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Man says his 18.9-inch penis is a disability that forces him to live off food banks https://t.co/EMmEkBiOaL

‘World’s oldest porn star’ reveals the secret to his amazing stamina – EGGS!!!
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Koro aka Genital Retraction Syndrome https://t.co/zLqBV1y9YL

Truck Stop Pornographic Eight Track Tapes
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I Am Woman, See Me Bleed: From Tampon Taboo To The Pro-period Movement
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A guide to why your world is a hallucination https://t.co/kA43c4bOR3

First Evidence for Higher State of Consciousness Under The Influence of Psychedelic Drugs Found https://t.co/s8jB88f030

Microdosing: People who take LSD with breakfast
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Why People Are Intentionally Overdosing on an Anti-Diarrhea Drug https://t.co/JISfkSWBPC

Soft, smooth and steady: How Xanax turned American music into pill-pop https://t.co/GwMRCXNEaz

Photo published for 'Neo-Nazi furries' uproar causes convention cancelation

‘Neo-Nazi furries’ uproar causes convention cancelation
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The Movie Date That Solidified J.R.R. Tolkien’s Hatred of Walt Disney
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NJ Man Spent Days Getting High in Home With Corpse https://t.co/Y3elUzkRfi

Motörhead Video Game

The woman whose phone ‘misdiagnosed HIV’ https://t.co/BUtkcLx3z7

New York City’s Museum of Trash Rescued by a Sanitation Worker https://t.co/uhacpbOeC7

Would these hyper-realistic masks fool a facial recognition system? https://t.co/F2kbaUVM6T

WikiLeaks: The Afghan Tunnels The US Just Bombed — “They Were Built By The CIA” https://t.co/7LC9PyzUmX

Is Social Media Making Us Hate Each Other?
‘dissimilarity cascades’ https://t.co/otftg8R1U0

Dark Patterns are tricks used in websites and apps that make you buy or sign up for things that you didn’t mean to https://t.co/EUeILbzco2

Tricking Artificial Intelligence – The tiny changes that can cause AI to fail https://t.co/7HkbDECICx

Will the high-tech cities of the future be utterly lonely? https://t.co/7AkOfWXeX1

Tom Byron – A Life Choice: Podcast 67 – The Rialto Report https://t.co/XA1FvZGcxj

Dr. Oz criticized for airing show on Philadelphia heroin encampment https://t.co/V10dP1GzkM

In custody battle, Infowars’ Alex Jones argues he is a ‘performance artist’ & ‘playing a character’ https://t.co/hLGi22f9Pt

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My fave hoe-tel, The Liberty Inn, Early 80’s

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The Hippie Temptation 1967 CBS News Anti-Hippie Report

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A CBS News presentation, hosted by Harry Reasoner, that manages a balancing act between a sober critical analysis of the idealistic and sometime naive youth revolution centered in Haight-Ashbury and a cynical and culturally bigoted.dismissal of the values of this subculture that challenged this very same cynicism and bigotry. Contains precious period film footage of life in the geographic location most credited with the genesis of the psychedelic movement, some dualistically troubling footage of drug abuse and psychiatric treatment, and an especial focus on the band whose home was considered to be the “city hall” of the subculture, The Grateful Dead, who not only give eloquent voice to the values of this new society but who also evince their principles with a free performance at Golden Gate Park, playing Dancin’ In The Streets.

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WARNING! Intense Orgasmic Arousal Stimulation with Binaural Beats

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WARNING! VERY Intense Orgasmic Arousal Stimulation with Binaural Beats

Zap to the brain alters libido in unique sex study

newscientist.com/article/211479…

50 People On ‘The Most Depraved Thing I Have Done For Sexual Gratification’

thoughtcatalog.com/christine-stoc…

Sex and dentistry: I made a fellatio prosthetic for my mouth

newscientist.com/article/211153…

Paradoxical undressing: getting naked before freezing to death

boingboing.net/2016/11/22/par…

Cannabis Tampons Are a Real Thing
alternet.org/drugs/not-snop…

British Airways pilot grounded over alleged sext cockpit cock pictures in stockings taken at 38,000 feet thesun.co.uk/news/2077203/b…

VIDEO: Vandal Tears Apart Car For 6 Hours While Passersby Watch, Take Pictures
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LA Homeless man turns freeway underpass into a personal ‘paradise’ complete with JACUZZI and a four-poster bed dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

Whopper Warhol 🍔

False CNN-porn report shows how fast fake news spreads

usatoday.com/story/tech/201…

21 PCS Jay-Z Special

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Check out President Obama’s turntable setup in the White House (featuring weak-ass speakers)
factmag.com/2016/11/02/bar…

Malcolm McLaren’s son torched his multimillion dollar punk collection to protest the 40th anniversary of punk boingboing.net/2016/11/26/mal…

Times Square in the 1970s:A Day In The Life therialtoreport.com/2016/11/27/tim…

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No Evidence of Aloe Vera Found in the Aloe Vera at Wal-Mart, CVS bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

‘Quit Social Media. Your Career May Depend on It.’ m.slashdot.org/story/319047

Trump brand heroin

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Wedge-tailed eagles do battle with mining giant’s drones, knocking nine out of sky, causing $100,000 in damage mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-1…

‘FUCK WHITE ART’
Racist Graffiti In Boyle Heights Could Be Response To Gentrification
losangeles.cbslocal.com/2016/11/03/rac…

David Bowie’s Art Collection Nets $30 Million at London Auction
billboard.com/articles/news/…

Public Image Ltd met with Martin Scorsese about doing the ‘Raging Bull’ soundtrack dangerousminds.net/comments/publi…

Faking Your Own Death Has Become Surprisingly Common newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/10/31/fak…

Researchers trick facial recognition systems with facial features printed on big glasses boingboing.net/2016/11/02/res…

Pastel Goth Tacos

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The FBI Spent Two Years Investigating An Online Cult That Didn’t Exist – GodHatesGoths m.slashdot.org/story/318369

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The Obscene Shape Of Things To Come

 

Megumi Igarashi Vagina Kayak

Japanese Artist Arrested for “distributing data that could create an obscene shape through a 3D printer” #Vagina
theguardian.com/world/2014/jul…

Even the Gorillas and Bears in Our Zoos Are Hooked on Prozac
wired.com/2014/07/animal…

Rent-a-Narc Drug Sniffing Dogs Help Parents Find Troubled Kid’s Stashes
npr.org/2014/07/15/331…

Cocaine Ewok
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/s…

How a Banker Introduced ‘Magic Mushrooms’ to the West
psychedelicfrontier.com/banker-introdu…

I Took Shrooms and Nude Modeled
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Losing Your Virginity: A Better Experience Now Than 20 Years Ago, Says Science
esquire.com/blogs/news/los…

Resident Discovers Home Was Once Serial Killer’s ‘Torture Chamber’
phantomsandmonsters.com/2014/07/reside…

Disgraced Chinese Official Stashed Porn Under Buddha Shrine
shanghaiist.com/2014/07/17/chi…

Scottish mayor steps down after being banned from all 36 pubs in his town
express.co.uk/news/uk/488977…

Catholic priest arrested in Italy for suspected drug dealing, said cocaine was self-prescribed for depression
independent.co.uk/news/world/eur…

Finally, a male contraceptive: behold the polyester ball cozy!
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When the U.S. Almost Nuked the Moon
priceonomics.com/when-the-us-al…

The shameful secret behind the popularity of spy movies
theweek.com/article/index/…

Almost everyone involved in developing Tor was (or is) funded by the US government
pando.com/2014/07/16/tor…

How unique and trackable is your web browser?
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Don’t Send Your Kid to the Ivy League
The nation’s top colleges are turning our kids into zombies
newrepublic.com/article/118747…

Adult Sex Workers Are Arrested When We “Think Of The Children”
thefrisky.com/2014-07-14/pur…

Before They Were Famous: Head Shots of Future Adult Film Stars
therialtoreport.com/2014/07/06/bef…

Four-winged dinosaur is ‘biggest ever’
bbc.com/news/science-e…

Using DNA to find a perfect mate? New dating site uses DNA tests to gauge ‘biological compatibility’
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

Tinder Guys With Tigers
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Lounge Chair In Abandoned Home Turned Into Massive Yellow Jacket Nest
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Schoolgirl Report aka Schulmädchen Report 70’s German Teen Softcore Sexploitation

Ernst Hofbauer (b. 22 August 1925 Vienna, Austria – d. 24 February 1984 Munich, Germany at age 58) was an Austrian film director.

During the early 1970s, in Munich, Hofbauer teamed with Walter Boos, Wolf C. Hartwig, and Ludwig Spitaler to produce the original thirteen films under the banner Schulmadchen Report (or Schoolgirl Report); the stories were adapted from books written by Guenther Hunold, while Guenther Heller composed the film script, Klaus Werner did the camera work, and the music was handled by Gert Wilden & Orchestra. Hofbauer and Boos were referred to as the ‘Titans of Teen Libido’. The films were classified as ‘sexploitation’, and were extremely popular, seen by more than 30 million people all over the world.

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In the United States, the films were released in grindhouses and drive-ins, and the names of the films were changed to conform to American standards. Because the films focused on young girls who may have been under legal age in this country, the Schoolgirl Report series was eventually suppressed.

The Schoolgirl Report series was very interesting because the films portrayed many unknown teenagers and actresses who were vibrant, beautiful, naive, innocent, and unabashed. Most of the films related a series of vignettes to tell an interesting story. Hidden pedophile lust, co-ed skinnydipping, situations involving first-time sexual experiences, and encounters with teachers were all shown in the episodes. Interracial love affairs, male and female masturbation sequences, forced prostitution, rape, voyeurism, harmless erotic games, seduction, and erotic touching are also portrayed in the vignettes. Well-known German sex kitten Ingrid Steeger and the ever-horny Italian comic Rinaldo Talamonti play key roles in many of the vignettes. Rosl Mayr appears in almost all of the thirteen Schulmadchen Report films as an elderly lady with a comic role. She is perfectly cast as a comedic talent and is the only senior actress that plays a key element in many of the vignettes. Marie Ekorre, Sonja Jeannine, Christina Lindberg, and Birgit Tetzlaff are a few of the young actresses who titillate the audience with their erotic encounters. Friedrich von Thon conducted street interviews to discuss the plots in the vignettes, and many of the situations were followed up with a courtroom setting (the male actors were charged with statutory rape). The Schoolgirl Report films were classified as ‘soft-core’ eroticism, which is similar to the David Hamilton genre.

Ernst Hofbauer directed many erotic films in addition to the original thirteen Schulmadchen Report classics. Sex sells, and Hofbauer exploited consumer demand for R-rated movies involving young actors and actresses. He had a unique style that combined youth, eroticism, wit, and anecdote. His exploitation films of the 1970s appealed to moviegoers from all walks of life.

A chronological list of the original 13 Schoolgirl Report films follows:

  • ★ Schulmadchen Report I: What Parents Don’t Think is Possible, aka Schoolgirl Report Part I
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report II: What Keeps Parents Awake at Night, aka Schoolgirl Report Part II
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report III: What Parents Find Unthinkable, aka Schoolgirls Growing Up
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IV: What Drives Parents to Despair, aka Campus Swingers
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report V: What All Parents Should Know, aka 14 and Under
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VI: Erotic Young Lovers, aka Campus Pussycats
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VII: But Heart Needs to Be There
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VIII: What Parents Should Never Get to Know, aka Naughty Coeds
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IX: Examination Before the Matriculation
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report X: Every Girl Starts Sometime
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XI: Confessions of a Naked Virgin, aka Blue Dreams
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XII: Young Girls Need Love, aka Blue Fantasies
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XIII: Don’t Forget The Love When Having Sex

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Fuckin’ Millennials

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Archie Dies Saving His Gay Best Friend in a Shopping Mall Shooting
#RIPArchie
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Biohackers Are Engineering Yeast to Make THC
motherboard.vice.com/read/biohacker…

Insane Record Collections and the People Who Own Them
slate.com/blogs/behold/2…

Hookah: Like Smoking 40 Cigarettes & Kissing Everybody
realclearscience.com/blog/2014/07/h…

Nightmare Playgrounds
darkroastedblend.com/2014/07/nightm…

The Babushkas of Chernobyl: Defying Death for the Love of Home
mysteriousuniverse.org/2014/07/the-ba…

Fire therapy is burning up in China
Being burned is thought to cure stress, indigestion and even cancer
nydailynews.com/life-style/hea…

Crystal doorknob refracted the sun’s rays and set a dressing gown on fire, destroying bedroom in $2.5m home
telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopic…

UK chain removes baby sleep suits from stores after parents notice clothing covered in penis drawings
exeterexpressandecho.co.uk/removes-baby-g…

Online game addicted young Chinese couple sells 2 newborns to buy in-game items
techienews.co.uk/9714963/young-…

The Mystery of the Blinking Mummy
dailygrail.com/Forteana/2014/…

Blackest is the new black: Scientists have developed a material so dark that you can’t see it
independent.co.uk/news/science/b…

These Tiny Robots Are Powered by Living Tissue
Creeping machines use real skeletal muscle to power their movements
popularmechanics.com/science/health…

Iron Dome: the public relations weapon
Israel says 90% success rate, expert says 5% or less
thebulletin.org/iron-dome-publ…

German politician admits to using crystal meth to improve work performance
nydailynews.com/news/world/ger…

Meet Catey Shaw: The Rebecca Black Of Brooklyn Gentrification
The Worst Things Of All Time
noisey.vice.com/blog/catey-sha…

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Will You Take The Mark?

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Video of tourist giving 24 blowjobs for a drink goes viral #Thirsty
deathandtaxesmag.com/224122/video-o…

World’s oldest erotic graffiti found on Aegean island
‘Racy inscriptions and phalluses’ from 5th & 6th centuries BC
theguardian.com/science/2014/j…

Consciousness on-off switch discovered deep in brain
newscientist.com/article/mg2232…

Gates Foundation Readies Remote Controlled Contraceptive Microchip In 2018
govtslaves.info/gates-foundati…

In NSA-intercepted data, those not targeted far outnumber the foreigners who are
9 out of 10 not the intended targets
washingtonpost.com/world/national…

Cover Up Surrounding Pentagon Funding of Facebook’s Psychological Experiment?
infowars.com/cover-up-surro…

By 2045 ‘The Top Species Will No Longer Be Humans,’ And That Could Be A Problem #Singularity
businessinsider.com/louis-del-mont…

Banks Dreading Computer Hacks Call for Cyber War Council
bloomberg.com/news/2014-07-0…

Rhode Island has a dog to sniff out hidden thumb drives & hard drives that child porn traffickers use to store photos
providencejournal.com/breaking-news/…

Solar Power Plants Are Literally Roasting Birds In-Flight
slate.com/blogs/wild_thi…

Why Classic Rock Isn’t What It Used To Be
fivethirtyeight.com/features/why-c…

Leak at Fukushima nuclear plant threatens another dangerous meltdown
foxnews.com/world/2014/07/…

Horrified child finds deep-fried hand wipe within KFC chicken
express.co.uk/news/uk/485003…

 

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The Rapper Who Cut His Penis Off And Jumped Off His Balcony May Make A Porno Now
uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014…

Rugby Star Todd Carney Lost 3 Million Dollar Contract Because He Pissed In His Own Mouth #Bubbling
queerty.com/what-on-earth-…

Reptilian Shapeshifter Busted Live On Air?
beforeitsnews.com/strange/2014/0…

Conservatives Are Purposely Making Their Cars Spew Black Smoke To Protest Obama And Environmentalists #CoalRollers
businessinsider.com/conservatives-…

Report: Virtually All Food Imported Into U.S. Not Inspected By FDA
healthydebates.com/report-virtual…

University offers female students extra credit for not shaving their armpits
campusreform.org/?ID=5735

Burger King Goes Gay With ‘Gay Pride Whopper’ #Gaysploitation
usatoday.com/story/money/bu…

Worse than Bush: Poll finds more voters see Obama as the worst president in modern times
rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/02/…

The Biggest Diamond In The Known Universe Has Been Found, As Massive As The Sun
newyorker.com/online/blogs/e…

NYPD Cop-Turned-Demonologist on Why He Believes Possessions Are on the Rise
theblaze.com/stories/2014/0…

The tasteless history of the peeing Calvin decal

Archbishop Condemns Satanic ‘Black Mass’ at Okla. City Civic Center as ‘Sacrilegious’

Headbanging To Motorhead Causes Fan’s Brain To Bleed

Officer’s Conviction in Cannibalism Case Overturned
 

How Neuroscience Reinforces Racist Drug Policy

Berkeley To Force Marijuana Dispensaries To Provide Free Weed For Low-Income Patients

Autopsy finds high school senior died from caffeine overdose

Psychedelic mushrooms put your brain in a “waking dream,” study finds

Citrus Growers Manufacture Huge Amounts of DMT

10 Anti-Drug Ads That Make You Want to Take Drugs

Anti-rape jeans and bra: Indian college girls invent range of security gear

Study: Fish Feel Pain, Recognize Individuals Like Mammals, Can Pass On “Cultural Traditions”

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