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  • Eric Spiegelman put together this amazing stream of 130 photos of Obama posing with dignitaries during this week’s U.N. meetings (long video after the jump). And Obama’s smile never changes. Of course you may suspect some Photoshopping, but Spiegelman defends himself by directing us to the State Department’s flickr site.
  • New information from Norwegian police has made clear the real scale of a shooting at a youth gathering on Utoya Island in Norway: more than 80 dead and dozens wounded.

    ­A gunman disguised as a police officer started shooting on Utoya Island just outside Oslo, where youth were attending a Labor Party conference. Many ran for their lives, some jumping into the water in an attempt to reach the mainland. Law enforcement officials say the consequences of the attack are catastrophic: at least 80 lives lost, and dozens more wounded. The police did not rule out that there might be more victims.

    Locals who tried to rescue some of the injured claimed they saw dozens of bodies in the water.

    Undetonated explosives were also found on the island, where some 700 teenagers had gathered for a political rally.

  • “ASC [Altered States of Consciousness] are only possible because of a normal waking state of consciousness. I propose that it is the role which [endogenous tryptamines including DMT] play in our waking awareness which allows them to play a role in the ASC as well.” (“Endogenous hallucinogens as ligands of the trace amine receptors: A possible role in sensory perception,” J.V. Wallach, Medical Hypotheses 72 (2009) 91–94. doi:10.1016/j.mehy.2008.07.052. 94). In this case, if endogenous DMT is in part responsible for how we experience waking life (visually), it follows that altered and normal states of consciousness might not be so radically divergent as we might be led to believe. It also stands to reason that if conscious experience has no intrinsic meaning, altered states of consciousness are no more intrinsically meaningful than waking life.
  • “Children need to encounter risks and overcome fears on the playground,” said Ellen Sandseter, a professor of psychology at Queen Maud University in Norway. “I think monkey bars and tall slides are great. As playgrounds become more and more boring, these are some of the few features that still can give children thrilling experiences with heights and high speed.”
  • What Rick Ehlert did aboard a cruise ship in November was stupid, his attorney says.

    Ehlert admits he got drunk aboard the MS Ryndam, broke into a control room and deployed the ship’s anchor early in the morning, Daniel L. Castillo said. “I guess he thought it was a big joke.”

    Castillo added, “He’s got a lot of money. It was a silly thing to do. It’s silly. He’s not denying he did it.”

  • Something happened to Dylan’s Google account, and it’s been disabled. He doesn’t know what happened to the account, and no one at Google with the power to help him is interested in acknowledging the problem or letting him back in to the cloud-based services where all of his correspondence and much of the digital trail from the last few years of his life is stored. Google doesn’t own Twitter, though (yet), and he has taken to Twitter to try to draw attention to his problem and urge anyone who will listen not to trust Google with their digital lives.
  • Forget a five finger discount — a group of women caught on surveillance video robbing a Florida liquor store used their thighs to carry away the booze they lifted.
  • A new filing in the King Lincoln Bronzeville v. Blackwell case includes a copy of the Ohio Secretary of State election production system configuration that was in use in Ohio’s 2004 presidential election when there was a sudden and unexpected shift in votes for George W. Bush.

    The filing also includes the revealing deposition of the late Michael Connell. Connell served as the IT guru for the Bush family and Karl Rove. Connell ran the private IT firm GovTech that created the controversial system that transferred Ohio’s vote count late on election night 2004 to a partisan Republican server site in Chattanooga, Tennessee owned by SmarTech. That is when the vote shift happened, not predicted by the exit polls, that led to Bush’s unexpected victory. Connell died a month and a half after giving this deposition in a suspicious small plane crash.

  • To the madcap music of “Yakety Sax,” the video shows correction officers chasing a jumpsuit-clad inmate through Albany County jail corridors and stairways. The action is speeded up, lending the attempted escape the feel of a Keystone Kops comedy.

    Sheriff’s officials were not amused.

  • Scientists have created more than 150 human-animal hybrid embryos in British laboratories.

    The hybrids have been produced secretively over the past three years by researchers looking into possible cures for a wide range of diseases.

    The revelation comes just a day after a committee of scientists warned of a nightmare ‘Planet of the Apes’ scenario in which work on human-animal creations goes too far.

  • Prior to this research, most scientists have believed that the sudden extinction of nearly half of all life forms on the planet was due solely to the emissions from volcanic eruptions that were occurring in what was to become the Atlantic Ocean. Ruhl et al contend that instead, what happened, was that the small amount of atmospheric heating that occurred due to the exhaust from the volcanoes, caused the oceans to warm as well, leading to the melting of ice crystals at the bottom of the sea that were holding on to methane created by the millions of years of decomposing sea life. When the ice crystals melted, methane was released, which in turn caused the planet to warm even more, which led to more methane release in a chain reaction, that Ruhl says, was the real reason for the mass extinction that led to the next phase in world history, the rise of dinosaurs.
  • Ronald Tackman, a convicted New York robber and notorious prison-breaker famously told police he held up stores like Dunkin’ Donuts just blocks from home because he was “lazy,” The New York Post reported. But the Upper East Side stick-up artist was no slouch when it came to his elaborate escapes.

    Tackman last gave law enforcement the slip in 2009, when he was transported to court from Riker’s Island wearing a three-piece suit but no metal bracelets. The uncuffed criminal strolled out after noticing the door to the 12th floor holding cell was open. He found his way to the lobby and was shown the door by an officer who mistook him for a lawyer, The Post notes.
    Thanks Nico Dios

  • Just how did the term “Duck and Cover” become universal shorthand for the paranoid excesses of the Cold War and for every geo-political panic attack since? How did the image of a pith-helmet-wearing cartoon turtle named Bert become as lasting a symbol of this dark era as the yellow and black fallout shelter signs that still adorn many buildings around the United States?
  • Members of a tagging crew allegedly responsible for more than 1,600 pieces of graffiti vandalism were arrested Wednesday by authorities serving search warrants at houses in cities across southwest Los Angeles County.

    Eight people, including one juvenile, were charged with causing more than $100,000 in vandalism to schools and Metro bus and rail systems, according to a report from the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. All are alleged members of the ASC — Art Sex Crime — tagging crew.
    Thanks Brendan Donnelly

  • Scientists have so far identified about 20 hard-wired, evolved “adaptations” as the building blocks of religion. Like attachment, they are mechanisms that underlie human interactions: Brain-imaging studies at the National Institutes of Health showed that when test subjects were read statements about religion and asked to agree or disagree, the same brain networks that process human social behavior — our ability to negotiate relationships with others — were engaged.

    Among the psychological adaptations related to religion are our need for reciprocity, our tendency to attribute unknown events to human agency, our capacity for romantic love, our fierce “out-group” hatreds and just as fierce loyalties to the in groups of kin and allies. Religion hijacks these traits. The rivalry between Sunni and Shiite Muslims, for example, or the doctrinal battles between Protestant and Catholic reflect our “groupish” tendencies.

  • Police said they spotted Dunn and Jefferson sitting at the playground, the young children on the ground next to them. As officers approached them, police said they spotted an empty 40-ounce bottle of Steel Reserve beer on the ground beside the boy. They said a baby bottle next to the baby contained a dark liquid that smelled strongly of an alcohol beverage. Dunn was identified as the children’s mother.

    Police said witnesses told them that Jefferson had handed the bottle of beer to the boy and ordered him to chug it. When he had finished it police said Jefferson called the boy an alcoholic.

    Both children were taken to Bridgeport Hospital where police said both the boy and girl tested positive for alcohol and the 10-month-old also had cocaine in her system. While being examined, police said the 4-year-old told a social worker he likes, “Natural Ice beer, Budweiser beer, but didn’t like the taste of Dog-Bite beer.”

  • Norway’s Ministry of Finance announced that the Norway Oil Fund divested from Africa-Israel Investments and Danya Cebus Ltd. on Monday.

    The reason given is the companies’ construction in the West Bank.

    The Norwegian Finance Ministry said, “The ethics council stresses that construction of settlements in the occupied territories violates the decision of the Geneva convention regarding defense of civilians during war time. Several decisions of the UN Security Council and the International Court of Justice have reached the conclusion that construction of Israeli settlements in the Palestinian territories is prohibited.”

  • What if you were chatting with someone on OKCupid and they’re all like “I love kids too!” and then they showed up on your first face-to-face date wearing one of these shirts? Would you smooch them anyway? I’d at least think about it… Hey, it’s hard out there for a single lady!
    Thanks Carlen Altman.
  • Civil libertarians are raising the alarm over the state’s plans to create a Big Brother database that could map drivers’ whereabouts with police cruiser-mounted scanners that capture thousands of license plates per hour — storing that information indefinitely where local cops, staties, feds and prosecutors could access it as they choose.

    “What kind of a society are we creating here?” asked civil rights lawyer Harvey Silverglate, who along with the ACLU fears police abuse. “There comes a point where the surveillance is so pervasive and total that it’s a misnomer to call a society free any longer.”

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Beastiality Bed ‘n Breakfast

  • a 16-year-old Arkansas boy is suing his mother for hacking into his Facebook account and allegedly posting slanderous remarks.
  • Police say a Pennsylvania father went to his son’s elementary school to retrieve nearly four ounces of marijuana from the kindergartner’s Elmo backpack.
  • Two billboards in Marsa advertising the Pope’s visit to Malta got the unlikely addition of two stencilled images of what looks like a panda. It is not clear why the “artist” in question juxtaposed the bears with the Pope. The organising committee was alerted yesterday morning and it plans to erase the images.
  • Consider this a public service announcement for you youngsters out there. As the following video illustrates, you should never take acid before going to the Boston airport if you’re young and stupid and can’t hold your acid
  • Mary Dennis, a 38-year-old mom from Clark County, Indiana, was going through a divorce and admitted to police that it was a “crazy time in her life.” So she decided to make it even crazier by inviting her daughter’s teenage friends over for group sex… The bashes began last September, when Dennis began hosting boys for sessions of drink and getting naked. She knew her 13-year-old daughter was having sex with at least two boys, and it seems mom wanted to get in on the act. Over time, police say Dennis sexed up seven boys. Her daughter told police she once walked past mom’s bedroom to find her having sex with one boy while two others watched. Dennis also carried on a multiple-month relationship with one boy who eventually came to see himself as the man of the house.
  • “I’ve been spending some time cleaning out my studio, and when I found these 70’s vintage Popy toy catalogs, I felt the need to scan-and-share. Aside from the obvious and gratuitous display of voluptuous toy pr0n, I’m digging the photography and graphic design, which, like pretty much everything from Japan, goes that extra mile to make even the most simple piece of promo/commercial ephemera look irresistible. Just look at that type treatment! Probably hand-drawn, too. The JM (standing for “Jumbo Machinder”) shield/stamp on the back is wonderful too.”
  • From the perspective of a war planner or soldier, the feral city is also spatially impenetrable, a maze resistant to aerial mapping. Indeed, its “buildings, other structures, and subterranean spaces, would offer nearly perfect protection from overhead sensors, whether satellites or unmanned aerial vehicles,” Norton writes. This is something Russell W. Glenn, formerly of the RAND Corporation—an Air Force think tank based in Southern California—calls “combat in Hell.” In his 1996 report of that name, Glenn pointed out that “urban terrain confronts military commanders with a synergism of difficulties rarely found in other environments,” many of which are technological. For instance, the effects of radio communications and global positioning systems can be radically limited by dense concentrations of architecture, turning what might otherwise be an exotic experience of pedestrian urbanism into a claustrophobic labyrinth inhabited by unseen enemy combatants.
  • A Twin Falls woman convicted of forcing a 13-year-old boy to touch her breasts was sentenced Monday to life in prison.
  • Is there a “Cow Tunnel” somewhere beneath 12th Avenue right now, just waiting for landmark designation? According to Edible Geography, historian Betty Fussel discovered that cattle traffic was so heavy in the 1870s that a tunnel was built to increase the flow to slaughterhouses along 12th Avenue and 34th Street. The underground passages were eventually made redundant when refrigerated train cars were introduced, but they’re rumored to still be there!
  • Cult figure Kim Fowley, record producer, rock impresario, songwriter and musician. Manager of The Runaways, Animal Man and the original Mayor of the Sunset Strip. “One of the most colorful characters in the annals of rock & roll.” Thrill to gossipy stories of Sly Stone and Doris Day; Sonny and Cher; Cat Stevens, Led Zeppelin, Gene Vincent and more.
  • Olympic Governing Body Under Fire; 36 Swim Coaches Banned for Life Because of Sexual Misconduct with Teens
  • Over the next five days, she was sexually assaulted three times by Seagal at a house “many miles from New Orleans in a remote rural area of Jefferson Parish,” the suit said. Seagal also kept “two young Russian ‘attendants’ on staff who were available for his sexual needs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week,” it said.
  • The system that Lower Merion school officials used to track lost and stolen laptops wound up secretly capturing thousands of images, including photographs of students in their homes, Web sites they visited, and excerpts of their online chats, says a new motion filed in a suit against the district.
  • But perhaps one of the most fascinating, feverishly-rumoured tales about the band concerns a stash of drugs John Lennon supposedly buried in his garden in 1967. The rock legend is said to have dug a hole for a vast quantity of LSD at Kenwood, in Weybridge, Surrey only to then forget where he’d put them, leaving the illegal bounty hidden underground forever. It has now emerged that a group of builders working at the estate, where Lennon lived between 1964 and 1968, have made an amazing and potentially decisive discovery while digging up the lawn. They are reported to have found a leather holdall containing several large, broken glass bottles, plus one that has not smashed.
  • The new highs include substances such as MDPV, methylone and butylone. All of them mimic the effects of other, better-known drugs, such as cocaine and ecstasy.
  • A coca-based soft drink went on sale in Bolivia this week. Coca Colla, made from the coca leaf and named after Bolivia’s indigenous Colla people, is the latest manifestation of President Evo Morales’ quest to expand legal markets for coca products.
  • RIP. CARNIVORE!
  • “This stuff is just truly bizarre,” he said. “These were mice that had their tails cut off, they were smothered in Vaseline and they had string tied around them.”
    Thanks Teddy.
  • #1: Goth

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Weird Statues in Children’s Recreational Parks
Open a beer bottle with another beer bottle
Contortion
Russian Scientists Claim to Invent Drug-Free Cannabis, Suggest it to Replace Wild Cannabis Worldwide – NEWS – MOSNEWS.COM
Bitten by the Nuclear Dragon
Japanese Extreme Wake Up Pranks
China Death Bus
Damn Birds Online Game
Wolphin
The Most Expensive Lemon
“It was a sweet ride turned sour: a $1.7-million Mercedes-Benz roadster that died after cruising 10 blocks. That works out to $170,000 a block ‚Äî perhaps the most expensive test drive on record.”
Goo Shooter Controls Crowds
Kicks of the Week
Real Shitty Coffee
The Feejee Mermaid
ASFR (alt.sex.fetish.robots)
The Sumo Rustler
Big enough for you?
No sex please, robot, just clean the floor
“Although the nightmare vision of a Terminator world controlled by machines may seem fanciful, scientists believe the boundaries for human-robot interaction must be set now ‚Äî before super-intelligent robots develop beyond our control.”
Nigga Done Got His Head Buss
Regular Shit Nigga Wanted To Pop Off They Ate His Food(Slashed Him)
SweetMuscle Bodybuilder Women Nudes
Japanese Sex Slang
Teenage vandals gone wild
Crush, Kill, DESTROY!!!
Insane Japanese kid playing music game
Court: 15-year-old girls can marry
Colorado recognizes common-law marriages
500 Person Japanese Orgy
More Eyeballs
Karlil – Drank Boy
Zuiikin Gals II
Exercise x Engrish = Fun!
Hot trend: The Leak
Wheelchair Crowdsurfer
The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards!
Rate Celebrity Plastic Surgery
NYC Carved Creatures
“Gnomes, monsters, devils and creatures of all shapes, sizes and expressions lurk over doorways all over town. Purely decorative in intent, they differ from gargoyles, whose purpose is to funnel water off rooves.”
Genpets.com – Bioengineered Buddies!
World’s oldest condom
A turtle in the Ozarks is terribly deformed by living trapped in a 6 pack ring
White Women on Opium Den 1892
Police don’t have to knock, justices say
“The Supreme Court ruled Thursday that police armed with a warrant can barge into homes and seize evidence even if they don’t knock, a huge government victory that was decided by President Bush’s new justices.”
Elephants crush town
“In what appears to be a case of elephants retaliating against humans, hundreds of villagers have taken refuge on boats in Bangladesh after their homes were destroyed by rampaging pachyderms, local officials said on Wednesday.”
Government Increasingly Turning to Data Mining
“Privacy advocates say the practice exposes ordinary people to ever more scrutiny by authorities while skirting legal protections designed to limit the government’s collection and use of personal data.”
Hiroshima miniture model – before and after
Students Arrested After Videotape Of Fight Surfaces On MySpace.com
Jack the cat chases black bear up tree
Drug Warriors Push Eye-Eating Fungus
Backs to the future
New analysis of the language and gesture of South America’s indigenous Aymara people indicates a reverse concept of time.
Drug caches found in Home Depot vanities
Without a Trace – Teen Orgy
This is what CBS is getting sued $3.3 million for…
CBS Stations: Indecency Complaints Invalid
“Virtually none of those who complained to the Federal Communications Commission about the teen drama Without A Trace actually saw the episode in question, CBS affiliates said as they asked the agency to rescind its proposed record indecency fine of $3.3
Burzum short film
Silicone Injected Penis
The Frito Bandito
BUTTOCKS IN THE HISTORY OF ART
Robby The Robot
“Satin”-ic Graffiti News Report
“Cuz I’m a punk, that’s what I do.”
MyHeritage face recognition : Find the Celebrity in You‚Ñ¢
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
How to Blow Smoke Rings
50 Dumbest Rock-Star Extravagances
Phallus Gallery – phallic art in the days of Pompeii, Italy.
Homeland Security accepts fake ID
Bunny the Tap Dancer
Holy Fuckin’ Christ!
Metal Band at Retarted Party
OMFG!!!
Women Run Obstacle Course Hypnotized so Sounds Cause Orgasms
Hard Gay Meets Kids
Koala Fight!
Chimp Hosts Talk Show, Gets Fresh With Guest
Improv Everywhere Mission: Best Buy
50 people dress up like Besy Buy employees and mob a store.
Rainy season brings glow-in-the-dark mushrooms
Most Tattooed Man – Lucky Diamond Rich
Elephant Drive-In
One minute, harmony; the next, chimp mayhem
Monkey Brawl!
Pole Dancer Takes A Tumble
The Cake Song.
This shit WILL get stuck in yer head!
C’mon Fatso, And Just Bust A Move
The Remix!
Help solve the mystery
“There are about 50 slides in all- all dating from between 1959 and 1969 and all of young women. Some, like the ones here have letters written on their foreheads…”
Prosecutor: While cameras rolled, N.C. trio castrated willing men
Whatever You Do Don’t Watch This!
I warned you!
Disposable: A History of Skateboard Art – Online Galleries
MATRIX.NEO VERSUS ROBOCOP
DIY Bush Impeachment
Before Prohibition: Images from the preprohibition era
Boomin’ System!
Spectator throws cyclist off a bridge
Randy Johnson hates birds
give us all your money
Reporter Attacked!!
Mister Softee Dies
The Monkey Chow Diaries
“But can a human subsist on a constant diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys do? For the good of human kind, I’m about to find out. On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: “a complete and bala
Hamburger or Tuna Melt?
Fuck Myspace, We’re Deleting Our Profile
Iron Maiden – Number of the beast
Pirate Party of the United States
200 lt Diet Coke x 500 Mentos
In vitro meat
Oink!
The Ultimate Thing Costume
Fantastic Four Costume Made of Real Rocks!
ILoveAnything.Com
Crystal Cave of the Giants
Love at First Bite
“I put my ring finger in Clive‚Äôs mouth and he put his ring finger in my mouth with our teeth resting right on the last joint. We looked in each other‚Äôs eyes, nodded, and bit down as hard as we could. It was a little disappointing because we couldn‚Äôt
Rubber Urinal Suit
345 horsepower, 5.7-liter HEMI V-8 engine powered Barbeque
A REAL Man’s BBQ! Also check out the Hemi Big Wheel.
Vespa mandarinia
The Asian Giant Hornet
Watch it shred: PRI-MAX vs. BMW
Angels & Demons
6/6/6
Ooooof!
Never Not Working Sighting
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Snitch On A Terrorist – Get A Suitcase Fulla Cash!
Morgellons Update!
“One San Francisco woman describes “tiny green shrimp” that come from her face, and she said she saw a fly pop out of her right eye.”
Secret Fun Spot
Chinatown Bus Drama (Translated)
Thnx Esteban Potencias!
Bag Ladies
Famous Navels – free celebrity belly buttons – thousands of navel pictures
Girls + Toilets
3D Space Invaders
Eyeball stickers on Grand St.
Deadly kites banned in Pakistan city
Love Bald Bush!
WWII’s Kilroy Was Here , The inside info on how the legend started
Baby’s death blamed on 2nd hand crack smoke
The Oops list
Crashes galore
Photographing Squirrels
Squirrels With Cameras
Tiger & Piglets
Monkey Do
Buildings of Disaster
Buildings of Disaster are miniature replicas of famous structures where some tragic or terrible events happened to take place.
Switch to heavy metal signals danger
War between the Judas Priest and Evil Warriors gangs
Was the 2004 Election Stolen?
Republicans prevented more than 350,000 voters in Ohio from casting ballots or having their votes counted — enough to have put John Kerry in the White House.
Chat Rooms
Dream Body
Sex in the MRI
2 goat heads + 1 coconut + 1 pentagram = ?
Is It Raining Aliens?
Nearly 50 tons of mysterious red particles showered India in 2001. Now the race is on to figure out what the heck they are.
Raw Horseflesh Ice Cream
Mmmmmmm!
Eurobad ’74
Europe’s worst interiors of 1974.
Baby With Three Arms
Pedophile party starts in Netherlands
A new political party in the Netherlands is dedicated to legalizing sex between adults and children.
Japanese Amputee Sex Dolls
RealDoll Configurator
Pépé Smit
Mr. Cool Ice!
Worst. Tattoo. Ever.
I <3 Tunafish
Lucky Bum
Carthedral!
Carthedral is a rolling Gothic Cathedral complete with flying buttresses, stained glass pointed windows, and gargoyles.
Merry Saddles‚Ñ¢ Erotic Cycling Supply
How to make hash
Free Tennessee BBQ Grill
Pick your nose and eat snot to stay healthy!
the broken laptop i sold on ebay
The Revenge Of A Burnt eBayer!
Modern Moist Towelette Collecting
White Trash Mom Britney Spears
Ferrofluid Sculptures by Sachiko Kodama
Magnetic Liquid…Crazy!
DeLorean – Back To The Future
Safety Not Guaranteed
Our Parisian Homies @ Honeyee.com Blog Collabo
A Closer Look at the New Assault on Indecency and Profanity at the FCC
Reporter Gets Owned
Anal Fissure Self Help Page
Porn in the woods
Bad heroin sparks a series of overdoses
Jury gives woman $5M for ruined vagina
How to Pirate a Vinyl Record
Red Hot Chili Peppers Rip Off Tom Petty
Cockroach Controlled Mobile Robot
Museum of Menstruation and Women’s Health
One-Legged Dance Dance Revolution
Sam Loyd’s Cyclopedia of 5000 Puzzles, Tricks, and Conundrums
Bad Example: Graffiti Currency Archives
Fairly Freaky Animals
Toilet Bowl Restaurant
Judge Says Child Molester Is Too Short For Prison
Too Short’s NOT In The Big House!
Kirk Douglas Wants Sundaes!
epiclylaterd Covers The Park Party
Nice Name, Dude!
Kids Stick It To The (Old) Man
A high-pitched alarm which cannot be heard by adults has been hijacked by schoolchildren to create ringtones so they can get away with using phones in class.
Now I’m free to see the world!
MyDeathSpace.com
Directory of dead myspace members
Scientists Grow Artificial Penis in Lab
Frankenstein Cock
Kitty & Rooster, Weird Friendship.
Dude has amazing old-school arcade in his basement!
Cop Shoot Cop
‘This is Satanism. We only see this in the movies’
Sesame Street In The Hood
Hey kids! it’s mister microphone!
Belly Bongo (commercial from the 70’s)
70’s Toy Commercials
Police Question 2 In Muffin Mystery
SexMaid Game!
Ugly Breast Implants
The paint stripper drug that kills
An industrial solvent used to clean graffiti has become the potentially lethal drug of choice for some on the gay clubbing scene.
Cocaine In Breast Milk Caused Death
veeery sleeepy
In Soviet Russia, Bike Steals Nigga.
Nigga stole my bike, Punchout remix.
Leia has NO CLASS, but then neither does Han.
A.R.E. Weapons
Dignity Crew!
Sorry about the spooge on your catalog
Holy Shit!
Worse than the maggots!
Hot Doggie Style!
Extreme Craft: Decowpitation
“The Militant Graffiti Artists of Stockholm didn’t take too kindly to the cows, and kidnapped one in the name of art…or at least in the name of anti-advertising-cluttering-up-every-bit-of-downtown-street-space. They demanded that the city declare the co
Kinetic Sculpture Race
Flatulence Filter Chair Pad
We need these for the office!
Max and Courtney Make Monsters
Awesome Blog about creating monster make-up!
pussy galore on the uncle floyd show
Spirit of Truth – Part 2
The Sequel! Homeboy answers calls.
Colin Farrell Fag Action Funny-Ass Gif!
Rockin Jellybean Art Graphics
EL TOPO – A BOOK OF THE FILM – ONLINE
Petey Greene – How to Eat Watermelon
William S. Burroughs Cut-Up Films
10 Things I Hate About Commandments
The Ten Commandments remixed as a teen comedy trailer!
70,000 Beer Cans Found in Ogden Townhouse
Silver Bullet Overload
Oozinator – Questionable Super Soaker
More Bears Attack Monkey Pictures!
Eatery name gets city’s panties in wad
The name of a new restaurant in Scottsdale is stirring up trouble. The Las Vegas-based Pink Taco Mexican Restaurant
Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors
Coins cost more to make than face value
The Mint estimates it will cost 1.23 cents per penny and 5.73 cents per nickel this fiscal year
Diamond-covered Mercedes SL sure to turn heads
The Golden Plungers
the world’s nicest public restrooms!
The Mighty Minions of Mire!
This is a site dedicated to the phenomena of quicksand and mud fetishes.
Students suspended for mixing up sugary “Happy Crack”
McDonald’s: Baby Ronald
AT&T Whistle-Blower’s Evidence
AT&T is asking a federal judge to keep those documents out of court, and to order the EFF to return them to the company. Here Wired News presents Klein’s statement in its entirety, along with select pages from the AT&T documents.
Great-grandma tattoos “DO NOT RESUSCITATE” on her chest
Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
Face Flare
The Largest Badonkadonk
Movie Title Screens Page
FIRE!
Harpers Weekly Review
Vegan Twinkies®
Brazil’s prisons present free-for-all for gangs
Girl, 11, will be Britain’s youngest mother
The girl smokes 20 cigarettes a day despite being eight months’ pregnant. She conceived aged 11 when she lost her virginity to a boy of 15 on a drunken night out with friends.
Death Of The Internet
Big companies are trying to own the net. Let’s stop them.
Stoner
“Big Daddy”
Pretty Planet
Amazing NASA Satelite Photos of The Earth
The Human Marvels: Myrtle Corbin – The Four-Legged Woman
“It seems that her twin sister was also fully sexually formed ‚Äì thus Myrtle possessed two vaginas.”
Federal Source to ABC News: We Know Who You’re Calling
Von Dutch Toolbox $270,000!
The REAL Von Dutch, not the co-opted version!
Virtual Museum of Sex
How to find the G spot
Public Service
Bishoujo Games
Naughty Japanese Dating Computer Games
The Psychedelic Library
Flaming Tuba Action!
Ooops! I did it again.
Meth lab in home yields ‘hospital room’
GHOST RIDE THE WHIP Gone Wrong
Original “Gangsta Fag” Video
Shark Attack!
Bush likens ‘war on terror’ to WWIII
FBI raid on CIA chief’s home after he resigns
Sickipedia
Sick Jokes
NFCTD Flash Puzzles
Pretty Damn Cool!
eBay: Baphomet Altar Box Satanic Mummified Claw Devil Satan (item 6278440517 end time May-14-06 18:40:48 PDT)
St Maarten Beach – Look Out For The Planes!
USSR posters
a collection of Soviet Union propaganda and advertisement posters from 1917 to 1991
Morgellons Disease : Coming Soon
“Patients say that’s the worst symptom ‚Äî strange fibers that pop out of your skin in different colors. “He’d have attacks and fibers would come out of his hands and fingers, white, black and sometimes red. Very, very painful,” said Lisa Wilson, whose so
Electric Cinderella Shoes – with built-in stun gun
The Naked Rabbit World Power Foundation: We Already Control Your Mind
Police Truck Justice
“They got ’em!”
Hyperactive Beatbox
Yahoo Serious Jr.
P.E.A.R.T. – The Robotic Drum Machine
Space Colony Artwork 1970
Scientists Make Light Go Backwards!
Supposedly Backwards Light Goes Faster Than Light…Weird!
Gum Blondes
Blonde Sex Symbols Immortalized In Used Bubblegum
Burn This Bush!
Madonna Gets Freaky with Some Horses
Totally Gay Army Ad
MySpace ‘Poser’ Arrested For Attempted Sexual Battery
Death To Posers!
Dick Goes Boom!
“That’s not stupid!”
Midget Michael Jackson!
Knife That Shoots!
Some Dude Puts Maggots In His Penishole
WTF?!
Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
Man admits subway foot-kissing assaults
“A 23-year-old with a foot fetish has admitted he tried to kiss, fondle and lick the legs and toes of more than 70 women on the New York subway over the last three years, prosecutors said Wednesday.”
Rare Mirage Lasts for 4 Hours Off East China Shore
Redneck Vehicles
The Neverending Story Theme
Nice hair, dude!
It Rubs The Lotion On It’s Skin
See Ya Later, Gator
The Fugs!
SEXY ROCKER GIRLZ(Who Dig Rocker Guyz)
Big bike for a big fan
Best movie scene ever
Rad, dude!
Axl Goes off on Spectrum 1991
Devo on SQUARE PEGS part 3
Devo ( Live1973 Kent State University Creative Arts Festival )
German ‘Robin Hoods’ give poor a taste of the high life
“A GANG of anarchist Robin Hood-style thieves, who dress as superheroes and steal expensive food from exclusive restaurants and delicatessens to give to the poor, are being hunted by police in the German city of Hamburg.”
FELINE MEDICAL CURIOSITIES: DWARF CATS, GIANT CATS, FAT CATS
DNA, journal among clues in beach shooting deaths of camp counselors
“The department distributed photographs of various items found around the bodies of 22-year-old Lindsay Cutshall and 26-year-old Jason Allen, who were each shot in the head while they slept with a .45-caliber Marlin rifle that was never found. The items i
Jesus Could Have Walked on Ice, Scientist Says
Giant Balls of ‘Snot’ Explain Ocean Mystery
German cannibal guilty of murder
“fetish for human flesh”
Stuff On My Cat
Penis artist’s work shocks father
“…painted using his penis as a brush…”
Tourist sits on Hell’s Angels’ Harley…
Tighten Up
Looney Tunes Hidden Gags
Hidden Gags in Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies Cartoons
Lifting the mask from ‘Faces of Death’
Aircraft Crash Videos
Car Crash Pictures
The Fattest Fuck In The World
3,738 Mothers Set Breast-Feeding Record
Dude Sings Stairway To Heaven Backwards Played In Reverse
No Satanic Messages Included
Bureau of Engraving and Printing – Large Denominations
$500, $1000, $5000, $10,000 Bills!
The Gatorade Conspiracy
Drinkers shock at body in rum barrel
HUNGARIAN builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported.
Best Places To Go To Prison
Starfire Optical Range Eyeball
America tests laser weapons
Korean Scientists Develop Female Android
Eboy’s New York
How To Take Better Dirty Pictures!
The Montana Sedition Project: Photo Gallery
“In March 1918, a third-degree committee in Forsyth grilled Starr about Liberty Bonds and forced him to kiss the flag. “What is this thing anyway?” he asked. “Nothing but a piece of cotton with a little paint on it, and some other marks in the corner ther
Creating Uncrackable Passwords
Feds Go All Out to Kill Spy Suit
When the government told a court Friday that it wanted a class-action lawsuit regarding the National Security Agency’s eavesdropping on Americans dismissed, its lawyers wielded one of the most powerful legal tools available to the executive branch — the
FCC approves Net-wiretapping taxes
Feds want IP’s to pay for easy tap access.
Man arrested after thieves steal safe full of homemade child porn
Play-Doh Fragrance in a bottle!
Mmmmmmm!
Playboy Bunny Recruitment Brochure
Rate My Turban
Rate My Turban
iScratch
Scratch using yer iPod wheel
The Devil’s Music
Diabolus in Musica or the Devil’s Interval
Is It Okay for Christians to Use Marijuana and Other Drugs?
Spy See Through Clothes Under Clothing Panty Panties Underwear
Nine lives, six legs!
Flaming Suicide
Battle of the Facial Hair: Eccentrics Gather For German Beard Competition
Candian Commuters told Prime Minster Stephen Harper ‘eats babies’
“electronic vandalism”
Japanese Toilet Curling
Dress Like Yer Fave Food
Warning! A huge videogame controller is coming.
Street-Legal Jet Powered VW Beetle
Piece of finger served to diner at TGI Friday’s
Not just chicken fingers any more!
Vampire Dog
Knit Motorcycle
Too Fuckin’ Cool!
Scar Stuff: MAD Magazine “It’s A Super-Spectacular Day/ Mad Super Special Summer 1980 Flexi Disc MP3
“…this marvel of engineering would play a random ending with every spin of your turntable thanks to the multiple grooves…”
The Clash On Fridays for a Monday
Chernobyl Graffiti
Creepy
Let Me See Yer Guitar Face!
Milkman Mike
Eye-Yi-Yi!
Musical Torment
“…a strange phenomenon known as “musical hallucinations” which is a condition very similar to having a song stuck in one’s head; but the music is considerably more true-to-life, it is heard almost non-stop, and it is practically impossible to ignore.”
Thoughts Trigger Mental Typewriter
A computerized typewriter that translates electrical impulses from brainwave signals into letters and words could be available in the next five years.
400 Dead Dolphins Wash Up In Zanzibar
“Some scientists surmise that loud bursts of sonar, which can be heard for miles in the water, may disorient or scare marine mammals, causing them to surface too quickly and suffer the equivalent of what divers call the bends – when sudden decompression f
Soccer Streaker Scores!
GOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!
X-Ray Spex – Identity
Mom on MySpace
“I’ve covered murders, grisly accidents, airplanes falling out of the sky and, occasionally, dirty politics. But in nearly two decades of journalism, nothing has made my insides churn like seeing what my 13-year-old daughter and her friends are up to on M
The Fabulous Ruins of Detroit
Toronto is the new New York
The Montage Art of Winston Smith
This dude inspired me, when I was young, with his Dead Kennedys art. Awesome stuff!
Wild…With Regret
A wet T-shirt contest five years ago when she was in high school is still haunting Monica Pippin.
Got It On “E”-Bay
“Memo to those considering entering the exciting field of Ecstasy production: It’s probably not a good idea to set up your illicit drug lab via purchases on eBay, which apparently is being closely monitored by nosy Drug Enforcement Administration agents.”
San Diego mayor ‘appalled’ by Mexican move to lift drug laws
Stop Snitching on Pot Smokers!
$50 a pop/
Toilets of the World
India Driving
Georgie Interactive Animation
Nuts!
Lock ‘n Load, Baby!
Funky Cat Drummer
Bicycling Dalmation
Naked Man Fatally Shot by Police
Explosive chocolate bomb
Delicious Terror!
Fresh Meat
Pictures on Chocolate!
Huge 1,500-year-old pyramid discovered in Mexico City
Giants Throughout History
Safe, secure and kitsch
“A German artist is trying to change the way people think about security, by replacing barbed wire with heart-shaped metal, and pointed railings with animal shapes”
National Day of Slayer: June 6, 2006 (6/6/6)
The Paaaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnnnuuuuugggggghhhhhh!!!!
Gardener found skeleton in soil bag
A Croatian man found the skeleton of a Nazi soldier while sifting through a bag of soil for his new garden.
Carnival Chalk Prizes
Homicides and Crime in New York City
Google Map of murders in the five boroughs this year
Delicious Sheep Dung Found In Roast
“As the family’s Sunday roast lamb was being carved, two balls appeared in the meat”
“Look How Funky He Is!”
Top That!
Horse Semen Collection
Worst Job Ever!
Shadow Basketball
Shoelaces for Chucks
Fuckin’ Sneaker Nerds!
Nice Haircut, Dude!
Dragon Leather Bag
Fuckin’ Crazy!
Return of the Monkey Cowboy
Homeless Golf Cart!
Big shoehorn in the sky / Airlines always looking for ways to cram more people into coach
Airbus has been quietly pitching the standing-room-only option to Asian carriers, though none has agreed to it yet. Passengers in the standing section would be propped against a padded backboard, held in place with a harness, according to experts who have
Behind the scenes at the latest aNYthing fashion shoot
– Oxy Cottontail –
The new site makeover looks great!
Venom- Black Metal
Death To Fuckin’ Posers!
Thor’s battle with the rubber things
“Israelites” (Desmond Dekker)
William Burroughs Book Covers
500 lb Potato Battery
“I built a potato battery out of 500 pounds of potatoes. It powered a small sound system.”
Police Release Sketch of Rape Suspect
Awesome Drawing!
Skating The Aftermath
Post-Katrina Skate Wasteland…Thnx Leo!
Police Find Family Heirloom Is Mummified Baby
Star Trek Nerd Interior Design
“Experience the 24th CENTURY in your own home”
Living in the ‘Star Trek’ Universe — For Real
“Tony Alleyne loved the Star Trek universe so much, he wanted to live in it. So after a bitter breakup, he remodeled his condominium to look like the inside of the Starship Enterprise.”
It Doesn’t Get More Emo Than This!
Feel her pain!
The World’s Youngest Drummer
Two-headed ducks and blood-filled monkey masks
Blacklight Tattoos
Chimps Gone Wild
This Week’s Prostitution Photos — Saint Paul Police
Thnx Spunknation!
Adidas hit over ‘racist’ trainer
Slug Eats Worm
Mmmmmmmm!
G.G Allin – The Gas Station NYC Last Show
He ODed that night
Buddy Rich Vs. Animal
Muppet Breaks ‘n Beats!
3,000 gallons of sewage spews into home
Utility workers trying to blast out a grease clog from a sewer line forced 3,000 gallons of raw sewage into a couple’s home
Female Mask Galleries
The Camel-Toe Report
Illustrated Book of Sexual Records
Headph0ne Phet1sh
pictures of women wearing headphones
The Contortion Home Page
Female Desperation
“These pages are dedicated to people who like to see women dying for a pee”
Street Fighter Adult Cosplay Sex Movies
FURSUIT – The Furry Costume Information Exchange
A Plushie Lexicon
Deviant Desires: Amputee Devotees
HOT or NOT?!?!?!
Cousin Geri
“I’m not drunk…”
Stop the Madness
“The White House made this anti-drug music video in 1980s. Starring New Edition, LaToya Jackson, Whitney Houston, Nancy Reagan, David Hasselhoff, Tootie from Facts of Life, Herb Alpert, Casey Kasem and Boogaloo Shrimp from the Breakin’ franchise!” Thnx S
80’s White Average Homeboy
Thnx Tim Barber!
Knitta, Please!
Knit Tagging!
Granny Sells H
Disappearing Rabbit Trick
Supermodel arrested for allegedly hitting flight attendant
Are you ready for your mugshot close-up?
Marc Ecko wastes lots more money on fake graffiti
Clash At Bond Casino
Local NY News Cast Footage
Challenge Pissing
Used Car Parody Commercial
Pirate Baby’s Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006
Cool-ass Gameboy Inspired Animation
Cross-Dressing Sim Tom Cruise
Pimp My Snack
Big-Ass Home-Made Versions of Snack Foods
Einstein The Parrot
Sly and the Family Stone – Dance To The Music
Dutchman builds modern Noah’s Ark
“This will speak very much to children… they’ll hear the creak of the wood, smell the smell of the dung”
Phony kids, virtual sex
Some “Second Life” participants say they’re disquieted by virtual sexual role-play between adults and players using child avatars.
“Hemp Hop” Weeded Rap MP3’s
It’s 4/20 Duuuuuuuude!
Decapitated heads of police officials found in Acapulco
The heads of Acapulco Preventive Police Commander Mario Nunez Magana and Preventive Police Officer Jesus Alberto Ibarra were accompanied by a red sign with black lettering that warned, “So that you learn to respect.”
Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy!
Japanese Girl Taunts Polar Bear
Woman Smuggles Grenade Into Jail
Salvadoran Woman Detained After Allegedly Smuggling Grenade Hidden in Her Vagina Into Jail
Rumors on the Internets
The Peanuts Tattoo Page
Hang on Snoopy, Hang on!
New Robotcop set to fight crime
Anarchy – Scams
Oldschool Text Files
Newspaper Picture Story-Award of Excellence
Prison Photos
THE SPIRIT OF TRUTH
“If you like your religion peppered with profanity, “The Spirit of Truth” is the man for you.” – Thnx Uarm.net
Optical Illusions Etc
Flavored Oxygen!
Game Pulled From Stores After Man Finds Racy Picture
Important English Lesson for Japanese People
Sexy English
Woman Unknowingly Videotapes Sister’s Demise
Maria didn’t find out it was her sister till the next day. Now she says she wishes she would have done something to save her.
Death Metaler from the band Gorgoroth hit by train
“Maybe the metal gods above were smiling on me and they didn’t want one of their true warriors to die on them. Otherwise, I’d be up there in the kingdom of steel.”
The California Department of Corrections
“series of artfully-“corrected” public billboards with biting and poignant messages.”
kraftwerk- autobahn
1975 ElectroKrautz
The Final Countdown… LIVE!
Worst. Version. EVER!
WTF?
Subterranean Cities
The Banana Club Museum
The International Banana Club
LOOK AT ME BEING SERIOUS!
Billboard Alteration Salutes U.S. Military in Iraq
The MIRT & EVP preemptive traffic devices at SkyOptics.com
Change lights
No green light for driver with traffic signal gadget
“The device, called an Opticon, is similar to what firefighters use to change lights when they respond to emergencies. It emits an infrared pulse that receivers on the traffic lights pick up.”
Harper’s Weekly Review
Catch up with current events with this weekly news summary, well worth email subscribing to.
Mr. Rogers Break Dancing!
Enterobius vermicularis in the cecum
“A 55-year-old man presented with intermittent, crampy pain in the right lower quadrant of the abdomen. A colonoscopy was ordered and revealed multiple mobile 1-cm worms, Enterobius vermicularis, in the cecum.”
Kansas cabin that once belonged to William S. Burroughs for sale on eBay
Heroin not included.
Rare Wu-Tang Clan MP3 Bonanza!
A shitload of downloads, shit like the Enter The Wu demos
Fuck
“This Article is as simple and provocative as its title suggests: it explores the legal implications of the word fuck.”
Crime does pay – minimum wage
McGriddle Fan Fiction
Lars or Michael?
Batman Vs. Metallica
Zoning stink wears on
Dude in Ohio isn’t allowed to put up a fence, so he puts up a row of toilets.
Fantasy Coffins From Ghana
Check out the Air Jordan Coffin!
General Butt Naked
Two Engined Wooden Cadillac
Graffiti Research Lab » Night Writer
Florida Has Big Problem: Snakes The Size Of Phone Poles
What’s the origin of “the finger”?
Fainting Goats
9-Year-Old Is Veteran Bullfighter
14,000 Brass Knuckles Found Disguised As Belt Buckles
Beverage Creates a Buzz
Cocaine-Cola
Rival midget KISS tribute bands clash!
MiniKiss Vs. Tiny Kiss
Elephant Eats Scores of Cookies, Gets Sick
Sri Lanka’s most celebrated elephant, “Raja,” has fallen ill after eating scores of cookies, chocolates and other rich food offered to him as part of Buddhist new year celebrations.

one red paperclip
Bartering from one red paperclip to a free year’s rent!
Motherfuckin’ Flying Cat!
Lucid Decapitation
Off with yer motherfuckin’ head.
One Got Fat – Weird Monkey Mask Bicycle Safety Film 1963
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12!
Ralph Williams Bay Shore Chrysler
Late nite live ad from the 1970s for a car dealer that totally rips the sponsor a new one.
Shoelace Knots – How To Tie Your Shoes
16 Different Ways To Tie Shoelaces
FUCK
Midget B-Boy Battle
Stacked Can Art
Festival of the Steel Phallus
Horrid skin condition
’86 World Series Game Six
A re-enactment of the notorious game six, in RBI Baseball, an old video game.
Jewish sex commando targets Israeli porn websites
A group of Jewish ultra-Orthodox hackers is waging a war against pornographic websites, replacing their content with nothing but the picture of a revered rabbi, an Israeli paper reported Monday.
The MySpace Economy
Porn star’s offer to Bin Laden
“I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.”
Secret Worlds: The Universe Within
Zoom In From the Milky Way to subatomic particles
Blog Gangsigns
Japanese R&B in Blackface
Great fakers scammed ancient Italy
2000 Year-Old Counterfeit Coin!
DEA Agent Who Shot Self In Foot Sues Uncle Sam
“Paige was making a “drug education presentation” in April 2004 to a Florida youth group when his firearm (a Glock .40) accidentally discharged. The shooting occurred moments after Paige told the children that he was the only person in the room profession
Vampire Killing Kit 19th century Transylvania Antique
Slightly Used
‘Happy face’ crater on Mars
Plainfield property where killer Ed Gein lived is up for auction on eBay
“This is the land where Ed Gein lived. Wisconsin’s most famous murderer, until Jeffrey Dahmer, was arrested on this land in November 1957. Inside the ramshackle farmhouse – which burned down shortly before the property was auctioned the following March –
Ultimate Pimped Out Limojet
I Stay Fly-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!
Target Child Food Porn
Man hit with $218 trillion phone bill
Wild Out Arabs
Penguin Sweaters
Battle of the Sexless
“He doused his genitals with the antiseptic until they glowed amber, then slowly, carefully, slit open his scrotum.”
Wired News: Geek Graffiti Takes on New York
Electro-Graf
Gorilla Cover Gallery
Oook oook ooook!
Casebook: Jack the Ripper
Everything you ever wanted to know about Jack The Ripper…but were afraid to ask!
Super Monkey Poop Fight
Old School Style Video Game
Wis. Man Accused of Tagging 6 Cell Blocks
“Troy Lee Mosby placed his signature “Syrup” tag on the walls, beds, tables, locker and mirrors of six cell blocks at the Milwaukee County House of Correction, according to a criminal complaint filed Thursday.”
NYC Subway Tokens
Fuck A Metrocard!
rayguns (intergalactic self-defense mechanisms)
NASA Plane Crash
Yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
The Ryugyong Hotel – One Creepy Building
“The Ryugyong Hotel is, in my opinion, the single most unsettling structure ever erected by the hand of man. It‚Äôs 1,082 feet tall, has 105 floors, and encloses 3.9 million square feet of floor space. And it is completely empty. It doesn‚Äôt even have wi
The Taxidermy Art of Walter Potter (1835-1918)
Fuckin’ Amazin’ !
Deadly Pussy
“While in the holding cell, she removed a .25-caliber semiautomatic from her vaginal cavity.”
Mentos + Diet Coke = Soda Orgasm
Nine Eleven in Three Dee
Peter Potty – the world’s only flushable toddler urinal
Whistle-Blower Outs NSA Spy Room
“AT&T provided National Security Agency eavesdroppers with full access to its customers’ phone calls, and shunted its customers’ internet traffic to data-mining equipment installed in a secret room in its San Francisco switching center, according to a for
‘Star Wars Kid’ cuts a deal with his tormentors
“…one of the world’s first and most-publicized cases of cyber-bullying.”
Yoko Ono Cut Piece 1965
Snip! Snip!
Fun With Packing Tape!
Self Replicating the Head out of Tape to create a Tape Man clone
:::: jumbo queen ::::
Homemade Garbagedump Ferriswheel
Pakistani children ride a ferris wheel over a heap of garbage in a slum area of Karachi, Pakistan
Famous One-Eyed Kitten to Go on Display
Future Now: Reconfigurable Cities
The PAD is envisioned as a combination vehicle/residence, what GM calls “an urban loft with mobility”.
Man Sends Bomb To Doctor After Penis-Enlargement Surgery
“A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery…”
ALL ABOARD! Trend Central©
aNYthing® The next BAPE™?
WTF?!
Fun With Steel Wool
Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme
Classic Cartoon Archive
Some good ones here!
Worst-Case Scenarios: How To Survive A Riot
Thief gets away with Grateful Dead leader’s toilet
The long, strange trip continues for Jerry Garcia’s toilet. Police say the Grateful Dead leader’s commode was stolen recently from a driveway along with three other toilets and a bidet.
Tipsy flowers don’t tip over
Booze stunts stem and leaves, but doesn’t affect blossoms, study finds
Man held as terrorism suspect over punk song
The taxi driver had become worried on the way to the airport because Mann had been singing along to The Clash’s 1979 anthem “London Calling,” which features the lyrics “Now war is declared — and battle come down” while other lines warn of a “meltdown exp
Herv√© Villechaize Sings “This Is All I Ask”
Anarchy In The UK
The Sex Pistols (Glen Matlock Version) do “Anarchy in The UK” on September 4th 1976 on the Granada TV show “So It Goes”.
Extreme Escalator Dive Mishap
Owch!
Operation Taco Bell
Drivethru Snatch
Doctor fired for ‘anal massage’ technique
Knited Bodysuits
Fuckin’ Cool…I Wan’ One!
Ernst Haeckel: Kunstformen der Natur 1899-1904
Trippy Nature Illustrations
Nuclear Blasts + Disco William Tell Overture Video
The strange case of the man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills in nine years
“For the first two years his use was an average of five pills per weekend. Gradually this escalated until he was taking around three and a half pills a day. At the peak, the man was taking an estimated 25 pills every day for four years.”
Super Mario Paranoia
“The Portage County Hazardous Materials Unit and Bomb Detection Unit were called in to downtown Ravenna on Friday morning after seventeen suspicious packages — boxes wrapped in gold wrapping paper with question marks spray painted on them — had alarmed
The amazing DIY village FM radio station
$1!
‘Sketch Pad’ Nude Club Owner Pleads Guilty
Christopher Teague, owner of Erotic City, attempted to skirt the city’s anti-nudity ordinance last year when he gave patrons sketch pads and pencils so they could draw the nude dancers.
The REAL Neckface!
Activists Decry Porn’s Move to Mainstream
“It’s pornography. And if you’re a consumer, John Harmer thinks you’re damaging your brain.”
Ex-Police Chief Gets 12 Years in Sex Case
A former police chief was sentenced Friday to 12 years in prison for having sex with a 14-year-old girl in his police car
Anti-Fart Dog Thong!
“The Dogone – Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a comfortable and least intrusive means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design.”
Mariko Takahashi’s FITNESS VIDEO
weird poodle workout video
The Pentagon plans to detonate 700 tons of conventional high explosives in Nevada
Hand-Painted Movie Posters from Ghana
Brain Cells Fused with Computer Chip
“The line between living organisms and machines has just become a whole lot blurrier. European researchers have developed “neuro-chips” in which living brain cells and silicon circuits are coupled together.”
Motorcycle Tour of the Chernobyl “dead zone”
Creepy!
Pimpstar Custom LED Wheels….Crazy!
The PimpStar is a huge leap forward in the evolution of the wheel. With the PimpStar’s built-in full color LED lights, microprocessor and wireless modem, you can display virtually any image, including text, graphics, logos, and even digital photos!
Iraq War Coalition Fatalities
Animated Map
Scared Owl
Police wrestle 108 bags of marijuana out of pit bull’s mouth
A Boston detective searching the apartment of a drug suspect wound up wrestling a sack containing 108 bags of marijuana out of the clenched jaws of a pitbull named Prada.
Boy gets caught in toy-filled ‘claw’ machine
A homeless beauty and the beast
“Heroin and crack crushed it all.”
Spherical Treehouses That Look Like Eyeballs
Two-head girl dies of infection
“The second head contained eyes, a nose and a mouth, but was not connected to any internal organs and was not capable of independent thought.”
Leprechaun gimme da gold rap video
It’s the motherfuckin’ REMIX!
YouTube – Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR
Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR!!!
70s Live Action Kid Vid
A tribute to the Saturday Morning Shows of the 70’s
Mego Museum: The World’s Greatest Mego Playset
Marionettes Performing Motorhead’s Ace of Spades
Officials seek perpetrator in rape of poodle
sCrAmBlEd?HaCkZ!
Promo video for a beatbox video controller…prettty fuckin’ dope!
Scientoligist Musicians
Beck, Courtney Love, Van Morrison, and many more!
Intellectual Property Run Amok
The Photographer’s Right – A Downloadable Flyer
Your Rights When You Are Stopped or Confronted for Photography
Sculpture of A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth
Disney – VD Attack Plan – (Venereal Disease Education)
Disney + STD!
Megaphone Helmets
Can you hear me now?!
Milkcrate Digest
Neckface Fotolog
X-Clan’s Professor X Dies Of Spinal Meningitis
“Vanglorious! This is protected by the red, the black and green/ With a key, siss-eeeeeeeee!”
Virtual reality machine gives police hallucinations
Better than a video iPod!
Piss Controled Video Games
Leprechaun In the ‘Hood : A New Begining
“Who else who seen the leprechaun say yeah!”
Courtney Love Was Doing So Well…
Frances Bean Cobain-Love Is Growin’ Up Fast
m1a9366b pr0n
Crazy Dog
This footage made me laugh till I cried…WTF?!
Welcome to the Virtual Personal Robot Museum!
Consumer Robots of the 70’s-90’s
Porn euros being passed off as real
Eros!
Porn star hits it big as wine-maker
From moans to wines.
Normal NJ
Dirty Jerz in the haus!
Duh! Man arrested after asking cops to test his new crack pipe

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SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 5

Art of War: Gun and Bullet Artworks
Earsnot Interview on Vimeo
IRAK!
OVIE SPEAKS
He gives advice on how not to get caught in this digital age.
Burger Stool
I want this.
Remember before iPhones ‘n Blackberry’s?
My New Cell Phone
Discovering Your Own Lost Sounds
Get Moving! 20 Amazing Airport, Train and Bus Station Designs
Our world may be a giant hologram
“If the GEO600 result is what I suspect it is, then we are all living in a giant cosmic hologram.”
Angry Teacher Rips Student’s Cheek Off
Fureddi – Japanese Freddy Mercury
Vagina Ripped Apart by Water Fountain
$24,500 repair job
Hitler’s Cross Restaurant
Swastika Themed Eatery
Moshing Wii Kid
Thanks Slanty Cat!
Video: Juelz Santana Shows Pouch Full Of Money
The weed stuff is kinda borin’ in the start…but wait…him showin’ off his Louie fanny pack fulla hundreds later on is some pretty funny shit.
Coldplay vs. Joe Satriani
Biters!
The Bush Administration’s Most Despicable Act
Celebrating 50 years of Motown
Fake Russian iPhone
Sucker!
Photoshop Disasters
Don’t let ’em happen to you!
Emily the Strange Ripped Off From Nate The Great Children’s Book
Pullin’ Cards
Marc Ecko does it again- Hannah Stouffer bite
Baptazia – Super Sunday – Skibadee / Fun & DJ Ruffstuff
WWJD DNB
Internet Addiction Test (IAT)
“10. How often do you block out disturbing thoughts about your life with soothing thoughts of the Internet? ” Thanks Carlen! In scored 83 ” Your Internet usage is causing significant problems in your life. You should evaluate the impact of the Internet on your life and address the problems directly caused by your Internet usage.”
Delete 10 Facebook friends, get a free Whopper
Viral Marketing at it’s finest!
Image Management
‘Best opening song EVER!’ Thanks Greg!
Erkin Koray РElektronik Türküler [1974]
Download the album
Erkin Koray – Elektronik Turkuler
The Turkish Jimi Hendrix
Get Wood: A Place For Men to Park their Manhood
The Icelandic Phallological Museum
a collection of over one hundred penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland.
10 Everyday Household Items To Spice Up Your Sex Life
Radical cheap: $1,000 homes
Rock Star Pumped Stomach Rumor
Kermit The Frog With Teeth
Famous People Who Look Like They Smell
Steampunk Elephant
Thanks Petey
Who Is Winning the PR War?
Middle East is fucked
The Maple Syrup Smell… is Back for 2009!
NYC Odor Alert!
The 10 Greediest People of 2008
Hand Wound Monday: Thumb Blister
Weekly Review January 6, 2009 Harper’s Magazine
Dossier Gives Details of Mumbai Attacks
Evidence Showing That The USA Is Becoming A Police State
Homeland Security forecasts 5-year terror threats
Chance of rain and biological attacks.
The orange drinks that have 300 times more pesticide than tap water… sold by Coca-Cola
Saving a Squirrel by Eating One
Mmmm…squirrel!
Atheists Send a Message, on 800 British Buses
“There’s probably no God,” the advertisements say. “Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.”
Purple squirrel baffles experts
With picture!
6 Insane Discoveries That Science Can’t Explain
Peter Lamborn Wilson in NYC
Obama’s Total Information Awareness
No campaign in history has ever compiled and stored more information on its supporters than the Obama campaign did. Should we be worried about this now that they won?
McDonald’s admits 1,000 people paid to join queue for Quarter Pounder debut
False demand
FBI taps cell phone mic as eavesdropping tool
The ultimate moustache
Stay High 149 Interview
OG Graffiti Master!
Official Traumatizer :: Tom Burman
GREEN IS MURDER
Gavin calls bullshit on the green movement
Armored truck robber uses Craigslist to make getaway
a brazen crook apparently used a Craigslist ad to hire a dozen unsuspecting decoys to help him make his getaway following a robbery.
MICHELE ALLEN BUSTED IN COW OUTFIT
Michele Allen, 32, will spend the next month in jail after admitting to a wild drunken weekend dressed in this silly cow outfit
Tulipomania
The original economic speculation bubble
Fooled by Ponzi (and Madoff) How Bernard Madoff Made Off with My Money
Writer of book ‘Annals of Gullibility’ suckered, too.
SOME DUDE NAMED HIS KID ADOLF HITLER
Smells like South Jersey
Katrina’s Hidden Race War
Facing an influx of refugees, the residents of Algiers Point could have pulled together food, water and medical supplies for the flood victims. Instead, a group of white residents, convinced that crime would arrive with the human exodus, sought to seal off the area, blocking the roads in and out of the neighborhood by dragging lumber and downed trees into the streets.
Teen Speed Camera Revenge
Students duplicate the license plates by printing plate numbers on glossy photo paper, using fonts from certain websites that “mimic” those on Maryland license plates. They tape the duplicate plate over the existing plate on the back of their car and purposefully speed through a speed camera, the parent said. The victim then receives a citation in the mail days later.
Rap music originated in medieval Scottish pubs, claims American professor
Saddam Hussein house of horrors museum opened
Premarital Abstinence Pledges Ineffective, Study Finds
Teenagers Who Make Such Promises Are Just as Likely to Have Sex, and Less Likely to Use Protection, the Data Indicates.
The-Oner – Big Ass Marker
I wanna sniff it!
Who are Somalia’s pirates?
Will Elder – b. 1921 – His Mad World – The Lives They Lived
His influence on me cannot be overstated.
Harper’s Magazine Yearly Review
How to Remove a Security Tag (narrated)
Thanks ESPO
Crash Crew – We Are Known As Emcees
“Recession era beats. There’s so much good shit in this video, it’s an overload.” – Steve Powers
Cutis Verticis Gyrata
Permanent Cornrows
Camera Zapper
Using Lasers to Temporarily Neutralize Camera Sensors
36MMM breasts scoop world record
The Life of American Vagabonds
Timothy Leary Archive: Videos
A Lovely Sorta Death
How to pee when you live in a van.
Old lady Squirts Diarrhea in Supermarket Aisle
Yay, internets!
Strangest Invertebrate Ever
Deer Shot While Mating
Coitus Interruptus
Eagle Mountain Goat Hunting
Thanks Krissy
Visible Time
Saved By The Bell Caffeine Pill Freakout!
Slacker – The Film
YouTube is puttin’ up full films now, check out Drugstore Cowboy on there, too.
Japan holds diaper fashion show — for adults
Shitty new fashion
Decochari customized bikes
Joseph Szabo Photos of Teenagers
Thanks Carlen Altman
Electric stimulus to face
Dude shocks his face to an electro beat.
Space Beer
Japanese brew made with barley grown in the international space station.
Taiwan’s Hello Kitty-themed hospital
Do it yourself Clitoridectomy for the faint hearted
Kids, don’t try this at home!
Clitoris Erection Animation
Female Anatomy & Clitoral Circumcision
Mambo Kurt Destroys a Organ Onstage
New Hershey Candy Said to Look Like Packets of Crack Cocaine
How to Cook Crack Cocaine
How to Make Crack
WTF Smoker
GANGBUSTER Superhero who fights gangs!
Stop crime, help youths, and inspire the children with Gangbuster comic books.
The Jheri Curl All-Stars
Tribute to the Early West Coast Rap Scene Flyers & DJ Cards
The internet is over?! NO!
NJ Supermarket refuses to put ‘Adolf Hitler’ on birthday cake
Three year old cursed with Fuhrers name by Nazi dad.
As Economy Dips, Arrests for Shoplifting Soar
IRAK!
Sugar as addictive as cocaine, heroin, studies suggest
Pssst, I got the raw right here…
Can Amphetamines Help Cure Cocaine Addiction?
Thanks Petey
Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband’s genitals beaten
Thanks Billoney
Beverages for all types of Ladies
Thanks Attic Jack
Ted Nugent Shirtless on Mike Douglas
Bush Shoe-Toss Immortalized in Games, Animations
Stealing the Bounty Hunter’s Wife
Thanks Billoney
Ponzi Scheme
A Ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation that involves paying abnormally high returns to investors out of the money paid in by subsequent investors, rather than from the profit from any real business.
Bernard Madoff arrested over alleged $50 billion fraud
$50 billion “Ponzi scheme”
Shoes thrown at Bush on Iraq trip
Black Horror Movies.com
Horror x Blaxploitation
Socket-Deer – Antlers for your Outlet
Ballbra
Do they have Wonderballbras?
Ton of Marijuana Seized From Cloned UPS Truck in Arizona
Bush Condemns Free National Wi-Fi
YouTube tightens rules on sexually suggestive videos
Dumb everything down for the kids.
Scorpions ‘Virgin Killer’ cover censored on Wikipedia.
New York Marijuana Laws
Behavioral screening — the future of airport security?
Woman fears for albino raccoon’s safety
CBLDF To Serve As Special Consultant In PROTECT Act Manga Case
Chis Handley faces up to 20 years in prison for being in possession of manga (Japanesese sex comics)
People gettin’ punched in the face in slow motion
No butts about it — fecal transplants work for some
Thanks Carlen Altman, Let’s swap poo!
Men under threat from ‘gender bending’ chemicals – Telegraph
Men are at risk of being “feminised”
Frontline: The Merchants of Cool
A report on the creators & marketers of popular culture for teenagers
Nature’s Viagra: Spider Venom Induces Erection
The largest penis in the world ?
Who has the biggest and longest penis on earth?
This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect! – Jonah Falcon
Drugged! The top 50 trips in movies
Top 10 Weirdest Experiments Ever
Oldest Marijuana Stash Found
2700 year old weed
Financial Times Editorial Admits Agenda For Dictatorial World Government
KFC Black Metal Commercial
Funky Forest, youth classroom
Fucked Japanese film
How to paint XXL
Kraut Fire Extinguisher Spray Paint 101
Big Liquid Pillow Sex Dance (Part 1)
“Big Liquid workin every inch of his sexy body by freaking a pillow to trey songz”
You like skyscrapers, huh bitch?
Thanks Greg Naw
The Brooklyn Paper: Camera captures deliveryman’s graffiti attack!
I’m so Dizzy, my head is spinnin’, like a whirlpool, it never ends.
All City Crew Over Obey Art Basel Miami 2008
Haaah…No respect on the streets!
Crazy Gideon Commercial – They Say I’m Crazy..
Thanks Carlen Altman
Rink Rash Skatewear – Bruise Contest!
Black ‘N Blues
Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer
Mmmm…you wanna lick the bowl?
The 10 most ridiculous Black Metal videos
Superwoman Does Blowjob
NSFW, obvs.
Snoop Dogg makes Mashed Potatoes w. Martha Stewart
Nun In Gasmask World
Kris Kuksi
Wild intricate Industrial Insectoid alien sculptures
tofutti break
Amazin’ Image Blog
eboy – baltimore poster
This shit is like Richard Scary x Where’s Waldo x Sim City
Steampunk Art Update
THE REALIST ARCHIVE PROJECT
Lower East Side Gallery Rivington Arms to close in January
Hasan Cihat Örter vs. Asım Can Gündüz
Turkish Heavy Metal Guitar Battle!
Neckface Tags The Veil Nebula
Girls in Madonna masks rob bank
from Les braqueuses
Weekly Review 12.9.08 Harper’s Magazine
Obama Photoshopped
Changed pictures we can believe in.
Saddam Airguitar!
IRAK!
I’m Black Y’all! I’m Black Y’all!
Thanks Attic Jack aka DJ Haku
Beatles Butcher Cover Photo Album
Outtakes from the Butcher Baby sessions.
Reverse Speech – Voices From The Unconscious
Traci Lords – Crime Library
The Dogs РYou Mama´s On Crack Rock
Thanks Googs
Norwegian Black Metal: Images of Satan
Photographs by Peter Beste
The Wal-mart stampede, caught on camera
Consumerism reaches a new low. Thanks Billoney!
Organic Architecture: 12 Beautifully Curved Buildings
We need more buildin’s like these, instead of the ugly bullshit they’re polluting our vision with in NYC!
DJ Red Alert Goes Bazerk mp3
Late-ish 80’s Old School Hip-Hop from Kool Red NYC Styles from KISS FM
Look! 70’s Rock Musicians and Their Parent’s Homes
LIFE magazine photos of rockers ‘n their ‘rents cribs.
Taliban raked in $470M US from opium trade in 2008: UN report
Mexico’s Hidden Museum of Drugs
Museo de los Enervantes
Facebook a CIA Front?
Data minin’ feds.
€500,000 scam of a Spanish Robin Hood
“He said he had given it all away to social activists or spent it on the newspaper. He is refusing to pay the money back and daring the banks to get him sent to jail.”
Controversies about the word “niggardly”
The Story of Stuff
“The Story of Stuff is a 20-minute, fast-paced, fact-filled look at the underside of our production and consumption patterns. The Story of Stuff exposes the connections between a huge number of environmental and social issues, and calls us together to create a more sustainable and just world.”
John Pound Art
Dude who did a lot of the Garbage Pail Kids art ‘n later Wacky Packages.
Florida Teen Commits Suicide Before Live Webcam Audience
I can’t beat that blog.
Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization | Adbusters Culturejammer Headquarters
Kool Guys.
Misfats – The fattest Misfits tribute band ever!
I’m tired of female and midget tribute bands. Fat versions are the new shit!
Sept. 11 Version of ‘Space Invaders’ Draws Fire at Video-Game Convention
Al Queda Invaders
Âçê.com
!
Rise and fall of the Googled swastika – Los Angeles Times
‚òùÂçê Âçç‚òü
Swastika
Âçê Âçç
Tapir cunnilingus
NSFW Not Safe For Human Consumption!
Autofellatio
Just because yer suckin’ yer own dick doesn’t mean yer not gay!
DIY Freeze Pop Machine
“what a money saver!” I dunno, at 32.98 + shipping…aren’t Flav-or-Ice’s like the cheapest shit at the Bodega?!
Porn Bloopers and Funny Adult Porn Gif’s
Gotta Luv Pr0n Gifs!
Sperm Lamp called the Alien
I need some of these.
Thanks Heather Allthetime.
Five Rodium Swap Meet Mix Tapes by Dr Dre (MP3s)
10 x Dr Dre ROADIUM Swap Meet Mix-Tapes from the 80’s
W00t!
DR. DRE 86′ RODIUM SWAP MEET MIX
‘I’m not a Nazi’ Swastika Gallery
Behind the crooked cross
10 CASTRATION SCENES FROM HORROR MOVIES
Chop-chop!
Parents’ fury at ‘Down’s Syndrome dolls’ designed to help children deal with disability
The protruding tongue, almond-shaped eyes, flattened nose and low ears all make it very different to most shop-bought toys.
Fascist Femmes
Nazi girls
Awesome Flash Animation
Girls scroll by and you make ’em naked!
Willard Wigan :: Micro Sculptor
Amazing sculptures that fit on the head of a pin
How they make coffee art
Special printer creates images in latte foam with air jets.
7 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be a Male Porn Star
Okay.
2nd egg emerges from giant chicken egg found at Shiga high school
EGGS!
eBoy NYC
Cassette Tape Closet
A closet built with 918 cassette tapes that are individually screwed onto a wooden frame
The Gargoyles of New York
Scary shit you see in NYC if you actually open yer eyes and look upward.
Semen – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The Most Expensive Accidents in the History of the World
Does electin’ George Bush Jr. for two terms count?
Phil Spector rants about his relationship with The Beatles ahead of his murder retrial
He shoulda pulled a pistol on Macca!
Album Covers Map
Atlas of locations for iconic album covers.
Label of love: SST
Greg Ginn lives with 85 rescued cats in Texas now.
Tawdry Teacher Tantalizes Teens
The video!
Parents want a teacher to be sacked after she stripped for 15-year-old students
Teachers gone wild!
The first Boys from Brazil: Nazi graveyard discovered deep in the Amazon rainforest
Where’s the Nazi gold? …and the lil’ Hitler clones.
Drugs Found in Hair of Ancient Andean Mummies
They found a skull with a Beatles wig, shoulda figured as much
The living-dead buses in the Bronx
Bus graveyard where they get stripped before becomin’ artificial reefs.
In Soviet Russia, Lake Contaminates You
The story of the secret Russian city Chelyabinsk-40 and the radioactive mess that the cold war created.
THE BROKERS WITH HANDS ON THEIR FACES BLOG
Haaaaah, have a heart attack, bitches!
How To Make Cocaine
Even the pure is stepped on.
La Pequeña Sarah Palin
Someone give this lil’ creature a TV show already!
Advanced Masturbation Techniques
You got a small wee-wee!
Employee taints police chief’s food
“…He spat on the buns and rubbed the buns “on his buns.”
Woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
A 27-year-old woman accused of shoplifting cologne and trying to touch an officer with a “well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin”
Newburgh firefighter performs delicate operation to save man’s penis
“Authorities said the pipe was apparently an erotic aid, but did not elaborate.”
Al-Qaida-linked Web site backs McCain as president
Are his neck eggs Muslim?
Gerard Damiano, 80, Dies; Directed ‘Deep Throat’
RiP
Vice Magazine: VICE PICS – HAPPY HALLO-WEEK-N
Halloween Rave! W00t!
How to Poke Yourself on Facebook
eMasturbation
How to Quit Facebook
“At first you’re confirming a new friend, and next thing you know, you’ve spent an hour looking at all the new people you’re connected to. Recording your Facebook activities can help you realize how much time you actually spend getting nothing constructive done”
Emile Berliner and the Birth of the Recording Industry
Inventor of the flat record ‘n Gramophone
John Lydon on the Tom Snyder Show 1980
Public Image Limited
John Rotten Butter Commercial
“Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”
Beyonce Falls Off Stage In Orlando
She gets dizzy swangin’ that horse tail weave.
‘Dolemite’ Star Rudy Ray Moore Dead At 81
R.i.P.
Cannabinoids promote embryonic and adult hippocampus neurogenesis and produce anxiolytic- and antidepressant-like effects
What he said!
Web 2.0 style example.png – Encyclopedia Dramatica
Gamer juggles over 30 Warcraft characters on 11 computers simultaneously
Come back to Meatspace, loser.
Stone(d) Age man took drugs
Scientists have found ceramic bowls, tubes for inhaling drug fumes or powders on a Caribbean island from 100BC and 400BC
Don’t Bother Lookin’ For’em: Great Since-Closed NYC Record Shops
Oh, the memories!
Always the bridesmaid: Jason Everman
My Roommate from ’91
Dream Deceivers – The Story of James Vance & Judas Priest
Do It! Do It! Yer face looks like a pile of cold cuts, dude!
Passive-Aggressive Notes
Seething anger bubbles over into everyday notes in the workplace and elsewhere.
Van Fulla Mexicans
Must be one of those circus clown vans. Talk about carpoolin’!
Stop Alien Abductions
Thought Screen Helmet – Must have accessory for Fall!
That 69er Show – That 70’s Show S&M Comic
NSFW!!!! Thanks Billoney.
Dancing with Nazis
Is Arnold Schwarzenegger a Nazi? All signs point to ‘YES!’
Instant Rimshot
Goes great with the laughin’ audience in my head. Bud-dum-bum!
Dead Malls
Suburban Decay
That Mall’s Sick And That Store’s Dead!
Sick Malls…Haaaah!
Malls of America
Vintage photos of lost Shopping Malls of the ’50s, ’60s & ’70s
Google’s Mechanical Prude РErosBlog: The Sex Blog
‘Google Suggest’ stays in ‘Safe Search’ mode no matter what. Lame!
Public Disgrace – Women Bound Stripped & Punished In Public!
NSFW!
Map of the World of Fetish
Plannin’ my next trip.
Topps Blockhead Mask
Hippie!
Find A Grave – Millions of Cemetery Records
Find A Grave x Google Maps = Roadtrip Fun!
Sexiest Rock Star Spawn
A guide to hot-ass rocker offspring
Q&A: Jeff Krulik, Director of ‘Heavy Metal Parking Lot’
‘Punk Sucks, Heavy metal Rules!’
ERNEST BORGNINE – ‘I masturbate a lot’
Oh Man!
I Scissored Sarah Palin
Stab her with ’em!
McCain stores a chewed hot dog in his neck pouch for later.
Move over cancer eggs!
Obama chows down on a tube steak.
It’s Weenie War!
SeMeN SPeRmS Pumpkin Head Vice Cover Art!
Jeah!
Chase The Faceless Cat Blog
Looks like a feline version of the aliens in They Live!
Zombie John McCain for President
Brrrrraaaaaaaiiiinnnnnnsssssss!
Terrorists Are Watchin’ You
Eye-yi-yi!
La Pequeña Hillary Hulk
Raaaahhhhhhh!!!!
The 35 Articles of Impeachment and the Case for Prosecuting George W. Bush by Congressman Dennis Kucinich
Free PDF Download
Steal This Film II
Copyfight the Copywrongs
The Death of High Fidelity
In the age of MP3s, sound quality is worse than ever
‘Brady Bunch’ star Maureen McCormick admits to swapping sex for cocaine
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia – naughty, naughty, naughty!
Barack Obama and Adolf Hitler Faces Combined Together – MorphThing
Gotta love the Internets!
ANNABELLES FANTASY
Women Death Scene Fantasy
Stephen King’s Cat’s Eye – General vs Troll
Troll shotguns Drew Barrymore’s soul.
Is Nigerian hair really that tough???? – Yahoo! Answers
Gotta take painkillers to comb it.
How Poster Boy Turns Subway Ads Into Political Art — New York Magazine
Subway poster sticker collage / D√©collage is blowin’ up…to be co-opted in about 5 seconds!
Graffiti ‘crews’ turn violent in L.A
3 killed in run-ins with Los Angeles graffiti gangs
GodTube.com – Baby Preacher
Possessed for sure…but by what force?! Thanks Amy Verdon
Pickle Girl
Pedofiles Delight! Thanks Krissy
Facebook sex addict slept with 50 men
Playboy For The Blind
The centerfold feels like she’s cold.
Japan’s Booming Sex Niche: Elder Porn – TIME
Thnx Carlen!
Cartoon banned by the Mormon church
Vanna White’s Pants fell down as she slipped out the Window
Celine Dion & Anastacia – You Shook Me All Night Long (Live Divas Las Vegas 2002)
“crime against humanity” – ESPO
Civil servant charged over ‘obscene’ Girls (Scream) Aloud Violent Sex Fantasy Blog Post
A civil servant has been charged by police for allegedly writing a blog about the kidnap and murder of members of the pop band Girls Aloud.
Whippets!
Sweet Air
Where can I find the mashed-up t-shirt of my dreams? | Ask Metafilter
Semensperms’s Badge – Blingee Competition 1500+ points
CERN – European Organization for Nuclear Research
Thai school offers transsexual toilet
Thnx Carlen
Papa Smurf bangs his Smurfs
Semen on Panties – Order a semen, sperm, and saliva detection
TED Jesus Christ GOD – HOW TO KILL satan; satan’s Demons; Spawns
Prostate Massage – Milking
Pizza Bagels
“I Love I Love Pizza Bagels”
SPANKING TIPS
TUNA NOT FALLEN – sex medicine
Roof Top Rampage Skateboard Showdown Saturday June 14th
New York Graffiti Field Identification Guide
Soooooo LAME!
US Troops Graffiti Bombing in Iraq
Gangs Claim Their Turf in Iraq
The Vice Guide to New York Graffiti
IRAK!
Gang GRAFFITI in IRAQ
Munich, Nudist w. Bike Reading
Faces of Meth
Thnx ESPO
Down Syndrome Dolls – Wonderfully Unique Dolls
Graffiti Travel: Man Arrested after Allegedly Posting Hijinks to YouTube
Cannabis blunder at Tokyo airport
An unwitting passenger arriving at Japan’s Narita airport has received 142g of cannabis after a customs test went awry, officials say.
Artificial Hymen
Things You Can’t Do Coked Up
Thnx a-bunny
10-year-old gives birth in Idaho
Alleged Jimi Hendrix sex tape to be released
Keyboards ‘dirtier than a toilet’
Cops Chase ‘Smiley Face’ Murder Mystery
Brazil’s navy suspends search for flying priest
Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Principality of Sealand
Operation Atlantis and the Radical Libertarian Alliance
White people
Caucasian race
Peoples of the Caucasus
Montevideo Convention
Gregor MacGregor – Scottish Con Artist
Gregor MacGregor (December 24, 1786 – December 3, 1845) was a Scottish soldier, adventurer and colonizer who fought in the South American struggle for independence. Upon his return to England in 1820, he claimed to be cazique of Poyais (also known as Pr
McDonalds Fight Videos Shocking Videos Extreme Videos
Teen arrested over video posing senile grandma as gangster
Sugar Bush Squirrel-The Superstar Squirrel- Supermodel & Military Mascot
Thnx Carlen Altman
Shock video of couple forcing 18-month-old baby to smoke marijuana
Aliza Shvarts’ Insists Miscarriage Art Project Is Real
Subtle Butt – Disposable Fart Neutralizers
Marilyn Monroe sex film to be kept private
A 15-minute film of Marilyn Monroe engaging in oral sex with an unidentified man will be kept from public view by a New York businessman who has bought it for $1.5 million, the broker of the deal said on Monday.
Administration Set to Use New Spy Program in U.S.
Domestic Spying…Does Anyone Remember COINTELPRO?!
The Pauper to Princess Scam
How to Tie a Noose
Thudguard: the child and infant safety hat to protect your child
Why was man in female attire in victim’s closet?
He was high on methamphetamine, he said, and went to the Beaverton apartment complex on March 3, 2007, because he was invited to have sex by a woman he barely knew. But when he saw the woman sitting on the bed half naked, he realized she was the wrong wom
Secret Life of a Porn Star – My Sister, the Porn Star
Feds hand eight-count obscenity charge to Buttman
Government to Seek Terrorists in World of Warcraft: The Full Proposal
15 Bucks for Sex Isn’t Normal
Permissible Assaults Cited in Graphic Detail
Drugging Detainees Is Among Techniques
Fla. Teens Believe Drinking Bleach Will Prevent HIV
gringos irak
Back 2 Kool
Claw Money Spring ’08 Collection
MISS LANDMINE
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Trepanation
A Hole In The Head, The Motherfuckin’ Head!
Homeless_Porn_Not_Safe_for_Work
NAMES OF HOBO-PORN FILMS
Russian bum fun
What the Hell Happened to Your Face?
T.I. Pleads Guilty to Weapons Charges
1000 Hours Community Service and 12 Months In Prison
Congress To Consider Legislation To End Minor Pot Arrests
Anti-Emo Riots Break Out Across Mexico
Goth killing in England echoes Mexican Emo violence…
Movimiento Anti Emo sexual Inc®
Man facing charges for having sex with a table
Man scammed by Craigslist ad – People Take All His Shit
Man Nabbed for Pot-Smelling Cash Deposit
Explosives near Capitol go undetected for weeks
FBI posts fake hyperlinks to snare child porn suspects
Can you say “Internet entrapment”?
Erin Go Crack
St Paddy’s Day Green Crack!
“Eaten Alive” Art Show at Headquarters Studios [02.22.08]
Claw Money x SeMeN SPeRmS
List of nuclear holocaust fiction
Threads (1984)
“Documentary style account of a nuclear holocaust and it’s affect on the working class city of Sheffield, England; and the eventual long run affects of nuclear war on civilization.”
The Story Of Captain Midnight
free university lectures – computer science, mathematics, physics, chemistry
The Bumbot 2000
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Old Man Kicks Public Pissing Girl
Priest Shits In A Nuns Mouth
Gotta Love Those Krauts!
Captain RUSH – Cartoons!
Drug dealers pushing ‘brand loyalty’
How To Scam Del Taco Video
Stars of YouTube video ‘How to Scam Del Taco’ arrested
$125,000 bail…WTF?!
Graves Possibly Found on Manson Ranch
Death Valley ’69
Killer robot shoots man dead on driveway
The Tom Cruise Indoctrination Video Scientologists Don’t Want You To See
Three Hanged, Burned Dead Dogs and a Pentagram
MARKit malicious assault/rape evidence kit
Hitler’s Gold
Richardson family murders
12 yr old Goth girl kills parents and 8 yr old brother with 24 yr old boyfriend
Emily Sander aka Zoey Zane
Indian woman gives birth to ‘miracle’ child
What’s Your Favorite Curse Word?
Top 10 Sex Tips and Tricks
JackinExpert
Prescription drugs found in drinking water across U.S.
People take pills. Their bodies absorb some of the medication, but the rest of it passes through and is flushed down the toilet. The wastewater is treated before it is discharged into reservoirs, rivers or lakes. Then, some of the water is cleansed again
Cops snag lotto ticket from accused drug dealer
Creepy Gnome terrorises town
Edouard-Henri Avril “Ancient Greek sodomising a goat, plate XVII from ‘De Figuris Veneris’ by F.K. Forberg”
Historical and cultural perspectives on zoophilia
WTF Maggie
FTP
Thnx Ryan Kitson
Octopussy
NSFW
(((((~WOMEN OF IRAN~)))))) – non nude
School’s bizarre ploy to beat internet perverts – masking pupils with Acid House smileys | the Daily Mail
La Pequeña Amy Winehouse
Italy’s highest court has ruled that a woman wearing jeans cannot be raped.
Thnx ESPO
Gray whale flashes phallus
Affectionately known as “Pink Floyd” among whalewatchers.
Thnx Haley
Lion vs Tiger
Thnx Jedd Lawler
Hitler Monkey
Heil Hitler monkey
japan-vs-usa
Bono – up close and horrible
Wind during football match in South Africa
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New ‘Fish Tooth’ Anti-Rape Device Ready For Market
Amanda Knox – MySpace Rape & Murder
BRUCE LABRUCE
Pornographic Nightmare Fuel
fluffy Lychees
We Are The World ( Japanese Version)
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Landlords Cycling Club
If OTB Goes, So Would a Relic of a Grittier City
Pill Identification Wizard
The latest internet craze… bringing classic album covers to life
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Diablo Cody: Nude Stripper / Screenwriter
Japan TV – Fashion in Japan
Hot for Teacher: 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders
Thnx Ryan Kitson
“Eaten Alive” Art Show at Headquarters Studios
CRACKHEADS GONE WILD official trailer
White boy gets scared straight
Scared Straight – The guy with one eye
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The Bootleg Back Wall Series
Pioneering midwife touts ‘orgasmic birth’
Thnx Ryan Kitson
Kiss & Tom Snyder High! (Slow-motion)
Chopped ‘n Screwed
Roddy Piper bottles himself to prove a point. Nice one.
Thnx Matt Quigley
Dentist shortage leads man to superglue own tooth
The Torture Playlist
Music has been used in American military prisons and on bases to induce sleep deprivation, “prolong capture shock,” disorient detainees during interrogations‚Äîand also drown out screams. Based on a leaked interrogation log, news reports, and the accounts
Whistle-blower site taken offline
CENSORED by Big Business
Bobaraba – Mix Eloh DJ
Ivory Coast’s ‘big-bottom’ craze
“Weekly Review”(Harper’s Magazine)
Glacier tagger gets frosty treatment
A German backpacker has been caught spraying graffiti on the rocks and ice face at Franz Josef Glacier.
School Of Pot Offers “Higher” Education
Oakland Trade School Prepares People For Jobs In California’s Medical Marijuana Industry
Now You Can Bring Yer Baby To The Club!
“It sounds like a clubber’s worst nightmare, but for parents who can’t let go of their dancing days a new breed of disco is emerging – where mums, dads and toddlers come together to boogie.”
Cliff rave ‘stupid’: police
Mother Accused In Porn Case Involving Daughter
“…the girl discovered photos of her face morphed onto naked bodies in sexually explicit positions.”
PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE FETISH
Mum’s ‘gang rape’ shown on internet
Policeman is headbutted by teenager in ‘happy slapping’ video
Did Adolf Hitler draw Disney characters?
Pentagon tells Bush: climate change will destroy us
The document predicts that abrupt climate change could bring the planet to the edge of anarchy as countries develop a nuclear threat to defend and secure dwindling food, water and energy supplies.
forgotten albums best left forgotten
Spillway – Random Photos
Flipside Magazine Issue 1
31 Wheel Roller Suit
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Vintage Poison 1988 Kramer Flying V Guitar
Duffed Out Dustward Brochure
Thnx Tim Artz
Villain Chair
Little Trees Car Freshner Infant Car Carrier
WTF
Cindy & Bert – Der Hund Von Baskerville
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Songerize – Listen Now!
Brought A Knife/Gun To A Knife Fight
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FIX PUSH
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Mini-muscleman: Meet the world’s smallest bodybuilder
Gotta love the hair! Thnx Carlen Altman
Investigators Think Woman Shot, House Burned Was Not Intended Target
“They were like ‘oh snap, we got the wrong house'”
Train roof riders fear deterrent to dye for
Angry Catholic Priest vs Skateboarders
Cop vs Skater Brawl
Dude, Balimore Cop vs. Skateboarder
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Furry Rave
Oran(VA)gina Creepy Furry Commercial
David Lynch on iPhone
The octopus who loves his Mr Potato Head
Mystery image of ‘life on Mars’
Club Littlegun – Curios and Antique Guns
The FAIL Blog
Frito Bandito Fan Club Kit
200 -a-Gram Tax on New York Cocaine
Original work by KAWS, NECKFACE, and FAILE
Working ’96 Dodge 3500 Van included
Do Ya Think I’m Sexy? – Tiny Tim
Crazy Frog Bros
Big mouth (stor mun)
Drama Prairie Dog (Metal Version)
Dramatic Look
TV host pukes on the air…
Johnny Thunders’ kids
Tossed salad man
24 Hours With Steve-O
Original Anti-Piracy Video – Don’t Copy That Floppy!
Malibu talks about his injury
Ghetto Puppets – My Mind Is Playing Tricks On Me!
Man On Extacy or PCP
Weird Acid Lady
Is This Nu Rave?!
Garbage Pail Kids fight
Garbage Pail Kids Movie Trailer
Thrashin’ – Daggers
“Breakin’ Is A Memory.” Thnx Leo F
Mac and Me – Full McDonald’s Dance Scene
Body Popping Face
Catch of the day: Cocaine
Thnx Ryan Kitson
Kung-Fu Porn!
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Clarity Sought on Electronics Searches
Briton jailed for four years in Dubai after customs find cannabis weighing less than a grain of sugar under his shoe
How to spot a Banksy
Wow.
Drug Traffic Beneath the Waves – Drug Smuggling Submarines
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An illustrated guide to the myth of the vagina dentata
Thnx Kenny
Cocksucker Blues – 1972 Tour Drug Fallout
Thnk Paul Hanly
Shake That Deer!
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Modern Plastic Surgery – Ear Pointing
Haunted Portraits
Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1975)
Thnx Billoney
Weird Wheels
Tom & Jerry – His Mouse Friday
Basil Wolverton On Cartoon Sounds Part Two
Mmmm…What’s Cookin’?!
Heavy Metal Costumes
Dude, Like, Death To Poseurs and Stuff.
NFL Pulls Plug On Big-Screen Church Parties For Super Bowl
Death of the father: British scientists discover how to turn women’s bone marrow into sperm
I Love Blow – Energy Drink Mix
Student eats key ‘so he can keep partying’
Cheeseburger In The Can!
Fundies – Underwear for two
The Two Person T-Shirt
Strawberry Flavored Cheetos Seduce Sweet-Loving Snackers
Jewda Maccabi – Israelites
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Partnership for a Drug-Free America | “Cocoon”
Thnx Patrick Morales
Freaky anti-drug commercial
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KnickerPicker – online dressing room
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Mississippi Legislature Introduces Bill that Would Ban Restaurants from Serving the Obese
“Weekly Review” Harper’s Magazine
Indian Rollerskater Boy
Thnx Guido!
Slices of Life: ‘Body Worlds’ Entrepreneur to Sell Corpse Cross-Sections
Wooly Willy Uncut
Eyeballs Still Rockin’ Flikr
Lollipop painkiller alert
Lakai Fully Flared Intro
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The Daiquiri Whacker Gas Powered Portable Blender
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Shakira Featuring Danzig “Hips Don’t Lie”
Thnx Annette Bunny
Loony Tunes for Kooky Times (MP3s)
The C.I.A., 1986 – NWA in High School
How To Irrigate Your Nasal Passages
Neti pot
Thnx Bobby Wham
Hawaii Chair Infomercial
Thnx Annette Bunny
“Weekly Review” Harper’s Magazine
Pia Zadora’s Anne Frank Performance
Legal myths: Hardly the whole truth
Kicks of the Week!
A Closer Look at Cheeseburger Cake Art
The Human Caterpillar
Thnx Maryam Modarressi
10 Creepiest Old Ads
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Concentration of Mice & Rats in NYC 1999
Thnx Billoney
BUSTED: The Citizen’s Guide to Surviving Police Encounters
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VINTAGE HONDO MACHINE GUN M 16 RAMBO GUITAR, SUPER RARE – eBay
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Ol Dirty Bastard – Dirty Minded *Documentary pt 1 of 4*
Fort Worth jumps onto “Pull ‘Em Up,” anti-pant-sagging bandwagon
Thnx Max
The “Pull ‘Em Up” Campaign
The Fort Worth City Council wants to send a message to young people who wear baggy pants: Pull ’em up!
New Jersey Freakshows – Guidos With Painted Orange Faces
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Nudist Super Heroes
The Sex Machines Museum in Prague
Power Enforcers: Anti-Riot Police Vehicles
‘Hitler’ Hotel Causes Stir In Serbia
Straight Outta Rhineland-Palatinate: German Hip Hop Gets Real as Rapper Shot in Berlin – International – SPIEGEL ONLINE – News
Man Sentenced For Attacking Child With Hot Pocket Sandwich
Shawn Kerri, automotive and punk rock cartoonist
The Fiberglass Mascots Photography Pool
Can T-Pain sing live without that voice thing?
Thnx Robby K
The Dustward @Hamburger Eyes
What We Can Learn from Heath Ledger’s Death: Don’t Mix Downs!!!
Alf Star In Crack Den/Homosexual Scandal
Whitney Houston Smokes Crack
Intervention – Full Episodes Online
Smoking Crack in Hell’s Kitchen
DMX In the Studio Cracked Out!
Amy Winehouse smoking CRACK
Hundreds of erotic weight gain stories
Fake FedEx Trucks; When the Drugs Absolutely Have to Get There
The Statue Of Liberty Ruined – Post-Apocalyptic Sci-Fi Archetype
Star Wars Pr0n Cartoons
Sarah Silverman’s Jew Ass
The Quran on Semen Production
Aussie Party Boy Corey
Thnx Ben Pier
VirtuaGirlHD – Strippers On Yer Desktop
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Who Can Stay Naked The Longest
Thnx Pia
Prosthetic limbs for coke smuggling
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Night at the Starbury
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Militia – AUSTIN, Texas – Metal / Thrash
Thnx ESPO
Rat Downblouse
Rat Attack
Why You Have Rats Around
PUNISHMENT HAIRCUTS THE ROAD TO REFORM- THE INVESTIGATION
Parted-at-birth twins ‘married’
Thnx Kathy Grayson
subwaystyle
Ghost Ridin’ Grandma
FAKE boner
A guy has a boner and we freaked out!
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF BONER BOY!
Obvious boner guy
Turn the sound off…
guy gets a boner in public
I’ve got a boner
The Kunegunda Shaft Bottom in Wieliczka salt mine.
Boner
www.Potpartner.com, find your smokin’ match!
Thnx Annette Bunny
Amputee Ineligible for Olympic Events
Thnx Carlen Altman
R.I.P. Maila Nurmi aka Vampira
THE HUNGER Music Video
Thnx Mike Hall
St Ides Wu Tang Clan Commercial
Thnx Robby K
Oral Histories From Sept. 11 Compiled by the New York Fire Department
Thnx Tim Barber
Shia LaBeouf in “No No No NOo” video
Autopsy Of a Woman (Extremely Graphic)!!!
The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters clip 6
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Tyra Banks helps women learn about the vagina
Moving fingers in the vagina
Snappy Dance Theater’s Vagina (The Dance!)
Alexyss K. Tylor Vagina Power
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The Dark Bros – Purveyors of Fine Filth

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Some of the first pornos I ever saw were directed by

Dark Bros. aka Gregory Dark

He was king of the mid-late 80’s neon lit dark weirdness, with coked out new wave comedy pushin’ the limits of good taste and reachin’ new levels of erotic nonsense. Here are the top ones, I think you can buy the last two on DVD.

Let Me Tell Ya ‘Bout Black Chicks (1985)


It was hard to even find pictures from this non-PC race baitin’ porno weirdness, that featured a scene with hooded Klansman double teamin’ an African-American woman.

an excerpt from: Blackness and Sexualities
By Michelle M. Wright, Schuhmann Wright, Antje Schuhmann

let me tell ya bout white chicks

Let Me Tell Ya ‘Bout White Chicks (1984)

“The plot is this, 5 black guys sit around talking about how awesome white girls are in bed. One guy has never done a white girl and says they don’t turn him on. So as each guy relates his story we go into a flashback that is the sex scene. The scenes are funny with one scene including a man eating cake off of a woman’s nether regions and marveling at how delicious it is. Finally they get the one guy to take on a white girl at the end of the film.” –IMDB

New Wave Hookers (1985)

New Wave Hookers

“the infamous Dark Bros. are going to unlock the door to your imagination. Beyond it lies another dimension: a dimension of sex, passion and uncompromising eroticism. Past the prostitute up ahead, your next stop… “New Wave Hookers”!

Black hustler Jamal and his punk friend Jimmy fall asleep in front of the TV and share a dream of bone-stiffening proportions: As the proprietors of an outrageous call girl service, they use the hottest new-wave tunes to get their girls hot and bothered.

Once they are worked up, the girls set the town ablaze in a flesh fest of heretofore unseen proportions. These gorgeous girls become the sexperts of the new dimention, trapped in a madcap world where all their secret desires are mercilessly unleashed.” – from the box

Hustler: Film of the year 1985!


Traci Lords played the Devil in New Wave Hookers, but was edited out after her underage scandal.

Gregory Dark Now
Gregory Dark went on to direct videos for tweeny boppers Britney Spears & Mandy Moore

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