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Former Zetas Mexican drug cartel leader used to eat victims flesh in a tamale dish https://t.co/54qsPyqlzr

‘Sperm juice,’ drinks that stare back at you & ‘Roast Beef Pussy’ at Japan’s scariest restaurant https://t.co/gqNQhPJxtJ

WATCH: Drug House Raided on Facebook Live While Dealer Is Showing Off Drug Money https://t.co/RnkOcK9pBD

All-inclusive resorts in Mexico suspected of drugging tourists https://t.co/rMzGTOfTgm

K2 Dance, Washington Heights
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He was caught with $2M worth of cocaine in his truck, but won’t serve a single day in prison https://t.co/8StJXvnbEx

The Myth of Drug Expiration Dates https://t.co/AffVyBjodc

Is the threat of a copyright lawsuit stifling music? https://t.co/5TYyON92uz

2 Live Jews – Oy’ It’s So Humid
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Just 100 companies responsible for 71% of global emissions https://t.co/m92fPHtQNw

Teenagers Using Social Media To Deal Class A Drugs And Concealing It From Parents And Teachers By Using Emojis https://t.co/1ZSDCFyiIb

Praying Mantises Are More Badass Than We Realized, They Hunt Birds https://t.co/ULGCCt4xyJ

This one’s for OJ
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Iron Maiden Eddie On Stage Compilation
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Official Q*bert Video Shirt

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on April 25, 2015

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Too Much Is Never Enough

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Heroin addict lied to friends claiming she was dying of cancer – Used $20,000 in donations to fund her drug habit
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

Think you drink a lot? This chart will tell you.
washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog…

Will emoji tattoos become to this decade what tribal tattoos were to the ’90s?
vocativ.com/culture/art-cu…

Atlanta Rappers Lose Freestyle Battle To Woman, Set Her On Fire
rollingout.com/criminal-behav…

Confessions of an Upper-Middle Class Huffer
thefix.com/content/confes…

Every year, more than 500 Americans will be struck by lightning—and roughly 90 percent of them will survive
outsideonline.com/outdoor-advent…

The U.S. Forest Service Wants To Fine You $1,000 For Taking Pictures In The Forest
esquire.com/blogs/news/100…

The Khorasan Group: Anatomy Of A Fake Terror Threat To Justify Bombing Syria
firstlook.org/theintercept/2…

OG Chicago Gang Calling Cards of the 70’s & 80’s
wearesupervision.blogspot.com/2009/03/chicag…

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Is Incest About to Become Legal in Germany?
vocativ.com/world/germany-…

Is the word “Marijuana” Racist?
tokeofthetown.com/2014/09/is_the…

Las Vegas police bust pot grower who put his crop on YouTube #Duh
cnn.com/2014/09/27/jus…

Watch the Skies: Unmarked Helicopters Are Supposedly Cutting Down Legal Pot Grows in Northern California
sfweekly.com/sanfrancisco/c…

Ulbricht’s Defense Doubts FBI’s Explanation Of How It Found Silk Road’s Servers
cointelegraph.com/news/112526/ul…

Jay-Z Being Sued For Tiny ‘Oh!’ Sample In ‘Run This Town’
techdirt.com/articles/20140…

Beyond GMOs: The Rise of Synthetic Biology
theatlantic.com/technology/arc…

Robert Rauschenberg tells the story of the Erased De Kooning
npr.org/blogs/krulwich…

DJ Training Course in Switzerland 1973

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on September 11, 2014

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The Obscene Shape Of Things To Come

 

Megumi Igarashi Vagina Kayak

Japanese Artist Arrested for “distributing data that could create an obscene shape through a 3D printer” #Vagina
theguardian.com/world/2014/jul…

Even the Gorillas and Bears in Our Zoos Are Hooked on Prozac
wired.com/2014/07/animal…

Rent-a-Narc Drug Sniffing Dogs Help Parents Find Troubled Kid’s Stashes
npr.org/2014/07/15/331…

Cocaine Ewok
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/s…

How a Banker Introduced ‘Magic Mushrooms’ to the West
psychedelicfrontier.com/banker-introdu…

I Took Shrooms and Nude Modeled
medium.com/human-parts/i-…

Losing Your Virginity: A Better Experience Now Than 20 Years Ago, Says Science
esquire.com/blogs/news/los…

Resident Discovers Home Was Once Serial Killer’s ‘Torture Chamber’
phantomsandmonsters.com/2014/07/reside…

Disgraced Chinese Official Stashed Porn Under Buddha Shrine
shanghaiist.com/2014/07/17/chi…

Scottish mayor steps down after being banned from all 36 pubs in his town
express.co.uk/news/uk/488977…

Catholic priest arrested in Italy for suspected drug dealing, said cocaine was self-prescribed for depression
independent.co.uk/news/world/eur…

Finally, a male contraceptive: behold the polyester ball cozy!
blogs.discovermagazine.com/seriouslyscien…

When the U.S. Almost Nuked the Moon
priceonomics.com/when-the-us-al…

The shameful secret behind the popularity of spy movies
theweek.com/article/index/…

Almost everyone involved in developing Tor was (or is) funded by the US government
pando.com/2014/07/16/tor…

How unique and trackable is your web browser?
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Don’t Send Your Kid to the Ivy League
The nation’s top colleges are turning our kids into zombies
newrepublic.com/article/118747…

Adult Sex Workers Are Arrested When We “Think Of The Children”
thefrisky.com/2014-07-14/pur…

Before They Were Famous: Head Shots of Future Adult Film Stars
therialtoreport.com/2014/07/06/bef…

Four-winged dinosaur is ‘biggest ever’
bbc.com/news/science-e…

Using DNA to find a perfect mate? New dating site uses DNA tests to gauge ‘biological compatibility’
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

Tinder Guys With Tigers
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Lounge Chair In Abandoned Home Turned Into Massive Yellow Jacket Nest
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Schoolgirl Report aka Schulmädchen Report 70’s German Teen Softcore Sexploitation

Ernst Hofbauer (b. 22 August 1925 Vienna, Austria – d. 24 February 1984 Munich, Germany at age 58) was an Austrian film director.

During the early 1970s, in Munich, Hofbauer teamed with Walter Boos, Wolf C. Hartwig, and Ludwig Spitaler to produce the original thirteen films under the banner Schulmadchen Report (or Schoolgirl Report); the stories were adapted from books written by Guenther Hunold, while Guenther Heller composed the film script, Klaus Werner did the camera work, and the music was handled by Gert Wilden & Orchestra. Hofbauer and Boos were referred to as the ‘Titans of Teen Libido’. The films were classified as ‘sexploitation’, and were extremely popular, seen by more than 30 million people all over the world.

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In the United States, the films were released in grindhouses and drive-ins, and the names of the films were changed to conform to American standards. Because the films focused on young girls who may have been under legal age in this country, the Schoolgirl Report series was eventually suppressed.

The Schoolgirl Report series was very interesting because the films portrayed many unknown teenagers and actresses who were vibrant, beautiful, naive, innocent, and unabashed. Most of the films related a series of vignettes to tell an interesting story. Hidden pedophile lust, co-ed skinnydipping, situations involving first-time sexual experiences, and encounters with teachers were all shown in the episodes. Interracial love affairs, male and female masturbation sequences, forced prostitution, rape, voyeurism, harmless erotic games, seduction, and erotic touching are also portrayed in the vignettes. Well-known German sex kitten Ingrid Steeger and the ever-horny Italian comic Rinaldo Talamonti play key roles in many of the vignettes. Rosl Mayr appears in almost all of the thirteen Schulmadchen Report films as an elderly lady with a comic role. She is perfectly cast as a comedic talent and is the only senior actress that plays a key element in many of the vignettes. Marie Ekorre, Sonja Jeannine, Christina Lindberg, and Birgit Tetzlaff are a few of the young actresses who titillate the audience with their erotic encounters. Friedrich von Thon conducted street interviews to discuss the plots in the vignettes, and many of the situations were followed up with a courtroom setting (the male actors were charged with statutory rape). The Schoolgirl Report films were classified as ‘soft-core’ eroticism, which is similar to the David Hamilton genre.

Ernst Hofbauer directed many erotic films in addition to the original thirteen Schulmadchen Report classics. Sex sells, and Hofbauer exploited consumer demand for R-rated movies involving young actors and actresses. He had a unique style that combined youth, eroticism, wit, and anecdote. His exploitation films of the 1970s appealed to moviegoers from all walks of life.

A chronological list of the original 13 Schoolgirl Report films follows:

  • ★ Schulmadchen Report I: What Parents Don’t Think is Possible, aka Schoolgirl Report Part I
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report II: What Keeps Parents Awake at Night, aka Schoolgirl Report Part II
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report III: What Parents Find Unthinkable, aka Schoolgirls Growing Up
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IV: What Drives Parents to Despair, aka Campus Swingers
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report V: What All Parents Should Know, aka 14 and Under
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VI: Erotic Young Lovers, aka Campus Pussycats
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VII: But Heart Needs to Be There
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VIII: What Parents Should Never Get to Know, aka Naughty Coeds
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IX: Examination Before the Matriculation
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report X: Every Girl Starts Sometime
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XI: Confessions of a Naked Virgin, aka Blue Dreams
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XII: Young Girls Need Love, aka Blue Fantasies
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XIII: Don’t Forget The Love When Having Sex

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on July 20, 2014

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