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Surrender Dorothy

  • “If I would like to get a child to live with me and take care of me,” I ask. “Could you do that?”

    “Yes,” he says. “I can.”

    He’s speaking in Creole, the most prevalent Haitian language. The man doing the translation, who has set up the meeting, works for us (unbeknownst to the slave trafficker).

    The trafficker assures me he’s done this sort of transaction many times before.

    “A girl or a boy?” he asks.

    “A girl probably,” I say.

    “How old?”

    “Maybe 10 or 11.”

    “Not a problem.”

    He says he can get me an 11-year-old girl, although he suggests that a 15-year-old might be better, because she’d be more “developed.”

    I’m thinking: I can’t believe I’m having this conversation.

    “And this is OK?” I ask. “I won’t have any trouble from their parents or anything like that?”

    “No, you won’t have any problems with their parents.”

    “Why not?”

    “When I give you the child, I will train it for you.”

    I’m not exactly sure what that means.

  • The big items that added trillions to the debt are not even on the field of debate. Because the two teams are not contesting them.

    WARS: When Obama expanded the Afghan war and asked for the largest military budget in world history, the GOP largely applauded. It was bipartisan.

    BUSH TAX CUTS FOR THE WEALTHY: Obama extended them in December

    BANK BAILOUTS: Bipartisan.

    DECLINING TAX REVENUE: Resulted from recession and financial meltdown caused by years of bipartisan (Reagan/Clinton) deregulation of Wall Street. And by big companies like General Electric (whose CEO is Obama’s jobs chairman) dodging their taxes.

    That’s the broad view – a perspective that sees our country over the edge in debt because the leaders of the two teams collaborated in putting it there.

  • A statement to police that led to the arrest of the leader of an alleged Thai rhino poaching syndicate exposes the sleaze in the officially sanctioned shooting of this endangered species, with prostitutes used in “canned hunts”.
  • A global maritime watchdog says sea piracy worldwide surged 36 percent to 266 attacks in the first half this year as Somali pirates took higher risks and raided more vessels.

    The International Maritime Bureau says 61 percent, or 163 of the global attacks, were by Somali pirates largely in the Arabian Sea area. It says pirates fired on ships in rough seas in the Indian Ocean last month, attacking for the first time during the monsoon season.

  • Super cool mini models of old Hong Kong.
  • A paper authored by Tatu Westling of Helsinki University explores the relationship between the GDP growth of countries and the penile length of their residents.

    The size of male organ is found to have an inverse U-shaped relationship with the level of GDP in 1985. It can alone explain over 15% of the variation in GDP. The GDP maximizing size is around 13.5 centimetres, and a collapse in economic development is identified as the size of male organ exceeds 16 centimetres.

    That “U-shaped” curve…it looks like something flaccid-ish, innit?

  • There are skinny houses. And then there is Jakub Szczęsny’s Keret House, which could make Calista Flockhart look like a fatty. At its most generous, the proposed place, in Warsaw, Poland, will clock in at 4 feet wide. At its narrowest, it’ll be just 28 inches wide — thinner than the average doorway. And we complain about our sardine can in New York…
  • Every morning before school, nine-year-old Terisia Techu would undergo a painful procedure. Her mother would take a burning hot pestle straight out of a fire and use it to press her breasts.

    With tears in her eyes as she recalls what it was like, Terisia tells CNN that one day the pestle was so hot, it burned her, leaving a mark. Now 18, she is still traumatized.

    Her mother, Grace, denies the incident. But she proudly demonstrates the method she used on her daughter for several weeks, saying the goal was to make her less desirable to boys — and stave off pregnancy.

  • In a trip to the pirate stronghold of Eyl, Bahadur discovers pirates who are afraid of phantom U.S. navy divers and believe in psychic powers. He even describes an incident of panty-thieving on the high seas.

    He also finds that many widely held beliefs about pirates are wrong, including allegations that they are controlled by international criminal cartels, have alliances with Islamist rebels or use sophisticated intelligence networks. Such assumptions help shape the multibillion dollar fight against piracy.

    “You have a lot of people with agendas making claims that aren’t backed up by anything,” said Bahadur. “I don’t really have an agenda. I just tried to use common sense. … I actually met these people and spoke to them. Most of them had no idea of the outside world.”

  • Why stop at the seat?

    That’s what a Japanese company thought when it began making an all-leather Harley-Davidson motorcycle (above and below), now on display in Milwaukee’s Harley-Davidson Museum.

    “The chopper… took 20 craftspeople from a Japanese company specializing in leather products more than two years to complete.”

    Wrote Mary-Liz Shaw in a June 9, 2011 Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel article, “The bike is a ¾-scale replica made entirely of leather, including wheels, frame, headlight, spark plug boots, chain, fuel valve, even the tools in the tool bag.”

  • As I traveled on the Beltway in the early ’70s near the Mormon Temple in Kensington, I was always amused by one re-occurring sight. On an overpass just as the temple comes into view, someone would always spray paints in big letters “Surrender Dorothy.” The line was from “The Wizard of Oz,” and I’m fairly sure it reflected the graffiti artist’s impression that the temple was reminiscent of the spires that Dorothy and company saw as they approached the Emerald City and their subsequent fear when the witch wrote the phrase in the sky. While I recognize that it was illegal to do that, I marveled at the writer’s ability to write it so boldly as to be seen from the highway. I’ve often wondered if anyone knew the story behind it or knew who the person was.
  • She went into the lavatory hoping to relieve the pain, but instead suddenly gave birth. The baby fell into the lavatory bowl and through the flap onto the tracks under the speeding train, and her mother quickly ran out of the lavatory and jumped from the carriage to find the child.

    Her husband, who pulled the emergency cord, and other passengers who saw her jump, said she injured herself in her leap, but managed to get up and start running back to where the child tumbled onto the track.

  • Two pranksters from Evesham were arrested after accidentally locking themselves in a Pennsylvania constable’s van in Delaware County early Saturday, police in Radnor, Pa., said.

    Ryan Letchford, 21, and Jeffrey Olson, 22, left a party at a condominium complex with a friend and somehow got into a constable’s vehicle on East Lancaster Avenue to take phony “arrest” photographs of themselves, police said.

    The joke was over when the men could not undo the childproof locks that had snapped into place, forcing the friend to call 911 at 3:57 a.m., police said.

    The interior of the van was damaged as the men frantically attempted to free themselves, according to Michael Connor, constable for the township.

  • Some HIV-positive patients in Swaziland are so poor they have resorted to eating cow dung before taking anti-retroviral drugs, Aids activists say.
  • A former employee of Memorial Sloan-Kettering pleaded guilty Tuesday to ripping off $1.5 million worth of toner cartridges from the cancer center to buy diamond jewelry and an expensive car, among other high-priced amenities.

    Marque Gumbs, 33, who earned $37,800 a year as a receiving clerk at the Upper East Side center, used the ill-gotten funds from his supply scam to buy a diamond Rolex, Louis Vuitton bags and watches, and a $50,500 BMW X6, which he paid for in cash. He also took lavish trips to Las Vegas, Cancun and Florida, prosecutors said.

    Gumbs scammed the hospital by ordering $1.5 million in toner shipments from Office Max between September 2007 and August 2010 for printer models that were not even in use at the hospital. The hospital was charged for the toner cartridges, but Gumbs intercepted them at the hospital’s loading dock and sold them for profit.

  • A bundle of cash is a powerful emotional trigger. In fact, human brain scans have shown that the idea of money stimulates the same primal pleasure centers as food, sex and cocaine. So what does this tell you? That if you’re going to use prop money in your film or photograph, you must make it look as real as possible for maximum impact. Here is an abridged how-to guide to making a top-notch bundle of prop money
  • Last October, a man named Rick Gold, a 30-something lawyer who said he lived in Denver’s trendy Highlands neighborhood, appeared on the social scene and slipped comfortably into a welcoming circle of young Jewish professionals.

    He attended Passover meals and Sabbath dinners, knew enough Hebrew to participate in the prayers and joined several faith-based organizations as he told friends of his Israeli heritage and sought to reconnect with his religious roots.

    Through parallel social networks, online and in person, a lot of people got to know Rick Gold.

    Except that they didn’t.

  • At the Black Hat and Defcon security conferences in Las Vegas next week, Mike Tassey and Richard Perkins plan to show the crowd of hackers a year’s worth of progress on their Wireless Aerial Surveillace Platform, or WASP, the second year Tassey and Perkins have displayed the 14-pound, six-foot long, six-foot wingspan unmanned aerial vehicle. The WASP, built from a retired Army target drone converted from a gasoline engine to electric batteries, is equipped with an HD camera, a cigarette-pack sized on-board Linux computer packed with network-hacking tools including the BackTrack testing toolset and a custom-built 340 million word dictionary for brute-force guessing of passwords, and eleven antennae.
  • Internet providers would be forced to keep logs of their customers’ activities for one year–in case police want to review them in the future–under legislation that a U.S. House of Representatives committee approved today.

    The 19 to 10 vote represents a victory for conservative Republicans, who made data retention their first major technology initiative after last fall’s elections, and the Justice Department officials who have quietly lobbied for the sweeping new requirements, a development first reported by CNET.

    A last-minute rewrite of the bill expands the information that commercial Internet providers are required to store to include customers’ names, addresses, phone numbers, credit card numbers, bank account numbers, and temporarily-assigned IP addresses, some committee members suggested. By a 7-16 vote, the panel rejected an amendment that would have clarified that only IP addresses must be stored.

  • Imagine yourself with your head in the business end of a guillotine. I know, it’s not the most pleasant of thoughts, but the guillotine was once considered a humane way to kill someone: Just a quick slice and you’re flat-out dead.

    But researchers are finding that neurons, the cells that make up the brain, are active even after their blood supply is suddenly cut off. And they may show activity for longer than a minute, according to a Science News report.

    So, imagine yourself in the guillotine again. Once that big blade comes swooshing down and your head rolls away, are you still aware? Could you see the world around you? Might you actually experience the horrific reality that is your head removed from your body – for a minute or more?

  • Whitcomb confessed that between the years of 2007 and 2010, he produced videos containing three boys, all which were under the age of 16. According to prosecutors, Whitcomb first gained the trust of his victims and their families by inviting them over to play video games. Ultimately the video games turned into video recordings of sexual activities. According to the victims, Whitcomb would resort to violence if they would not comply with his wishes.
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  • The six-week-old cat – which was abandoned at the roadside – earned the moniker because of her distinctive black moustache.

    Staff at Wood Green animal shelter in Godmanchester, Cambs., say they are struggling to find her a loving home because of her unusual markings.

    Spokeswoman Tara Dundon said: ”Kitler is an adorable little girl who will make a wonderful addition to the right family. She is really playful and a typical sweet kitten.
    Thanks PrinceTerrence

  • A Korean anime fan has proudly tied the knot with a pillowcase featuring the image of his favorite magical girl heroine.

    Heavy Rain asked the player, “how far would you go for love?” Would you go so far as to travel to another country? Would you kill a man? Or would you just decide that your soulmate was a fictional character and marry her image printed on a cotton pillowcase?

    A Korean otaku opted to go with the last option, wedding a dakimakura body pillow featuring the image of Fate Testarossa, one of the popular heroines of magical girl show Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha. Not only has this particularly dedicated fan married his favorite pillowcase, he also takes her out on dates to restaurants and to amusement parts, as chronicled on media sites.

  • Primitive ancestors of the guillotine were used in Ireland, England and Italy in the 14th and 15th Centuries. Several known decapitation devices such as the Italian Mannaia, the Scottish Maiden, and the Halifax Gibbet are well documented and may pre-date the use of the French guillotine by as much as 500 years. The following deals mostly with the modern guillotine from the late 18th Century until today. It is not meant to be a complete history or even a complete overview of the history as this would take hundreds of pages. Instead consider it a brief introduction to the subject highlighted by a few good pictures.
  • Federal agents from the FBI and CIA/FBI Joint Terrorist Task Force tried to get a distinguished international lawyer to inform on his Arab and Muslim clients in violation of their Constitutional rights to attorney-client privilege, this reporter has learned. When the lawyer refused, he said the FBI placed him on a “terrorist watch list.”

    Law professor Francis Boyle gave a chilling account of how, in the summer of 2004, two agents showed up at his office (at the University of Illinois, Champaign,) “unannounced, misrepresented who they were and what they were about to my secretary, gained access to my office, interrogated me for about one hour, and repeatedly tried to get me to become their informant on my Arab and Muslim clients.”

  • There are fewer undocumented immigrants in California – and the Sacramento region – because many are now finding the American dream south of the border.

    “It’s now easier to buy homes on credit, find a job and access higher education in Mexico,” Sacramento’s Mexican consul general, Carlos González Gutiérrez, said Wednesday. “We have become a middle-class country.”

    Mexico’s unemployment rate is now 4.9 percent, compared with 9.4 percent joblessness in the United States.

  • Besides Tylenol, acetaminophen is the active ingredient in the prescription painkillers Percocet and Vicodin and in some nonprescription pain relievers, including NyQuil and some Sudafed products. It’s found in thousands of medicines taken for headaches, fever, sore throats and chronic pain.

    But people taking multiple medicines at once don’t always realize how much acetaminophen they are ingesting, partly because prescription drug labels often list it under the abbreviation “APAP.”

  • Iarpa, the intelligence community’s way-out research shop, wants to know where you took that vacation picture over the Fourth of July. It wants to know where you took that snapshot with your friends when you were at that New Year’s Eve party. Oh yeah, and if you happen to be a terrorist and you took a photo with some of your buddies while prepping for a raid, the agency definitely wants to know where you took that picture — and it’s looking for ideas to help figure it out.

    In an announcement for its new “Finder” program, the agency says that it is looking for ways to geolocate (a fancy word for “locate” that implies having coordinates for a place) images by extracting data from the images themselves and using this to make guesses about where they were taken.

  • Wash down yer Extenze with some Ron Jeremy rum
  • Over the years, I’ve tried various sorts of infusions, with vodka and other liquors. Fruit and herb-infused are the best known, and are often wonderful. But what I like is meat. Where’s the infusion for people like me? I felt disenfranchised, and alone, especially after some research on the interwebs revealed a real lack of meat-based liqueurs. It would be up to me to blaze the trail.

    I decided that a hot dog based infusion would work best. Not as assertive as chorizo, but bolder than pork chops or steak; in addition, the preservatives in the dogs would lend themselves to prolonged infusion. With that in mind, I began with fine all-beef franks:

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on July 30, 2011

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Drowning Liberty

  • WANT to learn a musical instrument, but can’t find the time to practise? A device now under development can take control of your hand and teach you how to play a tune. No spirits of dead musicians are involved.

    PossessedHand, being developed jointly by the University of Tokyo, Japan, and Sony Computer Science Laboratories, also in Tokyo, electrically stimulates the muscles in the forearm that move your fingers. A belt worn around that part of the subject’s arm contains 28 electrode pads, which flex the joints between the three bones of each finger and the two bones of the thumb, and provide two wrist movements. Users were able to sense the movement of their hands that this produced, even with their eyes closed. “The user’s fingers are controlled without the user’s mind,” explains Emi Tamaki of the University of Tokyo, who led the research.

  • 130 years ago, legendary outlaw Billy the Kid had his “picture made” in Fort Sumner, New Mexico, posing for what is now considered the most recognizable photo of the American West. A single, original tintype is the only authenticated photo of the Kid in existence today…

    Nearly as legendary as the kid himself, the photo has been studied, copied, scrutinized, portrayed in films, re-imagined, and immortalized. Once thought to prove Billy was “The Left Handed Gun,” it later proved he was not.

  • As U2 took to the stage a balloon decorated with the message “U Pay Your Tax 2” was removed from the Glastonbury crowd
  • “Imagine the guts of this gang of young hoodlums. One was 11 years old. The others arrested ranged from 12 to 16 years old. They planned this out earlier in the day on a social networking site. It was pre-planned. They got on the El, got off at 69th Street Terminal and walked up the hill to Sears.”
  • A Washington Heights doctor was busted in a $700,000 Medicaid scam for prescribing HIV drugs to a stunning 150 patients who did not have the virus – and billing the public health system for their care, prosecutors said.
  • Just decades ago, the gray whale hasn’t strayed to the Northern Atlantic since the 18th century. The Neodenticula seminae, a species of algae, hasn’t been there in 800,000 years. Now, members of both species have been spotted in the Northern Atlantic.

    Scientists believe the accelerated melting of the earth’s polar caps due to global warming over the last few decades is responsible for the reintroductions.

  • Kids hoot and yammer so loudly that their ruckus drowns out the teacher. A trash can is overturned in class and dumped. Grimy floors are littered with sunflower-seed shells, spit out by the hundreds.

    Books and supplies fly out the windows. Mouse droppings are everywhere, even on the computers.

    MS 344, the Academy of Collaborative Education in Harlem, is a hellhole where teachers should get combat pay — they are cursed, assaulted and sometimes groped.

    “It was literally war,” said a teacher who once found a sticky used condom in her purse. “I was pushed, shoved, scratched, thrown against the wall, spit on and pickpocketed. I just wanted peace.”

  • After months of prowling Internet chat rooms, posing as the mother of two young daughters, Detective Michele Deery thought she had a live one: “parafling,” a married, middle-aged man who claimed he wanted to have sex with her kids. But was he just playing a twisted game of seduction? Both the policewoman and her target give the author their versions of the truth, in a case that challenges the conventional wisdom about online sexual predators, and blurs the lines among crime, “intent,” and enticement.
  • Top Flight Crew Vs. Hampshire Towers Crew Fight @ D.C. Caribbean Fest 2011. Kids in D.C. Going HAM-BURGER @ tha Caribbean fest in D.C. on Georgia Ave. !!!!!!!!!
  • The Brazilian House of Representatives has just approved the abandonment of the Brazilian Forestry Code. If we do not mobilize now, huge expanses of our forests may be vulnerable to a devastating deforestation. The bill has generated widespread outrage and protests across the country. And the tension is rising: in recent weeks several respected environmental activists were murdered, allegedly by assassins hired by illegal loggers. It is essential to act now. They are trying to silence any criticism as the law is being debated in the Senate. But President Dilma has the power to veto the changes if we can persuade her to overcome the political pressure and take the role of a true leader on environmental issues.
  • If you travel a fair bit, as I do, you’ve noticed at almost every airport that there’s an “ad hoc” (i.e., computer-to-computer rather than computer-to-WiFi) option called “Free Public WiFi.” It seems to be everywhere. I’ve never connected to it, because I know enough not to connect to an ad hoc offering, but I was always amazed at the fact that I see it in pretty much every airport I’ve been to. I had wondered if it was a honeypot scam for a while, but I couldn’t believe that scammers would be able to set up such honeypots in so many airports worldwide and no one would catch them and take it down. So how could there be such “Free Public WiFi” (which obviously was not what it claimed to be) in so many places?

    The answer? Well, it’s all Microsoft’s fault.

  • Calculate the destruction a object hitting the earth from outer space would cause
  • More than 3 millisieverts of radiation has been measured in the urine of 15 Fukushima residents of the village of Iitate and the town of Kawamata, confirming internal radiation exposure, it was learned Sunday.

    Both are about 30 to 40 km from the Fukushima No. 1 power plant, which has been releasing radioactive material into the environment since the week of March 11, when the quake and tsunami caused core meltdowns.

    “This won’t be a problem if they don’t eat vegetables or other products that are contaminated,” said Nanao Kamada, professor emeritus of radiation biology at Hiroshima University. “But it will be difficult for people to continue living in these areas.”

  • Back in 1969, the Russian KGB rescued a UFO shot down probably by their fighters. In this small ship several small humanoids were found.
  • The jacket is one of two Jackson wore during the filming of the 1983 Thriller video. Jackson wears the jacket in a scene with a troupe of zombies who rise from their graves and break into a dance routine.
  • Some say cleanliness is next to godliness, but not Guru Kailash Singh who quit bathing 37 years ago, because he believe he’d be rewarded for his sacrifice.

    Kailash, 65, a farmer from India, stopped using soap and water in 1974, after his wedding. He also hasn’t cut his dreadlocks, according to the news agency Barcroft.

    It wasn’t because he no longer needed to attract the ladies that he let himself go. Kailash reportedly abandoned washing because a priest told him it would help him produce a son.

    With seven daughters born since then, he’s still waiting for a male heir.

    Each evening, Kailash winds down the day with a “fire bath” ritual of smoking marijuana, praying to the Hindu god Shiva and dancing around a campfire.

    There was one failed attempt by his family to force him into a stream.

  • The brains of people living in cities operate differently from those in rural areas, according to a brain-scanning study. Scientists found that two regions, involved in the regulation of emotion and anxiety, become overactive in city-dwellers when they are stressed and argue that the differences could account for the increased rates of mental health problems seen in urban areas.

    Previous research has shown that people living in cities have a 21% increased risk of anxiety disorders and a 39% increased risk of mood disorders. In addition, the incidence of schizophrenia is twice as high in those born and brought up in cities.

  • The team also looks to address a controversial suggestion Thackeray made a decade ago, when he examined a collection of two dozen pipes found in the playwright’s garden and determined that Shakespeare was an avid marijuana smoker.

    Thackeray claimed the devices were used to smoke cannabis, a plant actively cultivated in Britain at the time. The allegation has provoked disbelief and anger among some fans of the bard.

    Prof. Stanley Wells, honorary president of the Shakespeare Birthplace Trust, told the Daily Mail, “I would be happy if they did open it up because it could put an end to a lot of fruitless speculation.”

    “If we find grooves between the canine and the incisor, that will tell us if he was chewing on a pipe as well as smoking,” Thackeray told FoxNews.com, citing similar evidence found in Virginia.

  • An Italian space enthusiast, while going through pictures of Mars, claims to have found a structure on the face of the planet that resembles Mahatma Gandhi.

    Matteo Lanneo was scanning through the latest images sent by the Mars Express probe when he came across the uncanny resemblance to India’s father of the nation, the Daily Mail reported.

    The head appears to have a moustache and shaven, and has prominent eyebrows.

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on June 27, 2011

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Gary Busey Snorted Cocaine Off His Dog

  • “I went in like a cropduster with my nose flying first and snorted the cocaine off the dog.”
    Thanks Baller.
  • Exploring the world’s deepest caves is often described as the subterranean equivalent of climbing the highest mountains. It’s an apt comparison,as there are more than a few similarities between speleological expeditions and high altitude mountaineering. Both typically require vertical climbing, for instance, and both manifest the ever-present threat of falling to one’s death, being crushed by rock (or ice),or getting swept away by a flash flood (or avalanche). But if anything, venturing deep below the earth’s surface is even more stressful, because caves are invariably dark, wet, and drafty (imagine being sequestered in a pitch-black room, soaking wet, with an air-conditioner blowing on you, for days or weeks at a time), and often deafeningly loud (imagine the sound of a thundering waterfall confined to an enclosed space). Never mind the often unseen threats—rabid bats,venomous snakes,fist-sized spiders,and microbes that cause horrific afflictions like histoplasmosis and leishmaniasis.
  • From this microbial soup, fibers begin to sprout and propagate, eventually resulting in thin, wet sheets of bacterial cellulose that can be molded to a dress form. As the sheets dry out, overlapping edges “felt” together to become fused seams. When all moisture has evaporated, the fibers develop a tight-knit, papyrus-like surface that can be bleached or stained with fruit and vegetable dyes such as turmeric, indigo, and beetroot.
  • Although the scientists only tested the visual attractiveness of the moustache, they strongly suspect it also has a tactile function. “This is based on the general observation that males will touch the female’s genital region with their mouth prior to mating,” Prof Schlupp told the BBC. This behaviour is known as ‘nipping’ and is being investigated further by the scientists. But they think that the females can acquire information about the males this way. In short, rubbing his moustache against a female’s genitals may be a way for a male Mexican molly to advertise his attractiveness.

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Raped By The Holy Ghost

    • In what he called an unprecedented move, O’Brien said he would seek to take control of the Mongols’ name, which the gang has trademarked, through a restraining order barring them from wearing it.
    • Health campaigns aimed at keeping teens and others from drinking and driving, smoking and other risky behaviors often use shame and guilt to get their messages across.
      But a new study finds anti-drinking ads can actually spur increased binge drinking for some audiences.
      “The situation is worse than wasted money or effort,” said study researcher Adam Duhachek, a marketing professor at Indiana University. “These ads ultimately may do more harm than good, because they have the potential to spur more of the behavior they’re trying to prevent.”
    • The elders at Ecclesia Church were expecting something tame from Jackson Potts II for their annual Stations of the Cross art display.
      Instead, the 10-year-old produced a photo of his kid brother being beaten by a police officer. Jackson says it’s a modern-day interpretation of Roman soldiers beating Jesus.
    • In previous years it has been almost impossible for interested parties to get their hands on an actual Japanese Airlines outfit because JAL, who is aware of the subversive sexual appeal of their uniforms, has done everything in their power to keep the outfits off the black market. A spokesperson for JAL has said that it is, “virtually impossible for an individual to hold on to their uniform after they have left their job”. The company has even gone so far as to install serial numbers into every item of clothing it distributes to keep careful records of the locations of every item of clothing and who is responsible for it around the world.
    • KINSHASA, CONGO — This vast central African nation is known for many things: the massive corruption of the late leopard-hat-wearing dictator Mobutu Sese Seko, grinding poverty, a devastating conflict in the east. But it is worth noting that Congo is also home to a formidable cult of high fashion, as demonstrated by the scene at a rickety, sheet-iron pool hall here one recent Sunday.
    • “We’ve hijacked the site; we’re a fashion brand and we wanted to get involved in an irreverent way. It’s a fun medium, although it’s also weird, sad and strange. We only put up a small prize, because we don’t want to look like we’re trying too hard,” FCUK’s marketing director William Woodhams told AdAge.
    • It’s a family affair.
    • “Please realize that horsehoe moustaches are in close competition with full, unkempt beards for the facial hair style women hate most. Even when it’s well-groomed, at best a handlebar moustache will make you look like you’re emulating a cheesy ’70s biker. This style is even more of a turnoff when you have to put product in your facial hair to mold it into place. Horseshoe moustaches should therefore only be donned by men who are intrigued by the idea of experimenting with an extended period of celibacy. For a much more chic style that still permits you to have a significant amount of facial hair, try a balbo, like the one Robert Downey Jr. is often snapped wearing.”
      This shitty site is for regular-ass vanilla normals.
    • George Harrison is 14, John Lennon is 16, and Paul McCartney is 15.
    • I woke up in the night to have my bed clothes pulled off me by an unseen force..my jammy bottoms were also yanked off just as i switched the bedside light on, just as i relised it wasn’t my oversexed wife ( she was at work on nights) the ‘invisble entity’ grabbed and then started to ‘fiddle with my twinkle’
      Athough I writhed and bucked about and cried out ‘give it to me baby’ I found the whole thing a horrid experience..
      The only natural explaination i can think it could be is an realistic wet dream……… or did a ghost rape me?
    • Scientific examination of the subject has found that as the use of porn increases, the rate of sex crimes goes down.
    • In 2005, researchers in Switzerland gave 29 test subjects a sniff of the neuropeptide oxytocin, a.k.a. the “love drug,” known to play a role in developing trust and social attachment in mammals, before having them play a financial investment game. The result? Almost half of the trust-primed oxy sniffers handed all their francs to an anonymous partner. Now insiders say the military may be in the process of weaponizing oxytocin and similar compounds.
    • “And yeah, I had too much coffee, I started to get chest pains so I went to the hospital and they told me to stop drinking the coffee.”
    • In August 1990, researchers reported in the journal Nature the discovery of receptors in the brain that specifically accommodate the cannabinoids in pot. Cannabinoids bind to particular neurological sites in the brain, as though the brain was specifically designed to utilize this plant. Did nature toss cannabinoid receptors into the brain by random chance? Are cannabinoid receptors part of an intelligent design for deriving maximum benefit from cannabis? Is cannabis a divine elixir of sacred communion for which we are ideally suited?
    • The source said one gunman is thought to have injected himself with large doses of stimulant so he could keep on fighting after he was seriously wounded.
    • The error occurred on the Kids On Demand and Kids Preschool On Demand channels where clips from Playboy TV appeared in the top right hand corner.
      Although a menu of available children’s programming was listed on the left side of the screen, previews showing nude women engaged in explicit conversations were shown where previews of children’s shows normally would appear.
    • Can’t be bothered to chew your food? Too tired to cook and looking for a quick meal? It seems that in such circumstances a growing number of adults may consider opening a jar of baby food.
      The world’s largest baby food manufacturer, Hipp, has said an increasing number of adults are turning to its pre-cooked, pureed meals because they find them easier to swallow and digest.
    • Conone told police he would put his keys between his fingers and strike the children when their parents weren’t looking. He said he’d been doing it since January because he liked the excitement of getting away with it.
    • This past Saturday the NYPD arrested William “Billy” Leroy who runs the “last eclectic antique and prop store on the Bowery” Billy’s Antiques for selling old subway signs.
      Thanks Claw$.
    • Two people have died and five are injured after a man painting graffiti at a Mexico City subway station opened fire when police tried to stop him.
    • Two Illinois women claim they found marijuana roaches in the bottom of their Popeyes french fries bag

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    SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 8

    YouTube – De La Soul – Say No Go
    Gucci Crew II – Five Dollar High
    Redman & Method Man – Da Rockwilder
    Redman – Tonight’s Da Night
    De La Soul – Me, Myself And I
    Digital Underground – Humpty Dance
    Jungle Brothers – Straight Out The Jungle
    KRS-ONE – Sound Of Da Police
    Marley Marl feat. MC Shan – Marley Scratch
    Son Of Bazerk – Change The Style
    Raekwon – Incarcerated Scarfaces
    EPMD feat. K-Solo & Redman – Head banger
    Slick Rick – Treat Her Like a Prostitute
    Grandmaster Flash & Fab Five Freddie/Wild Style
    Double Trouble – Wild Style
    Brand Nubian – Slow Down
    Masters Of Ceremony – Sexy
    Nice & Smooth – Sometimes I Rhyme Slow
    Fuck that, people sleep on Nice & Smooth
    YouTube – Nice & Smooth – Hip Hop Junkies
    Who directed this video, Gregory Dark?!
    Fu Schnickens – la schmoove
    This one’s for the Donnnnnnnnnn!!!!
    Leaders of the New School – Classic Material
    Don’t sleep on this song, son-son!
    De La Soul – A Roller Skating Jam Named “Saturdays”
    Back to the feelgood
    Public Enemy – Miuzi Weights A Ton
    Without these guys most of this shit nowadays wouldn’t exist!
    Public Enemy – Shut Em Down
    This is dedicated to you AMERIKKKA!
    Public Enemy – Rebel Without a Pause Live on MTV
    Terminator X – Buck whylin
    Listen to the Black Flag ‘Rise Above’ sample!
    Eric B & Rakim – MICROPHONE FIEND
    3rd Bass – Gas Face
    Run DMC- Rock Box
    Sir Mix-A-Lot – Iron Man
    Ultramagnetic Mc’s – Travelling At The Speed Of Thought
    Schooly D – I Don’t Like Rock’n’Roll
    Holy Shit!
    L’trimm – “Cars That Go Boom”
    Alice Cooper – School’s Out
    Fallout Shelter Handbook 1962
    Klu Klux Kramer
    YouTube – Slow motion high FPS compilation
    Thnx Ryan Kitson
    ‘Kramer’s’ Racial Tirade
    Bad Brains – At the movies – 1979
    Thnx Espo
    Can You Get Dear With A Dead Deer?
    Wisconsin motion argues sex with animal carcass not a crime
    Man calls police when DEA agents take his pot
    Skateboarding Girls
    The shady one-man corporation that’s destroying hip-hop
    How to Hack a Coke Machine – WikiHow
    Motorhead to sponsor under-10 Soccer team
    Thnx Leo
    (you gotta) fight for your right (to party)
    Quiet Riot – Party All Night
    Beastie Boys Totally Ripped This Off…
    New Order – Confusion
    Such a great video!
    Adam And The Ants – Ant Rap
    Back when everyone was jumping on the bandwagon.
    Adam & The Ants – Prince Charming
    Dentist shortage leads man to superglue own tooth
    Chicago Crystal Meth Accapela
    Meth commercial
    Get A Job!
    Russian artist makes his erotic works according to fairy tales
    Tesla – the missing secrets of Nikola Tesla
    Meth use ‘behind crumbling euros’
    eBay: A SET OF 6 SUPER SPERM CLIPPER LIGHTERS, FUNNY DESIGNS!
    BITERZ!
    ‘Toon Room
    Girl Shits Hottub
    I Smell A Fake!
    Pakistan ‘kidney bazaar’ thrives
    knockoff*project
    Album cover spoofs, goofs, tributes, send ups, near misses and coincedences.
    The (relatively unknown) Tunguska Explosion of 1908
    Air Guitar Shirt!
    Monkey Kissing Prank Video
    Slip ’em some tongue, so wrong!
    Pelican Eats Living Pigeon Video
    BNE on Japanese TV
    BoxOfApples – Fruit Crate Label Art
    Unicycle Freestyle
    mytits15
    Charles Bronson Wears Too Much Cologne
    20th Century Modern DJ Table – $10k
    Over The Edge trailer
    CLIFF BURTON TRIBUTE
    Locksport International visual picking guide – in comic book form
    Naked man arrested on weapon charge
    “Sheehan replied that he had hidden a screwdriver in his anal cavity”
    Fire breaks out at Salt Lake crematorium
    “Fire officials said the six-hundred pound man was in being cremated when his body fluids were too much for the oven. The body fluids seeped out onto the floor and ignited causing a fire at the Garner Funeral Home in Salt Lake City.”
    Steve Powers – Takin’ It Back To The Streets This Weekend
    ‘Only 50 years left’ for sea fish
    Thnx 323
    Timothy Leary’S Last Trip (LSD)
    LSD – The Beyond Within
    How to Make a Hollow Book
    The Red Balloon – short film 1956
    Michael Angelo Double Guitar – Salvador-BA-Brazil
    Yngwie Malsteem-Guitar solos
    more buckethead
    buckethead theme
    Cheap Trick- Alan Thicke Interview 1983
    5 Neck Guitar
    Richie Blackmore shreds.
    Van Halen Guitar solo 1978
    Guns N’ Roses_-_The Godfather Theme
    Exclusive Hipster Hangout: Everyone Welcome – New York Times
    Mary-Kate Olsen’s New Man Revealed!
    Olsen Twin And Snow Twin
    Retro Pinup Lingerie Photos – Pinup Models – Winky Tiki Photography – Glamour Photographer
    Gator Gets Deer
    Guy finally washes hair after 26 years
    Pelican attacks pigeon
    Hot Chick
    Chinastic| Contemporary Arts Exhibition in Nanjing
    Holy Flying Furry Penises!
    Peter Gorman | Naked Rooms
    Naughty Aliens
    Lefty Sells O’s
    Doin’ the Pigeon
    Burt Gets Down. Thnx Espo
    Face Transformer
    Web could be terror training camp: Chertoff
    Thnx 323
    Mike Tyson doing the monster mash
    Munster P
    Kicks of the Week
    Tragedy Befalls Lafayette Streetwear Scene
    Biggie’s St. Ides Commercial
    St. Ides Commercial – 2Pac & Snoop Dogg
    Ice Cube – St Ides Malt Liquor Commercial
    Makes Yer Jimmy Thicker!
    “Michelle, the pass around girl”
    Avril Lavigne Drunken Upskirt Pictures
    Toshio Matsumoto – for the damaged right eye
    Bush Moves Toward Martial Law
    Global ecosystems ‘face collapse’
    Thnx 323
    SMACKFEST
    Sepultura Refuse Resist played by 10 yr olds
    New Caster Rapist
    Gorilla Picks Butt And Eats It
    Tesco condemned for selling pole dancing toy
    The ¬£49.97 kit comprises a chrome pole extendible to 8ft 6ins, a ‘sexy dance garter’ and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.
    Old Time Radio at The Monster Club
    Scary Stories For All You Kool Ghouls!
    Inmate uses laxatives to flee jail
    Willie
    Humping Iron
    CBGB’s – NYC – October 13, 2006
    Panorama Photography
    Red Raven Animated Records
    Rotting Bacon
    Official Celebrity Bra Size List
    Man shells out £14k on army tank for supermarket run
    Squirt Power – Supa Soka
    NSFW
    Clay Aiken Slash Fiction
    Macro Cat Tongue
    Rat Salad
    Hawk Fatality Move
    Wikipedia:Picture of the day
    Monique Coleman Wardrobe Malfunction On “DANCING WITH THE STARS”
    I’m Not On The List, I’m Naked
    LEGO Flamethrower
    Spanaway Man Accused Of Having Sex With Dog
    Indian girl skates under 40 cars
    The Legend of 11 Spring Street
    Boong-Ga Boong-Ga – Anal Probing Arcade Game!
    Experts create invisibility cloak
    Thnx Leo
    Suicide note leads to dismembered body
    “…a woman‚Äôs charred head in a pot, her arms and legs in the oven and her torso in the refrigerator…”
    Developmentally Disabled Man Sodomized At Bowling Alley
    sexually abused with a plumbing snake
    Free adult friendly image host
    Touchscreen Pervert Games
    Friday The 13th Fantasy Trading Cards
    Sci Fi Sexy Rangers
    Nude Album Art
    More Titties
    Titties
    Leadbelly News Report
    Thnx ‘Spo
    K-Fed Gets Dissed Then Dropped
    Thnx Espo
    Snoop Dogg’s – Hood of Horror – Death Tag
    US Congress launches probe into virtual economies
    They Wanna Tax Avatars Now
    Tripping Your Way to Sobriety
    ‘Acid’ as a Cure for Alcoholism
    Human species ‘may split in two’
    12 yr old Cutesy Girl Graffiti…awwwww!!!
    raphappy
    Tyson Returning to Ring; May Fight Women
    Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
    The Cocaine Energy Drink
    I’m waiting for Diet Cocaine
    Forbidden Rebels – Old School Graffiti – Part 3
    Forbidden Rebels – Old School Graffiti – Part 2
    Forbidden Rebels – Old School Graffiti – Part 1
    Toilet Bowl Kids Costume
    Just asking for trouble!
    Don’t Pee In The Water! Fish Penis Parasite!
    Woman gives birth to grandchild
    Hippie Halloween Costumes
    Troops battle 10-foot marijuana plants
    Dean chides students over ‘ghetto’ party
    partygoers carried 40-ounce bottles of malt liquor and wore Afro wigs, necklaces with large medallions and name tags bearing traditionally black and Hispanic names
    Court upholds right to protest topless
    Rapatronic Nuclear Photographs
    Lindsay Lohan Camel Toe
    The Dark Side of Saturn
    Wooden Chopper Motorcycle
    Jay Z “The Truth Behind Hip Hop”
    IN THE BIBLE CHRIST SAYS HE’S THE ROCK……HMMMM JAY Z SAYS HE’S THE ROC…..ROCA WEAR…ROC A FELLA….BUT I GUESS THATS NOTHING EITHER!?!?
    How can limbo just be abolished?
    Lightning exits woman’s bottom
    A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.
    Carnivorous Plant Eats Mouse At French Garden
    “Mahna Mahna”
    Disneyland Orgy
    Bardot – Harley Davidson
    Brigitte Bardot & Serge Gainsbourg – Comic Strip
    Pop Art!
    Brigitte Bardot & Serge Gainsbourg – Bonnie & Clyde
    Donna Summer – Love To Love You Baby (1975)
    Serge Gainsbourg: Lemon Incest
    Don’t Smoke Dust!
    “Why do You Like Angel Dust?”…
    This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us – Sparks
    Teen ‘wants to buy dungeon house’
    Pink prison makes Texan inmates blush
    Police Find Burgers Sprinkled With Pot
    Frontline sex in a car, caught on helicopter gunship cam
    DECONSTRUCTING ROY LICHTENSTEIN
    Worms in stomach
    Sports – Dominican Today
    Nazi Croats form human swastika
    Pinball Eye View Photos
    Academy – Compressed Versions of Best Pictures
    Volkswagen UK > Beetle Art
    Bollywood Thriller
    Albino moose
    Mechanical Lion
    Moulded Gourds
    The Kid From Brooklyn on Starbucks
    Kids vs Cops
    whitney music box var. 0 – chromatic – 48 tines
    Snake Charmer
    Thnx Neck Face
    Atelier de Dominique Regnier artiste sculpteur à Souillac dans le lot
    Rhinos attack newborn calf
    Yellow Flesh: The Twisted World of Simpsons Erotica
    Starship Enterprise model boldly sold for $576,000
    Cat has a toilet flushing obsession
    Battle of The Album Covers
    Wow!
    Infamy (Widescreen) – Wal-Mart
    ODB Knowledge
    Raekwon – Heaven & Hell Ft Ghostface
    Dogg Pound-New York New York
    Tim Dog – Fuck Compton
    NWA – Straight Outta Compton
    John Mellancamp Takes It Like A Champ
    Bush gives backrub
    molested
    run!
    Goth Lolita TV
    The Best of Both Worlds
    If you sucker punch Dee Snyder…
    Thnx NXck FXce
    THE “BRIEF SAFE”
    The Virgins © Tim Barber Рtinyvices.com
    Tootie’s Bong – Facts of Life
    Thnx Leo!
    Ms. Peachez In The Tub
    Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
    Don’t clean off that graffiti – it’s an art installation
    Scale Model Archive – Cities
    The Four Squeezins Play Flinstones
    PingPongPixel
    Giants and Girls Galleries–B-Movie and Art Archives Featuring Damsels in Distress Menaced by Giants, Freaks, Gorillas, Mutants, and Other Monsters
    Thousand-Hand Bodhisattva
    Giant isopod
    Adwalker: Wearable.Media.Solutions
    Gaultier swaps Size O models for ‘Size 20’
    Cock-A-Doodle
    Lee trying the Calvin Klein kiddie porn campaign idea down in Oz
    Lee’s Lolita OK, board rules
    GayGamer.net
    (Lots More) Superheroine Fantasies
    The Most Offensive Thing Tommy Lee Has Ever Put In His Mouth
    Teledildonics – Lego Vibrator – The Fuck-o-matic
    I Want Candy
    3DVulva.com
    Nudes in Monster Masks
    Clothed Porn
    Futurotica
    Playboy Presents – The Women Of McDonalds
    I Can’t Believe It’s Not Torture!
    10 years already…IRAK
    Little Superstar Has a Posse
    Kollywood Donkey Kong
    triptape
    Larry Clark’s KIDS
    Via MySpace
    DSM SKWAD RIGHT UNDER NEWARK POLICE NOSES!!! DAMN WE SOME KILLAZ
    Dick ‘Scarface’ Cheney speech
    Torture Bill States Non-Allegiance To Bush Is Terrorism
    How To Pack eBAy Stuff…
    Marijuana initiative gets Idaho high court’s go-ahead
    15 yr old rapist sentenced to 30-60 years
    coolgirl365
    WTF
    WORLDS YOUNGEST HAM
    NPR : Looking to Cash In on a Punk Rock Youth
    Ramones Alarm Clock
    Welcome to Colourful Coffins
    Damn Interesting » The Halifax Disaster
    Broadway Joe Shirt Sighting
    WOLVERINE CLAWS
    eBay: PRACTICAL MANUAL OF SEXUAL RITUALS IN BLACK MAGIC, 1934 (item 280031395851 end time Oct-02-06 19:35:00 PDT)
    hamster sudoku
    ‘Evil’ pervert built super computer to store one of Britain’s largest child porn collections | News | This is London
    ‘Box Man’ to pay $600 for freedom
    Pictures of Arnold Schwarzenegger – The Greatest Bodybuilder of All-Time
    Sock Monkey Wearables
    Remote Controled Farting Teddy Bear
    Space tourist, crew touch down
    Bob’s BBQ & Grill Restaurant Home of the World’s Largest Hamburger and Slow Smoked BBQ
    Egg Cuber
    The Desolation of Somalia
    Gold horse gives Japanese kids the royal treatment
    The price is as hefty as the 30-kilogram (80-pound) golden toy — 150 million yen (1.28 million dollars).
    Revenge Bomb over Broken Glasses
    A man upset that his neighbor’s children helped break his wife’s eyeglasses is accused of trying to bomb the neighbor’s house in retaliation.
    North Korea – Military Parade – Arirang / Mass Games 2005
    Mars Exploration Rover Mission: On The Rim of the Victoria Crater
    Paul Lynde Clips
    Boy attacked by squirrel
    Nerd Punch
    Orangutan ON FIRE
    hungry dog
    WFMU’s Beware of the Blog: Atari Music
    Prostitute nabs crooked cop with his own badge
    Teen Peppersprayed for short changin’ cops
    Steveo Jerked Off Behind Nicole Richie While She Slept
    Rowanda Wooden Bikes
    Bat Outta Hell
    LineTo experimental by ~Volcanic-Penguin
    Chubby Love
    NSFW NFC Mucho Grande
    Love Bugs
    NSFW – Not Safe For Life
    Taradice
    Flirt Vodka
    Home Groan Girls
    George W. Bush Butt Plug
    Christina Ricci Desecrates Her Body at Yeeeah!
    Kinsey Institute International Encyclopedia of Sexuality
    Screech Sex Tape Preview
    Prison looks into ‘Katie’s Revenge’ tattoo
    Taco Trucks
    Free Bathrooms In Chinatown
    MORRISSEY DANCE!
    Exposition: Il était une fois Walt Disney
    Geek Bling Ring
    Dude, It’s the Baked Professor!
    Fry That Chicken
    LSD and the No-Hitter
    Thnx Tim Barber
    Police don’t have to knock, justices say
    The Flash Animation top 10
    It’s New – It’s Now – It’s Flash Cubes!
    The 25 Sexiest Novels Ever Written
    Troops storm luxury prison run by inmates
    Israel’s latest in designer nothingness
    It is the ultimate poseur’s paradise, according to BBC correspondent Ade Akintonwa. Cafe Like boasts the most fashionable menu ever – one with nothing on it.
    Hogwarts School made with 50,000 matches
    The metamorphosis
    Yost’s nickname described a physical feature he grew into as a young man. His nickname was “Tits.”
    “Orgasmatron 3000”
    How to poach a salmon in a dishwasher
    Beijing’s penis emporium
    Military Spending Infographics
    Krazy Kids Items – a photoset on Flickr
    One-Eyed Child
    Beer Cannon Montage
    Movin’ Meat: Delicate Situation
    The Adventures of Goopy and Bagha (1968) – Ghost Dance Sequence
    “Little Superstar”
    Thnx EM
    Skateboarding Without The Boards
    Rap All-Stars on Arsenio Hall Show
    Texas Death Row Quotes
    Thnx Peter Sutherland
    Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
    Creepy- Eerie – Vamprella – Covers Collection
    Man rejects first penis transplant
    Steam Powered Gameboy
    Asylum protester sews up eyes
    Decline Of The Western Civilization – Part 2 – The Metal Years
    Heavy Metal Parking Lot – The Remix!
    Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986)
    Bröderna Hårdrock
    Love is an object kept in an empty box
    First Volcom Bit Verte Now epiclyLAtered Bites The Glob!
    205, the Serge Becker & A-Ron Collabo
    ThreeAsFour – Spring 2007 Collection
    Willie Nelson cited for pot, mushrooms
    New recruit joins Terracotta Army
    Thnx Leo
    Cleaning Surfaces As Graffiti
    Turf Talk on Judge Joe Brown
    Tastes Like Chicken!
    Celebrities Without Makeup
    Monkey molests dog, then laughs
    Now a drug that gives you that alcohol buzz, but without a hangover
    Snake snacks on a sheep
    Dan Osman – Vertical Climb
    Dreamlines
    9-11 Full Back Tattoo
    Lindsey Lohan Upskirt Pics of the Day
    More Americans Have Now Died In Iraq Than Died On 9/11
    Kid Knocked Out Cold
    Mamma Said Knock You Out
    Knocked the fuck out
    Metallllllll!!!
    OhMiBod Music Powered Vibrator – The OhMiBod
    Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
    Janice Janice Janice…
    It hurts It hurts…Thnx Konstantin Trubkovich
    BJ The Messenger – Crackhead Rap
    Thnx Bret Pittman
    World T-Shirt Wearing Record
    Mmmm…Pork.
    Thnk Ryan Kitson
    Artist Banksy targets Disneyland
    Gang Gang Dance—-Retina Riddim excerpt
    Satan Has Been Paralyzed
    MrMethane.com – Welcome To My Windy World!
    Professional Farters
    New tallest living thing discovered THE CHAMPION: At 378.1 feet, Hyperion in Redwood National Park on North Coast towers 8 feet above Stratosphere Giant
    Dark Side of the Rainbow
    This video illustrates the strange connection between the Pink Floyd album “Dark Side of the Moon” (1973) and the MGM classic film “The Wizard of Oz” (1939). If you properly synchronize the film and the album, a number of coincidental events occur.
    Christian Pirate Rap
    Thnx Leo!
    Gay Weatherman Vs. Cockroach
    Bush Steps On American Flag
    World Record #4: Peristaltic Action
    Ultimate Secure Home located in Durango Colorado
    The Seattle Craigslist Sex Scandal
    The History of Nachos
    Man starts fire by roasting bear
    Mmmmm
    Power companies give squirrels a jolt
    Youngsters wrote obscene graffiti on the vehicle as paramedics treated a friend…
    Monster hail
    Mmmmmm…Deep Fried Coke!
    How Gay is the Internet?
    The next all-over print
    Abandoned resort slideshow
    Chiiiiiiicken!
    The Inner Life of a Cell – Flash Movie
    Dog Toilet Drinking Bowl
    Talking Elephant Surprises Scientists
    The Gray Ooze That Ate the Indonesian Villages
    Python Bursts After Eating Gator (Update)
    ‘Pyramids’ discovered in Ukraine
    Anarchy Framed Art Print
    If yer gonna wear one of those trendy Fresh Prince hats, you might as well just wear this…
    Punker Than Spiked Hair!
    Guidos co-opted that shit anyways…
    Ronald McHummer – Sign-O-Matic
    ‘Little Mermaid’ surgery success
    U.S. Military Wanted to Provoke War With Cuba
    U.S. Military Drafted Plans to Terrorize U.S. Cities to Provoke War With Cuba
    How to remove Logos from your PDA / cell phone with sugar
    Punk-o-matic
    Yeeeeesh!
    Krazy Kloudz
    Thnx Justin Martinez
    yOni – womens sacred place
    “Go Fuck Yourself, Mr. Cheney!”
    village voice > nyclife > Fall Arts Guide by Zach Baron
    Gangster Administration
    New from Wonderbra: Wonderbutt
    Kate Moss Is Getting Naked…again
    LINDSAY LOHAN IS CLEAN SHAVEN
    Yeah, you saw this already.
    Drink this, pussy!
    Plasticman – Rolemodel
    B Real Online Mp3s Page
    Like every Cypress Hill song
    Blinky
    The return of Mr. Hands
    Severed Mexican heads on the dancefloor!
    Six months in jail for Colorado dumpster divers
    Canada border officials deny entry to metal band Fecal Corpse
    Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
    Gliding on the Skateboard – Google Video
    Unknown creature was found by soldiers
    Jim Henson’s Time Piece Pt. 1 of 2
    Thnx Tim Barber
    16 Buildings Demolished At Once
    Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!
    Google Image Labeler
    Database Tagging Game
    60’s commercial – Braniff Airways – The Supersonic Future
    Paris Hilton Punked
    Paris Hilton targeted by Banksy in CD prank
    Skateboarding Grows from Casual Hobby to International Sport
    ….According to the government.
    Cassette Generator
    Biggest Acne
    Do Not Watch This…You Are Warned!
    Fake Semen in Photoshop (a how-to tutorial)
    GRAFFITI ON GIRLS
    USSR Bootleg Albums On X-Ray Film!
    NewNudeCity – The World of Richard Kern
    Girls With Headphones
    Eldridge Cleaver’s 1975 pants for “real” men.
    Top 5 Sexual Atari 2600 video games ever
    Larry Clark Interview – Sex education
    googly eyes on cock !
    Phallic Symbol
    The Best Little Whorehouses in Second Life
    Police: Vandalism Suspects Received Rides From Mother
    Volcom Bites Verte
    Fucked Up
    HORNMASSIVE
    2 Ton MegaSpeaker!
    Dream Deceivers – The Story of James Vance & Judas Priest
    Thnx Pat Rocha
    Leonard Nimoy Photography – Full Body Project
    God Listens…
    White Folks Are The Devil!
    Dog with human penis in IKEA catalog
    Uncle Chuck
    Yikes!
    Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
    BOB DYLAN bra & panties Victoria’s Secret commercial
    Bob Dylan – Warhol Screen Test
    Metal Chef
    Baalbek – A Colossal Enigma
    Police Arrest Woman After Mistaken Text Message
    Star Trek New Voyages
    Fire Ant Raft
    Rick James’ Tombstone!
    Residents find corpse in water tower
    Make sure you have partners with you when you go for a swim!
    Crazy Horses – The Osmonds
    YMC HAMMER – Fight fire with fire
    Medical Maggots‚Ñ¢
    Fake Neckface Drawing #2
    Phony Baloney
    Fake Neckface Drawing #1
    Bootlegz
    BreastLift
    Pathologist’s wife ‘raped 15 times’ while asleep
    Man receives four years for necrophilia
    (se)Xbox
    eBay: CRAZY!! 80s vintage OZZY OSBOURNE KKK T SHIRT WEIRD?!!
    Insane KKK Ozzy Shirt!
    Thnx Billyee
    The Home of Prop Replica & Custom Boots – Made to Your Measurements
    “Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy”
    For Pete’s sake -Pete Doherty’s Mom Talks
    ABC News: A Pregnant Man?
    Forget The Band. Just Make The T-Shirt.
    heyblog: Brand Underground 2.0
    Acronym: Who defines a movement?
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    Corey Haim All Pilled Up
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    Thnx Leo!
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    Kicks of the Week
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    Queen Of Farts
    Cracked Out Kids Urinal
    Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
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    ANYTHING vs. KID AMERICA CLUB vs. PATTA
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    separated at birth
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    Top 10 Grossest Candies
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    More KillDozer!
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    Perversion for Profit (1965)
    Attack of the Larve
    Overdose
    Half of U.S. Still Believes Iraq Had WMD
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    List of people who died in the bathroom
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    Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
    Reuters Photo Fraud
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    Comics As Art
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    NSFW
    Dash Snow – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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    SEX PISTOLS – God Save the Queen – GENUINE A&M 7″ $23,797.27
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    Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
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    masturbating cat
    suicide monkey
    Mother Cougar vs Grizzly Bear
    A Tribute To Gore
    if u blood throw it up remix
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    Never Not Killing
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    Interns, the Founts of Youth – New York Times
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    World Beard and Moustache Championships
    Rainbow Explosion
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    GAY HANKY CODES
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    Un-Merry-Go-Round
    Alien Baby
    Eeewww!
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    Penistron
    xXx Pacman
    sexe moderne 2
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    How To Grow A Chair: An Interview with Richard Reames
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    French police thwart joint-rolling world record attempt
    12 ft. Python eats queen size electric blanket, survives…
    Thnx Tim Barber
    This is a “STUPID” tattoo
    Don’t Watch This!
    Eyes Sewed Shut Video
    Over the edge
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    Outer-space sex carries complications
    Super Pussy Muscles
    How to Dress Like a Skater – WikiHow
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    Britney Spears Sex Tape
    Jackie Gleason Trips Out On LSD!
    Scene from Swedish Gas Pump Girls
    Massive Yellow Jacket Nest Forms on Couple’s Property
    Jesus Beer billboard causing quite a stir
    4 Legged Duck
    WTF is going on?!
    Kitten Born With 2 Faces
    The opening of convenience
    Five Legged Dog Can Really Get Around
    Spaghetti Nasal Ejection
    World’s longest nose. Mehmet Ozyurek
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    Ads Call Graffiti ‘Pollution’; Grafiiti Says, ‘Likewise’
    Human Space Invaders
    Biomedical Image Awards 2006 – Gallery
    As Trippy As The Blacklight Posters!
    Virtual Blacklight Poster Museum
    Right On! Thanks to my man Billy Beemer the Crotch Wizard!
    Underground children
    Record Player Made Out Of Paper!
    L.A. News Service Sues YouTube Over Beating Video
    A Los Angeles video news service sued YouTube Inc. on Friday in federal court for allowing its users to upload copyrighted video footage onto the popular Web site, including the beating of trucker Reginald Denny during the 1992 riots.
    Police investigate ‘tampon maniac’ in Groningen
    Police in the Northern Dutch city of Groningen are investigating a man who rummages though rubbish bags in search of used tampons and sanitary towels.
    Bystanders caught in Manilow cross fire
    In a move reminiscent of U.S. efforts to drive former Panama strongman Manuel Noriega from the Vatican Embassy where he took refuge in 1989, the local council in Rockdale, in Sydney’s southern suburbs, started a six-month trial of high-volume hits by Mani
    .:Instant Kama Sutra:. create your own positions
    11-year-old finds porn video in game package
    Tokyo Undressed: Dori-Toes
    We all scream for ice cream
    The Word Wide Beauty – Some Akira Gomi’s series with usual girls dressed and naked
    When ICP fans attack
    Thnx S Lakraze!
    Baby Break Dance
    Thnx Slamxhype!
    Hunt for Gambia’s mythical dragon
    Ninki-nanka the dragon! Thnx Leo.
    Impko Decals
    Freaky Kreature Decals From The 60’s
    Dudes in presidents masks chloroform a couple…AWESOME!
    Hypnotized Superheroines
    Ballerina Catfight!
    keith moon and steve martin 1970’s tv
    Mulligan’s Stew
    R.I.P. Syd Barrett
    Legs of seven-year-old Quebec boy amputated after waterslide accident
    Post-Polar Bear Attack Photos
    Gory! Thnx Hal Foster
    Embedded #4
    Russian Practical Joke
    MAD Magazine Explorer
    SF Cover Explorer
    A few thousand science fiction magazine covers!
    Go Ask Alice: Mushroom Drug Is Studied Anew
    A Chimp Plays Ms. Pac-Man!
    Merkin World
    How To Build a Sex Toy Bean Bag Chair
    Reminds me of some prison shit!
    Step-by-Step Instructions on How to Deep Throat
    ZINEDINE ZIDANE WORLD CUP FINAL 2006 headbutt coup de boule
    Neck Face’s Extreme Makeover
    Crack Kills!
    Homeless farmer forced to sell home-made robots
    ETCHED IN TIME
    Insanely Detailed Etch-A-Sketch Illustrations
    HOW TO SPOT A JAP (1942)
    Amerikkkan Racism Circa 1942
    Dude finally got a house for the red paperclip!
    Bjork Beatdown
    Maybe you’ve seen this before, but it’s always good for a laugh!
    Kitten Survives Trip Through Wood Chipper
    Subway Rider Sliced in Power Saw Attack
    Soon to be a major motion picture!
    Music Videos From the 80’s :: Over 1,400 Videos!
    Creatures
    Ride The Lightning!
    “Jason Bunch was listening to Metallica on his iPod while mowing the lawn outside his Castle Rock home Sunday afternoon when lightning hit him”
    Avenue D Sex Advice
    Vintage Spanking Photos
    Steal This Wiki
    Alfred E. Bush
    After four months at sea, ghost ship with 11 petrified corpses washes up in Barbados
    Dirty Ass River
    George Harrison gets shocked!
    ~Zap! Zap!~
    ‘Mom put chilli powder in Sonu’s genitals’
    Utah’s top DUI cop cited for DUI
    Oh, the irony!
    Infamous Enumclaw horse sex case to be made into movie
    Staring Mr. Hands!
    Police arrest cement soccer ball pranksters
    Violence
    Fat kid diving
    Thanks to Neck Face the YouTube Fiend!
    Child Abuser Gets Kung-Fu Kicked
    Payback is a motherfucker!
    Child Abuse caught on tape
    Beat on the brat!
    Bottle Rocket Gone Bad
    Damn, these kids must be bored!
    Hoochie Mamma Dwarves
    aNYthing A-Ron The Don The Internet Remix
    Flaming Asshole
    Guy spews eating dog shit
    Fat Kid Crashes His Bike
    Fat Kid Falls
    Babies Vomiting
    Thnx Neck Face!
    Guy Fights Cop
    Police Officer Terminated Over Photo
    Wet T-Shirt World Cup
    Interactive…Pour the bucket on her!
    Awkward moments abound in penis pump trial
    Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.
    WET&MESSY
    Crazy Painted Chicks Porno. Thnx Hal Foster!
    T Gusta El Bukkake?
    Fake Spiderman Rocks Out
    Pentagon sets its sights on social networking websites
    “New Scientist has discovered that Pentagon’s National Security Agency, which specialises in eavesdropping and code-breaking, is funding research into the mass harvesting of the information that people post about themselves on social networks.”
    Baby fall
    Broken Neck
    Broked Leg
    Thnx Neck Face!
    Corky (Chris Burke) And His Band
    Epic baseball maneuver
    Pickle-Phobia!
    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
    Stevie Wonder – Sesame song (live)
    Stevie on Sesame St!
    Alien Legz
    IKEA Aron $3.99
    Mortal Kombat 3 (Trilogy) – Fatality Compilation
    Oh Jeez….Worse Than The Horse!
    Uggg!
    Coochie Hooka
    Mustang spin police chase
    Some GTA type shit!
    Cameroon girls battle ‘breast ironing’
    “Statistics show that 26% of Cameroonian girls at puberty undergo it, as many mothers believe it protects their daughters from the sexual advances of boys and men who think children are ripe for sex once their breasts begin to grow.”
    Meteorite Collision Simulation Animation
    Crazy!
    No cash? No card? Just stick in finger
    A Tampa Coast to Coast convenience store has installed a device that scans your fingerprint to process payment through a debit account.
    Poke The Bikini Girls Interactive
    Bas Rutten Street Fighting Tips
    FemDefence
    eBay: SIGNED NECKFACE 6/6/06 ZINE
    Currently $120..haaaaah!
    PUT SHOE ON HEAD
    Dell laptop explodes at Japanese conference
    The Dell from Hell!
    Town chaos as cash thrown in air
    “People in Aberystwyth had an unexpected windfall when a man showered what is thought to be thousands of pounds into the air at a pedestrian crossing.”
    Black Sun in Denmark
    Pictures of flocks of more than a million European starlings
    AT&T rewrites rules: Your data isn’t yours
    AT&T Sucks!
    Develop Don’t Destroy Brooklyn
    An open letter to Frank Gehry
    Brooklyn’s Trojan Horse What’s wrong with the buildings Frank Gehry wants to put in my neighborhood?
    DateALittle.com – Personal Ads for Little People

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    Burger Stool
    I want this.
    Remember before iPhones ‘n Blackberry’s?
    My New Cell Phone
    Discovering Your Own Lost Sounds
    Get Moving! 20 Amazing Airport, Train and Bus Station Designs
    Our world may be a giant hologram
    “If the GEO600 result is what I suspect it is, then we are all living in a giant cosmic hologram.”
    Angry Teacher Rips Student’s Cheek Off
    Fureddi – Japanese Freddy Mercury
    Vagina Ripped Apart by Water Fountain
    $24,500 repair job
    Hitler’s Cross Restaurant
    Swastika Themed Eatery
    Moshing Wii Kid
    Thanks Slanty Cat!
    Video: Juelz Santana Shows Pouch Full Of Money
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    Coldplay vs. Joe Satriani
    Biters!
    The Bush Administration’s Most Despicable Act
    Celebrating 50 years of Motown
    Fake Russian iPhone
    Sucker!
    Photoshop Disasters
    Don’t let ’em happen to you!
    Emily the Strange Ripped Off From Nate The Great Children’s Book
    Pullin’ Cards
    Marc Ecko does it again- Hannah Stouffer bite
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    WWJD DNB
    Internet Addiction Test (IAT)
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    Delete 10 Facebook friends, get a free Whopper
    Viral Marketing at it’s finest!
    Image Management
    ‘Best opening song EVER!’ Thanks Greg!
    Erkin Koray РElektronik Türküler [1974]
    Download the album
    Erkin Koray – Elektronik Turkuler
    The Turkish Jimi Hendrix
    Get Wood: A Place For Men to Park their Manhood
    The Icelandic Phallological Museum
    a collection of over one hundred penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland.
    10 Everyday Household Items To Spice Up Your Sex Life
    Radical cheap: $1,000 homes
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    Famous People Who Look Like They Smell
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    Thanks Petey
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    The Maple Syrup Smell… is Back for 2009!
    NYC Odor Alert!
    The 10 Greediest People of 2008
    Hand Wound Monday: Thumb Blister
    Weekly Review January 6, 2009 Harper’s Magazine
    Dossier Gives Details of Mumbai Attacks
    Evidence Showing That The USA Is Becoming A Police State
    Homeland Security forecasts 5-year terror threats
    Chance of rain and biological attacks.
    The orange drinks that have 300 times more pesticide than tap water… sold by Coca-Cola
    Saving a Squirrel by Eating One
    Mmmm…squirrel!
    Atheists Send a Message, on 800 British Buses
    “There’s probably no God,” the advertisements say. “Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.”
    Purple squirrel baffles experts
    With picture!
    6 Insane Discoveries That Science Can’t Explain
    Peter Lamborn Wilson in NYC
    Obama’s Total Information Awareness
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    McDonald’s admits 1,000 people paid to join queue for Quarter Pounder debut
    False demand
    FBI taps cell phone mic as eavesdropping tool
    The ultimate moustache
    Stay High 149 Interview
    OG Graffiti Master!
    Official Traumatizer :: Tom Burman
    GREEN IS MURDER
    Gavin calls bullshit on the green movement
    Armored truck robber uses Craigslist to make getaway
    a brazen crook apparently used a Craigslist ad to hire a dozen unsuspecting decoys to help him make his getaway following a robbery.
    MICHELE ALLEN BUSTED IN COW OUTFIT
    Michele Allen, 32, will spend the next month in jail after admitting to a wild drunken weekend dressed in this silly cow outfit
    Tulipomania
    The original economic speculation bubble
    Fooled by Ponzi (and Madoff) How Bernard Madoff Made Off with My Money
    Writer of book ‘Annals of Gullibility’ suckered, too.
    SOME DUDE NAMED HIS KID ADOLF HITLER
    Smells like South Jersey
    Katrina’s Hidden Race War
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    Teen Speed Camera Revenge
    Students duplicate the license plates by printing plate numbers on glossy photo paper, using fonts from certain websites that “mimic” those on Maryland license plates. They tape the duplicate plate over the existing plate on the back of their car and purposefully speed through a speed camera, the parent said. The victim then receives a citation in the mail days later.
    Rap music originated in medieval Scottish pubs, claims American professor
    Saddam Hussein house of horrors museum opened
    Premarital Abstinence Pledges Ineffective, Study Finds
    Teenagers Who Make Such Promises Are Just as Likely to Have Sex, and Less Likely to Use Protection, the Data Indicates.
    The-Oner – Big Ass Marker
    I wanna sniff it!
    Who are Somalia’s pirates?
    Will Elder – b. 1921 – His Mad World – The Lives They Lived
    His influence on me cannot be overstated.
    Harper’s Magazine Yearly Review
    How to Remove a Security Tag (narrated)
    Thanks ESPO
    Crash Crew – We Are Known As Emcees
    “Recession era beats. There’s so much good shit in this video, it’s an overload.” – Steve Powers
    Cutis Verticis Gyrata
    Permanent Cornrows
    Camera Zapper
    Using Lasers to Temporarily Neutralize Camera Sensors
    36MMM breasts scoop world record
    The Life of American Vagabonds
    Timothy Leary Archive: Videos
    A Lovely Sorta Death
    How to pee when you live in a van.
    Old lady Squirts Diarrhea in Supermarket Aisle
    Yay, internets!
    Strangest Invertebrate Ever
    Deer Shot While Mating
    Coitus Interruptus
    Eagle Mountain Goat Hunting
    Thanks Krissy
    Visible Time
    Saved By The Bell Caffeine Pill Freakout!
    Slacker – The Film
    YouTube is puttin’ up full films now, check out Drugstore Cowboy on there, too.
    Japan holds diaper fashion show — for adults
    Shitty new fashion
    Decochari customized bikes
    Joseph Szabo Photos of Teenagers
    Thanks Carlen Altman
    Electric stimulus to face
    Dude shocks his face to an electro beat.
    Space Beer
    Japanese brew made with barley grown in the international space station.
    Taiwan’s Hello Kitty-themed hospital
    Do it yourself Clitoridectomy for the faint hearted
    Kids, don’t try this at home!
    Clitoris Erection Animation
    Female Anatomy & Clitoral Circumcision
    Mambo Kurt Destroys a Organ Onstage
    New Hershey Candy Said to Look Like Packets of Crack Cocaine
    How to Cook Crack Cocaine
    How to Make Crack
    WTF Smoker
    GANGBUSTER Superhero who fights gangs!
    Stop crime, help youths, and inspire the children with Gangbuster comic books.
    The Jheri Curl All-Stars
    Tribute to the Early West Coast Rap Scene Flyers & DJ Cards
    The internet is over?! NO!
    NJ Supermarket refuses to put ‘Adolf Hitler’ on birthday cake
    Three year old cursed with Fuhrers name by Nazi dad.
    As Economy Dips, Arrests for Shoplifting Soar
    IRAK!
    Sugar as addictive as cocaine, heroin, studies suggest
    Pssst, I got the raw right here…
    Can Amphetamines Help Cure Cocaine Addiction?
    Thanks Petey
    Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband’s genitals beaten
    Thanks Billoney
    Beverages for all types of Ladies
    Thanks Attic Jack
    Ted Nugent Shirtless on Mike Douglas
    Bush Shoe-Toss Immortalized in Games, Animations
    Stealing the Bounty Hunter’s Wife
    Thanks Billoney
    Ponzi Scheme
    A Ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation that involves paying abnormally high returns to investors out of the money paid in by subsequent investors, rather than from the profit from any real business.
    Bernard Madoff arrested over alleged $50 billion fraud
    $50 billion “Ponzi scheme”
    Shoes thrown at Bush on Iraq trip
    Black Horror Movies.com
    Horror x Blaxploitation
    Socket-Deer – Antlers for your Outlet
    Ballbra
    Do they have Wonderballbras?
    Ton of Marijuana Seized From Cloned UPS Truck in Arizona
    Bush Condemns Free National Wi-Fi
    YouTube tightens rules on sexually suggestive videos
    Dumb everything down for the kids.
    Scorpions ‘Virgin Killer’ cover censored on Wikipedia.
    New York Marijuana Laws
    Behavioral screening — the future of airport security?
    Woman fears for albino raccoon’s safety
    CBLDF To Serve As Special Consultant In PROTECT Act Manga Case
    Chis Handley faces up to 20 years in prison for being in possession of manga (Japanesese sex comics)
    People gettin’ punched in the face in slow motion
    No butts about it — fecal transplants work for some
    Thanks Carlen Altman, Let’s swap poo!
    Men under threat from ‘gender bending’ chemicals – Telegraph
    Men are at risk of being “feminised”
    Frontline: The Merchants of Cool
    A report on the creators & marketers of popular culture for teenagers
    Nature’s Viagra: Spider Venom Induces Erection
    The largest penis in the world ?
    Who has the biggest and longest penis on earth?
    This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect! – Jonah Falcon
    Drugged! The top 50 trips in movies
    Top 10 Weirdest Experiments Ever
    Oldest Marijuana Stash Found
    2700 year old weed
    Financial Times Editorial Admits Agenda For Dictatorial World Government
    KFC Black Metal Commercial
    Funky Forest, youth classroom
    Fucked Japanese film
    How to paint XXL
    Kraut Fire Extinguisher Spray Paint 101
    Big Liquid Pillow Sex Dance (Part 1)
    “Big Liquid workin every inch of his sexy body by freaking a pillow to trey songz”
    You like skyscrapers, huh bitch?
    Thanks Greg Naw
    The Brooklyn Paper: Camera captures deliveryman’s graffiti attack!
    I’m so Dizzy, my head is spinnin’, like a whirlpool, it never ends.
    All City Crew Over Obey Art Basel Miami 2008
    Haaah…No respect on the streets!
    Crazy Gideon Commercial – They Say I’m Crazy..
    Thanks Carlen Altman
    Rink Rash Skatewear – Bruise Contest!
    Black ‘N Blues
    Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer
    Mmmm…you wanna lick the bowl?
    The 10 most ridiculous Black Metal videos
    Superwoman Does Blowjob
    NSFW, obvs.
    Snoop Dogg makes Mashed Potatoes w. Martha Stewart
    Nun In Gasmask World
    Kris Kuksi
    Wild intricate Industrial Insectoid alien sculptures
    tofutti break
    Amazin’ Image Blog
    eboy – baltimore poster
    This shit is like Richard Scary x Where’s Waldo x Sim City
    Steampunk Art Update
    THE REALIST ARCHIVE PROJECT
    Lower East Side Gallery Rivington Arms to close in January
    Hasan Cihat Örter vs. Asım Can Gündüz
    Turkish Heavy Metal Guitar Battle!
    Neckface Tags The Veil Nebula
    Girls in Madonna masks rob bank
    from Les braqueuses
    Weekly Review 12.9.08 Harper’s Magazine
    Obama Photoshopped
    Changed pictures we can believe in.
    Saddam Airguitar!
    IRAK!
    I’m Black Y’all! I’m Black Y’all!
    Thanks Attic Jack aka DJ Haku
    Beatles Butcher Cover Photo Album
    Outtakes from the Butcher Baby sessions.
    Reverse Speech – Voices From The Unconscious
    Traci Lords – Crime Library
    The Dogs РYou Mama´s On Crack Rock
    Thanks Googs
    Norwegian Black Metal: Images of Satan
    Photographs by Peter Beste
    The Wal-mart stampede, caught on camera
    Consumerism reaches a new low. Thanks Billoney!
    Organic Architecture: 12 Beautifully Curved Buildings
    We need more buildin’s like these, instead of the ugly bullshit they’re polluting our vision with in NYC!
    DJ Red Alert Goes Bazerk mp3
    Late-ish 80’s Old School Hip-Hop from Kool Red NYC Styles from KISS FM
    Look! 70’s Rock Musicians and Their Parent’s Homes
    LIFE magazine photos of rockers ‘n their ‘rents cribs.
    Taliban raked in $470M US from opium trade in 2008: UN report
    Mexico’s Hidden Museum of Drugs
    Museo de los Enervantes
    Facebook a CIA Front?
    Data minin’ feds.
    €500,000 scam of a Spanish Robin Hood
    “He said he had given it all away to social activists or spent it on the newspaper. He is refusing to pay the money back and daring the banks to get him sent to jail.”
    Controversies about the word “niggardly”
    The Story of Stuff
    “The Story of Stuff is a 20-minute, fast-paced, fact-filled look at the underside of our production and consumption patterns. The Story of Stuff exposes the connections between a huge number of environmental and social issues, and calls us together to create a more sustainable and just world.”
    John Pound Art
    Dude who did a lot of the Garbage Pail Kids art ‘n later Wacky Packages.
    Florida Teen Commits Suicide Before Live Webcam Audience
    I can’t beat that blog.
    Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization | Adbusters Culturejammer Headquarters
    Kool Guys.
    Misfats – The fattest Misfits tribute band ever!
    I’m tired of female and midget tribute bands. Fat versions are the new shit!
    Sept. 11 Version of ‘Space Invaders’ Draws Fire at Video-Game Convention
    Al Queda Invaders
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    Rise and fall of the Googled swastika – Los Angeles Times
    ‚òùÂçê Âçç‚òü
    Swastika
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    Tapir cunnilingus
    NSFW Not Safe For Human Consumption!
    Autofellatio
    Just because yer suckin’ yer own dick doesn’t mean yer not gay!
    DIY Freeze Pop Machine
    “what a money saver!” I dunno, at 32.98 + shipping…aren’t Flav-or-Ice’s like the cheapest shit at the Bodega?!
    Porn Bloopers and Funny Adult Porn Gif’s
    Gotta Luv Pr0n Gifs!
    Sperm Lamp called the Alien
    I need some of these.
    Thanks Heather Allthetime.
    Five Rodium Swap Meet Mix Tapes by Dr Dre (MP3s)
    10 x Dr Dre ROADIUM Swap Meet Mix-Tapes from the 80’s
    W00t!
    DR. DRE 86′ RODIUM SWAP MEET MIX
    ‘I’m not a Nazi’ Swastika Gallery
    Behind the crooked cross
    10 CASTRATION SCENES FROM HORROR MOVIES
    Chop-chop!
    Parents’ fury at ‘Down’s Syndrome dolls’ designed to help children deal with disability
    The protruding tongue, almond-shaped eyes, flattened nose and low ears all make it very different to most shop-bought toys.
    Fascist Femmes
    Nazi girls
    Awesome Flash Animation
    Girls scroll by and you make ’em naked!
    Willard Wigan :: Micro Sculptor
    Amazing sculptures that fit on the head of a pin
    How they make coffee art
    Special printer creates images in latte foam with air jets.
    7 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be a Male Porn Star
    Okay.
    2nd egg emerges from giant chicken egg found at Shiga high school
    EGGS!
    eBoy NYC
    Cassette Tape Closet
    A closet built with 918 cassette tapes that are individually screwed onto a wooden frame
    The Gargoyles of New York
    Scary shit you see in NYC if you actually open yer eyes and look upward.
    Semen – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    The Most Expensive Accidents in the History of the World
    Does electin’ George Bush Jr. for two terms count?
    Phil Spector rants about his relationship with The Beatles ahead of his murder retrial
    He shoulda pulled a pistol on Macca!
    Album Covers Map
    Atlas of locations for iconic album covers.
    Label of love: SST
    Greg Ginn lives with 85 rescued cats in Texas now.
    Tawdry Teacher Tantalizes Teens
    The video!
    Parents want a teacher to be sacked after she stripped for 15-year-old students
    Teachers gone wild!
    The first Boys from Brazil: Nazi graveyard discovered deep in the Amazon rainforest
    Where’s the Nazi gold? …and the lil’ Hitler clones.
    Drugs Found in Hair of Ancient Andean Mummies
    They found a skull with a Beatles wig, shoulda figured as much
    The living-dead buses in the Bronx
    Bus graveyard where they get stripped before becomin’ artificial reefs.
    In Soviet Russia, Lake Contaminates You
    The story of the secret Russian city Chelyabinsk-40 and the radioactive mess that the cold war created.
    THE BROKERS WITH HANDS ON THEIR FACES BLOG
    Haaaaah, have a heart attack, bitches!
    How To Make Cocaine
    Even the pure is stepped on.
    La Pequeña Sarah Palin
    Someone give this lil’ creature a TV show already!
    Advanced Masturbation Techniques
    You got a small wee-wee!
    Employee taints police chief’s food
    “…He spat on the buns and rubbed the buns “on his buns.”
    Woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
    A 27-year-old woman accused of shoplifting cologne and trying to touch an officer with a “well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin”
    Newburgh firefighter performs delicate operation to save man’s penis
    “Authorities said the pipe was apparently an erotic aid, but did not elaborate.”
    Al-Qaida-linked Web site backs McCain as president
    Are his neck eggs Muslim?
    Gerard Damiano, 80, Dies; Directed ‘Deep Throat’
    RiP
    Vice Magazine: VICE PICS – HAPPY HALLO-WEEK-N
    Halloween Rave! W00t!
    How to Poke Yourself on Facebook
    eMasturbation
    How to Quit Facebook
    “At first you’re confirming a new friend, and next thing you know, you’ve spent an hour looking at all the new people you’re connected to. Recording your Facebook activities can help you realize how much time you actually spend getting nothing constructive done”
    Emile Berliner and the Birth of the Recording Industry
    Inventor of the flat record ‘n Gramophone
    John Lydon on the Tom Snyder Show 1980
    Public Image Limited
    John Rotten Butter Commercial
    “Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”
    Beyonce Falls Off Stage In Orlando
    She gets dizzy swangin’ that horse tail weave.
    ‘Dolemite’ Star Rudy Ray Moore Dead At 81
    R.i.P.
    Cannabinoids promote embryonic and adult hippocampus neurogenesis and produce anxiolytic- and antidepressant-like effects
    What he said!
    Web 2.0 style example.png – Encyclopedia Dramatica
    Gamer juggles over 30 Warcraft characters on 11 computers simultaneously
    Come back to Meatspace, loser.
    Stone(d) Age man took drugs
    Scientists have found ceramic bowls, tubes for inhaling drug fumes or powders on a Caribbean island from 100BC and 400BC
    Don’t Bother Lookin’ For’em: Great Since-Closed NYC Record Shops
    Oh, the memories!
    Always the bridesmaid: Jason Everman
    My Roommate from ’91
    Dream Deceivers – The Story of James Vance & Judas Priest
    Do It! Do It! Yer face looks like a pile of cold cuts, dude!
    Passive-Aggressive Notes
    Seething anger bubbles over into everyday notes in the workplace and elsewhere.
    Van Fulla Mexicans
    Must be one of those circus clown vans. Talk about carpoolin’!
    Stop Alien Abductions
    Thought Screen Helmet – Must have accessory for Fall!
    That 69er Show – That 70’s Show S&M Comic
    NSFW!!!! Thanks Billoney.
    Dancing with Nazis
    Is Arnold Schwarzenegger a Nazi? All signs point to ‘YES!’
    Instant Rimshot
    Goes great with the laughin’ audience in my head. Bud-dum-bum!
    Dead Malls
    Suburban Decay
    That Mall’s Sick And That Store’s Dead!
    Sick Malls…Haaaah!
    Malls of America
    Vintage photos of lost Shopping Malls of the ’50s, ’60s & ’70s
    Google’s Mechanical Prude РErosBlog: The Sex Blog
    ‘Google Suggest’ stays in ‘Safe Search’ mode no matter what. Lame!
    Public Disgrace – Women Bound Stripped & Punished In Public!
    NSFW!
    Map of the World of Fetish
    Plannin’ my next trip.
    Topps Blockhead Mask
    Hippie!
    Find A Grave – Millions of Cemetery Records
    Find A Grave x Google Maps = Roadtrip Fun!
    Sexiest Rock Star Spawn
    A guide to hot-ass rocker offspring
    Q&A: Jeff Krulik, Director of ‘Heavy Metal Parking Lot’
    ‘Punk Sucks, Heavy metal Rules!’
    ERNEST BORGNINE – ‘I masturbate a lot’
    Oh Man!
    I Scissored Sarah Palin
    Stab her with ’em!
    McCain stores a chewed hot dog in his neck pouch for later.
    Move over cancer eggs!
    Obama chows down on a tube steak.
    It’s Weenie War!
    SeMeN SPeRmS Pumpkin Head Vice Cover Art!
    Jeah!
    Chase The Faceless Cat Blog
    Looks like a feline version of the aliens in They Live!
    Zombie John McCain for President
    Brrrrraaaaaaaiiiinnnnnnsssssss!
    Terrorists Are Watchin’ You
    Eye-yi-yi!
    La Pequeña Hillary Hulk
    Raaaahhhhhhh!!!!
    The 35 Articles of Impeachment and the Case for Prosecuting George W. Bush by Congressman Dennis Kucinich
    Free PDF Download
    Steal This Film II
    Copyfight the Copywrongs
    The Death of High Fidelity
    In the age of MP3s, sound quality is worse than ever
    ‘Brady Bunch’ star Maureen McCormick admits to swapping sex for cocaine
    Marcia, Marcia, Marcia – naughty, naughty, naughty!
    Barack Obama and Adolf Hitler Faces Combined Together – MorphThing
    Gotta love the Internets!
    ANNABELLES FANTASY
    Women Death Scene Fantasy
    Stephen King’s Cat’s Eye – General vs Troll
    Troll shotguns Drew Barrymore’s soul.
    Is Nigerian hair really that tough???? – Yahoo! Answers
    Gotta take painkillers to comb it.
    How Poster Boy Turns Subway Ads Into Political Art — New York Magazine
    Subway poster sticker collage / D√©collage is blowin’ up…to be co-opted in about 5 seconds!
    Graffiti ‘crews’ turn violent in L.A
    3 killed in run-ins with Los Angeles graffiti gangs
    GodTube.com – Baby Preacher
    Possessed for sure…but by what force?! Thanks Amy Verdon
    Pickle Girl
    Pedofiles Delight! Thanks Krissy
    Facebook sex addict slept with 50 men
    Playboy For The Blind
    The centerfold feels like she’s cold.
    Japan’s Booming Sex Niche: Elder Porn – TIME
    Thnx Carlen!
    Cartoon banned by the Mormon church
    Vanna White’s Pants fell down as she slipped out the Window
    Celine Dion & Anastacia – You Shook Me All Night Long (Live Divas Las Vegas 2002)
    “crime against humanity” – ESPO
    Civil servant charged over ‘obscene’ Girls (Scream) Aloud Violent Sex Fantasy Blog Post
    A civil servant has been charged by police for allegedly writing a blog about the kidnap and murder of members of the pop band Girls Aloud.
    Whippets!
    Sweet Air
    Where can I find the mashed-up t-shirt of my dreams? | Ask Metafilter
    Semensperms’s Badge – Blingee Competition 1500+ points
    CERN – European Organization for Nuclear Research
    Thai school offers transsexual toilet
    Thnx Carlen
    Papa Smurf bangs his Smurfs
    Semen on Panties – Order a semen, sperm, and saliva detection
    TED Jesus Christ GOD – HOW TO KILL satan; satan’s Demons; Spawns
    Prostate Massage – Milking
    Pizza Bagels
    “I Love I Love Pizza Bagels”
    SPANKING TIPS
    TUNA NOT FALLEN – sex medicine
    Roof Top Rampage Skateboard Showdown Saturday June 14th
    New York Graffiti Field Identification Guide
    Soooooo LAME!
    US Troops Graffiti Bombing in Iraq
    Gangs Claim Their Turf in Iraq
    The Vice Guide to New York Graffiti
    IRAK!
    Gang GRAFFITI in IRAQ
    Munich, Nudist w. Bike Reading
    Faces of Meth
    Thnx ESPO
    Down Syndrome Dolls – Wonderfully Unique Dolls
    Graffiti Travel: Man Arrested after Allegedly Posting Hijinks to YouTube
    Cannabis blunder at Tokyo airport
    An unwitting passenger arriving at Japan’s Narita airport has received 142g of cannabis after a customs test went awry, officials say.
    Artificial Hymen
    Things You Can’t Do Coked Up
    Thnx a-bunny
    10-year-old gives birth in Idaho
    Alleged Jimi Hendrix sex tape to be released
    Keyboards ‘dirtier than a toilet’
    Cops Chase ‘Smiley Face’ Murder Mystery
    Brazil’s navy suspends search for flying priest
    Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
    Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
    Principality of Sealand
    Operation Atlantis and the Radical Libertarian Alliance
    White people
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    Peoples of the Caucasus
    Montevideo Convention
    Gregor MacGregor – Scottish Con Artist
    Gregor MacGregor (December 24, 1786 – December 3, 1845) was a Scottish soldier, adventurer and colonizer who fought in the South American struggle for independence. Upon his return to England in 1820, he claimed to be cazique of Poyais (also known as Pr
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    Teen arrested over video posing senile grandma as gangster
    Sugar Bush Squirrel-The Superstar Squirrel- Supermodel & Military Mascot
    Thnx Carlen Altman
    Shock video of couple forcing 18-month-old baby to smoke marijuana
    Aliza Shvarts’ Insists Miscarriage Art Project Is Real
    Subtle Butt – Disposable Fart Neutralizers
    Marilyn Monroe sex film to be kept private
    A 15-minute film of Marilyn Monroe engaging in oral sex with an unidentified man will be kept from public view by a New York businessman who has bought it for $1.5 million, the broker of the deal said on Monday.
    Administration Set to Use New Spy Program in U.S.
    Domestic Spying…Does Anyone Remember COINTELPRO?!
    The Pauper to Princess Scam
    How to Tie a Noose
    Thudguard: the child and infant safety hat to protect your child
    Why was man in female attire in victim’s closet?
    He was high on methamphetamine, he said, and went to the Beaverton apartment complex on March 3, 2007, because he was invited to have sex by a woman he barely knew. But when he saw the woman sitting on the bed half naked, he realized she was the wrong wom
    Secret Life of a Porn Star – My Sister, the Porn Star
    Feds hand eight-count obscenity charge to Buttman
    Government to Seek Terrorists in World of Warcraft: The Full Proposal
    15 Bucks for Sex Isn’t Normal
    Permissible Assaults Cited in Graphic Detail
    Drugging Detainees Is Among Techniques
    Fla. Teens Believe Drinking Bleach Will Prevent HIV
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    Back 2 Kool
    Claw Money Spring ’08 Collection
    MISS LANDMINE
    Thnx Matt Goias
    Trepanation
    A Hole In The Head, The Motherfuckin’ Head!
    Homeless_Porn_Not_Safe_for_Work
    NAMES OF HOBO-PORN FILMS
    Russian bum fun
    What the Hell Happened to Your Face?
    T.I. Pleads Guilty to Weapons Charges
    1000 Hours Community Service and 12 Months In Prison
    Congress To Consider Legislation To End Minor Pot Arrests
    Anti-Emo Riots Break Out Across Mexico
    Goth killing in England echoes Mexican Emo violence…
    Movimiento Anti Emo sexual Inc®
    Man facing charges for having sex with a table
    Man scammed by Craigslist ad – People Take All His Shit
    Man Nabbed for Pot-Smelling Cash Deposit
    Explosives near Capitol go undetected for weeks
    FBI posts fake hyperlinks to snare child porn suspects
    Can you say “Internet entrapment”?
    Erin Go Crack
    St Paddy’s Day Green Crack!
    “Eaten Alive” Art Show at Headquarters Studios [02.22.08]
    Claw Money x SeMeN SPeRmS
    List of nuclear holocaust fiction
    Threads (1984)
    “Documentary style account of a nuclear holocaust and it’s affect on the working class city of Sheffield, England; and the eventual long run affects of nuclear war on civilization.”
    The Story Of Captain Midnight
    free university lectures – computer science, mathematics, physics, chemistry
    The Bumbot 2000
    Thnx Jordana Swan
    Old Man Kicks Public Pissing Girl
    Priest Shits In A Nuns Mouth
    Gotta Love Those Krauts!
    Captain RUSH – Cartoons!
    Drug dealers pushing ‘brand loyalty’
    How To Scam Del Taco Video
    Stars of YouTube video ‘How to Scam Del Taco’ arrested
    $125,000 bail…WTF?!
    Graves Possibly Found on Manson Ranch
    Death Valley ’69
    Killer robot shoots man dead on driveway
    The Tom Cruise Indoctrination Video Scientologists Don’t Want You To See
    Three Hanged, Burned Dead Dogs and a Pentagram
    MARKit malicious assault/rape evidence kit
    Hitler’s Gold
    Richardson family murders
    12 yr old Goth girl kills parents and 8 yr old brother with 24 yr old boyfriend
    Emily Sander aka Zoey Zane
    Indian woman gives birth to ‘miracle’ child
    What’s Your Favorite Curse Word?
    Top 10 Sex Tips and Tricks
    JackinExpert
    Prescription drugs found in drinking water across U.S.
    People take pills. Their bodies absorb some of the medication, but the rest of it passes through and is flushed down the toilet. The wastewater is treated before it is discharged into reservoirs, rivers or lakes. Then, some of the water is cleansed again
    Cops snag lotto ticket from accused drug dealer
    Creepy Gnome terrorises town
    Edouard-Henri Avril “Ancient Greek sodomising a goat, plate XVII from ‘De Figuris Veneris’ by F.K. Forberg”
    Historical and cultural perspectives on zoophilia
    WTF Maggie
    FTP
    Thnx Ryan Kitson
    Octopussy
    NSFW
    (((((~WOMEN OF IRAN~)))))) – non nude
    School’s bizarre ploy to beat internet perverts – masking pupils with Acid House smileys | the Daily Mail
    La Pequeña Amy Winehouse
    Italy’s highest court has ruled that a woman wearing jeans cannot be raped.
    Thnx ESPO
    Gray whale flashes phallus
    Affectionately known as “Pink Floyd” among whalewatchers.
    Thnx Haley
    Lion vs Tiger
    Thnx Jedd Lawler
    Hitler Monkey
    Heil Hitler monkey
    japan-vs-usa
    Bono – up close and horrible
    Wind during football match in South Africa
    Thnx Bret Pittman
    New ‘Fish Tooth’ Anti-Rape Device Ready For Market
    Amanda Knox – MySpace Rape & Murder
    BRUCE LABRUCE
    Pornographic Nightmare Fuel
    fluffy Lychees
    We Are The World ( Japanese Version)
    Thnx Annette
    Landlords Cycling Club
    If OTB Goes, So Would a Relic of a Grittier City
    Pill Identification Wizard
    The latest internet craze… bringing classic album covers to life
    Thnx Crystal Moselle
    Diablo Cody: Nude Stripper / Screenwriter
    Japan TV – Fashion in Japan
    Hot for Teacher: 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders
    Thnx Ryan Kitson
    “Eaten Alive” Art Show at Headquarters Studios
    CRACKHEADS GONE WILD official trailer
    White boy gets scared straight
    Scared Straight – The guy with one eye
    Thnx Badteethcomics
    The Bootleg Back Wall Series
    Pioneering midwife touts ‘orgasmic birth’
    Thnx Ryan Kitson
    Kiss & Tom Snyder High! (Slow-motion)
    Chopped ‘n Screwed
    Roddy Piper bottles himself to prove a point. Nice one.
    Thnx Matt Quigley
    Dentist shortage leads man to superglue own tooth
    The Torture Playlist
    Music has been used in American military prisons and on bases to induce sleep deprivation, “prolong capture shock,” disorient detainees during interrogations‚Äîand also drown out screams. Based on a leaked interrogation log, news reports, and the accounts
    Whistle-blower site taken offline
    CENSORED by Big Business
    Bobaraba – Mix Eloh DJ
    Ivory Coast’s ‘big-bottom’ craze
    “Weekly Review”(Harper’s Magazine)
    Glacier tagger gets frosty treatment
    A German backpacker has been caught spraying graffiti on the rocks and ice face at Franz Josef Glacier.
    School Of Pot Offers “Higher” Education
    Oakland Trade School Prepares People For Jobs In California’s Medical Marijuana Industry
    Now You Can Bring Yer Baby To The Club!
    “It sounds like a clubber’s worst nightmare, but for parents who can’t let go of their dancing days a new breed of disco is emerging – where mums, dads and toddlers come together to boogie.”
    Cliff rave ‘stupid’: police
    Mother Accused In Porn Case Involving Daughter
    “…the girl discovered photos of her face morphed onto naked bodies in sexually explicit positions.”
    PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE FETISH
    Mum’s ‘gang rape’ shown on internet
    Policeman is headbutted by teenager in ‘happy slapping’ video
    Did Adolf Hitler draw Disney characters?
    Pentagon tells Bush: climate change will destroy us
    The document predicts that abrupt climate change could bring the planet to the edge of anarchy as countries develop a nuclear threat to defend and secure dwindling food, water and energy supplies.
    forgotten albums best left forgotten
    Spillway – Random Photos
    Flipside Magazine Issue 1
    31 Wheel Roller Suit
    Thnx Tim Barber
    Vintage Poison 1988 Kramer Flying V Guitar
    Duffed Out Dustward Brochure
    Thnx Tim Artz
    Villain Chair
    Little Trees Car Freshner Infant Car Carrier
    WTF
    Cindy & Bert – Der Hund Von Baskerville
    Thnx Molly
    Songerize – Listen Now!
    Brought A Knife/Gun To A Knife Fight
    Thnx Billoney
    FIX PUSH
    Thnx Paul T
    Mini-muscleman: Meet the world’s smallest bodybuilder
    Gotta love the hair! Thnx Carlen Altman
    Investigators Think Woman Shot, House Burned Was Not Intended Target
    “They were like ‘oh snap, we got the wrong house'”
    Train roof riders fear deterrent to dye for
    Angry Catholic Priest vs Skateboarders
    Cop vs Skater Brawl
    Dude, Balimore Cop vs. Skateboarder
    Thnx Ryan Kitson
    Furry Rave
    Oran(VA)gina Creepy Furry Commercial
    David Lynch on iPhone
    The octopus who loves his Mr Potato Head
    Mystery image of ‘life on Mars’
    Club Littlegun – Curios and Antique Guns
    The FAIL Blog
    Frito Bandito Fan Club Kit
    200 -a-Gram Tax on New York Cocaine
    Original work by KAWS, NECKFACE, and FAILE
    Working ’96 Dodge 3500 Van included
    Do Ya Think I’m Sexy? – Tiny Tim
    Crazy Frog Bros
    Big mouth (stor mun)
    Drama Prairie Dog (Metal Version)
    Dramatic Look
    TV host pukes on the air…
    Johnny Thunders’ kids
    Tossed salad man
    24 Hours With Steve-O
    Original Anti-Piracy Video – Don’t Copy That Floppy!
    Malibu talks about his injury
    Ghetto Puppets – My Mind Is Playing Tricks On Me!
    Man On Extacy or PCP
    Weird Acid Lady
    Is This Nu Rave?!
    Garbage Pail Kids fight
    Garbage Pail Kids Movie Trailer
    Thrashin’ – Daggers
    “Breakin’ Is A Memory.” Thnx Leo F
    Mac and Me – Full McDonald’s Dance Scene
    Body Popping Face
    Catch of the day: Cocaine
    Thnx Ryan Kitson
    Kung-Fu Porn!
    Thnx Billoney
    Clarity Sought on Electronics Searches
    Briton jailed for four years in Dubai after customs find cannabis weighing less than a grain of sugar under his shoe
    How to spot a Banksy
    Wow.
    Drug Traffic Beneath the Waves – Drug Smuggling Submarines
    Thnx Ramone
    An illustrated guide to the myth of the vagina dentata
    Thnx Kenny
    Cocksucker Blues – 1972 Tour Drug Fallout
    Thnk Paul Hanly
    Shake That Deer!
    Thnx Ryan Kitson
    Modern Plastic Surgery – Ear Pointing
    Haunted Portraits
    Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1975)
    Thnx Billoney
    Weird Wheels
    Tom & Jerry – His Mouse Friday
    Basil Wolverton On Cartoon Sounds Part Two
    Mmmm…What’s Cookin’?!
    Heavy Metal Costumes
    Dude, Like, Death To Poseurs and Stuff.
    NFL Pulls Plug On Big-Screen Church Parties For Super Bowl
    Death of the father: British scientists discover how to turn women’s bone marrow into sperm
    I Love Blow – Energy Drink Mix
    Student eats key ‘so he can keep partying’
    Cheeseburger In The Can!
    Fundies – Underwear for two
    The Two Person T-Shirt
    Strawberry Flavored Cheetos Seduce Sweet-Loving Snackers
    Jewda Maccabi – Israelites
    Thnx Bach Radoncic
    Partnership for a Drug-Free America | “Cocoon”
    Thnx Patrick Morales
    Freaky anti-drug commercial
    Thnx Robby K
    KnickerPicker – online dressing room
    Thnx DC
    Mississippi Legislature Introduces Bill that Would Ban Restaurants from Serving the Obese
    “Weekly Review” Harper’s Magazine
    Indian Rollerskater Boy
    Thnx Guido!
    Slices of Life: ‘Body Worlds’ Entrepreneur to Sell Corpse Cross-Sections
    Wooly Willy Uncut
    Eyeballs Still Rockin’ Flikr
    Lollipop painkiller alert
    Lakai Fully Flared Intro
    Thnx Bach Radoncic
    The Daiquiri Whacker Gas Powered Portable Blender
    Thnx Chris Black
    Shakira Featuring Danzig “Hips Don’t Lie”
    Thnx Annette Bunny
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