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Action Park Is Back! The Most Insane Amusement Park Ever

Action Park Traction Park 6 Dead

Growin’ up in the tri-state area, everyone had a story of a relative or friend bein’ injured at Action Park, it was like a suburban legend. So craze to see it’s open again.

 

Action Park is an amusement park located in Vernon, New Jersey, USA. The park was open from 1978 until 1996 while it was owned and operated by Great American Recreation. In 1996, the park closed and was re-opened under new management in 1998 as Mountain Creek Resort and Crystal Springs Resort ski area. On April 2, 2014, the original management, who has since repurchased the property, announced that Mountain Creek Waterpark would be renamed back to Action Park beginning with the Summer 2014 season, based on an increasing rise in nostalgia, as current adults recount their experiences at the park in the 1980’s and 90’s.

Man Drowns In Wave Pool Action Park

The original Action Park featured three separate attraction areas: The Alpine Center, featuring an alpine slide, Motorworld, and Waterworld. The lattermost was one of the first modern American water parks. Many of its attractions were unique, attracting thrillseekers from across the New York City metro area. The park’s popularity went hand-in-hand with a reputation for poorly designed, unsafe rides; underaged, undertrained, and often under-the-influence staff; intoxicated, unprepared visitors; and a consequently poor safety record.

Action Park Injuries Up In '86

At least six people are known to have died as a result of mishaps on rides at the original park. It was given nicknames such as “Traction Park”, “Accident Park”, and “Class Action Park” by doctors at nearby hospitals due to the number of severely injured parkgoers they treated. Little action was taken by state regulators despite a history of repeat violations. In its later years personal-injury lawsuits forced the closure of more and more rides and finally the park itself in 1996.

Action Park Negligence

Weird New Jersey Action Park Memories

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Goin’ Apeshit!

I Hate my Parents!

Girls in Boots!

Miss Teen USA 2007 – South Carolina Answers A Question

This never gets old. “I personally believe, that U.S. Americans, are unable to do so, because uh, some, people out there, in our nation don’t have maps, and uh… I believe that our education like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as… and, I believe they should uh, our education over here, in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

Obama Reptoid

Orgone Accumulator aka The Orgasmatron

“I couldn’t resist. William S. Burroughs, after all, had claimed to have a spontaneous orgasm from sitting in one.”

Urine-Soaked Eggs

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There Is No Poop Fairy

Flash Robbing – Blame the internet!

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Dial-up sound 700% slower (Creepy)

A Gallery of DEVOlutionary Tattoos

Baboon Running Wild in New Jersey! I hope he’s having a Great Adventure!

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“The complaints suggested the use of the song promoted irresponsible drinking.”

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Nipple-Ripping Incident

When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor, according to the police report.

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Danger Woman: the singing superheroine who fights for the rights of disabled people. Danger Woman is a singing superheroine who fights for equal civil rights for all races, all sexual orientations and most of all for all disabled people. She uses her karaoke powers to save the world from the evil Triphobes, those who would take away the civil rights of the aforementioned groups.

Before the riot – The Canucks Fans 2,110 Megapixel Photo

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