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‘Is it wrong to masturbate if you have a pet in your room?’ teenhelp.org/forums/f6-sex-…

The average penis size has been revealed and it’s smaller than you think independent.co.uk/life-style/lov…

Photograph of potato sells for $1.5 million – smh.com.au/entertainment/…

Man walked ‘$1.6m worth of Xanax across Canadian border on a SLED dailym.ai/1n0Bmi9

The Euthanasia coaster’ a white-knuckle ride to your death dailym.ai/1UXOqA5

The human brain’s capacity is 10 TIMES greater than first thought: one petabyte, or 1,000,000,000,000,000 bytes dailym.ai/1nnA7dU

First Flower Grown in Space (Or Not): Zinnia Blooms on Space Station space.com/31687-zinnia-n…

Sex Wearables Go Where Fitbit Dare Not Tread nbcnews.to/1ZOV6aq

Porn’s dirtiest secret: What everyone gets paid cnb.cx/1V8dwfG

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One Too Many!

One Too Many

Woman Who Claimed To Have Surgery To Add Third Breast Exposed As Hoaxer
tampa.cbslocal.com/2014/09/23/wom…

Meet the amazing TRIPLE-BREASTED woman who spent £12,000 on getting third boob
mirror.co.uk/news/world-new…

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Chick With 3 Tits x Radiohead

What Does Human Meat Taste Like?
independent.co.uk/life-style/foo…

‘Cycle Slut’ Barbra Streisand Gets Naughty In BDSM Photoshoot, 1970
dangerousminds.net/comments/barbr…

Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome:
Wisconsin Man Suffers 100 Unwanted Orgasms A Day
chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/09/23/wis…

Masturbating Passenger Forces Plane to Land in Nebraska
nbclosangeles.com/news/californi…

Horny Man With No Shame Rubs One Out on the M Train
gawker.com/horny-man-with…

10,000 American Toddlers now Taking Amphetamine Based ADHD Drugs
thedailysheeple.com/10000-american…

‘I Was A Schoolgirl By Day And Sex Slave At Night’: Victim Of Satanic Sex Cult Speaks Out
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/i…

High on PCP, Jersey City man locked himself in kindergarten bathroom
nj.com/hudson/index.s…

The Crumbling and Abandoned Remains of Italy’s Once-Grand Discotheques
slate.com/blogs/behold/2…

Popemobile Used to Smuggle Coke and Weed
hightimes.com/read/popemobil…

Cambodia Buddhist ‘Meth Monks’ Arrested for Smoking Ice in Pagoda Room
ibtimes.co.uk/cambodia-buddh…

How Instagram Drug Deals Go Undetected
venturebeat.com/2014/09/11/how…

Oh Hey, It’s a Condom Cookbook
kotaku.com/oh-hey-its-a-c…

Man With No Medical Credentials Accused Of Illegally Operating Drug Rehab Centers In 3 States
wmbfnews.com/story/26561994…

4chan Users Are Trying to Spread Ebola Lies in West Africa #EbolaChan
vocativ.com/world/nigeria-…

The Dark Web Gets Darker With Rise of the ‘Evolution’ Drug Market
wired.com/2014/09/dark-w…

Grandmother Who Once Despised Profanity Can’t Stop Swearing Following A Stroke
metro.co.uk/2014/09/24/gra…

GRAND THEFT AUTO: ISIS?
firstlook.org/theintercept/2…

Metadata Reveals A Lot More About Your Life Than You Think
whitehousewhispers.com/your-smartphon…

Smartphones Are Used To Stalk, Control Domestic Abuse Victims
npr.org/blogs/alltechc…

The myths (and realities) of synthetic bioweapons
thebulletin.org/myths-and-real…

Footage Of Sovereign Citizen’s ‘Full-Frontal Assault’ On Cumming, Georgia Courthouse Released
policeone.com/officer-shooti…

Caffeine Powder Raises Overdose Concerns
cincinnati.com/story/news/201…

In Pennsylvania, Heroin Easier To Get Than Wine, Cheaper Than Beer
reuters.com/article/2014/0…

Teenager Busted For Rubbing His Testicles On Patron’s Pizza
thesmokinggun.com/documents/teen…

Chinese Restaurant Admits To Selling ‘Opium-Laced Noodles’
theweek.com/speedreads/ind…

The McDonald’s Cocaine Spoon Fiasco
priceonomics.com/the-mcdonalds-…

Man-Eating Leopard Preys On Drunk Villagers Walking Home From Booze Sessions
mirror.co.uk/news/world-new…

Science Says The Universe Could Be A Hologram, A Computer Program, A Black Hole Or A Bubble
smithsonianmag.com/science/what-u…

A Gentleman’s Guide To Sex In Prison
theconcourse.deadspin.com/a-gentlemans-g…

New ‘Facebook for Rich People’ Costs Just $9,000 to Join
pcmag.com/article2/0,281…

A Whole Chicken in a Can (Bon Appétit)
eatliver.com/chicken-in-a-c…

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American Ebola

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Heroin-addict ELEPHANTS fed opium-laced bananas by Triads who used them to smuggle drugs
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

Hospital Worker Pulls Tampon String Out Of Cadaver, Turns Out To Be A Tail, Gets Bitten By Rat
huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/25/rat…

Surgeons Remove 5 Inch Sex Toy From Woman’s Vagina After Ten Years #DeepPussy
news.stv.tv/north/283798-a…

Alabama Man Sues Hospital He Claims ‘Amputated’ Penis Instead Of Circumcising It
rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/24/…

Former Colorado Jail Might Transform Into a Massive Marijuana Grow Facility
marijuana.com/news/2014/07/f…

2 Infants Diagnosed With Herpes After Ritual Jewish Circumcisions Using The Direct Oral Suction Technique
nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Her…

Indian Boy Has 232 Teeth Removed
theguardian.com/world/2014/jul…

Lifetime’s The Choking Game: A New Teen Scare Classic
gawker.com/lifetimes-the-…

A Simple, Everyday Toothbrush Is Routinely Used as an Instrument of Torture
clearwisdom.net/html/articles/…

Why the Security of USB Is Fundamentally Broken
wired.com/2014/07/usb-se…

Just watched this site for way too long
map.ipviking.com/#
Reminds me of WarGames

Anonymity Network Tor Sued For Allegedly Protecting A Revenge Porn Business
businessinsider.com/tor-sued-over-…

In Sexting Case, Cops Want Penis Pic From Teen, Even If Drugs Needed To Force Erection
washingtonpost.com/blogs/local/wp…

Less than 10% of human DNA has functional role, claim scientists
theguardian.com/science/2014/j…

Dubai’s Climate-Controlled Dome City Is a Dystopia Waiting to Happen
motherboard.vice.com/read/dubais-do…

The Pentagon’s $399 Billion Plane to Nowhere
foreignpolicy.com/articles/2014/…

ISIS Video Of Child Training Center
“Our children don’t waste time on electronic games or on watching cartoons”
breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014…

Reno Man Parties In Super 8 Motel With Meth, Kills & Dismembers 5 Dogs
rgj.com/story/news/cri…

London Zoo Under Investigation After Beer Poured On Tiger
theguardian.com/environment/20…

Airbnb host can’t get rid of squatter
washingtonpost.com/news/morning-m…

Here’s what happens when you introduce airport-style security to the world’s busiest subway
qz.com/213695/heres-w…

Artist makes cheese using the microbes from feet
agapakis.com/selfmade.html

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Fuckin’ Millennials

archie gets shot

Archie Dies Saving His Gay Best Friend in a Shopping Mall Shooting
#RIPArchie
gawker.com/archie-dies-sa…

archie shot and bleeding dead

Biohackers Are Engineering Yeast to Make THC
motherboard.vice.com/read/biohacker…

Insane Record Collections and the People Who Own Them
slate.com/blogs/behold/2…

Hookah: Like Smoking 40 Cigarettes & Kissing Everybody
realclearscience.com/blog/2014/07/h…

Nightmare Playgrounds
darkroastedblend.com/2014/07/nightm…

The Babushkas of Chernobyl: Defying Death for the Love of Home
mysteriousuniverse.org/2014/07/the-ba…

Fire therapy is burning up in China
Being burned is thought to cure stress, indigestion and even cancer
nydailynews.com/life-style/hea…

Crystal doorknob refracted the sun’s rays and set a dressing gown on fire, destroying bedroom in $2.5m home
telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopic…

UK chain removes baby sleep suits from stores after parents notice clothing covered in penis drawings
exeterexpressandecho.co.uk/removes-baby-g…

Online game addicted young Chinese couple sells 2 newborns to buy in-game items
techienews.co.uk/9714963/young-…

The Mystery of the Blinking Mummy
dailygrail.com/Forteana/2014/…

Blackest is the new black: Scientists have developed a material so dark that you can’t see it
independent.co.uk/news/science/b…

These Tiny Robots Are Powered by Living Tissue
Creeping machines use real skeletal muscle to power their movements
popularmechanics.com/science/health…

Iron Dome: the public relations weapon
Israel says 90% success rate, expert says 5% or less
thebulletin.org/iron-dome-publ…

German politician admits to using crystal meth to improve work performance
nydailynews.com/news/world/ger…

Meet Catey Shaw: The Rebecca Black Of Brooklyn Gentrification
The Worst Things Of All Time
noisey.vice.com/blog/catey-sha…

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Love Thyself


Dr Infinity

Who was Dr Infinity?
The Curious Story of Adult Film’s First Autofellator
therialtoreport.com/2014/04/13/who…

Punk’s Not Dead
…It’s Just Really Old
theguardian.com/artanddesign/g…

DEAD! Executions And The Power Of Photography
thesocietypages.org/socimages/2014…

Blood, Guts And Ribs As Chinese Performer Suffers For His Art
He Yunchang ‘Alchemist Of Pain’
therakyatpost.com/features/2014/…

Pip And Flip Snow – The Pinheads Of Freaks
thehumanmarvels.com/pip-flip-snow-…

Brazil: Police warn visitors, ‘Don’t scream if robbed’
“Do not react, scream or argue”
bbc.com/news/blogs-new…

Only 4 Teslas have been stolen in America since they were released
nypost.com/2014/05/07/4-t…

NYPD told to carry spray paint to cover graffiti
“spray a square around the tag and then fill it in”
nypost.com/2014/05/17/nyp…

This Kid’s Attempt To Trick His Teacher On A “True” Or “False” Exam Is Hilarious
iacknowledge.net/this-kids-atte…

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Hindenburg Kevorkianesque Apocalyptic Cobain Genocide Rolling Sarcophagus


Totaled Cop Car

Driverless cars could cripple law enforcement budgets
networkworld.com/community/blog…

NJ police officer removed from duty pulled down his shorts while seated at a table inside Starbucks & masturbated
philly.com/philly/news/ne…

The scary reason Saudi farmers are kissing camels
washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldvie…

How Music Hijacks Our Perception of Time
nautil.us/issue/9/time/h…

Sex Machines: Photographs and Interviews
designyoutrust.com/2011/08/sex-ma…

Banks Still Too Big to Jail While Occupy Wall St. Activist Imprisoned
accuracy.org/release/banks-…

Methamphetamine trafficking increases, new psychoactive substances flood markets, according to new UNODC report
unodc.org/unodc/en/front…

More than 100 arrested in global crackdown on peeping tom malware
arstechnica.com/security/2014/…

Wireless Microchip Implant Set For Human Trials
activistpost.com/2014/05/wirele…

The Fallen Kingpins of Silk Road
The underground drug dealers that international police have taken down recently
vocativ.com/underworld/cri…

Bacteria found on the Curiosity rover to Mars reveal the types of microorganisms that spacecraft carry
nature.com/news/microbial…

69 Words You Can’t Use at GM
Including: Hindenburg, Kevorkianesque, apocalyptic, Cobain, genocide,rolling sarcophagus
blogs.wsj.com/corporate-inte…

‘Nude and with no fear, the man slid arms-first into the open sunroof of a woman’s car.’
wfaa.com/news/local/Man…

Satanists Battle Christians In the Streets of Boston
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New York Is a Hub in a Surging Heroin Trade
nytimes.com/2014/05/20/nyr…

Rock X Wrestling X Pop Art
Andy Warhol Interviewed by Mean Gene Okerlund (1985)

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