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Bowery To Bagdad

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‘Violence’ Becomes ‘Unruliness’ When It’s Sports Fans, Not BLM Protesters, Breaking Rules – https://t.co/KDYSyPUVgj

6 Elements of Police Spin: An Object Lesson in Copspeak
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Kansas Republican lawmaker says black people can’t handle marijuana because of ‘their genetics’ https://t.co/fzEG4TXM5F

Shocking video shows Brazilian prisoners queuing up to snort COCAINE 👃🏽❄
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Man faces 5 years for sending 3 pounds of PCP to Save the Children https://t.co/BWqYDybfzL

Data is the new lifeblood of capitalism – don’t hand corporate America control https://t.co/YF6tDrp7my

‘Google and Facebook Are Watching Our Every Move Online. It’s Time To Make Them Stop’
Hyper-targeted advertising ba… https://t.co/twqGgpjRts

Amazon Treats it’s Employees Like Shit
Maybe your city shouldn’t want the company’s new headquarters https://t.co/l0vcxxD6NF

I’m sick of the ‘Stranger Things’ kids selling me stuff
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Fuckouttahere Misfits Reunion! Not into revival acts.
Danzig is full Fat Vegas Elvis now.

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A true Black Panther superhero, not some comic book trasha-true-black-panther-superhero-not-some-comic-book-trash-https-t-co-fdblq0vkmw

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Fuck War ✌✌🏻✌🏼✌🏽✌🏾✌🏿

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Is the world gonna end because of some dude’s penile inadequacy?!

These psychedelic stickers blow AI minds
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Take it from the insiders: Silicon Valley is eating your soul
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Stop the tech madness!
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Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to squirt coffee up your asshole using this $135 glass jar https://t.co/6Fiu5y0Gr6

On Stage at Show World – The Photographs of Vivienne Maricevic https://t.co/XsqhYnxP2B

Is Pop Music Becoming Louder, Simpler and More Repetitive? https://t.co/Uti4ko8PTz

Rapper ‘dying’ for his music gets Anne Frank face tattoo
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Self-destructing thumb drives with smoke loads, glowing elements, tiny explosives https://t.co/PYDEMfAxOE

HBO, Starz, and other streaming services are cutting off parts of shots to change a film’s aspect ratio
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How Hollywood’s Conservative “Street Artists” Troll the Industry https://t.co/tY7x4VfRkH

New Yorkers Can Now Stream Over 30,000 Films for Free with Their Library Cards https://t.co/FcSwMW0BWo

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This is the only superhero film I’d ever wanna watch 💉

Dungeons & Dragons: Satanic Panic | Retro Report
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Doctor man with the world’s longest todger is cheating because he stretches his foreskin
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Cab Calloway’s “Hepster Dictionary,” a 1939 Glossary of the Lingo (the “Jive”) of the Harlem Renaissance
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Jeopardy Deducts Prize for Saying ‘Gangster’ Not ‘Gangsta’ to Prove They Are Gs https://t.co/nX4dvnS0nT

Indie Bookstores Tell Us About Their Most Stolen Books #Bukowski
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Awesome 80’s Teen Bedrooms
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Interview with a serial SWATer https://t.co/s8fkTgsIJA

The DHS has illegally stuffed America’s airports full of $1B worth shitty, malfing facial-recognition tech https://t.co/rIN2p2irms

North Korea Designed A Nuke. So Did This Truck Driver
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Subway has hit its peak and is now going the way of Blockbuster
Mystery meat, mushy and rotten vegetables
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Rudy Ray Moore, Mark Mothersbaugh, Timothy Leary, Steve Albini, David Yow in ‘Duelin’ Firemen’ https://t.co/FR4Jb9cyds

Shoplifters of the world unite!
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Police Shoot & Kill Unarmed Man In ‘Swatting’, Blame Call of Duty Gamers Instead of Trigger Happy Militarized Cops
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Lindsay Lohan, Grand Theft Auto V, the First Amendment, and the Right of Publicity https://t.co/zUNO39p51q

A prostitute gives birth and is back on the streets just 30 MINUTES later
Do you get a ‘throwing a hot dog down a hallway’ discount?… https://t.co/BcbZYqtCVz

The New Face of Meth

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Cartoon villains often speak in foreign accents, sending a dangerous message to kids about diversity
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Ayahuasca: A Skeptic’s Notes
(or The Shortcut to Eternity Leads Through Hell) https://t.co/jwKpV86Ek0

Dr. Phil Staff accused of feeding vulnerable addicts drugs & alcohol
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Video: CNN Reporter Holds Joints, Lights Bong for Pot Smoker on Live New Year’s Eve Broadcast https://t.co/rJsjrHxiRh

Piece of Shit Jeff Sessions Rescinds Policies That Have Allowed States To Legalize Pot
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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
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‘I don’t drink’ – Steve Bannon 😂😂😂

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Are you Robosexual or Robophobic?

‘Estrous females will mate with 4 to 16 males.’
American Red Squirrel

 

 

Fuck, this SUCKS! Usta see this dude all the time at the Sunset Coffee Bean #RIPWeHoJESUS

Kevin Short, West Hollywood Jesus

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Been Boycotting Disney

Sex between snow monkeys and sika deer may be ‘new behavioural tradition’ https://t.co/cVOCTY1j7f

The Legend of Milton Berle’s Supposedly Giant Dick https://t.co/b1u4iWuDXa

AI-Assisted Fake Porn Is Here and We’re All Fucked https://t.co/42RMQcTXvu

Court to Cops: Forcing a Teenager to Masturbate in Front of You Is Not Reasonable https://t.co/5ne9p6itbd

New York Met defends ‘overtly sexual’ 1938 painting as thousands sign petition to rethink display https://t.co/4bC7idd0qM

Square dancing was a racist hoax funded by Henry Ford to get white people to stop dancing to black music https://t.co/JHNvKwB8ll

This frostbitten black metal album was created by an artificial intelligence https://t.co/GsmU1syMpQ

1/3 of all Americans killed by strangers are killed by POLICE https://t.co/4Xozgj19dk

Why Your Brain Hates Other People
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Deep the Beatles!
by DADABOTS https://t.co/cPx6btGq3L

Beatles Love Me Do Promo 7″ Sells for $14,757.00
Most Expensive Single Sold on Discogs
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The real Breaking Bad: Aussie drug kingpin reveals the secrets of making ecstasy https://t.co/2CZeXu18Lq

THE COCAINE CONSUMER’S HANDBOOK
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Behold, ‘Dragon Ball Z’ Dabs Made of 3000 Grams of Pure Cannabis Extract https://t.co/vFrNuI1Yoi

Sicko has sex with his girlfriend’s overdosed CORPSE hoping it would wake her up after finding her unconscious
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Mom Has Hallucinations For A Year Before Figuring Out Bracelet With Jequirity Beads Is Culprit
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Bros go to LA city council to speak for house parties
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RIP Bruce Brown
The Endless Summer is a CLASSIC
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Henna Tattoo Allergy Leaves Man with Permanent Handlebar Mustache Scar
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The night AC/DC stormed CBGB
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Security Robot Bullied, Smeared With Feces, Forced Off Of San Francisco Streets https://t.co/v9Nta5G4is

Montclair ice cream shop’s logo stirs up controversy
“A hyper-sexualized, obviously female cow with her ass upended… https://t.co/6qvI33o81L

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Internet Arcade https://t.co/luHRxULPgX

Australian man uses Mylar snack bags as Faraday cage to block GPS tracking by employer https://t.co/MIQwpp0y9G

A unified theory for when and why memes die https://t.co/E9hIgz1wzi

Chinese Superman plunged to his death while attempting to do pullups off a skyscraper https://t.co/Zt3I21pUxX

How Email Open Tracking Quietly Took Over the Web
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EVERYTHING on the Internet is BULLSHIT! I Made My Shed the Top Rated Restaurant On TripAdvisor https://t.co/ZRnr0EIv82

Don’t Buy Anyone an Echo
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RIP AIM
AOL Instant Messenger Will Be Discontinued Tomorrow
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Domino’s pizza tracker being called into question by ‘app truthers’
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Former Facebook Exec: ‘You Don’t Realize It But You Are Being Programmed’
‘The short-term, dopamine-driven feedback… https://t.co/DhM7LUr27y

Privacy battle brewing: Are LinkNYC kiosks surveillance devices? https://t.co/PwGNwacnMo

The Man Who ‘Threw Away’ Bitcoin Now Has Over 100 Million Reasons To Dig Up Landfill Site https://t.co/l7lra4zqrL

When a Magician’s Curse Swung Boxing’s Biggest Bout
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Pharmaceutical Lingerie

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Photo by Charles Gatewood

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Hide It Or Ride It?

Harvey Weinstein Lookin’ Motherfuckerharvey-weinstein-lookin-motherfucker-httpst-coqe2rww6dns

This album keeps gettin’ better with age ‘n context –

Bill Cosby – Introduction – Downers And Uppers (From “Bill Co… https://t.co/zlHHTfHkVj

HIV-Positive Charlie Sheen Raped 13-Year-Old Corey Haim! https://t.co/E0IZ3twW3w

Man who sent prostitutes to neighbors’ door while he watched & masturbated is sentenced to 4 years in prison https://t.co/EJcRafmgwU

Parents Told Police Their Daughter Is Being Held Against Her Will In R. Kelly’s “Cult” https://t.co/sY0yrMJ3Ng

Surviving R. Kelly’s Sex Cult https://t.co/8KdOkL601O

Sexually active students must be reported to law enforcement or state officials, Ore. school district says https://t.co/islWLWXiOx

DC-Area Upskirting Cases Spiking in Past 3 Years https://t.co/t5NNk1vUg3

Nose-Picking Masturbator Terrorizes NYC Subway Riders https://t.co/Ep3y774Cce

Steven Seagal puts hand on 16-year-old Katherine Heigl’s breast https://t.co/A7iRFJBUdw

10 Best Pot Scenes In ’80s Movies
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Which Countries Use the Most Cocaine?
Albania comes in at #1 with 2.5% of it’s population cokeheads
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R.I.P Gorilla Glue, The Marijuana Strain That Lost Its Name To A Lawsuit https://t.co/QXEwQTC8we

Japanese cops bust bonsai marijuana grower https://t.co/AUgd9qg1DK

Indiana man received gift-wrapped mannequin heads stuffed with meth in the mail https://t.co/qIpggwECq0

Apparently, The Knights Templar Were Medieval Europe’s Greatest Weed Dealers https://t.co/7gYSUNGk3D

Inside ‘DrugsLab’: Why the Netherlands pays these hot young people to get high on YouTube https://t.co/nVI5UNqujs

‘Baking Soda Bombs’ Drinking Bleach Cleanse Pre Drug Test Trend for Meth Heads In South Dakota https://t.co/vB7hPdHzbR

How To Roll A Rose Blunt
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Opioid Carfentanil Blotters
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How Much Black Licorice Does It Take To Overdose? https://t.co/4JslcC3i7L

O’naturel – Paris’ First NUDE Restaurant
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Haribo Gummy Bears: sweetened with forced labor and abused animals https://t.co/nwhgV3Y9IB

Death By Caramel
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Mark Wahlberg Asked God to Forgive Him for Boogie Nights #FuckOuttaHere https://t.co/6Az2NBreoG

Papa Johns Pizza, the breakfast of Nazis https://t.co/3SlRRpaREw

Garbage In – Garbage Out
Trump Reportedly Can’t Get Enough McDonald’s at the White House https://t.co/XJTZ9nlwwi

Donald Trump found inside dog’s ear
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Shitty Drawing of the Empire State Building by Donald Trump Sells for $16,000 https://t.co/v0xINrobjB

Have you heard of the Citibike Knockout Game?
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What’s buried in Washington Square Park?
20,000 People!
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Prop Town: The Fake Rooftop Suburb that Hid a Whole WWII Airplane Factory https://t.co/YhfiFGkLwB

Strasbourg Cathedral’s Antique Graffiti
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Art galleries hit by cyber crime wave
http://theartnewspaper.comnews/galleries-lose-large-sums-to-cybercrime

Facebook founder Sean Parker unloads on Facebook “exploiting” human weakness https://t.co/gPdLzP2mIS

Robots that play with children’s emotions https://t.co/dhRQP3BnyC

‘The Winner of the Amazon Headquarters Might End Up Being the Biggest Loser’ https://t.co/B2EHilLZGI

Somebody wrote an email bot to waste scammers’ time https://t.co/eGZ6ZjY2wv

Super Hacker George Hotz—I Can Make Your Car Drive Itself for Under $1,000 https://t.co/61bZQgIrne

With Camera Permission, iPhone Apps Can Surreptitiously Take Pictures and Videos https://t.co/SgiHzaS3NY

Legendary Phone Phreak Captain Crunch (and Steve Wozniak) Write New Book: ‘Beyond the Little Blue Box’ https://t.co/SgNjgpqqEh

Boredom & The science of the wandering mind https://t.co/7HRsj4W5I5

Music and Memory – Why the music we love as teens stays with us for life https://t.co/R7ntolBYJP

Coil – Complete “Hellraiser” OST/Sessions (1985-1986)
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WANT!
Ramones Louisville Slugger

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You too can own a promotional Ramones ‘switchblade’ from 1977!
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By The Numbers: How Often Do Rappers Mention Themselves?
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To any rapper who wants to be a rock star,
please refer to the Lil Wayne rock album
(Stay in yer lane)

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Kid Rock: ‘Fuck no, I’m not running for Senate’
‘Trump is the fucking shit’ https://t.co/pk8UtBeb26

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Vampire Billionaires

 

⬤ VALIE EXPORT. Action Pants: Genital Panic. 1969
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⬤ $1,000 Bagel Is Back in New York City! 💸 https://t.co/Ott14bTW1s

⬤ Vampire Billionaires 😈💉
The Secretive Family Making Billions From the Opioid Crisis https://t.co/9momwJE2lM

⬤ E-cigs are being adapted to smoke heroin, crack cocaine and ecstasy to make detection harder https://t.co/R0YzKIaHSs

⬤ How to Win a War on Drugs https://t.co/lIXZUGd5Ks

⬤ People Are Dying Because of Ignorance, not Because of Opioids https://t.co/gDNjdtjOvF

⬤ ‘Of course it’s loaded you stupid shit’
Final words of GHB user who was fatally shot during drug-fuelled 3some https://t.co/DAchsxMHVB

⬤ RIP Mr. Lahey from Trailer Park Boys

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Equifax Deserves the Corporate Death Penalty https://t.co/c5QqC5dOEP

⬤ The opioid epidemic: How Congress and drug company lobbyists worked to neutralize the DEA https://t.co/oc9XSYb7FL

⬤ Drink Up: High Lead Levels Found in Two InfoWars Supplements https://t.co/NULFjqNnmb

⬤ Monster Marijuana Plants In Oregon
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⬤ Dumbass with ‘I love ketamine’ bumper sticker is pulled over… and busted for K https://t.co/U3XKAf7I4t

⬤ What happens when you take LSD & the visuals don’t stop?
Hallucinogen Persisting Perception Disorder
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⬤ Meth-Laced 7Up Reportedly Found in Mexico https://t.co/3fZzWhzGfx

⬤ Synthetic Pot Laced With Formaldehyde Raises Concern In Dallas https://t.co/kq1VWiVJYX

⬤ Scientists grow human mini-brains in lab then dose them with psychedelic drugs https://t.co/5pcEvEEbkR

⬤ Only A Handful Of People In History Have Ever Overdosed On LSD. This Is What Happened To Them
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⬤ An anarchist takes on the drug industry — by teaching patients to make their own meds https://t.co/BsvIygTEqQ

⬤ Deep In the Heart Of The Congo, Pygmie Tribes Are Selling Weed To Survive
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⬤ Some consider the Sajama Lines to be the largest artwork in the world
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⬤ A Visual History Of Video Companies In The 80’s #VHS https://t.co/SKXzk3rM3I

⬤ Police Reportedly Claim a Brooklyn Teen Consented to Sex in Custody. That’s Impossible. https://t.co/X8YQytpjqy

⬤ ‘Dead Serious’ Pennsylvania GOP Mayoral Candidate Determined to Enact ‘Narco Bunnies’ Plan to Sniff Out Drugs https://t.co/yQpfI4pkmd

⬤ Someone Is Trying to Knock the Dark Web Drug Trade Offline https://t.co/tuBEzvcr5u

⬤ Murderer Of Children Can’t Be Cremated To “Witches’ Sabbath” portion of Hector Berlioz’s Symphonie Fantastique https://t.co/S7rs2mGMaK

⬤ How Hippies Put on the Worst Music Festival in History https://t.co/fDBgG9Yume

⬤ Eggs are the future
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⬤ Bigfoot Dildo https://t.co/E7fNbY75T7

⬤ Is Nirvana Punk? https://t.co/Vo5SX1OTAh

⬤ Is Nirvana punk? https://t.co/daJGVF8jYQ

⬤ Did Post Malone’s “Rockstar” Get To #1 By Gaming The Billboard System? https://t.co/kUHobuzEFe

⬤ Hustler Founder Larry Flynt Offers $10M for Info Leading to Trump’s Impeachment https://t.co/TFQHLCeVBr

⬤ Harmony Korine’s Newest Stoner Comedy “The Beach Bum” Will Have Weed Smell-O-Vision https://t.co/nJdFayKLpa

⬤ Warning of ‘ecological Armageddon’ after dramatic plunge in insect numbers https://t.co/MGVNCgQ7Il

⬤ Praying mantis watching TV
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⬤ Russian Artist (best known for nailing his scrotum to the ground on Moscow’s Red Square) Burns French Bank
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⬤ How Superstitions and Myths Affect Animal Conservation https://t.co/MWRRhOJTMk

⬤ The Tree That Owns Itself 🌲
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⬤ Take A Peek Inside The Transient, Beautiful Lives Of Emerald Triangle Trimmers (Photos) #Trimmigrants https://t.co/FKCtW61jna

Pot farmer’s dreams go up in smoke during California wildfires 🔥🍁🔥 https://t.co/kmcLxRXxu7

Are Mexican Cartels Behind California’s Wildfires? https://t.co/BAxnqtuaxL

⬤ Fire, Brimstone, and Dioxin: Toxic Smoke from Wine Country Wildfires Threatens Cannabis Crop and Public Health https://t.co/EyN4KWeang

⬤ Suspects’ phones led Northwest investigators to carcasses in one of the biggest poaching cases they’ve ever seen https://t.co/H1WJ3qKKjA

⬤ Police warn 3 drugs could explode onto local streets
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⬤ Philip K. Dick’s High Life – LSD & Speed
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⬤ Magic mushrooms may ‘reset’ the brains of depressed patients https://t.co/3vohILJzL3

⬤ Mobile Phone Companies Appear To Be Selling Your Location To Almost Anyone https://t.co/79UHiAyeYT

⬤ The new urban legend ‘White Van’?
Bizarre Drone Tries To Lure Kids Off School Playground In Ohio
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⬤ Scientists Can Read a Bird’s Brain and Predict Its Next Song https://t.co/Vz8f6gT5pL

⬤ Everything Is Fake: Top 40 Pieces Of Fakery In Our World
https://t.co/eiDHkAkWWo

⬤ Adolf Hitler’s underpants have been sold for $6,737 at an auction in the US
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⬤ The Bizarre Story of How Trump Won’t Stop Claiming a Fake Renoir Painting He Owns Is Real
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⬤ Thief in a suitcase robs bus baggage in Paris https://t.co/inmb2IgpKX

⬤ War of the Worlds (1953) Pressbook
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⬤ Found: The Elaborate Coal Belt Buckles of First-Century Women Warriors https://t.co/Mm7skE6jXV

⬤ Biohacker Josiah Zayner is injecting himself with self-edited DNA at home https://t.co/TOYypD49wY

Los Angeles Eyebrows https://t.co/8irH0QYL5f

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Man behind infamous ‘alien autopsy’ video finally reveals the whole truth behind it
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⬤ Little Green Men from UFOs? POW WWII mural at Wright Patt a mystery https://t.co/NhAGBNuEC3

⬤ Controversial ‘Head Transplant’ Doctor Claims Success In Animal Experiments
https://t.co/DAo4YzKVZd

⬤ Tech bro founds a religious organization seeking “a Godhead based on Artificial Intelligence”
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⬤ Deep Purple’s “Smoke on Water” one of the first two songs to be encoded into the very fabric of life via DNA editing
https://t.co/cyWbgBtAKl

⬤ Even Pokémon Go used by extensive Russian-linked meddling effort
https://t.co/7zMsMJbDGS

⬤ How Facebook Outs Sex Workers https://t.co/MoFGGoaxoU

⬤ Can You be Hacked by the World Around You? https://t.co/qoZ7DyClav

⬤ For sale: (1) Chuck E. Cheese’s animatronic band
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⬤ Camping With John Waters and His Band of ‘Filthy Freaks’ https://t.co/0gW2fNJ36H

⬤ Weinstein: “just stand there and shut up” before reportedly ejaculating into a potted plant
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⬤ Hollywood’s long ugly history with sexual harassment https://t.co/x95ptfNZdH

⬤ Pussycat Doll ‘I Wasn’t In a Girl Group, I Was in a Prostitution Ring’: Pop Super Star Exposes Hollywood Sex Slavery
https://t.co/zhyXAAkCdu

⬤ A man with a tattoo on his forehead that reads, “I’m a pornstar & I fuck teen sluts” Arrested On Groping Allegation
https://t.co/X6Wcns5ptU

⬤ Where ‘Hitler’ doesn’t mean anything
“Hitler: Reloaded” Clothing https://t.co/q0zwUgPrkC

⬤ The Lost Worlds of Wim Wenders’s Polaroids https://t.co/4h1v5oqkzi

⬤ Who vacations in war zones?https://t.co/gltE8nphgl

⬤ Every crate digger’s nightmare:
Record store has ‘Whipped Cream and Other Delights’ and nothing else
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⬤ Someone cosplayed the Javits Center at this year’s New York Comic-Con (which is held at the Javits Center)
https://t.co/GhAyhJTxbD

⬤ Driverless Cars Are Giving Engineers a Headache
Need power for 50 to 100 laptops continuously running in the trunk https://t.co/vg3LHMMzij

⬤ The Documentary, Beats, Rhymes and Justice: Hip Hop on Rikers Island https://t.co/aSqSnGVc8M

⬤ Haah, Superchunk cover Corrosion Of Conformity ‘Mad World’
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⬤ The Insane Story of How Pimp C Hated the “Big Pimpin” Beat, Refused to Travel for Video Shoot
https://t.co/aFxcbCgeWy

⬤ Preacher Destroys Eminem and Defends Trump
https://t.co/KHVq7ORbHa

⬤ Kodak Black Diamond Teeth Wont Stop Bleeding At Dentist Office
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⬤ Young Thug Starts MAKING OUT with Lil Uzi Vert’s New YSL Chain!
Nice Marilyn Manson piece, duuude.
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The Internet Is Broken

LoL 😭😭😭

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N.J. trooper admits sharing ‘intimate photos’ of women he pulled over https://t.co/colGEF5HeX

Some Crypto-Capitalists Just Want to See the World Burn https://t.co/B1HWtLFXfH

Sex and the Swingers of the Future https://t.co/efgJgMSztH

Hackers could program sex robots to kill! https://t.co/V6D9UYmDN3

Man left unable to get an erection after being scratched by a CAT and contracting rare feline disease https://t.co/KJx4lzZdFB

Sewage workers have found a 130-tonne ball of congealed fat -dubbed a “monster fatberg” clogging a Victorian sewer https://t.co/tzul5kG6Oe

10 Rappers Who Have Killed People
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Goodbye, Pork Pie Hat: Watch Charles Mingus Get Evicted From His NYC Studio, 1966
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Alibaba Founder Jack Ma Has Set a New Bar for Tech CEO Weirdness https://t.co/YQE762MbGu

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Facebook Enabled Advertisers to Reach ‘Jew Haters’ https://t.co/PYu5aMxwCK

Approximately 5,000 bikes apparently abandoned at ‘leave no trace’ Burning Man https://t.co/ZH1QPSs3xu

Martin Shkreli

‘Pharma Bro’ Martin Shkreli Lists His Wu-Tang Album On eBay https://t.co/2cbOlJs6Ok

Julian Assange Just Showed How YouTube Censors Ron Paul for Promoting Peace—This is 1984 https://t.co/Zct46YB88r

Here’s how drugs are getting smuggled from South America to the US https://t.co/bdXe8gt4oK

Ghost Lobster caught off Maine coast https://t.co/jXu01iPgeW

 

RT @FOX2now: Police share images of the items that protesters are throwing at them https://t.co/URhr21VV8C https://t.co/fDqP4I0EAQ

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DEA Sting Uncovers $1 Million Of Meth Disguised As Phallic Candles https://t.co/3OcEtSgVhm

Mom orders a phone screen on eBay and it comes with a free bag of heroin https://t.co/LalRVRaVzw

Denver nurses suspended after opening body bag to admire size of dead man’s genitals
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Man Keeps Woman Hostage For 2 Months, Force-feeds Her Meth And Makes Her Call Him ‘the Reaper’ https://t.co/wFdSR3vooq

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Rock-Hard Doom Boner

Swipe right for … a sperm donor?
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Tinder-style online dating apps ‘lower your self-esteem’ https://t.co/zrsGrJCTmf

All mammals take ~12 seconds to poop. – Hydrodynamics of defecation https://t.co/VA6G6VpF0F

How Beauty Evolves – duck sex, dancing birds, and human orgasms https://t.co/jbwJMcmKqP

SHOCK VIDEO: Elderly Woman Attacked At ‘Block Boyz’ Pool Party in Florida, Thrown Into Pool With Her Dogs https://t.co/LNVLDPs7NT

Humans Are Pretty Great Smellers, Neuroscientist Argues https://t.co/hdkD9SdNSa

When Charities Go Horribly Wrong – CharityWatch Hall of Shame https://t.co/8XurPnMVmr

Taser will use police body camera videos “to anticipate criminal activity” https://t.co/EuANeKsQWH

Top NSA Whistleblower: Ransomware Hack Due to “Swindle of the Taxpayers” by Intelligence Agencies https://t.co/M8WjHC8hkj

Deer caught eating human remains for first time
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Everyone on Earth has been irradiated by Fukushima — “Shocking new study reveals true extent of global impact” https://t.co/gSQVwa1GNU

Why do North Koreans hate us? One reason — they remember the Korean War https://t.co/wKa3pZURX4

This Strung-Out Dope Pusher Peddled Pills for Big Pharma https://t.co/WPStfKD6wJ

The heroin business is booming in America https://t.co/F1cnlVGCcb

Cop fakes body cam footage, prosecutors drop drug charges https://t.co/UaGi4psg8d

White Cop subjected to racial taunts on the job after genetic test on Ancestry.com says he’s 18% BLACK
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When everybody realizes Walmart doesn’t have enough security to stop everybody #Looting https://t.co/rPNs1ROpmM

The ACLU to travelers: Maybe don’t go to Texas right now https://t.co/QAfTHGoWgq

You Can’t Say That on Television (Colbert Edition) https://t.co/3G7L2da8L3

Cut / Paste: The sample legacy of Computer World, Kraftwerk’s most influential album https://t.co/1vg63GcLQR

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SHOW ME YER EGGS!!!

The Pharmacist Who Tries Not to Judge You https://t.co/uf6VDXzPsj

He thought he had intestinal worms. What he actually had was Chinese food! https://t.co/oLVHW5FIBm

Police break up ‘fully-fledged’ Tube train rave with MC and sound system https://t.co/bzziwD6r6n

Thieves stealing phones in the centre of São Paulo, Brazil

GOOD RIDDANCE!
Rikers Island Could Be Closed And Replaced With Smaller Jails Around New York City https://t.co/gvOBI5SDAr

I Spent a Week Trying To Make the Broadband Lobby Answer a Simple Question About Selling Your Data https://t.co/gOYpBurzeA

The Effect of Music on Plant Growth https://t.co/gyGEqNfgDt

Dix Pix Photographer
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Ohio Woman, 23, Charged with Rape at Knifepoint of Male Cabbie
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Embracing figures at Pompeii ‘could have been gay lovers’, after scan reveals they are both men https://t.co/Hc4IKqmLCJ

“What the Media Isn’t Telling You About Yesterday’s Chemical Attack in Syria https://t.co/imb7Qikew2

The Man Who Used His Nose to Keep New York’s Subways Safe https://t.co/46m0goDr6k

Deeply Artificial Trees
Bob Ross On #LSD

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