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A man is raising money to buy and destroy Wu-Tang Clan’s ‘secret’ album
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Meet the anarchists who plan to go nuts at the World Cup
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Close Encounters of the Fatal Kind
Deadly UFO’s
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Never Say “I Kill White People Like You” When Asked To Turn Off Your Phone Post-Takeoff
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Hollywood’s Worst Lovers! Big Egos Don’t Make Up For These A-List Hunks’ Small Packages
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How using a smartphone or tablet could make you FAT: Blue light emitted by devices ‘increases hunger’
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Pope Francis tells couples not to substitute dogs and cats for children
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NJ man catching ride home with police left heroin in the back seat, arrested
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UCSB Mass Shooter Elliot Rodger’s Dependence On Xanax Made Him ‘More Withdrawn, Lonely, Isolated & Anxious’
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Linkin Nark: Linkin Park Gets Sublime’s Weed Confiscated
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Female-named hurricanes kill more than male hurricanes because people don’t respect them, study finds
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“Scooby Snax” and “Purple Flake” Synthetic Drug Sends 28 to Hospital
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No Profit In Junkies, New Heroin Vaccine Ignored
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Silk Road may have prevented drug violence, study says
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Vandal modifies SeaWorld sign
“Sea World SUCKS”
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Good-bye Sasha: Legendary Chemist Alexander Shulgin Dies at 88
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Alexander “Sasha” Shulgin “Godfather of Ecstasy” Dead at 88 #RIP
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The Other Side of Otters

A weaned harbor seal pup was resting onshore when an untagged male sea otter approached it, grasped it with its teeth and forepaws, bit it on the nose, and flipped it over. The harbor seal moved toward the water with the sea otter following closely. Once in the water, the sea otter gripped the harbor seal’s head with its forepaws and repeatedly bit it on the nose, causing a deep laceration. The sea otter and pup rolled violently in the water for approximately 15 min, while the pup struggled to free itself from the sea otter’s grasp. Finally, the sea otter positioned itself dorsal to the pup’s smaller body while grasping it by the head and holding it underwater in a position typical of mating sea otters. As the sea otter thrust his pelvis, his penis was extruded and intromission was observed. At 105 min into the encounter, the sea otter released the pup, now dead, and began grooming. Thanks Jasmine.
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5 Outrageous Revelations from Matt Taibbi’s Takedown on HSBC’s Drug Money Laundering
Matt Taibbi’s most recent Rolling Stonearticle unpacks one of last year’s most shocking bank cases in our era of “Too Big to Jail.” In December, HSBC was punished with a $1.9 billion settlement on drug laundering charges, the largest in American history, yet only five weeks worth of profits for the world’s third largest bank. U.S. Assistant Attorney Lanny Breuer was uncharacteristically candid when explaining why he refused to pursue criminal charges: “HSBC would almost certainly have lost its banking license in the U.S., the future of the institution would have been under threat and the entire banking system would have been destabilized.” People were rightfully outraged when not a single HSBC banker went to jail for a decades’ worth of federal crimes, including money-laundering linked to drug cartels, terrorists and oppressive regimes. Taibbi dove deep into HSBC’s case and history, revealing that the bank’s crimes were even worst than we thought.
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How the seven dwarfs of Auschwitz fell under the spell of Dr Death: The hideous experiments carried out by Nazi Josef Mengele on seven trusting brothers and sisters

An SS officer strode over and established they were all siblings from the Ovitz family. Immediately, the order went out: Wake the doctor! It was nearly midnight on Friday, May 19, 1944, and Dr Josef Mengele was asleep in his quarters. All the troopers on duty, however, were well aware of his passion for collecting human ‘freaks’, including hermaphrodites and giants. A lone dwarf wouldn’t have been sufficient reason to disturb his sleep, but a family — and seven of them — why, it was just like the fairy tale!
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Social media – the new addiction

Social media addiction has become an official condition. A clinic in London is treating more than 100 sufferers a year, with a professional footballer among those receiving counseling. A study last year by the University of Chicago suggested sites like Facebook are more addictive that alcohol and cigarettes.
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The Pentagon’s Budget Crunch: No Dissenting Views

We’ve noted many times that when it comes to corporate media coverage of the so-called budget “sequester”–the immediate cuts to military and social spending set to hit in a matter of weeks–what matters most is what will happen to the military. The Washington Post had a whole piece (2/13/13) devoted to yet another round of complaints from military leaders–without a single comment from anyone who might take the view that cutting military spending would not be such a disaster.
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Fugitive gunman Chris Dorner told hostage couple: I just want to clear my name

At around midday on Tuesday, the couple arrived to clean the house and found Dorner in an upstairs sitting room. His gun drawn, the suspect ordered them to stay calm. Mrs Reynolds ran down the stairs in a bid to escape, but Dorner caught her. He took the couple to a bedroom, where he made them lie on the floor, then bound their limbs with plastic zip-locks, gagged them with towels and covered their heads with pillowcases. “I thought we were dead,” Mr Reynolds said. The gunman repeatedly insisted, however, that he would not kill them. He revealed he had watched Mr Reynolds shovelling snow around the property in the preceding days, and told the couple he believed they were “hard-working, good people,” saying: “I don’t have a problem with you. I just want to clear my name.”
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Parent says West Sabine staff out of line after feces found

“My kid came home and he said, he told me that he had been inspected, his butt had been inspected at the elementary school for feces,” Little said. “And I asked him, I got to ask him about it and he said he was embarrassed by the whole situation.” Feces had been found on the gym floor at least five times during or after PE Class. It first happened last year only with this particular class of children, said principal Deborah Lane. Lane says she asked the children numerous times who was responsible. She even gave them lectures on germs and the dangers of e-coli. This last time, she requested the school nurse search for feces in the Tiger cubs’ pants. Accounts of how the search was conducted differ. “The school nurse basically pulled their pants out or down.”
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Facebook Paid No Income Taxes in 2012: Report

Facebook didn’t pay any federal or state income taxes last year and will receive a hefty tax refund, according to a recent report. How did the social network manage to swing such a nice tax break? Well, according to the Citizen for Tax Justice report the company benefited from the tax deductability of executive stock options, which reduced all of its income taxes by $1.03 billion in 2012. The company also has another $2.17 billion in extra tax-option breaks to carry forward in the future, according to the report, which means Facebook gets to deduct a total of more than $3 billion in current and future taxes, according to the report.
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Welcome to the Malware-Industrial Complex

One reason is that a freshly discovered weakness in a popular piece of software, known in the trade as a “zero-day” vulnerability because the software makers have had no time to develop a fix, can be cashed in for much more than a reputation boost and some free drinks at the bar. Information about such flaws can command prices in the hundreds of thousands of dollars from defense contractors, security agencies and governments. This trade in zero-day exploits is poorly documented, but it is perhaps the most visible part of a new industry that in the years to come is likely to swallow growing portions of the U.S. national defense budget, reshape international relations, and perhaps make the Web less safe for everyone. Zero-day exploits are valuable because they can be used to sneak software onto a computer system without detection by conventional computer security measures, such as antivirus packages or firewalls. Criminals might do that to intercept credit card numbers. An intellige…
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Moshpit Simulator

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Why we all think we’re so great

On a scale of one to 10, you probably think you’re a seven. And you wouldn’t be alone. While it’s impossible for most people to be above the median for a specific quality, people think they are better than most people in many arenas, from charitable behavior to work performance. The phenomenon, known as illusory superiority, is so stubbornly persistent that psychologists would be surprised if it didn’t show up in their studies, said David Dunning, a psychologist at Cornell who has studied the effect for decades. It happens for many reasons: Others are too polite to say what they really think, incompetent people lack the skills to assess their abilities accurately, and such self-delusions can actually protect people’s mental health, Dunning told LiveScience. Since psychological studies first began, people have given themselves top marks for most positive traits. While most people do well at assessing others, they are wildly positive about their own abilities, Dunning said.
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Drug-Dealing Mother Left Children Alone to Go to Store, Officer Observed Child Playing with Crack Rock

When the woman Tiffany Stanton Johnson, 25, arrived home and spoke to an officer on the scene, she stated that she had left her three children home alone to go shopping at Kmart. While speaking to the woman, the officer allegedly saw her son behind her playing with a crack rock, according to the complaint. At this, Johnson was forced to admit that she sells crack cocaine. After giving a consent search, the officer found a can with 12 grams of crack cocaine packaged for sale.
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The seas you’re in: fish urine contributes nutrients to coastal waters

“A funny comparison is if you take the biggest ungulate herd — so that would be bison, antelope, deer and elk — in Yellow Stone National Park, per meter squared — so per unit area — the fish on one of the reefs that I look at…they actually pee more than three times more [than that herd],” he said. Fish urine even dwarfs fertilizer-heavy golf course runoff — per meter squared — in nutrient content. Luke Joseph, a freshman biology major from Augusta, said he wouldn’t have guessed fish pee had so much to do with nutrient cycling. “That’s pretty cool,” he said. “I guess that means aquaponics might be a good way to grow things.”
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‘Blue Fairy’ Arrested in New York Drug Bust

Turk appears in a YouTube video by White Trash Clan titled “My World is Blue” dancing in a blue tutu and fairy wings and carrying a wand. She blows pixie dust at the camera and mimes drug use. The video, posted in July 2012, shows people dancing in parking lots and pharmacies with giant cutouts of blue pills and rhapsodizing about prescription drug abuse: “I can stop when I want to / I’m not addicted / I don’t take pills / crush and sniff it / Blue is my world in this life how I live it / Come out to Staten Island, pay a little visit.”
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The unsexy truth about dopamine

If there were a celebrity among brain chemicals, it would be dopamine. Supposedly released whenever we experience something pleasurable, it’s forever linked to salacious stories of sex, drugs and wild partying in the popular press. The Kim Kardashian of neurotransmitters, it gives instant appeal to listless reporting and gives editors an excuse to drop some booty on the science pages. There are too many bad examples to mention in detail, but I have some favourites. The Sun declared that “cupcakes could be as addictive as cocaine” because they apparently cause “a surge of the reward chemical dopamine to hit the decision-making area of the brain”. The article was topped off with a picture of Katy Perry, apparently a “cupcake fan” and, presumably, dangerously close to spiralling into a life of frosted-sponge addiction.
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Iceland considers pornography ban

The government is considering introducing internet filters, such as those used to block China off form the worldwide web, in order to stop Icelanders downloading or viewing pornography on the internet. The unprecedented censorship is justified by fears about damaging effects of the internet on children and women. Ogmundur Jonasson, Iceland’s interior minister, is drafting legislation to stop the access of online pornographic images and videos by young people through computers, games consoles and smartphones. “We have to be able to discuss a ban on violent pornography, which we all agree has a very harmful effects on young people and can have a clear link to incidences of violent crime,” he said.
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Syphilis: A Love Story

Miss Sanborn tells us that an eccentric gentleman, having taken a fancy to see a large party of noseless persons, invited every one thus afflicted, whom he met in the streets, to dine on a certain day at a tavern, where he formed them into a brotherhood.
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zyalt: Взрыв метеорита в небе над Уралом… Вся информация в одном посте.

Russian Meteorite Pictures & Video
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Dorion Sagan on the first ejaculation in the history of the world

Since sex usually occurs in water, it doesn’t tend to preserve well. But in one four-hundred-million-year-old silica-rich deposit local changes in pH remobilized some of the silica, leaving behind thin films of the original organic material. In the specimen the chert beautifully preserved the plant’s delicate archegonium (from goni, Hindi for ‘sack,’ akin to yoni, Sanskrit for ‘vagina’) — the female sex organ. Another sample of rock, sliced thin and observed with a microscope, shows Aglaphyton’s antheridium, its male sex organ — filled with sperm cells ready to explode. Here, preserved by chance, with neither compromised actors nor moral qualm, is a geographic equivalent of the ‘money shot’ of pornographic films — an ejaculation event 140,000 times older than Homer’s Odyssey, 400 times older than the human species, and almost as old as the appearance of animals in the fossil record.
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Digital Deception – Can You Trust What You See?

Does this make you wonder how much footage from prominent world events is actually digitally created to assist in advancing a dark agenda? How much fake news are we being fed? Dictators, terrorists, riots, revolution beamed into our living rooms as part of on-going psychological warfare against the masses? Is this a conventional war of tanks and guns and bombs in Afghanistan, Iraq and Libya or is it really all part of a sustained psychological war on the minds of every single person on the planet who watches television? Our advise? Stop watching mass media news. There’s nothing good for us there!
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The Hammer: A Muscle-Controlled, Light-Up Dildo

I’m proud to present my latest creation: The Hammer! The Hammer is a prototype test-your-strength game that’s an insertable, muscle-controlled, light-up dildo.
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Coming and Going on Facebook

We asked the 61% of Facebook users who have taken a break from using the site to tell us in their own words why they did so, and they mentioned a variety of reasons. The largest group (21%) said that their “Facebook vacation” was a result of being too busy with other demands or not having time to spend on the site. Others pointed toward a general lack of interest in the site itself (10% mentioned this in one way or another), an absence of compelling content (10%), excessive gossip or “drama” from their friends (9%), or concerns that they were spending too much time on the site and needed to take a break (8%).
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Why Facebook is bad and you should consider deleting your account

Learn why your favorite social network – Facebook – is actually bad. All the political and technical reasons you need to understand why you should consider deleting your Facebook account and how to do it.
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On leaving Facebook

Facebook has shown no respect for its users privacy. The site notoriously makes it difficult to understand who you are sharing what with, and has been known to reset privacy settings to defaults without notifying users. Defaults which share everything. Facebook tracks your usage of the web and knows pretty much everything else about your life. Facebook supports CISPA, and why wouldn’t they? It gives them a free pass to give your data to anyone. SOPA and PIPA didn’t. A service that knows everything about you, even things you don’t want it to, supports legislation that would allow it to give anyone that information without recourse – sounds great doesn’t it?
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Singer Chubby Checker sues HP over penis-measuring app

“This lawsuit is about preserving the integrity and legacy of a man who has spent years working hard at his musical craft and has earned the position of one of the greatest musical entertainers of all time,” said Gary. “We cannot sit idly and watch as technology giants or anyone else exploits the name or likeness of an innocent person with the goal of making millions of dollars,” he added. “The defendants have marketed Chubby Checker’s name on their product to gain a profit and this just isn’t right.” The “Chubby Checker” app, which appears on websites for Palm devices, claims to allow a person to determine a man’s penis size by using his shoe size.
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Suspected meth lab turns out to be sweet maple syrup

“I think my neighbors on their way to church see the buckets and stuff and think we’ve got a meth lab operation going on here. I just want to put their minds at ease, and let them know it’s maple syrup. And that they’re all welcome for pancakes if they want to come on over.”
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Chinese Child Cannibals

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✖ South Korea Targets Smuggled Capsules of Human Flesh
South Korea is saying this morning that its customs officials are stepping up their inspections targeting smuggled capsules that contain the powdered flesh of dead human babies. How’s that for something to wash down with your third cup of coffee this morning? The capsules originate in northeastern China, probably in Jilin province, which shares a border with North Korea. Since August, South Korean authorities have thwarted 35 smuggling attempts accounting for 17,450 capsules containing the powdered flesh of human babies whose bodies were “chopped into small pieces and dried on stoves before being turned into powder,” the Associated Press reports.
✖ FBI: We need wiretap-ready Web sites – now
CNET learns the FBI is quietly pushing its plan to force surveillance backdoors on social networks, VoIP, and Web e-mail providers, and that the bureau is asking Internet companies not to oppose a law making those backdoors mandatory.
✖ DNA-Destroying Chip Being Embedded Into Mobile Phones
The excited press painted grand pictures of such technology being used by consumers to see through walls and objects, while health professionals like physcians might incorporate the technology to seek out small tumors inside patients without the need for invasive surgery. THz radiation unzips the DNA molecule In a breakthrough study conducted by Dr. Boian Alexandrov at the Center for Nonlinear Studies at Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico and a team of physicists, they discovered terrifying evidence that exposure to THz radiation builds cumulatively and affects human and animal tissue DNA. In essence, it tends to unzip the DNA molecule. The Los Alamos scientists paper, DNA Breathing Dynamics in the Presence of a Terahertz Field reveals very disturbing—even shocking—evidence that THz radiation significantly damages the DNA of the people being directed through airport scanners and all TSA workers in close proximity to the machines.
✖ Nanocomposite Cavity Filler Reverses Decay, Killing Bacteria and Regenerating Tooth Structure
Dentists may soon be getting a potent new weapons with which to wage the global fight against cavities. The University of Maryland has developed a novel new nanocomposite material that can be used not only as filling for cavities, but that will also kill any remaining bacteria in the tooth and regenerate the actual structure lost to decay. The nanocomposite is made up of silver nanoparticles and calcium phosphate nanoparticles, both of which are piped into the tooth as filler for a cavity. The silver nanoparticles along with a few other ingredients in the material kill off whatever bacteria is still lingering inside the tooth, paving the way for the calcium phosphate to regenerate tooth minerals. Over time, the tooth strengthens again.
✖ Woman, 22, given two life sentences for allowing professor to have sex with her five-month-old daughter
Kyle was sentenced to 37-and-a-half years in prison in March after pleading guilty of abusing the infant during several occasions in 2009, according to St Louis Today. Along with hundreds of child porn images on Kyle’s computers, investigators found information that led them to the St Louis area, where Kyle had visited Vanvlerah four times in five months since meeting online. During those visits, prosecutors say the pair had sex with the girl and each other at various hotels. Dr Kraushaar also told the court that the 22-year-old was so afraid of being rejected by others that she also allowed Kyle to choke, burn and urinate on her. ‘She is no longer Tessa’s plaything and she is no longer Tessa’s child’ Adoptive mother of victim, now three But prosecutors said Vanvlerah exercised free will when she started communicating online with Kyle and sharing child pornography. She also carved his name into her arm at his request but refused when he suggested bestiality.
✖ Identity Preserving Balaclava (all the warmth with none of the anonymity!)
It’s pretty easy to wear warm clothes on just about every part of your body except for your face. As far as I can tell, the main reason that cold-weather facial attire is somewhat socially taboo is because it generally obscures the identity of the person wearing it. Despite all of the progress our society has made towards accepting and treating all people fairly, we are still yet to escape the notion that a person in a balaclava (or ski mask) is generally up to no good. The “Identity Preserving Balaclava” is my solution to the social stigma associated with the identity concealing effect of the average balaclava. Here is the method and pattern that I used to make my own “Identity Preserving Balaclava.” Hopefully other people will be able to use this to liberate their cold faces from social repression!
✖ Feds Seized Hip-Hop Site for a Year, Waiting for Proof of Infringement That Never Came
Federal authorities who seized a popular hip-hop music site based on assertions from the Recording Industry Association of America that it was linking to four “pre-release” music tracks gave it back more than a year later without filing civil or criminal charges because of apparent recording industry delays in confirming infringement, according to court records obtained by Wired. The Los Angeles federal court records, which were unsealed Wednesday at the joint request of Wired, the Electronic Frontier Foundation and the First Amendment Coalition, highlight a secret government process in which a judge granted the government repeated time extensions to build a civil or criminal case against Dajaz1.com, one of about 750 domains the government has seized in the last two years in a program known as Operation in Our Sites. Apparently, however, the RIAA and music labels’ evidence against Dajaz1, a music blog, never came.
✖ Extraterrestrial find: Arizona grad student discovers strange-looking lava coils on Mars
A researcher has spotted lava flows shaped like coils of rope near the equator of Mars, the first time such geologic features have been discovered outside of Earth. These twisty volcanic patterns can be found on Hawaii’s Big Island and in the Pacific seafloor on our planet. While evidence for lava flows is present in many places on Mars, none are shaped like this latest find. “I was quite surprised and puzzled when I first saw the coils,” Andrew Ryan, a graduate student at Arizona State University, said in an email. He reported the discovery in Friday’s issue of the journal Science.
✖ Mice That Eat Yogurt Have Larger Testicles
Then the researchers spotted some­thing particular about the males: they projected their testes outward, which endowed them with a certain “mouse swagger,” Erdman says. On measuring the males, they found that the testicles of the yogurt consumers were about 5 percent heavier than those of mice fed typical diets alone and around 15 percent heavier than those of junk-eating males.
✖ Sauropod farts warmed the planet
Need to heat your planet? Install some dinosaurs. The biggest plant-eating dinosaurs pumped out huge amounts of greenhouse gas, helping to keep Earth toasty warm, according to new calculations. For much of the Mesozoic, the dinosaur era, the long-necked sauropods were one of the dominant groups. Like all herbivores, sauropods probably had gut bacteria to help them digest their food. “They were just containers for a lot of microbes,” says David Wilkinson of Liverpool John Moores University in the UK. The bacteria in the foreguts of herbivores like cows produce methane, which the animals belch out, contributing to climate change. Sauropods probably kept bacteria in their hindguts, and released methane in their farts.
✖ ‘Ransomware’ Malware Demands Payment for Alleged Copyright Infringement
A new wave of malware freezes a computer and demands payment to unlock it, this time falsely alleging victims have infringed copyright. The campaign, spotted by Roman Hussy, who authors the abuse.ch blog, targets users in the U.K., Switzerland, Germany, Austria, France and the Netherlands. Hussy posted a screenshot of the warning that users in the U.K. would see. It bears the logos of the Performing Right Society (PRS), a royalties collection organization, and the Metropolitan Police. It falsely alleges that material protected by copyright has been found on the computer and subsequently has been moved to an encrypted folder “to prevent further damage.” “To unlock your computer and to avoid other legal consequences, you are obligated to pay a release fee of £50 (US$80),” it reads.
✖ How to Muddy Your Tracks on the Internet
“Companies like Google are creating these enormous databases using your personal information,” said Paul Hill, senior consultant with SystemExperts, a network security company in Sudbury, Mass. “They may have the best of intentions now, but who knows what they will look like 20 years from now, and by then it will be too late to take it all back.”
✖ Student Claims He Drank Own Urine After Being Forgotten In Holding Cell For 5 Days
The Drug Enforcement Administration issued an apology Wednesday to a California student who was picked up during a drug raid and left in a holding cell for several days without food, water or access to a toilet. DEA San Diego Acting Special Agent-In-Charge William R. Sherman said in a statement that he was troubled by the treatment of Daniel Chong and extended his “deepest apologies” to him. The agency is investigating how its agents forgot about Chong. Chong, 23, was never arrested, was not going to be charged with a crime and should have been released, said a law enforcement official who was briefed on the DEA case and spoke on the condition of anonymity. Chong told U-T San Diego that he drank his own urine to survive and that he bit into his glasses to break them and tried to use a shard to scratch “Sorry Mom” into his arm.
✖ Boy, 11, urinates on $36K worth of Apple MacBooks
He had the means and the opportunity, but we may never know the motive of an 11-year-old student who urinated on a couple dozen laptops left unattended at Upper Allen Township Elementary in Pennsylvania. In a report now bemusing Mac fan forums across the Internet, the Upper Allen Township Police Department states that “the cart and computers were damaged beyond repair, resulting in the loss of over $36,000.” The cart in question contained approximately 30 school-owned MacBooks, according to a police department spokesperson I spoke to, who couldn’t tell me why the kid did it — let alone how. Because, c’mon — 30 MacBooks, even stacked, make for a formidable amount of square footage to cover, especially for a kid.
✖ Zoo Caretaker Licks Monkey’s Butt To Help It Defecate
Yesterday, Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkey’s butt! 50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.
✖ Man arrested with 4 kids strapped to car hood
Police in north-east Indiana say a man who drove three blocks with four children strapped to the hood of his car has been arrested on a drunken driving charge. Fort Wayne police spokesman John Chambers says a witness called police Monday evening after seeing a man and woman strap the kids to the car in a liquor store parking lot, then drive away.
✖ Mother Mistie Atkinson ‘made sex tape with her son, 16, and sent him naked photos of herself’
A mother has been charged with incest after she was found in hotel room with her teenage son along with videos of them having sex. Police said the 16-year-old had videos on his cell phone that showed his mother Mistie Atkinson performing oral sex on him. They also recovered nude photographs the 32-year-old had sent her son as she began the illicit relationship earlier this year. Thanks Jasmine
✖ New Police Strategy in New York – Sexual Assault Against Peaceful Protesters
“Oh, this?” she held it up. “I was in Liberty Park on the 17th [the Six Month Anniversary of the Occupation]. When the cops were pushing us out the park, one of them yanked at my breast.” “Again?” someone said. We had all been hearing stories like this. In fact, there had been continual reports of police officers groping women during the nightly evictions from Union Square itself over the previous two weeks. “Yeah so I screamed at the guy, I said, ‘you grabbed my boob! what are you, some kind of fucking pervert?’ So they took me behind the lines and broke my wrists.”
✖ OWS protester who dumped buckets full of urine and feces mentally unfit: officials
Cops said they caught the distinctively thin and afro-wearing Amos on surveillance video dumping what was believed to be the accumulated waste of protesters down an outdoor staircase outside JP Morgan Chase at Nassau and Cedar Streets. Further biological warfare was committed inside a Chase ATM vestibule on Water Street.
✖ Free pot? Federal program ships marijuana to four
Uncle Sam a drug pusher? It’s true. For the past three decades, a handful of Americans have been getting regular deliveries of high-grade marijuana, courtesy of the federal government. It’s all part of the Compassionate Investigational New Drug program, a little-known initiative that grew out of a 1976 court decision that created the nation’s first legal pot smokers. Of the 14 people who were in the program initially, four are still alive.
✖ Non-penetrative sex
Non-penetrative sex or outercourse (which includes frottage, heavy petting and mutual masturbation) is sexual activity without vaginal, anal, or oral penetration, as opposed to the penetrative aspects of those activities. Non-penetrative sex is often considered a form of safer sex and birth control, as it is less likely that bodily fluids are exchanged.
✖ Pope calls in Opus Dei troubleshooter to uncover source of Vatican leaks
Vatican staffers who have been leaking embarrassing letters about corruption and nepotism inside the tiny city state are to be hunted down by a crack squad of cardinals led by a senior member of the religious group Opus Dei. Irritated by the anonymous release of documents to the press this year, Pope Benedict has named Cardinal Julian Herranz, 82, to lead a three-man team which will haul in staffers for questioning and rifle through files until they catch the perpetrators of what has been dubbed “Vatileaks”. A short statement printed on Thursday on the front page of the Vatican’s daily newspaper warned the team had a full “pontifical mandate” to “shed complete light” on the whistle blowers, who have lifted the lid on alleged theft and false accounting.
“>✖ Andrew Barnes awakening the sexual energy channels with Uma
This video shows Andrew Barnes opening a woman’s sexual energy channels. This type of energy work enables women and men to connect to their bodies sexual energetic system and to let go of resistance to experience more bliss in their life. If we know sexuality as an intuitive meditation, it transforms into a gateway, opening to a deeper level of energetic experience, and an expansion of consciousness. With this, a knowing of deep love for self and others that transcends personal relations returns, becoming a reunion back to the ultimate source of creation, and a realisation that we are one. The time for planetary consciousness is now”
✖ ‘Unusual event’ declared at Salem 1 nuclear reactor after plant automatically shuts down
LOWER ALLOWAYS CREEK TWP. — An “unusual event” was declared at the Salem 1 nuclear reactor here this morning after the plant shut down and fire alarms sounded, a spokesman for the plant’s operator said. An unusual event is the least serious of four emergency classifications at a nuclear power plant. Salem 1 automatically shut down at 10:15 a.m., according to Joe Delmar, spokesman for the reactor’s operator, PSEG Nuclear. According to Delmar what caused the reactor to trip remains under investigation, but testing was occurring on the reactor’s emergency cooling system at the time.
✖ The Top Five Special Interest Groups Lobbying To Keep Marijuana Illegal
Last year, over 850,000 people in America were arrested for marijuana-related crimes. Despite public opinion, the medical community, and human rights experts all moving in favor of relaxing marijuana prohibition laws, little has changed in terms of policy. There have been many great books and articles detailing the history of the drug war. Part of America’s fixation with keeping the leafy green plant illegal is rooted in cultural and political clashes from the past. However, we at Republic Report think it’s worth showing that there are entrenched interest groups that are spending large sums of money to keep our broken drug laws on the books:
✖ Psychologists Demonstrate Implanting Non-Believed false Memories in Troubling Study
A recent study has found that people can have memories of events that never occurred implanted in a laboratory setting, even when they know that it never actually happened. Combining these findings with the reality of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency’s (DARPA’s) hallucination-inducing technology and you have the potential for both the reliability of our memory and perception to be manipulated and thus become completely unreliable.
✖ Devil’s Work: The Fascinating History of America’s War on Masturbation and Porn
Comstock’s ideas did not come out of the clear blue sky. The fear of pornography was closely related to the ongoing mania against masturbation. Comstock himself had masturbated so furiously in his youth that he believed he might be driven to suicide. His own experiences seem to have strongly influenced his later work. In his book Frauds Exposed, he wrote that obscenity is like a cancer: It “fastens itself upon the imagination . . .defiling the mind, corrupting the thoughts, leading to secret practices of most foul and revolting character, until the victim tires of life and existence is scarcely endurable.” He warned: “Every new generation of youth is sent into the world as sheep in the midst of wolves. Traps are laid for them in every direction . . . [O]nce in the trap, the victim will love it and press greedily forward.” Few at the time disagreed that masturbation caused insanity, sickness, and death. Well-meaning parents everywhere were warned to look for signs of self-pollution
✖ How to hide from face-detection technology
If you take Adam Harvey’s advice, here’s what you might wanna wear to a party this weekend: A funny hat, asymmetrical glasses, a tuft of hair that dangles off your nose bridge and, most likely, a black-and-white triangle taped to your cheekbone. Optional: Cubic makeup patterns all around your eyes.
✖ How Creativity Connects with Immorality
In a recent paper published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, researchers at Harvard and Duke Universities demonstrate that creativity can lead people to behave unethically. In five studies, the authors show that creative individuals are more likely to be dishonest, and that individuals induced to think creatively were more likely to be dishonest. Importantly, they showed that this effect is not explained by any tendency for creative people to be more intelligent, but rather that creativity leads people to more easily come up with justifications for their unscrupulous actions.
✖ London sperm bank under investigation after couple has baby from different race
The largest sperm bank in Britain is under investigation from health officials over claims they used sperm from the wrong donor after a gay couple had two children from different racial backgrounds. The alleged mix-up at the IVF clinic only emerged after the birth of the couple’s second child, who is of different race to the rest of the family. The parents are said to be “devastated” at the alleged mistake as they had wanted their children to be genetically related by using the same sperm donor, The (London) Sunday Times reported.
✖ Adult film producer convicted in obscenity trial
Jurors also were asked to decide whether the videos, some of which depicted fetishes involving feces, violated standards of what is acceptable to the community at large. In all three trials, jurors had to watch a series of explicit videos in entirety. Isaacs has maintained his work is an extreme but constitutionally protected form of art, but he hasn’t been supported by others in the porn industry.
✖ KFC ordered to pay $8.3 million to Australian girl
Fast food giant Kentucky Fried Chicken has been ordered to pay Aus$8 million (US$8.3 million) to an Australian girl who suffered severe brain damage and was paralysed after eating a Twister wrap. Monika Samaan was seven when she suffered salmonella encephalopathy — a brain injury linked to food poisoning that also left her with a blood infection and septic shock — in October 2005. Several other family members also fell ill and they claimed Samaan’s injuries, which include severe cognitive, motor and speech impairment and spastic quadriplegia, were caused by a chicken Twister wrap from a Sydney KFC outlet.
✖ U.S. drones killed 2,800 civilians in Pakistan in 7 years
A Pakistani human rights lawyer says over 2,800 of the 3,000 people killed over the past seven years in non-UN-sanctioned U.S. assassination drone strikes in Pakistan were civilians. Shahzad Akbar, the director of the Foundation for Fundamental Rights, told Press TV on Saturday that only 170 of the people killed in the aerial attacks on the northwestern tribal belt of Pakistan have been identified as militants.
✖ Swiss woman starves to death on daylight diet
A SWISS woman starved to death after believing she could survive on light alone. Sign up for your free 2 month trial The woman embarked on the diet after watching the controversial 2010 documentary film “In the beginning there was light,” newspaper Tages Anzeiger said today. The movie centres on Swiss chemistry doctor Michael Werner, 62, and 83-year-old Indian yogi Prahlad Jani, who both claim to derive sustenance from spiritual means rather than the intake of food – a concept also known as breatharianism.
✖ College Dropout turns Maths Genius after street attack
after his brain was damaged in a brutal attack by muggers. Jason Padgett, 41, was left concussed after he was ambushed outside a karaoke club and repeatedly kicked in the head. Now, wherever he looks, he sees mathematical formulas and turns them into stunning, intricate diagrams he can draw by hand. He is the only person in the world known to have the skill and experts say it was caused by his head injury. They believe the damage to Mr Padgett’s brain has left him with a ‘remarkable gift’ for figures, much like the brilliant mathematician John Nash.
✖ Memphis Inmate Uploads Footage On Facebook Bragging About Smoking Weed In Prison
“The inmate is locked up on a six-year sentence for a violation of probation on aggravated burglary and theft convictions. Judging from his Facebook page, he’s doing anything but hard time behind bars. Sneaking in a cell phone inside a penal facility like the Shelby County Corrections Center is a big deal, but what else he has his hands on is almost unbelievable. In one of the video clips the inmate says, “I’m going to give ya’ll an episode, a preview of all this scrumptious items that we got that we eat on a daily basis.”” – News Channel 3
✖ Private Prison Corporations Are Modern Day Slave Traders
The Corrections Corporation of America’s filings with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission read very much like the documents of a slave-trader. Investors are warned that profits would go down if the demand for prisoners declines. That is, if the world’s largest police state shrinks, so does the corporate bottom line. Dangers to profitability include “relaxation of enforcement efforts, leniency in conviction or parole standards and sentencing practices or through the decriminalization of certain activities that are currently proscribed by our criminal laws.” The corporation spells it out: “any changes with respect to drugs and controlled substances or illegal immigration could affect the number of persons arrested, convicted, and sentenced, thereby potentially reducing demand for correctional facilities to house them.” At the Corrections Corporation of America, human freedom is a dirty word.
✖ In Italy, Fake Euros That Even the Authorities Admire
Italy appears to have a particular artisanal flair for the printing arts, even though the authorities have also found illicit euro operations in France, Spain, Eastern Europe and South America. Its most accomplished practitioners can be found in and around Giugliano, where concrete-block apartments abut orchards and car dealerships, and young African prostitutes stand amid the rushes on unkempt roads. “In Italy, there’s a great, ancient and august tradition: Here, they make fake money, done well,” said Col. Alessandro Gentili, the head of the Italian Carabinieri’s Currency Anti-Counterfeiting Unit in Rome. “Giugliano is still the capital. It has the best professionals.” Quite a number of them, as it turns out. When the police rolled up some of the counterfeiting operations around Giugliano as well as in the Calabria region farther south in January 2009, they raided 162 locations and arrested 109 people, seizing a mountain of illicit materials.

 

 

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George Clinton Documentary (2010) Parliament/Funkadelic

 

In the intergalactic continuum of funk, the name best known by earth people and aliens alike is the Atomic Dog and Mothership Captain himself, George Clinton. Born in North Carolina and raised in Plainfield, NJ, Clinton chose music as his language to communicate a message of love, respect and dance-floor artistry to earthlings the world round. His extraterrestrial brew of rock, soul, Motown and doo-wop made for a potent funk brew that became the recipe for two beloved 70’s groups – Funkadelic and Parliament – both of which he helmed, and populated with musicians who would themselves become some of the brightest stars in the 70’s and 80’s, including Maceo Parker and Bootsy Collins.

Clinton’s own star blazed ever more brightly through the 80’s, when hits such as Loopzilla and Atomic Dog shook dance floors in all quadrants of the known universe. An entire generation of rappers grew up with his music, and in turn, made his beats and grooves the DNA of Hip Hop. But bad business deals hounded Clinton from the outset, and with finances further diminished by a proclivity for mind altering chemicals, his earthly empire crumbled, leaving him all but destitute today. On this exclusive episode of Unsung, George Clinton reveals the story of his long strange ride.

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While “Unsung” dealt briefly with Clinton’s legal battles, it failed to mention Clinton’s victory in regaining control and ownership of 4 Funkadelic albums, which include “One Nation Under A Groove” and “(not just) Knee Deep.” Also, Clinton recently prevailed via settlement with Capitol/ EMI and won an appellate ruling in his battle against music giant Universal Music Group.

Additionally, ‘UNSUNG’ failed to mention the positive things Clinton is doing like:

Donating 25% of the Funkadelic catalog and $10K on behalf of the band to the Barack Obama Green Charter High School in Plainfield, New Jersey this school year.
Donating 10% of the catalog to 2 local Plainfield, New Jersey churches and 1 temple.
Clinton’s on going support for education through his Mother’s Hip Connection Education Foundation.
Clinton and Parliament-Funkadelic still tour regularly in high demand and love to be near their fans.

Clinton hoped that more would have been said about the other members – past and present – who have contributed to the success of Parliament – Funkadelic and inclusion in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

“I do this for my band, no one is greater than the other, not even me,” Clinton states.

“If it wasn’t for band mates like William ‘Bootsy’ Collins, Eddie Hazel, Bernie Worrell, Walter ‘Junie’ Morrison, Garry ‘Starchild’ Shider, Michael ‘Kidd Funkadelic’ Hampton, Dewayne ‘Blackbyrd’ McKnight, Glen Goins, Jerome ‘Bigfoot’ Brailey, Ramon ‘Tiki’ Fulwood, ‘Billy Bass’ Nelson, Cordell ‘Boogie’ Mosson, Phelps ‘Catfish’ Collins, Clarence ‘Fuzzy’ Haskins, Ray ‘Stingray’ Davis, Calvin Simon, Grady Thomas, and a host of other wonderful musicians who lent their time and talent, I could have never created this style of music without them,” says George.

Clinton is committed to passionately seeking justice through the courts, not only for himself but for band members like the late Garry Shider who recently died and, like Clinton, lost his music catalog to Clinton’s opposition.

“That’s why I fight, for my band, it’s only right” says, Clinton.

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The Worst Of 2011

★ 2011 Worst Police Misconduct Video of the Year Reader’s Poll
Once again it’s time for our annual “Worst Police Misconduct Videos of the Year” reader’s poll. Here we post some, but not all, of the over 80 videos associated with claims of police misconduct that we were able to present on our site in 2011. While some of the incidents tied to these videos did not occur in 2011, the videos for those reports weren’t released to the public until this year so they are included.
★ Deaths From Terrorism Compared To Other Things
Here are the chances of a few things killing you in the US compared:
Terrorism ———————— 1 in 3,500,000
Tobacco ————————- 1 in 726
All Accidents ——————- 1 in 2,500
Alcohol ————————— 1 in 2827
Cancer —————————- 1 in 540
★ Surfers to be tested for drugs
In the 1960s and 1970s, it was the counter culture’s sport of choice. With the long hair and beach bum lifestyle came marijuana and LSD. But surfing is set for a radical image change as its international governing body prepares to introduce comprehensive drug testing for professionals for the first time. Amid growing evidence that the sport’s drug culture has gripped even some of its elite athletes, the Association of Surfing Professionals will in 2012 roll out a policy for screening competitors and officials for performance-enhancing and recreational drugs. The move comes after the death of the triple world champion Andy Irons in November 2010. A postmortem found he died from a heart attack and “acute mixed drug ingestion”. Traces of methadone, methamphetamine, also known as crystal meth, and a metabolite of cocaine were found in his bloodstream.
★ Donna Simpson, World’s Heaviest Mom At 600 Pounds, Closes Pay-Per-View Eating Site
Donna Simpson has taken another step towards changing her life and, perhaps, changing her image. The Plain Dealer in Cleveland reports that the Guinness World Record holder for “world’s heaviest mom” has decided to shut down her pay-per-view eating site where, for years, internet users have been shelling out $19 a month to watch Simpson eat. “I realized that I was their fantasy,” Simpson told the Plain Dealer. “Here I was getting bigger and bigger, and they had their thin wives, with 2½ kids and a picket fence.”
★ How Marijuana May Drive the Brain into Psychosis
Two ingredients in marijuana have opposite effects on certain regions of the brain, according to a new study. One chemical, called tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), increases the brain processes that can lead to symptoms of psychosis, while another compound, called cannabidiol, may negate such symptoms, according to the study. Moreover, the findings are the first to use images of the brain to demonstrate that the reason symptoms of psychosis arise in marijuana users may be because THC interferes with the brain’s ability to distinguish between stimuli that are important, and those that aren’t, according to the study.
★ Shortage of ADHD drug Adderall seen persisting
The DEA authorizes a certain amount of the API in Adderall – mixed amphetamine salts – to be released to drugmakers each year based on what the agency considers to be the country’s legitimate medical need. Increasingly that estimate is coming into conflict with what companies themselves say they need to meet demand for the drug, which is reaching all-time highs. In 2010, more than 18 million prescriptions were written for Adderall, up 13.4 percent from 2009, according to IMS Health, which tracks prescription data.
★ White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars
Forget Kenya. Never mind the secret madrassas. The sinister, shocking truth about Barack Obama’s past lies not in east Africa, but in outer space. As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. The future president teleported there, along with the future head of Darpa. That’s the assertion, at least, of a pair of self-proclaimed time-traveling, universe-exploring government agents. Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings insist that they once served as “chrononauts” at Darpa’s behest, traversing the boundaries of time and space. They swear: A youthful Barack Obama was one of them.
★ BBC criticised for naming panda as a woman of the year
The BBC has come in for ridicule after it included a giant panda called Sweetie alongside Pippa Middleton and Adele in its list of the 12 women of the year.
Genius Cops Caught Apparently Planting Evidence By Own Dash Camera
Here’s a video of two Utica, N.Y. police officers searching a car during a traffic stop. At 1:02, one officer pulls a small baggie of something out of his pocket and ducks into the car; at 1:31, he emerges again, holding the same baggie. Oops! (Update: Police have responded, saying that the full video shows the officer had previously found the baggie on the suspect and placed it in his pocket.)
★ Five Solved ‘Unexplained Mysteries’ of 2011
Each year brings new puzzles and mysteries to challenge skeptics and put our wits to the test. Sometimes mysteries take weeks, months, or even years or decades to solve, and while most of the public’s attention naturally focuses on the still-mysterious, it’s always worth reflecting on former mysteries. This past year saw two high-profile cryptozoological (monster) mysteries finally solved, that of the Puerto Rican chupacabra and the French Beast of Gévaudan. There were also three new UFO / alien cases that made international news before eventually being solved (in Russia, Isreal, and Los Angeles). I participated in solving several of these mysteries. Here’s to a new year of fresh investigation, and hopefully 2012 will end with an even longer list of solved mysteries!
★ Vandals steal squirrel monkey ‘Banana Sam’ from S.F. Zoo
A $5,000 reward is being offered for the return of Banana-Sam, a squirrel monkey who was snatched from his cage at the San Francisco Zoo overnight. Zoo and police officials are searching for the gold-colored monkey, who appeared to have been stolen late Thursday or early Friday when vandals broke in to the zoo and cut the netting around the squirrel monkey pen. “This was a criminal act of vandalism and trespassing, and we are working with the police to identify the perpetrators,” said Tanya Peterson, the zoo’s executive director.
★ Chinese man spends $16,000 on sword for virtual martial arts game
Whilst the season of giving might be over for yet another year, it seems one computer gamer has marked the end of the festivities by treating himself to one final Christmas gift. The avid gamer spent a staggering $16,000 on a virtual sword – the only one of its kind, which he will use when he eventually begins playing a martial arts game that has not yet gone on sale in the Far East. The man who won the auction will now be able to slay characters using his sabre when the highly-anticipated martial-arts game Age of Wulin is released in Mainland China.
★ Tell Congress To Undo The NDAA, Ban Indefinite Military Detention Of Americans
President Obama just signed the National Defense Authorization Act into law despite startling provisions that will allow the military to indefinitely detain American citizens. It’s a travesty, defying basic principles of justice and due process in perhaps the most extreme respect our nation has ever seen. Thankfully, several lawmakers are keeping up the fight. Senator Dianne Feinstein has introduced legislation to undo these provisions of the NDAA, in the form of the Due Process Guarantee Act. We need to urge other Senators to support it. The Due Process Guarantee Act of 2011 amends the Non-Detention Act of 1971 by providing that a Congressional authorization for the use of military force does not authorize the indefinite detention—without charge or trial—of U.S. citizens who are apprehended domestically.
★ Drug-sniffing dogs an unconstitutional search?
Franky the drug dog’s supersensitive nose is at the heart of a question being put to the U.S. Supreme Court: Does a police dog’s sniff outside a house give officers the right to get a search warrant for illegal drugs, or is the sniff an unconstitutional search? Florida’s highest state court has said Franky’s ability to detect marijuana growing inside a Miami-area house from outside a closed front door crossed the constitutional line. The state’s attorney general wants the Supreme Court to reverse that ruling. The justices could decide this month whether to take the case, the latest dispute about whether the use of dogs to find drugs, explosives and other illegal or dangerous substances violates the Fourth Amendment protection against illegal search and seizure.
★ The evil of Aries: How astrology can be sign of future jail time
Police in Chatham-Kent, Ont., announced Wednesday that, of 1,986 people arrested so far this year, 203 were Aries, whereas just 139 were Sagittarius. It is the first time the municipality has ranked its crimes by Zodiac sign. Aries were the most arrested, with Libras in second at 189 arrests, and Virgo third at 183. The least criminal were Sagittarius (139 arrests), Aquarius (142) and Taurus (146). “You can’t really read too much into it,” says Const. Michael Pearce, a police spokesman, who used an Excell spreadsheet to classify the data. “I don’t comment too much on the Zodiac stuff because I don’t want any backlash about it. I am not drawing any conclusions about it.”
★ Detroit man sickened after eating chicken head
A Detroit man has been given his money back from a restaurant where he said he mistakenly was served a chicken head that gave his food poisoning. On Monday, Local 4 spoke with Clarence Lewis, who said he spend New Year’s Eve at the hospital after he ate a chicken tenders meal from Zorba’s Fine Food at McNichols Road and Gunston Avenue. “I noticed a crunch feel, but I didn’t know what it was, and it just went down and cut my throat. I just gagged it up,” he said. Lewis had choked on a chick’s head which was fried up with the rest of the chicken tenders meal.
★ Jamaican dancehall culture
Soul Jazz Recordings published the book which chronicles writer and photographer Beth Lesser’s travels around Jamaica in the 80s, telling the story for which the compilation provides a soundtrack. Here is a selection of Lesser’s images and the writer’s own captions from the book

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SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 5

Art of War: Gun and Bullet Artworks
Earsnot Interview on Vimeo
IRAK!
SPEAKS
He gives advice on how not to get caught in this digital age.
Burger Stool
I want this.
Remember before iPhones ‘n Blackberry’s?
My New Cell Phone
Discovering Your Own Lost Sounds
Get Moving! 20 Amazing Airport, Train and Bus Station Designs
Our world may be a giant hologram
“If the GEO600 result is what I suspect it is, then we are all living in a giant cosmic hologram.”
Angry Teacher Rips Student’s Cheek Off
– Japanese Freddy Mercury
Vagina Ripped Apart by Water Fountain
$24,500 repair job
Hitler’s Cross Restaurant
Swastika Themed Eatery
Moshing Wii Kid
Thanks Slanty Cat!
Video: Juelz Santana Shows Pouch Full Of Money
The weed stuff is kinda borin’ in the start…but wait…him showin’ off his Louie fanny pack fulla hundreds later on is some pretty funny shit.
Coldplay vs. Joe Satriani
Biters!
The Bush Administration’s Most Despicable Act
Celebrating 50 years of Motown
Fake Russian iPhone
Sucker!
Photoshop Disasters
Don’t let ’em happen to you!
Emily the Strange Ripped Off From Nate The Great Children’s Book
Pullin’ Cards
Marc Ecko does it again- Hannah Stouffer bite
– Super Sunday – Skibadee / Fun & DJ Ruffstuff
WWJD DNB
Internet Addiction Test (IAT)
“10. How often do you block out disturbing thoughts about your life with soothing thoughts of the Internet? ” Thanks Carlen! In scored 83 ” Your Internet usage is causing significant problems in your life. You should evaluate the impact of the Internet on your life and address the problems directly caused by your Internet usage.”
Delete 10 Facebook friends, get a free Whopper
Viral Marketing at it’s finest!
Image Management
‘Best opening song EVER!’ Thanks Greg!
Erkin Koray РElektronik Türküler [1974]
Download the album
Erkin Koray – Elektronik Turkuler
The Turkish Jimi Hendrix
Get Wood: A Place For Men to Park their Manhood
The Icelandic Phallological Museum
a collection of over one hundred penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland.
10 Everyday Household Items To Spice Up Your Sex Life
Radical cheap: $1,000 homes
Rock Star Pumped Stomach Rumor
The Frog With Teeth
Famous People Who Look Like They Smell
Steampunk Elephant
Thanks Petey
Who Is Winning the PR War?
Middle East is fucked
The Maple Syrup Smell… is Back for 2009!
NYC Odor Alert!
The 10 Greediest People of 2008
Hand Wound Monday: Thumb Blister
Weekly Review January 6, 2009 Harper’s Magazine
Dossier Gives Details of Mumbai Attacks
Evidence Showing That The USA Is Becoming A Police State
Homeland Security forecasts 5-year terror threats
Chance of rain and biological attacks.
The orange drinks that have 300 times more pesticide than tap water… sold by Coca-Cola
Saving a Squirrel by Eating One
Mmmm…squirrel!
Atheists Send a Message, on 800 British Buses
“There’s probably no God,” the advertisements say. “Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.”
Purple squirrel baffles experts
With picture!
6 Insane Discoveries That Science Can’t Explain
Peter Lamborn Wilson in NYC
Obama’s Total Information Awareness
No campaign in history has ever compiled and stored more information on its supporters than the Obama campaign did. Should we be worried about this now that they won?
McDonald’s admits 1,000 people paid to join queue for Quarter Pounder debut
False demand
FBI taps cell phone mic as eavesdropping tool
The ultimate moustache
Stay High 149 Interview
OG Graffiti Master!
Official Traumatizer :: Tom Burman
GREEN IS MURDER
Gavin calls bullshit on the green movement
Armored truck robber uses Craigslist to make getaway
a brazen crook apparently used a Craigslist ad to hire a dozen unsuspecting decoys to help him make his getaway following a robbery.
MICHELE ALLEN BUSTED IN COW OUTFIT
Michele Allen, 32, will spend the next month in jail after admitting to a wild drunken weekend dressed in this silly cow outfit
Tulipomania
The original economic speculation bubble
Fooled by Ponzi (and Madoff) How Bernard Madoff Made Off with My Money
Writer of book ‘Annals of Gullibility’ suckered, too.
SOME DUDE NAMED HIS KID ADOLF HITLER
Smells like South Jersey
Katrina’s Hidden Race War
Facing an influx of refugees, the residents of Algiers Point could have pulled together food, water and medical supplies for the flood victims. Instead, a group of white residents, convinced that crime would arrive with the human exodus, sought to seal off the area, blocking the roads in and out of the neighborhood by dragging lumber and downed trees into the streets.
Teen Speed Camera Revenge
Students duplicate the license plates by printing plate numbers on glossy photo paper, using fonts from certain websites that “mimic” those on Maryland license plates. They tape the duplicate plate over the existing plate on the back of their car and purposefully speed through a speed camera, the parent said. The victim then receives a citation in the mail days later.
Rap music originated in medieval Scottish pubs, claims American professor
Saddam Hussein house of horrors museum opened
Premarital Abstinence Pledges Ineffective, Study Finds
Teenagers Who Make Such Promises Are Just as Likely to Have Sex, and Less Likely to Use Protection, the Data Indicates.
The-Oner – Big Ass Marker
I wanna sniff it!
Who are Somalia’s pirates?
Will Elder – b. 1921 – His Mad World – The Lives They Lived
His influence on me cannot be overstated.
Harper’s Magazine Yearly Review
to Remove a Security Tag (narrated)
Thanks ESPO
Crew – We Are Known As Emcees
“Recession era beats. There’s so much good shit in this video, it’s an overload.” – Steve Powers
Cutis Verticis Gyrata
Permanent Cornrows
Camera Zapper
Using Lasers to Temporarily Neutralize Camera Sensors
36MMM breasts scoop world record
The Life of American Vagabonds
Timothy Leary Archive: Videos
A Lovely Sorta Death
How to pee when you live in a van.
Old lady Squirts Diarrhea in Supermarket Aisle
Yay, internets!
Strangest Invertebrate Ever
“>Deer Shot While Mating
Coitus Interruptus
Mountain Goat Hunting
Thanks Krissy
Visible Time
By The Bell Caffeine Pill Freakout!
– The Film
YouTube is puttin’ up full films now, check out Drugstore Cowboy on there, too.
Japan holds diaper fashion show — for adults
Shitty new fashion
Decochari customized bikes
Joseph Szabo Photos of Teenagers
Thanks Carlen Altman
stimulus to face
Dude shocks his face to an electro beat.
Space Beer
Japanese brew made with barley grown in the international space station.
Taiwan’s Hello Kitty-themed hospital
Do it yourself Clitoridectomy for the faint hearted
Kids, don’t try this at home!
Clitoris Erection Animation
Female Anatomy & Clitoral Circumcision
Kurt Destroys a Organ Onstage
New Hershey Candy Said to Look Like Packets of Crack Cocaine
How to Cook Crack Cocaine
How to Make Crack
WTF Smoker
GANGBUSTER Superhero who fights gangs!
Stop crime, help youths, and inspire the children with Gangbuster comic books.
The Jheri Curl All-Stars
Tribute to the Early West Coast Rap Scene Flyers & DJ Cards
The internet is over?! NO!
NJ Supermarket refuses to put ‘Adolf Hitler’ on birthday cake
Three year old cursed with Fuhrers name by Nazi dad.
As Economy Dips, Arrests for Shoplifting Soar
IRAK!
Sugar as addictive as cocaine, heroin, studies suggest
Pssst, I got the raw right here…
Can Amphetamines Help Cure Cocaine Addiction?
Thanks Petey
Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband’s genitals beaten
Thanks Billoney
for all types of Ladies
Thanks Attic Jack
Nugent Shirtless on Mike Douglas
Bush Shoe-Toss Immortalized in Games, Animations
the Bounty Hunter’s Wife
Thanks Billoney
Ponzi Scheme
A Ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation that involves paying abnormally high returns to investors out of the money paid in by subsequent investors, rather than from the profit from any real business.
Bernard Madoff arrested over alleged $50 billion fraud
$50 billion “Ponzi scheme”
Shoes thrown at Bush on Iraq trip
Black Horror Movies.com
Horror x Blaxploitation
Socket-Deer – Antlers for your Outlet
Ballbra
Do they have Wonderballbras?
Ton of Marijuana Seized From Cloned UPS Truck in Arizona
Bush Condemns Free National Wi-Fi
YouTube tightens rules on sexually suggestive videos
Dumb everything down for the kids.
Scorpions ‘Virgin Killer’ cover censored on Wikipedia.
New York Marijuana Laws
Behavioral screening — the future of airport security?
Woman fears for albino raccoon’s safety
CBLDF To Serve As Special Consultant In PROTECT Act Manga Case
Chis Handley faces up to 20 years in prison for being in possession of manga (Japanesese sex comics)
People gettin’ punched in the face in slow motion
No butts about it — fecal transplants work for some
Thanks Carlen Altman, Let’s swap poo!
Men under threat from ‘gender bending’ chemicals – Telegraph
Men are at risk of being “feminised”
Frontline: The Merchants of Cool
A report on the creators & marketers of popular culture for teenagers
Nature’s Viagra: Spider Venom Induces Erection
The largest penis in the world ?
Who has the biggest and longest penis on earth?
This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect! – Jonah Falcon
Drugged! The top 50 trips in movies
Top 10 Weirdest Experiments Ever
Oldest Marijuana Stash Found
2700 year old weed
Financial Times Editorial Admits Agenda For Dictatorial World Government
Black Metal Commercial
Forest, youth classroom
Fucked Japanese film
to paint XXL
Kraut Fire Extinguisher Spray Paint 101
Liquid Pillow Sex Dance (Part 1)
“Big Liquid workin every inch of his sexy body by freaking a pillow to trey songz”
You like skyscrapers, huh bitch?
Thanks Greg Naw
The Brooklyn Paper: Camera captures deliveryman’s graffiti attack!
I’m so Dizzy, my head is spinnin’, like a whirlpool, it never ends.
All City Crew Over Obey Art Basel Miami 2008
Haaah…No respect on the streets!
Gideon Commercial – They Say I’m Crazy..
Thanks Carlen Altman
Rink Rash Skatewear – Bruise Contest!
Black ‘N Blues
Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer
Mmmm…you wanna lick the bowl?
10 most ridiculous Black Metal videos
Superwoman Does Blowjob
NSFW, obvs.
Dogg makes Mashed Potatoes w. Martha Stewart
Nun In Gasmask World
Kris Kuksi
Wild intricate Industrial Insectoid alien sculptures
tofutti break
Amazin’ Image Blog
eboy – baltimore poster
This shit is like Richard Scary x Where’s Waldo x Sim City
Steampunk Art Update
THE REALIST ARCHIVE PROJECT
Lower East Side Gallery Rivington Arms to close in January
Cihat Örter vs. Asım Can Gündüz
Turkish Heavy Metal Guitar Battle!
Neckface Tags The Veil Nebula
in Madonna masks rob bank
from Les braqueuses
Weekly Review 12.9.08 Harper’s Magazine
Obama Photoshopped
Changed pictures we can believe in.
Saddam Airguitar!
IRAK!
Black Y’all! I’m Black Y’all!
Thanks Attic Jack aka DJ Haku
Beatles Butcher Cover Photo Album
Outtakes from the Butcher Baby sessions.
Reverse Speech – Voices From The Unconscious
Traci Lords – Crime Library
Dogs РYou Mama´s On Crack Rock
Thanks Googs
Norwegian Black Metal: Images of Satan
Photographs by Peter Beste
The Wal-mart stampede, caught on camera
Consumerism reaches a new low. Thanks Billoney!
Organic Architecture: 12 Beautifully Curved Buildings
We need more buildin’s like these, instead of the ugly bullshit they’re polluting our vision with in NYC!
DJ Red Alert Goes Bazerk mp3
Late-ish 80’s Old School Hip-Hop from Kool Red NYC Styles from KISS FM
Look! 70’s Rock Musicians and Their Parent’s Homes
LIFE magazine photos of rockers ‘n their ‘rents cribs.
Taliban raked in $470M US from opium trade in 2008: UN report
Mexico’s Hidden Museum of Drugs
Museo de los Enervantes
Facebook a CIA Front?
Data minin’ feds.
€500,000 scam of a Spanish Robin Hood
“He said he had given it all away to social activists or spent it on the newspaper. He is refusing to pay the money back and daring the banks to get him sent to jail.”
Controversies about the word “niggardly”
The Story of Stuff
“The Story of Stuff is a 20-minute, fast-paced, fact-filled look at the underside of our production and consumption patterns. The Story of Stuff exposes the connections between a huge number of environmental and social issues, and calls us together to create a more sustainable and just world.”
John Pound Art
Dude who did a lot of the Garbage Pail Kids art ‘n later Wacky Packages.
Florida Teen Commits Suicide Before Live Webcam Audience
I can’t beat that blog.
Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization | Adbusters Culturejammer Headquarters
Kool Guys.
Misfats – The fattest Misfits tribute band ever!
I’m tired of female and midget tribute bands. Fat versions are the new shit!
Sept. 11 Version of ‘Space Invaders’ Draws Fire at Video-Game Convention
Al Queda Invaders
Âçê.com
!
Rise and fall of the Googled swastika – Los Angeles Times
‚òùÂçê Âçç‚òü
Swastika
Âçê Âçç
Tapir cunnilingus
NSFW Not Safe For Human Consumption!
Autofellatio
Just because yer suckin’ yer own dick doesn’t mean yer not gay!
DIY Freeze Pop Machine
“what a money saver!” I dunno, at 32.98 + shipping…aren’t Flav-or-Ice’s like the cheapest shit at the Bodega?!
Porn Bloopers and Funny Adult Porn Gif’s
Gotta Luv Pr0n Gifs!
Sperm Lamp called the Alien
I need some of these.
Thanks Heather Allthetime.
Five Rodium Swap Meet Mix Tapes by Dr Dre (MP3s)
10 x Dr Dre ROADIUM Swap Meet Mix-Tapes from the 80’s
W00t!
DR. DRE 86′ RODIUM SWAP MEET MIX
‘I’m not a Nazi’ Swastika Gallery
Behind the crooked cross
10 CASTRATION SCENES FROM HORROR MOVIES
Chop-chop!
Parents’ fury at ‘Down’s Syndrome dolls’ designed to help children deal with disability
The protruding tongue, almond-shaped eyes, flattened nose and low ears all make it very different to most shop-bought toys.
Fascist Femmes
Nazi girls
Awesome Flash Animation
Girls scroll by and you make ’em naked!
Willard Wigan :: Micro Sculptor
Amazing sculptures that fit on the head of a pin
How they make coffee art
Special printer creates images in latte foam with air jets.
7 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be a Male Porn Star
Okay.
2nd egg emerges from giant chicken egg found at Shiga high school
EGGS!
eBoy NYC
Cassette Tape Closet
A closet built with 918 cassette tapes that are individually screwed onto a wooden frame
The Gargoyles of New York
Scary shit you see in NYC if you actually open yer eyes and look upward.
Semen – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The Most Expensive Accidents in the History of the World
Does electin’ George Bush Jr. for two terms count?
Phil Spector rants about his relationship with The Beatles ahead of his murder retrial
He shoulda pulled a pistol on Macca!
Album Covers Map
Atlas of locations for iconic album covers.
Label of love: SST
Greg Ginn lives with 85 rescued cats in Texas now.
Teacher Tantalizes Teens
The video!
Parents want a teacher to be sacked after she stripped for 15-year-old students
Teachers gone wild!
The first Boys from Brazil: Nazi graveyard discovered deep in the Amazon rainforest
Where’s the Nazi gold? …and the lil’ Hitler clones.
Drugs Found in Hair of Ancient Andean Mummies
They found a skull with a Beatles wig, shoulda figured as much
The living-dead buses in the Bronx
Bus graveyard where they get stripped before becomin’ artificial reefs.
In Soviet Russia, Lake Contaminates You
The story of the secret Russian city Chelyabinsk-40 and the radioactive mess that the cold war created.
THE BROKERS WITH HANDS ON THEIR FACES BLOG
Haaaaah, have a heart attack, bitches!
To Make Cocaine
Even the pure is stepped on.
Pequeña Sarah Palin
Someone give this lil’ creature a TV show already!
Advanced Masturbation Techniques
You got a small wee-wee!
Employee taints police chief’s food
“…He spat on the buns and rubbed the buns “on his buns.”
Woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
A 27-year-old woman accused of shoplifting cologne and trying to touch an officer with a “well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin”
Newburgh firefighter performs delicate operation to save man’s penis
“Authorities said the pipe was apparently an erotic aid, but did not elaborate.”
Al-Qaida-linked Web site backs McCain as president
Are his neck eggs Muslim?
Gerard Damiano, 80, Dies; Directed ‘Deep Throat’
RiP
Vice Magazine: VICE PICS – HAPPY HALLO-WEEK-N
Halloween Rave! W00t!
How to Poke Yourself on Facebook
eMasturbation
How to Quit Facebook
“At first you’re confirming a new friend, and next thing you know, you’ve spent an hour looking at all the new people you’re connected to. Recording your Facebook activities can help you realize how much time you actually spend getting nothing constructive done”
Emile Berliner and the Birth of the Recording Industry
Inventor of the flat record ‘n Gramophone
Lydon on the Tom Snyder Show 1980
Public Image Limited
Rotten Butter Commercial
“Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”
Falls Off Stage In Orlando
She gets dizzy swangin’ that horse tail weave.
‘Dolemite’ Star Rudy Ray Moore Dead At 81
R.i.P.
Cannabinoids promote embryonic and adult hippocampus neurogenesis and produce anxiolytic- and antidepressant-like effects
What he said!
Web 2.0 style example.png – Encyclopedia Dramatica
Gamer juggles over 30 Warcraft characters on 11 computers simultaneously
Come back to Meatspace, loser.
Stone(d) Age man took drugs
Scientists have found ceramic bowls, tubes for inhaling drug fumes or powders on a Caribbean island from 100BC and 400BC
Don’t Bother Lookin’ For’em: Great Since-Closed NYC Record Shops
Oh, the memories!
Always the bridesmaid: Jason Everman
My Roommate from ’91
Dream Deceivers – The Story of James Vance & Judas Priest
Do It! Do It! Yer face looks like a pile of cold cuts, dude!
Passive-Aggressive Notes
Seething anger bubbles over into everyday notes in the workplace and elsewhere.
Van Fulla Mexicans
Must be one of those circus clown vans. Talk about carpoolin’!
Stop Alien Abductions
Thought Screen Helmet – Must have accessory for Fall!
That 69er Show – That 70’s Show S&M Comic
NSFW!!!! Thanks Billoney.
Dancing with Nazis
Is Arnold Schwarzenegger a Nazi? All signs point to ‘YES!’
Instant Rimshot
Goes great with the laughin’ audience in my head. Bud-dum-bum!
Dead Malls
Suburban Decay
That Mall’s Sick And That Store’s Dead!
Sick Malls…Haaaah!
Malls of America
Vintage photos of lost Shopping Malls of the ’50s, ’60s & ’70s
Google’s Mechanical Prude РErosBlog: The Sex Blog
‘Google Suggest’ stays in ‘Safe Search’ mode no matter what. Lame!
Public Disgrace – Women Bound Stripped & Punished In Public!
NSFW!
Map of the World of Fetish
Plannin’ my next trip.
Topps Blockhead Mask
Hippie!
Find A Grave – Millions of Cemetery Records
Find A Grave x Google Maps = Roadtrip Fun!
Sexiest Rock Star Spawn
A guide to hot-ass rocker offspring
Q&A: Jeff Krulik, Director of ‘Heavy Metal Parking Lot’
‘Punk Sucks, Heavy metal Rules!’
BORGNINE – ‘I masturbate a lot’
Oh Man!
I Scissored Sarah Palin
Stab her with ’em!
McCain stores a chewed hot dog in his neck pouch for later.
Move over cancer eggs!
Obama chows down on a tube steak.
It’s Weenie War!
SeMeN SPeRmS Pumpkin Head Vice Cover Art!
Jeah!
Chase The Faceless Cat Blog
Looks like a feline version of the aliens in They Live!
Zombie John McCain for President
Brrrrraaaaaaaiiiinnnnnnsssssss!
Terrorists Are Watchin’ You
Eye-yi-yi!
Pequeña Hillary Hulk
Raaaahhhhhhh!!!!
The 35 Articles of Impeachment and the Case for Prosecuting George W. Bush by Congressman Dennis Kucinich
Free PDF Download
Steal This Film II
Copyfight the Copywrongs
The Death of High Fidelity
In the age of MP3s, sound quality is worse than ever
‘Brady Bunch’ star Maureen McCormick admits to swapping sex for cocaine
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia – naughty, naughty, naughty!
Barack Obama and Adolf Hitler Faces Combined Together – MorphThing
Gotta love the Internets!
ANNABELLES FANTASY
Women Death Scene Fantasy
King’s Cat’s Eye – General vs Troll
Troll shotguns Drew Barrymore’s soul.
Is Nigerian hair really that tough???? – Yahoo! Answers
Gotta take painkillers to comb it.
How Poster Boy Turns Subway Ads Into Political Art — New York Magazine
Subway poster sticker collage / D√©collage is blowin’ up…to be co-opted in about 5 seconds!
Graffiti ‘crews’ turn violent in L.A
3 killed in run-ins with Los Angeles graffiti gangs
GodTube.com – Baby Preacher
Possessed for sure…but by what force?! Thanks Amy Verdon
Girl
Pedofiles Delight! Thanks Krissy
Facebook sex addict slept with 50 men
Playboy For The Blind
The centerfold feels like she’s cold.
Japan’s Booming Sex Niche: Elder Porn – TIME
Thnx Carlen!
banned by the Mormon church
Vanna White’s Pants fell down as she slipped out the Window
Dion & Anastacia – You Shook Me All Night Long (Live Divas Las Vegas 2002)
“crime against humanity” – ESPO
Civil servant charged over ‘obscene’ Girls (Scream) Aloud Violent Sex Fantasy Blog Post
A civil servant has been charged by police for allegedly writing a blog about the kidnap and murder of members of the pop band Girls Aloud.
Whippets!
Sweet Air
Where can I find the mashed-up t-shirt of my dreams? | Ask Metafilter
Semensperms’s Badge – Blingee Competition 1500+ points
CERN – European Organization for Nuclear Research
Thai school offers transsexual toilet
Thnx Carlen
Papa Smurf bangs his Smurfs
Semen on Panties – Order a semen, sperm, and saliva detection
TED Jesus Christ GOD – HOW TO KILL satan; satan’s Demons; Spawns
Prostate Massage – Milking
Bagels
“I Love I Love Pizza Bagels”
SPANKING TIPS
TUNA NOT FALLEN – sex medicine
Roof Top Rampage Skateboard Showdown Saturday June 14th
New York Graffiti Field Identification Guide
Soooooo LAME!
US Troops Graffiti Bombing in Iraq
Gangs Claim Their Turf in Iraq
The Vice Guide to New York Graffiti
IRAK!
Gang GRAFFITI in IRAQ
Munich, Nudist w. Bike Reading
Faces of Meth
Thnx ESPO
Down Syndrome Dolls – Wonderfully Unique Dolls
Graffiti Travel: Man Arrested after Allegedly Posting Hijinks to YouTube
Cannabis blunder at Tokyo airport
An unwitting passenger arriving at Japan’s Narita airport has received 142g of cannabis after a customs test went awry, officials say.
Artificial Hymen
Things You Can’t Do Coked Up
Thnx a-bunny
10-year-old gives birth in Idaho
Alleged Jimi Hendrix sex tape to be released
Keyboards ‘dirtier than a toilet’
Cops Chase ‘Smiley Face’ Murder Mystery
Brazil’s navy suspends search for flying priest
Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Principality of Sealand
Operation Atlantis and the Radical Libertarian Alliance
White people
Caucasian race
Peoples of the Caucasus
Montevideo Convention
Gregor MacGregor – Scottish Con Artist
Gregor MacGregor (December 24, 1786 – December 3, 1845) was a Scottish soldier, adventurer and colonizer who fought in the South American struggle for independence. Upon his return to England in 1820, he claimed to be cazique of Poyais (also known as Pr
McDonalds Fight Videos Shocking Videos Extreme Videos
Teen arrested over video posing senile grandma as gangster
Sugar Bush Squirrel-The Superstar Squirrel- Supermodel & Military Mascot
Thnx Carlen Altman
Shock video of couple forcing 18-month-old baby to smoke marijuana
Aliza Shvarts’ Insists Miscarriage Art Project Is Real
Subtle Butt – Disposable Fart Neutralizers
Marilyn Monroe sex film to be kept private
A 15-minute film of Marilyn Monroe engaging in oral sex with an unidentified man will be kept from public view by a New York businessman who has bought it for $1.5 million, the broker of the deal said on Monday.
Administration Set to Use New Spy Program in U.S.
Domestic Spying…Does Anyone Remember COINTELPRO?!
The Pauper to Princess Scam
How to Tie a Noose
Thudguard: the child and infant safety hat to protect your child
Why was man in female attire in victim’s closet?
He was high on methamphetamine, he said, and went to the Beaverton apartment complex on March 3, 2007, because he was invited to have sex by a woman he barely knew. But when he saw the woman sitting on the bed half naked, he realized she was the wrong wom
Secret Life of a Porn Star – My Sister, the Porn Star
Feds hand eight-count obscenity charge to Buttman
Government to Seek Terrorists in World of Warcraft: The Full Proposal
15 Bucks for Sex Isn’t Normal
Permissible Assaults Cited in Graphic Detail
Drugging Detainees Is Among Techniques
Fla. Teens Believe Drinking Bleach Will Prevent HIV
gringos irak
Back 2 Kool
Claw Money Spring ’08 Collection
MISS LANDMINE
Thnx Matt Goias
Trepanation
A Hole In The Head, The Motherfuckin’ Head!
Homeless_Porn_Not_Safe_for_Work
NAMES OF HOBO-PORN FILMS
Russian bum fun
What the Hell Happened to Your Face?
T.I. Pleads Guilty to Weapons Charges
1000 Hours Community Service and 12 Months In Prison
Congress To Consider Legislation To End Minor Pot Arrests
Anti-Emo Riots Break Out Across Mexico
Goth killing in England echoes Mexican Emo violence…
Movimiento Anti Emo sexual Inc®
Man facing charges for having sex with a table
Man scammed by Craigslist ad – People Take All His Shit
Man Nabbed for Pot-Smelling Cash Deposit
Explosives near Capitol go undetected for weeks
FBI posts fake hyperlinks to snare child porn suspects
Can you say “Internet entrapment”?
Erin Go Crack
St Paddy’s Day Green Crack!
“Eaten Alive” Art Show at Headquarters Studios [02.22.08]
Claw Money x SeMeN SPeRmS
List of nuclear holocaust fiction
Threads (1984)
“Documentary style account of a nuclear holocaust and it’s affect on the working class city of Sheffield, England; and the eventual long run affects of nuclear war on civilization.”
The Story Of Captain Midnight
free university lectures – computer science, mathematics, physics, chemistry
The Bumbot 2000
Thnx Jordana Swan
Old Man Kicks Public Pissing Girl
Priest Shits In A Nuns Mouth
Gotta Love Those Krauts!
Captain RUSH – Cartoons!
Drug dealers pushing ‘brand loyalty’
To Scam Del Taco Video
Stars of YouTube video ‘How to Scam Del Taco’ arrested
$125,000 bail…WTF?!
Graves Possibly Found on Manson Ranch
Death Valley ’69
Killer robot shoots man dead on driveway
The Tom Cruise Indoctrination Video Scientologists Don’t Want You To See
Three Hanged, Burned Dead Dogs and a Pentagram
MARKit malicious assault/rape evidence kit
Hitler’s Gold
Richardson family murders
12 yr old Goth girl kills parents and 8 yr old brother with 24 yr old boyfriend
Emily Sander aka Zoey Zane
Indian woman gives birth to ‘miracle’ child
Your Favorite Curse Word?
Top 10 Sex Tips and Tricks
JackinExpert
Prescription drugs found in drinking water across U.S.
People take pills. Their bodies absorb some of the medication, but the rest of it passes through and is flushed down the toilet. The wastewater is treated before it is discharged into reservoirs, rivers or lakes. Then, some of the water is cleansed again
Cops snag lotto ticket from accused drug dealer
Creepy Gnome terrorises town
Edouard-Henri Avril “Ancient Greek sodomising a goat, plate XVII from ‘De Figuris Veneris’ by F.K. Forberg”
Historical and cultural perspectives on zoophilia
WTF Maggie
FTP
Thnx Ryan Kitson
Octopussy
NSFW
(((((~WOMEN OF IRAN~)))))) – non nude
School’s bizarre ploy to beat internet perverts – masking pupils with Acid House smileys | the Daily Mail
Pequeña Amy Winehouse
Italy’s highest court has ruled that a woman wearing jeans cannot be raped.
Thnx ESPO
&p=1″>Gray whale flashes phallus
Affectionately known as “Pink Floyd” among whalewatchers.
Thnx Haley
Lion vs Tiger
Thnx Jedd Lawler
Hitler Monkey
Hitler monkey
japan-vs-usa
Bono – up close and horrible
during football match in South Africa
Thnx Bret Pittman
New ‘Fish Tooth’ Anti-Rape Device Ready For Market
Amanda Knox – MySpace Rape & Murder
BRUCE LABRUCE
Pornographic Nightmare Fuel
fluffy Lychees
Are The World ( Japanese Version)
Thnx Annette
Cycling Club
If OTB Goes, So Would a Relic of a Grittier City
Pill Identification Wizard
The latest internet craze… bringing classic album covers to life
Thnx Crystal Moselle
Diablo Cody: Nude Stripper / Screenwriter
TV – Fashion in Japan
Hot for Teacher: 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders
Thnx Ryan Kitson
“Eaten Alive” Art Show at Headquarters Studios
GONE WILD official trailer
boy gets scared straight
Straight – The guy with one eye
Thnx Badteethcomics
The Bootleg Back Wall Series
Pioneering midwife touts ‘orgasmic birth’
Thnx Ryan Kitson
& Tom Snyder High! (Slow-motion)
Chopped ‘n Screwed
Piper bottles himself to prove a point. Nice one.
Thnx Matt Quigley
Dentist shortage leads man to superglue own tooth
The Torture Playlist
Music has been used in American military prisons and on bases to induce sleep deprivation, “prolong capture shock,” disorient detainees during interrogations‚Äîand also drown out screams. Based on a leaked interrogation log, news reports, and the accounts
Whistle-blower site taken offline
CENSORED by Big Business
– Mix Eloh DJ
Ivory Coast’s ‘big-bottom’ craze
“Weekly Review”(Harper’s Magazine)
Glacier tagger gets frosty treatment
A German backpacker has been caught spraying graffiti on the rocks and ice face at Franz Josef Glacier.
School Of Pot Offers “Higher” Education
Oakland Trade School Prepares People For Jobs In California’s Medical Marijuana Industry
Now You Can Bring Yer Baby To The Club!
“It sounds like a clubber’s worst nightmare, but for parents who can’t let go of their dancing days a new breed of disco is emerging – where mums, dads and toddlers come together to boogie.”
Cliff rave ‘stupid’: police
Mother Accused In Porn Case Involving Daughter
“…the girl discovered photos of her face morphed onto naked bodies in sexually explicit positions.”
PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE FETISH
Mum’s ‘gang rape’ shown on internet
Policeman is headbutted by teenager in ‘happy slapping’ video
Did Adolf Hitler draw Disney characters?
Pentagon tells Bush: climate change will destroy us
The document predicts that abrupt climate change could bring the planet to the edge of anarchy as countries develop a nuclear threat to defend and secure dwindling food, water and energy supplies.
forgotten albums best left forgotten
Spillway – Random Photos
Flipside Magazine Issue 1
Wheel Roller Suit
Thnx Tim Barber
Vintage Poison 1988 Kramer Flying V Guitar
Duffed Out Dustward Brochure
Thnx Tim Artz
Villain Chair
Little Trees Car Freshner Infant Car Carrier
WTF
& Bert – Der Hund Von Baskerville
Thnx Molly
Songerize – Listen Now!
A Knife/Gun To A Knife Fight
Thnx Billoney
PUSH
Thnx Paul T
Mini-muscleman: Meet the world’s smallest bodybuilder
Gotta love the hair! Thnx Carlen Altman
Investigators Think Woman Shot, House Burned Was Not Intended Target
“They were like ‘oh snap, we got the wrong house'”
Train roof riders fear deterrent to dye for
Catholic Priest vs Skateboarders
vs Skater Brawl
Balimore Cop vs. Skateboarder
Thnx Ryan Kitson
Rave
Creepy Furry Commercial
Lynch on iPhone
The octopus who loves his Mr Potato Head
Mystery image of ‘life on Mars’
Club Littlegun – Curios and Antique Guns
The FAIL Blog
Frito Bandito Fan Club Kit
200 -a-Gram Tax on New York Cocaine
Original work by KAWS, NECKFACE, and FAILE
Working ’96 Dodge 3500 Van included
Ya Think I’m Sexy? – Tiny Tim
Frog Bros
mouth (stor mun)
Prairie Dog (Metal Version)
Look
host pukes on the air…
Thunders’ kids
salad man
Hours With Steve-O
Anti-Piracy Video – Don’t Copy That Floppy!
talks about his injury
Puppets – My Mind Is Playing Tricks On Me!
On Extacy or PCP
Acid Lady
This Nu Rave?!
Pail Kids fight
Pail Kids Movie Trailer
– Daggers
“Breakin’ Is A Memory.” Thnx Leo F
and Me – Full McDonald’s Dance Scene
Popping Face
Catch of the day: Cocaine
Thnx Ryan Kitson
Kung-Fu Porn!
Thnx Billoney
Clarity Sought on Electronics Searches
Briton jailed for four years in Dubai after customs find cannabis weighing less than a grain of sugar under his shoe
How to spot a Banksy
Wow.
Drug Traffic Beneath the Waves – Drug Smuggling Submarines
Thnx Ramone
An illustrated guide to the myth of the vagina dentata
Thnx Kenny
Blues – 1972 Tour Drug Fallout
Thnk Paul Hanly
That Deer!
Thnx Ryan Kitson
Modern Plastic Surgery – Ear Pointing
Haunted Portraits
Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1975)
Thnx Billoney
Weird Wheels
& Jerry – His Mouse Friday
Basil Wolverton On Cartoon Sounds Part Two
Mmmm…What’s Cookin’?!
Heavy Metal Costumes
Dude, Like, Death To Poseurs and Stuff.
NFL Pulls Plug On Big-Screen Church Parties For Super Bowl
Death of the father: British scientists discover how to turn women’s bone marrow into sperm
I Love Blow – Energy Drink Mix
Student eats key ‘so he can keep partying’
Cheeseburger In The Can!
Fundies – Underwear for two
The Two Person T-Shirt
Strawberry Flavored Cheetos Seduce Sweet-Loving Snackers
Maccabi – Israelites
Thnx Bach Radoncic
for a Drug-Free America | “Cocoon”
Thnx Patrick Morales
anti-drug commercial
Thnx Robby K
KnickerPicker – online dressing room
Thnx DC
Mississippi Legislature Introduces Bill that Would Ban Restaurants from Serving the Obese
“Weekly Review” Harper’s Magazine
Rollerskater Boy
Thnx Guido!
Slices of Life: ‘Body Worlds’ Entrepreneur to Sell Corpse Cross-Sections
Wooly Willy Uncut
Eyeballs Still Rockin’ Flikr
Lollipop painkiller alert
Fully Flared Intro
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The Daiquiri Whacker Gas Powered Portable Blender
Thnx Chris Black
Featuring Danzig “Hips Don’t Lie”
Thnx Annette Bunny
Loony Tunes for Kooky Times (MP3s)
The C.I.A., 1986 – NWA in High School
To Irrigate Your Nasal Passages
pot
Thnx Bobby Wham
Chair Infomercial
Thnx Annette Bunny
“Weekly Review” Harper’s Magazine
Pia Zadora’s Anne Frank Performance
Legal myths: Hardly the whole truth
Kicks of the Week!
A Closer Look at Cheeseburger Cake Art
The Human Caterpillar
Thnx Maryam Modarressi
10 Creepiest Old Ads
Thnx Tim Barber
Concentration of Mice & Rats in NYC 1999
Thnx Billoney
The Citizen’s Guide to Surviving Police Encounters
Thnx Robby K
VINTAGE HONDO MACHINE GUN M 16 RAMBO GUITAR, SUPER RARE – eBay
Thnx ESPO
Dirty Bastard – Dirty Minded *Documentary pt 1 of 4*
Fort Worth jumps onto “Pull ‘Em Up,” anti-pant-sagging bandwagon
Thnx Max
The “Pull ‘Em Up” Campaign
The Fort Worth City Council wants to send a message to young people who wear baggy pants: Pull ’em up!
New Jersey Freakshows – Guidos With Painted Orange Faces
Thnx Truett Dietz
Nudist Super Heroes
The Sex Machines Museum in Prague
Power Enforcers: Anti-Riot Police Vehicles
‘Hitler’ Hotel Causes Stir In Serbia
Straight Outta Rhineland-Palatinate: German Hip Hop Gets Real as Rapper Shot in Berlin – International – SPIEGEL ONLINE – News
Man Sentenced For Attacking Child With Hot Pocket Sandwich
Shawn Kerri, automotive and punk rock cartoonist
The Fiberglass Mascots Photography Pool
T-Pain sing live without that voice thing?
Thnx Robby K
The Dustward @Hamburger Eyes
What We Can Learn from Heath Ledger’s Death: Don’t Mix Downs!!!
Alf Star In Crack Den/Homosexual Scandal
Whitney Houston Smokes Crack
Intervention – Full Episodes Online
Crack in Hell’s Kitchen
DMX In the Studio Cracked Out!
Winehouse smoking CRACK
Hundreds of erotic weight gain stories
Fake FedEx Trucks; When the Drugs Absolutely Have to Get There
The Statue Of Liberty Ruined – Post-Apocalyptic Sci-Fi Archetype
Star Wars Pr0n Cartoons
Sarah Silverman’s Jew Ass
The Quran on Semen Production
Party Boy Corey
Thnx Ben Pier
VirtuaGirlHD – Strippers On Yer Desktop
Thnx Robby K
Can Stay Naked The Longest
Thnx Pia
Prosthetic limbs for coke smuggling
Thnx Teddy
at the Starbury
Thnx Fonzske
Militia – AUSTIN, Texas – Metal / Thrash
Thnx ESPO
Rat Downblouse
Rat Attack
Why You Have Rats Around
PUNISHMENT HAIRCUTS THE ROAD TO REFORM- THE INVESTIGATION
Parted-at-birth twins ‘married’
Thnx Kathy Grayson
subwaystyle
Ridin’ Grandma
boner
guy has a boner and we freaked out!
DAY IN THE LIFE OF BONER BOY!
boner guy
Turn the sound off…
guy gets a boner in public
got a boner
The Kunegunda Shaft Bottom in Wieliczka salt mine.
Boner
www.Potpartner.com, find your smokin’ match!
Thnx Annette Bunny
Amputee Ineligible for Olympic Events
Thnx Carlen Altman
R.I.P. Maila Nurmi aka Vampira
HUNGER Music Video
Thnx Mike Hall
Ides Wu Tang Clan Commercial
Thnx Robby K
Oral Histories From Sept. 11 Compiled by the New York Fire Department
Thnx Tim Barber
LaBeouf in “No No No NOo” video
Of a Woman (Extremely Graphic)!!!
King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters clip 6
Thnx ESPO
Banks helps women learn about the vagina
Moving fingers in the vagina
Dance Theater’s Vagina (The Dance!)
K. Tylor Vagina Power
Thnx WorstWurst81

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