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America Is Number One Again!* *In mass shootings

America Is Number One Again!*

*In mass shootings

A Sick Country Filled With Guns https://t.co/VgDfUC5leP

Thoughts & Prayers: The Game https://t.co/oaQfzU0qvy

What is your favorite drug cocktail? https://t.co/GBAo8VhpgX

Gordon Ramsay: I’ve Been Asked to Dust Soufflés with Cocaine
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This is the video supposedly of Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerster snorting coke before a meeting https://t.co…

Brazil’s Latest Outbreak of Drug Gang Violence Highlights the Real Culprit: the War on Drugs https://t.co/6hU3V9ufrP

Man allegedly drugged on “Cloud 9” repeatedly headbutts a bus window https://t.co/9LWkciq1N9

“Worse Than Big Tobacco”: How Big Pharma Fuels the Opioid Epidemic https://t.co/JL5xvTlcMe

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Woman expecting yoga mat, gets 20,000 oxycodone pills, worth roughly $400,000, in mail instead https://t.co/pcB7PWa7h5

The accidental invention of the Illuminati conspiracy https://t.co/GsSd48QeuX

Ghostface Killah Is Starting a Cryptocurrency Company
Crypto Rules Everything Around Me https://t.co/XXqutYZ4IN

Swallow the Leader: Amusingly titled, tawdry gay pulp novels of the 50s & 60s https://t.co/Uhcs9ywuQc

Andy Votel: Gallic Magnetic and the Fractional Crystallization of Space Rock https://t.co/R4HKGan2Gf

Glenn Danzig’s hand-painted Misfits gloves can be yours—opening bid $10K https://t.co/yHdEBSNUoJ

You Can Now Replace Your Pet with a Tail-Wagging Robot Pillow https://t.co/nWyR6zWE3B

Shocking footage emerges of genetically altered mutant Hulk-like boars out of Cambodia https://t.co/tRNHfEPnjA

Amazon Alexa Gives Tells Little Boy to Look for Porn
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‘Our minds can be hijacked’: the tech insiders who fear a smartphone dystopia https://t.co/gOesAWNNKw

Leaked audio tape: Harvey Weinstein sexually abuses Ambra Gutierrez https://t.co/z41FRTFPhW

Joey Skaggs: The OG Fake News King #Pranks
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Tomb of Santa Claus Found in Turkey https://t.co/R92WLE35Yv

Watch a Top EPA Nominee Embarrass Himself With Feigned Ignorance of Basic Facts https://t.co/EBWmBUAoOD

The Grim Crime-Scene Dollhouses Made by the ‘Mother of Forensics’ https://t.co/QZzVKT8Uoe

Woman Injects Herself with 3.5 Million-Year-Old Bacteria to Stay Young https://t.co/sWhLMzuokE

To Build Central Park, Manhattan Destroyed a Community https://t.co/pp87gAdbgZ

Bold Eagles: Angry Birds Are Ripping $80,000 Drones Out of the Sky https://t.co/194VKXzqwR

Commit a crime? Your Fitbit, key fob or pacemaker could snitch on you https://t.co/WK9Eba7VnW

Google and Facebook Have Failed Us https://t.co/CGpt98YlSu

How AOL Instant Messenger Shaped the Sexuality of a Generation https://t.co/msI4qLuBks

Screwdriving. Locating and exploiting smart adult toys by hijacking easily discovered Bluetooth https://t.co/EtTRll3HUk

 

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Surrender Dorothy

  • “If I would like to get a child to live with me and take care of me,” I ask. “Could you do that?”

    “Yes,” he says. “I can.”

    He’s speaking in Creole, the most prevalent Haitian language. The man doing the translation, who has set up the meeting, works for us (unbeknownst to the slave trafficker).

    The trafficker assures me he’s done this sort of transaction many times before.

    “A girl or a boy?” he asks.

    “A girl probably,” I say.

    “How old?”

    “Maybe 10 or 11.”

    “Not a problem.”

    He says he can get me an 11-year-old girl, although he suggests that a 15-year-old might be better, because she’d be more “developed.”

    I’m thinking: I can’t believe I’m having this conversation.

    “And this is OK?” I ask. “I won’t have any trouble from their parents or anything like that?”

    “No, you won’t have any problems with their parents.”

    “Why not?”

    “When I give you the child, I will train it for you.”

    I’m not exactly sure what that means.

  • The big items that added trillions to the debt are not even on the field of debate. Because the two teams are not contesting them.

    WARS: When Obama expanded the Afghan war and asked for the largest military budget in world history, the GOP largely applauded. It was bipartisan.

    BUSH TAX CUTS FOR THE WEALTHY: Obama extended them in December

    BANK BAILOUTS: Bipartisan.

    DECLINING TAX REVENUE: Resulted from recession and financial meltdown caused by years of bipartisan (Reagan/Clinton) deregulation of Wall Street. And by big companies like General Electric (whose CEO is Obama’s jobs chairman) dodging their taxes.

    That’s the broad view – a perspective that sees our country over the edge in debt because the leaders of the two teams collaborated in putting it there.

  • A statement to police that led to the arrest of the leader of an alleged Thai rhino poaching syndicate exposes the sleaze in the officially sanctioned shooting of this endangered species, with prostitutes used in “canned hunts”.
  • A global maritime watchdog says sea piracy worldwide surged 36 percent to 266 attacks in the first half this year as Somali pirates took higher risks and raided more vessels.

    The International Maritime Bureau says 61 percent, or 163 of the global attacks, were by Somali pirates largely in the Arabian Sea area. It says pirates fired on ships in rough seas in the Indian Ocean last month, attacking for the first time during the monsoon season.

  • Super cool mini models of old Hong Kong.
  • A paper authored by Tatu Westling of Helsinki University explores the relationship between the GDP growth of countries and the penile length of their residents.

    The size of male organ is found to have an inverse U-shaped relationship with the level of GDP in 1985. It can alone explain over 15% of the variation in GDP. The GDP maximizing size is around 13.5 centimetres, and a collapse in economic development is identified as the size of male organ exceeds 16 centimetres.

    That “U-shaped” curve…it looks like something flaccid-ish, innit?

  • There are skinny houses. And then there is Jakub Szczęsny’s Keret House, which could make Calista Flockhart look like a fatty. At its most generous, the proposed place, in Warsaw, Poland, will clock in at 4 feet wide. At its narrowest, it’ll be just 28 inches wide — thinner than the average doorway. And we complain about our sardine can in New York…
  • Every morning before school, nine-year-old Terisia Techu would undergo a painful procedure. Her mother would take a burning hot pestle straight out of a fire and use it to press her breasts.

    With tears in her eyes as she recalls what it was like, Terisia tells CNN that one day the pestle was so hot, it burned her, leaving a mark. Now 18, she is still traumatized.

    Her mother, Grace, denies the incident. But she proudly demonstrates the method she used on her daughter for several weeks, saying the goal was to make her less desirable to boys — and stave off pregnancy.

  • In a trip to the pirate stronghold of Eyl, Bahadur discovers pirates who are afraid of phantom U.S. navy divers and believe in psychic powers. He even describes an incident of panty-thieving on the high seas.

    He also finds that many widely held beliefs about pirates are wrong, including allegations that they are controlled by international criminal cartels, have alliances with Islamist rebels or use sophisticated intelligence networks. Such assumptions help shape the multibillion dollar fight against piracy.

    “You have a lot of people with agendas making claims that aren’t backed up by anything,” said Bahadur. “I don’t really have an agenda. I just tried to use common sense. … I actually met these people and spoke to them. Most of them had no idea of the outside world.”

  • Why stop at the seat?

    That’s what a Japanese company thought when it began making an all-leather Harley-Davidson motorcycle (above and below), now on display in Milwaukee’s Harley-Davidson Museum.

    “The chopper… took 20 craftspeople from a Japanese company specializing in leather products more than two years to complete.”

    Wrote Mary-Liz Shaw in a June 9, 2011 Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel article, “The bike is a ¾-scale replica made entirely of leather, including wheels, frame, headlight, spark plug boots, chain, fuel valve, even the tools in the tool bag.”

  • As I traveled on the Beltway in the early ’70s near the Mormon Temple in Kensington, I was always amused by one re-occurring sight. On an overpass just as the temple comes into view, someone would always spray paints in big letters “Surrender Dorothy.” The line was from “The Wizard of Oz,” and I’m fairly sure it reflected the graffiti artist’s impression that the temple was reminiscent of the spires that Dorothy and company saw as they approached the Emerald City and their subsequent fear when the witch wrote the phrase in the sky. While I recognize that it was illegal to do that, I marveled at the writer’s ability to write it so boldly as to be seen from the highway. I’ve often wondered if anyone knew the story behind it or knew who the person was.
  • She went into the lavatory hoping to relieve the pain, but instead suddenly gave birth. The baby fell into the lavatory bowl and through the flap onto the tracks under the speeding train, and her mother quickly ran out of the lavatory and jumped from the carriage to find the child.

    Her husband, who pulled the emergency cord, and other passengers who saw her jump, said she injured herself in her leap, but managed to get up and start running back to where the child tumbled onto the track.

  • Two pranksters from Evesham were arrested after accidentally locking themselves in a Pennsylvania constable’s van in Delaware County early Saturday, police in Radnor, Pa., said.

    Ryan Letchford, 21, and Jeffrey Olson, 22, left a party at a condominium complex with a friend and somehow got into a constable’s vehicle on East Lancaster Avenue to take phony “arrest” photographs of themselves, police said.

    The joke was over when the men could not undo the childproof locks that had snapped into place, forcing the friend to call 911 at 3:57 a.m., police said.

    The interior of the van was damaged as the men frantically attempted to free themselves, according to Michael Connor, constable for the township.

  • Some HIV-positive patients in Swaziland are so poor they have resorted to eating cow dung before taking anti-retroviral drugs, Aids activists say.
  • A former employee of Memorial Sloan-Kettering pleaded guilty Tuesday to ripping off $1.5 million worth of toner cartridges from the cancer center to buy diamond jewelry and an expensive car, among other high-priced amenities.

    Marque Gumbs, 33, who earned $37,800 a year as a receiving clerk at the Upper East Side center, used the ill-gotten funds from his supply scam to buy a diamond Rolex, Louis Vuitton bags and watches, and a $50,500 BMW X6, which he paid for in cash. He also took lavish trips to Las Vegas, Cancun and Florida, prosecutors said.

    Gumbs scammed the hospital by ordering $1.5 million in toner shipments from Office Max between September 2007 and August 2010 for printer models that were not even in use at the hospital. The hospital was charged for the toner cartridges, but Gumbs intercepted them at the hospital’s loading dock and sold them for profit.

  • A bundle of cash is a powerful emotional trigger. In fact, human brain scans have shown that the idea of money stimulates the same primal pleasure centers as food, sex and cocaine. So what does this tell you? That if you’re going to use prop money in your film or photograph, you must make it look as real as possible for maximum impact. Here is an abridged how-to guide to making a top-notch bundle of prop money
  • Last October, a man named Rick Gold, a 30-something lawyer who said he lived in Denver’s trendy Highlands neighborhood, appeared on the social scene and slipped comfortably into a welcoming circle of young Jewish professionals.

    He attended Passover meals and Sabbath dinners, knew enough Hebrew to participate in the prayers and joined several faith-based organizations as he told friends of his Israeli heritage and sought to reconnect with his religious roots.

    Through parallel social networks, online and in person, a lot of people got to know Rick Gold.

    Except that they didn’t.

  • At the Black Hat and Defcon security conferences in Las Vegas next week, Mike Tassey and Richard Perkins plan to show the crowd of hackers a year’s worth of progress on their Wireless Aerial Surveillace Platform, or WASP, the second year Tassey and Perkins have displayed the 14-pound, six-foot long, six-foot wingspan unmanned aerial vehicle. The WASP, built from a retired Army target drone converted from a gasoline engine to electric batteries, is equipped with an HD camera, a cigarette-pack sized on-board Linux computer packed with network-hacking tools including the BackTrack testing toolset and a custom-built 340 million word dictionary for brute-force guessing of passwords, and eleven antennae.
  • Internet providers would be forced to keep logs of their customers’ activities for one year–in case police want to review them in the future–under legislation that a U.S. House of Representatives committee approved today.

    The 19 to 10 vote represents a victory for conservative Republicans, who made data retention their first major technology initiative after last fall’s elections, and the Justice Department officials who have quietly lobbied for the sweeping new requirements, a development first reported by CNET.

    A last-minute rewrite of the bill expands the information that commercial Internet providers are required to store to include customers’ names, addresses, phone numbers, credit card numbers, bank account numbers, and temporarily-assigned IP addresses, some committee members suggested. By a 7-16 vote, the panel rejected an amendment that would have clarified that only IP addresses must be stored.

  • Imagine yourself with your head in the business end of a guillotine. I know, it’s not the most pleasant of thoughts, but the guillotine was once considered a humane way to kill someone: Just a quick slice and you’re flat-out dead.

    But researchers are finding that neurons, the cells that make up the brain, are active even after their blood supply is suddenly cut off. And they may show activity for longer than a minute, according to a Science News report.

    So, imagine yourself in the guillotine again. Once that big blade comes swooshing down and your head rolls away, are you still aware? Could you see the world around you? Might you actually experience the horrific reality that is your head removed from your body – for a minute or more?

  • Whitcomb confessed that between the years of 2007 and 2010, he produced videos containing three boys, all which were under the age of 16. According to prosecutors, Whitcomb first gained the trust of his victims and their families by inviting them over to play video games. Ultimately the video games turned into video recordings of sexual activities. According to the victims, Whitcomb would resort to violence if they would not comply with his wishes.
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  • The six-week-old cat – which was abandoned at the roadside – earned the moniker because of her distinctive black moustache.

    Staff at Wood Green animal shelter in Godmanchester, Cambs., say they are struggling to find her a loving home because of her unusual markings.

    Spokeswoman Tara Dundon said: ”Kitler is an adorable little girl who will make a wonderful addition to the right family. She is really playful and a typical sweet kitten.
    Thanks PrinceTerrence

  • A Korean anime fan has proudly tied the knot with a pillowcase featuring the image of his favorite magical girl heroine.

    Heavy Rain asked the player, “how far would you go for love?” Would you go so far as to travel to another country? Would you kill a man? Or would you just decide that your soulmate was a fictional character and marry her image printed on a cotton pillowcase?

    A Korean otaku opted to go with the last option, wedding a dakimakura body pillow featuring the image of Fate Testarossa, one of the popular heroines of magical girl show Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha. Not only has this particularly dedicated fan married his favorite pillowcase, he also takes her out on dates to restaurants and to amusement parts, as chronicled on media sites.

  • Primitive ancestors of the guillotine were used in Ireland, England and Italy in the 14th and 15th Centuries. Several known decapitation devices such as the Italian Mannaia, the Scottish Maiden, and the Halifax Gibbet are well documented and may pre-date the use of the French guillotine by as much as 500 years. The following deals mostly with the modern guillotine from the late 18th Century until today. It is not meant to be a complete history or even a complete overview of the history as this would take hundreds of pages. Instead consider it a brief introduction to the subject highlighted by a few good pictures.
  • Federal agents from the FBI and CIA/FBI Joint Terrorist Task Force tried to get a distinguished international lawyer to inform on his Arab and Muslim clients in violation of their Constitutional rights to attorney-client privilege, this reporter has learned. When the lawyer refused, he said the FBI placed him on a “terrorist watch list.”

    Law professor Francis Boyle gave a chilling account of how, in the summer of 2004, two agents showed up at his office (at the University of Illinois, Champaign,) “unannounced, misrepresented who they were and what they were about to my secretary, gained access to my office, interrogated me for about one hour, and repeatedly tried to get me to become their informant on my Arab and Muslim clients.”

  • There are fewer undocumented immigrants in California – and the Sacramento region – because many are now finding the American dream south of the border.

    “It’s now easier to buy homes on credit, find a job and access higher education in Mexico,” Sacramento’s Mexican consul general, Carlos González Gutiérrez, said Wednesday. “We have become a middle-class country.”

    Mexico’s unemployment rate is now 4.9 percent, compared with 9.4 percent joblessness in the United States.

  • Besides Tylenol, acetaminophen is the active ingredient in the prescription painkillers Percocet and Vicodin and in some nonprescription pain relievers, including NyQuil and some Sudafed products. It’s found in thousands of medicines taken for headaches, fever, sore throats and chronic pain.

    But people taking multiple medicines at once don’t always realize how much acetaminophen they are ingesting, partly because prescription drug labels often list it under the abbreviation “APAP.”

  • Iarpa, the intelligence community’s way-out research shop, wants to know where you took that vacation picture over the Fourth of July. It wants to know where you took that snapshot with your friends when you were at that New Year’s Eve party. Oh yeah, and if you happen to be a terrorist and you took a photo with some of your buddies while prepping for a raid, the agency definitely wants to know where you took that picture — and it’s looking for ideas to help figure it out.

    In an announcement for its new “Finder” program, the agency says that it is looking for ways to geolocate (a fancy word for “locate” that implies having coordinates for a place) images by extracting data from the images themselves and using this to make guesses about where they were taken.

  • Wash down yer Extenze with some Ron Jeremy rum
  • Over the years, I’ve tried various sorts of infusions, with vodka and other liquors. Fruit and herb-infused are the best known, and are often wonderful. But what I like is meat. Where’s the infusion for people like me? I felt disenfranchised, and alone, especially after some research on the interwebs revealed a real lack of meat-based liqueurs. It would be up to me to blaze the trail.

    I decided that a hot dog based infusion would work best. Not as assertive as chorizo, but bolder than pork chops or steak; in addition, the preservatives in the dogs would lend themselves to prolonged infusion. With that in mind, I began with fine all-beef franks:

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Goin’ Apeshit!

I Hate my Parents!

Girls in Boots!

“>✪ Miss Teen USA 2007 – South Carolina Answers A Question

This never gets old. “I personally believe, that U.S. Americans, are unable to do so, because uh, some, people out there, in our nation don’t have maps, and uh… I believe that our education like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as… and, I believe they should uh, our education over here, in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

Obama Reptoid

Orgone Accumulator aka The Orgasmatron

“I couldn’t resist. William S. Burroughs, after all, had claimed to have a spontaneous orgasm from sitting in one.”

Urine-Soaked Eggs

“First, soak eggs in urine and heat them over the stove. After it boils, get all eggs out and crack their shells before putting them back. After a while, pour in new urine. Repeat it and simmer eggs for an entire day.”, “it tastes like spring.”, “The smell kills me. I feel like throwing up at the thought of it. It stinks.” – Video [Semen Sperms]

There Is No Poop Fairy

Flash Robbing – Blame the internet!

Creepy, Crusty, Crumbling, Illegal – Tour of Abandoned Six Flags New Orleans [75 Pics]

Dial-up sound 700% slower (“>Creepy)

A Gallery of DEVOlutionary Tattoos

Baboon Running Wild in New Jersey! I hope he’s having a Great Adventure!

Normal New Jersey – Foul-Mouthed Mechanic Broadcasted Over 911 System (with audio) – When asked if this situation would make him clean up his language around the shop, Taborelli responded, “I don’t know about that. … What, do you have one of the fishes on the back of your car?”, referring to the Christian fish symbols sold for display on vehicles.

Kids ingesting embalming fluid in wave of  90s nostalgia – “Apparently, someone read something and thought, Hey, this is what they did back in the 90s! This sounds cheap!”

Dead Kennedys’ “Too Drunk” Ad Pulled

“The complaints suggested the use of the song promoted irresponsible drinking.”

Normal New Jersey – Pizza Prankster Strikes: 10 orders placed!

Nipple-Ripping Incident

When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor, according to the police report.

Danger Woman, The Songbird of Justice

Danger Woman: the singing superheroine who fights for the rights of disabled people. Danger Woman is a singing superheroine who fights for equal civil rights for all races, all sexual orientations and most of all for all disabled people. She uses her karaoke powers to save the world from the evil Triphobes, those who would take away the civil rights of the aforementioned groups.

Before the riot – The Canucks Fans 2,110 Megapixel Photo

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The Monkeyshines Will Drive You Wild

  • Sure it looks like a dubious model of a hummingbird which would be at home on a shelf at your granny’s house – but this is actually a $4million spy drone.

    The mini spy plane has been developed by a major Pentagon contractor over a period of five years and is said to contain revolutionary new technology.

    Called a ‘Nano Hummingbird’ the two-wing, flapping aircraft is capable of climbing and descending vertically, and flying sideways left and right.

  • Worried that they’re out to get you? Tinfoil hats just aren’t cutting it any more? A new system designed to reveal when microphones, cameras and other sensors are recording could reassure those who are paranoid about their privacy.
  • It’s a grisly and mysterious effort: Japan today began excavations at a former army medical school—in the search for human remains linked to the military’s shadowy Unit 731. It ran a notorious World War II program that allegedly conducted live experiments on foreign prisoners of war, most of them Chinese. It reportedly injected them with typhus, cholera, and other diseases as part of the country’s research into germ warfare, and reportedly performed vivisections and freezing prisoners to death in endurance tests.
  • A Georgia resident has been an organic farmer for years, but now faces $5000 dollars in fines for growing too many vegetables on his land. That’s right.
  • No-one likes having their cinema experience ruined someone noisily munching on popcorn when they’re trying to watch a movie.

    But most of us simply tut at the eating offender and carry on. Not so in Latvia, where a man has been shot dead after a popcorn-based argument.

  • At a plastic surgery clinic in Upper Manhattan that caters to Dominicans, one of the most popular procedures is an operation to lift women’s buttocks, because — as the doctor explains — “they all like the curve.”

    In Flushing, Queens, surgeons have their attention trained a few feet higher, on upturned noses that their Chinese patients want flipped down. Russian women in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, are having their breasts enlarged, while Koreans in Chinatown are having jaw lines slimmed.

  • Scientists at the Institute of Marine Mammal Studies are investigating unusually high numbers of stillborn and aborted dolphins in the Gulf of Mexico region. Seventeen infant dolphins have washed up on shore so far this year, compared to an average of one or two a month, says one scientist.
  • Family members smuggled pot to the miners in their letters, and small groups of the miners would sneak off to smoke it, leaving others out of the loop.

    They “never even offered me one,” miner Samuel Avalos is quoted.

    The drugs, instead of promoting camaraderie, were divisive to group morale, officials thought, and they considering using drug sniffing dogs to intercept the shipments.

    Then of course, there was the absence of their regular sexual partners, and the miners were soon requesting some help in that department so doctors worked on how to appease the men’s sexual desire.

    Pornography and pinups were sent down, and at one point, a donor offered to send 10 inflatable sex dolls to the trapped men. But that idea was shot down.

  • Would-be NFL prospects taking part in training camp seemed surprisingly relaxed when being told that a gorilla had escaped from a near-by zoo.

    That was, until the ‘gorilla’ ran out of the bushes and towards them – leaving the American Football players scurrying away screaming like little girls.

  • According to Anonymous, Westboro Baptist Church was behind the Open Letter allegedly from Anonymous, and then added fuel to the flames with WBC’s “Bring it” reply. Anonymous warns don’t DDoS, it’s a trap to collect IPs for suing.
  • Incredible video has surfaced after a news crew from local Fox station KTXL was attacked and beaten in Natomas, California on Sunday. The crew included a male reporter and a female videographer. Both were repeatedly struck, with the woman being pulled to the ground by her hair and kicked in the face. They were trying to cover reaction to a recent murder.
    Incredible video has surfaced after a news crew from local Fox station KTXL was attacked and beaten in Natomas, California on Sunday. The crew included a male reporter and a female videographer. Both were repeatedly struck, with the woman being pulled to the ground by her hair and kicked in the face. They were trying to cover reaction to a recent murder.
  • The suit says Warren “began making overly suggestive comments” to Colombo toward the end of her son’s freshman year at Clifton High. “Specifically, Warren stated to Plaintiff that ‘if you let me suck your breasts, then I will make sure B.C. is not accused of doing anything wrong and I will help him if he gets into trouble,’ or words to that effect.”
  • The documentary, made in the style of a Soviet propaganda film, said “rock music originated from African hunting rituals” and “rap was originated by inmates in prisons, that’s why rap singers wear wide and long trousers”.

    “This satanic music was created by evil forces to bring youth in Western countries to total moral degradation,” according to the documentary.

  • First off, the crux of the story is that a guy named Dennis Montgomery seems to have concocted an elaborate con on the US government that worked for years. He created some software, supposedly originally designed to help colorize movies, but it was later pitched for its capability to (I’m not joking) read coded messages in the “crawl bar” on Al Jazeera which (it was claimed) provided clues to planned terrorist attacks. Various US government agencies basically kept handing over millions and millions of dollars to Mr. Montgomery and partners. Some of those former partners now admit that Montgomery’s technology was a hoax, and his presentations included doctored videos and test results.
  • Recently, a man riding a motorcycle near a Beijing PetroChina gas station was involved in an accident, his backpack was carrying a large amount of 100 yuan bills, and as a result….

    A gas station attendant risked his life to protect the cash, but a crowd scrambled around him.

  • An American jailed in Pakistan for the fatal shooting of two armed men was secretly working for the CIA and scouting a neighborhood when he was arrested, a disclosure likely to further frustrate U.S. government efforts to free the man and strain relations between two countries partnered in a fragile alliance in the war on terror.
  • The Simpsons’ dry, absurdist wit has clear roots in this short film directed and starring Matt Groening’s father, Homer Groening.
    Thanks Smartender.
  • I am pleased to preview ‘Dead Drops’ a new project which I started off as part of my ongoing EYEBEAM residency in NYC the last couple weeks. ‘Dead Drops’ is an anonymous, offline, peer to peer file-sharing network in public space. I am ‘injecting’ USB flash drives into walls, buildings and curbs accessable to anybody in public space. You are invited to go to these places (so far 5 in NYC) to drop or find files on a dead drop. Plug your laptop to a wall, house or pole to share your favorite files and data. Each dead drop contains a readme.txt file explaining the project. ‘Dead Drops’ is still in progress, to be continued here and in more cities. Full documentation, movie, map and ‘How to make your own dead drop’ manual coming soon! Stay tuned.
  • The drug known as ecstasy has been used by 12 million people in the United States alone and millions more worldwide. Past research has suggested that ecstasy users perform worse than nonusers on some tests of mental ability. But there are concerns that the methods used to conduct that research were flawed, and the experiments overstated the cognitive differences between ecstasy users and nonusers.

    In response to those concerns, a team of researchers has conducted one of the largest studies ever undertaken to re-examine the cognitive effects of ecstasy, funded by a $1.8 million grant from the National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA) and published today in the journal Addiction. The study was specifically designed to minimize the methodological limitations of earlier research.

    In contrast to many prior studies, ecstasy users in the new study showed no signs of cognitive impairment attributable to drug use: ecstasy use did not decrease mental ability.

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Topple The Mountains And Overturn The Seas

  • Oil from the BP spill remains stuck on the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico, according to a top scientist’s video and slides that she says demonstrate the oil isn’t degrading as hoped and has decimated life on parts of the sea floor.

    That report is at odds with a recent report by the BP spill compensation czar that said nearly all will be well by 2012.

    At a science conference in Washington Saturday, marine scientist Samantha Joye of the University of Georgia aired early results of her December submarine dives around the BP spill site. She went to places she had visited in the summer and expected the oil and residue from oil-munching microbes would be gone by then. It wasn’t.

  • A major hardware update to the masterlock cracking robot. Upgraded the previously non-working latch opening mechanism to be geared down 1:25, allowing it to open the shackle.
  • Since it began publishing a trove of classified United States Embassy cables on November 28, 2010, Wikileaks has faced an onslaught of censorship that demonstrated how online speech is vulnerable when intermediaries refuse to host contentious or unpopular speech. When payment providers, service providers and even visualization software services cut off services, Wikileaks struggled to keep their site online, going down for periods of time and reducing the content they carry. But while the availability of Wikileaks content was restricted, the demand from readers and media organizations to access that information stayed strong. Now a new generation of Wikileaks-inspired websites is populating the Internet — decentralizing the concept of whistleblowing and making it harder to shut down speech merely by cutting off services to one site.
  • On February 8, 2009, a customer at an ATM at a Bank of America branch in Sun Valley, Calif., spotted something that didn’t look quite right about the machine: A silver, plexiglass device had been attached to the ATM’s card acceptance slot, in a bid to steal card data from unsuspecting ATM users.

    But the customer and the bank’s employees initially overlooked a secondary fraud device that the unknown thief had left at the scene: A sophisticated, battery operated and motion activated camera designed to record victims entering their personal identification numbers at the ATM.

    The camera was discovered more than a day later by a maintenance worker who was servicing the ATM. The device, pictured below with the boxy housing in which it was discovered, was designed to fit into the corner of the ATM framework and painted to match.

  • German researchers say that they have found a way to steal passwords stored on a locked Apple iPhone in just six minutes.

    And they can do it it without cracking the iPhone’s passcode.

  • According to officials, Bilal’s gang would purchase stolen credit-card information from websites based overseas.

    Using inexpensive credit-card encoders, Bilal’s brothers then programmed the information onto the magnetic strips of credit cards.

    Investigators said the scam – which lasted from June 2008 to December 2010 – went undetected for so long because the counterfeit credit card had the criminals’ names, not the victims’.

  • Well, basically this title attracted my attention: How to Do an Online Background Check for Free. I had to try it with myself.
  • Only as strong as yer weakest link.
  • The best thing the government can do for cybersecurity world-wide is to use its buying power to improve the security of the IT products everyone uses. If it imposes significant security requirements on its IT vendors, those vendors will modify their products to meet those requirements. And those same products, now with improved security, will become available to all of us as the new standard.
  • Then, about a week ago, I heard from a source in the hacker underground who remarked, “You know eHarmony got hacked, too, right?” I quickly checked several fraud forums that I monitor, and soon found a curious solicitation from a user at Carder.biz, an online forum that enables cyber crooks to engage in a variety of shady transactions, from buying and selling hacked data and accounts to the purchase and/or renting of criminal services, such as botnet hosting, exploit packs, purloined credit card and consumer identity data. The seller, using the nickname “Provider” and pictured in the screen shot below, purported to have access to “different parts of the [eHarmony] infrastructure,” including a compromised database and e-mail channels. Provider was offering this information for prices ranging from $2,000 to $3,000.
  • A British man has admitted hacking into a computer server, and stealing 400 billion poker chips from Zynga, makers of popular social networking games such as FarmVille. The poker chips’ estimated worth? An eye-watering $12 million (£7.4 million).

    29-year-old Ashley Mitchell, from Paignton, Devon, admitted hacking into Zynga Poker’s servers and transferring the online poker chips to fake Facebook accounts he had created. The chips were then sold to other online gamblers, for a discounted price.

    An Exeter courtroom was told that Mitchell – who runs his own Facebook application called Gambino Poker – netted about £50,000 from the scheme, selling about one-third of the 400 billion chips on the black market. If he had continued it’s estimated he could have made in excess of $290,000 (£184,000).

  • Local police chief Henry Purnell said that that the veterinarian indicated that these sows had very serious vaginal infections, and determined that they were a caused by sexual activity. Besides vaginal infections, some of the female hogs also had wounds in their vaginas, suspected of being caused by violent sexual activity. Entrusted by the farm owner, the police installed secret cameras in the farm to find out how these female pigs came to be sexually assaulted.

    Afterward, a nearby 52-year-old man appeared on camera, this man’s name being Andrew Lee Nash. The video showed Nash doing a very unusual thing: taking off his underwear behind the group of pigs. Nash’s crime lasted a long time.

    Criminal suspect Nash has been charged with 12 counts [“of unnatural intercourse”], and if convicted, he faces a maximum of 120 years of imprisonment…

  • The public debt is now over $13 trillion, or over $40,000 for every man, woman, and child in the U.S. The value is $200,000 per person if the unfunded debt is included. Through no action of his own, or even an opportunity to reject the imposition, every resident of the United States has become obligated for a debt—for life—that cannot be relieved. It is manifestly clear that an obligation of $40,000 can only be visualized as an unrestricted claim on the future earnings of the citizenry. The citizen has been reduced to an indentured servant, or slave, compelled to work for the company store and still face an ever increasing amount of debt. There is no possible relief. If the earnings of a citizen are properly subject to confiscation by taxation, the government can take the entirety and return what pittance Congress in their largess may bestow. A nation of sovereign people has been reduced to haves and have-nots; the middle class has been eliminated.
  • Cultural relativity is an amazing thing. While American parents worry about their kids being on Facebook, Egyptian parents are naming their kids “Facebook” to commemorate the events surrounding the #Jan25 revolution.

    According to Al-Ahram (one of the most popular newspapers in Egypt) a twenty-something Egyptian man has named his first born daughter “Facebook” in tribute to the role the social media service played in organizing the protests in Tahrir Square and beyond.

  • No one at the Short Hills mall parking lot saw the exchange. Or if they did, it wouldn’t have seemed like anything special — certainly not two suburban moms trafficking in unregulated substances.

    In a long black winter coat and sunglasses, Westfield mom Jennifer Richter approached from one direction. Grace Markey, also bundled in an overcoat, advanced from the other. Markey, who lives in Lincoln Park, opened a portable blue cooler and pulled out what looked like small white bricks. Richter matter-of-factly transferred them to a large green tote.

    The two suburban women — who met on Facebook — are not spies handing over secrets, or illegal drugs.

    This is all about breast milk.

  • As Noam Chomsky puts it: “The population in the United States is angry, frustrated and full of fear and irrational hatreds. And the folks not far from you on Wall Street are just doing fine. They’re the ones who created the current crisis. They’re the ones who were called upon to deal with it. They’re coming out stronger and richer than ever. But everything’s fine – as long as the population is passive.”
  • 1) Man leaves laptop locked while quickly going to the bathroom. A device can then be inserted and then removed without touching the laptop itself except at the target port. (i.e. one can’t touch the mouse, keyboard, insert a CD, etc.) 2) Woman shuts down her laptop and goes home. One then can insert a device into the target port and assume she will not see it when she returns the next day. One can then remove the device at a later time after she boots up the machine.
  • The FBI urged members of the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Crime, Terrorism and Homeland Security on Thursday to update the Communications Assistance to Law Enforcement Act (CALEA) and make it easier for authorities to eavesdrop on Internet.

    “Over the years, through interpretation of the statute by the Federal Communications Commission, the reach of CALEA has been expanded to include facilities-based broadband internet access and Voice over Internet Protocol (VoIP) services that are fully inter-connected with the public switched telephone network,” FBI General Counsel Valeria Caproni told the subcommittee.

    “Although that expansion of coverage has been extremely helpful, CALEA does not cover popular Internet-based communications modalities such as webmail, social networking sites or peer-to-peer services.”

  • It’s a sign of the times.

    The classic schoolhouse prank of slapping a “kick me” sign on a classmate’s back is no joke at one Upper East Side school, where the city’s zero-tolerance anti-bullying policy was strictly enforced against a 9-year-old boy.

    The fourth-grader was spotted sticking a yellow Post-it inviting “Kick me, please” on another little boy’s backside on Jan. 25.

    But instead of getting banished to the corner for a timeout, the PS 158 prankster was bounced from the classroom for two days, The Post has learned.

    The boy’s mom fumed that the old-school gag was just “playing around” — but a parent who asked to remain anonymous called the Post-it “maliciousness — it’s not kid’s play.”

  • Front service [left column]

    1. Ten finger strumming the instrument
    2. Countless ties and a thousand links
    3. Breast massage
    4. Ten fingers linked to the heart
    5. Roaming the world
    6. Green ocean
    7. Desert storm
    8. Tuck between breasts
    9. Flowing water, golden mountain
    10. Toast to the emperor
    11. Ice and fire; nine steps to heaven
    12. Star wars
    13. 360 degrees blowjob

    Back service [right column]

    1. Foot massage
    2. Hand wash the dragon gate
    3. Ten finger strumming the instrument
    4. Breast massage
    5. countless ties and a thousand links
    6. Ten fingers linked to the heart
    7. Roaming the world
    8. Green ocean
    9. Desert storm
    10. Tuck between breasts
    11. Flowing water, golden mountain
    12. Lone dragon pass through
    13. Seeking the moon under the sea
    14. Topple the mountains and overturn the seas

  • “This rhetoric can give someone a free pass to try to assault a police officer or kill a police officer, and I’m not going to allow that,” he said. “My officers should be able to go out here and work in the neighborhoods and keep this city safe without fear and without hesitation.”

    And, the chief implored the community – naming himself, activists and journalists – to “lower the rhetoric.”

    In other words, criticizing the police for violently assaulting and killing strangers is clearly a sign you may be secretly plotting to kill cops! So put down your camera citizen, return to your normal position as hapless subject under our dominion!

  • A 16-year-old son has allegedly confessed to killing his mother because she took away his Playstation games console.

    Kendall Anderson attacked his mother Rashida with a claw hammer while she slept, bludgeoning her 20 times, police say.

    When the hammer attack didn’t kill her, the South Philadelphia teenager dragged the 37-year-old downstairs and tried to ‘cremate her’ in the kitchen oven, according to a court report in the Philadelphia Inquirer.

    When that failed, he grabbed a chair leg and beat her around the head, before dumping her body in an alley behind the house, it is claimed.

    ‘The victim’s body was found under debris,’ a police source told MailOnline. ‘She had suffered a blunt trauma to the head.’

  • “The US army has a requirement for a rapid-fire non-lethal capability,” says Ken Schulters, project manager for close combat systems at Picatinny Arsenal in New Jersey. “All currently fielded non-lethal ammunition is single shot.”

    Firing rapidly at long range is likely to be dangerously inaccurate, says Angela Wright of Amnesty International. “Such a weapon system would allow for a burst of non-accurate fire at a crowd, with high risk of hitting bystanders, ricochets and of hitting vulnerable areas of the body,” she says.
    Despite being hollow and plastic, if a round were to strike someone in the head, it could severely injure or kill them

  • What does the Gulf look and feel like now, 8 months after the spill?

    Additional tar balls and tar mats are continuing to wash ashore all along the Gulf Coast of Mississippi and in adjacent states. Federal and state seafood resource monitoring and testing agencies are still using their “sniff” tests to determine the “safety” of our seafood products and are still not being believed by folks in the know. Chemtrails are still being sprayed in our skies as federal military and other aviation interests blanket the region with “unknown” chemicals (probably aluminum and other minerals) to promote bacterial growth in the “Gulf of Oil” waters and to combat the volatile organic compounds (VOCs) emanating from the BP oil spill.

  • Her complexion and limbs were translucently pallid, her locks long, straight and blonde.

    Now, racial mixing since the days of slavery means ‘black’ Americans come in a whole range of skin hues, but in recent years Beyonce’s tone seems miraculously to be changing from dusky to peachy.

    In truth, it is hard now to tell she is the daughter of an African-American father and Creole mother. It was three years ago that L’Oreal was accused of whitening Beyonce’s face in a magazine advert, a charge denied by the company. But now there she is, looking like a willowy Caucasian.

  • On Thursday, Broward County Sheriff’s deputies arrested Tomas Bautista, 40, who reportedly came home drunk and sexually assaulted a Chihuahua in his backyard.

    The dog, Mimi, belongs to Bautista’s roommate, who reportedly found her bleeding and Bautista passed out with his pants around his ankles.

    Bautista admitted to sexually abusing the tiny dog.

    Mimi was taken to Coral Springs Animal Hospitalfor treatment and is back home recovering now.

    Bautista is charged with cruelty to animals, a felony. He is currently being held in the Broward County Jail on an immigration hold.

  • In contrast to the caramel one might make at home by melting sugar in a saucepan, the artificial brown coloring in colas and some other products is made by reacting sugars with ammonia and sulfites under high pressure and temperatures. Chemical reactions result in the formation of 2-methylimidazole and 4 methylimidazole, which in government-conducted studies caused lung, liver, or thyroid cancer or leukemia in laboratory mice or rats.
  • The recent US-backed wave of revolution sweeping the Middle East is just the beginning of a greater move to dislodge Iran and begin regaining ground against Russia and China after several years of disappointing results geopolitically. The ultimate goal in mind is to force Russia and China to accept their role as “responsible stakeholders” in the unipolar Anglo-American “new world order.” The unipolar world of Anglo-American financier domination requires that all competition be eliminated, all nations become interdependent, and most importantly, all governments conform to the globalists’ model of “civil society” which in turn answers to centralized global institutions.
  • Seattle Police officer Ian Birk will not face criminal charges for shooting and killing a woodcarver from Vancouver Island.

    In August, John Williams who is a member of the Ditidaht First Nation was carrying a carving knife as he crossed a Seattle Street.

    Officer Ian Birk ordered him to drop it and then shot him seconds later.

    Prosecutors in Seattle have rejected charges saying there was no evidence the officer acted with malice or criminal intent.

    Birk joined the Seattle Police Department in July 2008. He resigned late Tuesday afternoon (February 16th.) Seattle police Officer Ian Birk Will Get Away With Murder Killing Indian Wood carve

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SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 9

Weird Statues in Children’s Recreational Parks
a beer bottle with another beer bottle
Contortion
Russian Scientists Claim to Invent Drug-Free Cannabis, Suggest it to Replace Wild Cannabis Worldwide – NEWS – MOSNEWS.COM
Bitten by the Nuclear Dragon
Extreme Wake Up Pranks
China Death Bus
Damn Birds Online Game
Wolphin
The Most Expensive Lemon
“It was a sweet ride turned sour: a $1.7-million Mercedes-Benz roadster that died after cruising 10 blocks. That works out to $170,000 a block ‚Äî perhaps the most expensive test drive on record.”
Goo Shooter Controls Crowds
Kicks of the Week
Real Shitty Coffee
The Feejee Mermaid
ASFR (alt.sex.fetish.robots)
The Sumo Rustler
Big enough for you?
No sex please, robot, just clean the floor
“Although the nightmare vision of a Terminator world controlled by machines may seem fanciful, scientists believe the boundaries for human-robot interaction must be set now ‚Äî before super-intelligent robots develop beyond our control.”
Done Got His Head Buss
Regular Shit Nigga Wanted To Pop Off They Ate His Food(Slashed Him)
SweetMuscle Bodybuilder Women Nudes
Japanese Sex Slang
vandals gone wild
Crush, Kill, DESTROY!!!
Japanese kid playing music game
Court: 15-year-old girls can marry
Colorado recognizes common-law marriages
500 Person Japanese Orgy
More Eyeballs
– Drank Boy
Gals II
Exercise x Engrish = Fun!
Hot trend: The Leak
Wheelchair Crowdsurfer
The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards!
Rate Celebrity Plastic Surgery
NYC Carved Creatures
“Gnomes, monsters, devils and creatures of all shapes, sizes and expressions lurk over doorways all over town. Purely decorative in intent, they differ from gargoyles, whose purpose is to funnel water off rooves.”
Genpets.com – Bioengineered Buddies!
World’s oldest condom
A turtle in the Ozarks is terribly deformed by living trapped in a 6 pack ring
White Women on Opium Den 1892
Police don’t have to knock, justices say
“The Supreme Court ruled Thursday that police armed with a warrant can barge into homes and seize evidence even if they don’t knock, a huge government victory that was decided by President Bush’s new justices.”
Elephants crush town
“In what appears to be a case of elephants retaliating against humans, hundreds of villagers have taken refuge on boats in Bangladesh after their homes were destroyed by rampaging pachyderms, local officials said on Wednesday.”
Government Increasingly Turning to Data Mining
“Privacy advocates say the practice exposes ordinary people to ever more scrutiny by authorities while skirting legal protections designed to limit the government’s collection and use of personal data.”
Hiroshima miniture model – before and after
Students Arrested After Videotape Of Fight Surfaces On MySpace.com
Jack the cat chases black bear up tree
Drug Warriors Push Eye-Eating Fungus
Backs to the future
New analysis of the language and gesture of South America’s indigenous Aymara people indicates a reverse concept of time.
Drug caches found in Home Depot vanities
Without a Trace – Teen Orgy
This is what CBS is getting sued $3.3 million for…
CBS Stations: Indecency Complaints Invalid
“Virtually none of those who complained to the Federal Communications Commission about the teen drama Without A Trace actually saw the episode in question, CBS affiliates said as they asked the agency to rescind its proposed record indecency fine of $3.3
short film
Silicone Injected Penis
The Frito Bandito
BUTTOCKS IN THE HISTORY OF ART
Robby The Robot
“Satin”-ic Graffiti News Report
“Cuz I’m a punk, that’s what I do.”
MyHeritage face recognition : Find the Celebrity in You‚Ñ¢
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
How to Blow Smoke Rings
50 Dumbest Rock-Star Extravagances
Phallus Gallery – phallic art in the days of Pompeii, Italy.
Homeland Security accepts fake ID
Bunny the Tap Dancer
Holy Fuckin’ Christ!
Band at Retarted Party
OMFG!!!
Women Run Obstacle Course Hypnotized so Sounds Cause Orgasms
Gay Meets Kids
Fight!
Hosts Talk Show, Gets Fresh With Guest
Improv Everywhere Mission: Best Buy
50 people dress up like Besy Buy employees and mob a store.
Rainy season brings glow-in-the-dark mushrooms
Most Tattooed Man – Lucky Diamond Rich
Elephant Drive-In
One minute, harmony; the next, chimp mayhem
Monkey Brawl!
Pole Dancer Takes A Tumble
Cake Song.
This shit WILL get stuck in yer head!
C’mon Fatso, And Just Bust A Move
The Remix!
Help solve the mystery
“There are about 50 slides in all- all dating from between 1959 and 1969 and all of young women. Some, like the ones here have letters written on their foreheads…”
Prosecutor: While cameras rolled, N.C. trio castrated willing men
Whatever You Do Don’t Watch This!
I warned you!
Disposable: A History of Skateboard Art – Online Galleries
VERSUS ROBOCOP
DIY Bush Impeachment
Before Prohibition: Images from the preprohibition era
Boomin’ System!
throws cyclist off a bridge
Johnson hates birds
give us all your money
Attacked!!
Mister Softee Dies
The Monkey Chow Diaries
“But can a human subsist on a constant diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys do? For the good of human kind, I’m about to find out. On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: “a complete and bala
Hamburger or Tuna Melt?
Fuck Myspace, We’re Deleting Our Profile
Maiden – Number of the beast
Pirate Party of the United States
200 lt Diet Coke x 500 Mentos
In vitro meat
Oink!
The Ultimate Thing Costume
Fantastic Four Costume Made of Real Rocks!
ILoveAnything.Com
Crystal Cave of the Giants
Love at First Bite
“I put my ring finger in Clive‚Äôs mouth and he put his ring finger in my mouth with our teeth resting right on the last joint. We looked in each other‚Äôs eyes, nodded, and bit down as hard as we could. It was a little disappointing because we couldn‚Äôt
Rubber Urinal Suit
345 horsepower, 5.7-liter HEMI V-8 engine powered Barbeque
A REAL Man’s BBQ! Also check out the Hemi Big Wheel.
Vespa mandarinia
The Asian Giant Hornet
Watch it shred: PRI-MAX vs. BMW
Angels & Demons
6/6/6
Ooooof!
Never Not Working Sighting
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Snitch On A Terrorist – Get A Suitcase Fulla Cash!
Morgellons Update!
“One San Francisco woman describes “tiny green shrimp” that come from her face, and she said she saw a fly pop out of her right eye.”
Secret Fun Spot
Bus Drama (Translated)
Thnx Esteban Potencias!
Bag Ladies
Famous Navels – free celebrity belly buttons – thousands of navel pictures
Girls + Toilets
3D Space Invaders
Eyeball stickers on Grand St.
Deadly kites banned in Pakistan city
Love Bald Bush!
WWII’s Kilroy Was Here , The inside info on how the legend started
Baby’s death blamed on 2nd hand crack smoke
The Oops list
Crashes galore
Photographing Squirrels
Squirrels With Cameras
Tiger & Piglets
Monkey Do
Buildings of Disaster
Buildings of Disaster are miniature replicas of famous structures where some tragic or terrible events happened to take place.
Switch to heavy metal signals danger
War between the Judas Priest and Evil Warriors gangs
Was the 2004 Election Stolen?
Republicans prevented more than 350,000 voters in Ohio from casting ballots or having their votes counted — enough to have put John Kerry in the White House.
Chat Rooms
Dream Body
Sex in the MRI
2 goat heads + 1 coconut + 1 pentagram = ?
Is It Raining Aliens?
Nearly 50 tons of mysterious red particles showered India in 2001. Now the race is on to figure out what the heck they are.
Raw Horseflesh Ice Cream
Mmmmmmm!
Eurobad ’74
Europe’s worst interiors of 1974.
Baby With Three Arms
Pedophile party starts in Netherlands
A new political party in the Netherlands is dedicated to legalizing sex between adults and children.
Japanese Amputee Sex Dolls
RealDoll Configurator
Pépé Smit
Mr. Cool Ice!
Worst. Tattoo. Ever.
<3 Tunafish
Lucky Bum
Carthedral!
Carthedral is a rolling Gothic Cathedral complete with flying buttresses, stained glass pointed windows, and gargoyles.
Merry Saddles‚Ñ¢ Erotic Cycling Supply
How to make hash
Free Tennessee BBQ Grill
Pick your nose and eat snot to stay healthy!
the broken laptop i sold on ebay
The Revenge Of A Burnt eBayer!
Modern Moist Towelette Collecting
White Trash Mom Britney Spears
Sculptures by Sachiko Kodama
Magnetic Liquid…Crazy!
DeLorean – Back To The Future
Safety Not Guaranteed
Our Parisian Homies @ Honeyee.com Blog Collabo
A Closer Look at the New Assault on Indecency and Profanity at the FCC
Reporter Gets Owned
Anal Fissure Self Help Page
Porn in the woods
Bad heroin sparks a series of overdoses
Jury gives woman $5M for ruined vagina
How to Pirate a Vinyl Record
Red Hot Chili Peppers Rip Off Tom Petty
Controlled Mobile Robot
Museum of Menstruation and Women’s Health
One-Legged Dance Dance Revolution
Sam Loyd’s Cyclopedia of 5000 Puzzles, Tricks, and Conundrums
Bad Example: Graffiti Currency Archives
Fairly Freaky Animals
Toilet Bowl Restaurant
Judge Says Child Molester Is Too Short For Prison
Too Short’s NOT In The Big House!
Kirk Douglas Wants Sundaes!
epiclylaterd Covers The Park Party
Nice Name, Dude!
Kids Stick It To The (Old) Man
A high-pitched alarm which cannot be heard by adults has been hijacked by schoolchildren to create ringtones so they can get away with using phones in class.
Now I’m free to see the world!
MyDeathSpace.com
Directory of dead myspace members
Scientists Grow Artificial Penis in Lab
Frankenstein Cock
& Rooster, Weird Friendship.
Dude has amazing old-school arcade in his basement!
Cop Shoot Cop
‘This is Satanism. We only see this in the movies’
Sesame Street In The Hood
kids! it’s mister microphone!
Bongo (commercial from the 70’s)
Toy Commercials
Police Question 2 In Muffin Mystery
SexMaid Game!
Ugly Breast Implants
The paint stripper drug that kills
An industrial solvent used to clean graffiti has become the potentially lethal drug of choice for some on the gay clubbing scene.
Cocaine In Breast Milk Caused Death
veeery sleeepy
In Soviet Russia, Bike Steals Nigga.
Nigga stole my bike, Punchout remix.
Leia has NO CLASS, but then neither does Han.
A.R.E. Weapons
Dignity Crew!
Sorry about the spooge on your catalog
Holy Shit!
Worse than the maggots!
Hot Doggie Style!
Extreme Craft: Decowpitation
“The Militant Graffiti Artists of Stockholm didn’t take too kindly to the cows, and kidnapped one in the name of art…or at least in the name of anti-advertising-cluttering-up-every-bit-of-downtown-street-space. They demanded that the city declare the co
Kinetic Sculpture Race
Flatulence Filter Chair Pad
We need these for the office!
Max and Courtney Make Monsters
Awesome Blog about creating monster make-up!
galore on the uncle floyd show
of Truth – Part 2
The Sequel! Homeboy answers calls.
Colin Farrell Fag Action Funny-Ass Gif!
Rockin Jellybean Art Graphics
EL TOPO – A BOOK OF THE FILM – ONLINE
Greene – How to Eat Watermelon
William S. Burroughs Cut-Up Films
Things I Hate About Commandments
The Ten Commandments remixed as a teen comedy trailer!
70,000 Beer Cans Found in Ogden Townhouse
Silver Bullet Overload
– Questionable Super Soaker
More Bears Attack Monkey Pictures!
Eatery name gets city’s panties in wad
The name of a new restaurant in Scottsdale is stirring up trouble. The Las Vegas-based Pink Taco Mexican Restaurant
Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors
Coins cost more to make than face value
The Mint estimates it will cost 1.23 cents per penny and 5.73 cents per nickel this fiscal year
Diamond-covered Mercedes SL sure to turn heads
The Golden Plungers
the world’s nicest public restrooms!
The Mighty Minions of Mire!
This is a site dedicated to the phenomena of quicksand and mud fetishes.
Students suspended for mixing up sugary “Happy Crack”
McDonald’s: Baby Ronald
AT&T Whistle-Blower’s Evidence
AT&T is asking a federal judge to keep those documents out of court, and to order the EFF to return them to the company. Here Wired News presents Klein’s statement in its entirety, along with select pages from the AT&T documents.
Great-grandma tattoos “DO NOT RESUSCITATE” on her chest
Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
Face Flare
The Largest Badonkadonk
Movie Title Screens Page
FIRE!
Harpers Weekly Review
Vegan Twinkies®
Brazil’s prisons present free-for-all for gangs
Girl, 11, will be Britain’s youngest mother
The girl smokes 20 cigarettes a day despite being eight months’ pregnant. She conceived aged 11 when she lost her virginity to a boy of 15 on a drunken night out with friends.
Death Of The Internet
Big companies are trying to own the net. Let’s stop them.
Stoner
“Big Daddy”
Pretty Planet
Amazing NASA Satelite Photos of The Earth
The Human Marvels: Myrtle Corbin – The Four-Legged Woman
“It seems that her twin sister was also fully sexually formed ‚Äì thus Myrtle possessed two vaginas.”
Federal Source to ABC News: We Know Who You’re Calling
Von Dutch Toolbox $270,000!
The REAL Von Dutch, not the co-opted version!
Virtual Museum of Sex
How to find the G spot
Public Service
Bishoujo Games
Naughty Japanese Dating Computer Games
The Psychedelic Library
Tuba Action!
Ooops! I did it again.
Meth lab in home yields ‘hospital room’
RIDE THE WHIP Gone Wrong
“Gangsta Fag” Video
Attack!
Bush likens ‘war on terror’ to WWIII
FBI raid on CIA chief’s home after he resigns
Sickipedia
Sick Jokes
NFCTD Flash Puzzles
Pretty Damn Cool!
eBay: Baphomet Altar Box Satanic Mummified Claw Devil Satan (item 6278440517 end time May-14-06 18:40:48 PDT)
St Maarten Beach – Look Out For The Planes!
USSR posters
a collection of Soviet Union propaganda and advertisement posters from 1917 to 1991
Morgellons Disease : Coming Soon
“Patients say that’s the worst symptom ‚Äî strange fibers that pop out of your skin in different colors. “He’d have attacks and fibers would come out of his hands and fingers, white, black and sometimes red. Very, very painful,” said Lisa Wilson, whose so
Electric Cinderella Shoes – with built-in stun gun
The Naked Rabbit World Power Foundation: We Already Control Your Mind
Truck Justice
“They got ’em!”
Hyperactive Beatbox
Yahoo Serious Jr.
P.E.A.R.T. – The Robotic Drum Machine
Space Colony Artwork 1970
Scientists Make Light Go Backwards!
Supposedly Backwards Light Goes Faster Than Light…Weird!
Gum Blondes
Blonde Sex Symbols Immortalized In Used Bubblegum
Burn This Bush!
Madonna Gets Freaky with Some Horses
Totally Gay Army Ad
MySpace ‘Poser’ Arrested For Attempted Sexual Battery
Death To Posers!
Dick Goes Boom!
“That’s not stupid!”
Midget Michael Jackson!
Knife That Shoots!
Some Dude Puts Maggots In His Penishole
WTF?!
Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
Man admits subway foot-kissing assaults
“A 23-year-old with a foot fetish has admitted he tried to kiss, fondle and lick the legs and toes of more than 70 women on the New York subway over the last three years, prosecutors said Wednesday.”
Rare Mirage Lasts for 4 Hours Off East China Shore
Redneck Vehicles
Neverending Story Theme
Nice hair, dude!
Rubs The Lotion On It’s Skin
Ya Later, Gator
The Fugs!
SEXY ROCKER GIRLZ(Who Dig Rocker Guyz)
Big bike for a big fan
movie scene ever
Rad, dude!
Goes off on Spectrum 1991
on SQUARE PEGS part 3
( Live1973 Kent State University Creative Arts Festival )
German ‘Robin Hoods’ give poor a taste of the high life
“A GANG of anarchist Robin Hood-style thieves, who dress as superheroes and steal expensive food from exclusive restaurants and delicatessens to give to the poor, are being hunted by police in the German city of Hamburg.”
FELINE MEDICAL CURIOSITIES: DWARF CATS, GIANT CATS, FAT CATS
DNA, journal among clues in beach shooting deaths of camp counselors
“The department distributed photographs of various items found around the bodies of 22-year-old Lindsay Cutshall and 26-year-old Jason Allen, who were each shot in the head while they slept with a .45-caliber Marlin rifle that was never found. The items i
Jesus Could Have Walked on Ice, Scientist Says
Giant Balls of ‘Snot’ Explain Ocean Mystery
German cannibal guilty of murder
“fetish for human flesh”
Stuff On My Cat
Penis artist’s work shocks father
“…painted using his penis as a brush…”
Tourist sits on Hell’s Angels’ Harley…
Tighten Up
Looney Tunes Hidden Gags
Hidden Gags in Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies Cartoons
Lifting the mask from ‘Faces of Death’
Aircraft Crash Videos
Car Crash Pictures
The Fattest Fuck In The World
3,738 Mothers Set Breast-Feeding Record
Dude Sings Stairway To Heaven Backwards Played In Reverse
No Satanic Messages Included
Bureau of Engraving and Printing – Large Denominations
$500, $1000, $5000, $10,000 Bills!
The Gatorade Conspiracy
Drinkers shock at body in rum barrel
HUNGARIAN builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported.
Best Places To Go To Prison
Starfire Optical Range Eyeball
America tests laser weapons
Korean Scientists Develop Female Android
Eboy’s New York
How To Take Better Dirty Pictures!
The Montana Sedition Project: Photo Gallery
“In March 1918, a third-degree committee in Forsyth grilled Starr about Liberty Bonds and forced him to kiss the flag. “What is this thing anyway?” he asked. “Nothing but a piece of cotton with a little paint on it, and some other marks in the corner ther
Creating Uncrackable Passwords
Feds Go All Out to Kill Spy Suit
When the government told a court Friday that it wanted a class-action lawsuit regarding the National Security Agency’s eavesdropping on Americans dismissed, its lawyers wielded one of the most powerful legal tools available to the executive branch — the
FCC approves Net-wiretapping taxes
Feds want IP’s to pay for easy tap access.
Man arrested after thieves steal safe full of homemade child porn
Play-Doh Fragrance in a bottle!
Mmmmmmm!
Playboy Bunny Recruitment Brochure
Rate My Turban
Rate My Turban
iScratch
Scratch using yer iPod wheel
The Devil’s Music
Diabolus in Musica or the Devil’s Interval
Is It Okay for Christians to Use Marijuana and Other Drugs?
Spy See Through Clothes Under Clothing Panty Panties Underwear
Nine lives, six legs!
Flaming Suicide
Battle of the Facial Hair: Eccentrics Gather For German Beard Competition
Candian Commuters told Prime Minster Stephen Harper ‘eats babies’
“electronic vandalism”
Japanese Toilet Curling
Dress Like Yer Fave Food
Warning! A huge videogame controller is coming.
Street-Legal Jet Powered VW Beetle
Piece of finger served to diner at TGI Friday’s
Not just chicken fingers any more!
Vampire Dog
Knit Motorcycle
Too Fuckin’ Cool!
Scar Stuff: MAD Magazine “It’s A Super-Spectacular Day/ Mad Super Special Summer 1980 Flexi Disc MP3
“…this marvel of engineering would play a random ending with every spin of your turntable thanks to the multiple grooves…”
The Clash On Fridays for a Monday
Chernobyl Graffiti
Creepy
Let Me See Yer Guitar Face!
Mike
Eye-Yi-Yi!
Musical Torment
“…a strange phenomenon known as “musical hallucinations” which is a condition very similar to having a song stuck in one’s head; but the music is considerably more true-to-life, it is heard almost non-stop, and it is practically impossible to ignore.”
Thoughts Trigger Mental Typewriter
A computerized typewriter that translates electrical impulses from brainwave signals into letters and words could be available in the next five years.
400 Dead Dolphins Wash Up In Zanzibar
“Some scientists surmise that loud bursts of sonar, which can be heard for miles in the water, may disorient or scare marine mammals, causing them to surface too quickly and suffer the equivalent of what divers call the bends – when sudden decompression f
Soccer Streaker Scores!
GOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!
Spex – Identity
Mom on MySpace
“I’ve covered murders, grisly accidents, airplanes falling out of the sky and, occasionally, dirty politics. But in nearly two decades of journalism, nothing has made my insides churn like seeing what my 13-year-old daughter and her friends are up to on M
The Fabulous Ruins of Detroit
Toronto is the new New York
The Montage Art of Winston Smith
This dude inspired me, when I was young, with his Dead Kennedys art. Awesome stuff!
Wild…With Regret
A wet T-shirt contest five years ago when she was in high school is still haunting Monica Pippin.
Got It On “E”-Bay
“Memo to those considering entering the exciting field of Ecstasy production: It’s probably not a good idea to set up your illicit drug lab via purchases on eBay, which apparently is being closely monitored by nosy Drug Enforcement Administration agents.”
San Diego mayor ‘appalled’ by Mexican move to lift drug laws
Stop Snitching on Pot Smokers!
$50 a pop/
Toilets of the World
Driving
Georgie Interactive Animation
Nuts!
Lock ‘n Load, Baby!
Funky Cat Drummer
Bicycling Dalmation
Naked Man Fatally Shot by Police
Explosive chocolate bomb
Delicious Terror!
Fresh Meat
Pictures on Chocolate!
Huge 1,500-year-old pyramid discovered in Mexico City
Giants Throughout History
Safe, secure and kitsch
“A German artist is trying to change the way people think about security, by replacing barbed wire with heart-shaped metal, and pointed railings with animal shapes”
National Day of Slayer: June 6, 2006 (6/6/6)
The Paaaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnnnuuuuugggggghhhhhh!!!!
Gardener found skeleton in soil bag
A Croatian man found the skeleton of a Nazi soldier while sifting through a bag of soil for his new garden.
Carnival Chalk Prizes
Homicides and Crime in New York City
Google Map of murders in the five boroughs this year
Delicious Sheep Dung Found In Roast
“As the family’s Sunday roast lamb was being carved, two balls appeared in the meat”
How Funky He Is!”
Top That!
Semen Collection
Worst Job Ever!
Basketball
Shoelaces for Chucks
Fuckin’ Sneaker Nerds!
Nice Haircut, Dude!
Dragon Leather Bag
Fuckin’ Crazy!
Return of the Monkey Cowboy
Homeless Golf Cart!
Big shoehorn in the sky / Airlines always looking for ways to cram more people into coach
Airbus has been quietly pitching the standing-room-only option to Asian carriers, though none has agreed to it yet. Passengers in the standing section would be propped against a padded backboard, held in place with a harness, according to experts who have
the scenes at the latest aNYthing fashion shoot
– Oxy Cottontail –
The new site makeover looks great!
Black Metal
Death To Fuckin’ Posers!
battle with the rubber things
(Desmond Dekker)
William Burroughs Book Covers
500 lb Potato Battery
“I built a potato battery out of 500 pounds of potatoes. It powered a small sound system.”
Police Release Sketch of Rape Suspect
Awesome Drawing!
Skating The Aftermath
Post-Katrina Skate Wasteland…Thnx Leo!
Police Find Family Heirloom Is Mummified Baby
Star Trek Nerd Interior Design
“Experience the 24th CENTURY in your own home”
Living in the ‘Star Trek’ Universe — For Real
“Tony Alleyne loved the Star Trek universe so much, he wanted to live in it. So after a bitter breakup, he remodeled his condominium to look like the inside of the Starship Enterprise.”
Doesn’t Get More Emo Than This!
Feel her pain!
The World’s Youngest Drummer
Two-headed ducks and blood-filled monkey masks
Blacklight Tattoos
Chimps Gone Wild
This Week’s Prostitution Photos — Saint Paul Police
Thnx Spunknation!
Adidas hit over ‘racist’ trainer
Slug Eats Worm
Mmmmmmmm!
Allin – The Gas Station NYC Last Show
He ODed that night
Rich Vs. Animal
Muppet Breaks ‘n Beats!
3,000 gallons of sewage spews into home
Utility workers trying to blast out a grease clog from a sewer line forced 3,000 gallons of raw sewage into a couple’s home
Female Mask Galleries
The Camel-Toe Report
Illustrated Book of Sexual Records
Headph0ne Phet1sh
pictures of women wearing headphones
The Contortion Home Page
Female Desperation
“These pages are dedicated to people who like to see women dying for a pee”
Street Fighter Adult Cosplay Sex Movies
FURSUIT – The Furry Costume Information Exchange
A Plushie Lexicon
Deviant Desires: Amputee Devotees
HOT or NOT?!?!?!
Cousin Geri
“I’m not drunk…”
Stop the Madness
“The White House made this anti-drug music video in 1980s. Starring New Edition, LaToya Jackson, Whitney Houston, Nancy Reagan, David Hasselhoff, Tootie from Facts of Life, Herb Alpert, Casey Kasem and Boogaloo Shrimp from the Breakin’ franchise!” Thnx S
80’s White Average Homeboy
Thnx Tim Barber!
Knitta, Please!
Knit Tagging!
Granny Sells H
Disappearing Rabbit Trick
Supermodel arrested for allegedly hitting flight attendant
Are you ready for your mugshot close-up?
Marc Ecko wastes lots more money on fake graffiti
Clash At Bond Casino
Local NY News Cast Footage
Challenge Pissing
Used Car Parody Commercial
Pirate Baby’s Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006
Cool-ass Gameboy Inspired Animation
Cross-Dressing Sim Tom Cruise
Pimp My Snack
Big-Ass Home-Made Versions of Snack Foods
Einstein The Parrot
Sly and the Family Stone – Dance To The Music
Dutchman builds modern Noah’s Ark
“This will speak very much to children… they’ll hear the creak of the wood, smell the smell of the dung”
Phony kids, virtual sex
Some “Second Life” participants say they’re disquieted by virtual sexual role-play between adults and players using child avatars.
“Hemp Hop” Weeded Rap MP3’s
It’s 4/20 Duuuuuuuude!
Decapitated heads of police officials found in Acapulco
The heads of Acapulco Preventive Police Commander Mario Nunez Magana and Preventive Police Officer Jesus Alberto Ibarra were accompanied by a red sign with black lettering that warned, “So that you learn to respect.”
Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy!
Girl Taunts Polar Bear
Woman Smuggles Grenade Into Jail
Salvadoran Woman Detained After Allegedly Smuggling Grenade Hidden in Her Vagina Into Jail
Rumors on the Internets
The Peanuts Tattoo Page
Hang on Snoopy, Hang on!
New Robotcop set to fight crime
Anarchy – Scams
Oldschool Text Files
Newspaper Picture Story-Award of Excellence
Prison Photos
SPIRIT OF TRUTH
“If you like your religion peppered with profanity, “The Spirit of Truth” is the man for you.” – Thnx Uarm.net
Optical Illusions Etc
Flavored Oxygen!
Game Pulled From Stores After Man Finds Racy Picture
Important English Lesson for Japanese People
Sexy English
Woman Unknowingly Videotapes Sister’s Demise
Maria didn’t find out it was her sister till the next day. Now she says she wishes she would have done something to save her.
Death Metaler from the band Gorgoroth hit by train
“Maybe the metal gods above were smiling on me and they didn’t want one of their true warriors to die on them. Otherwise, I’d be up there in the kingdom of steel.”
The California Department of Corrections
“series of artfully-“corrected” public billboards with biting and poignant messages.”
autobahn
1975 ElectroKrautz
Final Countdown… LIVE!
Worst. Version. EVER!
WTF?
Subterranean Cities
The Banana Club Museum
The International Banana Club
LOOK AT ME BEING SERIOUS!
Billboard Alteration Salutes U.S. Military in Iraq
The MIRT & EVP preemptive traffic devices at SkyOptics.com
Change lights
No green light for driver with traffic signal gadget
“The device, called an Opticon, is similar to what firefighters use to change lights when they respond to emergencies. It emits an infrared pulse that receivers on the traffic lights pick up.”
Harper’s Weekly Review
Catch up with current events with this weekly news summary, well worth email subscribing to.
Mr. Rogers Break Dancing!
vermicularis in the cecum
“A 55-year-old man presented with intermittent, crampy pain in the right lower quadrant of the abdomen. A colonoscopy was ordered and revealed multiple mobile 1-cm worms, Enterobius vermicularis, in the cecum.”
Kansas cabin that once belonged to William S. Burroughs for sale on eBay
Heroin not included.
Rare Wu-Tang Clan MP3 Bonanza!
A shitload of downloads, shit like the Enter The Wu demos
Fuck
“This Article is as simple and provocative as its title suggests: it explores the legal implications of the word fuck.”
Crime does pay – minimum wage
McGriddle Fan Fiction
Lars or Michael?
Batman Vs. Metallica
Zoning stink wears on
Dude in Ohio isn’t allowed to put up a fence, so he puts up a row of toilets.
Fantasy Coffins From Ghana
Check out the Air Jordan Coffin!
General Butt Naked
Two Engined Wooden Cadillac
Graffiti Research Lab » Night Writer
Florida Has Big Problem: Snakes The Size Of Phone Poles
What’s the origin of “the finger”?
Goats
9-Year-Old Is Veteran Bullfighter
14,000 Brass Knuckles Found Disguised As Belt Buckles
Beverage Creates a Buzz
Cocaine-Cola
Rival midget KISS tribute bands clash!
MiniKiss Vs. Tiny Kiss
Elephant Eats Scores of Cookies, Gets Sick
Sri Lanka’s most celebrated elephant, “Raja,” has fallen ill after eating scores of cookies, chocolates and other rich food offered to him as part of Buddhist new year celebrations.

one red paperclip
Bartering from one red paperclip to a free year’s rent!
Motherfuckin’ Flying Cat!
Lucid Decapitation
Off with yer motherfuckin’ head.
One Got Fat – Weird Monkey Mask Bicycle Safety Film 1963
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12!
Ralph Williams Bay Shore Chrysler
Late nite live ad from the 1970s for a car dealer that totally rips the sponsor a new one.
Shoelace Knots – How To Tie Your Shoes
16 Different Ways To Tie Shoelaces
FUCK
Midget B-Boy Battle
Stacked Can Art
Festival of the Steel Phallus
Horrid skin condition
’86 World Series Game Six
A re-enactment of the notorious game six, in RBI Baseball, an old video game.
Jewish sex commando targets Israeli porn websites
A group of Jewish ultra-Orthodox hackers is waging a war against pornographic websites, replacing their content with nothing but the picture of a revered rabbi, an Israeli paper reported Monday.
The MySpace Economy
Porn star’s offer to Bin Laden
“I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.”
Secret Worlds: The Universe Within
Zoom In From the Milky Way to subatomic particles
Blog Gangsigns
Japanese R&B in Blackface
Great fakers scammed ancient Italy
2000 Year-Old Counterfeit Coin!
DEA Agent Who Shot Self In Foot Sues Uncle Sam
“Paige was making a “drug education presentation” in April 2004 to a Florida youth group when his firearm (a Glock .40) accidentally discharged. The shooting occurred moments after Paige told the children that he was the only person in the room profession
Vampire Killing Kit 19th century Transylvania Antique
Slightly Used
‘Happy face’ crater on Mars
Plainfield property where killer Ed Gein lived is up for auction on eBay
“This is the land where Ed Gein lived. Wisconsin’s most famous murderer, until Jeffrey Dahmer, was arrested on this land in November 1957. Inside the ramshackle farmhouse – which burned down shortly before the property was auctioned the following March –
Ultimate Pimped Out Limojet
I Stay Fly-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!
Target Child Food Porn
Man hit with $218 trillion phone bill
Out Arabs
Penguin Sweaters
Battle of the Sexless
“He doused his genitals with the antiseptic until they glowed amber, then slowly, carefully, slit open his scrotum.”
Wired News: Geek Graffiti Takes on New York
Electro-Graf
Gorilla Cover Gallery
Oook oook ooook!
Casebook: Jack the Ripper
Everything you ever wanted to know about Jack The Ripper…but were afraid to ask!
Super Monkey Poop Fight
Old School Style Video Game
Wis. Man Accused of Tagging 6 Cell Blocks
“Troy Lee Mosby placed his signature “Syrup” tag on the walls, beds, tables, locker and mirrors of six cell blocks at the Milwaukee County House of Correction, according to a criminal complaint filed Thursday.”
NYC Subway Tokens
Fuck A Metrocard!
rayguns (intergalactic self-defense mechanisms)
NASA Plane Crash
Yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
The Ryugyong Hotel – One Creepy Building
“The Ryugyong Hotel is, in my opinion, the single most unsettling structure ever erected by the hand of man. It‚Äôs 1,082 feet tall, has 105 floors, and encloses 3.9 million square feet of floor space. And it is completely empty. It doesn‚Äôt even have wi
The Taxidermy Art of Walter Potter (1835-1918)
Fuckin’ Amazin’ !
Deadly Pussy
“While in the holding cell, she removed a .25-caliber semiautomatic from her vaginal cavity.”
Mentos + Diet Coke = Soda Orgasm
Nine Eleven in Three Dee
Peter Potty – the world’s only flushable toddler urinal
Whistle-Blower Outs NSA Spy Room
“AT&T provided National Security Agency eavesdroppers with full access to its customers’ phone calls, and shunted its customers’ internet traffic to data-mining equipment installed in a secret room in its San Francisco switching center, according to a for
‘Star Wars Kid’ cuts a deal with his tormentors
“…one of the world’s first and most-publicized cases of cyber-bullying.”
Yoko Ono Cut Piece 1965
Snip! Snip!
With Packing Tape!
Self Replicating the Head out of Tape to create a Tape Man clone
:::: jumbo queen ::::
Homemade Garbagedump Ferriswheel
Pakistani children ride a ferris wheel over a heap of garbage in a slum area of Karachi, Pakistan
Famous One-Eyed Kitten to Go on Display
Future Now: Reconfigurable Cities
The PAD is envisioned as a combination vehicle/residence, what GM calls “an urban loft with mobility”.
Man Sends Bomb To Doctor After Penis-Enlargement Surgery
“A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery…”
ALL ABOARD! Trend Central©
aNYthing® The next BAPE™?
WTF?!
Fun With Steel Wool
Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme
Classic Cartoon Archive
Some good ones here!
Worst-Case Scenarios: How To Survive A Riot
Thief gets away with Grateful Dead leader’s toilet
The long, strange trip continues for Jerry Garcia’s toilet. Police say the Grateful Dead leader’s commode was stolen recently from a driveway along with three other toilets and a bidet.
Tipsy flowers don’t tip over
Booze stunts stem and leaves, but doesn’t affect blossoms, study finds
Man held as terrorism suspect over punk song
The taxi driver had become worried on the way to the airport because Mann had been singing along to The Clash’s 1979 anthem “London Calling,” which features the lyrics “Now war is declared — and battle come down” while other lines warn of a “meltdown exp
Herv√© Villechaize Sings “This Is All I Ask”
Anarchy In The UK
The Sex Pistols (Glen Matlock Version) do “Anarchy in The UK” on September 4th 1976 on the Granada TV show “So It Goes”.
Extreme Escalator Dive Mishap
Owch!
Operation Taco Bell
Drivethru Snatch
Doctor fired for ‘anal massage’ technique
Knited Bodysuits
Fuckin’ Cool…I Wan’ One!
Ernst Haeckel: Kunstformen der Natur 1899-1904
Trippy Nature Illustrations
Nuclear Blasts + Disco William Tell Overture Video
The strange case of the man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills in nine years
“For the first two years his use was an average of five pills per weekend. Gradually this escalated until he was taking around three and a half pills a day. At the peak, the man was taking an estimated 25 pills every day for four years.”
Super Mario Paranoia
“The Portage County Hazardous Materials Unit and Bomb Detection Unit were called in to downtown Ravenna on Friday morning after seventeen suspicious packages — boxes wrapped in gold wrapping paper with question marks spray painted on them — had alarmed
The amazing DIY village FM radio station
$1!
‘Sketch Pad’ Nude Club Owner Pleads Guilty
Christopher Teague, owner of Erotic City, attempted to skirt the city’s anti-nudity ordinance last year when he gave patrons sketch pads and pencils so they could draw the nude dancers.
The REAL Neckface!
Activists Decry Porn’s Move to Mainstream
“It’s pornography. And if you’re a consumer, John Harmer thinks you’re damaging your brain.”
Ex-Police Chief Gets 12 Years in Sex Case
A former police chief was sentenced Friday to 12 years in prison for having sex with a 14-year-old girl in his police car
Anti-Fart Dog Thong!
“The Dogone – Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a comfortable and least intrusive means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design.”
Mariko Takahashi’s FITNESS VIDEO
weird poodle workout video
The Pentagon plans to detonate 700 tons of conventional high explosives in Nevada
Hand-Painted Movie Posters from Ghana
Brain Cells Fused with Computer Chip
“The line between living organisms and machines has just become a whole lot blurrier. European researchers have developed “neuro-chips” in which living brain cells and silicon circuits are coupled together.”
Motorcycle Tour of the Chernobyl “dead zone”
Creepy!
Pimpstar Custom LED Wheels….Crazy!
The PimpStar is a huge leap forward in the evolution of the wheel. With the PimpStar’s built-in full color LED lights, microprocessor and wireless modem, you can display virtually any image, including text, graphics, logos, and even digital photos!
Iraq War Coalition Fatalities
Animated Map
Scared Owl
Police wrestle 108 bags of marijuana out of pit bull’s mouth
A Boston detective searching the apartment of a drug suspect wound up wrestling a sack containing 108 bags of marijuana out of the clenched jaws of a pitbull named Prada.
Boy gets caught in toy-filled ‘claw’ machine
A homeless beauty and the beast
“Heroin and crack crushed it all.”
Spherical Treehouses That Look Like Eyeballs
Two-head girl dies of infection
“The second head contained eyes, a nose and a mouth, but was not connected to any internal organs and was not capable of independent thought.”
gimme da gold rap video
It’s the motherfuckin’ REMIX!
– Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR
Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR!!!
70s Live Action Kid Vid
A tribute to the Saturday Morning Shows of the 70’s
Mego Museum: The World’s Greatest Mego Playset
Marionettes Performing Motorhead’s Ace of Spades
Officials seek perpetrator in rape of poodle
Promo video for a beatbox video controller…prettty fuckin’ dope!
Scientoligist Musicians
Beck, Courtney Love, Van Morrison, and many more!
Intellectual Property Run Amok
The Photographer’s Right – A Downloadable Flyer
Your Rights When You Are Stopped or Confronted for Photography
Sculpture of A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth
Disney – VD Attack Plan – (Venereal Disease Education)
Disney + STD!
Megaphone Helmets
Can you hear me now?!
Milkcrate Digest
Neckface Fotolog
X-Clan’s Professor X Dies Of Spinal Meningitis
“Vanglorious! This is protected by the red, the black and green/ With a key, siss-eeeeeeeee!”
Virtual reality machine gives police hallucinations
Better than a video iPod!
Piss Controled Video Games
In the ‘Hood : A New Begining
“Who else who seen the leprechaun say yeah!”
Courtney Love Was Doing So Well…
Frances Bean Cobain-Love Is Growin’ Up Fast
m1a9366b pr0n
Dog
This footage made me laugh till I cried…WTF?!
Welcome to the Virtual Personal Robot Museum!
Consumer Robots of the 70’s-90’s
Porn euros being passed off as real
Eros!
Porn star hits it big as wine-maker
From moans to wines.
Normal NJ
Dirty Jerz in the haus!
Duh! Man arrested after asking cops to test his new crack pipe

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SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 4

10 Anti-Drug PSAs That Are Totally Awesome When You’re High
jerboa 体重測定
a Pool Shark Who’s Still in Diapers
Gang busted for prison mobile phone delivery with toy chopper
Xenon
Nose Balloon
Fear and Loathing: The Board Game
things you didn’t know about orgasm
Germany bans Red Bull cola after drug test
The authorities in six German states have ordered retailers to stop selling Red Bull Cola energy drinks after traces of cocaine were found in it.
Insects In Flagrante
…’n the bees.
Truck Spills
“The website of odd, strange, interesting, and unbelievable things spilled on the road by trucks.” Thanks Googs.
Passer-by pushes suicide man off bridge
Thanks David Canning
mabtw’s Channel
A collection of clips starring Dick Masterson, legendary chauvinist and author of Men Are Better Than Women.
ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN – Dick Masterson
Thanks Jack Hanly
Davis interview on CBS News “60 Minutes”
year old guitar prodigy YUTO MIYAZAWA performs Ozzy Osbourne’s Crazy Train on Ellen Degeneres
Thanks Googs
(1968) Opening Sequence
Girl (1970) Opening Credits
Vivir en Tucson: Gente Tucson: Las Gemelas Collinson
Marine Throws Puppy Off Cliff
Thanks Googs
G20 police ‘used undercover men to incite crowds’
Destructive ants marching on San Antonio
‘Reagan afraid of invasion by aliens’
Skeptical Inquiree: Curious Contrails: Death from the Sky?
The Electronic Police State
‘Superfood’ Promoted on Oprah’s Site Robs Amazon Poor of Staple
White House Czar Calls for End to ‘War on Drugs’
This Is Yer Brain On War
Revenge Product – Super Sonic Nausea
Asmik Ace unwraps third film in Tetsuo franchise
World Superhero Registry
17 Controversial Teenage TV Situations
Top 16 Senior Pranks
Panty (One) Liners
I Heart To Fart
Video Game Girls Burlesque @ Bordello
The dancers arrived armed and outfitted for an arcade battle, and included Super Mario Bros. Princess Peach, Metroid’s Samus Aran, Street Fighter’s Chun-Li, The Legend of Zelda’s Link and Princess Zelda, and BloodRayne’s Rayne
Google: More People Will Die From Swine Flu If We Cannot Retain Search Data
Homeland Security Trains Scouts To Fight Terrorism
Senate Dumps On Credit Card Interest Cap
Despite complaints that banks and credit card companies are gouging customers by charging outrageous interest rates, the Senate on Wednesday easily turned back an effort to cap interest rates at 15 percent.
Consumer Reports Health: 80% of Medical Bills Have Errors
Pool Rules
Digging up dirt: Facebook spies for hire
Two other Florida prisons zapped visiting kids with stun guns
Supreme Court Hands Medical Marijuana Major Victory
Danger Mouse to release blank CD
Too much cola zaps muscle power
Excessive cola consumption can lead to anything from mild weakness to profound muscle paralysis, doctors are warning.
Have you heard ‘the Hum’?
For decades, hundreds of people worldwide have been plagued by an elusive buzzing noise known as “the Hum”. Some have blamed gas pipes or power lines, others think their ears are faulty. A few even think sinister forces could be at work.
Wal-Mart Pays $2Mil to Duck Black Friday Death Charges
If you can’t trust a Cheerios box…
Top 10 Toilets Screaming High-tech In Luxury
GLOWING ANIMALS: Pictures of Beasts Shining for Science
Selkirk RCMP uses Facebook in order to solve rash of property crimes
Canadian Police bust tagger using facebook
Goths In Hot Weather
Cocaine and LSD found in air of Spanish cities
Moscow’s subway dogs
All Up In Her Grill
Gold Front Porn!
Ancient Gem-Studded Teeth Show Skill of Early Dentists
The glittering “grills” of some hip-hop stars aren’t exactly unprecedented. Sophisticated dentistry allowed Native Americans to add bling to their teeth as far back as 2,500 years ago, a new study says.
Man sees own wife on adultery porno
A Taiwan carpenter bought a porn DVD only to find secretly taped motel footage of his wife having sex with his friend, whom the husband later stabbed.
More Sexting News
Nate Phelps – Son of Fred Phelps Westboro Baptist Church – GodHatesFags – Tell All
Snake dies eating pregnant mountain sheep
Face Transplant Surgery
Holy Fuck!
Cat Parasite Affects Everything We Feel and Do
The parasite, Toxoplasma gondii, has been transmitted indirectly from cats to roughly half the people on the planet, and it has been shown to affect human personalities in different ways.
Troops claim ‘supernatural powers’ after pygmy sodomy
Group sex with Rugby team has destroyed my life: woman
Among new allegations aired on Monday, the woman said two men rubbed their penises in her face while other men stood watching and masturbating. Six men had sex with her while another six looked on. There was always someone touching her, she said.
Centuries-old torture instruments for sale
The 252 items include gruesome instruments such as a tongue clamp, a chair covered in spikes and an iron glove that Arlan Ettinger, president of Guernsey’s Auctions, said was used to “burn the flesh of your hand.”
Crazy Frog Bros
Thanks Ana Fernandes
12 Most Bizarre ID Cards and Passport Photos
Matthew McConaughey, Kate Beckinsale, …and Gary Oldman as a DWARF! What a piece of shit movie, can’t believe it really existists!
Startup Signs ~ Gang Signs of The Web
Utah wilderness becoming a hot spot for marijuana plantations
Grilled Chicken a Kentucky Fried Chicken Fiasco
NPR was calling KFC “the James Frey of fast food,” referring to the author of a memoir praised by Ms. Winfrey that was later exposed as fiction.
Oprah KFC Coupon Riot!
More Fried Chicken Related News
Swine Flu – Top 10 Panics!
Nude spray-on tan case gets lawmaker’s attention
State Rep. Bruce Borders, R-Jasonville, said he was shocked by a recent case where an adult man who works at a tanning salon applied a spray-on tan on a nude 15-year-old girl
Grove City student suspended over gay porn video
Says film income helped pay tuition
Porn star considers run against family values senator
Explosion destroys dentist’s office
Shit is blowin’ up!
DRAMATIC VIDEO: Exploding Strip Mall
Botswana plans to circumcise nearly half a million
African Calamari
Neighbors concerned about strange van
Provo police are investigating a bizarre incident this week: a van parked in a residential neighborhood with a sign on it, reading: “free candy inside.”
Students protest surveillance of two girls kissing
Calgary stabbers’ spree ‘for fun,’ say police
“It may have been out for kicks,” McCallum said. “It was purely to go out and hunt down victims in one hour. It’s a very unusual offence.We haven’t had that kind of behaviour for quite some time.”
Rihanna Grabbing Some Tits photography
Tons Of Released Drugs Taint US Water – Codeine Found In Delaware River
Thanks Brendan
X-rated star Marilyn Chambers dies at 56
Ivory Snow soap girl & star of ‘Behind The Green Door’
Raquel Welch, Crucified
The SSD Project | EFF Surveillance Self-Defense Project
Skeleton hands = haute couture?
$24K Silver Skelly Hands
AP Invokes DMCA Against Obama “Hope” Poster Artist
Testing YouTube’s Audio Content ID System
The Pirate Google
Torrent File Search Using Google Custom Search – Scour the Entire Web for Bit Torrent Files
Facebook’s E-mail Censorship is Legally Dubious, Experts Say
Caught on Camera — The Best of Google Street View
Sharpie Paint Job
‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’ Montages Don’t Leave Anybody Out
Boy, 15, testifies he had sex with teacher/godmother
The boy testified that his first sexual encounter with Lopez happened in her car when he was 11 or 12 years old and she was his sixth-grade teacher at Nestor. “She would, like, fondle me,” the boy testified. “She pulled down my pants and asked me if I liked it.”
The Six Most Expensive Alcohol That Ever Existed
Grandma Smokes a Newport for Her 100th B-Day
Top 5 bizarre x-rays – the five strangest things swallowed by man, woman and animal
Leonard Nimoy: ‘Star Trek’ fans can be scary
Calexico restaurant says griddle has likeness of the Virgin Mary
Somali Pirates seized after threatening French navy ship
Whoops!
Fluorescent puppy is world’s first transgenic dog
Harper’s Magazine Weekly Review 05-05-2009
The Monastery Built on a Volcanic Plug
Mission Impossible: The Code Even the CIA Can’t Crack
The sculpture named Kryptos at CIA headquarters contains a secret message ‚Äî but not even the agency’s brightest can crack its code.
NY TAXI WISDOM
Decorated swine flu surgical masks in Mexico
Thanks Ryan Kitson
12 accidental celebrity deaths — and the prescription drugs that caused them
Hipster Grifter in Philly Slammer
Mom Pressures Teen Daughter To Get Implants – MTV True life: i don’t like my small breasts
Banksy and ‘Art Fags’ Attacked
Thanks Empress
Bonsai Kitten
Surgical Mask Fashions
Past SARS Fashions in Surgical Face Masks
Fear of contracting SARS has not stopped some people in Hong Kong from considering the fashion implications of wearing a surgical mask in public.
Face warmer? Surgical mask? A free pattern. – KNITTING
Get Your Stylish Swine Flu Masks Now!
8 Fashionable Picks For Avoiding the Plague Without Sacrificing Taste
Swine Flu Masks
Masks | There’s Something in the Air
Designer Surgical Masks
New for Spring Flu Season!
Pit bulls, Dobermans, Rottweilers banned from public housing
robbed for fried chicken
“Give Us The Chicken!” Thanks Googs.
10 years later, the real story behind Columbine
Vermont Lawmakers Look To Legalize Teen ‘Sexting’
Crash author JG Ballard, ‘a giant on the world literary scene’, dies aged 78
Researchers use brain interface to post to Twitter
1,500 farmers commit mass suicide in India
Twelve Major Brands That Will Disappear
Good News: Crocs are on the list!
Child rapist cult leader escapes jail in chopper
Shadows Helped Form the “Pillars of Creation”
A Lawyer, Some Teens and a Fight Over ‘Sexting’
NYPD cops charged in rape of drunken woman they escorted home
Look at This F-ing Nude Hipster Grifter
Facebook users no longer insulting each other as much – or having as much sex
The teenager auctioning her virginity for £9,000 to fund her education
18-Year-Old Boy Arrested in Most Bizarre Sex Tape Bust Yet
Universal to remake ‘Videodrome’
20% of Teen Polish Prostitutes Do It For Brand Name Clothes
Pakistanis Find Success in Fetish Business
Suicide Girl Fight Club
Type Nesting
Doctor: Grudge may have sparked graffiti spree
Rowlow!
Upstate Police Arrest 70-Year-Old Tagger
Thanks Brendan Donnelly
Japan child robot mimicks infant learning
calling me a homo
bizarre animal discovered in Japan
“CAN YOU FUCK IT?”
Machine – Big Spider in Yokohama
Pussy Foot
Thanks Ryan Kitson
Fish market alien sighting
Runs Out of Chicken in Rochester, NY
As Swine Flu Spreads, Conspiracy Theories of Laboratory Origins Abound
Couple caught having sex in dumpster
Father sought after son, 7, forcibly tattooed
Clare men accused of burning boy’s anus with propane torch charged
Your Swine Flu Shot! PSA
From the voluminous shelves of the National Archives, here are vintage Swine Flu PSAs from 1976.
White House Apologizes for NYC Air Force Flyover
Obama’s Handshake of Death
Hitler’s art attracts big sale prices
“A painting by Adolf Hitler sold for almost $15,000 Thursday — more than six times as much as expected.”
Rise Seen in Trafficking of Enhanced Ecstasy
“Extreme Ecstasy” or “Meth X”
Deathmatch Jaki Numazawa vs. Ryuji Ito Part. 2
Fluorescent Lighttubes Cross, Fluorescent Lighttubes Tower & Cage Death Match ~ “Hill of Sanctuary”: “Black Angel” Jaki Numazawa vs. Ryuji Ito
Michael Jackson Auction: My Favorite Items – a set on Flickr
INSANE!!!
Sonny Chiba – Bromide idol days
10 Things You Didn’t Know About Somali Pirates
26-year-old man with body of a two-year-old
Sea Serpent in Nantucket 1937
Thunderbird Junior 50’s Mini-Cars
Taylor Gatto – State Controlled Consciousness
The Ethical Slut Returns
“Into threesomes? Foursomes? Moresomes? The co-author of a cult classic about open relationships talks sex communes, romantic one-night stands, and offering chicken soup to lovers.”
60’s Retro Drink Aid
Golden arches topple, crush Naperville couple
Shocked Russian surgeons open up man who thought he had a tumour… to find a FIR TREE inside his lung
Eight Druggiest Rock Star Stories
Phil Spector convicted of second-degree murder
Brooklyn Man Bites Tip Off Own Penis
I breastfeed my dad
Trying desperately to measure up
“Doctors in Asia are treating an increasing number of men with severe injuries who have tried to increase the size of their penises by injecting themselves with Vaseline and other oils.”
“Daggering” Trend Is Breaking Jamaican Dicks
“Signs of a fractured penis include a loud popping noise, followed by excruciating pain, swelling, and sometimes blood.” Thanks Erik.
How to Be Goth – wikiHow
Thanks Espo
Weekly Review Harper’s Magazine 4-14-09
Firefighters Say Teens Using Axe Body Spray As Flamethrower
Body spray is finally good for something. Thanks James.
Monkey Knievel
Get OUTSIDE of your body~!
“The pineal gland is occasionally associated with the sixth chakra (also called Ajna or the third eye chakra in yoga). It is believed by some to be a dormant organ that can be awakened to enable “telepathic” communication.”
I Ate My Baby’s Placenta!
Thanks Vinnie
Grindhouseland Salutes… Vincent Price
Lobbyist’s Testimony to Congress
Maya Prophecy, Long Count Calendars & Possible Cosmic Catastrophe for 21-12-2012
Brain Researchers Open Door to Editing Memory
FEMA concentration camps debunked
Was the Tunguska Fireball a Comet Chemical Bomb?
Flint, Michigan: Government Considering Abandoning Parts of City, Cutting Off Police and Fire Service
“Graffiti” to be legalized in Brazil?
Graffiti judged low priority in S.F.
IRAQ DEATHS on Twitter
Mexican president: US authorities ‘complicit’ in drug trafficking
Sabotage suspected in widespread phone outage in Santa Cruz and Santa Clara counties
Report: Spies hacked into U.S. electricity grid
ACLU Sues Prosecutor Over ‘Sexting’ Child Porn Charges
Iraqi Gays Sentenced to Death for Their Sexuality Face Execution
Pentagon preps for economic warfare
Could Pirates Become an Army for the Stateless?
The Hand In Space! – My god, it’s full of stars
Woman with ‘a phantom third arm’
“A stroke victim has developed a phantom third arm which she uses ‘just like a real-life limb’.”
Attack of the Card Skimmers: It’s Happening Right Here, Right Now
Somali Pirates Hijack Ship With 20 Americans On Board
‘Straight Edge’ Coke cop says oral sex to blame for dirty test, but judge not buying it
“The couple met at a punk concert and, according to court records, they “would often sweat” while having sex “three or four times per week.” Thanks Staycey
Poledancefan – Middle aged father works the pole
“My name is Joel. I’m 47 married with two kids” Thanks Vinny.
Chia Obama Dropped By Walgreens Amidst Cries of Racism
“Since when is an Afro racist?”
Dungeons & Dragons co-founder has passed away
Did Obama bow to Saudi king?
‚ÄúSuch an act is a traditional obeisance befitting a king’s subjects, not his peer. There is no precedent for U.S. presidents bowing to Saudi or any other royals,‚Äù said the conservative Washington Times.
Taxidermy Mouse Mouse!
Pentagon blows up pigs in bombproof armor
Monster Motorcycle Helmets
The Deadliest Vespa
50 Do-able Cartoon Hotties No Guy Could Kick Out of Bed
Simulator
Mum bathes baby in breast milk
lookin’ dude chugging Mountain Dew
The Public Hanging of a Circus Elephant
Chiseling
Bob Ross The Joy of Painting video channel
Best Voice Ever!
ShamWow Bust: But Wait, There’s More…
Needle removed from ass – after 31 years
The Amazing Story of the Man With Two Penises [nsfw]
Shower Fight
Build Your Own Multitouch Surface Computer
P-Mate: Allowing women to pee freely just like a man
6 Massive Old School Printers (& How They Were Advertised)
Bulletproof Fashions
Buddhist monk completes seven-year run
“A few have done it twice; many more have not lived to finish. Traditionally, any monk, or gyoja, who can’t continue to the end must take his own live, either by hanging or disembowelment.”
The neuropsychology of zombies
The Top Seven Awesome Things You Didn’t Know About Steve McQueen
Police Doughnuts
Watch a Google Street View Car Hit a Bridge – Google Maps
Saved from swimming in circles: Allison the one-finned turtle gets a new prosthetic
Heads – Once In A Lifetime – By Kermit the Frog
Top 10 Bizarre But True Drugs And Their Effects
10 Recent Scientifically Solved Mysteries
Lady chimps will mate for meat
Rolling Spider
Volcano Lightning
5 Cats that Look Like Wilford Brimley
Obama Fried Chicken
Kennedy, you’ve been replaced! Thanks Haley.
“Roadhouse” Blind Guitarist, Jeff Healey, Dies
Awesome Medieval Suits of Armor
My Vagina Pillow Rocks Her Lace Bush
For Serious Riders Only
Child Predator Hands
“Dancing With The Stars” Boner
Drunk teacher accused of forcing students to dance and “grind”
off my long hair
Flaming Garbage Cans In Hip Hop Videos
A PERV caught naked at a beauty spot with a torch stuck up his bum — told cops he was DEPRESSED.
1972 Halloween Catalog
Cake Wrecks
When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong.
A Bristol secondary school has tried out a new style of sex education by letting teenage pupils examine a line-up of naked men.
FOOD FACE DINNER PLATE
Quest for artificial nose to sniff out terrorists’ fear
Levi’s¬Æ √ó Damien Hirst “The Spin Jeans”
Only ¥2,625,000 JPY (approximately $27,000 USD).
Drugs glow green under torch beam
“An ultraviolet torch which shows certain drugs as glowing green is being used to catch cocaine-using clubbers.”
Angry customer blasts McDonald’s drive-through
“A McDonald’s drive-through was shot up early Sunday after a customer was angered that the restaurant had shifted from the lunch menu to the breakfast menu, police said. ”
Teen accused of burning man who let underage drinkers party at his home
“A middle-age man charged with supplying alcohol to teens at his house suffered a severe groin burn when one teen lit the man‚Äôs pants on fire after he passed out, police said”
Study: Housing Homeless Drunks And Letting Them Drink Saves Millions
Pet dogs and cats a good way to break a leg, government says
An inmate alleges two deputies got another prisoner to put his penis on a bologna sandwich which he ate
“As soon as he had finished eating the sandwich Deputy Cantwell taunted him, and took out his cell phone on which he displayed a photo of another inmate in the jail with his penis on the bologna sandwhich,”
Lawmakers Target Elderly Porn
“Pervs preying on the elderly or disabled could soon face harsh new penalties under a first-of-its-kind proposed law that would punish sicko peddlers of geriatric and handicapped porn the same as child pornographers.”
Australian Pimp Paid Teen Prostitute With Chicken Nuggets
Thanks Petey
“Smoking Smarties” Has Parents Fuming
Candy Hits
Woman has sex with pine cone, needs surgery to remove it
Mexican Drug Lord Officially Thanks American Lawmakers for Keeping Drugs Illegal
Was Madonna Involved in a Videotaped Human Sacrifice?
Video Games Kill! Here’s Proof…
‘Healthy’ man, 25, collapses and dies playing Wii Fit game
Drunk ShamWow Guy Smacks Up A Hoe
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl
“EX-Masturbator” Shirt from Passion for Christ Movement
“Yeah we said it‚Ķ.Nobody talks about it, but most people have done it or are still doing it. It’s seems to be a rite of passage for both girls and guys into the world of sex. Some say masturbation is not a sin, some say that it is. But is it really okay in the eyes of God?”
Swiss banks ban top executive travel
“Switzerland‚Äôs private banks have started to ban their top executives from travelling abroad, even to neighbouring France and Germany, because of fears they will be detained as part of a global crackdown on bank secrecy.”
Female teacher on trial after she was caught performing oral sex on a male student in her classroom claims that it was the fault of medication she was taking
“Were you ever on your knees in front of the victim?”
Cape-wearing man arrested after reportedly robbing adult store
Porn Censors Target Nude Renaissance Art
Sarasota man arrested for 71st time
Toss My Salad, Snoopy!
“Douchebags” Lawsuit Dismissed
Orange Guidos with lawyers
Now Home Office drugs adviser wants to downgrade LSD from A to B
England
Police raid home of Fox News employee, charge him with possession of child porn
Calvin and Hobbes strip from 15 years ago describes the current economic climate
The Luckiest or Unluckiest Man in the World? Tsutomu Yamaguchi, double A-bomb victim
Survivor of both Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Spanish police seize 42-piece dinner set… made entirely of cocaine!
Victorian Flea Circuses: A Lost Art Form
Movie Trivia: The Goonies
Wunderland Hamburg: the largest model railway in the world
Google Street View forced to remove images
Could Cow Urine Cola Make a Splash?
“In a country where cows are sacred, drinking their urine is close to godliness.”
KFC’s proposal: First pot pies, now potholes
KFC wants to help patch the nation’s potholes, then brand them.
Romania weighs decriminalizing consensual incest
A Step Forward
Flammable Water Due To Natural Gas Leak In Colorado Home
The Economics of Star Trek
In the Star Trek universe, there is no money.
Crackle
Another Streamin’ Movie Site
Hollywood’s Scariest Haunted Houses
Malaysian minister defends caning of prisoners as gruesome video appears on internet
Ass-Tastic!
Jersey girl, 14, arrested after posting nude pics
TRENTON, N.J. – A 14-year-old New Jersey girl has been accused of child pornography after posting nearly 30 explicit nude pictures of herself on MySpace.com — charges that could force her to register as a sex offender if convicted.
Flickr: billoney’s Photostream
Freedom For Kidnapped 3M Boss
“Workers at a factory in the French town of Pithiviers have finally released Luc Rousselet, a French manager for American firm 3M who was held in his office for more than a day after being locked in by employees who were angry about layoffs.”
Ethiopia hit by Coca-Cola drought
Thanks Rafael Lett
BURTON INTERVIEW. METALLICA.
RIP
Blossom Dearie’s “Conjunction Junction” Romance?
Did the woman who sang “Unpack Your Adjectives” ever get together with the guy who sang “I’m Just a Bill”?
60-foot penis painted on roof
Thanks Espo
Inside the mind of Azel
Tameil – Shotgun Buck (Duck Hunt Edit)
Children of cousins ‘have greater risk of catching infectious disease’
Farting Student Kicked Off School Bus
‘Star Wars’ Laser Kills Mosquitoes
Old-ass Charles Manson
Albino Tiger Head Found In Car
$400 Dog Shit
Blood-curdling sausage recipe by air force chefs
“TWO German air force sergeants are facing courts martial after drawing their own blood to make traditional sausage.”
The Obama Administration, Your Information, and You
“The Obama administration, while progressive in some areas, still appears to be on the same page as the Bush administration regarding warrentless surveillance.”
The Obama Deception
“The Obama Deception is a hard-hitting film that completely destroys the myth that Barack Obama is working for the best interests of the American people.”
Deathbed Boo-Boo
” A man who thought he was going to die confessed last week to a decades-old slaying. James Brewer, 58, didn‚Äôt die. Instead, he found himself Monday in a Tennessee courtroom facing a murder charge.
Wack is Back! Increased Use of PCP Worries Authorities in D.C
“As PCP Use Rebounds Among Suspects, D.C. Authorities Worry About Violent Incidents” Thanks ESPO
Grease Art
55 year old lady trying to win a booty shaking contest
Sewing machine signed by Metallica
& The Illuminati (1 of 4)
Virginity rates among students by major
Electronic Road Signs: Newest Hacked Road Sign Warns Of New York’s Imminent Demise
Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
Police seize 1,200 pounds of pot in spinach cans
Colonel Sanders pulled from river after 24 years
Woman shot by arrow on NYC street, is recovering
German Fried Chicken: Tender, Juicy Obama Fingers Hit the Shelves
“A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product.”
Go-go dancer duped with fake $100 bills
Horse bites off Indonesian man’s testicle, spits it out
Pirates of Somalia – The Big Picture
Cocaine found in store’s peppers
Queens!
Penile Extenders Actually Might Work, Doctors Say
U.S. teens were hit men for Mexican cartel
“Both teenagers received six-month military-style training on a Mexican ranch. Investigators say Cardona and Reta were paid $500 a week each as a retainer, to sit and wait for the call to kill. Then they were paid up to $50,000 and 2 kilos of cocaine for carrying out a hit.”
Police put purported pothead in pokey, pinched placing potted pot on porch perch
VA$HTIE » party pics: 3/12 THE RECESSION SPECIAL Рloft party for A-RON THE DON’S BORNDAY!
Recession Special!
More Party Photos
Can We unClick Google?
“A challenge to activists of the twenty-first century: how can we effectively fight back against Google‚Äôs violation of our online privacy? ”
Militant Obama youth march to ‘Alpha, Omega’ chant
PLEASE DON’T RIOT…IT’S JUST WHAT ‘THEY’ WANT
“Be very, very aware of anyone who starts rioting, or encourages others to do so, amid peaceful demonstrations. Who are they and why are they doing this when it is handing all the aces to the system to impose a Police State? They are either stupid or agents of that State.”
Grass-Mud Horse
‘A Dirty Pun Tweaks China‚Äôs Online Censors ‘
Gucci Mane To Be Released From Jail This Weekend
Thanks J.Scott
Woman finds hungry calico cat hiding in $27 couch
ARTIST NOW IN ROGUE GALLERY
“A top Japanese pop artist in town for a big gallery opening was busted the night before his show when cops spotted him drawing a smiley face on the wall of an East Side subway station after a boozy night out, officials said yesterday.” Thanks Espo.
Kids mistakenly drink wiper fluid at Ark. day care
Thanks EMone
The Fat Jew’s Oscar party on E! Daily 10
Team Facelift: spreadin’ the weirdness like guac.
The Virgins on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Wed, Mar 11 2009
Who styled Donald?!
Police Bust Alleged Gang-Promoting Radio Station
Know Your Meme: Boxxy
Rare Pink Dolphin Photo Gallery
Mo’ Albino Dolphin!
Otaku Power – Trivia/Desire/Transformation
‘Radioactive’ sex offender on the run
Eatin’?
It’s Not Easy Being Green – Kermit The Frog Corpse Fashion
How many dead frogs does it take to make you look fly?
Wigger Mackin’ with Stuffed Animal Tigers
Report: Diebold Voting System Has ‘Delete’ Button for Erasing Audit Logs
Obama & Biden chipped or wearing tracking devices?
CIA destroyed 92 interrogation tapes
Advocates applaud AG Holder on marijuana policy
“Medical marijuana advocates applauded Friday after the Obama administration signaled it will halt federal raids on dispensaries, easing a long-standing rift between California and federal law. ”
The slow death of handwriting
How Much Of Our Debt Comes From Drug Money?
War on drug cartels: Mexico under siege
A New Civil War?
U.S. Energy Department Cannot Account for Nuclear Materials at 15 Locations
UPDATE: FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN UNITED STATES!
Water Supply Will Stay Poisoned With Gender-Bending Chemicals Due To “Carbon Footprint” Of Filtering Systems
Ancient Language of Universal Symbols Discovered
Legalize marijuana
“A new plan to legalize marijuana in California would create a $1 billion tokin’ tax and thousands of green jobs. Now that’s a stimulus plan!”
Fertility Institute Offers Designer Children
SMOKING GUN PROOF THAT ILLUMINATI PLANNED TERRIBLE EVENTS MANY YEARS AGO TO BRING DOWN OUR CULTURE: Part 2
‘Vampire’ discovered in mass grave
Cost of locking up Americans too high
“One in every 31 U.S. adults is in the corrections system”
‘This is off-the-charts weird’
“He often brought drugs or alcohol to work and sometimes had sex with women. At least three of those women were dead”
Stimulus Logo: Branding the U.S. Recovery
Investigation Continues Into KFC Prank Call
“And then they were told by this person on the phone to go outside and disrobe and actually urinate on one another to decontaminate each other,”
Filmmaker plans Eyeborg eye-socket camera
In Drug-Leery Japan, Arrests for Marijuana Are on the Rise
Utah is No. 1 – for online pornography consumption
Pink dolphin appears in US lake
Albino Dolphin!
Africa: Genitals removed while men are alive
“Young men are attacked and their genitals cut off while they are still alive; children’s throats are slit and their organs removed; and border-crossers are caught with bags containing human heads and sexual organs.”
Former Guantanamo detainee tells of ‘medieval’ torture
“…he lived in constant darkness and “came close to insanity” after being forced to listen to the same album by rapper Eminem at top volume for a solid month.”
David Lynch on Product Placement
advert
Thanks Vinnie
Guitar Store Shaped Like Giant Amp
The science of selling out
“Iggy Pop’s endorsement of car insurance has prompted accusations of selling out. But does anyone really care any more?”
Turning pregnant bumps into art
Thanks David Canning
Kitten in Bong!
Thanks EMone
Spain arrests ‘cocaine cast’ man
“A Chilean man with a broken leg was arrested at Barcelona airport after his “cast” was found to be made of cocaine not plaster, Spanish police say.” Thanks Espo!
The 20 Most Terrifying Pictures of Ronald McDonald Ever
Water Balloon Poppin’!
Ectoplasmic Acoustics
‘Hipstavore’
LEGO has the Coolest business card ever
$28 Million Chair
typografie: Freshfonts | AUTOBAHN grafisch ontwerp
Obama Gay Scandal!
Fisherman found my lost phone in the belly of a 25lb cod …and it still works after a week in a fish
bombombombomwooooo
Failure sound from The Price Is Right
Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Back Together
YAY!
90-year-old in 8mph mobility scooter takes wrong turn and ends up on highway
Meet the Republican Rapper
Kanye Gay BeeJay
Facebook – Snitchin’ On Yerself
A teenager was fired for commenting on Facebook at work about how she was bored at work.
And The Award For Creepiest Guitar Goes To…
Teenar: The Sexy Girl Guitar
Bat Boy: One ugly cat
Stephen Powers from Overbrook Video Choices ¬´ Duffed Out Industries
Graff Girl – DJ Lady Tribe
Sun your Buns, or should I say Challah?
NYC Official: Ban Japanese ‘Rape’ Video Game
‘Rapelay’
Boston Graffiti Wars
Thanks Mariondream81!
aNYthing is back! screensaver
Thanks Bjernie!
Rihanna — The Face of a Battered Woman
Anyone else see her horns?
Clan at Roy Rodgers – RZA in New York 1992
Original Human TETRIS Performance
A Theme on Glass Bottles
Giant Six Pound Rat Caught in China
Come to Chinatown, there’s bigger!
Obama Sushi
Shit happens
Lily Allen Gets Fingered
Man ‘waged urine-spray campaign’
A man sprayed a mixture of urine and faeces in two supermarkets, a pub and a bookshop in Gloucestershire
Former nun tells of sex and suffering inside Indian convent
Nunsploitation!
Facebook Yields to User Outrage: Reverts to Old TOS
The Third Eye Video Camera
The Cyber Eye is finally here! Needs a red glow, though.
Guys Cabinet Door Sounds Exactly like Chewbacca!
Touch and Go Records to Stop Releasing New Music, Shut Down Distribution
The Nine Weirdest PSAs Ever Made (VIDEO)
Vicodin Earrings
Freak Bike Accident – View With Caution
Thanks Googs!
Toothy raccoon bit off man’s penis
Thanks Ramon!
>> ‚Ñ¢ RETARD RIOT ‚Ñ¢ <<
The Glob – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Hagen and Don Rickles
Thanks Bjarni Einarsson
A Sociologist’s Look at Graffiti
ESPOoooooooooooo!
My Body (Tuts My Barreh) / Karaoke Fail (English subtitles)
Thanks EMone MTV
The Drought – Rappers ‘n Recession
Thanks Billoney!
PAINT MISBEHAVIN’ AS VANDALS HIT CENTRAL PARK
Proof Weave Womans’s Weave Stops Bullet Saves Her Life In Kansas!
Dynamic Breakers “ANTI GRAFFITTI Commercial”
“Graffiti Tagger” Falls To His Death On The 826 (MIAMI)
U.S. judges accused of jailing kids for cash
Hitler had shocking table manners, gorged on cake and suffered flatulence, reveals never-before-seen profile
Salt Lake woman with world’s longest fingernails, loses nails in crash
You’ve been knickered, son
A THIEF has been caught with more than 1,600 items of women’s lingerie hidden in the home he shared with his parents.
Geronimo’s Heirs Sue Secret Yale Society Over His Skull
“Ark’eting” the Aaron Bondaroff and Semen Sperms Video Interview
Record Envelope – the little library of factory sleeves
A collection of generic record company 45 sleeves
S E M E N C L A W
W T F
The Bacon Explosion – Take Bacon. Add Sausage. Blog.
Mmmmm…Swine!
The Racial Slur Database
Shoe-throwing Sculpture Removed
Thanks Petey!
Heavy Metal Laundry Tips
The Magic (Indoor) Tree House
French fighter planes grounded by computer virus
NYPD cops in crackdown on graffiti punks
Do-It-Yourself Vagina
Ars Erotica: The Erotic Art Museum
I’ve got the world’s biggest boobs
38KKK breasts!
Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans
Pictured: The cow that was zapped by lightning – and survived
Surgeons remove donated kidney through vagina
Man caught with pigeons in his trousers
‘Mom cooks me like a turkey in the oven’
The Beatles – Made Outta Wool!
2009 Northwest Arkansas Ice Storm Pictures
A Teddy Bear for Your Hipster Lifestyle
Cornify – Unicorns & Rainbows On-Demand
The Cramps – Newsletter / FanZine – 1 – 7 (PDF’s)
US Army Has Highest Suicide Rate Since Vietnam War
Ecstasy ‘no more dangerous than horse riding’
China Earthquake A Dam-Induced Disaster?
Kellogg’s Wimps Out Over Phelps’s Bong Hit: What Century Are They Living in?
York City property owner has message for crack dealers
“Deer Crack Dealer,” the message stated. “You kin sell crack on this block and the York City Police will not stop you. They fear you. Crack Rules.”
Shepard Fairey Dodges Criticism at ICA: Street Artists and Copyright Advocates Demand Answers
Shepard Fairey: OBEY my lawyers
Dumb Lip Tattoos
Shepard Fairey, artist of Obama ‘Hope’ poster arrested
Little Island
Get a lil’ robot copy of yerself!
Toddler
Squid cake
Lucky in Love ‘The Price Is Right’ Hand Embroidery
What’s that Smell? Maple Syrup Mystery Solved
Best Tattoo EVER
Val Kilmer mulls run for N.M. governor
Owner’s sign tells ‘crack dealers’ to sell here
World’s youngest sex-change operation
Pranks involving electronic road signs stir worry
Zombies Ahead!
Teen accused of using Facebook for sexual blackmail
One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm
Video: Hacker war drives San Francisco cloning RFID passports
Flooded Mcdonald’s
Men smell of cheese; women smell of onion
Cash4Gold Will Offer One-Third of the Actual Value for your Gold
Raids net alleged members of tagger crew that hit L.A., Las Vegas
Top Ten Female Streakers
Little Boy Is on Drugs [VIDEO]
The Fix Is In – Trading Cards
Bart Simpson is a Scientologist
Google Maps Car Hits a Deer, Records Entire Ordeal on Google Maps
Man ‘finds US troop data’ on Used MP3 Player
Drug Money Saving Banks
The United Nations’ crime and drug watchdog has indications that money made in illicit drug trade has been used to keep banks afloat in the global financial crisis
Giant Ant Colony is a World Wonder
Blowfish testicles sicken 7 in Japan
Iron Maiden Eddie as Sponge Bob
Brit Jew marries dolphin
Rectal Foreign Bodies
HIVE OF AFGHAN ADDICTS
GRAND PUBA/BRAND NUBIANS: THE REMIXES
Smart Bombs and War Porn Hit YouTube
Israel Defense Forces use YouTube for propaganda
Hail King Obama: President for life
The ‘Chemtrail’ Hoax – According to the U.S. Air Force
Chemtrails in the Sky Are Evidence of Nefarious Activities for Broad-Based Conspiracy Theorists
Fresh Prince Theme: Gangsta Version
Thanks Naw!
Cops Talk Funny: Operations & Tactics at Officer.com
Pimp My Altar
Bernie Madoff’s Palm Beach House Gets Toilet Papered
Is there really such a thing as … placenta stew?
Placenta Recipes
“Each placenta weighs approximately 1/6 of the baby’s weight. Cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes”
Soviet Propaganda Against USA (posters)
Downi Creations – The only collectible quality dolls with realistic Down syndrome features
“Meet our growing family of Down Syndrome Originals¬©”
Downs Syndrome Dolls Again
Black Devil Doll – Movie
Bunnies Meltin’!
Stereo Titties
Bevis’ Sis
Philly Malnourished Horses Removed From Crumbling Makeshift Stables
Sorry I blew yer spot up, dudes, but treat yer horses right! Thanks Tim Artz.
Man died in network of tunnels he made through house of rubbish
Thnx Heather!
Crack Whore Confessions Theme Song
Snow Prints
For Two – The second ever computer game
1958 oscilloscope game!
eBay – A History of Unusual Items
Sneeze Porn!
Gesundheit!
10 Porn Stars Who Twitter
The awfulness of Billy Joel, explained.
Chippendiddys
Euro Boy Strippers…WTF?!
Birth Movie Trailer
LSD: The Dream Emulator
1998 Sony Playstation game released only in Japan
TurbanMan
Homemade Girl Scout Cookie recipes
Skateboarding in Afghanistan Provides a Diversion From Desolation
Thanks Googs
A list of different paraphilias and sexual fetishes
Comic Book Urban Legends Revealed
CFNM
Walk-By Bukkake
NSFW
1954 Senate Interim Report – Comic Books and Juvenile Delinquency
Home of the Slug Love
Hardcore Banana Slug Sex!
Boy, 14, dupes police, patrols Chicago for 5 hours
A 14-year-old aspiring police officer donned a uniform, walked into a Chicago police station and managed to get an assignment — patroling in a squad car for five hours before he was detected, police said Sunday.
Make your own lock picks – Part 1
What A Nigerian Facebook Scam Looks Like
Pope warns against too much Facebook
3D porn to revolutionise industry
Gold tooth missing after crutch attack
Abandoned Mike Tyson mansion in Ohio
The Shur Shot
Douche/enema nozzle that connects to yer shower
Vintage French Fucking Machines
Body Builder vs. Rubik’s Cube
Banking with Beanies
Finding parallels to the current financial meltdown in previous bubbles, from Holland’s Tulipomania to the Beanie Baby bubble
Disney Rejection Letter, 1938
Bolivia – The Train Graveyard
Wood Furniture, Wood House, Everything Wood
It’s all wood.
The Cave House
$1,950,000
Weird Deformed Animals
Signs of the Endtimes
Chick Cartoon Tracts
Latest Trend: Myspace Address Tattoos!
Police seize ‘Obama’ brand heroin
“The Smoking Gun Web site, which headlined the story “The Audacity of Dope,” pointed out that drug dealers are fond of brands and frequently misappropriate names for them. Over the years, police have seized bin Laden heroin, Harry Potter Ecstasy and even cocaine branded as Teletubbies, a TV show aimed at toddlers.”
Inside Programmable Road Signs
Web Browsers | EFF Surveillance Self-Defense Project
Government Computer News Pans Printer Dots
For those of you who don’t know, modern printers print a secret tracking code on all yer printouts.
Banker Gives Spankings to 50 Customers
Top 6 Bizarre Body Modifications and Plastic Surgeries
Guards plead not guilty in ‘nightmare’ Rikers beatings
“Three correction officers created a sadistic secret society on a Rikers Island cellblock, ordering prisoners to extort and beat other inmates, prosecutors charged Thursday.”
Kate Moss gets £30,000 Andre graffiti from boyfriend rocker Jamie Hince
AGUA – Work On Paper, Wreck Center, Endorsements
How the Computer gets the answer…
Installation – Doubles
World Superhero Registry
REAL Heroes
Diapers
Nerd – Wikipedia
The first documented appearance of the word “nerd” is as the name of a creature in Dr. Seuss’s book If I Ran the Zoo (1950)
Little Blue Pills Among the Ways CIA Wins Friends in Afghanistan
Payment Processor Breach May Be Largest Ever
A data breach last year at Princeton, N.J., payment processor Heartland Payment Systems may have compromised tens of millions of credit and debit card transactions, the company said today.
30-pound marijuana brick delivered to wrong address by UPS
Abandoned Amusement Parks in Asia
List of defunct amusement parks
Artificial Virginity Hymen
best response ever on People’s Court
Henchman’s Helper
Kenny Rogers  lookalike
Sprite Stitch – A video game inspired cross stitch weblog
Mike Tysons Punch-Out Scarf – DIY
Awesome!
Miss World finalist has hands and feet amputated
Skitch Hitchcock and Salt Creek Beach Crew Old School Skateboarding
“That Dogtown stuff is all well and good, but skitch Hitchcock and friends know that OC‚Äôs own Salt Creek Beach crew has left its own mark on the skateboarding world”
Why Nuclear Weapons Are (Still) Bad for the Planet
True Art Crime Heist: Case of the Stolen Rembrandt
Knitters turn to graffiti artists with ‘yarnbombing’
Graffiti artists have added a new tool their traditional aerosol cans – knitting needles and a ball of wool.
Dad’s grow-op busted after baby dials 9-1-1
Sex offender wins $500,000 Alaska lottery
An Alaska lottery held to raise money for a group that helps sexual abuse victims had a surprise winner: a convicted sex offender.
Adolf Hitler, Sisters Taken from Parents’ Home
The Gangster Archives
Mostly graffiti related stuff from the very early Teen Angel’s magazines, with other items of interest thrown in.
Third Eye Camera Skull Pinhole Camera Art
The Don Martin Dictionary
“FAGROOOSH SHUSSHH SHPISHLE FROOM” – A Seashell
7 Things I Learned Working on a Pot Farm
Why is Marijuana Illegal?
Google Trends Subversion: ‚úà ‚ñå‚ñå
Velvet Underground – 1969 press kit
Gaza Rockets – Cookin’ Show
How to Be a Skater Girl
Remember in the old days when you hadda figure things out for yerself, not just Google ’em?!
Amature Obama Portraits
Leadbelly Morph Video
I live out my sexual fantasy as an online escort
Whorin’ in Second Life
What’s Inside Obama’s iPod?
Growing Up Star Wars: 1977-1985 Pool
Flikr photoset of how Star Wars influenced/damaged many young lives.
Top 11 compounds in US drinking water
The latest thing to get scared shitless about.
How America Lost the War on Drugs
Chicken McNugget, Step One [PIC]
Mmmmm…soft serve mechanically separated chicken. Thanks Krissy.
Islamic militants ridicule death of Bush cat
Cars: Inside the Rocket-Proof Obamamobile
Casu marzu – Delicious Maggot Cheese!
Zimbabwe introduces $50 billion note
A Billi A Billi A Billi
Top 5 Most Disturbing Breastfeeding Videos of All-Time
Smokin’ Presidents
US veterans sue CIA for alleged drug and mind control experiments
“Rochelle said he was given just one breath of a chemical in aerosol form that kept him drugged for two and a half days, struggling with visions. He said he saw animals coming out of the walls and his freckles moving like bugs under his skin. At one point, he tried to cut the freckles out with a razor.”
Mutant NYC Bed Bugs Impervious to Toxic Attack
Will inauguration have enough port-a-potties?
“This is the largest temporary restroom event in the history of the United States,” he said.
Punk And The Swastika
Рバカロボ キントレーZ
This shit is weird!
Vintage Smoke Helmets / Gas Masks
Wild lookin’!
Skateboard Truck Table
A Gallery of Medical Marijuana – Slideshows – CNBC
BLACK FLAG My War test press LP w/ Raymond Pettibon art – eBay
I’ve only got it with the poster and press kit.
What’s It Going to Take to Lock Up Drug Company Execs?
A recent article in the New England Journal of Medicine reveals the shocking extent of how corrupt drug companies are.
Delusional Downtown Divas
Flintstones Bedrock City of Custer, SD
Cut-Rate Flintstones Theme Park
US porn industry seeks multi-billion dollar bailout
Porn baron Larry Flynt is seeking a $5 billion bailout from Washington to rejuvenate the industry, which he says is suffering because of the economic downturn.
The Art of the Prank : David Cerny: Detente Czech Style
Art Pranks, Culture Jamming and Reality Hacking, Pranksters
Adobe home found under Marin hippie commune
There were two renowned drug busts in 1969. In one of them, narcotics agents demanded to know who owned all the pot they found. McCoy responded famously, “It belongs to God. I just smoke it.”
Version of Amerikkka
Blowjob X-Ray’s
Goes Vegan
Thanks Petey
Andre Thomas, Texas Death Row Inmate, Pulls Out Eye, Eats it
On death row for killin’ his wife ‘n daughter ‘n rippin’ their hearts out. “Thomas told police how he put his victims’ hearts in his pocket and left their apartment, took them home, put them in a plastic bag and threw them in the trash.”
‘I tripped and fell … honest’
SHOCKED surgeons were forced to use their imagination after operating on woman with a huge can of hairspray stuck in her bum.
Elderly Woman’s Shoes Grow Into Her Feet
Is this new bio-tech?
Man Covered In Feces Attacks Flight Attendant
Thanks Ramon!

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