mushy, disturbingly uniform innards recalled the thick, pulpy aftermath of something you dissected in biology class: so intrinsically disagreeable that my throat nearly closed up reflexively. But the funny thing about Nutraloaf is the taste. It’s not awful, nor is it especially good. I kept trying to detect any individual element—carrot? egg?—and failing. Nutraloaf tastes blank, as though someone physically removed all hints of flavor. “That’s the goal,” says Mike Anderson, Aramark’s district manager. “Not to make it taste bad but to make it taste neutral.” By those standards, Nutraloaf is a culinary triumph; any recipe that renders all 13 of its ingredients completely mute is some kind of miracle.
  • Government agents can sneak onto your property in the middle of the night, put a GPS device on the bottom of your car and keep track of everywhere you go. This doesn’t violate your Fourth Amendment rights, because you do not have any reasonable expectation of privacy in your own driveway – and no reasonable expectation that the government isn’t tracking your movements.
  • The men face charges involving at least six different family members and multiple animals. Christian Stolzfus is charged with repeated sexual assault of a child, four counts of first-degree sexual assault of a child under the age of 13 without great bodily harm; attempted first-degree sexual assault of a child under the age of 13 without great bodily harm; two counts of incest; exposing genitals or pubic area; and two counts of sexual gratification with an animal. Authorities said that they believe these incidents occurred during a four-year period. Dannie Stolzfus is charged with two counts of incest and sexual gratification with an animal. Authorities said that they believe these incidents occurred over a three-year period.
  • Sounds like angel dust perception.
    Thanks Wade Oates

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– De La Soul – Say No Go
Crew II – Five Dollar High
& Method Man – Da Rockwilder
– Tonight’s Da Night
La Soul – Me, Myself And I
Underground – Humpty Dance
Brothers – Straight Out The Jungle
– Sound Of Da Police
Marl feat. MC Shan – Marley Scratch
Of Bazerk – Change The Style
– Incarcerated Scarfaces
feat. K-Solo & Redman – Head banger
Rick – Treat Her Like a Prostitute
Flash & Fab Five Freddie/Wild Style
Trouble – Wild Style
Nubian – Slow Down
Of Ceremony – Sexy
& Smooth – Sometimes I Rhyme Slow
Fuck that, people sleep on Nice & Smooth
– Nice & Smooth – Hip Hop Junkies
Who directed this video, Gregory Dark?!
Schnickens – la schmoove
This one’s for the Donnnnnnnnnn!!!!
of the New School – Classic Material
Don’t sleep on this song, son-son!
La Soul – A Roller Skating Jam Named “Saturdays”
Back to the feelgood
Enemy – Miuzi Weights A Ton
Without these guys most of this shit nowadays wouldn’t exist!
Enemy – Shut Em Down
This is dedicated to you AMERIKKKA!
Enemy – Rebel Without a Pause Live on MTV
X – Buck whylin
Listen to the Black Flag ‘Rise Above’ sample!
B & Rakim – MICROPHONE FIEND
Bass – Gas Face
DMC- Rock Box
Mix-A-Lot – Iron Man
Mc’s – Travelling At The Speed Of Thought
D – I Don’t Like Rock’n’Roll
Holy Shit!
– “Cars That Go Boom”
Alice Cooper – School’s Out
Fallout Shelter Handbook 1962
Klux Kramer
– Slow motion high FPS compilation
Thnx Ryan Kitson
‘Kramer’s’ Racial Tirade
Brains – At the movies – 1979
Thnx Espo
Can You Get Dear With A Dead Deer?
Wisconsin motion argues sex with animal carcass not a crime
Man calls police when DEA agents take his pot
Girls
The shady one-man corporation that’s destroying hip-hop
How to Hack a Coke Machine – WikiHow
Motorhead to sponsor under-10 Soccer team
Thnx Leo
gotta) fight for your right (to party)
Riot – Party All Night
Beastie Boys Totally Ripped This Off…
Order – Confusion
Such a great video!
And The Ants – Ant Rap
Back when everyone was jumping on the bandwagon.
& The Ants – Prince Charming
Dentist shortage leads man to superglue own tooth
Crystal Meth Accapela
commercial
Get A Job!
Russian artist makes his erotic works according to fairy tales
Tesla – the missing secrets of Nikola Tesla
Meth use ‘behind crumbling euros’
eBay: A SET OF 6 SUPER SPERM CLIPPER LIGHTERS, FUNNY DESIGNS!
BITERZ!
‘Toon Room
Girl Shits Hottub
I Smell A Fake!
Pakistan ‘kidney bazaar’ thrives
knockoff*project
Album cover spoofs, goofs, tributes, send ups, near misses and coincedences.
The (relatively unknown) Tunguska Explosion of 1908
Air Guitar Shirt!
Monkey Kissing Prank Video
Slip ’em some tongue, so wrong!
Pelican Eats Living Pigeon Video
on Japanese TV
BoxOfApples – Fruit Crate Label Art
Freestyle
mytits15
Bronson Wears Too Much Cologne
20th Century Modern DJ Table – $10k
The Edge trailer
BURTON TRIBUTE
Locksport International visual picking guide – in comic book form
Naked man arrested on weapon charge
“Sheehan replied that he had hidden a screwdriver in his anal cavity”
Fire breaks out at Salt Lake crematorium
“Fire officials said the six-hundred pound man was in being cremated when his body fluids were too much for the oven. The body fluids seeped out onto the floor and ignited causing a fire at the Garner Funeral Home in Salt Lake City.”
Steve Powers – Takin’ It Back To The Streets This Weekend
‘Only 50 years left’ for sea fish
Thnx 323
Timothy Leary’S Last Trip (LSD)
LSD – The Beyond Within
How to Make a Hollow Book
Red Balloon – short film 1956
Angelo Double Guitar – Salvador-BA-Brazil
Malsteem-Guitar solos
buckethead
theme
Trick- Alan Thicke Interview 1983
5 Neck Guitar
Blackmore shreds.
Halen Guitar solo 1978
N’ Roses_-_The Godfather Theme
Exclusive Hipster Hangout: Everyone Welcome – New York Times
Mary-Kate Olsen’s New Man Revealed!
Olsen Twin And Snow Twin
Retro Pinup Lingerie Photos – Pinup Models – Winky Tiki Photography – Glamour Photographer
Gator Gets Deer
Guy finally washes hair after 26 years
Pelican attacks pigeon
Hot Chick
Chinastic| Contemporary Arts Exhibition in Nanjing
Holy Flying Furry Penises!
Peter Gorman | Naked Rooms
Naughty Aliens
Sells O’s
the Pigeon
Burt Gets Down. Thnx Espo
Face Transformer
Web could be terror training camp: Chertoff
Thnx 323
Tyson doing the monster mash
P
Kicks of the Week
Tragedy Befalls Lafayette Streetwear Scene
St. Ides Commercial
Ides Commercial – 2Pac & Snoop Dogg
Cube – St Ides Malt Liquor Commercial
Makes Yer Jimmy Thicker!
“Michelle, the pass around girl”
Avril Lavigne Drunken Upskirt Pictures
Toshio Matsumoto – for the damaged right eye
Bush Moves Toward Martial Law
Global ecosystems ‘face collapse’
Thnx 323
Refuse Resist played by 10 yr olds
New Caster Rapist
Gorilla Picks Butt And Eats It
Tesco condemned for selling pole dancing toy
The ¬£49.97 kit comprises a chrome pole extendible to 8ft 6ins, a ‘sexy dance garter’ and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.
Old Time Radio at The Monster Club
Scary Stories For All You Kool Ghouls!
Inmate uses laxatives to flee jail
Willie
Humping Iron
CBGB’s – NYC – October 13, 2006
Panorama Photography
Red Raven Animated Records
Rotting Bacon
Official Celebrity Bra Size List
Man shells out £14k on army tank for supermarket run
Squirt Power – Supa Soka
NSFW
Clay Aiken Slash Fiction
Macro Cat Tongue
Rat Salad
Hawk Fatality Move
Wikipedia:Picture of the day
Monique Coleman Wardrobe Malfunction On “DANCING WITH THE STARS”
I’m Not On The List, I’m Naked
LEGO Flamethrower
Spanaway Man Accused Of Having Sex With Dog
girl skates under 40 cars
The Legend of 11 Spring Street
Boong-Ga Boong-Ga – Anal Probing Arcade Game!
Experts create invisibility cloak
Thnx Leo
Suicide note leads to dismembered body
“…a woman‚Äôs charred head in a pot, her arms and legs in the oven and her torso in the refrigerator…”
Developmentally Disabled Man Sodomized At Bowling Alley
sexually abused with a plumbing snake
Free adult friendly image host
Touchscreen Pervert Games
Friday The 13th Fantasy Trading Cards
Sci Fi Sexy Rangers
Nude Album Art
More Titties
Titties
News Report
Thnx ‘Spo
K-Fed Gets Dissed Then Dropped
Thnx Espo
Dogg’s – Hood of Horror – Death Tag
US Congress launches probe into virtual economies
They Wanna Tax Avatars Now
Tripping Your Way to Sobriety
‘Acid’ as a Cure for Alcoholism
Human species ‘may split in two’
yr old Cutesy Girl Graffiti…awwwww!!!
raphappy
Tyson Returning to Ring; May Fight Women
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
The Cocaine Energy Drink
I’m waiting for Diet Cocaine
Rebels – Old School Graffiti – Part 3
Rebels – Old School Graffiti – Part 2
Rebels – Old School Graffiti – Part 1
Toilet Bowl Kids Costume
Just asking for trouble!
Pee In The Water! Fish Penis Parasite!
Woman gives birth to grandchild
Hippie Halloween Costumes
Troops battle 10-foot marijuana plants
Dean chides students over ‘ghetto’ party
partygoers carried 40-ounce bottles of malt liquor and wore Afro wigs, necklaces with large medallions and name tags bearing traditionally black and Hispanic names
Court upholds right to protest topless
Rapatronic Nuclear Photographs
Lindsay Lohan Camel Toe
The Dark Side of Saturn
Wooden Chopper Motorcycle
Z “The Truth Behind Hip Hop”
IN THE BIBLE CHRIST SAYS HE’S THE ROCK……HMMMM JAY Z SAYS HE’S THE ROC…..ROCA WEAR…ROC A FELLA….BUT I GUESS THATS NOTHING EITHER!?!?
How can limbo just be abolished?
Lightning exits woman’s bottom
A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.
Carnivorous Plant Eats Mouse At French Garden
“Mahna Mahna”
Disneyland Orgy
– Harley Davidson
Bardot & Serge Gainsbourg – Comic Strip
Pop Art!
Bardot & Serge Gainsbourg – Bonnie & Clyde
Summer – Love To Love You Baby (1975)
Gainsbourg: Lemon Incest
Smoke Dust!
do You Like Angel Dust?”…
This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us – Sparks
Teen ‘wants to buy dungeon house’
Pink prison makes Texan inmates blush
Police Find Burgers Sprinkled With Pot
sex in a car, caught on helicopter gunship cam
DECONSTRUCTING ROY LICHTENSTEIN
in stomach
Sports – Dominican Today
Nazi Croats form human swastika
Pinball Eye View Photos
Academy – Compressed Versions of Best Pictures
Volkswagen UK > Beetle Art
Thriller
Albino moose
Lion
Moulded Gourds
The Kid From Brooklyn on Starbucks
vs Cops
whitney music box var. 0 – chromatic – 48 tines
Charmer
Thnx Neck Face
Atelier de Dominique Regnier artiste sculpteur à Souillac dans le lot
Rhinos attack newborn calf
Yellow Flesh: The Twisted World of Simpsons Erotica
Starship Enterprise model boldly sold for $576,000
Cat has a toilet flushing obsession
Battle of The Album Covers
Wow!
Infamy (Widescreen) – Wal-Mart
Knowledge
– Heaven & Hell Ft Ghostface
Pound-New York New York
Dog – Fuck Compton
– Straight Outta Compton
Mellancamp Takes It Like A Champ
gives backrub
run!
Lolita TV
The Best of Both Worlds
you sucker punch Dee Snyder…
Thnx NXck FXce
THE “BRIEF SAFE”
The Virgins © Tim Barber Рtinyvices.com
Bong – Facts of Life
Thnx Leo!
Peachez In The Tub
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Don’t clean off that graffiti – it’s an art installation
Scale Model Archive – Cities
Four Squeezins Play Flinstones
PingPongPixel
Giants and Girls Galleries–B-Movie and Art Archives Featuring Damsels in Distress Menaced by Giants, Freaks, Gorillas, Mutants, and Other Monsters
Bodhisattva
Giant isopod
Adwalker: Wearable.Media.Solutions
Gaultier swaps Size O models for ‘Size 20’
Cock-A-Doodle
Lee trying the Calvin Klein kiddie porn campaign idea down in Oz
Lee’s Lolita OK, board rules
GayGamer.net
(Lots More) Superheroine Fantasies
The Most Offensive Thing Tommy Lee Has Ever Put In His Mouth
Teledildonics – Lego Vibrator – The Fuck-o-matic
I Want Candy
3DVulva.com
Nudes in Monster Masks
Clothed Porn
Futurotica
Playboy Presents – The Women Of McDonalds
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Torture!
10 years already…IRAK
Little Superstar Has a Posse
Kollywood Donkey Kong
triptape
Larry Clark’s KIDS
Via MySpace
DSM SKWAD RIGHT UNDER NEWARK POLICE NOSES!!! DAMN WE SOME KILLAZ
‘Scarface’ Cheney speech
Torture Bill States Non-Allegiance To Bush Is Terrorism
How To Pack eBAy Stuff…
Marijuana initiative gets Idaho high court’s go-ahead
15 yr old rapist sentenced to 30-60 years
coolgirl365
WTF
WORLDS YOUNGEST HAM
NPR : Looking to Cash In on a Punk Rock Youth
Ramones Alarm Clock
Welcome to Colourful Coffins
Damn Interesting » The Halifax Disaster
Broadway Joe Shirt Sighting
WOLVERINE CLAWS
eBay: PRACTICAL MANUAL OF SEXUAL RITUALS IN BLACK MAGIC, 1934 (item 280031395851 end time Oct-02-06 19:35:00 PDT)
hamster sudoku
‘Evil’ pervert built super computer to store one of Britain’s largest child porn collections | News | This is London
‘Box Man’ to pay $600 for freedom
Pictures of Arnold Schwarzenegger – The Greatest Bodybuilder of All-Time
Sock Monkey Wearables
Remote Controled Farting Teddy Bear
Space tourist, crew touch down
Bob’s BBQ & Grill Restaurant Home of the World’s Largest Hamburger and Slow Smoked BBQ
Egg Cuber
The Desolation of Somalia
Gold horse gives Japanese kids the royal treatment
The price is as hefty as the 30-kilogram (80-pound) golden toy — 150 million yen (1.28 million dollars).
Revenge Bomb over Broken Glasses
A man upset that his neighbor’s children helped break his wife’s eyeglasses is accused of trying to bomb the neighbor’s house in retaliation.
Korea – Military Parade – Arirang / Mass Games 2005
Mars Exploration Rover Mission: On The Rim of the Victoria Crater
Paul Lynde Clips
Boy attacked by squirrel
Punch
ON FIRE
dog
WFMU’s Beware of the Blog: Atari Music
Prostitute nabs crooked cop with his own badge
Peppersprayed for short changin’ cops
Steveo Jerked Off Behind Nicole Richie While She Slept
Rowanda Wooden Bikes
Bat Outta Hell
LineTo experimental by ~Volcanic-Penguin
Chubby Love
NSFW NFC Mucho Grande
Love Bugs
NSFW – Not Safe For Life
Taradice
Flirt Vodka
Home Groan Girls
George W. Bush Butt Plug
Christina Ricci Desecrates Her Body at Yeeeah!
Kinsey Institute International Encyclopedia of Sexuality
Screech Sex Tape Preview
Prison looks into ‘Katie’s Revenge’ tattoo
Taco Trucks
Free Bathrooms In Chinatown
MORRISSEY DANCE!
Exposition: Il était une fois Walt Disney
Geek Bling Ring
Dude, It’s the Baked Professor!
That Chicken
LSD and the No-Hitter
Thnx Tim Barber
Police don’t have to knock, justices say
The Flash Animation top 10
New – It’s Now – It’s Flash Cubes!
The 25 Sexiest Novels Ever Written
Troops storm luxury prison run by inmates
Israel’s latest in designer nothingness
It is the ultimate poseur’s paradise, according to BBC correspondent Ade Akintonwa. Cafe Like boasts the most fashionable menu ever – one with nothing on it.
Hogwarts School made with 50,000 matches
The metamorphosis
Yost’s nickname described a physical feature he grew into as a young man. His nickname was “Tits.”
“Orgasmatron 3000”
How to poach a salmon in a dishwasher
Beijing’s penis emporium
Military Spending Infographics
Krazy Kids Items – a photoset on Flickr
One-Eyed Child
Cannon Montage
Movin’ Meat: Delicate Situation
The Adventures of Goopy and Bagha (1968) – Ghost Dance Sequence
Superstar”
Thnx EM
Skateboarding Without The Boards
All-Stars on Arsenio Hall Show
Texas Death Row Quotes
Thnx Peter Sutherland
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Creepy- Eerie – Vamprella – Covers Collection
Man rejects first penis transplant
Powered Gameboy
Asylum protester sews up eyes
Decline Of The Western Civilization – Part 2 – The Metal Years
Metal Parking Lot – The Remix!
Metal Parking Lot (1986)
Hårdrock
Love is an object kept in an empty box
First Volcom Bit Verte Now epiclyLAtered Bites The Glob!
205, the Serge Becker & A-Ron Collabo
ThreeAsFour – Spring 2007 Collection
Willie Nelson cited for pot, mushrooms
New recruit joins Terracotta Army
Thnx Leo
Cleaning Surfaces As Graffiti
Talk on Judge Joe Brown
Tastes Like Chicken!
Celebrities Without Makeup
molests dog, then laughs
Now a drug that gives you that alcohol buzz, but without a hangover
Snake snacks on a sheep
Dan Osman – Vertical Climb
Dreamlines
9-11 Full Back Tattoo
Lindsey Lohan Upskirt Pics of the Day
More Americans Have Now Died In Iraq Than Died On 9/11
Knocked Out Cold
Said Knock You Out
the fuck out
Metallllllll!!!
OhMiBod Music Powered Vibrator – The OhMiBod
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Janice Janice…
It hurts It hurts…Thnx Konstantin Trubkovich
The Messenger – Crackhead Rap
Thnx Bret Pittman
World T-Shirt Wearing Record
Thnk Ryan Kitson
Artist Banksy targets Disneyland
Gang Dance—-Retina Riddim excerpt
Has Been Paralyzed
MrMethane.com – Welcome To My Windy World!
Professional Farters
New tallest living thing discovered THE CHAMPION: At 378.1 feet, Hyperion in Redwood National Park on North Coast towers 8 feet above Stratosphere Giant
Dark Side of the Rainbow
This video illustrates the strange connection between the Pink Floyd album “Dark Side of the Moon” (1973) and the MGM classic film “The Wizard of Oz” (1939). If you properly synchronize the film and the album, a number of coincidental events occur.
Pirate Rap
Thnx Leo!
Gay Weatherman Vs. Cockroach
Bush Steps On American Flag
World Record #4: Peristaltic Action
Ultimate Secure Home located in Durango Colorado
The Seattle Craigslist Sex Scandal
The History of Nachos
Man starts fire by roasting bear
Mmmmm
Power companies give squirrels a jolt
Youngsters wrote obscene graffiti on the vehicle as paramedics treated a friend…
Monster hail
Mmmmmm…Deep Fried Coke!
How Gay is the Internet?
next all-over print
Abandoned resort slideshow
Chiiiiiiicken!
The Inner Life of a Cell – Flash Movie
Dog Toilet Drinking Bowl
Talking Elephant Surprises Scientists
The Gray Ooze That Ate the Indonesian Villages
Python Bursts After Eating Gator (Update)
‘Pyramids’ discovered in Ukraine
Anarchy Framed Art Print
If yer gonna wear one of those trendy Fresh Prince hats, you might as well just wear this…
Punker Than Spiked Hair!
Guidos co-opted that shit anyways…
Ronald McHummer – Sign-O-Matic
‘Little Mermaid’ surgery success
U.S. Military Wanted to Provoke War With Cuba
U.S. Military Drafted Plans to Terrorize U.S. Cities to Provoke War With Cuba
How to remove Logos from your PDA / cell phone with sugar
Punk-o-matic
Yeeeeesh!
Krazy Kloudz
Thnx Justin Martinez
yOni – womens sacred place
Fuck Yourself, Mr. Cheney!”
village voice > nyclife > Fall Arts Guide by Zach Baron
Administration
New from Wonderbra: Wonderbutt
Kate Moss Is Getting Naked…again
LINDSAY LOHAN IS CLEAN SHAVEN
Yeah, you saw this already.
Drink this, pussy!
Plasticman – Rolemodel
B Real Online Mp3s Page
Like every Cypress Hill song
Blinky
The return of Mr. Hands
Severed Mexican heads on the dancefloor!
Six months in jail for Colorado dumpster divers
Canada border officials deny entry to metal band Fecal Corpse
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Gliding on the Skateboard – Google Video
Unknown creature was found by soldiers
Henson’s Time Piece Pt. 1 of 2
Thnx Tim Barber
Buildings Demolished At Once
Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!
Google Image Labeler
Database Tagging Game
commercial – Braniff Airways – The Supersonic Future
Hilton Punked
Paris Hilton targeted by Banksy in CD prank
Skateboarding Grows from Casual Hobby to International Sport
….According to the government.
Cassette Generator
Biggest Acne
Do Not Watch This…You Are Warned!
Fake Semen in Photoshop (a how-to tutorial)
GRAFFITI ON GIRLS
USSR Bootleg Albums On X-Ray Film!
NewNudeCity – The World of Richard Kern
Girls With Headphones
Eldridge Cleaver’s 1975 pants for “real” men.
Top 5 Sexual Atari 2600 video games ever
Larry Clark Interview – Sex education
googly eyes on cock !
Phallic Symbol
The Best Little Whorehouses in Second Life
Police: Vandalism Suspects Received Rides From Mother
Volcom Bites Verte
Fucked Up
HORNMASSIVE
2 Ton MegaSpeaker!
Dream Deceivers – The Story of James Vance & Judas Priest
Thnx Pat Rocha
Leonard Nimoy Photography – Full Body Project
God Listens…
White Folks Are The Devil!
Dog with human penis in IKEA catalog
Chuck
Yikes!
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
DYLAN bra & panties Victoria’s Secret commercial
Dylan – Warhol Screen Test
Metal Chef
Baalbek – A Colossal Enigma
Police Arrest Woman After Mistaken Text Message
Star Trek New Voyages
Fire Ant Raft
Rick James’ Tombstone!
Residents find corpse in water tower
Make sure you have partners with you when you go for a swim!
Horses – The Osmonds
HAMMER – Fight fire with fire
Medical Maggots‚Ñ¢
Fake Neckface Drawing #2
Phony Baloney
Fake Neckface Drawing #1
Bootlegz
BreastLift
Pathologist’s wife ‘raped 15 times’ while asleep
Man receives four years for necrophilia
(se)Xbox
eBay: CRAZY!! 80s vintage OZZY OSBOURNE KKK T SHIRT WEIRD?!!
Insane KKK Ozzy Shirt!
Thnx Billyee
The Home of Prop Replica & Custom Boots – Made to Your Measurements
“Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy”
For Pete’s sake -Pete Doherty’s Mom Talks
ABC News: A Pregnant Man?
Forget The Band. Just Make The T-Shirt.
heyblog: Brand Underground 2.0
Acronym: Who defines a movement?
TrendyNation: New York Times: The Brand Underground
When The Times Tolls It Tolls For Thee
James Dean’s Cursed 1955 Porsche Spyder
Cindy’s Tale Part 5
Biker Dude pinata
case of elephantiasis
Bigg Nuttz!
World’s oldest person celebrates 115th
Don Vito arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting 2 young girls
Another Hitler Themed Cafe!
Hitler-themed eatery draws fire
Volume One: Freaky Weird Hitler-Themed Saloon
Pusanweb visits the local ‘Hitler Bar’ – Busan Korea
Photoshop X-ray Tips
Goldfish Swimming
Library with Ernesto Hoost
Graffiti-Free NYC
Guy Shoots Buddy With Potato Gun
Unusual X-Rays
Giant Yellow Jacket nests perplex experts
Porn broadcast stuns news viewers
catsthatlooklikehitler.com
10 baseball fights
Yummy!
Exploding Whale
: : : SPRINKLE BRIGADE : : :
Dog Shit Art! Thnx Tim Barber.
Sebastian the cat gets a gold grill
of the Rollerboys – Corey Haim
Haim All Pilled Up
Bukowski Interview
Dirty Bastard drunk on Yo MTV Raps
Lurch (Cosmic Slopshop) PCP Murdercase
Thnx Leo!
Spit On Your Grave (1978) – trailer
Brown, Michael Jackson & Prince Jam Together
‘Hybrid Mutant’ Found Dead in Maine
Bring Me the Head of Charlie Brown
Computer expert faces jail over ‘made-up’ child porn images
You Ready For Freddy? music video- The Fat Boys
The Black Metal Dialogues
Kicks of the Week
Japanese Toilet Training Toon!
Trained Pig
Queen Of Farts
Cracked Out Kids Urinal
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
SATAN’S BLOODY TEACHING
of Satan 6/6/6
BAD MAGS Punk
9/11 Detainee Released After Nearly Five Years
Skate or Die!
Girl in Wales finds lucky whale vomit
Drug smugglers may be using subs
More Proof The Moon Landing Never Happened…
Fat Joe Spray Painting “Crack”
a-ron the don: a triptych
ANYTHING vs. KID AMERICA CLUB vs. PATTA
Goings On » Ari Marcopoulos OUT & ABOUT at aNYthing Gang Store in NYC
Mordy!
DOWN TOWN DON
separated at birth
Roddy Piper smashes Jimmy Snuka with Coconut
Think Wrestling’s Fake, Huh?!
The Diarrhea Song
Disgusting Plant Blooms And Smells In Brooklyn
+ Beer = Awesome
Theater Effects: Lacerations
Monkey
Madchester Anthems – Non TV version
Thanx Leo!
village voice > music > Rub ‘n’ Tug’s Campfire
Open A Beer Bottle With A Piece Of Paper
XTube – Kinda Like Porno YouTube
Celebrity see-through collection
Human Knot Batgirl
Superhero 3Some
Hippy Sippy
Ken & Barbie : X-ray photograph of a scene
Cat Armour
Top 10 Grossest Candies
Your Gonna Miss Me Baby -Plane Crashes Set To Music!
She Smells Like Dead Fish
Five die trying to save pigeon
Biggest Chip in the World
An Illustrated Guide to Nude Modeling
Woman Mud Wrestling
hiding behind post, grabs boy!!!!!
autopsy film
Diego Tank Rampage
– automobile shredding
KillDozer!
Helicopter News Footage
Man destroys town with armored bulldozer
Touchdown Girls
Liquid – Cavern
Swiss Public Toilet
Medical marijuana user accused of using his health status to sell drugs
Man Jailed For T-Shirt Over Face
Art in Review – New York Times – American Concentration Camp
Our Pals Dash, Nico, & Ry get written up.
Texas School District Bans Cleavage
Perversion for Profit (1965)
Attack of the Larve
Overdose
Half of U.S. Still Believes Iraq Had WMD
The death of Garfield?
Cyclopian Child Born in Chennai
List of people who died in the bathroom
Chinese ‘anger bar’ is a big hit
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Reuters Photo Fraud
KENNETH CAPPELLO
Comics As Art
Live bombs in court create chaos
Key Bumping Video
Lockpicks See Security Flaw in Most Locks
Teen’s driving lesson: Avoid bees
MY OLD LADY LOVE[D] NECKFACE!
My Old Lady Divorces Neckface
The man with the musical suit
The High Writer
How to find a meth dealer
Naked Man Leads Cops To Home Pot Farm
It must be awesome to have a face like that.
The Adventures of Rock Hardcore
NSFW
Dash Snow – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Dash Snow, the New Face of AG Jeans
Beatnik Guru – Hare Rama Hare Krishna
Spider-Man: Irritating Band
Yayoi Kusama Portfolio
Strange statues around the world
Hats of Meat
Dangerous Beauty: The Art of the Shiv
The Powdery Contents Are Gone, but the Stamp of Addiction Remains
SEX PISTOLS – God Save the Queen – GENUINE A&M 7″ $23,797.27
Ain’t Nothing But a T Thing – Gawker
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
is Not Ok
cat!
cat
monkey
Cougar vs Grizzly Bear
Tribute To Gore
u blood throw it up remix
falling – Funny!!
Cobain being hit
“The Brand Underground”… | Hip Mama
Putting people first » The brand underground [The New York Times]
Colo. killer details murders ‘None ever got away’
Never Not Killing
Man excretes 48 cocaine wraps in Nigeria
Interns, the Founts of Youth – New York Times
Claw $!
World Beard and Moustache Championships
Rainbow Explosion
Make a tattoo gun, capable of real permanent tattoos
GAY HANKY CODES
Watch where you put yer bandana, you might be sending out messages!
Alien Baby
Eeewww!
spermo plasmoids from outer space – alien hardcore
Penistron
xXx Pacman
sexe moderne 2
Notorious S.F. tagger hit with $20,000 fine
I’M NOT FILMING UP SKIRTS I’M SPYING ON AL-QAEDA
‘Magic mint’ triggers cosmic, and legal, high
‘Zombies’ arrested in downtown Minneapolis
How To Grow A Chair: An Interview with Richard Reames
NJ Dancer arrested for having human remains
Tampon Shooter Blowgun at Tampon Crafts
French police thwart joint-rolling world record attempt
12 ft. Python eats queen size electric blanket, survives…
Thnx Tim Barber
This is a “STUPID” tattoo
Don’t Watch This!
Eyes Sewed Shut Video
Over the edge
Punk anti-drug group toes violent line in Salt Lake
Outer-space sex carries complications
Super Pussy Muscles
How to Dress Like a Skater – WikiHow
Guy Snaps Leg to Avoid War, OUCH!
Behind Bars, He Turns M&M’s Into an Art Form
Britney Spears Sex Tape
Gleason Trips Out On LSD!
from Swedish Gas Pump Girls
Massive Yellow Jacket Nest Forms on Couple’s Property
Jesus Beer billboard causing quite a stir
4 Legged Duck
WTF is going on?!
Kitten Born With 2 Faces
The opening of convenience
Five Legged Dog Can Really Get Around
Spaghetti Nasal Ejection
World’s longest nose. Mehmet Ozyurek
God-Jesus Robot
Row over Christian smacking manual
“A Christian group urging parents to smack their children, using discipline sessions lasting up to 15 minutes, has been accused of promoting what amounts to child abuse.”
Ads Call Graffiti ‘Pollution’; Grafiiti Says, ‘Likewise’
Space Invaders
Biomedical Image Awards 2006 – Gallery
As Trippy As The Blacklight Posters!
Virtual Blacklight Poster Museum
Right On! Thanks to my man Billy Beemer the Crotch Wizard!
Underground children
Record Player Made Out Of Paper!
L.A. News Service Sues YouTube Over Beating Video
A Los Angeles video news service sued YouTube Inc. on Friday in federal court for allowing its users to upload copyrighted video footage onto the popular Web site, including the beating of trucker Reginald Denny during the 1992 riots.
Police investigate ‘tampon maniac’ in Groningen
Police in the Northern Dutch city of Groningen are investigating a man who rummages though rubbish bags in search of used tampons and sanitary towels.
Bystanders caught in Manilow cross fire
In a move reminiscent of U.S. efforts to drive former Panama strongman Manuel Noriega from the Vatican Embassy where he took refuge in 1989, the local council in Rockdale, in Sydney’s southern suburbs, started a six-month trial of high-volume hits by Mani
.:Instant Kama Sutra:. create your own positions
11-year-old finds porn video in game package
Tokyo Undressed: Dori-Toes
We all scream for ice cream
The Word Wide Beauty – Some Akira Gomi’s series with usual girls dressed and naked
When ICP fans attack
Thnx S Lakraze!
Baby Break Dance
Thnx Slamxhype!
Hunt for Gambia’s mythical dragon
Ninki-nanka the dragon! Thnx Leo.
Impko Decals
Freaky Kreature Decals From The 60’s
in presidents masks chloroform a couple…AWESOME!
Superheroines
Catfight!
moon and steve martin 1970’s tv
Stew
R.I.P. Syd Barrett
Legs of seven-year-old Quebec boy amputated after waterslide accident
Post-Polar Bear Attack Photos
Gory! Thnx Hal Foster
#4
Practical Joke
MAD Magazine Explorer
SF Cover Explorer
A few thousand science fiction magazine covers!
Go Ask Alice: Mushroom Drug Is Studied Anew
Chimp Plays Ms. Pac-Man!
Merkin World
How To Build a Sex Toy Bean Bag Chair
Reminds me of some prison shit!
Step-by-Step Instructions on How to Deep Throat
ZIDANE WORLD CUP FINAL 2006 headbutt coup de boule
Face’s Extreme Makeover
Kills!
Homeless farmer forced to sell home-made robots
ETCHED IN TIME
Insanely Detailed Etch-A-Sketch Illustrations
HOW TO SPOT A JAP (1942)
Amerikkkan Racism Circa 1942
Dude finally got a house for the red paperclip!
Beatdown
Maybe you’ve seen this before, but it’s always good for a laugh!
Kitten Survives Trip Through Wood Chipper
Subway Rider Sliced in Power Saw Attack
Soon to be a major motion picture!
Music Videos From the 80’s :: Over 1,400 Videos!
Creatures
Ride The Lightning!
“Jason Bunch was listening to Metallica on his iPod while mowing the lawn outside his Castle Rock home Sunday afternoon when lightning hit him”
Avenue D Sex Advice
Vintage Spanking Photos
Steal This Wiki
Alfred E. Bush
After four months at sea, ghost ship with 11 petrified corpses washes up in Barbados
Dirty Ass River
Harrison gets shocked!
~Zap! Zap!~
‘Mom put chilli powder in Sonu’s genitals’
Utah’s top DUI cop cited for DUI
Oh, the irony!
Infamous Enumclaw horse sex case to be made into movie
Staring Mr. Hands!
Police arrest cement soccer ball pranksters
Violence
kid diving
Thanks to Neck Face the YouTube Fiend!
Abuser Gets Kung-Fu Kicked
Payback is a motherfucker!
Abuse caught on tape
Beat on the brat!
Rocket Gone Bad
Damn, these kids must be bored!
Mamma Dwarves
A-Ron The Don The Internet Remix
Asshole
spews eating dog shit
Kid Crashes His Bike
Kid Falls
Vomiting
Thnx Neck Face!
Fights Cop
Police Officer Terminated Over Photo
Wet T-Shirt World Cup
Interactive…Pour the bucket on her!
Awkward moments abound in penis pump trial
Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.
WET&MESSY
Crazy Painted Chicks Porno. Thnx Hal Foster!
Gusta El Bukkake?
Fake Spiderman Rocks Out
Pentagon sets its sights on social networking websites
“New Scientist has discovered that Pentagon’s National Security Agency, which specialises in eavesdropping and code-breaking, is funding research into the mass harvesting of the information that people post about themselves on social networks.”
fall
Neck
Leg
Thnx Neck Face!
(Chris Burke) And His Band
Epic baseball maneuver
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Wonder – Sesame song (live)
Stevie on Sesame St!
Alien Legz
IKEA Aron $3.99
Kombat 3 (Trilogy) – Fatality Compilation
Jeez….Worse Than The Horse!
Uggg!
Coochie Hooka
Mustang spin police chase
Some GTA type shit!
Cameroon girls battle ‘breast ironing’
“Statistics show that 26% of Cameroonian girls at puberty undergo it, as many mothers believe it protects their daughters from the sexual advances of boys and men who think children are ripe for sex once their breasts begin to grow.”
Collision Simulation Animation
Crazy!
No cash? No card? Just stick in finger
A Tampa Coast to Coast convenience store has installed a device that scans your fingerprint to process payment through a debit account.
Poke The Bikini Girls Interactive
Rutten Street Fighting Tips
FemDefence
eBay: SIGNED NECKFACE 6/6/06 ZINE
Currently $120..haaaaah!
PUT SHOE ON HEAD
Dell laptop explodes at Japanese conference
The Dell from Hell!
Town chaos as cash thrown in air
“People in Aberystwyth had an unexpected windfall when a man showered what is thought to be thousands of pounds into the air at a pedestrian crossing.”
Black Sun in Denmark
Pictures of flocks of more than a million European starlings
AT&T rewrites rules: Your data isn’t yours
AT&T Sucks!
Develop Don’t Destroy Brooklyn
An open letter to Frank Gehry
Brooklyn’s Trojan Horse What’s wrong with the buildings Frank Gehry wants to put in my neighborhood?
DateALittle.com – Personal Ads for Little People

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