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  • The analysis performed in this study finds that indoor Cannabis production results in energy expenditures of $5 billion each year, with electricity use equivalent to that of 2 million average U.S. homes. This corresponds to 1% of national electricity consumption or 2% of that in households. The yearly greenhouse-gas pollution (carbon dioxide, CO2 ) from the electricity plus associated transportation fuels equals that of 3 million cars. Energy costs constitute a quarter of wholesale value.
  • The experience of “Artificial Telepathy” is really not that extraordinary. It’s as simple as receiving a cell-phone call in one’s head.Indeed, most of the technology involved is exactly identical to that of cell-phone technology. Satellites link the sender and the receiver. A computer “multiplexer” routes the voice signal of the sender through microwave towers to a very specifically defined location or cell. The “receiver” is located and tracked with pinpoint accuracy, to within a few feet of actual location. But the receiver is not a cell phone. It’s a human brain.

  • An anonymous painter in Japan at the weekend added an image of the stricken Fukushima atomic plant to a public mural about the horrors of a nuclear explosion by the late abstract master Taro Okamoto.The clandestine add-on image — painted in a style mimicking that of Okamoto’s “Myth of Tomorrow” on display at a busy Tokyo train station — created a stir on Twitter before police took it down Sunday evening.

    The small wooden panel — which shows black smoke billowing from reactor buildings resembling those at Fukushima — was attached to the wall without causing damage to the original 30-metre (100-foot) long wall painting.

  • Osama bin Laden, who was killed in Pakistan on Sunday, was a son of the Saudi elite whose radical, violent campaign to recreate a seventh-century Muslim empire redefined the threat of terrorism for the 21st century.
    With the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on Sept. 11, 2001, bin Laden was elevated to the realm of evil in the American imagination once reserved for dictators like Hitler and Stalin. He was a new national enemy, his face on wanted posters, gloating on videotape, taunting the United States and Western civilization.“Do you want bin Laden dead?” a reporter asked President George W. Bush six days after the Sept. 11 attacks. 

    “I want him — I want justice,” the president answered. “And there’s an old poster out West, as I recall, that said, ‘Wanted: Dead or Alive.’ ”

  • Factories making sought-after Apple iPads and iPhones in China are forcing staff to sign pledges not to commit suicide, an investigation has revealed.At least 14 workers at Foxconn factories in China have killed themselves in the last 16 months as a result of horrendous working conditions.

    Many more are believed to have either survived attempts or been stopped before trying at the Apple supplier’s plants in Chengdu or Shenzen.

  • Al-Qaeda terrorists have threatened to unleash a “nuclear hellstorm” on the West if their leader and world’s most wanted terrorist Osama bin Laden is nabbed.A senior al-Qaeda commander has claimed that the terror group has stashed away a nuclear bomb in Europe which will be detonated if bin Laden is ever caught or assassinated, according to new top secret files made public by internet whistleblower WikiLeaks.

    The documents are secret details of the background to the capture of each of the 780 people held at or have passed through the Guantanamo Bay detention camp in Cuba, along with their medical condition and the information they have provided during interrogations.

  • Cocaine’s reputation as a safe drug at middle-class dinner parties is to be examined by the Government’s drugs advisers.Professor Les Iversen said the year-long review will look at the harms posed by the growing popularity of cocaine, but added there are no plans to consider changing its illegal class A status.

    The review follows concerns over a three-fold rise in the number of cocaine users over the last 10 years and “a popular misconception, at least as far as powder cocaine is concerned at middle-class dinner parties, (that) it’s a safe drug”, Prof Iversen said.

  • Automata were… theologically and culturally familiar, things with which one could be on easy terms. They were funny, sometimes bawdy, and they were everywhere… Mechanical devils were…rife. Poised in sacristies, they made horrible faces, howled and stuck out their tongues to instill fear in the hearts of sinners. The Satan-machines rolled their eyes and flailed their arms and wings; some even had moveable horns and crowns. A muscular, crank-operated devil with sharply pointed ears and wild eyes remains in residence at the Castello Sforzesco in Milan.
  • The global drugs trade run by many factions of the global intelligence community co-operating together (MI6, CIA, MOSSAD etc) is worth at least £500 billion a year. This is more than the global oil trade. MI6 control many of the other intelligence agencies in the world. MI6 created the CIA in 1947 and still control them today.This ‘black ops’ drug money or in classic Orwellian terms, MI6/CIA ’non-appropriated funds’ is being used to fund government and military projects classified ‘Above top secret’.These operations include a huge worldwide UFO cover up and the building and maintaining of
    deep underground military bases (D.U.M.B.S).
  • These inadvertently erotic billboards spotted outside various places of worship look like the work of some extremely naive — or severely repressed — church employees. Luckily, those of us who’ve already double-stamped our tickets to Hell are physically incapable of overlooking a dick joke.
  • It’s a site not often seen; the Wolf River and Nonconnah Creek are flowing backwards. The swelling river cannot take on much more water.Gene Rench with the National Weather Service said all eyes are on the Mississippi. The tributaries flowing backwards are a big problem for the adjacent communities.

    “Right now the Mississippi river is in the process of going through what we call an epic flood, meaning it’s more than historic, it’s more than a 100 year flood, it’s more like a 500 year flood,” he said. “We could flood many homes, businesses, close down factories, people could drown.”

  • A wardrobe malfunction made a beer heist go bust
  • The ministry says breast milk samples from a mother in Iwaki City of Fukushima Prefecture contained 3.5 becquerels of radioactive iodine per kilogram and 2.4 becquerels of radioactive cesium per kilogram.

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    • Network Solutions has taken the Cryptome website down after receiving a DMCA takedown notice from Microsoft claiming copyright infringement. Microsoft objects to the publication of a handbook provided to law enforcement describing what information the service keeps on its users and what legal steps are required to obtain that information. However, its takedown of the well-known web site may have effect of increasing the number of people who read the document.
    • We have discovered the identity and images of the alleged Israeli spy — a bird who was captured earlier this week by locals in the Hail area of Saudi Arabia. Local authorities publicly declared the bird to be an Israeli spy.
    • An atheist student group at UTSA is again offering to trade porn for bibles.

      Atheist Agenda set up a booth on the UTSA campus on the Northwest Side and asked students to bring in their bibles in exchange for pornographic magazines. The event is called “Smut for Smut” and, obviously, brings with it some big controversy.

      “It is to send a message that the stuff in the bible, and the Quran, and the Torah, and all that sort of thing is, in our case worse, in our opinion worse, than pornography,” explained UTSA student Kyle Bush.

    • A glowing orb filmed hovering over the skyline of Jerusalem has left UFO experts dumbfounded.

      The circular object was seen descending slowly over the holy city’s iconic Dome of the Rock before flickering and shooting skyward like a rocket. Similar clips have been seen before and debunked as hoaxes. But this latest sighting has proved more difficult to dismiss — as it was recorded from four different perspectives.

    • Are Latinos supposed to be grateful that a white superstar, born of privilege, included a racist shout out to our community? Not all Latino ladies are “cholas” in the barrio, some of them are teachers, writers, engineers and nurses and doctors.
    • A Northwestern University researcher says his more than $700,000 federally funded project that could produce humorous content is really no laughing matter.

      But the research has been mocked as a ‘joke machine’ and has garnered the ridicule of conservative bloggers such as Senator John McCain, and in fact, he recently released a list of 100 wasteful stimulus projects and this project ranked 36 on the list. So what exactly is the NU project about?

    • Egyptian authorities forced Vodafone to broadcast pro-government text messages during the protests that have rocked the country, the U.K.-based mobile company said Thursday.

      Micro-blogging site Twitter has been buzzing with screen grabs from Vodafone’s Egyptian customers showing text messages sent over the course of the demonstrations against Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak’s 30-year-old regime.

      A text message received Sunday by an Associated Press reporter in Egypt appealed to the country’s “honest and loyal men to confront the traitors and criminals and protect our people and honor.” Another urged Egyptians to attend a pro-Mubarak rally in Cairo on Wednesday. The first was marked as coming from “Vodafone.” The other was signed: “Egypt Lovers.”

    • The Egyptian government’s five-day block of Internet services cost the national economy at least US$90 million, the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD) said Thursday.

      The Paris-based organization said telecommunications and Internet services account for between 3 percent and 4 percent of Egypt’s GDP, so the daily loss amounted to around US$18 million.

    • Men who drop their trousers and display their genitals on the internet can now be detected more reliably and automatically, is the thrust of this new study:
      “SafeVchat: Detecting Obscene Content and Misbehaving Users in Online Video Chat Services“
    • Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak Blue Box Phone Phreaks in 1975
    • Food companies are like greedy cocaine dealers – cutting food with cheaper ingredients to increase profits. This is nothing new, and it’s not just happening with meat.

      But first, about that beef with Taco Bell’s “beef.” Vegetable proteins are cheaper than meat and that’s why they are used as extenders by companies like Taco Bell. Texturized Soy Protein is one of the most commonly used extenders. Why is it so cheap?

      Texturized soy protein is actually a by-product of soy oil, so the food industry gets to double dip while taking advantage of the massive government subsidies bestowed upon the soy industry.

    • This poor guy on a Dutch television show is trying to guess different smells in total darkness. He thinks he has in the bag until there is one smell that he just can’t quite figure out.
    • A 12-year-old girl says she found a naughty adult message on a piece of kids Valentine’s Day candy.

      “I thought it was kinda shocking,” said Ciara Bush, “I was reading them and I brought it to my mom after I saw it.”

      Her parents were stunned at what they saw.

      “Nice Tits,” said Derrick Deanda, reading the message printed on the small piece of candy that referred to a woman’s chest.
      Thanks Ramon.

    • Former Bear Stearns mortgage executives who now run mortgage divisions of Goldman Sachs, Bank of America, and Ally Financial have been accused of cheating and defrauding investors through the mortgage securities they created and sold while at Bear. According to e-mails and internal audits, JPMorgan had known about this fraud since the spring of 2008, but hid it from the public eye through legal maneuvering. Last week a lawsuit filed in 2008 by mortgage insurer Ambac Assurance Corp against Bear Stearns and JPMorgan was unsealed. The lawsuit’s supporting e-mails, going back as far as 2005, highlight Bear traders telling their superiors they were selling investors like Ambac a “sack of shit.”
    • A former British intelligence officer, who spoke to AMERICAN FREE PRESS on condition of anonymity, felt Mossad had fallen into the trap of thinking it was so superior to its enemies that it did not need to worry about them. In this officer’s view, it failed to recognize that Israel has fewer friends across the globe and therefore the Mossad’s mistakes, which might have been glossed over in the past, are now more likely to make headlines.
    • Circuit Judge Adrian G. Soud sentenced Tobias to 50 years in prison after hearing several hours of testimony Tuesday. Tobias cried at points, but was led to a fingerprinting station with a blank look on her face after Soud gave a scathing lecture from the bench.

      “He who is the most defenseless among us was murdered by his own mommy. And why? Because he was crying during a game of FishVille or FarmVille or whatever was going on during Facebooking time that day,” the judge said.

    • ANIMAL lovers have blasted a German TV show after a dog was trained to give a Hitler salute.

      Goldie raises his right paw in homage to the dictator in a two-part drama about the Hindenburg airship crash

      Hannes Jaenicke, the actor who appears with Goldie, said: “He got a biscuit each time he did it and an animal welfare specialist was on hand.”

    • The dispute is over his 2006 work “Palestine: Peace Not Apartheid”, in which Mr Carter compared the Israeli government to the leaders of apartheid South Africa.

      He wrote: “When Israel does occupy this territory deep within the West Bank, and connects the 200-or-so settlements … with a road, and then prohibits the Palestinians from using that road, or in many cases even crossing the road, this perpetrates even worse instances of apartness, or apartheid, than we witnessed even in South Africa”.

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    All Cybereyez On You

    • Attack toolkits are software programs that can be used by novices and experts alike to facilitate the launch of widespread attacks on networked computers. These kits enable the attacker to easily launch numerous pre-written threats against computer systems. They also provide the ability to customize threats in order to evade detection, as well as automating the attack process.

      “In the past, hackers had to create their own threats from scratch. This complex process limited the number of attackers to a small pool of highly skilled cybercriminals,” said Stephen Trilling, senior vice president, Symantec Security Technology and Response. “Today’s attack toolkits make it relatively easy for even a malicious novice to launch a cyberattack. As a result, we expect to see even more criminal activity in this area and a higher likelihood that the average user will be victimized.”

    • A Hamburg court is trying to make sense of a pirate attack off the coast of Somalia last April. But even as many hope the trial will produce a precedent for Europe’s approach to high seas crime, the court can’t even figure out how old the suspects are. The challenges to justice are immense.
    • In a talk at the Black Hat DC conference here Tuesday, Tom Parker, a security consultant, presented a compelling case that Stuxnet may be the product of a collaboration between two disparate groups, perhaps a talented group of programmers that produced most of the code and exploits and a less sophisticated group that may have adapted the tool for its eventual use. Parker analyzed the code in Stuxnet and looked at both the quality of the code itself as well as how well it did what it was designed to do, and found several indications that the code itself is not very well done, but was still highly effective on some levels.
    • Well-coordinated cyber attacks around the world could cause a “full-scale global shock” on a huge scale similar to collapsing financial structures, pandemics, long-term pollution and other mega disasters, but the threat of such attacks is currently not very high, according to a study released by the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD).
    • But, the main issue that remains to be addressed is that of security. Analog surveillance systems were difficult to hack into by people who lacked the adequate knowledge, but IP cameras – having their own IPs – can be quite easily physically located and their stream watched in real-time by anyone who has a modicum of computer knowledge and knows what to search for on Google.

      “Once an IP camera is installed and online, users can access it using its own individual internal or external IP address, or by connecting to its NVR (or both),” explains Connor. “In either case, users need only load a simple browser-based applet (typically Flash, Java, or ActiveX) to view live or recorded video, control cameras, or check their settings.”

    • A stained glass window in a small church has caused a sensation in France. Unveiled in 1941, it depicts Adolf Hitler executing a saint who symbolizes the Jewish people. Local priests have praised the work as a brave act of resistance against the Nazi occupiers.
    • Kratz filed a response today to a suit by Stephanie Van Groll, who claims Kratz violated her constitutional rights when he sent her text messages like: “Are u the kind of girl that likes secret contact with an older married elected DA…the riskier the better? Or do you want to stop right now before any issues?” At the time, Kratz was overseeing Van Groll’s domestic abuse case against her boyfriend. The suit argues that “under Wisconsin law, witnesses have the right to be protected from harm arising out of their cooperation with law enforcement.”

      Kratz’s response argued that he “acted in a manner that was proper, reasonable, lawful and in exercise of good faith and reasonable standards of conduct at all relevant times,” and that “if any injuries were suffered by the Plaintiff, all such injuries and damages were caused by her own conduct, negligence and behavior,” or through that of a third party.

    • Try posting something to LiveJournal about the controversial trial of Mikhail Khodorkovsky, for instance.

      Your LiveJournal account will quickly be struck by a massive bot attack. These bots are nothing like the commercial LiveJournal bots that we’ve discussed before that are quiet, unobtrusive, and pretend to be human.

      The “political” LiveJournal bots post 20 or more huge comments in a row. They don’t bother to disguise their obviously auto-generated usernames, and often comment with inappropriate pictures or jokes.

    • Before he rose to notoriety as the founder of Penthouse magazine, Bob Guccione allegedly wrote letters soliciting customers to buy his dirty photos at the bargain rate of 10 photos for $2 under the pseudonym of “Robert Gucci.”

      That’s just part of what is revealed by the more than sixty pages of FBI records on Guccione obtained by TPM through a Freedom of Information Act request. Guccione died in October at the age of 79.

      Until now, it was widely held that Guccione got into the business in 1964 with the founding of Penthouse. But the new information unveiled in an FBI file from 1964 shows that a “Gucci” who shared an address with Guccione had been under investigation in 1956 for “sending obscene photographs through the mail.”

    • The family of Delvonte Tisdale, the 16-year-old boy who appears to have fallen to his death while stowing away inside the landing gear of a U.S. Airways airliner flying from Charlotte, NC, to Boston, MA, last November, has retained a Florida-based personal injury attorney, Christopher Chestnut, who has suggested that lax airport security contributed to the teenager’s death.

      “We intend to seek justice for a child who, although culpable for making irresponsible and immature decisions representative of his age, should never have successfully gained access to that airplane,” said Chestnut, in a Jan. 18 press release announcing that his Gainesville, FL, law firm, The Chestnut Firm, has been retained by Tisdale’s family.

    • Two delusional patients who believed that friends and relatives had died, despite them being around to prove otherwise, are described in an amazing 2005 journal article from the International Journal of Geriatric Psychiatry.

      Although the Cotard delusion is well studied in psychiatry, where patients believe themselves to be dead, the report names the novel belief that another living person has died ‘Odysseus Syndrome’ – after the Greek legend where Penelope continued to believe that Odysseus had died, even after returning home from battle.

    • Facebook has been pushing the boundaries of privacy for a long time, but despite the uproar, few in the community have abandoned the service. It is great news that Facebook is responding to the outrage about this recent change, but I wonder if most users will be satisfied with their eventual solution.

      People are willing to accept the constant evolution of technology, but are not always willing to accept others’ ideas of how their privacy should evolve along with it. While Facebook does alert users to the fact that this information will be shared with others, warning prompts and other pop-ups are so frequent that they are frequently ignored. Users still place a great deal of trust in Facebook, and the service has an obligation to live up to that expectation.

    • Anti-government sentiment is not cause for fear, a sign of insanity, or a precursor of tragedy. Quite the contrary. Anti-government sentiment signifies attentiveness, understanding, and a love of liberty. If you truly value freedom, then you absolutely must distrust and despise government with every fiber of your being. Why? Government has no ability, whatsoever, to give freedom to anyone. Government can only take freedoms away. Our founding fathers fully understood this fundamental truth. They did not view government as a potential source of good, but as a necessary evil. Although they understood that limited government would be necessary to protect individual citizens from each other, they also understood that the Constitution would be necessary to protect all citizens from the government. Our founding fathers knew that if they did not restrain the government with the constitution, then nothing would stop it from taking all of our liberties away.
    • 48% of 18-34 year olds check Facebook when they wake up
      The 35+ Demographic represents 30% of Facebook Users
      71% of the web audience in the US is on Facebook
      70% of Facebook users reside outside of the US
    • A full 17 percent of those ages 18-29 said yes, that violence would be justified, while a further 15 percent were not “not sure.” Granted, while those figures come out to a clear majority of young people — 68 percent — saying violence is not justified, it also means that 32 percent either disagree or haven’t made up their minds.

      Another statistic sure to surprise some beltway liberals were the responses of poor people, who tied with tea partiers at 13 percent in saying violence would be justified. A further 24 percent said they weren’t sure, bringing their level of certainty against violence down to just 63 percent.

      Compounding the potential for civil unrest, the poor and the tea parties, according to prior statistics, were two very different, separate groups with virtually no cross-over.

    • A newly revealed 1997 letter from the Vatican warned Ireland’s Catholic bishops not to report all suspected child-abuse cases to police — a disclosure with the potential to fuel more lawsuits worldwide against the Vatican, which has long denied any involvement in coverups.

      The letter, obtained by Irish broadcasters RTE and provided to The Associated Press, documents the Vatican’s rejection of an Irish church initiative to begin helping police identify pedophile priests.

      The letter’s message undermines persistent Vatican claims that the church never instructed bishops to withhold evidence or suspicion of crimes from police. Instead, the letter emphasizes the church’s right to handle all child-abuse allegations and determine punishments in house rather than hand that power to civil authorities.

    • Though American and Israeli officials refuse to talk publicly about what goes on at Dimona, the operations there, as well as related efforts in the United States, are among the newest and strongest clues suggesting that the virus was designed as an American-Israeli project to sabotage the Iranian program.

      In recent days, the retiring chief of Israel’s Mossad intelligence agency, Meir Dagan, and Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton separately announced that they believed Iran’s efforts had been set back by several years. Mrs. Clinton cited American-led sanctions, which have hurt Iran’s ability to buy components and do business around the world.

    • The thing is, the SEC heavily regulates the IPO process, because (officially) it doesn’t want companies to abuse the process, lie to investors, trick them into buying shares in something they don’t understand or that’s really much riskier, etc. We’ve discussed in the past, and years back, VentureBeat had a great article that noted many startups appeared to violate the basics of SEC regulations even in just saying they were raising money from private investors, because just talking about it publicly can be seen as a form of a “public offering.” It seems that Goldman was becoming worried that all of the public scrutiny on this deal was suddenly getting mighty close to being a “public offering” type of situation, in which the SEC could conceivably step in and claim that it needs to follow all of the standard IPO rules — which it had not been doing. Goldman has apparently hoped to keep everything a lot more quiet, but the NY Times broke the story, and then everyone else piled on.
    • The “crack tax” is a name given to the taxes on illegal drugs in Tennessee. The tax, under a law passed by the Tennessee General Assembly in January 2005, is applied to illegal substances including cocaine, marijuana, and moonshine. Drug dealers are required to pay anonymously at the state revenue office, where they receive a stamp to prove their payment. If a drug dealer is arrested without having a stamp, the state would seek the money owed it. 22 other states have drug collection laws similar to the crack tax in Tennessee; the law was based upon that of North Carolina’s.
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    Sweeter Than A Honey Bun

    • Organic is organic, or is it? It would seem that it is all a matter of perspective when one takes a stroll through the mountains of documents on the FDA and USDA websites.

      The word “organic” is fast becoming a high-dollar money-maker for corporations smart enough to jump on the bandwagon and start marketing their products as “made with organic ingredients,” or “certified organic.” Even Monsanto is taking advantage of this burgeoning market, and people naïve enough to believe that what we have traditionally thought of as pure, organic food, is still that way, are being duped.

      It makes perfect sense, however, in a Machiavellian sort of way. Flood the food supply with poisons, then lead people to believe that the only safe choice left is USDA Certified Organic. Then buy up the organic companies one by one, and start changing the “organic” rules from the inside out via the bought and paid for government agencies so that you can reap the profits from those trying to escape the poisons.

    • What consumers don’t know is that honey doesn’t usually come straight – or pure – from the hive. Giant steel drums of honey bound for grocery store shelves and the food processors that crank out your cereal are in constant flow through the global market. Most honey comes from China, where beekeepers are notorious for keeping their bees healthy with antibiotics banned in North America because they seep into honey and contaminate it; packers there learn to mask the acrid notes of poor quality product by mixing in sugar or corn-based syrups to fake good taste.
    • “If the man behind Banksy ever leaves the Banksy organization, or when he dies, will the public ever know? It’s possible that my grandchildren will be able to see “original” Banksy artwork completed a century from now. Banksy seems to have reached the absurd hyperbole of conceptual art: the original artist may not even need to conceive the artwork for it to bear his name. Banksy has finally achieved what Warhol and others set out to: the artist is truly a brand without a human identity.”
    • “Presently, one out of every 13 Georgia residents is under some form of correctional control,” Gov. Nathan Deal, a Republican, told state lawmakers during his inaugural address. “It cost about $3 million per day to operate our Department of Corrections. And yet, every day criminals continue to inflict violence on our citizens and an alarming number of perpetrators are juveniles.”
    • Fox News affiliate Fox 59 in Indianapolis, Indiana is searching for America’s next homeless star. Last week the station sent reporter Tisha Lewis out into the snow covered streets of downtown Indianapolis where she asked homeless people: “Do you have any talent?”
    • Fifteen decapitated bodies were found strewn outside an Acapulco shopping center Sunday and six more bodies were discovered in a taxicab as a bloody turf war rages in the resort city over control of drug shipment routes.
    • Heydar Moslehi, Iran’s intelligence minister, has said that his country has arrested more than 10 people under suspicions of espionage after the country infiltrated Israel’s “intelligence system”.

      Tuesday’s announcement came a day after Iran’s intelligence services said that they had arrested suspects in the assassination a year ago of a nuclear physicist, in a months-long covert operation that they said led them to penetrate Israel’s Mossad spy agency.

      Iran blames Mossad for the murder of Masoud Ali Mohammadi, a Tehran University physics professor, who was killed by a bomb-rigged motorcycle that exploded outside his house as he was leaving for work in January 2010.

      One of those arrested has appeared on Iranian television to apparently confess to the assassination of the nuclear physicist.

    • Cindy Jacobs is a self-described prophet and evangelist who runs a ministry called Generals International. Her gig is something she called prophetic intercession, where she travels globally praying on behalf of others, or something. If you want to watch her, try TBN, 700 Club, or the “God Channel” (we were wondering when somebody would come up with that channel).

      Recently, Cindy Jacobs has made a connection between the thousands of bird deaths and fish deaths and the recent repeal of DADT (Don’t Ask Don’t Tell). The clever Jacobs points out a few facts:

      * DADT was originally spearheaded by a former governor of Arkansas (Bill Clinton)
      * The recent governor of Arkansas is Mike Beebe
      * President Obama signed DADT Repeal Act into law on December 22, 2010.
      * More than 3,000 red-winged blackbirds died suddenly in Beebe, Arkansas
      * Therefore: God is sending a sign that he is not happy about homosexuality (again)

    • A missile launcher was found in a Dumpster in Escondido on Friday afternoon, wrapped in plastic and surrounded by debris.
      A worker found the missile launcher and reported it to authorities, who say they believe the launcher is an anti-tank weapon used by the Marine Corps and Army.
    • Since hearing of the rampage, Tierney has been trying to figure out why Loughner did what he allegedly did. “More chaos, maybe,” he says. “I think the reason he did it was mainly to just promote chaos. He wanted the media to freak out about this whole thing. He wanted exactly what’s happening. He wants all of that.” Tierney thinks that Loughner’s mindset was like the Joker in the most recent Batman movie: “He fucks things up to fuck shit up, there’s no rhyme or reason, he wants to watch the world burn. He probably wanted to take everyone out of their monotonous lives: ‘Another Saturday, going to go get groceries’—to take people out of these norms that he thought society had trapped us in.”
    • As America’s anger thermostats overheats on Mark Twain censorship, Iconic Photos looks back at a visual issue that regularly graces our semi-annual, revisionist political correctness hissy fits: cigarette censorship in photos.
    • Here is an archive of installments of I Saw It Advertised One Day, a recurring feature where we take a look at comic book advertisements from the past seventy plus years that amuse me for whatever reason!
    • The honey buns enter lockup the same way anyone else does: bound, escorted through halls and sally ports, and secluded in small boxes solely opened from the outside. From there the honey buns languish for days, maybe longer, until they’re gone.

      They are a lowly, sturdy food designed for desperate cravings and vending machine convenience. They can endure weeks of neglect and even a mild mashing in a coat pocket or backpack. They are, it should come as no surprise, especially beloved by a similarly hardy but disrespected population: Florida’s prison inmates.

    • Konowalski claims to have lost seven pounds in the first three days of his new diet, which consists of Milk Bones and organic canned dog food.
    • A malware-laced e-mail that spoofed seasons greetings from The White House siphoned gigabytes of sensitive documents from dozens of victims over the holidays, including a number of government employees and contractors who work on cybersecurity matters.

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    Electrical Ghosts
    “Under these conditions on several different occasions I was able to obtain the formation of human and animal forms, which appeared in the magnetic field. At first these were only partial, but twice I succeeded in obtaining complete forms. They ALWAYS PRESENTED themselves in the sensitive field and near the variable point. Three photographic negatives, exceedingly clear and sharply defined, were obtained of these vibrational forms.”
    When geeks and graffiti combine
    Twitter Files: Nicki Minaj Sparks A Bonanza Of Boobz
    Australia bans small tits and female ejaculation in porn
    Thanks Vince Wilt
    Fluid Sexuality: Female Ejaculation and Censorship in the UK
    2010 Winter Olympics – The Highfliers – Photos by Ryan McGinley – The New York Times
    Ludacris Rocks an aNYthing Shirt
    Thanks Sebastian Demian
    Smoking Adderall?
    Shocking sculpture from the 1700s
    These utterly extraordinary sculptures are the work of Franz Xaver Messerschmidt (1736-1783). Messerschmidt was German-Austrian, and sculpted the heads in 1770-72. At this time he suffered from delusions and hallucinations, or a “confusion in the head” as his employer, the Viennese Academy of Fine Arts, described it. In 1774, Messerschmidt was expelled from the academy.
    Climate Crime: Phishing Scam Cripples European Emissions Trading
    Mafia ‘sank ships of toxic waste’
    Comic Book Ad Squirrel Monkeys from the Late 60’s/Early 70’s
    ” I grabbed it by its tail, and it came down on, starting literally up by my shoulder, like a drill press it landed on my arm, and every bite was breaking flesh. It was literally like an unsewing machine. It was literally unsewing my arm coming down, and I was pouring blood. I grabbed it by its neck with both my wrists, threw it back in the cage. It‚Äôs screaming like a scalded cat. I‚Äôm pouring blood. My friend‚Äôs laughing uncontrollably, and my father finally comes in the basement door and goes, ‚ÄòJeffery! What are you doing to that rabbit?‚Äô And I go, ‚ÄòIt‚Äôs not a rabbit, it‚Äôs a monkey, and it just bit the hell out of me.‚Äô”
    Is It Safe to Drive While Stoned? Cannabis and Driving
    Some scientists have suggested that the reason why stoned drivers do not crash more in laboratory simulations or road tests, even though they are clearly impaired, is because cannabis users tend to think they are more stoned than they really are, and do their best to compensate for it. In contrast, drunk drivers typically think they are less drunk than they really are. Given a dose of 7 mg THC (about a third of a joint), drivers rated themselves as impaired even though their driving performance was not. In contrast, at a blood alcohol concentration of 0.04% (slightly less than two cans of beer; half the legal limit in most US states), driving performance was impaired even though drivers rated themselves as fine.31 Cannabis smokers think they are driving badly when they are stoned and they also drive more cautiously.
    Mister Sandman‚ Bring Me a Nightmare
    – Ah C’Mon Fuckin Guy
    Green Screen Gangstaz. Thanks Patrick Nybakken.
    Frozen Head Made Of Blood
    “>Wheelchair In The Mosh Pit
    All You`ve Ever Wanted To Know About Semen
    THE TOILET MUG
    French fry-coated hot dog
    Axe Cop – Comic Written By 5 Yr Old, Drawn By 29 Yr Old
    ROB HALFORD AND SCOTT TRAVIS MANAGE TO GET THROUGH AN ENTIRE CONVERSATION WITH JERSEY SHORE‚  SNOOKI WITHOUT PUNCHING HER IN THE FACE
    Canadian Woman, 74, Extradited To U.S. On 30-Year-Old Pot Charge
    Vancouver s experiment with helping addicts get high
    In this one room, however, the drugs are legal. Insite is the only government-sanctioned supervised injection site in North America. Opened in 2003 with money from Vancouver s health authority and federal grants, Insite was initially given a three-year exemption to Canada s Controlled Substances Act. The facility is operated by a nonprofit social services organization called the Portland Hotel Society. Addicts arrive with drugs scored on the streets and inject them in a supervised environment, 18 hours a day, 365 days a year. A counter was laden with clean needles, sterile water, cookers, filters, tourniquets, alcohol swabs, condoms. The database includes more than 2,000 users, identified only by code NAMEs, and an average day will see 645 injections. There are always two staffers and two nurses on duty, standing by with oxygen masks and syringes of the overdose drug naloxone. To date they have intervened in more than a thousand overdoses without a single death.
    Illinois Cop Used Squad Car To Deliver Pot
    Joe Simon and Jack Kirby Take on the Nefarious Menace of the Marijuana!
    “I killed ’em all!! When I don’t get a reefer, I go crazy…. crazy!”
    Feds Won’t Study Pot’s Benefits, Only ‘Negative Consequences’
    One federal agency controls all the marijuana research done in the United States. And that agency has just admitted that it won’t fund research into the benefits of marijuana — only the supposed “negative consequences.”
    Art: The Art and Culture of Glass Pipes
    NASA Cocaine: Cocaine found at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center
    Is Meow Meow the new Ecstasy?
    Meow Meow (mephedrone) is easily, and legally, bought over the internet where it is often advertised as plant feed. When taken as a tablet, or snorted as a powder, it gives a similar high to Ecstasy and abuse has taken off in the UK over the past couple of years.
    Amazed and Confused: The Best Fictional Drugs on TV
    Crazy Bootleg Star Wars Tuna Commercial
    Famous Literary Drunks & Addicts
    Life of Mushrooms: Huautla de Jimenez Trailer
    Superstore of weed
    Pot haze invites raid on Nelson bus
    The strong odor of marijuana wafting from the window of a Willie Nelson tour bus led to six members of the country singer’s entourage getting busted in Duplin County for possession of marijuana and three-fourths of a quart of moonshine, law enforcement officials said.
    Actor Rip Torn arrested, charged with breaking into local bank with loaded gun
    What feds might do to counter states legalizing pot
    You end up punishing people for non-existent offenses, and create a perverse system of incentives. For example, if someone smoked pot yesterday and wants to drive today, from a legal perspective they might as well toke up right before driving. Either way, if caught, it’s considered drugged driving. The people most likely to be deterred by “per se” standards are those who would have been responsible anyway. It’s touted as a way to increase driving safety, but it does no such thing.
    Pa. Man Accused of Burning Puppy in Front of Kids
    Thanks Patrick Nybakken
    25 ACTION FIGURE CARD BACKS FROM THE 1980s
    ‘Antiquities Theft in Israel’ exhibition robbed
    An Israeli exhibition celebrating antiquities which have been recovered from thieves has been robbed of artefacts including a silver ring once worn by Alexander the Great.
    Houston Homes Used For Torture
    “…Smugglers would routinely beat the illegal immigrants, would force them to strip naked, would force men to have sex with each other and would only feed the group once a week.”
    Historical Erotica Gallery
    Sura Ionospheric Heating Facility
    Russia’s version of HAARP
    Sugar Frosted Cereal Museum [1939-1989]
    WEIRD ADVERTISING CHARACTERS
    Raiders of The Lost Snacks
    Thanks Billoney
    McBride on Ecstasy: ‘Eastbound & Down’
    Somali pirates fight over record ransom
    Owners of a Greek-flagged oil tanker dropped a record ransom payment of $5.5 million to $7 million on the deck of the ship today, prompting Somali pirates to release the Maran Centaurus.
    One of the Most Common Chemicals Used in Modern Life Is Now Being Seen as a Health Threat
    The Guantnamo Suicides: A Camp Delta sergeant blows the whistle
    Experts: Sitting too much could be deadly
    Veyron Lake Crash– Original Video- 1st hand account
    $1.5 million down the toilet!
    How To Survive An Atomic Blast
    Couch Dance – Two Inches From Your Nose!
    NJ – NSFW
    Haiti Earthquake Conspiracy, HAARP, EISCAT Experiments on January 12, 2010
    Obama Supports $675K File Sharing Verdict
    The Obama administration is backing $675,000 in damages a Massachusetts student must pay the Recording Industry Association of America for file sharing 30 songs.
    FBI got 2,000 phone records with fake terrorism emergencies
    The Federal Bureau of Investigation used false terrorism emergencies to illegally collect more than 2,000 phone records between 2002 and 2006.
    Susan Boyle Relaxes At Home (NSFW)
    Japanese Furry Rape Porn – NSFW
    Pedobear Collection
    Gamer Girls – Video Game Community, Player Profiles, FPS, MMORPG, RPG
    Car kills 104-year-old strongman
    A legendary, 104-year-old former Coney Island strongman survived shrapnel wounds from World War II, bent a quarter with his bare hands on his last birthday and still walked more than three miles each day — only to be killed crossing a street in Brooklyn yesterday.
    Donkey Kong Kunle
    City Questions Circumcision Ritual After Baby Dies
    The practice is known as oral suction, or in Hebrew, metzitzah b’peh: after removing the foreskin of the penis, the practitioner, or mohel, sucks the blood from the wound to clean it.It became a health issue after a boy in Staten Island and twins in Brooklyn, circumcised by the same mohel in 2003 and 2004, contracted Type-1 herpes. Most adults carry the disease, which causes the common cold sore, but it can be life-threatening for infants. One of the twins died.
    CATHOLIC ENCYCLOPEDIA: Relics
    Rasputin’s penis
    One woman confessed that the first time she made love to him her orgasm was so violent that she fainted. Perhaps his potency as a lover also had a physical explanation. Rasputin’s assassin and alleged homosexual lover, Felix Yusopov, claimed that his prowess was explained by a large wart strategically situated on his penis, which was of exceptional size.
    Hitler Escaped!
    It’s reported now that in 1940 the Nazis started to amass tractors, planes, sledges, gliders, and all sorts of machinery and materials IN THE SOUTH POLAR REGIONS — that for the next 4 years Nazi technicians built, on an almost unknown CONTINENT, Antarctica, the Fuhrer’s SHANGRILA — a new Berchtesgaden.” The report says they scooped out an entire mountain, built a new refuge completely camouflaged — a magic mountain hide-a-way.
    Did Hitler have only one testicle?
    Holy Prepuce
    Who stole Jesus’ foreskin?
    Did the Vatican steal Jesus’ foreskin so people would shut up about the savior’s penis?
    Searching for Christianity’s most sensitive remnant
    The quest for Jesus’ foreskin
    The Golden Age of Gang Graffiti
    Such awesome handstyles! Young ‘uns take note.
    With Rent Woes, Ray’s Candy Store Faces Threat of Padlock
    SAVE RAY’S!
    Paul Tronson Archangel Grimoire
    “This is by far, the single most stunningly beautiful book I have ever seen, that was related to magic.”
    Free Graffiti Creator – Graffiti Text Generator
    Need some letters? So Toy!
    Vintage Sleaze Themes — Drugs
    Porn Video Games for thr Atari 2600: MYSTIQUE PRESENTS SWEDISH EROTICA
    African Barber Signs | Ghana
    Papier Mache Carnival Masks
    Top 10 Westerns, if you ask the French
    You can be a Cop!  Awful Library Books
    Robertson on the Haiti earthquake: “[The people of Haiti] got together and swore a pact to the devil.”
    Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Swarovski Crystal Vajazzle
    So we’re just gonna come right out and say it: Jennifer Love Hewitt has been vajazzled.For those unaware of the practice, it’s like bedazzling your lady parts with stick-on Swarovski crystals.
    Pubic Hair Dye
    Get ready for “My New Pink Button” – It’s lipstick, but not for the lips on your face.
    Now there’s My New Pink Button ‚Äì a dye for your ladyparts. “Designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss,” the product comes in four tantalizing colors: Audry, Bettie, Ginger and Marilyn — and will set you back $29.95. With the promise of “restoring sexual confidence to women everywhere!” My New Pink Button lasts 48-72 hours (or, in sex terms, one lost weekend) and is as “easy as 1-2-3!” to apply. Why should dolling up your vagina be just for your pubes?
    Hypnoheist: More Than Just an Urban Legend?
    Stop Suffering from Female Weakness, Backache, Stomach Trouble, Constipation, Nervousness, Headache, Rupture
    Porn Star Erica Boyer Killed in Traffic Accident
    Comics: Kirby and Severin in Not Brand Echh
    Illinois soldier held in Afghanistan over child porn charges
    The pictures show the child in a swimsuit playing a wading pool and sitting on a truck. In one, the girl is wearing a swim suit and part of her buttocks are exposed.
    Woman finds stranger’s tooth in candy bar
    Spanish lawmaker’s photo used for bin Laden poster
    Russian hackers jam traffic with porn video
    Traffic jerked to a standstill as rubbernecking motorists ogled a pornographic clip posted by hackers on big-screen video billboards in Moscow, Russian news agencies reported on Friday.
    Pakistani couple charged with ‘occult killing’ of baby
    A couple in the southern Pakistani city of Karachi have been charged with murdering their baby daughter as part of an alleged “black magic” ritual.
    Suspect’s release ordered in Tiger Woods ‘unfaithful’ Gatorade case
    Kay told 9Wants to Know investigators earlier this week he altered Gatorade labels as a “pop art” project. Kay has been accused of violating three federal codes that prohibit product tampering.9NEWS first reported the bootleg bottles of Gatorade, featuring black-and-white labels with a photo of Tiger Woods and his wife Elin, and the word “unfaithful,” after they began appearing in Denver stores on Saturday.
    That won’t help get your daughter back: Courtney Love unveils new tattoo collection
    Adding up the explanations for ACTA’s “shameful secret”
    Why is an intellectual property treaty being negotiated in the name of the US public kept quiet as a matter of national security and treated as “some shameful secret”?Solid information on the Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement (ACTA) has been hard to come by, but Google on Monday hosted a panel discussion on ACTA at its DC offices. Much of the discussion focused on transparency, and why there’s so little of it on ACTA, even from an administration that has made transparency one of its key goals.
    Drunk Girl: Throwing Up … ¬† ¬† ¬†
    The Demolition of the World Trade Center
    Rockcafe Halford
    The only Rob Halford-themed, heavy metal, not-gay bar in East Berlin.
    I breastfeed my dog
    Thanks Carlen Altman
    Two Girls One Cyst Video
    No matter where you stand on the current health care controversy, we can all agree on one thing: amateur surgery is gross.
    Modified Mobile Phone Runs on Coca-Cola
    Thanks Patrick Nybakken
    Super Sperm
    Thanks Billoney
    Legends of the Dogon
    Eye Tattoos Become Newest Trend In Prisons (VIDEO)
    …but two prisoners have opened our eyes to the newest self-mutilating trend: eye tattoos that change the sclera to be blue or even red.When asked why he would do this to himself, David Boltjes (whose eyes are red) poetically remarked, “You can’t ask why…the real question is why not,” and his fellow inmate, blue-eyed Paul Inman explained that now, no one in the world would have the same color peepers as he has. Neither man would say how they managed to color their eyeballs, but both concurred it was extremely painful. Thanks Sarah Herse
    The Year on Drugs 2009: The Top Ten US Domestic Drug Policy Stories
    Adultery for heroin users
    A list of ingredients found by chemical analysis that have been used to cut street heroin sold in New York City from 1991 to 1996.
    Erowid Cocaine Vaults : Cocaine Adulterated with Levamisole on the Rise
    One theory is that levamisole or other adulterants boost the effects of cocaine, permitting material to pass for higher-quality product despite additional cuts made down the line. Another theory is that levamisole or other adulterants are added as chemical signatures used to track distribution of material.[Fucci 2007] It may be that levamisole has been used because it has similar solubility properties to cocaine and therefore is difficult to remove and has not previously been considered a serious health hazard. As of October 1, 2009, there is no definitive answer as to why it is used as a cocaine adulterant.
    What’s a Cancer Drug Doing in Cocaine?
    Most cocaine diluted with unsafe livestock drug
    Most cocaine coming into the United States has been diluted with a veterinary drug that is used to deworm horses and other animals but can cause severe illness and death in humans, public health experts say.
    Face2Face System (Sale: $2,995)
    Face2Face system has been developed to fight the Methamphetamine epidemic by showing people at risk how their faces will look like in 6 months, 1 year and 3 years after using meth.
    Apple Valley teen faces charges after selling candy to undercover officer; passed off Skittles as ecstasy
    New mechanism underlying cocaine addiction discovered
    These epigenetic changes in the brain’s pleasure circuits, which are also the first impacted by chronic cocaine exposure, likely contribute to an acquired preference for cocaine.
    on acid
    Art Clokey (RIP) creator of Gumby describes his experience.
    “>My kind of after-school program!
    How To Hack an ATM Part II
    Crazy Mars Photos
    SUPER MARKETING: Ads from the comic books
    Mind Hacks: The case of the haunted scrotum
    On CT scanning of the abdomen and pelvis, the right testis was not identified but the left side of the scrotum seemed to be occupied by a screaming ghostlike apparition
    2010: Living In the Future | the book
    Naked rambler could spend rest of life behind bars
    Stephen Gough was arrested seconds after he was released from Perth Prison in December after he walked out of the gates with no clothes on.
    Boston police fight cellphone recordings
    Witnesses taking audio of officers arrested, charged with illegal surveillance
    Fake marijuana under real fire in Topeka
    Privacy World – Home of your Personal and Financial Privacy Needs!
    Sky Creatures and Etheric Critters: A Quick and Dirty Intro
    Top 10 Most Audacious Shootouts in US History
    Planning for the unthinkable
    The implications are even more profound. Schwartz says that where today people typically spend anywhere between 15 and 25 per cent of their income on food, it could go as high as 40 or 50 per cent, should the food crisis hit. That means that people will likely have to cut their spending on holidays or consumer goods.
    It’s true: all the taken men are best
    A new study provides evidence for what many have long suspected: that single women are much keener on pursuing a man who’s already taken than a singleton.
    Minimum Wage Machine
    The minimum wage machine allows anybody to work for minimum wage. Turning the crank will yield one penny every 5.04 seconds, for $7.15 an hour (NY state minimum wage). If the participant stops turning the crank, they stop receiving money.
    Conversations About The Internet #5: Anonymous Facebook Employee
    Star Wars Burlesque: Tatooine-Styled Shenanigans at the Bordello
    Warren Beatty Slept With Almost 13,000 Women
    God Hates “Lady” Gaga
    1975 Kojak Pops
    Cycling Book Commercial
    Art Clokey dies at 88; creator of Gumby
    How to Brew a Good Cup of Coffee
    Web 2.0 Suicide Machine – Meet your Real Neighbours again! – Sign out forever!
    Some Soda Fountains Contain Fecal Bacteria
    Hong Kong acid attack leads to arrest
    More than 100 people have been injured since December 2008 in similar attacks in which bottles of acid were dropped from buildings in a pedestrian zone.
    Pitbull Sodomizes 2 Year Old
    New Jersey Legislature Approves Medical Marijuana Bill
    Dirty Jerzzzzzz! Thanks Billoney
    China rewards online porn surfer
    “It is because of the influence of pornography on the internet that I was only able to go to junior college.”Thanks Nico Dios.
    From Neu! To Kraftwerk: Football, Motorik And The Pulse Of Modernity
    Mexican government says Starbucks owes for using pre-Hispanic images on coffee mugs
    The mugs show images of the Aztec calendar stone and the Pyramid of the Moon from the pre-Aztec ruins of Teotihuacan, near Mexico City.
    of the Moonwalk
    Thanks Va$htie
    New airport scanners break child porn laws
    How do I get a job mannin’ one of these? No pedo!
    Christy
    Coroner: Self-help course led to suicide
    The G-spot ‘doesn’t appear to exist’, say researchers
    Their study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine is the biggest yet, involving 1,800 women, and it found no proof.The King’s College London team believe the G-spot may be a figment of women’s imagination, encouraged by magazines and sex therapists.
    Florida Keys cops leave ransom note for pot, nab suspected grower
    After a citizen’s tip led undercover detectives to six large marijuana plants growing in a wooded lot in the Keys, police half-jokingly left a phone number and ransom note.“Thanks for the grow! You want them back? Call for the price . . . We’ll talk.”Ten minutes later, the phone rang. Steven Locascio, 48, negotiated $200 to get his six-foot-tall plants back and arranged a meeting place.
    Haley Paige at AVN 2006 in Las Vegas
    Scroll down and read comments from her father about her tragic death.
    Inkyo Hwang (38) committed suicide a month after his pornstar wife Haley Paige (25) overdosed
    DOSH – Vital information for workers and employers in the adult film industry
    SEE IT INFLATED ~ Chasey Lain Inflatable Vibrating Fantasy Playmate @ Blow Me Up Sex Dolls
    Crack pipe not included.
    Chasey Lain Needs Help ¬´ Porn Stars: Where are they now?
    This is what 15 years of the porn industry can do to people. Kids please stay off drugs. It is a dead end street.
    Oh, the Horror! Why Skeptics Should Embrace the Supernatural on Television
    ExtenZe Energy Drink
    With the key components of ExtenZe in the energy drinks, our ExtenZe drink will deliver more stamina, an invigorated libido, bigger, harder, fuller erections plus all the energy you need to exploit them! Men are not the only ones that will benefit from ExtenZe drinks, women will enjoy all the same benefits, with increased clitoral sensitivity.
    Moon hole might be suitable for colony
    Bumfucked Hillbilly Backwoods Gear
    Thanks Sara F Lee
    Image Ltd – Flowers of Romance
    FACESITTING FANTASIES . FACESITTING GALLERIES. SITTING ON FACE 3D ARTWORK
    Grand Guignol Online
    As used today, the term ‘Grand Guignol’ (pronounced Grahn Geen-yol’) refers to any dramatic entertainment that deals with macabre subject matter and features ‚Äúover-the-top‚Äù graphic violence. It is derived from Le Theatre du Grand Guignol, the name of the Parisian theatre that horrified audiences for over sixty years.
    Grand Guignol
    Le Laboratoire des Hallucinations, by Andr√© de Lorde: When a doctor finds his wife’s lover in his operating room, he performs a graphic brain surgery rendering the adulterer a hallucinating semi-zombie. Now insane, the lover/patient hammers a chisel into the doctor’s brain.Un Crime dans une Maison de Fous, by Andr√© de Lorde: Two hags in an insane asylum use scissors to blind a young, pretty fellow inmate out of jealousy. L’Horrible Passion, by Andr√© de Lorde: A nanny strangles the children in her care.
    What’s the story on the Grand Guignol, the original shock theater?
    Two brothers have an orgy with two prostitutes at a lighthouse. The lighthouse beacon goes out and one of the brothers realizes a boat containing their mother is heading toward the rocks. But the drunken lighthouse keeper has locked the beacon door. The brother goes nuts, blames everything on an earlier blasphemy by one of the hookers, slits her throat, and throws her out the window. “The boat with the men’s mother crashes against the rocks,” Gordon says. “In a religious frenzy, the [brothers] decide to burn [the other prostitute] to death. After pouring gasoline on her, they incinerate her and pray.” The end.
    You can shave the baby!
    Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
    The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.
    Wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers
    Ex-Homeland Security chief head said to abuse public trust by touting body scanners
    Since the attempted bombing of a U.S. airliner on Christmas Day, former Homeland Security secretary Michael Chertoff has given dozens of media interviews touting the need for the federal government to buy more full-body scanners for airports.What he has made little mention of is that the Chertoff Group, his security consulting agency, includes a client that manufactures the machines. The relationship drew attention after Chertoff disclosed it on a CNN program Wednesday, in response to a question.
    Murderer wrote ‘you dead dog’ on grave
    “After Emma Barrett and her lover murdered her ex-boyfriend, she wrote “you’re dead, you dead dog” in the concrete shovelled over his body.” Thanks Petey.
    Heroin for dummies
    The city spent $32,000 on 70,000 fliers that tell you how to shoot heroin, complete with detailed tips on prepping the dope and injecting it into your arm.
    Kevin Connolly takes Chloe Sevigny on a date
    Keep it HBO…haaaah!
    Bodegas, barbershops dealing sweet liquor punch ‘Nutcrackers’ to city teens
    “Kevin, 20, a marijuana addict at Odyssey House, said, “Nutcrackers are the new liquid loosies [loose cigarettes].”
    Russia wants U.S. surge on Afghan drugs
    Some say the vast poppy fields are the real killers from Afghanistan. U.S. forces patrol some of them, but these days the fields are rarely destroyed – it’s seen as counterproductive, driving farmers into the arms of the Taliban.But to many, the carnage caused by the heroin from these crops – which has increased dramatically since the Taliban were overthrown – is far worse than any roadside bomb.
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    Facebook Absolutely Demolishing MySpace in the Sex Offender Demographic
    One-legged hostage taker apprehended
    Police had tried to negotiate with the man in a wheelchair who reportedly demanded a pizza as part of his terms. Thanks Patrick Nybakken.
    Either Mark Zuckerberg got a whole lot less private or Facebook’s CEO doesn’t understand the company’s new privacy settings
    USDA Classifies PETA as a Terrorist Threat
    The USDA has just released a new security profile form (pdf), which it distributes to animal experimentation facilities. The form reveals that PETA has been classified as a terrorist threat by the US government–potentially opening up its members to prosecution as terrorists. According to Green is the New Red, an eco-activist rights website, the document was given to all facilities that conduct experiments on animals. They were asked to disclose whether they were the target of attacks or harassment from a list of terrorist groups–one of which, evidently, is PETA.
    Design the Next NYC Condom Package!
    Design a Condom Wrapper, City Asks
    If you have ever wanted to put your personal imprint on that most personal of items, here is your chance, thanks to New York City. On Tuesday, the Department of Health and Mental Hygiene, which unveiled the city’s highly popular first official condom on Valentine’s Day 2007 and followed it up with a redesign a year later, invited New Yorkers to submit designs for a “special, limited-edition” New York City condom wrapper that will be unveiled in the fall.
    Sir your head is shaped like a penis
    Why Men Fake Orgasms
    The exact percentage of men who fake orgasms varies depending on the source. The ABC News Primetime Live Poll: The American Sex Survey (2004) reported that eleven percent of men surveyed said they had faked orgasms. A study by Muehlenhard and Shippee of students at the University of Kansas (2009) found that as many as twenty-five percent of men surveyed reported that they faked orgasms on occasion.
    CREW UNVEILS ITS LIST OF TOP TEN ETHICS SCANDALS OF 2009 | Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington
    29% of Americans say religion ‘out of date’
    A Gallup poll of Americans’ attitudes towards religion released on Christmas Eve found significant recent increases in those responding either that they have no religious preference, that religion is not very important in their lives, or that they believe religion “is largely old-fashioned or out of date.”
    The Man Who Conned The Pentagon
    Porn for the Blind
    Thanks Carlen Altman
    U.N. Report Says Counterterrorism Measures ‘Risk Unduly Penalizing Transgender Persons’
    “Enhanced immigration controls that focus attention on male bombers who may be dressing as females to avoid scrutiny make transgender persons susceptible to increased harassment and suspicion.”
    IGGY POP of the Stooges, on being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
    “Am I still cool? Or is that over now?”
    Climate summit most chaotic show on earth
    “I can’t remember an occasion when more people of power and influence came together on a more important issue and went away with so little to show for it.”
    Hot Boots!!! A community of men into BOOTS !
    Thanks Carlen Altman
    An E-Book Buyer’s Guide to Privacy
    Unfortunately, e-reader technology also presents significant new threats to reader privacy. E-readers possess the ability to report back substantial information about their users’ reading habits and locations to the corporations that sell them. And yet none of the major e-reader manufacturers have explained to consumers in clear unequivocal language what data is being collected about them and why.
    Why Sex With Robots is Always Wrong: The Impending Demise of the Human Species
    You sent me your pics
    You sent me your pics is a blog of all the pictures that are sent to me by girls throught emails or chat. None of them were found on the web though some of them must be fakes. This blog aims to show that anyone can send you pictures of them just after a few chats or emails. Enjoy
    End Of Term Naked Party!
    Alex & Annie 1979
    Duck Boner Video
    MICRO-FLUFF
    The Case Against Ball Lightning
    FBI releases files on Michael Jackson involving child-molestation charges
    Delaware Pediatrician Charged With Raping Patients
    Court documents say that during those searches, the police seized at least six cameras, 100 DVDs and VHS tapes, dozens of reel-to-reel films and a small computer data storage device that contained videos of multiple forced sexual acts with child patients — including intercourse, oral sex and fondling.Several of the videos, court documents say, show the doctor, in blue scrubs, yelling orders at the toddlers, some of whom are crying or trying to run away. In one video, Dr. Bradley has a “violently enraged” expression on his face, the court papers say.
    Police bomb squad in Richmond blows up pot bong
    It turns out it was a pipe, but not a pipe bomb. Police now think it was a marijuana bong left behind by some taggers who were seen vandalizing the house and a car at about 6 pm
    Cognitive Commodities in the Neuro Marketplace
    For instance, the same neurostim device that uses electric impulses from a brain implant to treat people with Parkinson‘s Disease can be tweaked by a few millimeters and pulse rates to make cocaine addicts feel like they are high all the time. Neurostim isn‘t a cheap commodity yet, but in the future it could be.
    How One Odd Duck Says ‘No’ to Sex
    “In species where forced copulation is common, males have evolved longer penises, but females have coevolved convoluted vaginas with dead-end cul-de-sacs and spirals in the opposite direction of the male penis,” said lead researcher Patricia Brennan of Yale University. “This coevolution results from conflict between the sexes over who is going to control fertilization.”
    Eighth-graders charged in sex incident in classroom
    Clown and Santa sentenced for child porn
    “Downtown the Clown”
    Santa Spanks Naughty Girl
    Santa Claus Porn.com | Hardcore Christmas Porn | Merry XXXmas!
    KKKhristmas
    Christmas with Hitler
    OMG, Secret Nazi Santa!
    RIGHTEOUS MAN CARTOONS
    Internet Predator PSA
    Gary Gygax Dies, Goes To Hell
    D&D is called a “Role Playing Gaime” because players are encouraged to consider-alternative lifestyles, particularly gender-swapping. Men may play as women, and women play as men, having ‘adventures’ which quickly degrade into sex-orgies.Dungeon-Masters encourage players to ‘act’ their part as much as possible. Most gaming sessions will involve nudity and copious actual or simulated gay-sex.
    and the Anunnaki – Planet X Video
    Photographic Evidence that Barack Obama is a Human/Reptilian Hybrid
    The Inner Child Healer Pendant (an Orgone Protective Pendant)
    It Never RAINS but it Pours: Reporting on the Satan Hunters
    She knows it is a myth because she herself suffered, back in the 1940s and 1950s when she was a small child, and the hands of an inter-generational, multi-perpetrator cult, actually at least five cults who were conspiring together. These included: a Satanic Cabal hiding under the cover of a Fundamentalist church; a Dionysiac group (who had survived underground ever since the days of ancient Rome) who “specialise in political manipulation through crime and blackmail”; a feminist Pagan coven; a youth gang who used Satanic imagery; and military mind-control experts who were affiliated with the Masons.
    Lil Wayne detained in Texas after marijuana found on tour buses
    Wow.
    Jewish Curls
    Thanks Carlen Altman
    Video: Police hunt supermarket bottom sniffer
    Police are hunting a man who carried out what they describe as ‘bizarre’ sexual assaults after he repeatedly knelt behind a shelf stacker to smell his behind.Thanks Patrick Nybakken
    Buju Banton faces drug conspiracy charges
    Buju Banton, the Jamaican reggae star whose anti-gay lyrics have drawn international criticism, is in a federal lockup in Miami, facing drug conspiracy charges.Drug Enforcement Administration agents say Banton, real name Mark Anthony Myrie, has been in custody since Thursday and will soon be transferred to Tampa, where the U.S. Attorney is charging him with conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute more than five kilos of cocaine.
    Bonkers Institute: Marvelous Mental Medicine Show ~ Vintage Drug Ads
    S. Burroughs -The Junky’s Christmas
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    Lil Wayne’s Miami apartment scares off potential buyers because of marijuana smell
    Brazen OxyContin Robber Appears Unstoppable
    Genie/Djinn Guide
    Ages of consent in North America
    A Handy Guide. 0;-P
    The World’s Longest Toilet Queue
    The NEW version of ‘Hands Across America’.
    No Toilet, No Bride – No Woman, No Cry
    About 665 million people in India — about half the population — lack access to latrines. But since a “No Toilet, No Bride” campaign started about two years ago, 1.4 million toilets have been built here in the northern state of Haryana, some with government funds, according to the state’s health department.
    Crappers Fer Fat Bastards! Check The Testimonials
    Big John Toilet Seat and Big John Toilet Support brings stability and comfort to an ever growing population. Our seat has the largest, most comfortable, luxuriously contoured sitting surface and opening available on the market. The first of it’s kind specifically designed for the overweight populus. Ideal for people with larger frames
    FARMERS in southern Taiwan have started to potty-train their pigs in response to a planned water pollution fee.
    Funny Early Photos of Metallica, Slayer, Anthrax, Marilyn Manson, Dio, Lemmy
    Thanks Billoney
    Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico
    Best Sex Offender Name
    jeffrey will you jeffrey what jeffrey you kicked the jeffrey will you jeffrey will you jeffrey what jeffrey don’t do that jeffre
    Drug money saved banks in global crisis, claims UN advisor
    Antonio Maria Costa, head of the UN Office on Drugs and Crime, said he has seen evidence that the proceeds of organised crime were “the only liquid investment capital” available to some banks on the brink of collapse last year. He said that a majority of the $352bn (¬£216bn) of drugs profits was absorbed into the economic system as a result.
    Mission Mind Control (1979) ABC Special
    Uncovering government agencies (especially the CIA) that secretly tested the effects of LSD on humans.
    Ever had your shit pushed in?
    Towards 2013
    Spreading fear is totally irresponsible at this point. A lot of us pay lip service to the idea of indirect manifestation through thought or will, and if any version of that is true then we’ve really got to start visualizing some more inspiring outcomes posthaste. Even if you think that junk is bunk you know that despairing people solve no problems. Without hope we’re hopeless. I feel that it is my sacred duty to help raise morale on this spaceship until it’s big enough to fend for itself. I, for one, think we’ve got a fighting chance. Call me an optimist. Maybe I’m just too cowardly to encompass the possibility of failure. In any event I’m a devoted fan of sentient life in general and I intend to go down rooting for the home team. Go humans! Forward escape! The curtain is up and the enemy’s gate is down. Damn the torpedoes and never tell me the odds.
    How A Stupid Facebook Game Makes Zynga Millions
    How is it possible that Facebook gamesmaker Zynga will turn in 2009 revenues approaching a reported $250 million — making 90% of its money selling gamers nothing but virtual goods?
    Is the Mossad Too Obsessed With Iran?
    The Israeli government’s single-minded focus on Tehran has caused friction with the Obama administration, which is seeking to engage Iran and to promote a deal with the Palestinians. Publicly there is no rift: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says he supports efforts to halt Iran’s nuclear program diplomatically, as long as harsh sanctions are imposed if no progress is shown. But the threat of a unilateral Israeli attack remains on the table‚Äîand while that threat may give the Americans leverage in talks with Tehran, an actual attack might well invite Iranian retaliation against U.S. forces in the Middle East and South Asia.
    HOLE IN THE HEAD GANG
    “Joey was ready to try the operation for a third time. With Amanda present, he followed the old groove, trying to break through the thin layer of bone that was left. Proving the Doctors wrong, when he broke through he found not death but “An ominous sounding schlurp and the sound of bubbling.” Upon withdrawing the trepan, there was a piece of bone in it, but it was apparent that the cut had been uneven, and that part of the bone had snapped off. “At the time I thought that any hole would do, no matter what size. I bandaged my head and cleared away the mess.”
    Trepanation
    This weekend I had a hole drilled through my skull. I read that this increased one‚Äôs consciousness permanently. I read about the supposed de-conditioning properties. I read about more parts of the brain working simultaneously as there would be more blood up there to help this happen. The arguments for it all seemed to be quite lengthy, quite detailed, thought out and researched, and very intelligent. The arguments against it were based solely on the opinion that it is ‚Äòcrazy‚Äô and talk like, “What‚Äôs more conscious than conscious?”. I heard from an acquaintance on telephone that she was glad she had done it, felt more mental energy, and had days of brilliance. I came to believe that the key to a permanent consciousness increase was a hole in the skull, to restore the full brain pulsation of infancy.
    Skeptic’s Annotated Bible / Quran / Book of Mormon
    Are Americans a Broken People? Why We’ve Stopped Fighting Back Against the Forces of Oppression
    U.S. citizens do not actively protest obvious injustices for the same reasons that people cannot leave their abusive spouses: They feel helpless to effect change. The more we don’t act, the weaker we get. And ultimately to deal with the painful humiliation over inaction in the face of an oppressor, we move to shut-down mode and use escape strategies such as depression, substance abuse, and other diversions, which further keep us from acting. This is the vicious cycle of all abuse syndromes.
    There’s More to Sex Than a Cum Shot to the Face: What Men Should Unlearn from Hardcore Porn
    How not to make love like a porn star
    Hey, guys: Are adult films making you bad at sex?
    Health Insurers Caught Paying Facebook Gamers Virtual Currency To Oppose Reform Bill
    Paying people to act like political supporters is called “astroturfing,” because its fake grass-roots campaigning. So maybe this should be called Virtual astroturfing. Virtual-turfing? Astroturfing 2.0?
    Effects of 6-10 Hz ELF on Brain Waves
    Krampus
    “Krampus is a mythical creature who accompanies Saint Nicholas in various regions of the world during the Christmas season. The word Krampus originates from the Old High German word for claw (Krampen). In the Alpine regions, Krampus is represented by an incubus-like creature. While Saint Nicholas gives gifts to good children, the Krampus warns and punishes bad children. Traditionally, young men dress up as the Krampus in the first two weeks of December, particularly in the evening of December 5, and roam the streets frightening children and women with rusty chains and bells. In some rural areas the tradition also includes birching by Krampus, especially of young girls.” Thanks Rob Kiley
    Ministry
    Thanks Patrick Nybakken
    Chefs on Drugs
    Could The HAARP Project Be For Mind Control? by Nicholas Jones
    Method and Apparatus for Shielding a Person from the Polluting Effects of Extremely Low Frequency (ELF) Magnetic Waves, and all Other Environmental Electromagnetic Emissions
    Bronx Build-A-Bear toys stuffed with millions in heroin
    JuggaloFaith – Juggalos 4 Jesus!
    “Truth is we follow God, we’ve always been behind him, the Carnival is God, may all the juggalos find him.”
    DJs Mavado, Vybz Kartel pledge to end lyrical feud
    Dancehall stars Mavado and Vybz Kartel have given the Government a commitment to end their lyrical feud, which has spilled over into violent clashes on the nation’s streets.The two are leaders of the groups known as Gaza and Gully and their supporters have been at odds since 2006. Yesterday, the dancehall stars used a meeting with three government ministers at the Office of the Prime Minister (OPM) to announce an end to the derogatory lyrics they have traded, while calling on their supporters to end the fuss.
    Minor Threat Drummer Sells Test Pressing for Nearly $6,000
    Loud bass music ‘killed student’ Tom Reid
    He told her: ‘My heart feels funny. I think the bass is affecting me. Oh God, I feel very weird. My heart is beating so fast.’
    Fantasy Artist Frank Frazetta’s son ‘in museum theft’
    The son of renowned American fantasy artist Frank Frazetta, has been charged with trying to steal paintings worth $20m (¬£12m) from his father’s museum.
    Saratoga Springs police officer sprayed, sickened with LSD while making arrest
    Creepy Creeper!
    What was it she actually climbed down from?A – It is a storage loft/area in the apartment. It has no connection to any outside ventilation or anything of that such. It does go pretty deep back in there, almost all the way to over the stove/kitchen area. She had set up a little nook for herself.
    SPECTACULAR S.S. ADAMS NOVELTY ITEM COLLECTION
    Satan for Kids, Part 2
    Don’t Make Me Go Back, Mommy: A child’s book about satanic ritual abuse
    How the US forgot how to make Trident missiles
    The US National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA) “lost knowledge” of how to make a mysterious but very hazardous material codenamed Fogbank. As a result, the warhead refurbishment programme was put back by at least a year, and racked up an extra $69 million.
    Ride Collies at the Rodeo
    Ghost Ride The Dog!
    NWO Project Blue Beam: False Holographic Second Coming
    Pfizer shamed with $2.3bn fine for marketing fraud
    Pfizer pleaded guilty to the charges, and will pay a fine of $1.195 billion, the largest criminal fine ever imposed in the US for any matter. The company’s subsidiary Pharmacia & Upjohn will also forfeit $105 million, for a total criminal resolution of $1.3 billion.
    Massive TSA Security Breach As Agency Gives Away Its Secrets
    In a massive security breach, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) inadvertently posted online its airport screening procedures manual, including some of the most closely guarded secrets regarding special rules for diplomats and CIA and law enforcement officers.
    “Afghan drug trafficking brings US $50 billion a year”
    I don’t make anything up. Americans themselves admit that drugs are often transported out of Afghanistan on American planes. Drug trafficking in Afghanistan brings them about 50 billion dollars a year – which fully covers the expenses tied to keeping their troops there. Essentially, they are not going to interfere and stop the production of drugs. They engage in military action only when they are attacked. They don’t have any planned military action to eliminate the Mujahideen. Rather, they want to make the situation more unstable and help the Taliban to be more active. They even started negotiations with them, trying to direct them to the Central-Asian republics, to destabilize the whole region and set up their bases there.
    New KFC Opens In Palms? Sort of…(Instead of Fried Chicken, They Sell Marijuana)
    Worry Over Abuse Of Michael Jackson Drug Grows
    But even providers who use it on a daily basis are unclear how potent it can be. A recent study found 30 percent of physicians who abused propofol actually died. And last year, Dr. Brent Cambron was found dead in a storage closet at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center. There was a half-filled vial of propofol and other drugs surrounding his body. The anesthesiologist had been battling drug addiction.
    Blue – Al Goldstein’s Restaurant Review
    Pedro #1 Check On It
    Holy Fuck! Thanks Vinnie.
    L.A. City Council OKs cap on medical marijuana dispensaries
    Ecstasy pill collection allegedly stolen
    It was not immediately clear why about 40 red-and-white pills out of the 2,400-pill-strong collection would be poisoned, but the police say they fear the drugs could be lethal if swallowed.
    Exploding bubble gum kills student
    Thanks Patrick Nybakken
    Spiral UFO puts Norway in a spin
    Mystery as spiral blue light display hovers above Norway
    That Crazy Spiral in the Sky? It Might Be Real
    Blue Light Spiral Over Norway 09th Dec. 2009
    A mysterious light display appearing over Norway last night has left thousands of residents in the north of the country baffled.Witnesses from Tr√∏ndelag to Finnmark compared the amazing sight to anything from a Russian rocket to a meteor or a shock wave – although no one appears to have mentioned UFOs yet.The phenomenon began when what appeared to be a blue light seemed to soar up from be More..hind a mountain. It stopped mid-air, then began to circulate
    The Art of David Dees
    David Dees: Conspiratorial Artist
    ONLY DEATH IS REAL: An Illustrated History of Hellhammer and Early Celtic Frost, by Tom Gabriel Fischer with Martin Eric Ain | Bazillion Points Books
    Hara-Kiri Magazine Covers
    “Hara Kiri editions, subtitled “Journal b√™te et m√©chant” (Stupid and vicious magazine), were constantly aiming at established powers, be they political parties or institutions like the Church or the State. In 1961 and 1966 the monthly magazine was temporarily banned by the French Government.” – Wiki. Thanks Rob Kiley
    Gs 2 Gents Sucker Punch
    Thanks Em One
    GUIDOS!
    The Militarization of Sex
    Mutaa is a form of “temporary marriage” only acceptable within Shiite communities, one that allows couples to have religiously sanctioned sex for a limited period of time, without any commitments, and without the obligatory involvement of religious figures. In conservative Muslim societies known for their strict sense of propriety, mutaa offers an escape clause. The contract is very simple. The woman says: “I marry myself to you for [a specific period of time] and for [a specified dowry]” and the man says: “I accept.” The period can range between one hour and a year, and is subject to renewal.
    The 6 Weirdest, Scariest Processed Foods
    Kraft‚Äôs response to Lifsey‚Äôs lawsuit was a masterwork of poor corporate spin, as a company spokesperson told the Los Angeles Times, “We think customers understand that it isn’t made from avocado.” Well actually, no. Customers tend to buy guacamole with the understanding that it will be made from, oh, I don‚Äôt know, avocados.
    Canadian polar bear eating a cub that it killed and cannibalized
    Social Security: The Phony Crisis
    University of Michigan has a Strict Masturbation Policy
    Carl Sagan on Marijuana
    I do not consider myself a religious person in the usual sense, but there is a religious aspect to some highs. The heightened sensitivity in all areas gives me a feeling of communion with my surroundings, both animate and inanimate. Sometimes a kind of existential perception of the absurd comes over me and I see with awful certainty the hypocrisies and posturing of myself and my fellow men. And at other times, there is a different sense of the absurd, a playful and whimsical awareness. Both of these senses of the absurd can be communicated, and some of the most rewarding highs I’ve had have been in sharing talk and perceptions and humor. Cannabis brings us an awareness that we spend a lifetime being trained to overlook and forget and put out of our minds. A sense of what the world is really like can be maddening; cannabis has brought me some feelings for what it is like to be crazy, and how we use that word ‘crazy’ to avoid thinking about things that are too painful for us.
    DEA Forced to Scrub Misleading Info on the American Medical Association’s Position on Marijuana
    Prisoner dupes guards, grows pot in cell
    A British prisoner convinced guards his marijuana plants were tomato plants — and they even allowed him to decorate one as a Christmas tree, a source said.
    Defense contractors got flu vaccine before schools, hospitals: report
    Keep the war machine rollin’!
    LA Ghetto Gang Bus Tour
    The concept appears to have no equal in L.A. — for good reason, some might argue. It seems to echo, more than anything, the “slum tours” of such sites as India’s Dharavi township and Rio de Janeiro’s favelas. Those operations have been lauded as innovative economic tools and mechanisms for humanizing poverty — and also attacked as exploitative and voyeuristic.
    Parents of Dead Teen Sue School Over Sexting Images
    Hipsters repaint bike lanes in brush off to Hasids
    “They don’t want the hipsters in their neighborhood,” he said. “It’s like in Howard Beach back in the day when they didn’t want black people in the neighborhood.”Hipsters are the new black.
    The 35 Worst Straight-to-DVD Sequels Of The 2000s
    Molester says three-month sentence for molesting a 12-year-old girl could ruin his ice cream stand business – Morning Call
    Cheerleader Pics By Segway Photog Cause Concern
    Note to Frederick County parents: you know that guy who motors around on a Segway with a homemade sign that says “PRESS” and who is constantly taking pictures of the high school cheerleaders? Make sure you know where those photos end up.
    Female Scout leader accused of sex with young boy
    “The boy’s parents called us when they came home, and their child was having sexual intercourse with an older female in his bedroom,” Sheriff’s Capt. Steve Johnson said. “They blocked the female from leaving until deputies arrived.”
    10 Biggest Sports Sex Scandals of All Time: How Does Tiger Woods Rate?
    Drugs and Poisons: Suicide do’s and dont’s: Seven drugs, poisons, and other chemicals that are great to kill yourself with, provided you are into that sort of thing
    DXM (Dextromethorphan) – Make Up Your Own Mind
    DXM, also known as dextromethorphan, is a cough-suppressing ingredient found in a variety of over-the counter cold and cough medications. When taken according to directions, products containing DXM produce few side effects and have a long history of safety and effectiveness as cough suppressants. When abused in high amounts, DXM becomes a dissociative* drug that can become dangerous.
    Occult Rock
    ‘Fake fingerprint’ Chinese woman fools Japan controls
    It is Japan’s first case of alleged biometric fraud, but police believe the practice may be widespread.Japanese police suspect Chinese brokers of taking huge sums to modify fingerprints surgically
    Mom blames son’s death on air freshener
    “The boy’s mother has hired an attorney and they’re in the process of filing a lawsuit against the makers of Glade.”Such bullshit, waitin’ for the follow-up report that says she killed him.
    U.S. Helps Frequent Fliers Make a Mint
    At least several hundred mile-junkies discovered that a free shipping offer on presidential and Native American $1 coins, sold at face value by the U.S. Mint, amounted to printing free frequent-flier miles. Mileage lovers ordered more than $1 million in coins until the Mint started identifying them and cutting them off.Coin buyers charged the purchases, sold in boxes of 250 coins, to a credit card that offers frequent-flier mile awards, then took the shipments straight to the bank. They then used the coins they deposited to pay their credit-card bills. Their only cost: the car trip to make the deposit.
    Irish Catholic nuns offer compensation for Church child sex abuse
    The Sisters of Mercy in Dublin have offered $193 million in money and property to those who were abused by nuns in their order.
    Surprising Study On Terrorism: Al-Qaida Kills Eight Times More Muslims Than Non-Muslims
    Hallucinogenic herb from Mexico under scrutiny
    But is it dangerous? Johnson, the psychopharmacologist, said emergency rooms aren’t reporting an increase in salvia overdoses or other issues related to the drug ‚Äî in part because “it’s very short-acting, lasting five to 10 minutes.”Salvia doesn’t appear to be addictive, nor is it particularly toxic, Johnson said. “The science is pretty clear. … Salvia is not the next methamphetamine or the next cocaine or heroin.” But, he warned, “this is a powerful drug. If someone were to drive on it, that would be a very bad thing.” In Delaware, Brett Chidester, 17, committed suicide in 2006 after becoming a salvia smoker. There was no evidence that Chidester was under the influence of salvia when he killed himself, but within four months, state legislators passed “Brett’s Law,” making salvia a controlled substance.
    HPD officer’s ‘666’ badge scares the devil out of some
    Black, now 41 and a 20-year veteran of the force, is in the unusual fraternity of police officers who have worn the mark of the beast on their uniforms — the number in the biblical book of Revelations that signifies the ultimate evil.
    Bees on Cocaine
    According to the boffins, cocaine turns good bees – productive members of the hive – into untrustworthy scumbags. The cocaine-addled insects would routinely exaggerate the quality of sugar or pollen they had found, lying to their fellow hive members through the medium of “waggle dancing”, the standard method of describing one’s work among bees.
    Suit wants details about cops’ online probes
    There’s nothing wrong with law enforcement agencies’ using Internet technology to investigate crimes, Bay Area privacy advocates say. But they want the federal government to say how, when and why its agents look at Americans’ social networking accounts.
    Jesus Leonardo is a stooper, picking up tickets that others have thrown away at OTB parlors.
    For the past 10 years, Jesus Leonardo has been cleaning up at an OTB parlor in Midtown Manhattan, cashing in, by his own count, nearly half a million dollars’ worth of winning tickets from wagers on thoroughbred races across the country.
    Is Homeland Security trying to ram through Pass ID?
    Finally, the states and Homeland Security appear to be in the middle of some kind of cross between a game a chicken and a power play, with travelers caught in the middle. Napolitano wants Pass ID to be approved and is using the threat of paralyzing travel through the entire United States of America in order to encourage the Senate to move the Pass ID bill along.
    Ancient site reveals signs of mass cannibalism
    “We see patterns on the bones of animals indicating that they have been spit-roasted,” he said. “We have seen some of these same patterns on the human bones [at this site].”
    Toledo man arrested in Salvation Army kettle theft
    Maumee Police Sgt. David Tullis said the robber pushed the volunteer, and pulled the kettle away from her. He put the kettle and tripod in the back of a pickup truck after telling her, “I can’t stand you and your bell-ringing. I hate Christmas.”
    Prisoners get drunk on swine flu hand gel
    Facebook profiles capture true personality, according to new psychology research
    “I was surprised by the findings because the widely held assumption is that people are using their profiles to promote an enhanced impression of themselves,” says Gosling of the more than 700 million people worldwide who have online profiles. “In fact, our findings suggest that online social networking profiles convey rather accurate images of the profile owners, either because people aren’t trying to look good or because they are trying and failing to pull it off.
    Twin Subway Perverts
    “He’s a recidivist subway grinder with over half a dozen convictions,”
    Gangs in New York talk Twitter: Use tweets to trash-talk rivals, plan fights
    “It is another tool … just like old phone records,” a police source said. “We can go through them [messages] to track these guys.”
    New Israel Defense Forces unit to fight enemies on Facebook, Twitter
    The new unit, as well as an initiative by the Information and Diaspora Ministry to train people to represent Israel independently on the Internet and in other arenas, were presented Monday at the conference during a panel discussion on Israeli public relations abroad.
    Kirk has taken too much fucking LSD
    DEA vs. ‘House’
    They gave the DEA final script approval over all episodes of House. Talk about big brother. Then again, “big brother” is the very essence of drug prohibition.
    Condom Order Form : New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene
    You can call 311 if you need a free condom!
    American Drug War -The Last White Hope
    The War on Drugs has become the longest and most costly war in American history, the question has become, how much more can the country endure?
    Preparing for cannabis, a growth industry
    The business of medical marijuana is rapidly evolving in Michigan, with Royal Oak preparing to pass the state’s first zoning law to cluster professional growers and the opening in Southfield of a trade school teaching plant cultivation.
    The rise and rise of legal highs
    Beer That’s Out Of This World. Sapporo’s Space Barley.
    250 winners will be able to purchase the brew, the price of which will be $115.00 a six-pack.
    The History of Horrible Rap Music in Popular Culture, Part I
    The mainstream media began using rap to push everything on consumers, from rapping Chicken Nuggets to video games. Even white-bread celebs like David Faustino and “Rappin'” Rodney Dangerfield tried their hands at the musical genre. Join us as we take you on a detailed, blow-by-blow journey through Where It All Went Wrong. As with so many things that went wrong, it all ends with Miley Cyrus.
    The Top 6(66) Metal Documentaries
    Guitar World Magazine – Top 30 All-Time Greatest Punk Albums
    Patient Money РWhen Buying Vitamins, Know What’s Worth Paying For РNYTimes.com
    Of course, it’s controversial whether we should be taking vitamins at all. Recent studies have indicated that taking a multivitamin won’t protect you from heart disease or cancer. And experts maintain that if you eat well, you don’t need vitamin supplements.“The evidence shows that a healthy diet and exercise are the best way to ward off disease; a vitamin cannot replace those benefits,” says Eric Rimm, associate professor of epidemiology and nutrition at the Harvard School of Public Health.
    Sparks Outlawed? Now You Can Make It at Home
    Bathtub Sparks2 pieces Pez candy, one yellow, one pink 1 can King Cobra 1 can Red Bull Crush the Pez until reduced to a fine powder. Transfer the powder to the bottom of an empty glass. Pour in equal parts King Cobra and Red Bull. Don’t be alarmed when the foaming begins; it will subside. Adjust for flavor.
    Rachel Uchitel tells friends that she and Tiger Woods did drugs before having sex
    ‘You know you have crazier sex on Ambien – you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex.'”
    correction – washingtonpost.com
    A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said a Public Enemy song declared 9/11 a joke. The song refers to 911, the emergency phone number.
    WIRE – 100 Greatest Quotes
    Gothic predator jailed for molesting girls at cemetery
    Somali sea gangs lure investors at pirate lair
    In Somalia’s main pirate lair of Haradheere, the sea gangs have set up a cooperative to fund their hijackings offshore, a sort of stock exchange meets criminal syndicate.
    The Worst Celebrity Product Licenses of All Time
    The Psychedelic Review Archives 1963-1971
    ON DRUG STREET
    Sorta like ‘My Life In T-Shirts’…sorta.
    – We Gon Rock
    OJ The Juice Man has competition. Thanks Patrick Nybakken
    chugs IPECAC
    Thanks Vinnie
    LSD Related Death of Elephant in 1962
    In 1962, three men at the University of Oklahoma, lead by the idiosyncratic, CIA-collaborator Louis Jolyon “Jolly” West, injected LSD into an elephant for the first time. Their stated intent was to determine if LSD would induce “musth”, a naturally occurring condition in which elephants become violent and uncontrollable. After a series of events, the elephant died. There is some controversy and confusion surrounding the cause of death.

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