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‘Cocaine Sandwich’ Found As Police Arrest Man. Ham, Cheese and Nine Cylinders of Cocaine Weighing More Than 100g.
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Glenn Danzig sues Jerry Only over gaudy Misfits band merch – Eww Misfits Uggs
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Bring Me The Head Of Mick Jagger
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Stoner Fruit Cocktail: Mangos, Marijuana and Myrcene – mangos add length and strength to the marijuana high
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Man accused of pouring hot sauce on puppy gets year in jail
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“Is twerking a drug term? Is it similar to “tripping,” “getting high” or “catfishing”?”
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Mötley Crüe’s Tommy Lee is drumming for the Smashing Pumpkins on new album
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Richard Simmons in corpse paint
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‘Cannibal cop’ cooking breakfast and lunch for inmates, guards in lower Manhattan prison
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Vets Claim Nearly 1 in 3 Women Are Raped During Military Service
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Courtney Love: I wrote the Kurt Cobain ‘bitch with zits’ note
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The Weirdest Things You Never Knew About the Making Of Flash Gordon
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Chinese Actress Yang Mi Protests Yulin Dog Meat Festival
‘Doggies are kind-hearted, don’t eat them!!’ #W00f
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Might is Right By Ragnar Redbeard (1890)
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Cardinal O’malley Of Boston, Blogger Elizabeth Scalia Weigh In On Harvard ‘Black Mass’ Controversy
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U.S. scientists have created an entirely new lifeform using artificial DNA
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NJ police chief shot by his own gun fired by preteen
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Cop uses taser on skateboarder for sitting down and reading a book
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The CIA Aided Polio’s Comeback–but Media Have Forgotten the Story
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Wu-Tang’s Secret Album: 51 Seconds Revealed #NotImpressed #CherSingsOnIt
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One in six people ‘would have sex with a robot’
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India’s ‘Pissing Tanker’ hoses down public urinators

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I Don’t Wanna Be Here In Your London Dungeon

✰ London Dungeon skeleton found to be real
London Dungeon operations manager Catherine Pritchard said: “We have no idea where they originally came from, but suspected they might date back to… when bodies were regularly smuggled in from the Far East for dissection.” Both skeletons were due to move to the Dungeon’s annual “Satan’s Grotto” feature in mid-December, but will now have to be replaced by other props. Dungeon bosses now have to decide whether to pay more than £2,000 a year for a licence from by the Tissues Authority to keep the skeletons on display or have them removed altogether.
✰ Weather Control as a Cold War Weapon
In August of 1953 the United States formed the President’s Advisory Committee on Weather Control. Its stated purpose was to determine the effectiveness of weather modification procedures and the extent to which the government should engage in such activities. Methods that were envisioned by both American and Soviet scientists—and openly discussed in the media during the mid-1950s— included using colored pigments on the polar ice caps to melt them and unleash devastating floods, releasing large quantities of dust into the stratosphere creating precipitation on demand, and even building a dam fitted with thousands of nuclear powered pumps across the Bering Straits. This dam, envisioned by a Russian engineer named Arkady Borisovich Markin would redirect the waters of the Pacific Ocean, which would theoretically raise temperatures in cities like New York and London.
✰ Why the ‘Native’ Fashion Trend Is Pissing Off Real Native Americans
But many Native Americans are less than thrilled that this so-called “native look” is trendy right now. The company that’s stirred up the most controversy so far is Urban Outfitters, which offered a “Navajo” line this fall (items included the “Navajo Hipster Panty” and “Navajo Print Fabric Wrapped Flask”) before the Navajo Nation sent the company a cease and desist order that forced it to rename its products. Forever 21 and designer Isabel Marant also missed the memo that the tribe has a trademark on its name; thanks to the Federal Indian Arts and Crafts act of 1990, it’s illegal to claim a product is made by a Native American when it is not.
✰ How to kill political robocalls
Are you ticked off by automated phone calls from political candidates? Now you can do something about it. Visit Reverse Robocall, and for less than the cost of a latte you can make your own automated calls to politicians about things that really bug you (like robocalls). It’s pretty simple. Choose the issue, party, political entity, or representative you want to call. Plug your phone number into the site. Reverse Robocall will call your phone and let you record a message. Hang up and pay online to have that message sent and get an email report on whether the calls were answered. Better yet, you can post recordings of those calls online, if you choose, so others can listen in and rate your call (witty, angry, dull, etc).
✰ It’s official: French docs reveal ‘normal’ penis size
The Paris-based National Academy of Surgery (l’Academie nationale de chirurgie) was created in 1731 by Louis XV. Its headquarters are in the appropriately-named rue de l’Ecole de Medecine and it has more than 500 members specializing in different branches of surgery. In its latest declaration, the academy has published the average measurements of a man’s tackle in an effort to discourage men from going through potentially dangerous penis enlargement procedures. A “normal” penis should be between 9 and 9.5 centimetres (3.5 to 3.7 inches) when flaccid and between 12.8 and 14.5 centimetres (5 to 5.7 inches) when erect. When it comes to girth, the average circumference is between 8.5 and 9 centimetres (3.3 to 3.5 inches) “at rest” and between 10 and 10.5 centimetres (3.9 to 4.1 inches) when “standing to attention.”
✰ ‘Drop a bomb and wipe them out’: NYPD officers call West Indian Day parade goers ‘savages’ and ‘animals’ in racially-charged Facebook rants
The worst examples ‘I say have the parade one more year, and when they all gather drop a bomb and wipe them all out.’ ‘Why is everyone calling this a parade? It’s a scheduled riot.’ ‘Welcome to the Liberal NYC Gale, where if the cops sneeze too loud they get investigated for excessive force but the “civilians” can run around like savages and there are no repercussions.’ ‘They can keep the forced overtime…’ the safety of police officers should come ‘before the animals.’
✰ Recent Charges Of Sexual Abuse Of Children In Hollywood Just Tip Of Iceberg, Experts Say
“This has been going on for a very long time,” concurs former “Little House on the Prairie” star Alison Arngrim. “It was the gossip back in the ‘80s. People said, ‘Oh yeah, the Coreys, everyone’s had them.’ People talked about it like it was not a big deal.” Arngrim, 49, was referring to Feldman and his co-star in “The Lost Boys,” Corey Haim, who died in March 2010 after years of drug abuse. “I literally heard that they were ‘passed around,’” Arngrim said. “The word was that they were given drugs and being used for sex. It was awful – these were kids, they weren’t 18 yet. There were all sorts of stories about everyone from their, quote, ‘set guardians’ on down that these two had been sexually abused and were totally being corrupted in every possible way.”
✰ My Three-Month Facebook Dialogue With A Scammer From Malaysia Pretending To Be A Beautiful Woman
During Hurricane Irene weekend, while holed up in a friend’s apartment and looking for some stimulation, I got friend-requested and emailed by an obvious scammer on Facebook. The con artist, under the name “Claire Anrie,” used a few professional photos of an attractive young woman (whom I later reverse-image-searched and discovered was a personal trainer in New York) and a typo- and contradiction-filled profile. “Claire” quickly asked me to send her money by Western Union so she could come back to the U.S. and be with me, her “husband.” Over the next three months, I kept up an ongoing dialogue via Facebook messages and chat in which I continually found ways to irk her by screwing up the Western Union payment, demanding she send me more photos and de-friend the other men on Facebook she’d added in hopes of scamming them, claiming I’d lost all my money during Irene, and repeatedly confiding in her that I had chronic diarrhea and hoped she would still love me.
✰ Study: Vaccines & Hand-Washing Can Reduce Prejudice Against Immigrants, the Obese & Crack Addicts
The war between people and disease-causing pathogens is old as humanity itself. This has helped shaped our so-called behavioral immunity, which can lead us, for example, to automatically avoid people who are visibly sick. But it can also misfire; previous studies have shown that people with compromised immune systems (due to a recent illness), and even people who describe themselves as afraid of germs or susceptible to disease, are more likely to avoid and feel prejudiced toward otherwise healthy people who merely look different than them, like foreigners or immigrants.
✰ Chasing the Dragon in Jail
Being locked up is an inconvenience when you and your mates crave heroin. One London prisoner and ex-user recalls that getting the drugs is the easy part.
✰ 6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm
To a young guy with not much money, sperm donation seems too good to be true. It pays well (as we’ve pointed out before) and requires you to do nothing more than what you’d be doing anyway. And if you happen to help a childless couple along the way, that’s just icing on the cake. Having actually been a sperm donor, I can say that you had better be prepared for a long haul. There are a lot of (horrifying) hoops to jump through, and then sperm banks expect you to masturbate like … well, like it’s your job.
✰ Domino’s Pizza Dough Bong
On the job training at Domino’s is serious business.
✰ Congress temporarily thwarted in its effort to launch biological drug war
Remember Mark Souder? Well, back in 2006, he and Senator Hatch and Senator Biden were desperately trying to introduce some major biological warfare into the drug war – namely, the use of mycoherbicides for drug crop eradication. At that time, we were able to stop them from implementing active field studies of mycoherbicides in Colombia and Afghanistan. But they still managed to push a pro-mycoherbicide provision… into the ONDCP reauthorization.
✰ D’oh! Homer Simpson Decorated Pot Seized from Cartel
Some packages depicted a dog, another a smiley face. One even had a scornful looking Homer Simpson with the inscription “Voy de mojarra y que wey!” which roughly translates as “I’m going to get high, dude!”
✰ Former Narcotics Detective Admits Drug Planting Common
Stephen Anderson, a former New York Police Department (NYPD) narcotics detective, recently testified that he regularly saw police plant drugs on innocent people as a way for officers to meet arrest quotas. While the news may shock many civilians, the custom is so well known among officers that it has a name: “flaking.”
✰ Boy, 13, arrested for selling meth in Lincoln
A 13-year-old boy, not even 5 feet tall and less than 100 pounds, was arrested Wednesday night for selling methamphetamine. Lincoln police say the boy is the youngest person to sell meth they can remember. The Lincoln/Lancaster Narcotics Task Force began investigating the case after multiple sources reported the boy was selling, said Lincoln Police Officer Katie Flood. According to court records, the boy sold two grams of meth to an undercover officer for $200 in a parking lot near First Street and Cornhusker Highway about 7 p.m. Wednesday. Minutes later, an SUV pulled up and the boy allegedly bought more meth from 19-year-old Tasha Ryan, a transient who, police say, had 3.3 grams of meth and 12 grams of marijuana with her.
✰ 11 Year Old Boy photos parents’ pot stash; cops pounce
An 11-year-old Minnesota boy who says he was fed up with his mom and stepfather filling their home with marijuana smoke took photos of the drugs, which were then sent to police. Drug agents served a search warrant on their home in Ravenna Township near Hastings last month and arrested Heidi Siebenaler, a Dakota County probation supervisor, and her husband, Mark Siebenaler. Both face charges in the case after eight pounds of marijuana were found in two Wal-Mart shopping bags in the master bedroom, according to KMSP-TV.
✰ High IQ linked to drug use
The “Just Say No” generation was often told by parents and teachers that intelligent people didn’t use drugs. Turns out, the adults may have been wrong. A new British study finds children with high IQs are more likely to use drugs as adults than people who score low on IQ tests as children. The data come from the 1970 British Cohort Study, which has been following thousands of people over decades. The kids’ IQs were tested at the ages of 5, 10 and 16. The study also asked about drug use and looked at education and other socioeconomic factors. Then when participants turned 30, they were asked whether they had used drugs such as marijuana, cocaine and heroin in the past year.
✰ Cop Says Marijuana Legalization Could Cause Window Washers to Fall From Large Buildings and Land on People
Los Angeles County Sheriffs Department’s Robert McMahon is charged with enforcing the law on marijuana use. But he is very concerned about the many hidden ramifications of decriminalizing cannabis, making it legal for anyone to grow and smoke hemp. He’s afraid of what the second largest city and most populous state in the country would look like in 20 years if weed is made legal. “I think that anytime that an intoxicant is made legal there are social costs associated with it. And I point directly to cigarettes and alcohol as examples,” he says. “We’re talking about loss of work and collisions, work-related industrial injuries. Somebody comes to work stoned, and they are working some heavy equipment or up on a high-rise — a window washer that’s stoned — not only could he [or she] injure himself, but some of his or her negligence could cause someone else to be injured.”
✰ San Francisco drug lab technician indicted on federal charges she skimmed cocaine from lab
A former technician at the San Francisco Police Department’s crime lab has been charged in federal court with skimming cocaine from the lab, an allegation that forced its closure and the dismissal of hundreds of drug cases. A federal grand jury indicted 61-year-old Deborah Madden Thursday on a felony count of acquiring a controlled substance by subterfuge. Authorities say Madden took cocaine evidence from the lab while working there in late 2009.
✰ Bronx drug mill on residential street shut down, $400,000 of “Blackberry” heroin off the streets
Two NYPD “Operation Clean Halls” signs are posted in the lobby of a well-kept Cruger Ave. building where an apartment was used to package “Blackberry” heroin in glassine envelopes stamped with a likeness of the popular smartphone . Nearly $400,000 worth of heroin was seized and six pushers arrested this week after a two-month investigation brought down two drug mills in the tree-lined Pelham Parkway section, leaving residents shocked and scared.
✰ Smoking can make your nipples fall off
The nicotine in cigarettes and the carbon monoxide contained in cigarette smoke can diminish blood flow to various parts of the body. These toxins act as a virtual tourniquet. If the blood flow to a particular body part becomes greatly reduced or halted, that body part dies. In my memoir “In Stitches,” I told the story of a smoker whose nipples turned purple while undergoing a breast lift surgery. Purple is the precursor to black. Black is the precursor to falling off. To save the patient—and her nipples – we turned to the only treatment available. We went medieval. We used leeches.
✰ College Math Professor, 74, Accused Of Running Meth Lab
A 74-year-old math professor at two Boston universities is facing charges that she ran a methamphetamine lab with her son out of their home. Irina Kristy, 74, teaches math at Boston University and Suffolk University, the Boston Globe reported Sunday. Suffolk University placed her on administrative leave last week after learning of the charges against her.
✰ Third Grade Teacher Put Students In Lingerie
An Oklahoma teacher was arrested after concerned parents tipped off law enforcement that the woman made their children pose in Christmas lingerie during a pizza and Christmas tree decorating party at her house. That tip led police to discover child porn on her phone. Kimberly Crain, 47, hosted the gathering on Nov. 11 at her Shawnee, Okla., home for a handful of her students from McLoud Elementary School. When one third grader’s parents asked her how the party was, she told them “they dressed up in bras and panties and decorated the tree and ate pizza,” according to the police report. Thanks Jasmine.
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Coney Island High

  • A drunk New Zealand passenger urinated in the aisle of a Jetstar aircraft – spraying one man and soaking a woman’s scarf – but was allowed to leave the flight with only a warning.The man, travelling from Auckland to Singapore two days ago, emptied his bladder about six hours into the 11-hour flight.

    Passenger Amos Chapple said: “I hear this sound of running water and then I hear a guy going ‘No, no, no, what the hell is wrong with you?’

    “And there’s this guy pissing in the aisle, waving back and forth.”

    The man urinated on to the aircraft carpet, a man’s leg, and a woman’s scarf.

  • The family of a coldblooded killer serving 25 years to life in state prison for shooting a man in the head complains he’s being stigmatized — by the use of the term “inmate.”The label “implies that our brother is locked up for the purpose of mating with other men,” claims Marie Domond in a lawsuit against the state Correctional Services Department.

    The Brooklyn federal court filing demands that officials immediately stop calling Gerard Domond “an inmate.”

    It apparently hurts his feelings. Sis seeks $50 million damages for “mental anguish.”

  • A father posted a chilling message on Facebook saying ’bout 2 kill ma’ kid’ before stabbing his daughter to death to spite her mother.Ramazan Acar, 24, murdered two-year-old Yazmina in an attack the judge said was caused by ‘revenge and spite’ and in the worst categories of murders.

    Sentencing him to 33 years in prison, Justice Elizabeth Curtain said Acar had breached a parent’s most fundamental duty when he killed his daughter in a ‘chilling and horrific’ attack.

  • Same shit, different movie.
  • How a lonely, five-foot-two, gender-questioning soldier became a WikiLeaks hero, a traitor to the U.S., and one of the most unusual revolutionaries in American history.
  • Can you begin to see the conflicts of interest here? An organisation charged with promoting nuclear power around the world also controls nuclear safety and health standards. It’s like expecting a tobacco company to prevent lung cancer.And it gets worse. The IAEA holds a veto over World Health Organization (WHO) programs related to radiation and nuclear power. This has undermined WHO’s ability to respond properly to disasters like the one at Fukushima. The IAEA has vetoed WHO conferences on radiation and health. Independent research has been under-funded and critical scientists ostracized.

    Through the dominance of the IAEA and the nuclear industry, the health effects of radiation have been misrepresented and underestimated. As a result, the WHO is unable to provide independent advice and assessments of nuclear accidents in order to protect people at risk.

  • In the first academic study of its kind, Trevor Pinch, Cornell University professor of sociology and of science and technology studies, independently surveyed 166 of Amazon’s top 1,000 reviewers, examining everything from demographics to motives. What he discovered was 85 percent of those surveyed had been approached with free merchandise from authors, agents or publishers.Pinch, who also found the median age range of the reviewers he surveyed was 51 to 60, a surprise said Pinch, because the image of the internet is more of a young person’s thing. Amazon is encouraging reviewers to receive free products through Amazon Vine, an invitation-only program in which the top 1,000 reviewers are offered a catalog of free products to review.

  • A start-up called SceneTap is rolling out a new service next month for bars and the patrons who love them: facial detection cameras that will keep track of the number of people in a bar, including a running tally of ladies and gents. Smartphone users will be able to download an app to “tap the bar scene” before deciding where to go, so they can steer clear of (or find) the crowds (of the gender they prefer). Two hundred bars across the country have signed on, with over 50 bars in SceneTap’s home base of Chicago agreeing to be tapped.Cameras are set up at the bar’s exits and entrances, says SceneTap CEO Cole Harper. The facial recognition software, built on baseline code from Intel, is not savvy enough to, say, be linked up with Facebook and detect identity; it’s just able to detect a face and its gender. The company is wary of privacy issues around the cameras; it stresses that the cameras won’t know who you are or keep track of how many beers you drink…

  • Buying used video games is great for gamers who don’t want to pay full price for the latest hits. You know who doesn’t like used video games? Game publishers. In a very sad twist, Capcom’s fighting back against the second-hand game market with a game that can only support one save file — for life.It’s been confirmed that Resident Evil: Mercenaries 3D for the Nintendo 3DS is a game that once finished, cannot be reset for complete replay. According to both the U.S. and U.K. game’s instruction manual “saved data on this software cannot be reset.”

    Basically what Capcom has done is make Mercenaries 3D a one-time play affair. Once you’ve unlocked all the goodies and played the entire game, you will not be able to erase the game’s save data and start fresh as if it were a new copy. Consider this: lending Mercenaries 3D to a friend, a little brother or sister will be worthless because they’ll only be able to continue playing the game with your saved settings and create their own.

  • Admitting that “some will call me a torturer” is a surefire way to cut yourself off from anyone’s sympathy. But Glenn Carle, a former CIA operative, isn’t sure whether he’s the hero or the villain of his own story.Distilled, that story, told in Carle’s new memoir The Interrogator, is this: In the months after 9/11, the CIA kidnaps a suspected senior member of al-Qaida and takes him to a Mideast country for interrogation. It assigns Carle — like nearly all his colleagues then, an inexperienced interrogator — to pry information out of him. Uneasy with the CIA’s new, relaxed rules for questioning, which allow him to torture, Carle instead tries to build a rapport with the man he calls CAPTUS.

    But CAPTUS doesn’t divulge the al-Qaida plans the CIA suspects him of knowing. So the agency sends him to “Hotel California” — an unacknowledged prison, beyond the reach of the Red Cross or international law.

  • The tremendous inequality in income, wealth, power and opportunity which is distorting and destroying our nation all flow from the inequalities enabled by bribery and tax avoidance. The only way to fix the nation is to eliminate bribery (campaign contributions and lobbying) entirely, and eliminate tax avoidance entirely by eliminating all deductions, exemptions, loopholes, etc. State total income from all sources everywhere on the planet, calculate tax, done.When you think about how tiny $14 billion is compared to the $3.8 trillion Federal budget and the $14.5 trillion U.S. economy, it makes you want to weep; how cheaply we have sold our government, and how much we suffer under the whip of those who bought it for a pittance.

  • A High Court judge in Belfast has ordered a teenage boy charged with a series of robberies to surrender his Xbox games console as part of the conditions of him being freed on bail.The 13-year-old boy, who cannot be identified because of his age, was accused of a number of burglaries in the Downpatrick area of Co Down and applied to be released on bail.

    When the judge asked the boy what it was he owned that meant a lot to him the teenager said it was his games system.

    The judge then ordered him to give the Xbox to the authorities, saying it would be returned to him when the charges were disposed of.

    The judge told the youth it would show him what it was like to have something he valued taken from him.

  • Nine days after he was reported missing as a probable runaway, searchers located 12-year-old Josh Miller of Pike County’s Oatsville community Saturday afternoon.The boy was discovered hiding underneath his family’s home across the road from Knight’s Chapel Church which searchers had often used as a staging area.

  • A GERMAN court has sentenced a ”vampire” killer to life in jail for murdering two teenagers whose blood he drank and whose flesh he ate while they were still alive.
  • A Battle Creek man convicted of having sex with a sheep five years ago was arrested early Friday and charged with breaking into an Emmett Township stockyard.
  • Marijuana that was to be used as evidence in a Long Island drug case has disappeared from a truck that was transporting it to a Pennsylvania crime lab.Marc Gann, head of a committee examining problems at the Nassau County police crime lab, said it appears someone had tampered with and potentially stolen some of the evidence that was placed FedEx’s custody.

    He said the district attorney’s office told him a shipping box on the FedEx truck had been opened, the marijuana removed and the box resealed.

  • “[The doctors] said, ‘Yeah, right. There’s no moth in there.’ But when they looked, sure enough, there was a moth,” Kathy Schlote said.The doctors said they have seen cockroaches and spiders crawl into people’s ear canals before, but never a moth. Come to find out, moths are stubborn.

    “The doctors tried numbing my ear, thinking it would help with the pain and kill the moth. That didn’t work. Then they tried drowning it. That didn’t work. Then they tried irrigating it. That didn’t work. Finally, the doctor pulled it out with tweezers and when they did it was still alive and started flying around,” Wade said.

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Jesus is the Reason We’re Fightin’ These Heathens

    • It is inscripted ΑΛΕΞΑΜΕΝΟΣ (ΑΛΕΞΑΜΕΝΟC) ΣΕΒΕΤΕ (CEBETE) ΘΕΟΝ, which translates as “Alexamenos respects God”. It is presumed to be making fun of a Christian soldier.
    • GREAT ideas can feel like they come out of nowhere. Now we’re a step closer to understanding where they do originate. The thinking is that areas for language and creativity compete in the brain, which might explain why some people with brain damage suddenly become artistic.

      Originality – or the ability to think up novel ideas that don’t occur to many other people – is a key aspect of creativity. But researchers are struggling to pin down where the gift comes from.

    • After Deitch decided to erase the mural, the two met for dinner and:

      had a very gentle conversation in wich [sic] he asked me to paint another piece on the same wall, suggesting he would have preferred a piece that ‘invites people to come in the museum’. I told him that i will not to do that, for obvious reasons, and that probably I was not the artist best suited for this task.

      The museum then proceeded to whitewash the mural without informing the artist, who learned of the whitewashing through a local blogger. When Blu returned to Italy, he was barraged by requests from journalists for interviews, and his inbox included:

      … an email from Deitch, in which he asked me to ‘sign’ a press release, explaining the motivation of the cancellation in order to calm down the censorship accusation.

    • December’s total lunar eclipse is the only total eclipse of the moon of this year. For the Western Hemisphere, the eclipse will “officially” begin on Dec. 21 at 12:29 a.m. EST (9:29 p.m. PST on Dec. 20) as the moon begins to enter Earth’s outer, or penumbral, shadow.

      But even in clear weather, skywatchers will not notice any changes in the moon’s appearance until about 45 minutes later when a slight “smudge” or shading begins to become evident on the upper left portion of the moon’s disk.

    • Sit and gaze at world heritage sights. Stand and watch live international sport through well-placed windows. Squat while looking-out over the world’s most beautiful canyons. A loo with a great view? It can be so.
    • The demo comes from ThriXXX software, a maker of 3D role-playing sex simulation games, which said in a statement today that “the open-sourcing of device drivers for Kinect have enabled the…device to be used directly from connected PCs operating on Windows 7…The Kinect interface provides another exciting interface option for users of the sex simulation software to control the experience in extraordinary new ways. Controller-free is the next generation of game user interfaces, allowing users to use gestures, spoken commands, or objects to control in-game action that creates a completely new sex game activity and magical experience.”
    • A white bank robber in Ohio recently used a “hyper-realistic” mask manufactured by a small Van Nuys company to disguise himself as a black man, prompting police there to mistakenly arrest an African American man for the crimes.
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      In October, a 20-year-old Chinese man who wanted asylum in Canada used one of the same company’s masks to transform himself into an elderly white man and slip past airport security in Hong Kong.

      Authorities are even starting to think that the so-called Geezer Bandit, a Southern California bank robber believed for months to be an old man, might actually be a younger guy wearing one of the disguises made by SPFXMasks.

    • The line between a “cult” and a “sect” or a “religion” can be thin, but a couple of factors generally define modern use of the word “cult:” Cults revolve around the teachings of one living (or recently living) person, and this person claims to be “chosen” for an important mission on Earth. Cults require unwavering subservience to the ideals of their leader, who is to be obeyed above all other authorities. Cults typically require its followers to eschew all relationships outside of the cult, including friends and family. Some cults are just creepy while others are downright dangerous: for the purpose of this article, each cult will be assigned a rating of one to four nuts: one nut being relatively harmless, four nuts being don’t-drink-the-kool-aid dangerous.
    • His name was well-known, even if it is whispered with muted distaste in photography and copyrights circles. His body of work is unknown, eclipsed by a single pictorial he undertook for American socialite Teri Shields. In 1975, Garry Gross scribbled his name into a dubious footnote in the history of photography by photographing a nude 10-year-old Brooke Shields. The photos of bejeweled soon-to-be-child-actress, in thick makeup and in a steaming, ornate bathtub, however, wouldn’t become known outside the arts community for another three years.
    • Japan’s pet market is so evolved, and undeniably fashion-conscious, that across town in Harajuku we found a line stretching down the block with female dog owners waiting for a limited edition line to debut at the girliest pet shop you’ve ever seen.
    • Karsten Nohl’s assessment of dozens of car makes and models found weaknesses in the way immobilisers are integrated with the rest of the car’s electronics.

      The immobiliser unit should be connected securely to the vehicle’s electronic engine control unit, using the car’s internal data network. But these networks often use weaker encryption than the immobiliser itself, making them easier to crack.

      What’s more, one manufacturer was even found to use the vehicle ID number as the supposedly secret key for this internal network. The VIN, a unique serial number used to identify individual vehicles, is usually printed on the car. “It doesn’t get any weaker than that,” Nohl says.

    • Just a few days after this news was revealed, Maggie Koerth-Baker at BoingBoing is surprised at how little coverage the supposed cure has received. “If a miracle happened, why isn’t it more obvious?” she asks. Some research clarifies that the patient, Timothy Ray Brown, who was HIV positive, also had leukemia for which he was treated in 2007 with chemotherapy and a bone marrow transplant. The bone marrow came from a donor who “possessed a rare genetic mutation that makes a very small percentage of humans resistant to HIV infection,” which Brown then adopted. The success was publicized at the time, making the recent report more of a follow-up confirming that Brown continues to stave off the virus.
    • Since 1975 the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor has been tracking students self-reported use of cannabis and other intoxicants, and every year their use of these substances trends either up or down from the prior survey. Predictably, when self-reported use goes down, drug war lackeys like Drug Czar Gil Kerlikowske claim that drug prohibition is working. Conversely, when use trends upward — as it did this past year — drug warriors respond by pointing the blame at everyone else.
    • The blog even finds the vegan soap company’s mission statement: “Being respectful of the earth’s natural resources, and being a steward of this wonderful planet is what Hugo Naturals is all about.”

      If and when this deal goes through, every bar of Hugo Naturals vegan soap you buy at Whole Foods will fund the world’s most infamous mercenary company. Or, if you prefer a more positive view, every terrorist snatch-and-grab contract Blackwater fields will help to pay for vegan soap.

    • When Duncan Hines partnered with film studio Filmaka to release a new ad campaign on YouTube this week for their “Amazing Glazes” frosting line, their aim was to “inspire creativity during the height of baking season” and portray how their icing “makes dessert sing.” The theme of the first video is “Hip Hop Cupcakes,” (see below), but rather than striking a chord with urban bakers, the video just seems to be pissing them off. Readers and bloggers have criticized the film’s director, Josh Binder, and the dessert company’s PR department for failing to see how the cupcake characters might be mistaken for performers in blackface. Director Binder has a number of videos that might be considered “controversial,” like one for Western gear in which a cowboy lassos two women to be his companions, and another that shows samurai bread loaves crying “hi-YA!” at one another.
    • Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-TX) has filed an amendment that would prevent the Federal Communications Commission from enforcing net-neutrality regulation.

      Seven other Republicans have signed onto the bill, including notorious home wrecker and all-round unscrupulous person, John Ensign (R-NV).

      They didn’t simply introduce legislation. They attached an amendment to an existing bill that concerns construction projects for military and veterans.

      This will force legislators that feel net neutrality is essential to maintaining a strong democracy to vote against a bill supporting veterans. That is one low-down dirty manuever.

    • After an A&E film crew urged police to create “great video footage” for its show “The First 48 hours,” officers conducted a “commando-style raid” on the wrong house and shot to death a 7-year-old girl, the girl’s family says in Federal Court. The parents and grandmother of Aiyana Stanley-Jones say A&E’s film crew “were present before and during the assault” and recorded the whole thing during their ride-along with police.
    • Artist Kunle Martins, President of New York-based IRAK crew has joined forces with Spanish paint manufacturer MONTANA to develop the IRAK YELLOW can of spray paint.

      Produced in a limited edition of 500, the can reflects the iconic IRAK graffiti crew’s sticker color.

    • Guards at a privately run prison in Arizona stripped, beat and kicked inmates and threatened to kill them, banged their heads on tables while they were handcuffed, and “the warden himself” joined in threatening their families, 18 inmates say in state court. Then the Corrections Corporation of America and its employees, who run the prison, “deliberately destroyed and failed to preserve evidence of their wrongdoing, including videotapes,” and “deliberately falsified reports,” according to the complaint.
    • If accurate, the disclosures would confirm the worst fears of Pakistani nationalist hawks and threaten relations between Washington and New Delhi. But they are not accurate.

      An extensive search of the WikiLeaks database by the Guardian by date, name and keyword failed to locate any of the incendiary allegations. It suggests this is the first case of WikiLeaks being exploited for propaganda purposes.

    • At a meeting in New York on Wednesday, representatives from Brazil called for an international body made up of Government representatives that would to attempt to create global standards for policing the internet – specifically in reaction to challenges such as WikiLeaks.

      The Brazilian delegate stressed, however, that this should not be seen as a call for an “takeover” of the internet.

      India, South Africa, China and Saudi Arabia appeared to favour a new possible over-arching inter-government body.

    • In the process of producing their now-canceled documentary on Stanley Kubrick’s landmark film, Douglas Trumbull and David Larson have uncovered 17 minutes that Kubrick cut from 2001 just after release—in perfect condition.
    • There was a time when you had to go down to the arcade or pizza shop and pump quarters into machines if you wanted to enjoy a video game experience. Then computers and home gaming consoles brought video game entertainment into our living rooms. Now Sega is cornering the niche bathroom gaming market with a gaming interface named “Toirettsu” in which the user controls the game by peeing on sensors in a urinal.

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    • Former drug dealer, Los Angeles-based Ricky “Freeway” Ross, has been threatening Miami rapper Rick Ross with a lawsuit for a while. But this past Friday his attorney, Melvin Sharpe Jr., finally filed the paperwork in the Los Angeles federal district court. Crossfade got its grubby paws on the full complaint, and it makes for a big eye-raising bundle of legal wordiness.
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    • Police believe Kohnert — fully costumed in the yellow banana costume — exposed himself to a woman at the Port Angeles Wendy’s restaurant and drove through Four Seasons Ranch brandishing a shotgun.
    • A jaw-dropping gallery of vintage freaks, sideshow performers and classic shots from the golden age of freakshows!
    • Goth Cruise follows 150 pale, ‘people in black’ on a boat, taking part in the absolute antithesis of Goth – a cruise in the blazing sunshine, as they sail around Bermuda for five days on the 4th Annual Goth Cruise.
    • A Singapore court on Wednesday extended a jail term for a Swiss man by two months to seven and maintained an earlier ruling that he receives three strokes of the cane for trespassing and spray-painting graffiti on a train.
    • Hey, cops: Don’t give crack to hookers’ boyfriends, don’t rip people off and traffic dope, don’t seize dope without turning it in, and don’t get wasted on meth you stole and crash your cruiser. If only this week’s crew had followed those simple instructions, they wouldn’t be in trouble now. But they are.
    • Prescription drug use in Connecticut now kills more people under the age of 34 than car crashes, Jorgensen said, quoting a national study of figures from 2006 released this year.
    • Police in southeastern B.C. have raided a marijuana grow operation that was apparently guarded by black bears. Officers conducting the raid two weeks ago at Christina Lake found a property with two residential buildings and a fenced-off grow-op with about 1,000 plants, police said Tuesday. But they also found about 10 bears that the owner appeared to be using to keep people from stealing any pot plants, said RCMP Sgt. Fred Mansveld.
    • The rapper was arrested in February when police were called to a friend’s home in Arabi, La., where Juvenile said he was recording (police claimed there was no recording equipment in the house), when neighbors reported an “overwhelming smell of marijuana” coming from the house. When police showed up, they said they smelled the pot through the open front door, thus giving them “probable cause” to search, then entered and tossed the home and arrested both Juvenile and his producer Leroy Edwards, 42, who later claimed the weed was his. Juvenile had earlier said a bag of pot found in a kitchen drawer belonged to him.
    • What’s a drug used to deworm livestock—a drug that can obliterate your immune system—doing in your cocaine? Nobody knows.

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    Weird Statues in Children’s Recreational Parks
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    Contortion
    Russian Scientists Claim to Invent Drug-Free Cannabis, Suggest it to Replace Wild Cannabis Worldwide – NEWS – MOSNEWS.COM
    Bitten by the Nuclear Dragon
    Extreme Wake Up Pranks
    China Death Bus
    Damn Birds Online Game
    Wolphin
    The Most Expensive Lemon
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    Goo Shooter Controls Crowds
    Kicks of the Week
    Real Shitty Coffee
    The Feejee Mermaid
    ASFR (alt.sex.fetish.robots)
    The Sumo Rustler
    Big enough for you?
    No sex please, robot, just clean the floor
    “Although the nightmare vision of a Terminator world controlled by machines may seem fanciful, scientists believe the boundaries for human-robot interaction must be set now ‚Äî before super-intelligent robots develop beyond our control.”
    Done Got His Head Buss
    Regular Shit Nigga Wanted To Pop Off They Ate His Food(Slashed Him)
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    Crush, Kill, DESTROY!!!
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    Court: 15-year-old girls can marry
    Colorado recognizes common-law marriages
    500 Person Japanese Orgy
    More Eyeballs
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    Gals II
    Exercise x Engrish = Fun!
    Hot trend: The Leak
    Wheelchair Crowdsurfer
    The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards!
    Rate Celebrity Plastic Surgery
    NYC Carved Creatures
    “Gnomes, monsters, devils and creatures of all shapes, sizes and expressions lurk over doorways all over town. Purely decorative in intent, they differ from gargoyles, whose purpose is to funnel water off rooves.”
    Genpets.com – Bioengineered Buddies!
    World’s oldest condom
    A turtle in the Ozarks is terribly deformed by living trapped in a 6 pack ring
    White Women on Opium Den 1892
    Police don’t have to knock, justices say
    “The Supreme Court ruled Thursday that police armed with a warrant can barge into homes and seize evidence even if they don’t knock, a huge government victory that was decided by President Bush’s new justices.”
    Elephants crush town
    “In what appears to be a case of elephants retaliating against humans, hundreds of villagers have taken refuge on boats in Bangladesh after their homes were destroyed by rampaging pachyderms, local officials said on Wednesday.”
    Government Increasingly Turning to Data Mining
    “Privacy advocates say the practice exposes ordinary people to ever more scrutiny by authorities while skirting legal protections designed to limit the government’s collection and use of personal data.”
    Hiroshima miniture model – before and after
    Students Arrested After Videotape Of Fight Surfaces On MySpace.com
    Jack the cat chases black bear up tree
    Drug Warriors Push Eye-Eating Fungus
    Backs to the future
    New analysis of the language and gesture of South America’s indigenous Aymara people indicates a reverse concept of time.
    Drug caches found in Home Depot vanities
    Without a Trace – Teen Orgy
    This is what CBS is getting sued $3.3 million for…
    CBS Stations: Indecency Complaints Invalid
    “Virtually none of those who complained to the Federal Communications Commission about the teen drama Without A Trace actually saw the episode in question, CBS affiliates said as they asked the agency to rescind its proposed record indecency fine of $3.3
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    Silicone Injected Penis
    The Frito Bandito
    BUTTOCKS IN THE HISTORY OF ART
    Robby The Robot
    “Satin”-ic Graffiti News Report
    “Cuz I’m a punk, that’s what I do.”
    MyHeritage face recognition : Find the Celebrity in You‚Ñ¢
    Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
    How to Blow Smoke Rings
    50 Dumbest Rock-Star Extravagances
    Phallus Gallery – phallic art in the days of Pompeii, Italy.
    Homeland Security accepts fake ID
    Bunny the Tap Dancer
    Holy Fuckin’ Christ!
    Band at Retarted Party
    OMFG!!!
    Women Run Obstacle Course Hypnotized so Sounds Cause Orgasms
    Gay Meets Kids
    Fight!
    Hosts Talk Show, Gets Fresh With Guest
    Improv Everywhere Mission: Best Buy
    50 people dress up like Besy Buy employees and mob a store.
    Rainy season brings glow-in-the-dark mushrooms
    Most Tattooed Man – Lucky Diamond Rich
    Elephant Drive-In
    One minute, harmony; the next, chimp mayhem
    Monkey Brawl!
    Pole Dancer Takes A Tumble
    Cake Song.
    This shit WILL get stuck in yer head!
    C’mon Fatso, And Just Bust A Move
    The Remix!
    Help solve the mystery
    “There are about 50 slides in all- all dating from between 1959 and 1969 and all of young women. Some, like the ones here have letters written on their foreheads…”
    Prosecutor: While cameras rolled, N.C. trio castrated willing men
    Whatever You Do Don’t Watch This!
    I warned you!
    Disposable: A History of Skateboard Art – Online Galleries
    VERSUS ROBOCOP
    DIY Bush Impeachment
    Before Prohibition: Images from the preprohibition era
    Boomin’ System!
    throws cyclist off a bridge
    Johnson hates birds
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    Attacked!!
    Mister Softee Dies
    The Monkey Chow Diaries
    “But can a human subsist on a constant diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys do? For the good of human kind, I’m about to find out. On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: “a complete and bala
    Hamburger or Tuna Melt?
    Fuck Myspace, We’re Deleting Our Profile
    Maiden – Number of the beast
    Pirate Party of the United States
    200 lt Diet Coke x 500 Mentos
    In vitro meat
    Oink!
    The Ultimate Thing Costume
    Fantastic Four Costume Made of Real Rocks!
    ILoveAnything.Com
    Crystal Cave of the Giants
    Love at First Bite
    “I put my ring finger in Clive‚Äôs mouth and he put his ring finger in my mouth with our teeth resting right on the last joint. We looked in each other‚Äôs eyes, nodded, and bit down as hard as we could. It was a little disappointing because we couldn‚Äôt
    Rubber Urinal Suit
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    The Asian Giant Hornet
    Watch it shred: PRI-MAX vs. BMW
    Angels & Demons
    6/6/6
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    Never Not Working Sighting
    Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
    Snitch On A Terrorist – Get A Suitcase Fulla Cash!
    Morgellons Update!
    “One San Francisco woman describes “tiny green shrimp” that come from her face, and she said she saw a fly pop out of her right eye.”
    Secret Fun Spot
    Bus Drama (Translated)
    Thnx Esteban Potencias!
    Bag Ladies
    Famous Navels – free celebrity belly buttons – thousands of navel pictures
    Girls + Toilets
    3D Space Invaders
    Eyeball stickers on Grand St.
    Deadly kites banned in Pakistan city
    Love Bald Bush!
    WWII’s Kilroy Was Here , The inside info on how the legend started
    Baby’s death blamed on 2nd hand crack smoke
    The Oops list
    Crashes galore
    Photographing Squirrels
    Squirrels With Cameras
    Tiger & Piglets
    Monkey Do
    Buildings of Disaster
    Buildings of Disaster are miniature replicas of famous structures where some tragic or terrible events happened to take place.
    Switch to heavy metal signals danger
    War between the Judas Priest and Evil Warriors gangs
    Was the 2004 Election Stolen?
    Republicans prevented more than 350,000 voters in Ohio from casting ballots or having their votes counted — enough to have put John Kerry in the White House.
    Chat Rooms
    Dream Body
    Sex in the MRI
    2 goat heads + 1 coconut + 1 pentagram = ?
    Is It Raining Aliens?
    Nearly 50 tons of mysterious red particles showered India in 2001. Now the race is on to figure out what the heck they are.
    Raw Horseflesh Ice Cream
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    Eurobad ’74
    Europe’s worst interiors of 1974.
    Baby With Three Arms
    Pedophile party starts in Netherlands
    A new political party in the Netherlands is dedicated to legalizing sex between adults and children.
    Japanese Amputee Sex Dolls
    RealDoll Configurator
    Pépé Smit
    Mr. Cool Ice!
    Worst. Tattoo. Ever.
    <3 Tunafish
    Lucky Bum
    Carthedral!
    Carthedral is a rolling Gothic Cathedral complete with flying buttresses, stained glass pointed windows, and gargoyles.
    Merry Saddles‚Ñ¢ Erotic Cycling Supply
    How to make hash
    Free Tennessee BBQ Grill
    Pick your nose and eat snot to stay healthy!
    the broken laptop i sold on ebay
    The Revenge Of A Burnt eBayer!
    Modern Moist Towelette Collecting
    White Trash Mom Britney Spears
    Sculptures by Sachiko Kodama
    Magnetic Liquid…Crazy!
    DeLorean – Back To The Future
    Safety Not Guaranteed
    Our Parisian Homies @ Honeyee.com Blog Collabo
    A Closer Look at the New Assault on Indecency and Profanity at the FCC
    Reporter Gets Owned
    Anal Fissure Self Help Page
    Porn in the woods
    Bad heroin sparks a series of overdoses
    Jury gives woman $5M for ruined vagina
    How to Pirate a Vinyl Record
    Red Hot Chili Peppers Rip Off Tom Petty
    Controlled Mobile Robot
    Museum of Menstruation and Women’s Health
    One-Legged Dance Dance Revolution
    Sam Loyd’s Cyclopedia of 5000 Puzzles, Tricks, and Conundrums
    Bad Example: Graffiti Currency Archives
    Fairly Freaky Animals
    Toilet Bowl Restaurant
    Judge Says Child Molester Is Too Short For Prison
    Too Short’s NOT In The Big House!
    Kirk Douglas Wants Sundaes!
    epiclylaterd Covers The Park Party
    Nice Name, Dude!
    Kids Stick It To The (Old) Man
    A high-pitched alarm which cannot be heard by adults has been hijacked by schoolchildren to create ringtones so they can get away with using phones in class.
    Now I’m free to see the world!
    MyDeathSpace.com
    Directory of dead myspace members
    Scientists Grow Artificial Penis in Lab
    Frankenstein Cock
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    Dude has amazing old-school arcade in his basement!
    Cop Shoot Cop
    ‘This is Satanism. We only see this in the movies’
    Sesame Street In The Hood
    kids! it’s mister microphone!
    Bongo (commercial from the 70’s)
    Toy Commercials
    Police Question 2 In Muffin Mystery
    SexMaid Game!
    Ugly Breast Implants
    The paint stripper drug that kills
    An industrial solvent used to clean graffiti has become the potentially lethal drug of choice for some on the gay clubbing scene.
    Cocaine In Breast Milk Caused Death
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    In Soviet Russia, Bike Steals Nigga.
    Nigga stole my bike, Punchout remix.
    Leia has NO CLASS, but then neither does Han.
    A.R.E. Weapons
    Dignity Crew!
    Sorry about the spooge on your catalog
    Holy Shit!
    Worse than the maggots!
    Hot Doggie Style!
    Extreme Craft: Decowpitation
    “The Militant Graffiti Artists of Stockholm didn’t take too kindly to the cows, and kidnapped one in the name of art…or at least in the name of anti-advertising-cluttering-up-every-bit-of-downtown-street-space. They demanded that the city declare the co
    Kinetic Sculpture Race
    Flatulence Filter Chair Pad
    We need these for the office!
    Max and Courtney Make Monsters
    Awesome Blog about creating monster make-up!
    galore on the uncle floyd show
    of Truth – Part 2
    The Sequel! Homeboy answers calls.
    Colin Farrell Fag Action Funny-Ass Gif!
    Rockin Jellybean Art Graphics
    EL TOPO – A BOOK OF THE FILM – ONLINE
    Greene – How to Eat Watermelon
    William S. Burroughs Cut-Up Films
    Things I Hate About Commandments
    The Ten Commandments remixed as a teen comedy trailer!
    70,000 Beer Cans Found in Ogden Townhouse
    Silver Bullet Overload
    – Questionable Super Soaker
    More Bears Attack Monkey Pictures!
    Eatery name gets city’s panties in wad
    The name of a new restaurant in Scottsdale is stirring up trouble. The Las Vegas-based Pink Taco Mexican Restaurant
    Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors
    Coins cost more to make than face value
    The Mint estimates it will cost 1.23 cents per penny and 5.73 cents per nickel this fiscal year
    Diamond-covered Mercedes SL sure to turn heads
    The Golden Plungers
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    The Mighty Minions of Mire!
    This is a site dedicated to the phenomena of quicksand and mud fetishes.
    Students suspended for mixing up sugary “Happy Crack”
    McDonald’s: Baby Ronald
    AT&T Whistle-Blower’s Evidence
    AT&T is asking a federal judge to keep those documents out of court, and to order the EFF to return them to the company. Here Wired News presents Klein’s statement in its entirety, along with select pages from the AT&T documents.
    Great-grandma tattoos “DO NOT RESUSCITATE” on her chest
    Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
    Face Flare
    The Largest Badonkadonk
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    FIRE!
    Harpers Weekly Review
    Vegan Twinkies®
    Brazil’s prisons present free-for-all for gangs
    Girl, 11, will be Britain’s youngest mother
    The girl smokes 20 cigarettes a day despite being eight months’ pregnant. She conceived aged 11 when she lost her virginity to a boy of 15 on a drunken night out with friends.
    Death Of The Internet
    Big companies are trying to own the net. Let’s stop them.
    Stoner
    “Big Daddy”
    Pretty Planet
    Amazing NASA Satelite Photos of The Earth
    The Human Marvels: Myrtle Corbin – The Four-Legged Woman
    “It seems that her twin sister was also fully sexually formed ‚Äì thus Myrtle possessed two vaginas.”
    Federal Source to ABC News: We Know Who You’re Calling
    Von Dutch Toolbox $270,000!
    The REAL Von Dutch, not the co-opted version!
    Virtual Museum of Sex
    How to find the G spot
    Public Service
    Bishoujo Games
    Naughty Japanese Dating Computer Games
    The Psychedelic Library
    Tuba Action!
    Ooops! I did it again.
    Meth lab in home yields ‘hospital room’
    RIDE THE WHIP Gone Wrong
    “Gangsta Fag” Video
    Attack!
    Bush likens ‘war on terror’ to WWIII
    FBI raid on CIA chief’s home after he resigns
    Sickipedia
    Sick Jokes
    NFCTD Flash Puzzles
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    St Maarten Beach – Look Out For The Planes!
    USSR posters
    a collection of Soviet Union propaganda and advertisement posters from 1917 to 1991
    Morgellons Disease : Coming Soon
    “Patients say that’s the worst symptom ‚Äî strange fibers that pop out of your skin in different colors. “He’d have attacks and fibers would come out of his hands and fingers, white, black and sometimes red. Very, very painful,” said Lisa Wilson, whose so
    Electric Cinderella Shoes – with built-in stun gun
    The Naked Rabbit World Power Foundation: We Already Control Your Mind
    Truck Justice
    “They got ’em!”
    Hyperactive Beatbox
    Yahoo Serious Jr.
    P.E.A.R.T. – The Robotic Drum Machine
    Space Colony Artwork 1970
    Scientists Make Light Go Backwards!
    Supposedly Backwards Light Goes Faster Than Light…Weird!
    Gum Blondes
    Blonde Sex Symbols Immortalized In Used Bubblegum
    Burn This Bush!
    Madonna Gets Freaky with Some Horses
    Totally Gay Army Ad
    MySpace ‘Poser’ Arrested For Attempted Sexual Battery
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    Dick Goes Boom!
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    Midget Michael Jackson!
    Knife That Shoots!
    Some Dude Puts Maggots In His Penishole
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    Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
    Man admits subway foot-kissing assaults
    “A 23-year-old with a foot fetish has admitted he tried to kiss, fondle and lick the legs and toes of more than 70 women on the New York subway over the last three years, prosecutors said Wednesday.”
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    Redneck Vehicles
    Neverending Story Theme
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    Rubs The Lotion On It’s Skin
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    The Fugs!
    SEXY ROCKER GIRLZ(Who Dig Rocker Guyz)
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    German ‘Robin Hoods’ give poor a taste of the high life
    “A GANG of anarchist Robin Hood-style thieves, who dress as superheroes and steal expensive food from exclusive restaurants and delicatessens to give to the poor, are being hunted by police in the German city of Hamburg.”
    FELINE MEDICAL CURIOSITIES: DWARF CATS, GIANT CATS, FAT CATS
    DNA, journal among clues in beach shooting deaths of camp counselors
    “The department distributed photographs of various items found around the bodies of 22-year-old Lindsay Cutshall and 26-year-old Jason Allen, who were each shot in the head while they slept with a .45-caliber Marlin rifle that was never found. The items i
    Jesus Could Have Walked on Ice, Scientist Says
    Giant Balls of ‘Snot’ Explain Ocean Mystery
    German cannibal guilty of murder
    “fetish for human flesh”
    Stuff On My Cat
    Penis artist’s work shocks father
    “…painted using his penis as a brush…”
    Tourist sits on Hell’s Angels’ Harley…
    Tighten Up
    Looney Tunes Hidden Gags
    Hidden Gags in Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies Cartoons
    Lifting the mask from ‘Faces of Death’
    Aircraft Crash Videos
    Car Crash Pictures
    The Fattest Fuck In The World
    3,738 Mothers Set Breast-Feeding Record
    Dude Sings Stairway To Heaven Backwards Played In Reverse
    No Satanic Messages Included
    Bureau of Engraving and Printing – Large Denominations
    $500, $1000, $5000, $10,000 Bills!
    The Gatorade Conspiracy
    Drinkers shock at body in rum barrel
    HUNGARIAN builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported.
    Best Places To Go To Prison
    Starfire Optical Range Eyeball
    America tests laser weapons
    Korean Scientists Develop Female Android
    Eboy’s New York
    How To Take Better Dirty Pictures!
    The Montana Sedition Project: Photo Gallery
    “In March 1918, a third-degree committee in Forsyth grilled Starr about Liberty Bonds and forced him to kiss the flag. “What is this thing anyway?” he asked. “Nothing but a piece of cotton with a little paint on it, and some other marks in the corner ther
    Creating Uncrackable Passwords
    Feds Go All Out to Kill Spy Suit
    When the government told a court Friday that it wanted a class-action lawsuit regarding the National Security Agency’s eavesdropping on Americans dismissed, its lawyers wielded one of the most powerful legal tools available to the executive branch — the
    FCC approves Net-wiretapping taxes
    Feds want IP’s to pay for easy tap access.
    Man arrested after thieves steal safe full of homemade child porn
    Play-Doh Fragrance in a bottle!
    Mmmmmmm!
    Playboy Bunny Recruitment Brochure
    Rate My Turban
    Rate My Turban
    iScratch
    Scratch using yer iPod wheel
    The Devil’s Music
    Diabolus in Musica or the Devil’s Interval
    Is It Okay for Christians to Use Marijuana and Other Drugs?
    Spy See Through Clothes Under Clothing Panty Panties Underwear
    Nine lives, six legs!
    Flaming Suicide
    Battle of the Facial Hair: Eccentrics Gather For German Beard Competition
    Candian Commuters told Prime Minster Stephen Harper ‘eats babies’
    “electronic vandalism”
    Japanese Toilet Curling
    Dress Like Yer Fave Food
    Warning! A huge videogame controller is coming.
    Street-Legal Jet Powered VW Beetle
    Piece of finger served to diner at TGI Friday’s
    Not just chicken fingers any more!
    Vampire Dog
    Knit Motorcycle
    Too Fuckin’ Cool!
    Scar Stuff: MAD Magazine “It’s A Super-Spectacular Day/ Mad Super Special Summer 1980 Flexi Disc MP3
    “…this marvel of engineering would play a random ending with every spin of your turntable thanks to the multiple grooves…”
    The Clash On Fridays for a Monday
    Chernobyl Graffiti
    Creepy
    Let Me See Yer Guitar Face!
    Mike
    Eye-Yi-Yi!
    Musical Torment
    “…a strange phenomenon known as “musical hallucinations” which is a condition very similar to having a song stuck in one’s head; but the music is considerably more true-to-life, it is heard almost non-stop, and it is practically impossible to ignore.”
    Thoughts Trigger Mental Typewriter
    A computerized typewriter that translates electrical impulses from brainwave signals into letters and words could be available in the next five years.
    400 Dead Dolphins Wash Up In Zanzibar
    “Some scientists surmise that loud bursts of sonar, which can be heard for miles in the water, may disorient or scare marine mammals, causing them to surface too quickly and suffer the equivalent of what divers call the bends – when sudden decompression f
    Soccer Streaker Scores!
    GOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!
    Spex – Identity
    Mom on MySpace
    “I’ve covered murders, grisly accidents, airplanes falling out of the sky and, occasionally, dirty politics. But in nearly two decades of journalism, nothing has made my insides churn like seeing what my 13-year-old daughter and her friends are up to on M
    The Fabulous Ruins of Detroit
    Toronto is the new New York
    The Montage Art of Winston Smith
    This dude inspired me, when I was young, with his Dead Kennedys art. Awesome stuff!
    Wild…With Regret
    A wet T-shirt contest five years ago when she was in high school is still haunting Monica Pippin.
    Got It On “E”-Bay
    “Memo to those considering entering the exciting field of Ecstasy production: It’s probably not a good idea to set up your illicit drug lab via purchases on eBay, which apparently is being closely monitored by nosy Drug Enforcement Administration agents.”
    San Diego mayor ‘appalled’ by Mexican move to lift drug laws
    Stop Snitching on Pot Smokers!
    $50 a pop/
    Toilets of the World
    Driving
    Georgie Interactive Animation
    Nuts!
    Lock ‘n Load, Baby!
    Funky Cat Drummer
    Bicycling Dalmation
    Naked Man Fatally Shot by Police
    Explosive chocolate bomb
    Delicious Terror!
    Fresh Meat
    Pictures on Chocolate!
    Huge 1,500-year-old pyramid discovered in Mexico City
    Giants Throughout History
    Safe, secure and kitsch
    “A German artist is trying to change the way people think about security, by replacing barbed wire with heart-shaped metal, and pointed railings with animal shapes”
    National Day of Slayer: June 6, 2006 (6/6/6)
    The Paaaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnnnuuuuugggggghhhhhh!!!!
    Gardener found skeleton in soil bag
    A Croatian man found the skeleton of a Nazi soldier while sifting through a bag of soil for his new garden.
    Carnival Chalk Prizes
    Homicides and Crime in New York City
    Google Map of murders in the five boroughs this year
    Delicious Sheep Dung Found In Roast
    “As the family’s Sunday roast lamb was being carved, two balls appeared in the meat”
    How Funky He Is!”
    Top That!
    Semen Collection
    Worst Job Ever!
    Basketball
    Shoelaces for Chucks
    Fuckin’ Sneaker Nerds!
    Nice Haircut, Dude!
    Dragon Leather Bag
    Fuckin’ Crazy!
    Return of the Monkey Cowboy
    Homeless Golf Cart!
    Big shoehorn in the sky / Airlines always looking for ways to cram more people into coach
    Airbus has been quietly pitching the standing-room-only option to Asian carriers, though none has agreed to it yet. Passengers in the standing section would be propped against a padded backboard, held in place with a harness, according to experts who have
    the scenes at the latest aNYthing fashion shoot
    – Oxy Cottontail –
    The new site makeover looks great!
    Black Metal
    Death To Fuckin’ Posers!
    battle with the rubber things
    (Desmond Dekker)
    William Burroughs Book Covers
    500 lb Potato Battery
    “I built a potato battery out of 500 pounds of potatoes. It powered a small sound system.”
    Police Release Sketch of Rape Suspect
    Awesome Drawing!
    Skating The Aftermath
    Post-Katrina Skate Wasteland…Thnx Leo!
    Police Find Family Heirloom Is Mummified Baby
    Star Trek Nerd Interior Design
    “Experience the 24th CENTURY in your own home”
    Living in the ‘Star Trek’ Universe — For Real
    “Tony Alleyne loved the Star Trek universe so much, he wanted to live in it. So after a bitter breakup, he remodeled his condominium to look like the inside of the Starship Enterprise.”
    Doesn’t Get More Emo Than This!
    Feel her pain!
    The World’s Youngest Drummer
    Two-headed ducks and blood-filled monkey masks
    Blacklight Tattoos
    Chimps Gone Wild
    This Week’s Prostitution Photos — Saint Paul Police
    Thnx Spunknation!
    Adidas hit over ‘racist’ trainer
    Slug Eats Worm
    Mmmmmmmm!
    Allin – The Gas Station NYC Last Show
    He ODed that night
    Rich Vs. Animal
    Muppet Breaks ‘n Beats!
    3,000 gallons of sewage spews into home
    Utility workers trying to blast out a grease clog from a sewer line forced 3,000 gallons of raw sewage into a couple’s home
    Female Mask Galleries
    The Camel-Toe Report
    Illustrated Book of Sexual Records
    Headph0ne Phet1sh
    pictures of women wearing headphones
    The Contortion Home Page
    Female Desperation
    “These pages are dedicated to people who like to see women dying for a pee”
    Street Fighter Adult Cosplay Sex Movies
    FURSUIT – The Furry Costume Information Exchange
    A Plushie Lexicon
    Deviant Desires: Amputee Devotees
    HOT or NOT?!?!?!
    Cousin Geri
    “I’m not drunk…”
    Stop the Madness
    “The White House made this anti-drug music video in 1980s. Starring New Edition, LaToya Jackson, Whitney Houston, Nancy Reagan, David Hasselhoff, Tootie from Facts of Life, Herb Alpert, Casey Kasem and Boogaloo Shrimp from the Breakin’ franchise!” Thnx S
    80’s White Average Homeboy
    Thnx Tim Barber!
    Knitta, Please!
    Knit Tagging!
    Granny Sells H
    Disappearing Rabbit Trick
    Supermodel arrested for allegedly hitting flight attendant
    Are you ready for your mugshot close-up?
    Marc Ecko wastes lots more money on fake graffiti
    Clash At Bond Casino
    Local NY News Cast Footage
    Challenge Pissing
    Used Car Parody Commercial
    Pirate Baby’s Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006
    Cool-ass Gameboy Inspired Animation
    Cross-Dressing Sim Tom Cruise
    Pimp My Snack
    Big-Ass Home-Made Versions of Snack Foods
    Einstein The Parrot
    Sly and the Family Stone – Dance To The Music
    Dutchman builds modern Noah’s Ark
    “This will speak very much to children… they’ll hear the creak of the wood, smell the smell of the dung”
    Phony kids, virtual sex
    Some “Second Life” participants say they’re disquieted by virtual sexual role-play between adults and players using child avatars.
    “Hemp Hop” Weeded Rap MP3’s
    It’s 4/20 Duuuuuuuude!
    Decapitated heads of police officials found in Acapulco
    The heads of Acapulco Preventive Police Commander Mario Nunez Magana and Preventive Police Officer Jesus Alberto Ibarra were accompanied by a red sign with black lettering that warned, “So that you learn to respect.”
    Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy!
    Girl Taunts Polar Bear
    Woman Smuggles Grenade Into Jail
    Salvadoran Woman Detained After Allegedly Smuggling Grenade Hidden in Her Vagina Into Jail
    Rumors on the Internets
    The Peanuts Tattoo Page
    Hang on Snoopy, Hang on!
    New Robotcop set to fight crime
    Anarchy – Scams
    Oldschool Text Files
    Newspaper Picture Story-Award of Excellence
    Prison Photos
    SPIRIT OF TRUTH
    “If you like your religion peppered with profanity, “The Spirit of Truth” is the man for you.” – Thnx Uarm.net
    Optical Illusions Etc
    Flavored Oxygen!
    Game Pulled From Stores After Man Finds Racy Picture
    Important English Lesson for Japanese People
    Sexy English
    Woman Unknowingly Videotapes Sister’s Demise
    Maria didn’t find out it was her sister till the next day. Now she says she wishes she would have done something to save her.
    Death Metaler from the band Gorgoroth hit by train
    “Maybe the metal gods above were smiling on me and they didn’t want one of their true warriors to die on them. Otherwise, I’d be up there in the kingdom of steel.”
    The California Department of Corrections
    “series of artfully-“corrected” public billboards with biting and poignant messages.”
    autobahn
    1975 ElectroKrautz
    Final Countdown… LIVE!
    Worst. Version. EVER!
    WTF?
    Subterranean Cities
    The Banana Club Museum
    The International Banana Club
    LOOK AT ME BEING SERIOUS!
    Billboard Alteration Salutes U.S. Military in Iraq
    The MIRT & EVP preemptive traffic devices at SkyOptics.com
    Change lights
    No green light for driver with traffic signal gadget
    “The device, called an Opticon, is similar to what firefighters use to change lights when they respond to emergencies. It emits an infrared pulse that receivers on the traffic lights pick up.”
    Harper’s Weekly Review
    Catch up with current events with this weekly news summary, well worth email subscribing to.
    Mr. Rogers Break Dancing!
    vermicularis in the cecum
    “A 55-year-old man presented with intermittent, crampy pain in the right lower quadrant of the abdomen. A colonoscopy was ordered and revealed multiple mobile 1-cm worms, Enterobius vermicularis, in the cecum.”
    Kansas cabin that once belonged to William S. Burroughs for sale on eBay
    Heroin not included.
    Rare Wu-Tang Clan MP3 Bonanza!
    A shitload of downloads, shit like the Enter The Wu demos
    Fuck
    “This Article is as simple and provocative as its title suggests: it explores the legal implications of the word fuck.”
    Crime does pay – minimum wage
    McGriddle Fan Fiction
    Lars or Michael?
    Batman Vs. Metallica
    Zoning stink wears on
    Dude in Ohio isn’t allowed to put up a fence, so he puts up a row of toilets.
    Fantasy Coffins From Ghana
    Check out the Air Jordan Coffin!
    General Butt Naked
    Two Engined Wooden Cadillac
    Graffiti Research Lab » Night Writer
    Florida Has Big Problem: Snakes The Size Of Phone Poles
    What’s the origin of “the finger”?
    Goats
    9-Year-Old Is Veteran Bullfighter
    14,000 Brass Knuckles Found Disguised As Belt Buckles
    Beverage Creates a Buzz
    Cocaine-Cola
    Rival midget KISS tribute bands clash!
    MiniKiss Vs. Tiny Kiss
    Elephant Eats Scores of Cookies, Gets Sick
    Sri Lanka’s most celebrated elephant, “Raja,” has fallen ill after eating scores of cookies, chocolates and other rich food offered to him as part of Buddhist new year celebrations.

    one red paperclip
    Bartering from one red paperclip to a free year’s rent!
    Motherfuckin’ Flying Cat!
    Lucid Decapitation
    Off with yer motherfuckin’ head.
    One Got Fat – Weird Monkey Mask Bicycle Safety Film 1963
    1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12!
    Ralph Williams Bay Shore Chrysler
    Late nite live ad from the 1970s for a car dealer that totally rips the sponsor a new one.
    Shoelace Knots – How To Tie Your Shoes
    16 Different Ways To Tie Shoelaces
    FUCK
    Midget B-Boy Battle
    Stacked Can Art
    Festival of the Steel Phallus
    Horrid skin condition
    ’86 World Series Game Six
    A re-enactment of the notorious game six, in RBI Baseball, an old video game.
    Jewish sex commando targets Israeli porn websites
    A group of Jewish ultra-Orthodox hackers is waging a war against pornographic websites, replacing their content with nothing but the picture of a revered rabbi, an Israeli paper reported Monday.
    The MySpace Economy
    Porn star’s offer to Bin Laden
    “I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.”
    Secret Worlds: The Universe Within
    Zoom In From the Milky Way to subatomic particles
    Blog Gangsigns
    Japanese R&B in Blackface
    Great fakers scammed ancient Italy
    2000 Year-Old Counterfeit Coin!
    DEA Agent Who Shot Self In Foot Sues Uncle Sam
    “Paige was making a “drug education presentation” in April 2004 to a Florida youth group when his firearm (a Glock .40) accidentally discharged. The shooting occurred moments after Paige told the children that he was the only person in the room profession
    Vampire Killing Kit 19th century Transylvania Antique
    Slightly Used
    ‘Happy face’ crater on Mars
    Plainfield property where killer Ed Gein lived is up for auction on eBay
    “This is the land where Ed Gein lived. Wisconsin’s most famous murderer, until Jeffrey Dahmer, was arrested on this land in November 1957. Inside the ramshackle farmhouse – which burned down shortly before the property was auctioned the following March –
    Ultimate Pimped Out Limojet
    I Stay Fly-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!
    Target Child Food Porn
    Man hit with $218 trillion phone bill
    Out Arabs
    Penguin Sweaters
    Battle of the Sexless
    “He doused his genitals with the antiseptic until they glowed amber, then slowly, carefully, slit open his scrotum.”
    Wired News: Geek Graffiti Takes on New York
    Electro-Graf
    Gorilla Cover Gallery
    Oook oook ooook!
    Casebook: Jack the Ripper
    Everything you ever wanted to know about Jack The Ripper…but were afraid to ask!
    Super Monkey Poop Fight
    Old School Style Video Game
    Wis. Man Accused of Tagging 6 Cell Blocks
    “Troy Lee Mosby placed his signature “Syrup” tag on the walls, beds, tables, locker and mirrors of six cell blocks at the Milwaukee County House of Correction, according to a criminal complaint filed Thursday.”
    NYC Subway Tokens
    Fuck A Metrocard!
    rayguns (intergalactic self-defense mechanisms)
    NASA Plane Crash
    Yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
    The Ryugyong Hotel – One Creepy Building
    “The Ryugyong Hotel is, in my opinion, the single most unsettling structure ever erected by the hand of man. It‚Äôs 1,082 feet tall, has 105 floors, and encloses 3.9 million square feet of floor space. And it is completely empty. It doesn‚Äôt even have wi
    The Taxidermy Art of Walter Potter (1835-1918)
    Fuckin’ Amazin’ !
    Deadly Pussy
    “While in the holding cell, she removed a .25-caliber semiautomatic from her vaginal cavity.”
    Mentos + Diet Coke = Soda Orgasm
    Nine Eleven in Three Dee
    Peter Potty – the world’s only flushable toddler urinal
    Whistle-Blower Outs NSA Spy Room
    “AT&T provided National Security Agency eavesdroppers with full access to its customers’ phone calls, and shunted its customers’ internet traffic to data-mining equipment installed in a secret room in its San Francisco switching center, according to a for
    ‘Star Wars Kid’ cuts a deal with his tormentors
    “…one of the world’s first and most-publicized cases of cyber-bullying.”
    Yoko Ono Cut Piece 1965
    Snip! Snip!
    With Packing Tape!
    Self Replicating the Head out of Tape to create a Tape Man clone
    :::: jumbo queen ::::
    Homemade Garbagedump Ferriswheel
    Pakistani children ride a ferris wheel over a heap of garbage in a slum area of Karachi, Pakistan
    Famous One-Eyed Kitten to Go on Display
    Future Now: Reconfigurable Cities
    The PAD is envisioned as a combination vehicle/residence, what GM calls “an urban loft with mobility”.
    Man Sends Bomb To Doctor After Penis-Enlargement Surgery
    “A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery…”
    ALL ABOARD! Trend Central©
    aNYthing® The next BAPE™?
    WTF?!
    Fun With Steel Wool
    Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme
    Classic Cartoon Archive
    Some good ones here!
    Worst-Case Scenarios: How To Survive A Riot
    Thief gets away with Grateful Dead leader’s toilet
    The long, strange trip continues for Jerry Garcia’s toilet. Police say the Grateful Dead leader’s commode was stolen recently from a driveway along with three other toilets and a bidet.
    Tipsy flowers don’t tip over
    Booze stunts stem and leaves, but doesn’t affect blossoms, study finds
    Man held as terrorism suspect over punk song
    The taxi driver had become worried on the way to the airport because Mann had been singing along to The Clash’s 1979 anthem “London Calling,” which features the lyrics “Now war is declared — and battle come down” while other lines warn of a “meltdown exp
    Herv√© Villechaize Sings “This Is All I Ask”
    Anarchy In The UK
    The Sex Pistols (Glen Matlock Version) do “Anarchy in The UK” on September 4th 1976 on the Granada TV show “So It Goes”.
    Extreme Escalator Dive Mishap
    Owch!
    Operation Taco Bell
    Drivethru Snatch
    Doctor fired for ‘anal massage’ technique
    Knited Bodysuits
    Fuckin’ Cool…I Wan’ One!
    Ernst Haeckel: Kunstformen der Natur 1899-1904
    Trippy Nature Illustrations
    Nuclear Blasts + Disco William Tell Overture Video
    The strange case of the man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills in nine years
    “For the first two years his use was an average of five pills per weekend. Gradually this escalated until he was taking around three and a half pills a day. At the peak, the man was taking an estimated 25 pills every day for four years.”
    Super Mario Paranoia
    “The Portage County Hazardous Materials Unit and Bomb Detection Unit were called in to downtown Ravenna on Friday morning after seventeen suspicious packages — boxes wrapped in gold wrapping paper with question marks spray painted on them — had alarmed
    The amazing DIY village FM radio station
    $1!
    ‘Sketch Pad’ Nude Club Owner Pleads Guilty
    Christopher Teague, owner of Erotic City, attempted to skirt the city’s anti-nudity ordinance last year when he gave patrons sketch pads and pencils so they could draw the nude dancers.
    The REAL Neckface!
    Activists Decry Porn’s Move to Mainstream
    “It’s pornography. And if you’re a consumer, John Harmer thinks you’re damaging your brain.”
    Ex-Police Chief Gets 12 Years in Sex Case
    A former police chief was sentenced Friday to 12 years in prison for having sex with a 14-year-old girl in his police car
    Anti-Fart Dog Thong!
    “The Dogone – Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a comfortable and least intrusive means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design.”
    Mariko Takahashi’s FITNESS VIDEO
    weird poodle workout video
    The Pentagon plans to detonate 700 tons of conventional high explosives in Nevada
    Hand-Painted Movie Posters from Ghana
    Brain Cells Fused with Computer Chip
    “The line between living organisms and machines has just become a whole lot blurrier. European researchers have developed “neuro-chips” in which living brain cells and silicon circuits are coupled together.”
    Motorcycle Tour of the Chernobyl “dead zone”
    Creepy!
    Pimpstar Custom LED Wheels….Crazy!
    The PimpStar is a huge leap forward in the evolution of the wheel. With the PimpStar’s built-in full color LED lights, microprocessor and wireless modem, you can display virtually any image, including text, graphics, logos, and even digital photos!
    Iraq War Coalition Fatalities
    Animated Map
    Scared Owl
    Police wrestle 108 bags of marijuana out of pit bull’s mouth
    A Boston detective searching the apartment of a drug suspect wound up wrestling a sack containing 108 bags of marijuana out of the clenched jaws of a pitbull named Prada.
    Boy gets caught in toy-filled ‘claw’ machine
    A homeless beauty and the beast
    “Heroin and crack crushed it all.”
    Spherical Treehouses That Look Like Eyeballs
    Two-head girl dies of infection
    “The second head contained eyes, a nose and a mouth, but was not connected to any internal organs and was not capable of independent thought.”
    gimme da gold rap video
    It’s the motherfuckin’ REMIX!
    – Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR
    Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR!!!
    70s Live Action Kid Vid
    A tribute to the Saturday Morning Shows of the 70’s
    Mego Museum: The World’s Greatest Mego Playset
    Marionettes Performing Motorhead’s Ace of Spades
    Officials seek perpetrator in rape of poodle
    Promo video for a beatbox video controller…prettty fuckin’ dope!
    Scientoligist Musicians
    Beck, Courtney Love, Van Morrison, and many more!
    Intellectual Property Run Amok
    The Photographer’s Right – A Downloadable Flyer
    Your Rights When You Are Stopped or Confronted for Photography
    Sculpture of A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth
    Disney – VD Attack Plan – (Venereal Disease Education)
    Disney + STD!
    Megaphone Helmets
    Can you hear me now?!
    Milkcrate Digest
    Neckface Fotolog
    X-Clan’s Professor X Dies Of Spinal Meningitis
    “Vanglorious! This is protected by the red, the black and green/ With a key, siss-eeeeeeeee!”
    Virtual reality machine gives police hallucinations
    Better than a video iPod!
    Piss Controled Video Games
    In the ‘Hood : A New Begining
    “Who else who seen the leprechaun say yeah!”
    Courtney Love Was Doing So Well…
    Frances Bean Cobain-Love Is Growin’ Up Fast
    m1a9366b pr0n
    Dog
    This footage made me laugh till I cried…WTF?!
    Welcome to the Virtual Personal Robot Museum!
    Consumer Robots of the 70’s-90’s
    Porn euros being passed off as real
    Eros!
    Porn star hits it big as wine-maker
    From moans to wines.
    Normal NJ
    Dirty Jerz in the haus!
    Duh! Man arrested after asking cops to test his new crack pipe

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