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‘HE VIRTUALLY RUBBED MY CROTCH’ Woman ‘sexually assaulted’ in virtual reality by pervert cyber-groper thesun.co.uk/news/2044694/w…

Scrotox: A growing trend which makes testicles appear larger & decreases sweating & wrinkling costs $1,500-$3,000 hollywoodreporter.com/news/scrotox-h…

Man claims son was eaten by fellow inmates during riot in Venezuelan prison latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/20…

Semi-naked man found dead on Spanish airport bench with deli meat on his buttocks, genitals in tuna can globalnews.ca/news/3021746/s…

Motherless babies possible as scientists create live offspring without need for female egg telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/0…

That $100,000 Painting Bought to Flip Is Now Worth About $20,000 bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

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Apple Removed Headphone Jack From New iPhones Because It Owns Largest Bluetooth Headphone Company m.slashdot.org/story/316039

Twitter is now worth less than its Chinese clone techinasia.com/twitter-worth-…

Go Murica! UN Says Opium Production up 43% in Afghanistan This Year thedailysheeple.com/go-murica-un-s…

“Social experiment” YouTuber caught faking racist video boingboing.net/2016/10/19/soc…

I Support the Heroes that Robbed Kim Kardashian disinfo.com/2016/10/suppor…

🇺🇸USA! USA!🇺🇸 🏈🔫

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“Redd’s on a date, making out with his lady, and she says, ‘Redd, kiss me where it stinks.’ Redd says, ‘So I took her to El Segundo.’”

Masturbating in public is not illegal, Italy’s highest court rules telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/0…

US diplomats ‘given date rape drug by Russian officials’ telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/0…

Hitler’s Narcotics were supplied by a doctor known as ‘the Reich injection master’ dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

Kolokol-1 is a synthetic opioid developed for use as an aerosolizable incapacitating agent en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolokol-1

Banker Rurik Jutting, 31, is then said to have made her lick a toilet before sawing through her neck, dismembered her body thesun.co.uk/news/2035675/r…

The Party’s OVER!

In the 1900s, Being a ‘Cigarette Fiend’ Was a Legitimate Defense for Murder atlasobscura.com/articles/in-th…

20th century snapshots capture people proudly showing off their vinyl records mashable.com/2016/10/15/hol…

The day when police zap suspects from the sky with drones carrying stun guns may be nearing marketwatch.com/story/a-police…

Top 10 Sober Rappers thefix.com/top-10-sober-r…

Mysterious hallucination-causing illness seemingly spread by touch hits US hospital aol.com/article/news/2…

Maserati Hearse boingboing.net/2016/10/24/mas…

Uber Accused of Cashing In On Bomb Explosion By Jacking Rates m.slashdot.org/story/316385

Uber’s ad-toting drones are heckling drivers stuck in traffic technologyreview.com/s/602662/ubers…

Dystopian Ant World weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/…

Ants get addicted to morphine nature.com/nature/journal…

350 Pigeons Found Flying Freely Inside Long Island Home 🐦🐦🐦 newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/09/15/350…

Do trees have brains? dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

Russian scientists are ‘besieged’ by polar bears at a remote Arctic post washingtonpost.com/news/worldview…

‘Great Pacific garbage patch’ far bigger than imagined, aerial survey shows theguardian.com/environment/20…

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I’m So Impressed You Can Walk Lock Step With The Status Quo

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I’m so impressed you can walk lock step with the status quo

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“It’s like prison,” said Harry Jumonji, …”You got to be high to sleep.” mobile.nytimes.com/blogs/lens/201…

El Chapo and the Secret History of the Heroin Crisis esquire.com/news-politics/…

Love bite horror as teen dies ‘after girlfriend’s hickey formed blood clot that travelled to brain causing stroke mirror.co.uk/news/world-new…

Vast Majority Quit Illegal Drug Use On Their Own Within First Year, Study Finds thefix.com/vast-majority-…

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Revenge Porn: That time Linda Lovelace taught Sammy Davis Jr. how to deepthroat… her husband dangerousminds.net/comments/reven…

As Boys Get Fatter, Parents Worry About Child’s Penis Size nyti.ms/2c2CEVP

Snapchat is cataloging full 3D face scans of all its users and selling the sensitive data m.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/c…

U.S. Customs and Border Protection Wants to Know Who You Are on Twitter—But It’s a Flawed Plan eff.org/deeplinks/2016…

LSD Might Make You More Creative #Duh time.com/4463136/lsd-re…

Wha Oh! Wha Oh! That thing you hear in every other pop song is the Millennial Whoop boingboing.net/2016/08/22/wha…

Ramen has replaced cigarettes as barter currency in prisons because cost cuts have made the provided meals so shitty courthousenews.com/2016/08/23/beh…

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‘Can they produce a full smile? Can they lift both arms? If not then yes, get to the er!’

Why does every movie trailer havta have that ‘Beeeeooooooohhhhhh’ bass drop sound in it when something epic happens?

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Weedmaps is BULLSHIT latimes.com/business/techn…

Stripper Life: A Hot Dancer Uses Hilarious Drawings To Give A Look Into Her Raunchy Club Nights allnight.com/post/9576-stri…

Video: You Know That “Pool Smell” You Think Is Chlorine? It’s Actually Pee thedailysheeple.com/video-you-know…

Where Fish Pee, Corals Grow blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/2016/0…

I just threw up in my brain:

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12 Foods You Don’t Have to Buy Organic articles.mercola.com/sites/articles…

User Illusion: Everyday ‘Placebo Buttons’ Create Semblance of Control 99percentinvisible.org/article/user-i…

Map reveals average erect penis size of men from around the world… and African blokes come first thesun.co.uk/living/1638214…

Comedian Fined $42,000 by Human Rights Tribunal for Telling a Joke heat.st/2b2s5QY

Asskicker coffee has 80 times more caffeine than regular coffee #YesPlease boingboing.net/2016/08/31/ass…

Chilling ‘satanic human sacrifice’ video spooks scientists working at world’s biggest particle accelerator CERN mirror.co.uk/news/weird-new…

BEFORE AND BEYOND MADCHESTER: 86-93
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Climb aboard ‘Hare-Force One,’ Hugh Hefner’s $5 million DC-9 jet with its own discothèque dangerousminds.net/comments/climb…

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‘Prince was wearing a black shirt and pants — both were on backward — and his socks were inside-out’ when he was found dead

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No Politics, Please, I’m Eatin’

KFC Confession

How robots will soon take teens’ virginity dailym.ai/1Uq4fhj

Human-pig hybrids for organ transplants could develop into monsters with ‘OUR brains’ shr.gs/YefbH4k#

Blinking (and its associated dopamine shift) appears to affect our perception of time, study finds voc.tv/1ULxdrN

Movie written by algorithm arstechnica.com/the-multiverse…

Oklahoma Highway Patrol Uses New Device To Steal Money From Prepaid Cards news9.com/story/32168555…

This Idiot Who Robbed a Bank and Posted It on Instagram Is Excited About His Three-Year Prison Sentence shar.es/1JhZCQ

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New York City NY 11/1/72 A prisoner reading in his cell with photographs of women covering the walls in Tombs Prison jplaffont.photoshelter.com/image/I0000Ai1…

Big Pharma Killed Prince

Prince’s former drug dealer reveals extent of his addiction dailym.ai/1psQA0v

Who Killed Muhammad Ali?

The FBI Is Developing Software to Track and Sort People by Their Tattoos  gizmodo.com/the-fbi-is-dev…

Young boy finds crystal meth in his Kinder Surprise egg telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/0…

Man fitted with £70k eight-inch bionic penis after freak childhood accident has op to make it SMALLER thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/n…

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Cocaine Pigeon Smuggles Drugs Into Prison

Cocaine Pigeon Smuggles Drugs Into Prison
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Pigeons Used to Smuggle Drugs

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Young black bear killed by 12 tigers after Chinese zoo worker negligence [Video]
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Word of the day: Manspread

Blowing Up the Big Myths About Indica v. Sativa Strains of Marijuana
The terpene Myrcene affects the effects of THC
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Home-brewed Synthetic Opioids Are Finally A Reality – No Poppies Required, Just GMO Yeast
popsci.com/home-brewed-sy… http://t.co/wJkFd3maCu

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One Too Many!

One Too Many

Woman Who Claimed To Have Surgery To Add Third Breast Exposed As Hoaxer
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Meet the amazing TRIPLE-BREASTED woman who spent £12,000 on getting third boob
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Chick With 3 Tits x Radiohead

What Does Human Meat Taste Like?
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‘Cycle Slut’ Barbra Streisand Gets Naughty In BDSM Photoshoot, 1970
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Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome:
Wisconsin Man Suffers 100 Unwanted Orgasms A Day
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Masturbating Passenger Forces Plane to Land in Nebraska
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Horny Man With No Shame Rubs One Out on the M Train
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10,000 American Toddlers now Taking Amphetamine Based ADHD Drugs
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‘I Was A Schoolgirl By Day And Sex Slave At Night’: Victim Of Satanic Sex Cult Speaks Out
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High on PCP, Jersey City man locked himself in kindergarten bathroom
nj.com/hudson/index.s…

The Crumbling and Abandoned Remains of Italy’s Once-Grand Discotheques
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Popemobile Used to Smuggle Coke and Weed
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Cambodia Buddhist ‘Meth Monks’ Arrested for Smoking Ice in Pagoda Room
ibtimes.co.uk/cambodia-buddh…

How Instagram Drug Deals Go Undetected
venturebeat.com/2014/09/11/how…

Oh Hey, It’s a Condom Cookbook
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Man With No Medical Credentials Accused Of Illegally Operating Drug Rehab Centers In 3 States
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4chan Users Are Trying to Spread Ebola Lies in West Africa #EbolaChan
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The Dark Web Gets Darker With Rise of the ‘Evolution’ Drug Market
wired.com/2014/09/dark-w…

Grandmother Who Once Despised Profanity Can’t Stop Swearing Following A Stroke
metro.co.uk/2014/09/24/gra…

GRAND THEFT AUTO: ISIS?
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Metadata Reveals A Lot More About Your Life Than You Think
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Smartphones Are Used To Stalk, Control Domestic Abuse Victims
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The myths (and realities) of synthetic bioweapons
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Footage Of Sovereign Citizen’s ‘Full-Frontal Assault’ On Cumming, Georgia Courthouse Released
policeone.com/officer-shooti…

Caffeine Powder Raises Overdose Concerns
cincinnati.com/story/news/201…

In Pennsylvania, Heroin Easier To Get Than Wine, Cheaper Than Beer
reuters.com/article/2014/0…

Teenager Busted For Rubbing His Testicles On Patron’s Pizza
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Chinese Restaurant Admits To Selling ‘Opium-Laced Noodles’
theweek.com/speedreads/ind…

The McDonald’s Cocaine Spoon Fiasco
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Man-Eating Leopard Preys On Drunk Villagers Walking Home From Booze Sessions
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Science Says The Universe Could Be A Hologram, A Computer Program, A Black Hole Or A Bubble
smithsonianmag.com/science/what-u…

A Gentleman’s Guide To Sex In Prison
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New ‘Facebook for Rich People’ Costs Just $9,000 to Join
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A Whole Chicken in a Can (Bon Appétit)
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All-Seeing Illuminati Eye Is Now Dead, Reptilians Now Gone, Matrix Slavery System Now Being Dismantled
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Removal of Drugs From Rectum Unconstitutional
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Cocaine-Coated Currency Makes Bank Teller’s Fingers Go Numb
‘bills had a strange odor and appeared to have been wet’
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Skeptic James Randi’s “Evidence” Against ESP Turns Out to Be Fabricated
disinfo.com/2014/08/james-…

Anti-Date Rape ‘Undercover’ Nail Polish Changes Colour When Drinks are Spiked with Rohypnol and GHB
ibtimes.co.uk/anti-date-rape…

Man Arrested After Jars and Jars Of Human Penises Discovered In His Apartment
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Bioengineers close to brewing opioid painkillers without using opium from poppies
phys.org/news/2014-08-b…

Anaconda (Fart Remix)

Death By Underpants – Prisoner OD’s On Methadone Soaked Underwear
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Giant Wasps’ Nest Invades Spare Bedroom
More than 5,000 wasps are found chewing through bedding
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Judge orders deliveryman’s penis measured after he claimed it was too small for him to be guilty of exhibitionism
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Cops Arrest Wanted Ex-Con After He Posts “Ice Bucket Challenge” Video To Facebook
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The Rubble Challenge: A Palestinian Response to the Ice Bucket Challenge
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Soon Your Personal Bacteria Microbial Fingerprint Will Be Used To Track You
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Teacher Accused of Having Cocaine Delivered to Her at Middle School
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Taiwan Restaurant Apologizes for Pasta Dish Called ‘Long Live the Nazis’
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Fresh Live Frog Sashimi in Japan
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Why Government Researchers Think We May Be Living in a 2D Hologram
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Action Comics #1 Sells For Record $3,207,852.00
1938 comic featuring the first appearance of Superman
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Oklahoma Cop Arrested For Raping At Least 7 Women While On Patrol
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A Quarter of Americans Think They or Their Families Will Get Ebola
motherjones.com/environment/20…

We Now Have Scientific Proof That People Are Getting Stupider
endoftheamericandream.com/archives/we-no…

 

The Satanic Illuminati Rave Culture EXPOSED !!!

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