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A Neuroscientist Explains Why Donald Trump Needs LSD
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People are freezing their genitals to ‘spice up’ their sex life – and improve their appearance
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Are ‘thigh brows’ the new cleavage? Model drops jaws with intimate folds
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Man Finds $12,000 of Cocaine In His Nestle Quik Container
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Assassin in a mini skirt #LOL
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‘Prenup’ For Sex Tapes Could Save You From Revenge Porn
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Utah Couple Charged With Drone Peeping
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Scientists Use Stem Cells To Grow Animal-Free Pork In a Lab
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Popular Painkiller Acetaminophen aka Tylenol is Proven to Dull Human Empathy and Joy
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Master Prankster Joey Skaggs on Fake News (and he should know)
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‘Racist’ Gay Porn Star with Nazi Tattoos Arrested in Texas Meth Raid
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Live Cockroach Pulled From Inside Indian Woman’s Skull
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Bacterial infection linked to rat urine in NYC 🐀☣
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Disease ‘superspreaders’ accounted for nearly two-thirds of Ebola cases, study finds
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2 Women Try To Sneak 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Into U.S.
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Vintage guitar ads featuring hot chicks with big hair
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Sex doesn’t sell any more, activism does. And don’t the big brands know it
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Meet The London Punks That Grew Up
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New York Governor Cuomo Opposes Legal Weed, While Helping His Alcohol Industry Donors
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TSA employees arrested for cocaine smuggling
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Illegal Drug Trade Essential to Geopolitics, Says Former Diplomat
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Trump Singles – A Dating Site Catering Exclusively to Trump Supporters
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Andvinyly – Press your ashes into a vinyl record
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Stalkscan makes it easy to do highly specific searches on Facebook
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Your Personal Facebook Live Videos Can Legally End Up on TV
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Longtime SF DJ Builds Online Archive Of ’80s And ’90s Club Mixes From Long-Gone Nightclubs
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The Move’s Magnetic Waves of Sound (or ‘The Move: Most Underrated Band of All Freaking Time?’)
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Getting All Your News From Facebook Is Like Eating Only Potato Chips
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Match.com lonely heart ‘kept as slave after falling for man she met on dating website’
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The Andy Warhol episode of ‘The Love Boat’
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Face Recognition + Mandatory Police Body Cameras = Mass Surveillance
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Army Lifts Ban on Dreadlocks #Irie
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‘Puff, puff, pass’: How dolphins are using blowfish to get high
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Yugoslavian Computer Magazine Cover Girls of the 1980s-90s
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Excessive Radiation Inside Fukushima Fries Clean-Up Robot
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The theory that smoking banana peels will get you high is one of the original pieces of fake news 🍌💨
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John Waters: ‘A new kind of anarchy is going to happen next’
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A Russian woman claims a Pokemon Go monster raped her as she slept dailym.ai/2aO5mK8

Judge bans Florida man from ordering pizza
‘made calls to the businesses just to tell them their pizza was gross’
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Popular Sex Toy Caught Sending Intimate Data To Manufacturer fusion.net/story/334603/s…

Desiigner’s Timmy Turner Backwards (Hidden Satanic Message)

Online Drug Sales Triple After Silk Road Closure #WhackAMole nbcnews.to/2aWFLO9

100 million VWs can be unlocked with a $40 cracker (and other cars aren’t much better) boingboing.net/2016/08/11/100…

‘The Real Battle Is, Who’s Going to Own the Energy Supply?’ Big Energy vs Renewables fair.org/home/the-real-…

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Currently Watchin’: Turn Me On, God Dammit (2011) Norwegian Teen Film

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Snapchat me that Hot Pocket…if it’s cool

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RIP David Bowie

The 10 Hottest Words to Say to a Woman #8 ‘Hot Pocket’ menshealth.com/sex-women/10-h…

VR porn is here and it’s scary how realistic it is mashable.com/2016/01/08/nau…

Popular ‘brain training’ site Lumosity faces $2 million fine for false promises bit.ly/22KLi00

How Iggy Azalea mastered her ‘blaccent’ washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2…

Speaker inserted into the vagina plays music for the unborn gu.com/p/4fgt6/stw

 

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Lawyers Challenge Lewdness Arrests at Port Authority Bus Terminal
Shaking Off Or Jerking Off?
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7 Household Objects That Guys Can Jerk Off With. Safely.
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Don’t Stroke Your Cat- It Stresses Them Out!
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European Union Bans New Wave of Research Chemicals
Methoxetamine, AH 7921, 25I-NBOMe and MDPV
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Designer Drugs In Over-The-Counter Nutrition Supplements
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New Legal Drug Etizolam, With Effects Similar To Xanax & Valium, Gains Popularity Among Teens
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Drinking Water Contaminated By Excreted Drugs A Growing Concern
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Massachusetts Woman Stashed Heroin & Pills Under Butt Enhancer
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Teen Mom Mailed Drugs Behind Stamps In Jail Love Letters
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Silk Road Lawyers Poke Holes in FBI’s Story
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Keeping It Up in the Porn Industry
Widespread ED med use & priapism
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Lab Grown Penises From The Scientists That Brought You Lab Grown Vaginas
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Kate Moss ‘shovelled up so much cocaine and vodka friends nicknamed her THE TANK’
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How Animals Get High
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Here’s a List of the Biggest Donors to the Anti-Pot Lobby #FuckCVS
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When DMT Equals Killing the Environment
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Smart And Smarter Drugs
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The Seizure Medication That Turns You Into a Poet
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5 Percent of Religious Americans Routinely Try to Fool God
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Self-Driving Cars – The Next Terrorism Threat?
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After Feigning Love For Egyptian Democracy, U.S. Back To Openly Supporting Tyranny
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Hundreds of NYC Pay Phones Have Been Tracking You for Months
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ComputerCOP: The Dubious ‘Internet Safety Software’ That Hundreds of Police Agencies Have Distributed to Families
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Is Octopus Too Intelligent For You To Ethically Eat?
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Chinese Student Crushed to Death by Malfunctioning Elevator [Video]
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The Final Days of the 64 Year Old Prolific German Graffiti Artist OZ
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List Of Common Misconceptions
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Ilsa She Wolf Of The SS (1975) Sexy Nazisploitation

 

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Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS is a 1975 American Nazi exploitation film produced in the USA. The film was directed by Don Edmonds, produced by David F. Friedman and written by Jonah Royston.

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Ilsa is Kommandant of a Nazi prison camp, who conducts sadistic scientific experimentsdesigned to demonstrate that women are more capable of enduring pain than men are, and therefore should be allowed to fight in the army. Ilsa is also portrayed as a buxom woman with a voracious sexual appetite for men. Every night, she chooses another one of her male prisoners and rapes him; however, due to her insatiable hunger, she gets disappointed when her current victim eventually ejaculates, and promptly has him castrated and put to death. Only an American prisoner, who can withhold ejaculating, manages to use her weakness to his favor.

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The film was made on the Los Angeles set of the TV series Hogan’s Heroes. The series had already been cancelled and the show’s producers let the film be made on it once they learned that a scene called for it to be burned down, saving them the cost of having it demolished.

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When Lee Frost and David F. Friedman‘s 1969 Love Camp 7 became popular in Canada, André Link and Cinepix’s John Dunning created a script for Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS. After offering to produce, Friedman agreed and brought on Dyanne Thorne to play as the titular character. Friedman is credited onscreen as “Herman Traeger”.

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Ilsa is patterned after real-life murderous female Nazi camp personnel Ilse Koch and Irma Grese.

Friedman (under the pseudonym Herman Traeger) put a notice before the film opens: “The film you are about to see is based on documented fact. The atrocities shown were conducted as “medical experiments” in special concentration camps throughout Hitler‘s Third Reich. Although these crimes against humanity are historically accurate, the characters depicted are composites of notorious Nazi personalities; and the events portrayed, have been condensed into one locality for dramatic purposes. Because of its shocking subject matter, this film is restricted to adult audiences only. We dedicate this film with the hope that these heinous crimes will never happen again.”

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The Obscene Shape Of Things To Come

 

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Japanese Artist Arrested for “distributing data that could create an obscene shape through a 3D printer” #Vagina
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Even the Gorillas and Bears in Our Zoos Are Hooked on Prozac
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Rent-a-Narc Drug Sniffing Dogs Help Parents Find Troubled Kid’s Stashes
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Cocaine Ewok
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How a Banker Introduced ‘Magic Mushrooms’ to the West
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I Took Shrooms and Nude Modeled
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Losing Your Virginity: A Better Experience Now Than 20 Years Ago, Says Science
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Resident Discovers Home Was Once Serial Killer’s ‘Torture Chamber’
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Disgraced Chinese Official Stashed Porn Under Buddha Shrine
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Scottish mayor steps down after being banned from all 36 pubs in his town
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Catholic priest arrested in Italy for suspected drug dealing, said cocaine was self-prescribed for depression
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Finally, a male contraceptive: behold the polyester ball cozy!
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When the U.S. Almost Nuked the Moon
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The shameful secret behind the popularity of spy movies
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Almost everyone involved in developing Tor was (or is) funded by the US government
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How unique and trackable is your web browser?
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Don’t Send Your Kid to the Ivy League
The nation’s top colleges are turning our kids into zombies
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Adult Sex Workers Are Arrested When We “Think Of The Children”
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Before They Were Famous: Head Shots of Future Adult Film Stars
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Four-winged dinosaur is ‘biggest ever’
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Using DNA to find a perfect mate? New dating site uses DNA tests to gauge ‘biological compatibility’
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Tinder Guys With Tigers
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Lounge Chair In Abandoned Home Turned Into Massive Yellow Jacket Nest
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Schoolgirl Report aka Schulmädchen Report 70’s German Teen Softcore Sexploitation

Ernst Hofbauer (b. 22 August 1925 Vienna, Austria – d. 24 February 1984 Munich, Germany at age 58) was an Austrian film director.

During the early 1970s, in Munich, Hofbauer teamed with Walter Boos, Wolf C. Hartwig, and Ludwig Spitaler to produce the original thirteen films under the banner Schulmadchen Report (or Schoolgirl Report); the stories were adapted from books written by Guenther Hunold, while Guenther Heller composed the film script, Klaus Werner did the camera work, and the music was handled by Gert Wilden & Orchestra. Hofbauer and Boos were referred to as the ‘Titans of Teen Libido’. The films were classified as ‘sexploitation’, and were extremely popular, seen by more than 30 million people all over the world.

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In the United States, the films were released in grindhouses and drive-ins, and the names of the films were changed to conform to American standards. Because the films focused on young girls who may have been under legal age in this country, the Schoolgirl Report series was eventually suppressed.

The Schoolgirl Report series was very interesting because the films portrayed many unknown teenagers and actresses who were vibrant, beautiful, naive, innocent, and unabashed. Most of the films related a series of vignettes to tell an interesting story. Hidden pedophile lust, co-ed skinnydipping, situations involving first-time sexual experiences, and encounters with teachers were all shown in the episodes. Interracial love affairs, male and female masturbation sequences, forced prostitution, rape, voyeurism, harmless erotic games, seduction, and erotic touching are also portrayed in the vignettes. Well-known German sex kitten Ingrid Steeger and the ever-horny Italian comic Rinaldo Talamonti play key roles in many of the vignettes. Rosl Mayr appears in almost all of the thirteen Schulmadchen Report films as an elderly lady with a comic role. She is perfectly cast as a comedic talent and is the only senior actress that plays a key element in many of the vignettes. Marie Ekorre, Sonja Jeannine, Christina Lindberg, and Birgit Tetzlaff are a few of the young actresses who titillate the audience with their erotic encounters. Friedrich von Thon conducted street interviews to discuss the plots in the vignettes, and many of the situations were followed up with a courtroom setting (the male actors were charged with statutory rape). The Schoolgirl Report films were classified as ‘soft-core’ eroticism, which is similar to the David Hamilton genre.

Ernst Hofbauer directed many erotic films in addition to the original thirteen Schulmadchen Report classics. Sex sells, and Hofbauer exploited consumer demand for R-rated movies involving young actors and actresses. He had a unique style that combined youth, eroticism, wit, and anecdote. His exploitation films of the 1970s appealed to moviegoers from all walks of life.

A chronological list of the original 13 Schoolgirl Report films follows:

  • ★ Schulmadchen Report I: What Parents Don’t Think is Possible, aka Schoolgirl Report Part I
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report II: What Keeps Parents Awake at Night, aka Schoolgirl Report Part II
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report III: What Parents Find Unthinkable, aka Schoolgirls Growing Up
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IV: What Drives Parents to Despair, aka Campus Swingers
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report V: What All Parents Should Know, aka 14 and Under
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VI: Erotic Young Lovers, aka Campus Pussycats
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VII: But Heart Needs to Be There
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VIII: What Parents Should Never Get to Know, aka Naughty Coeds
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IX: Examination Before the Matriculation
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report X: Every Girl Starts Sometime
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XI: Confessions of a Naked Virgin, aka Blue Dreams
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XII: Young Girls Need Love, aka Blue Fantasies
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XIII: Don’t Forget The Love When Having Sex

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Archie Dies Saving His Gay Best Friend in a Shopping Mall Shooting
#RIPArchie
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Biohackers Are Engineering Yeast to Make THC
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Insane Record Collections and the People Who Own Them
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Hookah: Like Smoking 40 Cigarettes & Kissing Everybody
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Nightmare Playgrounds
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The Babushkas of Chernobyl: Defying Death for the Love of Home
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Fire therapy is burning up in China
Being burned is thought to cure stress, indigestion and even cancer
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Crystal doorknob refracted the sun’s rays and set a dressing gown on fire, destroying bedroom in $2.5m home
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UK chain removes baby sleep suits from stores after parents notice clothing covered in penis drawings
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Online game addicted young Chinese couple sells 2 newborns to buy in-game items
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The Mystery of the Blinking Mummy
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Blackest is the new black: Scientists have developed a material so dark that you can’t see it
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These Tiny Robots Are Powered by Living Tissue
Creeping machines use real skeletal muscle to power their movements
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Iron Dome: the public relations weapon
Israel says 90% success rate, expert says 5% or less
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German politician admits to using crystal meth to improve work performance
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Meet Catey Shaw: The Rebecca Black Of Brooklyn Gentrification
The Worst Things Of All Time
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