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✖ Beauty writer Cat Marnell leaves xoJane.com to write book, smoke angel dust
Cat Marnell, the drug-addicted beauty columnist for Jane Pratt’s Web site xoJane.com, has parted ways from the site after refusing to get clean. Marnell chronicled her drug use on xoJane.com, and was profiled by New York magazine in April, the day before she entered rehab, as ordered by xoJane.com publisher Say Media. But sources say Marnell never stayed clean, with one suspecting she even worked high. “I’m always on drugs,” she wrote to us in an unapologetic e-mail. “Look, I couldn’t spend another summer meeting deadlines behind a computer at night when I could be on the rooftop of Le Bain looking for shooting stars and smoking angel dust with my friends and writing a book, which is what I’m doing next.” Marnell, formerly a beauty editor at Lucky, admitted she’s not fit for the 9-to-5. “Drug addicts undeniably bring editorial black magic to the table like nobody else, but obviously we make the worst staffers,” she wrote us.
✖ Singer R. Kelly ‘owes $4.8m in back taxes to U.S. government’
R. Kelly reportedly owes $4.8 million in back taxes after ‘not paying anything’ on his superstar earnings for almost seven years. The ‘I Believe I Can Fly’ singer stopped paying taxes in 2005, according to documents filed by the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). Despite the huge bill, the twice Grammy nominated singer is ‘confident’ the matter can be resolved.
✖ Operation: Entrapment – Cleveland bomb “plot” masterminded by FBI agents
Taking a closer look at the federal complaint against the five men reveals that although the suspects are believed to have expressed anti-government sentiments and disdain for major financial corporations, the impetus in the would-be bombing was the urging of undercover agents that had infiltrated a group of friends and encouraged them to consider acts of terrorism. Although the incident is still developing, federal authorities have submitted statements and recordings stemming from conversations their contacts had with the alleged terrorists, and unsurprisingly the mainstream media is largely ignoring one key problem with the federal probe: the FBI provoked members of an Occupy Wall Street off-shoot to embrace terrorist-like crimes despite voicing from the start that they were opposed to such.
✖ Miami Face-Chewing Victim: victim in the Miami “zombie” attack may have been shot by police
All that “zombie” watercooler talk may have subsided, but doctors working with the Miami face-chewing victim revealed another bizarre twist in the case Tuesday: The man, now awake and alert, may have been shot twice by the police during the attack.
✖ White House softball team smoked by pot lobby’s bats
Anyone notice a cloud hanging over the Mall last week? That might have been the White House softball team getting absolutely smoked by the team fielded by the marijuana lobby. The One Hitters, the team of pro-pot activists, beat STOTUS (the Softball Team of the U.S.) 25-3. Marijuana doesn’t seem to dampen athletic prowess (which we already knew — hello, Michael Phelps!). Still, the victors were gracious about the rout. “The One Hitters enjoyed slugging it out with the White House,” said Aaron Houston, executive director of Students for Sensible Drug Policy, the group that sponsors the team. “Hopefully we can play them again when they aren’t totally absorbed in work.”
✖ 9-year-old girl stuck with bloody syringe buried in hotel bed
A 9-year-old girl faces months of tests to determine if she contracted any disease from a blood-caked syringe that pricked her heel inside a Washington hotel room. The dirty needle was left beneath the mattress cover of her bunk bed at the Guest House Inn and Suites in Aberdeen, where the girl and her family were attending a softball tournament, authorities said. Angie Smith, the mother of shortstop Emily, said the family was appalled to find the paraphernalia. “There were syringes, plastic bags, bloody bandages all underneath the mattress cover,” Smith told KOMO-TV. “We were really shocked and freaking out. It scare us to death.”
✖ Mom, Daughter Arrested After Girl Fight In Antelope Park
“She brought her daughter fully in Vaseline up on her face and arms,” Julian said, “to get her and to beat her and to rip her clothes off, which she did. She managed to tear the shirt to where my daughter’s breast came out during the fight at the park.”
✖ Vanity Wonder ‘Shot Girls’: Mother-of-two, who spent $15k on butt injections, writes book
She admits that her own first experience with butt shots could have been just as dangerous, as she had no idea what she was injected with – and still doubts the answer she was given. ‘The first two times, I was injected by a lady… when we finally asked her [what we were being injected with], she said soybean oil. So my first two times I had no idea what I was being injected with. ‘All the rest were done by [a different] lady, and it was medical grade silicone.’ She says the difference in the two substances was huge. The silicone, she says, is ‘a lot more moveable and jello-like. The ‘soybean oil’ made the treated areas ‘stiff and hard’. Describing her butt now, Vanity said: ‘Because that original work has been covered so many times, it’s all jiggly and very moveable. A lot of people are amazed.’
✖ Are Corporations and Big Banks Making a Windfall From Food Stamps?
How much more food stamp money is Walmart getting across the country? We don’t know, because USDA and state agencies refuse to release this information. We also have no clue how much money the likes of Coca-Cola, Kraft, and General Mills make from SNAP. The feds don’t even bother to collect that data, despite a national epidemic of diet-related chronic diseases fueled in part by your tax dollars. Then add healthcare on top of that. But one area of profit from food stamps is quite transparent: food corporations and industry groups have been lobbying intensely to make sure that junk food such as candy and soda can be purchased using SNAP. As New York City and nine states have pushed for health-based reforms to limit such purchases, these industry lobbies have pushed back hard to protect their pot of gold. Powerful food industry lobbying groups such as the American Beverage Association and the Snack Food Association teamed up to oppose health-oriented improvements to SNAP
✖ Computer files link TV dirty tricks to favourite for Mexico presidency
Mexico’s biggest television network sold prominent politicians favourable coverage in its flagship news and entertainment shows and used the same programmes to smear a popular leftwing leader, documents seen by the Guardian appear to show. The documents – which consist of dozens of computer files – emerge just weeks ahead of presidential elections on 1 July, and coincide with the appearance of an energetic protest movement accusing the Televisa network of manipulating its coverage to favour the leading candidate, Enrique Peña Nieto.
✖ 24 year old gets three life sentences for witnessing a drug deal
It’s been nearly 20 years since Clarence Aaron was put in jail for conspiring to distribute crack cocaine, and unless President Obama steps in, the 19-year veteran of the American prison system is expected to stay there for a while. A long while. Aaron wasn’t buying, selling or even touching coke when cops busted the then 23-year-old college student in 1993. Instead Aaron was simply a witness of a plotted crack transaction and associate of the buyer and seller, who, unlike him, pled guilty and gave law enforcement their full cooperation. But despite lacking any criminal record at all, however, Aaron was sentenced to serve three life sentences behind bars for his role in a would-be drug deal. Neither President Clinton nor George W. Bush offered a commutation to kill the lengthy sentence during their combined 16 years in office, and new evidence reveals that there may have been a reason for that.
✖ Israel rounds up African migrants for deportation
Israel said on Monday it had started rounding up African migrants in the first stage of a controversial “emergency plan” to intern and deport thousands deemed a threat to the Jewish character of the state. Israel Radio reported that dozens of Africans, mainly from South Sudan, had already been detained in the Red Sea resort of Eilat, including mothers and children. “This is only a small group of the infiltrators,” Interior Minister Eli Yishai said. “I’m not acting out of hatred of strangers but love of my people and to rescue the homeland.”
✖ Federal agents ‘have sex at Cirque Du Soleil’
A California performance of Cirque Du Soleil turned into “Sex Du Soleil” recently when two U.S. border agents allegedly had sex in front of other audience members before attacking them. Broadcast reports indicate Kallie Helwig was performing oral sex on Gerald Torello Jr. in plain view of others including children during the May 27 event at the Del Mar Fairgrounds near San Diego. “She had her head in his lap. It looked like her head and her hand were moving up and down and it looked like she was giving him oral sex in public,” an unidentified female witness told KFMB-TV. The witness also claims Torello, the male agent, gave a 5-year-old boy a high-five during the incident, and there were other children present at the time.
✖ Teens ‘huffing’ Freon from air conditioning units, experts say
Morris took that to mean someone tapped into the air conditioning units to steal the Freon, which can be inhaled, or “huffed,” to get high. Inhaling Freon produces a high that is similar to what is felt from drinking alcohol, and doing so can freeze the lungs or cause brain damage. It can also prove fatal, Morris warned, citing several recent examples, including a teenager in Oklahoma who died in November. “He was still in the yard next to the unit,” Morris said of that death. “So it is a one-time thing. You do it and it could kill you.” Californian Jacob Henry, 18, died in September after huffing Freon. “Huffing is a game of Russian roulette,” his mother Gail told Los Angeles’ KABC last fall. “Don’t ever consider doing it because that five seconds of high that you get when you do it, it isn’t worth dying over.”
✖ Ex-cop found guilty of rape; he blamed Zoloft for his actions
It found the defendant, Anthony Nicholas Orban, a Marine veteran of the Iraq War, guilty of two counts of rape, two counts of forced oral copulation, two of sexual penetration with a foreign object, one count of making a criminal threat, and a sentence enhancement of using a firearm in commission of a kidnapping. Orban faces a sanity hearing before sentencing. Defense attorney James Blatt had argued that Orban was rendered “unconscious” by use of the antidepressant, and therefore was not responsible for his actions in the brutal 2010 attack in Fontana. A defense psychiatrist testified that Orban had stopped taking the prescribed antidepressant, then resumed it at full dose, provoking a psychotic break during which he was not fully aware of his actions. But prosecutors said such a defense was “baloney” that ran counter to medical consensus on the drug’s effects. Orban had been out drinking and seeking sexual encounters before he kidnapped the victim at gunpoint and made her drive to
✖ Elevator Child Rapist Sought! Little Girl Beats His Ass [Video]
✖ TSA Sexually Assaults My Mother [Video]
5-28-11 at Sky Harbor International in Phoenix, AZ my mother was sexually assaulted which brought her to tears. Multiple TSA agents claimed to know my whole family (WELCOME TO 1984) TSA then threatened to steal my luggage because I left it unattended… rather because I was 10 feet from it. I was then threatened to have my ability to fly revoked by Southwest Airlines, NOT TSA. Southwest Airlines then threatened to have me arrested for filming the event, even though TSA, Southwest, and Phoenix Police couldn’t provide me with the statute or law that claims I cannot film in a public area. Here is that event. Police- Protecting and Serving??? Why is TSA asking for my father’s phone number and address at the end of this ordeal, to add us to a no-fly list or spy on us?
✖ Eating farts could reduce blood pressure: Chinese study
The hydrogen sulfide contained in flatus has the ability to help reduce blood pressure, according to a recent medical study, yet researchers at Zhongda Hospital at Southeast University in Nanjing are still unsure of the amount needed to be beneficial and whether patients are willing to accept “eating farts” as a form of treatment, reports our Chinese-language sister newspaper Want Daily. The smell of flatus comes from hydrogen sulfide, a substance that has been proven effective in controlling blood pressure in mice in an experiment at John Hopkins University. The study has been published in the journal Science. Thanks Jasmine
✖ Town Considers Fines for Cursing
“The cursing has gotten very, very bad. I find it appalling and I won’t tolerate it,” said Ms. Duphily, a civic leader in the otherwise quiet New England community, which calls itself the Cranberry Capital of the World. “No person should be allowed to talk in that manner.” Soon, Middleborough residents who do could risk a $20 fine. Ms. Duphily, 63 years old, tried scolding the cursers—whom she describes as young people shouting the “F word” back and forth—with a stern, “Hey kids, that’s enough!” Then she conferred with the Beautification and Activities Group, which informed the Middleborough Business Coalition, which then called a summit with Middleborough Police Chief Bruce Gates, who now, in his sworn role, is trying to stomp out swears.
✖ Woman Posed As Boy, Tricked Girl Into Sex
A 24-year-old Massachusetts woman who allegedly masqueraded as a teenage boy is facing federal charges for engaging in illicit sexual conduct with a 15-year-old girl who was unaware that the boyfriend she met online was actually a female
✖ Israel’s Richest Rabbis Make Hollywood Stars Look Poor
Many of these rabbis have their wealth in nonprofit organizations. But each has absolute control over their nonprofits and each uses them for any purpose they choose, often as their personal checkbooks. For example, Pinto allegedly buys custom made suits for his teenage son and high end collectible watches by the fistful using money donated to help the poor. Many of these rabbis have extensive private real estate holdings and business investments, as well and some have paid millions of dollars in settlements to Israel’s Tax Authority, its version of the IRS, to settle tax fraud charges. But the Israeli government is reluctant to press criminal charges against most of these rabbis because they control large voting blocs and, in the case of the Gerrer Rebbe, control a political party that has often had the ability to make or break government coalitions.
✖ Surveillance Video: Woman Set On Fire (WARNING: Very Disturbing)
Surveillance video from a Boynton Beach 7-Eleven store shows an attack during which a woman was set on fire Monday morning.
✖ Ultra Violet SUPERPOWER (!) after Cataract Surgery with Crystalens – color glow
I’ve been very happy so far with the Crystals implant for Cataract Surgery – after a lifetime of glasses, it’s life-changing to be able see good! I expected some color shifts since my natural cloudy/yellow lens was replaced and it’s wonderful seeing a “brighter more vivid” world. But one unexpected/interesting aspect is I see a violet glow that others do not – perhaps I’m more sensitive to the low end of the visible light spectrum. While I don’t have a “Sixth Sense” that allows me to say “I see dead people” (!), I suspect I’m actually seeing Ultraviolet light! 😉
✖ How Urban Outfitters Peddles Ironic Conservatism, Hipster Racism and Other Terrible Values
Anti-Semitic apparel: The Anti-Defamation League once went after Urban Outfitters for selling shirts with the slogan “Everyone Loves a Jewish Girl” and pictures of dollar bills and shopping bags. The company also once sold yellow shirts with a Star of David on the pocket, which of course has horrible connotations. “Pro-ana” apparel: Who in their right mind would sell a shirt to young women with the slogan “Eat Less?” Urban Outfitters, that’s who. “Ghettopoly”: It’s like Monopoly, but shockingly racist! The game, which drew the ire of the NAACP among other groups, featured liquor stores, “Ghetto Stash” cards, and crack, basketball and pimp playing pieces. “You got yo whole neighborhood addicted to crack. Collect $50 from each playa,” read one space on the game board. The color “Obama black”: A few years ago, Urban Outfitters put a henley T-shirt in its online shop that came in the colors “White/Charcoal” and “Obama/Black.” Nothing to add.
✖ Billboard Swing – Created by Didier Faustino
Didier Fiuza Faustino created this awesome billboard swing for an installation entitled Double Happiness. This “urban reanimation device” was created for the Shenzhen-Hong Kong Bi-City Biennial of Urbanism and Architecture in 2009. “Double Happiness responds to the society of materialism where individual desires seem to be prevailing over all. This nomad piece of urban furniture allows the reactivation of different public spaces and enables inhabitants to reappropriate fragments of their city. They will both escape and dominate public space through a game of equilibrium and desequilibrium. By playing this “risky” game, and testing their own limits, two persons can experience together a new perception of space and recover an awareness of the physical world.”
✖ George Zimmerman old phone: Orlando man with Zimmerman’s old phone number slammed by threatening calls
At age 49, Junior Alexander Guy got his first cell phone last month. The calls started immediately. Strangers called at all hours. Some were insulting. Others angry. Sometimes, they threatened him. “You murderer!” “You deserve to die!” By Day 2 he figured out what was going on: T-Mobile had given him the phone number formerly used by George Zimmerman, the Neighborhood Watch volunteer who fatally shot Trayvon Martin in February. The number —407-435-2400 — was the one Zimmerman spelled out to a police dispatcher in a recorded call the night of the shooting that has since been widely circulated by news organizations and is available on the Internet. Guy, who works at an Orlando wastewater plant, said his phone rang around the clock. “At 2 o’clock, 3 o’clock in the morning I kept getting these,” he said. He estimates he received 70 threatening calls. He has moved out of his home and relocated his mother, who had lived with him, to a different location, he said.
✖ Sales of sex accessories and kinky rope skyrockets among NYC women who read “Fifty Shades of Grey”
Nathaniel Garber Schoen, co-owner of Garber Hardware in the West Village, says customers eager to get tied up rather than secure lumber have a telltale sign: They request softer nylon material. In which case Schoen recommends the 12-gauge, non-braided nylon — “Anything skinnier is too small. You might hurt yourself,” he says of the rope, $18 for a 50-foot spool. “For those purposes, 12-gauge is a reasonable choice and the most popular.”
✖ The Real Reason Apple Can’t Make Your iPhone in America
China competes with us as a country. But our businesses see themselves as GLOBALIZED, not as part of a country. So since we – at least our businesses – no longer see themselves as part of a country we are not responding to this competition. We are not mobilizing to fight back. In fact, China has essentially recruited our own business leaders to fight against our own government. Look at the effects on our country since we entered into this deal with China. They are luring our businesses to move our jobs, factories, industries and technologies there for the private gain of a few, at the expense of us as a country, and we let that happen. The trade imbalance is bankrupting us as a country. It has already drained trillions from our economy, weakening us and strengthening them. They are smart, they do this as a NATIONAL strategy, as a country competing with us as a country, and the result is that in a competition between countries we may have already lost.
✖ Wayne Roberts, ‘Stay High 149’ in Graffiti Circles, Is Dead at 61
Wayne Roberts was a pioneering 1970s graffiti writer known as “Stay High 149” who borrowed the haloed stick figure from the title sequence of the 1960s television series “The Saint,” put a joint in its mouth and turned it around. His “Smoker” tag, or signature, turned the heads of legions of imitators and admirers, including the anonymous teenagers who slipped into train yards at night to paint whole cars, as well as Norman Mailer, who featured him in his book “The Faith of Graffiti.” Mr. Roberts, who disappeared from the scene for some 25 years until he was rediscovered by a new generation of fans and artists in 2000, died on Monday at Calvary Hospital in the Bronx. He was 61.
✖ Does biker machismo fall under 1st Amendment freedoms?
The biker bar claims in the lawsuit that burnouts are among several activities patrons participate in while “expressing their manliness and macho, as all males are prone and inclined to do to a greater or lesser degree.” The bar says a burnout is an expressive motorcycle act that is protected by the First Amendment.

 

 

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All He Wanted Was A Pep$i!

Pepsi Uses Aborted Fetal Cells In Flavor Enhancers?

Pepsi, The Taste of a Delicious Generation!

Reason Seen More as Weapon Than Path to Truth

OMG!!!

“Fat Joe” Drops 88 Pounds of flab.

Meet GG Allin Jr.

Corporate Goth – Fashion Tips

Henry Rollins Techno Viking Remix

So post-modern. So harsh!

Norman N. (oldmansearch) on Twitter

“My dad is 81 years old. I’m teaching him how to use the internet. I told him twitter was how to search things on Google. These tweets are what he’s searching.”

Nuclear Rabbit Birth Sparks Mutant Baby Concerns

Fox News Attacks Big Bird, Mr.Snuffleupagus for ‘Liberal Bias’

Poll Finds Americans Angry About Pretty Much Everything

Google Books – Uncle Floyd New York Magazine

The Secret Language of Crazy Eddie

“Lunch – Putting a customer returned product back together in the box so it looked new, and then could be resold as new”

Japan Scientist Synthesizes Meat from Human Feces!

Go the F*ck to Sleep – Read by Samuel L. Jackson

Barack Obama’s Heavy Metal Parking Lot

Corporate Fast Food Occult Logos!

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SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 5

Art of War: Gun and Bullet Artworks
Earsnot Interview on Vimeo
IRAK!
OVIE SPEAKS
He gives advice on how not to get caught in this digital age.
Burger Stool
I want this.
Remember before iPhones ‘n Blackberry’s?
My New Cell Phone
Discovering Your Own Lost Sounds
Get Moving! 20 Amazing Airport, Train and Bus Station Designs
Our world may be a giant hologram
“If the GEO600 result is what I suspect it is, then we are all living in a giant cosmic hologram.”
Angry Teacher Rips Student’s Cheek Off
Fureddi – Japanese Freddy Mercury
Vagina Ripped Apart by Water Fountain
$24,500 repair job
Hitler’s Cross Restaurant
Swastika Themed Eatery
Moshing Wii Kid
Thanks Slanty Cat!
Video: Juelz Santana Shows Pouch Full Of Money
The weed stuff is kinda borin’ in the start…but wait…him showin’ off his Louie fanny pack fulla hundreds later on is some pretty funny shit.
Coldplay vs. Joe Satriani
Biters!
The Bush Administration’s Most Despicable Act
Celebrating 50 years of Motown
Fake Russian iPhone
Sucker!
Photoshop Disasters
Don’t let ’em happen to you!
Emily the Strange Ripped Off From Nate The Great Children’s Book
Pullin’ Cards
Marc Ecko does it again- Hannah Stouffer bite
Baptazia – Super Sunday – Skibadee / Fun & DJ Ruffstuff
WWJD DNB
Internet Addiction Test (IAT)
“10. How often do you block out disturbing thoughts about your life with soothing thoughts of the Internet? ” Thanks Carlen! In scored 83 ” Your Internet usage is causing significant problems in your life. You should evaluate the impact of the Internet on your life and address the problems directly caused by your Internet usage.”
Delete 10 Facebook friends, get a free Whopper
Viral Marketing at it’s finest!
Image Management
‘Best opening song EVER!’ Thanks Greg!
Erkin Koray РElektronik Türküler [1974]
Download the album
Erkin Koray – Elektronik Turkuler
The Turkish Jimi Hendrix
Get Wood: A Place For Men to Park their Manhood
The Icelandic Phallological Museum
a collection of over one hundred penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland.
10 Everyday Household Items To Spice Up Your Sex Life
Radical cheap: $1,000 homes
Rock Star Pumped Stomach Rumor
Kermit The Frog With Teeth
Famous People Who Look Like They Smell
Steampunk Elephant
Thanks Petey
Who Is Winning the PR War?
Middle East is fucked
The Maple Syrup Smell… is Back for 2009!
NYC Odor Alert!
The 10 Greediest People of 2008
Hand Wound Monday: Thumb Blister
Weekly Review January 6, 2009 Harper’s Magazine
Dossier Gives Details of Mumbai Attacks
Evidence Showing That The USA Is Becoming A Police State
Homeland Security forecasts 5-year terror threats
Chance of rain and biological attacks.
The orange drinks that have 300 times more pesticide than tap water… sold by Coca-Cola
Saving a Squirrel by Eating One
Mmmm…squirrel!
Atheists Send a Message, on 800 British Buses
“There’s probably no God,” the advertisements say. “Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.”
Purple squirrel baffles experts
With picture!
6 Insane Discoveries That Science Can’t Explain
Peter Lamborn Wilson in NYC
Obama’s Total Information Awareness
No campaign in history has ever compiled and stored more information on its supporters than the Obama campaign did. Should we be worried about this now that they won?
McDonald’s admits 1,000 people paid to join queue for Quarter Pounder debut
False demand
FBI taps cell phone mic as eavesdropping tool
The ultimate moustache
Stay High 149 Interview
OG Graffiti Master!
Official Traumatizer :: Tom Burman
GREEN IS MURDER
Gavin calls bullshit on the green movement
Armored truck robber uses Craigslist to make getaway
a brazen crook apparently used a Craigslist ad to hire a dozen unsuspecting decoys to help him make his getaway following a robbery.
MICHELE ALLEN BUSTED IN COW OUTFIT
Michele Allen, 32, will spend the next month in jail after admitting to a wild drunken weekend dressed in this silly cow outfit
Tulipomania
The original economic speculation bubble
Fooled by Ponzi (and Madoff) How Bernard Madoff Made Off with My Money
Writer of book ‘Annals of Gullibility’ suckered, too.
SOME DUDE NAMED HIS KID ADOLF HITLER
Smells like South Jersey
Katrina’s Hidden Race War
Facing an influx of refugees, the residents of Algiers Point could have pulled together food, water and medical supplies for the flood victims. Instead, a group of white residents, convinced that crime would arrive with the human exodus, sought to seal off the area, blocking the roads in and out of the neighborhood by dragging lumber and downed trees into the streets.
Teen Speed Camera Revenge
Students duplicate the license plates by printing plate numbers on glossy photo paper, using fonts from certain websites that “mimic” those on Maryland license plates. They tape the duplicate plate over the existing plate on the back of their car and purposefully speed through a speed camera, the parent said. The victim then receives a citation in the mail days later.
Rap music originated in medieval Scottish pubs, claims American professor
Saddam Hussein house of horrors museum opened
Premarital Abstinence Pledges Ineffective, Study Finds
Teenagers Who Make Such Promises Are Just as Likely to Have Sex, and Less Likely to Use Protection, the Data Indicates.
The-Oner – Big Ass Marker
I wanna sniff it!
Who are Somalia’s pirates?
Will Elder – b. 1921 – His Mad World – The Lives They Lived
His influence on me cannot be overstated.
Harper’s Magazine Yearly Review
How to Remove a Security Tag (narrated)
Thanks ESPO
Crash Crew – We Are Known As Emcees
“Recession era beats. There’s so much good shit in this video, it’s an overload.” – Steve Powers
Cutis Verticis Gyrata
Permanent Cornrows
Camera Zapper
Using Lasers to Temporarily Neutralize Camera Sensors
36MMM breasts scoop world record
The Life of American Vagabonds
Timothy Leary Archive: Videos
A Lovely Sorta Death
How to pee when you live in a van.
Old lady Squirts Diarrhea in Supermarket Aisle
Yay, internets!
Strangest Invertebrate Ever
Deer Shot While Mating
Coitus Interruptus
Eagle Mountain Goat Hunting
Thanks Krissy
Visible Time
Saved By The Bell Caffeine Pill Freakout!
Slacker – The Film
YouTube is puttin’ up full films now, check out Drugstore Cowboy on there, too.
Japan holds diaper fashion show — for adults
Shitty new fashion
Decochari customized bikes
Joseph Szabo Photos of Teenagers
Thanks Carlen Altman
Electric stimulus to face
Dude shocks his face to an electro beat.
Space Beer
Japanese brew made with barley grown in the international space station.
Taiwan’s Hello Kitty-themed hospital
Do it yourself Clitoridectomy for the faint hearted
Kids, don’t try this at home!
Clitoris Erection Animation
Female Anatomy & Clitoral Circumcision
Mambo Kurt Destroys a Organ Onstage
New Hershey Candy Said to Look Like Packets of Crack Cocaine
How to Cook Crack Cocaine
How to Make Crack
WTF Smoker
GANGBUSTER Superhero who fights gangs!
Stop crime, help youths, and inspire the children with Gangbuster comic books.
The Jheri Curl All-Stars
Tribute to the Early West Coast Rap Scene Flyers & DJ Cards
The internet is over?! NO!
NJ Supermarket refuses to put ‘Adolf Hitler’ on birthday cake
Three year old cursed with Fuhrers name by Nazi dad.
As Economy Dips, Arrests for Shoplifting Soar
IRAK!
Sugar as addictive as cocaine, heroin, studies suggest
Pssst, I got the raw right here…
Can Amphetamines Help Cure Cocaine Addiction?
Thanks Petey
Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband’s genitals beaten
Thanks Billoney
Beverages for all types of Ladies
Thanks Attic Jack
Ted Nugent Shirtless on Mike Douglas
Bush Shoe-Toss Immortalized in Games, Animations
Stealing the Bounty Hunter’s Wife
Thanks Billoney
Ponzi Scheme
A Ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation that involves paying abnormally high returns to investors out of the money paid in by subsequent investors, rather than from the profit from any real business.
Bernard Madoff arrested over alleged $50 billion fraud
$50 billion “Ponzi scheme”
Shoes thrown at Bush on Iraq trip
Black Horror Movies.com
Horror x Blaxploitation
Socket-Deer – Antlers for your Outlet
Ballbra
Do they have Wonderballbras?
Ton of Marijuana Seized From Cloned UPS Truck in Arizona
Bush Condemns Free National Wi-Fi
YouTube tightens rules on sexually suggestive videos
Dumb everything down for the kids.
Scorpions ‘Virgin Killer’ cover censored on Wikipedia.
New York Marijuana Laws
Behavioral screening — the future of airport security?
Woman fears for albino raccoon’s safety
CBLDF To Serve As Special Consultant In PROTECT Act Manga Case
Chis Handley faces up to 20 years in prison for being in possession of manga (Japanesese sex comics)
People gettin’ punched in the face in slow motion
No butts about it — fecal transplants work for some
Thanks Carlen Altman, Let’s swap poo!
Men under threat from ‘gender bending’ chemicals – Telegraph
Men are at risk of being “feminised”
Frontline: The Merchants of Cool
A report on the creators & marketers of popular culture for teenagers
Nature’s Viagra: Spider Venom Induces Erection
The largest penis in the world ?
Who has the biggest and longest penis on earth?
This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect! – Jonah Falcon
Drugged! The top 50 trips in movies
Top 10 Weirdest Experiments Ever
Oldest Marijuana Stash Found
2700 year old weed
Financial Times Editorial Admits Agenda For Dictatorial World Government
KFC Black Metal Commercial
Funky Forest, youth classroom
Fucked Japanese film
How to paint XXL
Kraut Fire Extinguisher Spray Paint 101
Big Liquid Pillow Sex Dance (Part 1)
“Big Liquid workin every inch of his sexy body by freaking a pillow to trey songz”
You like skyscrapers, huh bitch?
Thanks Greg Naw
The Brooklyn Paper: Camera captures deliveryman’s graffiti attack!
I’m so Dizzy, my head is spinnin’, like a whirlpool, it never ends.
All City Crew Over Obey Art Basel Miami 2008
Haaah…No respect on the streets!
Crazy Gideon Commercial – They Say I’m Crazy..
Thanks Carlen Altman
Rink Rash Skatewear – Bruise Contest!
Black ‘N Blues
Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer
Mmmm…you wanna lick the bowl?
The 10 most ridiculous Black Metal videos
Superwoman Does Blowjob
NSFW, obvs.
Snoop Dogg makes Mashed Potatoes w. Martha Stewart
Nun In Gasmask World
Kris Kuksi
Wild intricate Industrial Insectoid alien sculptures
tofutti break
Amazin’ Image Blog
eboy – baltimore poster
This shit is like Richard Scary x Where’s Waldo x Sim City
Steampunk Art Update
THE REALIST ARCHIVE PROJECT
Lower East Side Gallery Rivington Arms to close in January
Hasan Cihat Örter vs. Asım Can Gündüz
Turkish Heavy Metal Guitar Battle!
Neckface Tags The Veil Nebula
Girls in Madonna masks rob bank
from Les braqueuses
Weekly Review 12.9.08 Harper’s Magazine
Obama Photoshopped
Changed pictures we can believe in.
Saddam Airguitar!
IRAK!
I’m Black Y’all! I’m Black Y’all!
Thanks Attic Jack aka DJ Haku
Beatles Butcher Cover Photo Album
Outtakes from the Butcher Baby sessions.
Reverse Speech – Voices From The Unconscious
Traci Lords – Crime Library
The Dogs РYou Mama´s On Crack Rock
Thanks Googs
Norwegian Black Metal: Images of Satan
Photographs by Peter Beste
The Wal-mart stampede, caught on camera
Consumerism reaches a new low. Thanks Billoney!
Organic Architecture: 12 Beautifully Curved Buildings
We need more buildin’s like these, instead of the ugly bullshit they’re polluting our vision with in NYC!
DJ Red Alert Goes Bazerk mp3
Late-ish 80’s Old School Hip-Hop from Kool Red NYC Styles from KISS FM
Look! 70’s Rock Musicians and Their Parent’s Homes
LIFE magazine photos of rockers ‘n their ‘rents cribs.
Taliban raked in $470M US from opium trade in 2008: UN report
Mexico’s Hidden Museum of Drugs
Museo de los Enervantes
Facebook a CIA Front?
Data minin’ feds.
€500,000 scam of a Spanish Robin Hood
“He said he had given it all away to social activists or spent it on the newspaper. He is refusing to pay the money back and daring the banks to get him sent to jail.”
Controversies about the word “niggardly”
The Story of Stuff
“The Story of Stuff is a 20-minute, fast-paced, fact-filled look at the underside of our production and consumption patterns. The Story of Stuff exposes the connections between a huge number of environmental and social issues, and calls us together to create a more sustainable and just world.”
John Pound Art
Dude who did a lot of the Garbage Pail Kids art ‘n later Wacky Packages.
Florida Teen Commits Suicide Before Live Webcam Audience
I can’t beat that blog.
Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization | Adbusters Culturejammer Headquarters
Kool Guys.
Misfats – The fattest Misfits tribute band ever!
I’m tired of female and midget tribute bands. Fat versions are the new shit!
Sept. 11 Version of ‘Space Invaders’ Draws Fire at Video-Game Convention
Al Queda Invaders
Âçê.com
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Rise and fall of the Googled swastika – Los Angeles Times
‚òùÂçê Âçç‚òü
Swastika
Âçê Âçç
Tapir cunnilingus
NSFW Not Safe For Human Consumption!
Autofellatio
Just because yer suckin’ yer own dick doesn’t mean yer not gay!
DIY Freeze Pop Machine
“what a money saver!” I dunno, at 32.98 + shipping…aren’t Flav-or-Ice’s like the cheapest shit at the Bodega?!
Porn Bloopers and Funny Adult Porn Gif’s
Gotta Luv Pr0n Gifs!
Sperm Lamp called the Alien
I need some of these.
Thanks Heather Allthetime.
Five Rodium Swap Meet Mix Tapes by Dr Dre (MP3s)
10 x Dr Dre ROADIUM Swap Meet Mix-Tapes from the 80’s
W00t!
DR. DRE 86′ RODIUM SWAP MEET MIX
‘I’m not a Nazi’ Swastika Gallery
Behind the crooked cross
10 CASTRATION SCENES FROM HORROR MOVIES
Chop-chop!
Parents’ fury at ‘Down’s Syndrome dolls’ designed to help children deal with disability
The protruding tongue, almond-shaped eyes, flattened nose and low ears all make it very different to most shop-bought toys.
Fascist Femmes
Nazi girls
Awesome Flash Animation
Girls scroll by and you make ’em naked!
Willard Wigan :: Micro Sculptor
Amazing sculptures that fit on the head of a pin
How they make coffee art
Special printer creates images in latte foam with air jets.
7 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be a Male Porn Star
Okay.
2nd egg emerges from giant chicken egg found at Shiga high school
EGGS!
eBoy NYC
Cassette Tape Closet
A closet built with 918 cassette tapes that are individually screwed onto a wooden frame
The Gargoyles of New York
Scary shit you see in NYC if you actually open yer eyes and look upward.
Semen – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The Most Expensive Accidents in the History of the World
Does electin’ George Bush Jr. for two terms count?
Phil Spector rants about his relationship with The Beatles ahead of his murder retrial
He shoulda pulled a pistol on Macca!
Album Covers Map
Atlas of locations for iconic album covers.
Label of love: SST
Greg Ginn lives with 85 rescued cats in Texas now.
Tawdry Teacher Tantalizes Teens
The video!
Parents want a teacher to be sacked after she stripped for 15-year-old students
Teachers gone wild!
The first Boys from Brazil: Nazi graveyard discovered deep in the Amazon rainforest
Where’s the Nazi gold? …and the lil’ Hitler clones.
Drugs Found in Hair of Ancient Andean Mummies
They found a skull with a Beatles wig, shoulda figured as much
The living-dead buses in the Bronx
Bus graveyard where they get stripped before becomin’ artificial reefs.
In Soviet Russia, Lake Contaminates You
The story of the secret Russian city Chelyabinsk-40 and the radioactive mess that the cold war created.
THE BROKERS WITH HANDS ON THEIR FACES BLOG
Haaaaah, have a heart attack, bitches!
How To Make Cocaine
Even the pure is stepped on.
La Pequeña Sarah Palin
Someone give this lil’ creature a TV show already!
Advanced Masturbation Techniques
You got a small wee-wee!
Employee taints police chief’s food
“…He spat on the buns and rubbed the buns “on his buns.”
Woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
A 27-year-old woman accused of shoplifting cologne and trying to touch an officer with a “well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin”
Newburgh firefighter performs delicate operation to save man’s penis
“Authorities said the pipe was apparently an erotic aid, but did not elaborate.”
Al-Qaida-linked Web site backs McCain as president
Are his neck eggs Muslim?
Gerard Damiano, 80, Dies; Directed ‘Deep Throat’
RiP
Vice Magazine: VICE PICS – HAPPY HALLO-WEEK-N
Halloween Rave! W00t!
How to Poke Yourself on Facebook
eMasturbation
How to Quit Facebook
“At first you’re confirming a new friend, and next thing you know, you’ve spent an hour looking at all the new people you’re connected to. Recording your Facebook activities can help you realize how much time you actually spend getting nothing constructive done”
Emile Berliner and the Birth of the Recording Industry
Inventor of the flat record ‘n Gramophone
John Lydon on the Tom Snyder Show 1980
Public Image Limited
John Rotten Butter Commercial
“Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”
Beyonce Falls Off Stage In Orlando
She gets dizzy swangin’ that horse tail weave.
‘Dolemite’ Star Rudy Ray Moore Dead At 81
R.i.P.
Cannabinoids promote embryonic and adult hippocampus neurogenesis and produce anxiolytic- and antidepressant-like effects
What he said!
Web 2.0 style example.png – Encyclopedia Dramatica
Gamer juggles over 30 Warcraft characters on 11 computers simultaneously
Come back to Meatspace, loser.
Stone(d) Age man took drugs
Scientists have found ceramic bowls, tubes for inhaling drug fumes or powders on a Caribbean island from 100BC and 400BC
Don’t Bother Lookin’ For’em: Great Since-Closed NYC Record Shops
Oh, the memories!
Always the bridesmaid: Jason Everman
My Roommate from ’91
Dream Deceivers – The Story of James Vance & Judas Priest
Do It! Do It! Yer face looks like a pile of cold cuts, dude!
Passive-Aggressive Notes
Seething anger bubbles over into everyday notes in the workplace and elsewhere.
Van Fulla Mexicans
Must be one of those circus clown vans. Talk about carpoolin’!
Stop Alien Abductions
Thought Screen Helmet – Must have accessory for Fall!
That 69er Show – That 70’s Show S&M Comic
NSFW!!!! Thanks Billoney.
Dancing with Nazis
Is Arnold Schwarzenegger a Nazi? All signs point to ‘YES!’
Instant Rimshot
Goes great with the laughin’ audience in my head. Bud-dum-bum!
Dead Malls
Suburban Decay
That Mall’s Sick And That Store’s Dead!
Sick Malls…Haaaah!
Malls of America
Vintage photos of lost Shopping Malls of the ’50s, ’60s & ’70s
Google’s Mechanical Prude РErosBlog: The Sex Blog
‘Google Suggest’ stays in ‘Safe Search’ mode no matter what. Lame!
Public Disgrace – Women Bound Stripped & Punished In Public!
NSFW!
Map of the World of Fetish
Plannin’ my next trip.
Topps Blockhead Mask
Hippie!
Find A Grave – Millions of Cemetery Records
Find A Grave x Google Maps = Roadtrip Fun!
Sexiest Rock Star Spawn
A guide to hot-ass rocker offspring
Q&A: Jeff Krulik, Director of ‘Heavy Metal Parking Lot’
‘Punk Sucks, Heavy metal Rules!’
ERNEST BORGNINE – ‘I masturbate a lot’
Oh Man!
I Scissored Sarah Palin
Stab her with ’em!
McCain stores a chewed hot dog in his neck pouch for later.
Move over cancer eggs!
Obama chows down on a tube steak.
It’s Weenie War!
SeMeN SPeRmS Pumpkin Head Vice Cover Art!
Jeah!
Chase The Faceless Cat Blog
Looks like a feline version of the aliens in They Live!
Zombie John McCain for President
Brrrrraaaaaaaiiiinnnnnnsssssss!
Terrorists Are Watchin’ You
Eye-yi-yi!
La Pequeña Hillary Hulk
Raaaahhhhhhh!!!!
The 35 Articles of Impeachment and the Case for Prosecuting George W. Bush by Congressman Dennis Kucinich
Free PDF Download
Steal This Film II
Copyfight the Copywrongs
The Death of High Fidelity
In the age of MP3s, sound quality is worse than ever
‘Brady Bunch’ star Maureen McCormick admits to swapping sex for cocaine
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia – naughty, naughty, naughty!
Barack Obama and Adolf Hitler Faces Combined Together – MorphThing
Gotta love the Internets!
ANNABELLES FANTASY
Women Death Scene Fantasy
Stephen King’s Cat’s Eye – General vs Troll
Troll shotguns Drew Barrymore’s soul.
Is Nigerian hair really that tough???? – Yahoo! Answers
Gotta take painkillers to comb it.
How Poster Boy Turns Subway Ads Into Political Art — New York Magazine
Subway poster sticker collage / D√©collage is blowin’ up…to be co-opted in about 5 seconds!
Graffiti ‘crews’ turn violent in L.A
3 killed in run-ins with Los Angeles graffiti gangs
GodTube.com – Baby Preacher
Possessed for sure…but by what force?! Thanks Amy Verdon
Pickle Girl
Pedofiles Delight! Thanks Krissy
Facebook sex addict slept with 50 men
Playboy For The Blind
The centerfold feels like she’s cold.
Japan’s Booming Sex Niche: Elder Porn – TIME
Thnx Carlen!
Cartoon banned by the Mormon church
Vanna White’s Pants fell down as she slipped out the Window
Celine Dion & Anastacia – You Shook Me All Night Long (Live Divas Las Vegas 2002)
“crime against humanity” – ESPO
Civil servant charged over ‘obscene’ Girls (Scream) Aloud Violent Sex Fantasy Blog Post
A civil servant has been charged by police for allegedly writing a blog about the kidnap and murder of members of the pop band Girls Aloud.
Whippets!
Sweet Air
Where can I find the mashed-up t-shirt of my dreams? | Ask Metafilter
Semensperms’s Badge – Blingee Competition 1500+ points
CERN – European Organization for Nuclear Research
Thai school offers transsexual toilet
Thnx Carlen
Papa Smurf bangs his Smurfs
Semen on Panties – Order a semen, sperm, and saliva detection
TED Jesus Christ GOD – HOW TO KILL satan; satan’s Demons; Spawns
Prostate Massage – Milking
Pizza Bagels
“I Love I Love Pizza Bagels”
SPANKING TIPS
TUNA NOT FALLEN – sex medicine
Roof Top Rampage Skateboard Showdown Saturday June 14th
New York Graffiti Field Identification Guide
Soooooo LAME!
US Troops Graffiti Bombing in Iraq
Gangs Claim Their Turf in Iraq
The Vice Guide to New York Graffiti
IRAK!
Gang GRAFFITI in IRAQ
Munich, Nudist w. Bike Reading
Faces of Meth
Thnx ESPO
Down Syndrome Dolls – Wonderfully Unique Dolls
Graffiti Travel: Man Arrested after Allegedly Posting Hijinks to YouTube
Cannabis blunder at Tokyo airport
An unwitting passenger arriving at Japan’s Narita airport has received 142g of cannabis after a customs test went awry, officials say.
Artificial Hymen
Things You Can’t Do Coked Up
Thnx a-bunny
10-year-old gives birth in Idaho
Alleged Jimi Hendrix sex tape to be released
Keyboards ‘dirtier than a toilet’
Cops Chase ‘Smiley Face’ Murder Mystery
Brazil’s navy suspends search for flying priest
Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Principality of Sealand
Operation Atlantis and the Radical Libertarian Alliance
White people
Caucasian race
Peoples of the Caucasus
Montevideo Convention
Gregor MacGregor – Scottish Con Artist
Gregor MacGregor (December 24, 1786 – December 3, 1845) was a Scottish soldier, adventurer and colonizer who fought in the South American struggle for independence. Upon his return to England in 1820, he claimed to be cazique of Poyais (also known as Pr
McDonalds Fight Videos Shocking Videos Extreme Videos
Teen arrested over video posing senile grandma as gangster
Sugar Bush Squirrel-The Superstar Squirrel- Supermodel & Military Mascot
Thnx Carlen Altman
Shock video of couple forcing 18-month-old baby to smoke marijuana
Aliza Shvarts’ Insists Miscarriage Art Project Is Real
Subtle Butt – Disposable Fart Neutralizers
Marilyn Monroe sex film to be kept private
A 15-minute film of Marilyn Monroe engaging in oral sex with an unidentified man will be kept from public view by a New York businessman who has bought it for $1.5 million, the broker of the deal said on Monday.
Administration Set to Use New Spy Program in U.S.
Domestic Spying…Does Anyone Remember COINTELPRO?!
The Pauper to Princess Scam
How to Tie a Noose
Thudguard: the child and infant safety hat to protect your child
Why was man in female attire in victim’s closet?
He was high on methamphetamine, he said, and went to the Beaverton apartment complex on March 3, 2007, because he was invited to have sex by a woman he barely knew. But when he saw the woman sitting on the bed half naked, he realized she was the wrong wom
Secret Life of a Porn Star – My Sister, the Porn Star
Feds hand eight-count obscenity charge to Buttman
Government to Seek Terrorists in World of Warcraft: The Full Proposal
15 Bucks for Sex Isn’t Normal
Permissible Assaults Cited in Graphic Detail
Drugging Detainees Is Among Techniques
Fla. Teens Believe Drinking Bleach Will Prevent HIV
gringos irak
Back 2 Kool
Claw Money Spring ’08 Collection
MISS LANDMINE
Thnx Matt Goias
Trepanation
A Hole In The Head, The Motherfuckin’ Head!
Homeless_Porn_Not_Safe_for_Work
NAMES OF HOBO-PORN FILMS
Russian bum fun
What the Hell Happened to Your Face?
T.I. Pleads Guilty to Weapons Charges
1000 Hours Community Service and 12 Months In Prison
Congress To Consider Legislation To End Minor Pot Arrests
Anti-Emo Riots Break Out Across Mexico
Goth killing in England echoes Mexican Emo violence…
Movimiento Anti Emo sexual Inc®
Man facing charges for having sex with a table
Man scammed by Craigslist ad – People Take All His Shit
Man Nabbed for Pot-Smelling Cash Deposit
Explosives near Capitol go undetected for weeks
FBI posts fake hyperlinks to snare child porn suspects
Can you say “Internet entrapment”?
Erin Go Crack
St Paddy’s Day Green Crack!
“Eaten Alive” Art Show at Headquarters Studios [02.22.08]
Claw Money x SeMeN SPeRmS
List of nuclear holocaust fiction
Threads (1984)
“Documentary style account of a nuclear holocaust and it’s affect on the working class city of Sheffield, England; and the eventual long run affects of nuclear war on civilization.”
The Story Of Captain Midnight
free university lectures – computer science, mathematics, physics, chemistry
The Bumbot 2000
Thnx Jordana Swan
Old Man Kicks Public Pissing Girl
Priest Shits In A Nuns Mouth
Gotta Love Those Krauts!
Captain RUSH – Cartoons!
Drug dealers pushing ‘brand loyalty’
How To Scam Del Taco Video
Stars of YouTube video ‘How to Scam Del Taco’ arrested
$125,000 bail…WTF?!
Graves Possibly Found on Manson Ranch
Death Valley ’69
Killer robot shoots man dead on driveway
The Tom Cruise Indoctrination Video Scientologists Don’t Want You To See
Three Hanged, Burned Dead Dogs and a Pentagram
MARKit malicious assault/rape evidence kit
Hitler’s Gold
Richardson family murders
12 yr old Goth girl kills parents and 8 yr old brother with 24 yr old boyfriend
Emily Sander aka Zoey Zane
Indian woman gives birth to ‘miracle’ child
What’s Your Favorite Curse Word?
Top 10 Sex Tips and Tricks
JackinExpert
Prescription drugs found in drinking water across U.S.
People take pills. Their bodies absorb some of the medication, but the rest of it passes through and is flushed down the toilet. The wastewater is treated before it is discharged into reservoirs, rivers or lakes. Then, some of the water is cleansed again
Cops snag lotto ticket from accused drug dealer
Creepy Gnome terrorises town
Edouard-Henri Avril “Ancient Greek sodomising a goat, plate XVII from ‘De Figuris Veneris’ by F.K. Forberg”
Historical and cultural perspectives on zoophilia
WTF Maggie
FTP
Thnx Ryan Kitson
Octopussy
NSFW
(((((~WOMEN OF IRAN~)))))) – non nude
School’s bizarre ploy to beat internet perverts – masking pupils with Acid House smileys | the Daily Mail
La Pequeña Amy Winehouse
Italy’s highest court has ruled that a woman wearing jeans cannot be raped.
Thnx ESPO
Gray whale flashes phallus
Affectionately known as “Pink Floyd” among whalewatchers.
Thnx Haley
Lion vs Tiger
Thnx Jedd Lawler
Hitler Monkey
Heil Hitler monkey
japan-vs-usa
Bono – up close and horrible
Wind during football match in South Africa
Thnx Bret Pittman
New ‘Fish Tooth’ Anti-Rape Device Ready For Market
Amanda Knox – MySpace Rape & Murder
BRUCE LABRUCE
Pornographic Nightmare Fuel
fluffy Lychees
We Are The World ( Japanese Version)
Thnx Annette
Landlords Cycling Club
If OTB Goes, So Would a Relic of a Grittier City
Pill Identification Wizard
The latest internet craze… bringing classic album covers to life
Thnx Crystal Moselle
Diablo Cody: Nude Stripper / Screenwriter
Japan TV – Fashion in Japan
Hot for Teacher: 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders
Thnx Ryan Kitson
“Eaten Alive” Art Show at Headquarters Studios
CRACKHEADS GONE WILD official trailer
White boy gets scared straight
Scared Straight – The guy with one eye
Thnx Badteethcomics
The Bootleg Back Wall Series
Pioneering midwife touts ‘orgasmic birth’
Thnx Ryan Kitson
Kiss & Tom Snyder High! (Slow-motion)
Chopped ‘n Screwed
Roddy Piper bottles himself to prove a point. Nice one.
Thnx Matt Quigley
Dentist shortage leads man to superglue own tooth
The Torture Playlist
Music has been used in American military prisons and on bases to induce sleep deprivation, “prolong capture shock,” disorient detainees during interrogations‚Äîand also drown out screams. Based on a leaked interrogation log, news reports, and the accounts
Whistle-blower site taken offline
CENSORED by Big Business
Bobaraba – Mix Eloh DJ
Ivory Coast’s ‘big-bottom’ craze
“Weekly Review”(Harper’s Magazine)
Glacier tagger gets frosty treatment
A German backpacker has been caught spraying graffiti on the rocks and ice face at Franz Josef Glacier.
School Of Pot Offers “Higher” Education
Oakland Trade School Prepares People For Jobs In California’s Medical Marijuana Industry
Now You Can Bring Yer Baby To The Club!
“It sounds like a clubber’s worst nightmare, but for parents who can’t let go of their dancing days a new breed of disco is emerging – where mums, dads and toddlers come together to boogie.”
Cliff rave ‘stupid’: police
Mother Accused In Porn Case Involving Daughter
“…the girl discovered photos of her face morphed onto naked bodies in sexually explicit positions.”
PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE FETISH
Mum’s ‘gang rape’ shown on internet
Policeman is headbutted by teenager in ‘happy slapping’ video
Did Adolf Hitler draw Disney characters?
Pentagon tells Bush: climate change will destroy us
The document predicts that abrupt climate change could bring the planet to the edge of anarchy as countries develop a nuclear threat to defend and secure dwindling food, water and energy supplies.
forgotten albums best left forgotten
Spillway – Random Photos
Flipside Magazine Issue 1
31 Wheel Roller Suit
Thnx Tim Barber
Vintage Poison 1988 Kramer Flying V Guitar
Duffed Out Dustward Brochure
Thnx Tim Artz
Villain Chair
Little Trees Car Freshner Infant Car Carrier
WTF
Cindy & Bert – Der Hund Von Baskerville
Thnx Molly
Songerize – Listen Now!
Brought A Knife/Gun To A Knife Fight
Thnx Billoney
FIX PUSH
Thnx Paul T
Mini-muscleman: Meet the world’s smallest bodybuilder
Gotta love the hair! Thnx Carlen Altman
Investigators Think Woman Shot, House Burned Was Not Intended Target
“They were like ‘oh snap, we got the wrong house'”
Train roof riders fear deterrent to dye for
Angry Catholic Priest vs Skateboarders
Cop vs Skater Brawl
Dude, Balimore Cop vs. Skateboarder
Thnx Ryan Kitson
Furry Rave
Oran(VA)gina Creepy Furry Commercial
David Lynch on iPhone
The octopus who loves his Mr Potato Head
Mystery image of ‘life on Mars’
Club Littlegun – Curios and Antique Guns
The FAIL Blog
Frito Bandito Fan Club Kit
200 -a-Gram Tax on New York Cocaine
Original work by KAWS, NECKFACE, and FAILE
Working ’96 Dodge 3500 Van included
Do Ya Think I’m Sexy? – Tiny Tim
Crazy Frog Bros
Big mouth (stor mun)
Drama Prairie Dog (Metal Version)
Dramatic Look
TV host pukes on the air…
Johnny Thunders’ kids
Tossed salad man
24 Hours With Steve-O
Original Anti-Piracy Video – Don’t Copy That Floppy!
Malibu talks about his injury
Ghetto Puppets – My Mind Is Playing Tricks On Me!
Man On Extacy or PCP
Weird Acid Lady
Is This Nu Rave?!
Garbage Pail Kids fight
Garbage Pail Kids Movie Trailer
Thrashin’ – Daggers
“Breakin’ Is A Memory.” Thnx Leo F
Mac and Me – Full McDonald’s Dance Scene
Body Popping Face
Catch of the day: Cocaine
Thnx Ryan Kitson
Kung-Fu Porn!
Thnx Billoney
Clarity Sought on Electronics Searches
Briton jailed for four years in Dubai after customs find cannabis weighing less than a grain of sugar under his shoe
How to spot a Banksy
Wow.
Drug Traffic Beneath the Waves – Drug Smuggling Submarines
Thnx Ramone
An illustrated guide to the myth of the vagina dentata
Thnx Kenny
Cocksucker Blues – 1972 Tour Drug Fallout
Thnk Paul Hanly
Shake That Deer!
Thnx Ryan Kitson
Modern Plastic Surgery – Ear Pointing
Haunted Portraits
Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1975)
Thnx Billoney
Weird Wheels
Tom & Jerry – His Mouse Friday
Basil Wolverton On Cartoon Sounds Part Two
Mmmm…What’s Cookin’?!
Heavy Metal Costumes
Dude, Like, Death To Poseurs and Stuff.
NFL Pulls Plug On Big-Screen Church Parties For Super Bowl
Death of the father: British scientists discover how to turn women’s bone marrow into sperm
I Love Blow – Energy Drink Mix
Student eats key ‘so he can keep partying’
Cheeseburger In The Can!
Fundies – Underwear for two
The Two Person T-Shirt
Strawberry Flavored Cheetos Seduce Sweet-Loving Snackers
Jewda Maccabi – Israelites
Thnx Bach Radoncic
Partnership for a Drug-Free America | “Cocoon”
Thnx Patrick Morales
Freaky anti-drug commercial
Thnx Robby K
KnickerPicker – online dressing room
Thnx DC
Mississippi Legislature Introduces Bill that Would Ban Restaurants from Serving the Obese
“Weekly Review” Harper’s Magazine
Indian Rollerskater Boy
Thnx Guido!
Slices of Life: ‘Body Worlds’ Entrepreneur to Sell Corpse Cross-Sections
Wooly Willy Uncut
Eyeballs Still Rockin’ Flikr
Lollipop painkiller alert
Lakai Fully Flared Intro
Thnx Bach Radoncic
The Daiquiri Whacker Gas Powered Portable Blender
Thnx Chris Black
Shakira Featuring Danzig “Hips Don’t Lie”
Thnx Annette Bunny
Loony Tunes for Kooky Times (MP3s)
The C.I.A., 1986 – NWA in High School
How To Irrigate Your Nasal Passages
Neti pot
Thnx Bobby Wham
Hawaii Chair Infomercial
Thnx Annette Bunny
“Weekly Review” Harper’s Magazine
Pia Zadora’s Anne Frank Performance
Legal myths: Hardly the whole truth
Kicks of the Week!
A Closer Look at Cheeseburger Cake Art
The Human Caterpillar
Thnx Maryam Modarressi
10 Creepiest Old Ads
Thnx Tim Barber
Concentration of Mice & Rats in NYC 1999
Thnx Billoney
BUSTED: The Citizen’s Guide to Surviving Police Encounters
Thnx Robby K
VINTAGE HONDO MACHINE GUN M 16 RAMBO GUITAR, SUPER RARE – eBay
Thnx ESPO
Ol Dirty Bastard – Dirty Minded *Documentary pt 1 of 4*
Fort Worth jumps onto “Pull ‘Em Up,” anti-pant-sagging bandwagon
Thnx Max
The “Pull ‘Em Up” Campaign
The Fort Worth City Council wants to send a message to young people who wear baggy pants: Pull ’em up!
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“A boy shows off his magnum of Veuve Clicquot for the camera; a naked couple poses in a hotel room; a dog looks up from scavenging in the trash: Dash Snow’s Polaroid photographs document his own life in New York’s Lower East Side, a vie bohème that, in its excess, verges on the surreal.” –Whitney Biennial Day For Night 2006 Catalogue

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“Simon Curtis, out of jail and in a tie-dyed T-shirt, laughed at this.”
New York Magazine “Chasing Dash Snow”

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“Simon Curtis is tall and affable, with a shy inwardness befitting a teenagehood spent alone in the bedroom drawing comics and pouring over heavy metal and punk records. Even now, at age 35, his face is both stubble-marked and fleshy, a disarming mix of man and boy.” – New York Times

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