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Faking ‘wokeness’: how advertising targets millennial liberals for profit https://t.co/t3SFcgkNKz

The vagina charlatans of Etsy https://t.co/SoGKam7V2T

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Archive of Rock Scene magazine (1973-1982) https://t.co/dV74GksUwW

Gregg Allman Was A Junkie Snitch https://t.co/miWYUYRvFF

NJ 8th graders refuse to take a photo with Paul Ryan because they don’t “want to be associated with him” https://t.co/hoyVRj5zZs

Why Didn’t Jared and Ivanka Report Their Art Collection?
Including ‘paired paintings by Nate Lowman and Dan Colen’ https://t.co/CTTg9sthC8

Ontario Giant Rubber Duck Is Counterfeit, Says Artist Who Created Other Giant Rubber Duck https://t.co/CTG1Lz3Fl9

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Microwaved Glow stick blows up in kid’s face
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The Dark Side of Laughter https://t.co/rWQJB3BUNy

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Man Smokes ‘Skunk’ Cannabis, Cuts Off Penis, Stabs Mom https://t.co/uqbAkA6ITp

Even moderate drinking can damage the brain, claim researchers https://t.co/pIsCJnLqz7

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Squirrel King

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DJ SeMeN SPeRmS This Saturday At Westway Something Smells Fishy

Arron Bondaroff Presents
“Something Smells Fishy”
Pisces Festival Part 2
Saturday March 17 @ Westway

Music Malady By
Cold Ones
Virgins
Normally Important
Jailbait
Crazy Band

DJs
SeMeN SPeRmS
Physical Therapy
Nate Lowman
8 Yr Old Kid Sensation DJ Arson
Plain Pat

Birthday Celebration For
Gordon Stevenson
Aaron Bondaroff
Weirdo Dave
Fat Bill Strobeck
Shelly Zander
Keir Kramlich
Miss Info

Notable Pisces

Chris & Cory Kennedy , ALex Olson, lesely Arfin,ethan swan , lissy trullie, vanna youngstien, nartasha nunez, pam love , malcom ford
nick ackerman, chrissie miller, greg krelenstein, ,alden nusser , susan miller, rob lowe, joe mamma, nat king cole, pete doherty casey anthony, charles barkley , justin bieber, spike lee, johnny cash, kurt cobain, cindy crawford, Dr J , lou reed , albert einstien ,

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The Virgins are Buzzworthy

“Donald Cumming may look low energy [it’s known as affected] , but one look at The Virgins‘ [new-ish] “Rich Girls” video and that all goes right out the window [like the baby with the bathwater]. Clearly, the NYC band’s brown-baggin’ [on his 40oz or on his head?] frontman isn’t quite as mellow as he appears in a formal sit-down. “I’ve lost a lot of my time in there [I HEAR YOU],” Cumming says of Lit Bar, where the video was shot. (Except, presumably, without all the [feigned]impromptu lap dances, [non]spontaneous water-throwing and sizzling [skinny ‘n scurrred] Victoria’s Secret [vanilla] supermodels [The bar is usually infested with skanky coke whores].)

And since we’re betting [YOU LOSE] there are a few more things you never knew about the not-so-virginal [hetro] indie [major] poppers [like, Wade has IBS, fer instance], we suggest you watch our [awkward] video interview with the band then take another look at [SeMeN in the video] the wild [‘n mild], bacchanalian bar bash [alliteration, woah] that is “Rich Girls.” That is, unless you have something against trance-y Talking Heads-meets-Duran Duran vocals and gorgeous Namibian [Nambia=AIDS ridden Kraut colonized African republic] eye-candy. [I have something against sentences with too many hyphens]”
MTV Buzzworthy [‘n SeMeN SPeRmS]

Spoiler Alert: Here’s a shot of the best part in the video

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