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    • The South American drug-smuggling business is becoming increasingly sophisticated as Colombian gangs use home-made submarines to get cocaine to Mexico. The crews have to put up with incredible heat, insanitary conditions and a lack of space. One former submersible captain told SPIEGEL about his experiences.
    • Earlier this year, Markle–who used the online moniker “Prankster”–was sentenced to three years probation after he pleaded guilty to two felonies stemming from a phone prank targeting an Arby’s restaurant in Louisiana. He also remains the target of a Kentucky police probe examining a repulsive prank at a Lexington hotel that ended with a front desk clerk drinking the urine of a hotel guest.
    • Police say 41-year-old Melissa Lee Williams asked her estranged husband and his friend to perform oral sex. The friend said he would, but changed his mind when the clothes came off and a vaginal smell filled the air. And it was apparently not a very good one. Police found all three naked from the waist down, apparently (but not surprisingly) intoxicated. Williams had allegedly pulled a knife and said, “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat,”
    • Scientists have found that proteins can be removed from the brain’s fear center to delete memories forever. The research has drawn interest — and concern — from some involved in mental healthcare.
    • While most see the holiday season as one of joy and merrymaking, at least one Hayden, Idaho, resident is taking the opportunity to spread a little hate courtesy of a noose-carrying, KKK hood-wearing snowman on their front lawn.
    • A proposed new bill would make at a crime to publish the name of an intelligence source, even after it’s already leaked. Note that it is already illegal to leak such a name, but this bill seeks to make it illegal to publish the names after they’ve been leaked. This seems like a classic violation of the First Amendment. As Wired notes, something like this would make it illegal for a newspaper to publish the fact that former Panamanian dictator Manuel Noreiga was once a paid CIA intelligence source. Hell, there are claims that Osama bin Laden worked with the CIA decades ago. Should it be illegal to report that?
    • Thanks Baller
    • Its capacity makes the PlayStation 3 cluster about the 33rd largest computer in the world, Barnell said. “It’s in that magnitude. ”
    • An expert in the fight against child sexual abuse is raising the alarm about a technique the TSA is reportedly using to get children to co-operate with airport pat-downs: calling it a “game”. Ken Wooden, founder of Child Lures Prevention, says the TSA’s recommendation that children be told the pat-down is a “game” is potentially putting children in danger. Telling a child that they are engaging in a game is “one of the most common ways” that sexual predators use to convince children to engage in inappropriate contact,
    • A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
    • The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
      Thanks Ramone.
    • Denver Police Spokesman Matt Murray said that a citizen called police at 3:27 p.m. to report the presence of the plastic white toy robot cemented to the base of a pillar supporting a footbridge near the intersection of 20th and Wazee streets. Police closed 20th Street between Blake Street and Chestnut Place, but did let a few people past the police tape to retreive cars parked in nearby lots. Nobody was allowed within about 100 yards of the robot. “Are you serious?” asked Denver resident Justin Kent, 26, when police stopped him from proceeding down 20th Street. Kent said that he lived just past the closed area, but was told he would have to go around via Park Avenue. “I can’t believe it. This is ridiculous,” said Kent. Traffic piled up at adjacent intersections as rush hour commuters were forced to detour around the closure.
    • They lived with their chow dog Chi-Chi in the Hotel Meurice, near Charvet, where he had his signature “spread eagle” collar shirts and cravats custom-made for himself and his dog: Wall always dined at the Ritz with his dog, whose collars and ties were made by Charvet in the same style and fabric as his master’s.

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    Thanks to Brendan Donnelly for the gif

    • The Maniac lurks on crowded Tube platforms, taking his stand just behind the front ranks of oblivious passengers who are waiting for the train. In front of him, very near the platform edge and indeed too near to recover herself if something made her loose her balance, is his chosen victim a young woman. Then, as the train sweeps into the station, the Maniac gives her a short, abrupt but irresistibly powerful thrust in the back. She topples forward and …
    • From 1917 to 1942, a man named John R. Brinkley became very rich and famous for transplanting goat testicles (which he called “glands”) into thousands of men, who paid dearly for the procedure thinking that it would revive their libido. That hundreds died, thousands suffered terrible pain and were maimed and crippled for life from a dangerous, expensive and useless operation does not take away from the magnificent marketing genius and chutzpah of this titan of quacks.
    • “Work at Notting Hill Gate Tube station has recently uncovered these amazing advertising posters that date from c1956-1959 when the station’s lifts were removed and replaced by escalators.”
    • So… Norm gets off the plane in Tokyo, First day in town he walks past a Mcdonald’s in Shibuya and nearly shits himself. It seems somebody has illegally reproduced his artwork and made wallpaper out of it… Now its in nearly every Mc-D’s in Tokyo. -I smell a lawsuit.
    • And if he was hoping to catch boys, he had a weird way of doing it. Instead of point the lens at the window or door, he had it pointed toward the girl’s bathroom. Either he was hoping to catch a wayward restroom intruder, or he wanted to catch the girl in a state of undress.
    • A Philadelphia man was found not guilty on Monday of murdering a policeman who died 41 years after the defendant shot him.
    • On 5 June 1995 an adult male mallard (Anas platyrhynchos) collided with the glass façade of the Natuurhistorisch Museum Rotterdam and died. An other drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes. Then the author disturbed the scene and secured the dead duck. Dissection showed that the rape-victim indeed was of the male sex. It is concluded that the mallards were engaged in an ‘Attempted Rape Flight’ that resulted in the first described case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard.
    • The American’s black lace corset resembling an offcast from the nearby Moulin Rouge cabaret has been the talk of the French Open, and the accompanying tight skin-colored knickers have raised just as many dumbstruck glares.
    • Once inside, he spray-painted elaborate graffiti on one side of a train, across one carriage. The Straits Times understands that the vandal, a 33-year-old Swiss national, cut through the fence of the depot along Xilin Avenue, in what is believed to be the first such case of vandalism here.
    • “Somehow, this damn parasite knows how to make cat urine smell sexually arousing to rodents, and they go and check it out. Totally amazing.” – Dr. Sapolsky
    • Spokespersons were advised never to assure the public that an ecosystem would be back to normal after the worst case scenario, which we are now living through. “No statements shall be made concerning any of the following: promises that property, ecology, or anything else will be restored to normal.” Even in BP CEO Tony Hayward’s new television commercial his assurance is an ambiguous, “We will make this right,” which does not specifically address preserving or restoring America’s Wetlands.
    • “You’d rather do 30 days in jail than have me tell you you can’t smoke dope?” the ignorant judge fumed. “Doesn’t that sound a little sick?” the judge asked, seemingly too dumb to get the irony of his dumbassery. “No, sir,” Balzer said. “It’s what the marijuana does for me.” “I think if I sat around smoking dope all day, it would probably help me out, too,” the proudly ignorant judge replied. Balzer said he only smoked marijuana at night, to ease his pain.
    • Toxicologists who studied Presley’s tissues isolated at least eight different barbiturates and narcotics—including Valmid, Quaaludes, codeine, Placidyl and phenobarbitol.

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    Thnx Ryan Kitson
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    Can You Get Dear With A Dead Deer?
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    Motorhead to sponsor under-10 Soccer team
    Thnx Leo
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    Thnx 323
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    Thnx 323
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    Boong-Ga Boong-Ga – Anal Probing Arcade Game!
    Experts create invisibility cloak
    Thnx Leo
    Suicide note leads to dismembered body
    “…a woman‚Äôs charred head in a pot, her arms and legs in the oven and her torso in the refrigerator…”
    Developmentally Disabled Man Sodomized At Bowling Alley
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    They Wanna Tax Avatars Now
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    Forbidden Rebels – Old School Graffiti – Part 1
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    partygoers carried 40-ounce bottles of malt liquor and wore Afro wigs, necklaces with large medallions and name tags bearing traditionally black and Hispanic names
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    Disneyland Orgy
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    Serge Gainsbourg: Lemon Incest
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    “Why do You Like Angel Dust?”…
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    Police Find Burgers Sprinkled With Pot
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    Thnx Neck Face
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    Yellow Flesh: The Twisted World of Simpsons Erotica
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    ODB Knowledge
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    NWA – Straight Outta Compton
    John Mellancamp Takes It Like A Champ
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    Goth Lolita TV
    The Best of Both Worlds
    If you sucker punch Dee Snyder…
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    The Virgins © Tim Barber Р
    Tootie’s Bong – Facts of Life
    Thnx Leo!
    Ms. Peachez In The Tub
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    The Four Squeezins Play Flinstones
    Giants and Girls Galleries–B-Movie and Art Archives Featuring Damsels in Distress Menaced by Giants, Freaks, Gorillas, Mutants, and Other Monsters
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    15 yr old rapist sentenced to 30-60 years
    NPR : Looking to Cash In on a Punk Rock Youth
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    The Desolation of Somalia
    Gold horse gives Japanese kids the royal treatment
    The price is as hefty as the 30-kilogram (80-pound) golden toy — 150 million yen (1.28 million dollars).
    Revenge Bomb over Broken Glasses
    A man upset that his neighbor’s children helped break his wife’s eyeglasses is accused of trying to bomb the neighbor’s house in retaliation.
    North Korea – Military Parade – Arirang / Mass Games 2005
    Mars Exploration Rover Mission: On The Rim of the Victoria Crater
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    Nerd Punch
    Orangutan ON FIRE
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    WFMU’s Beware of the Blog: Atari Music
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    Kinsey Institute International Encyclopedia of Sexuality
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    Thnx Tim Barber
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    Thnx EM
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    Thnx Peter Sutherland
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    New tallest living thing discovered THE CHAMPION: At 378.1 feet, Hyperion in Redwood National Park on North Coast towers 8 feet above Stratosphere Giant
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    Thnx Tim Barber
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    Biggest Acne
    Do Not Watch This…You Are Warned!
    Fake Semen in Photoshop (a how-to tutorial)
    USSR Bootleg Albums On X-Ray Film!
    NewNudeCity – The World of Richard Kern
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    Larry Clark Interview – Sex education
    googly eyes on cock !
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    2 Ton MegaSpeaker!
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    Thnx Pat Rocha
    Leonard Nimoy Photography – Full Body Project
    God Listens…
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    Dog with human penis in IKEA catalog
    Uncle Chuck
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    Bob Dylan – Warhol Screen Test
    Metal Chef
    Baalbek – A Colossal Enigma
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    Fire Ant Raft
    Rick James’ Tombstone!
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    Make sure you have partners with you when you go for a swim!
    Crazy Horses – The Osmonds
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    Fake Neckface Drawing #2
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    Fake Neckface Drawing #1
    Pathologist’s wife ‘raped 15 times’ while asleep
    Man receives four years for necrophilia
    eBay: CRAZY!! 80s vintage OZZY OSBOURNE KKK T SHIRT WEIRD?!!
    Insane KKK Ozzy Shirt!
    Thnx Billyee
    The Home of Prop Replica & Custom Boots – Made to Your Measurements
    “Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy”
    For Pete’s sake -Pete Doherty’s Mom Talks
    ABC News: A Pregnant Man?
    Forget The Band. Just Make The T-Shirt.
    heyblog: Brand Underground 2.0
    Acronym: Who defines a movement?
    TrendyNation: New York Times: The Brand Underground
    When The Times Tolls It Tolls For Thee
    James Dean’s Cursed 1955 Porsche Spyder
    Cindy’s Tale Part 5
    Biker Dude pinata
    Spectacular case of elephantiasis
    Bigg Nuttz!
    World’s oldest person celebrates 115th
    Don Vito arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting 2 young girls
    Another Hitler Themed Cafe!
    Hitler-themed eatery draws fire
    Volume One: Freaky Weird Hitler-Themed Saloon
    Pusanweb visits the local ‘Hitler Bar’ – Busan Korea
    Photoshop X-ray Tips
    Syncronized Goldfish Swimming
    Silent Library with Ernesto Hoost
    Graffiti-Free NYC
    Guy Shoots Buddy With Potato Gun
    Unusual X-Rays
    Giant Yellow Jacket nests perplex experts
    Porn broadcast stuns news viewers
    Top 10 baseball fights
    The Exploding Whale
    : : : SPRINKLE BRIGADE : : :
    Dog Shit Art! Thnx Tim Barber.
    Sebastian the cat gets a gold grill
    Prayer of the Rollerboys – Corey Haim
    Corey Haim All Pilled Up
    Charles Bukowski Interview
    Old Dirty Bastard drunk on Yo MTV Raps
    Big Lurch (Cosmic Slopshop) PCP Murdercase
    Thnx Leo!
    I Spit On Your Grave (1978) – trailer
    James Brown, Michael Jackson & Prince Jam Together
    ‘Hybrid Mutant’ Found Dead in Maine
    Bring Me the Head of Charlie Brown
    Computer expert faces jail over ‘made-up’ child porn images
    Are You Ready For Freddy? music video- The Fat Boys
    The Black Metal Dialogues
    Kicks of the Week
    Bizarre Japanese Toilet Training Toon!
    Toilet Trained Pig
    Queen Of Farts
    Cracked Out Kids Urinal
    Weekly Review (
    Church of Satan 6/6/6
    BAD MAGS Punk
    9/11 Detainee Released After Nearly Five Years
    Skate or Die!
    Girl in Wales finds lucky whale vomit
    Drug smugglers may be using subs
    More Proof The Moon Landing Never Happened…
    Fat Joe Spray Painting “Crack”
    a-ron the don: a triptych
    Goings On » Ari Marcopoulos OUT & ABOUT at aNYthing Gang Store in NYC
    separated at birth
    Rowdy Roddy Piper smashes Jimmy Snuka with Coconut
    You Think Wrestling’s Fake, Huh?!
    The Diarrhea Song
    Disgusting Plant Blooms And Smells In Brooklyn
    Moog + Beer = Awesome
    Theater Effects: Lacerations
    Naughty Monkey
    Bez’s Madchester Anthems – Non TV version
    Thanx Leo!
    village voice > music > Rub ‘n’ Tug’s Campfire
    HOWTO: Open A Beer Bottle With A Piece Of Paper
    XTube – Kinda Like Porno YouTube
    Celebrity see-through collection
    Siamese Human Knot Batgirl
    Superhero 3Some
    Hippy Sippy
    Ken & Barbie : X-ray photograph of a scene
    Cat Armour
    Top 10 Grossest Candies
    Your Gonna Miss Me Baby -Plane Crashes Set To Music!
    She Smells Like Dead Fish
    Five die trying to save pigeon
    Biggest Chip in the World
    An Illustrated Guide to Nude Modeling
    Woman Mud Wrestling
    Alien hiding behind post, grabs boy!!!!!
    Alien autopsy film
    San Diego Tank Rampage
    Slashbuster – automobile shredding
    More KillDozer!
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    Touchdown Girls
    Liquid Liquid – Cavern
    Swiss Public Toilet
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    Man Jailed For T-Shirt Over Face
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    Our Pals Dash, Nico, & Ry get written up.
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    List of people who died in the bathroom
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    Comics As Art
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    Key Bumping Video
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    The High Writer
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    The Adventures of Rock Hardcore
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    Dangerous Beauty: The Art of the Shiv
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    SEX PISTOLS – God Save the Queen – GENUINE A&M 7″ $23,797.27
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    Masturbation is Not Ok
    Masturbating cat!
    masturbating cat
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    if u blood throw it up remix
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    “The Brand Underground”… | Hip Mama
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    Interns, the Founts of Youth – New York Times
    Claw $!
    World Beard and Moustache Championships
    Rainbow Explosion
    Make a tattoo gun, capable of real permanent tattoos
    Watch where you put yer bandana, you might be sending out messages!
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    spermo plasmoids from outer space – alien hardcore
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    12 ft. Python eats queen size electric blanket, survives…
    Thnx Tim Barber
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    Don’t Watch This!
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    Outer-space sex carries complications
    Super Pussy Muscles
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    Britney Spears Sex Tape
    Jackie Gleason Trips Out On LSD!
    Scene from Swedish Gas Pump Girls
    Massive Yellow Jacket Nest Forms on Couple’s Property
    Jesus Beer billboard causing quite a stir
    4 Legged Duck
    WTF is going on?!
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    “A Christian group urging parents to smack their children, using discipline sessions lasting up to 15 minutes, has been accused of promoting what amounts to child abuse.”
    Ads Call Graffiti ‘Pollution’; Grafiiti Says, ‘Likewise’
    Human Space Invaders
    Biomedical Image Awards 2006 – Gallery
    As Trippy As The Blacklight Posters!
    Virtual Blacklight Poster Museum
    Right On! Thanks to my man Billy Beemer the Crotch Wizard!
    Underground children
    Record Player Made Out Of Paper!
    L.A. News Service Sues YouTube Over Beating Video
    A Los Angeles video news service sued YouTube Inc. on Friday in federal court for allowing its users to upload copyrighted video footage onto the popular Web site, including the beating of trucker Reginald Denny during the 1992 riots.
    Police investigate ‘tampon maniac’ in Groningen
    Police in the Northern Dutch city of Groningen are investigating a man who rummages though rubbish bags in search of used tampons and sanitary towels.
    Bystanders caught in Manilow cross fire
    In a move reminiscent of U.S. efforts to drive former Panama strongman Manuel Noriega from the Vatican Embassy where he took refuge in 1989, the local council in Rockdale, in Sydney’s southern suburbs, started a six-month trial of high-volume hits by Mani
    .:Instant Kama Sutra:. create your own positions
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    Tokyo Undressed: Dori-Toes
    We all scream for ice cream
    The Word Wide Beauty – Some Akira Gomi’s series with usual girls dressed and naked
    When ICP fans attack
    Thnx S Lakraze!
    Baby Break Dance
    Thnx Slamxhype!
    Hunt for Gambia’s mythical dragon
    Ninki-nanka the dragon! Thnx Leo.
    Impko Decals
    Freaky Kreature Decals From The 60’s
    Dudes in presidents masks chloroform a couple…AWESOME!
    Hypnotized Superheroines
    Ballerina Catfight!
    keith moon and steve martin 1970’s tv
    Mulligan’s Stew
    R.I.P. Syd Barrett
    Legs of seven-year-old Quebec boy amputated after waterslide accident
    Post-Polar Bear Attack Photos
    Gory! Thnx Hal Foster
    Embedded #4
    Russian Practical Joke
    MAD Magazine Explorer
    SF Cover Explorer
    A few thousand science fiction magazine covers!
    Go Ask Alice: Mushroom Drug Is Studied Anew
    A Chimp Plays Ms. Pac-Man!
    Merkin World
    How To Build a Sex Toy Bean Bag Chair
    Reminds me of some prison shit!
    Step-by-Step Instructions on How to Deep Throat
    ZINEDINE ZIDANE WORLD CUP FINAL 2006 headbutt coup de boule
    Neck Face’s Extreme Makeover
    Crack Kills!
    Homeless farmer forced to sell home-made robots
    Insanely Detailed Etch-A-Sketch Illustrations
    HOW TO SPOT A JAP (1942)
    Amerikkkan Racism Circa 1942
    Dude finally got a house for the red paperclip!
    Bjork Beatdown
    Maybe you’ve seen this before, but it’s always good for a laugh!
    Kitten Survives Trip Through Wood Chipper
    Subway Rider Sliced in Power Saw Attack
    Soon to be a major motion picture!
    Music Videos From the 80’s :: Over 1,400 Videos!
    Ride The Lightning!
    “Jason Bunch was listening to Metallica on his iPod while mowing the lawn outside his Castle Rock home Sunday afternoon when lightning hit him”
    Avenue D Sex Advice
    Vintage Spanking Photos
    Steal This Wiki
    Alfred E. Bush
    After four months at sea, ghost ship with 11 petrified corpses washes up in Barbados
    Dirty Ass River
    George Harrison gets shocked!
    ~Zap! Zap!~
    ‘Mom put chilli powder in Sonu’s genitals’
    Utah’s top DUI cop cited for DUI
    Oh, the irony!
    Infamous Enumclaw horse sex case to be made into movie
    Staring Mr. Hands!
    Police arrest cement soccer ball pranksters
    Fat kid diving
    Thanks to Neck Face the YouTube Fiend!
    Child Abuser Gets Kung-Fu Kicked
    Payback is a motherfucker!
    Child Abuse caught on tape
    Beat on the brat!
    Bottle Rocket Gone Bad
    Damn, these kids must be bored!
    Hoochie Mamma Dwarves
    aNYthing A-Ron The Don The Internet Remix
    Flaming Asshole
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    Fat Kid Crashes His Bike
    Fat Kid Falls
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    Thnx Neck Face!
    Guy Fights Cop
    Police Officer Terminated Over Photo
    Wet T-Shirt World Cup
    Interactive…Pour the bucket on her!
    Awkward moments abound in penis pump trial
    Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.
    Crazy Painted Chicks Porno. Thnx Hal Foster!
    T Gusta El Bukkake?
    Fake Spiderman Rocks Out
    Pentagon sets its sights on social networking websites
    “New Scientist has discovered that Pentagon’s National Security Agency, which specialises in eavesdropping and code-breaking, is funding research into the mass harvesting of the information that people post about themselves on social networks.”
    Baby fall
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    Thnx Neck Face!
    Corky (Chris Burke) And His Band
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    Stevie on Sesame St!
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    IKEA Aron $3.99
    Mortal Kombat 3 (Trilogy) – Fatality Compilation
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    Some GTA type shit!
    Cameroon girls battle ‘breast ironing’
    “Statistics show that 26% of Cameroonian girls at puberty undergo it, as many mothers believe it protects their daughters from the sexual advances of boys and men who think children are ripe for sex once their breasts begin to grow.”
    Meteorite Collision Simulation Animation
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    A Tampa Coast to Coast convenience store has installed a device that scans your fingerprint to process payment through a debit account.
    Poke The Bikini Girls Interactive
    Bas Rutten Street Fighting Tips
    Currently $120..haaaaah!
    Dell laptop explodes at Japanese conference
    The Dell from Hell!
    Town chaos as cash thrown in air
    “People in Aberystwyth had an unexpected windfall when a man showered what is thought to be thousands of pounds into the air at a pedestrian crossing.”
    Black Sun in Denmark
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    AT&T rewrites rules: Your data isn’t yours
    AT&T Sucks!
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