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Meth charge dropped after only SpaghettiOs sauce found on spoon
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Creeky, the world’s oldest clown, dies at 98
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35,000 Walruses Are All Crowded Together In One Spot — And It Signals Something Ominous
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Holder urges tech companies to leave device backdoors open for police
Plays the ‘Protect Our Children’ card
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Two Female Teachers Accused Of Group Sex With A 16 Year Old Male Student #TeachingCarnalKnowledge
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Brooklyn Teacher Accused Of Kidnapping, Engaging In Sex Acts With Female Students
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Your Ancestors Didn’t Sleep Like You – Are We Doing It Wrong?
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Profanity House – Remote Abandoned House In NJ Covered In Dirty Words
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Fat Cops

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80 Percent Of Police Officers Are Overweight
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Woman Claims Highway Patrolman Raped Her After Bogus Marijuana Stop, Made Her Play Porn On Her Phone
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Woman Caught Filming Porn in Church After Viewer Recognizes Her Boobs
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Inmate Clean Up Crew Find More Than 600 Pounds Of Weed In Roadside Ravine
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Top 10 James Brown Video Clips of All Time
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Hacking Tinder for Fun and Profit
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Study: Twitter Has Potential To ‘Induce Psychotic Symptoms’
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New Hampshire declares state of emergency over synthetic drug
‘Smacked’
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Florida’s Anti-Weed Group Calls Edibles the “New Face of Date Rape”
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Many Kenyan Men Flee To Avoid Forced Circumcisions Using Simple Tools And No Anesthesia
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German man rescued after three-day ‘autoerotic’ ordeal
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Interactive OD: Watch Prescription Opiates Kill Americans
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New Spy Tech Can Recover Voice Imprints From Physical Objects
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The Brazilian Bus Magnate Who’s Buying Up All the World’s Vinyl Records
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Two-headed Dolphin Washes Up On Beach In Turkey
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We’ve Opened the Gates of Hell – Fukushima Update
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GOP governor begs wrong group of Satanists to cancel Oklahoma City ‘black mass’
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Danzig Loses Lawsuit Over Tacky Misfits Merch
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Jello Biafra’s Vinyl Collection – Crate Diggers

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Ilsa She Wolf Of The SS (1975) Sexy Nazisploitation

 

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Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS is a 1975 American Nazi exploitation film produced in the USA. The film was directed by Don Edmonds, produced by David F. Friedman and written by Jonah Royston.

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Ilsa is Kommandant of a Nazi prison camp, who conducts sadistic scientific experimentsdesigned to demonstrate that women are more capable of enduring pain than men are, and therefore should be allowed to fight in the army. Ilsa is also portrayed as a buxom woman with a voracious sexual appetite for men. Every night, she chooses another one of her male prisoners and rapes him; however, due to her insatiable hunger, she gets disappointed when her current victim eventually ejaculates, and promptly has him castrated and put to death. Only an American prisoner, who can withhold ejaculating, manages to use her weakness to his favor.

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The film was made on the Los Angeles set of the TV series Hogan’s Heroes. The series had already been cancelled and the show’s producers let the film be made on it once they learned that a scene called for it to be burned down, saving them the cost of having it demolished.

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When Lee Frost and David F. Friedman‘s 1969 Love Camp 7 became popular in Canada, André Link and Cinepix’s John Dunning created a script for Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS. After offering to produce, Friedman agreed and brought on Dyanne Thorne to play as the titular character. Friedman is credited onscreen as “Herman Traeger”.

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Ilsa is patterned after real-life murderous female Nazi camp personnel Ilse Koch and Irma Grese.

Friedman (under the pseudonym Herman Traeger) put a notice before the film opens: “The film you are about to see is based on documented fact. The atrocities shown were conducted as “medical experiments” in special concentration camps throughout Hitler‘s Third Reich. Although these crimes against humanity are historically accurate, the characters depicted are composites of notorious Nazi personalities; and the events portrayed, have been condensed into one locality for dramatic purposes. Because of its shocking subject matter, this film is restricted to adult audiences only. We dedicate this film with the hope that these heinous crimes will never happen again.”

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Schoolgirl Report aka Schulmädchen Report 70’s German Teen Softcore Sexploitation

Ernst Hofbauer (b. 22 August 1925 Vienna, Austria – d. 24 February 1984 Munich, Germany at age 58) was an Austrian film director.

During the early 1970s, in Munich, Hofbauer teamed with Walter Boos, Wolf C. Hartwig, and Ludwig Spitaler to produce the original thirteen films under the banner Schulmadchen Report (or Schoolgirl Report); the stories were adapted from books written by Guenther Hunold, while Guenther Heller composed the film script, Klaus Werner did the camera work, and the music was handled by Gert Wilden & Orchestra. Hofbauer and Boos were referred to as the ‘Titans of Teen Libido’. The films were classified as ‘sexploitation’, and were extremely popular, seen by more than 30 million people all over the world.

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In the United States, the films were released in grindhouses and drive-ins, and the names of the films were changed to conform to American standards. Because the films focused on young girls who may have been under legal age in this country, the Schoolgirl Report series was eventually suppressed.

The Schoolgirl Report series was very interesting because the films portrayed many unknown teenagers and actresses who were vibrant, beautiful, naive, innocent, and unabashed. Most of the films related a series of vignettes to tell an interesting story. Hidden pedophile lust, co-ed skinnydipping, situations involving first-time sexual experiences, and encounters with teachers were all shown in the episodes. Interracial love affairs, male and female masturbation sequences, forced prostitution, rape, voyeurism, harmless erotic games, seduction, and erotic touching are also portrayed in the vignettes. Well-known German sex kitten Ingrid Steeger and the ever-horny Italian comic Rinaldo Talamonti play key roles in many of the vignettes. Rosl Mayr appears in almost all of the thirteen Schulmadchen Report films as an elderly lady with a comic role. She is perfectly cast as a comedic talent and is the only senior actress that plays a key element in many of the vignettes. Marie Ekorre, Sonja Jeannine, Christina Lindberg, and Birgit Tetzlaff are a few of the young actresses who titillate the audience with their erotic encounters. Friedrich von Thon conducted street interviews to discuss the plots in the vignettes, and many of the situations were followed up with a courtroom setting (the male actors were charged with statutory rape). The Schoolgirl Report films were classified as ‘soft-core’ eroticism, which is similar to the David Hamilton genre.

Ernst Hofbauer directed many erotic films in addition to the original thirteen Schulmadchen Report classics. Sex sells, and Hofbauer exploited consumer demand for R-rated movies involving young actors and actresses. He had a unique style that combined youth, eroticism, wit, and anecdote. His exploitation films of the 1970s appealed to moviegoers from all walks of life.

A chronological list of the original 13 Schoolgirl Report films follows:

  • ★ Schulmadchen Report I: What Parents Don’t Think is Possible, aka Schoolgirl Report Part I
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report II: What Keeps Parents Awake at Night, aka Schoolgirl Report Part II
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report III: What Parents Find Unthinkable, aka Schoolgirls Growing Up
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IV: What Drives Parents to Despair, aka Campus Swingers
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report V: What All Parents Should Know, aka 14 and Under
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VI: Erotic Young Lovers, aka Campus Pussycats
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VII: But Heart Needs to Be There
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VIII: What Parents Should Never Get to Know, aka Naughty Coeds
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IX: Examination Before the Matriculation
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report X: Every Girl Starts Sometime
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XI: Confessions of a Naked Virgin, aka Blue Dreams
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XII: Young Girls Need Love, aka Blue Fantasies
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XIII: Don’t Forget The Love When Having Sex

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Fuckin’ Millennials

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Archie Dies Saving His Gay Best Friend in a Shopping Mall Shooting
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Biohackers Are Engineering Yeast to Make THC
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Insane Record Collections and the People Who Own Them
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Hookah: Like Smoking 40 Cigarettes & Kissing Everybody
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Nightmare Playgrounds
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The Babushkas of Chernobyl: Defying Death for the Love of Home
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Fire therapy is burning up in China
Being burned is thought to cure stress, indigestion and even cancer
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Crystal doorknob refracted the sun’s rays and set a dressing gown on fire, destroying bedroom in $2.5m home
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UK chain removes baby sleep suits from stores after parents notice clothing covered in penis drawings
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Online game addicted young Chinese couple sells 2 newborns to buy in-game items
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The Mystery of the Blinking Mummy
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Blackest is the new black: Scientists have developed a material so dark that you can’t see it
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These Tiny Robots Are Powered by Living Tissue
Creeping machines use real skeletal muscle to power their movements
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Iron Dome: the public relations weapon
Israel says 90% success rate, expert says 5% or less
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German politician admits to using crystal meth to improve work performance
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Meet Catey Shaw: The Rebecca Black Of Brooklyn Gentrification
The Worst Things Of All Time
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The Girls Want To Play…
With Your Funnybone!

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