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News Is Bad For You

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Wealthy Manhattan moms hire handicapped tour guides to bypass lines at Disney World

“You can’t go to Disney without a tour concierge,’’ she sniffed. “This is how the 1 percent does Disney.” The woman said she hired a Dream Tours guide to escort her, her husband and their 1-year-old son and 5-year-old daughter through the park in a motorized scooter with a “handicapped” sign on it. The group was sent straight to an auxiliary entrance at the front of each attraction.
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‘Baby factory’ uncovered in Nigeria
Nigerian police say they have rescued six pregnant girls from child traffickers who were planning to sell their babies. Two men and a woman have been arrested in the case, which is the second so-called baby factory to be uncovered in a week. Last week, at least 23 girls and four babies were found in Umuaka, in eastern Nigeria’s Imo State.
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Sophia Stewart, The Real Creator of ‘The Matrix,’ Wins Lawsuit

This little known story has met a just conclusion, as Sophia Stewart, African American author of The Matrix will finally receive her just due from the copyright infringement of her original work!!! A six-year dispute has ended involving Sophia Stewart, the Wachowski Brothers, Joel Silver and Warner Brothers. Stewart’s allegations, involving copyright infringement and racketeering, were received and acknowledged by the Central District of California, Judge Margaret Morrow presiding. Stewart, a New Yorker who has resided in Salt Lake City for the past five years, will recover damages from the films, The Matrix I, II and III, as well as The Terminator and its sequels. She will soon receive one of the biggest payoffs in the history of Hollywood , as the gross receipts of both films and their sequels total over 2.5 billion dollars.
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How Verizon and Other Wireless Carriers Are Mining Customer Data

Wireless operators have access to an unprecedented volume of information about users’ real-world activities, but for years these massive data troves were put to little use other than for internal planning and marketing. This data is under lock and key no more. Under pressure to seek new revenue streams (see “AT&T Looks to Outside Developers for Innovation”), a growing number of mobile carriers are now carefully mining, packaging, and repurposing their subscriber data to create powerful statistics about how people are moving about in the real world.
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James McCormick, British Man Who Sold Fake Bomb Detectors, Sentenced To 10 Years For Fraud

A British judge on Thursday sentenced a businessman who sold fake bomb detectors to 10 years in jail, saying the millionaire had shown a cavalier disregard for potentially fatal consequences. James McCormick made an estimated 50 million pounds ($77.8 million) from the sales of his non-working detectors – which were based on a novelty golf ball finder – to countries including Iraq, Belgium, Niger and Saudi Arabia. McCormick, 57, was convicted of three counts of fraud last month and sentenced Thursday at the Old Bailey court in London, where Judge Richard Hone called his profits from a “callous confidence trick” obscene and outrageous.
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United Nations Twitter Account Follows Porn Star

The official United Nations Twitter account has 1,462,609 followers (or it did at the time this article was published) and only follows 537 accounts – a pretty exclusive club to say the least. For the most part, the 537 accounts @UN follows include world governments, dozens of UN special missions and international heads of states. Buried within that list, however, ConstitutionSchool.com was shocked to discover one account which seemed oddly out of place: “Penelope Black Diamond,” a German porn star whose Twitter username is @BigBustyStar.
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Early feast clue to smell of ancient Earth

‘So, rather surprisingly, we can say that life on earth 1,900 million years ago would have smelled a lot like rotten eggs.’
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Do You Want the Government Buying Your Data From Corporations?

It’s no secret that we’re monitored continuously on the Internet. Some of the company names you know, such as Google and Facebook. Others hide in the background as you move about the Internet. There are browser plugins that show you who is tracking you. One Atlantic editor found 105 companies tracking him during one 36-hour period. Add data from your cell phone (who you talk to, your location), your credit cards (what you buy, from whom you buy it), and the dozens of other times you interact with a computer daily, we live in a surveillance state beyond the dreams of Orwell. It’s all corporate data, compiled and correlated, bought and sold. And increasingly, the government is doing the buying. Some of this is collected using National Security Letters (NSLs). These give the government the ability to demand an enormous amount of personal data about people for very speculative reasons, with neither probable cause nor judicial oversight. Data on these secretive orders is obviously scant,
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Facebook causes ‘psychotic episodes and delusions’, claims study

Dr Nitzan said: ‘All of the patients developed psychotic symptoms related to the situation, including delusions regarding the person behind the screen and their connection through the computer. ‘Two patients began to feel vulnerable as a result of sharing private information, and one even experienced tactile hallucinations, believing that the person beyond the screen was physically touching her. ‘Some of the problematic features of the internet relate to issues of geographical and spatial distortion, the absence of non-verbal cues, and the tendency to idealise the person with whom someone is communicating, becoming intimate without ever meeting face-to-face.’ He added that mental health professionals should not overlook the internet’s influence when speaking to patients. ‘When you ask somebody about their social life, it’s very sensible to ask about Facebook and social networking habits, as well as internet use.
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Human rights record of the United States in 2012

The State Department of the United States recently released its Country Reports on Human Rights Practices for 2012, posing as “the world judge of human rights” again. As in previous years, the reports are full of carping and irresponsible remarks on the human rights situation in more than 190 countries and regions including China. However, the U.S. turned a blind eye to its own woeful human rights situation and never said a word about it. Facts show that there are serious human rights problems in the U.S. which incur extensive criticism in the world. The Human Rights Record of the U.S. in 2012 is hereby prepared to reveal the true human rights situation of the U.S. to people across the world by simply laying down some facts.
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Your Body Is a Corporate Test Tube

A hidden epidemic is poisoning America.  The toxins are in the air we breathe and the water we drink, in the walls of our homes and the furniture within them.  We can’t escape it in our cars.  It’s in cities and suburbs.  It afflicts rich and poor, young and old.  And there’s a reason why you’ve never read about it in the newspaper or seen a report on the nightly news: it has no name — and no antidote.    The culprit behind this silent killer is lead.  And vinyl.  And formaldehyde.  And asbestos.  And Bisphenol A.  And polychlorinated biphenyls (PCBs).  And thousands more innovations brought to us by the industries that once promised “better living through chemistry,” but instead produced a toxic stew that has made every American a guinea pig and has turned the United States into one grand unnatural experiment.
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UNCOVERED: The Haunting ‘Human Zoo’ of Paris

In 1907, six different villages were built in the Jardin d’Agronomie Tropicale, representing all the corners of the French colonial empire at the time– Madagascar, Indochine, Sudan, Congo, Tunisia and Morocco. The villages and their pavillions were built to recreate the life and culture as it was in their original habitats. This included mimicking the architecture, importing the agriculture and appallingly, inhabiting the replica houses with people, brought to Paris from the faraway territories.
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Guantanamo camp burns through $900,000 a year per inmate

It’s been dubbed the most expensive prison on Earth and President Barack Obama cited the cost this week as one of many reasons to shut down the detention center at Guantanamo Bay, which burns through some $900,000 per prisoner annually. The Pentagon estimates it spends about $150 million each year to operate the prison and military court system at the U.S. Naval Base in Cuba, which was set up 11 years ago to house foreign terrorism suspects. With 166 inmates currently in custody, that amounts to an annual cost of $903,614 per prisoner. By comparison, super-maximum security prisons in the United States spend about $60,000 to $70,000 at most to house their inmates, analysts say. And the average cost across all federal prisons is about $30,000, they say.
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Barbara Kruger Responds to Supreme’s Lawsuit: ‘A Ridiculous Clusterf**k of Totally Uncool Jokers’

And in the response to Supreme, he argued that McSweeney had been putting out Supreme Bitch shirts since 2004, when she was 22. Nine years later, Jebbia and Supreme have attempted to sue her for millions of dollars, arguing copyright infringement against the brand. A brand that, by the way, has definitely incorporated other people and other companies’ design elements itself.  One of those people? American conceptual artist Barbara Kruger, whose work explicitly inspired not just Supreme’s ubiquitous red-and-white logo (see above), but so many other brands like it, and legions of other fairly famous artists as well. But in the past, Kruger—who now teaches at UCLA—has been pretty quiet on the connections, deferring questions about the commercial entrepreneurs who’ve culled from and profited off of the template she inarguably set. But we thought we’d give it a shot, and Complex reached out to Kruger anyway, asking her what she made of the lawsuit, as well as both McSweeney and Jebbia’s p
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Berlin First Graders Get Explicit Sex Education Book

When it comes to sex, Germans are not known for being squeamish. Yet a sex-education book that has been circulating in Berlin elementary schools has some parents up in arms. The book, “Where Do You Come From?” (“Wo kommst du her?”), which is recommended for ages 5 and up, shows a couple, Lisa and Lars, in various stages of arousal. In one illustration, Lisa puts a condom on Lars’ erect penis. Another shows them having intercourse. The text also veers toward the explicit. “When it’s so good that it can’t get any better, Lisa and Lars have an orgasm,” it reads. And, finally: “The vagina and penis feel nice and tingly and warm.”
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The sex manual for ultra-Orthodox Jews

“We wanted to give people a sense of not only where to put their sexual organs, but where to put their arms and legs,” Ribner says. “If you have never seen a movie, never read a book, how are you supposed to know what you do?”
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Which Drugs Actually Kill Americans [Infographic]

By adding all those sub-categories up, imperfect as they may be, it’s clear that the rate of reported overdoses the U.S. more than doubled between 1999 and 2010. About half of those additional deaths are in the pharmaceuticals category, which the CDC has written about before. Nearly three-quarters of the pharmaceuticals deaths are opioid analgesics—prescription painkillers like OxyContin and Vicodin. And while cocaine, heroin and alcohol are all responsible for enough deaths to warrant their own stripes on the chart, many popular illegal drugs—including marijuana and LSD—are such a tiny blip as to be invisible.
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Baby girl sacrificed on bonfire after sect leader says tot is the Antichrist, Chile cops say

“The baby was naked. They strapped tape around her mouth to keep her from screaming. Then they placed her on a board. After calling on the spirits they threw her on the bonfire alive,” said Miguel Ampuero, of the Police investigative Unit, Chile’s equivalent of the FBI. Authorities said the 12-member sect was formed in 2005 and was led by Ramon Gustavo Castillo Gaete, 36, who remains at large. “Everyone in this sect was a professional,” Ampuero said. “We have someone who was a veterinarian and who worked as a flight attendant, we have a filmmaker, a draftsman. Everyone has a university degree. ” Police said Castillo Gaete, the ringleader, was last seen traveling to Peru to buy ayahuasca, a hallucinogenic brew plant that he used to control the members of the rite.
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A Lesson On Guns – A Public Service Announcement On Guns And Bullets

SO, the bottom line is this: If you are in a place where you hear steady, and sustained, and nearby (lets call that, for some technical reasons, anything less than 800 meters) gunfire, do these things: Go to your basement. You are cool there. If you don’t have a basement, go to the other side of the house from the firing, and leave, heading away from the firing. Do not stop for a mile. If you do not think that you can leave, get on the ground floor, as far from the firing as possible, and place something solid between you and the firing. Solid is something like a bathtub, a car (engine block), a couple of concrete walls (single layer brick…nope). If you are high up (say 4rd story or higher) just get away from the side of the building where the firing is taking place. You will, mostly, be protected by the thick concrete of the structure. 8. But for cripes sake, do not step out on to your front porch and start recording a video on your iPhone, unless you actually have a death-wish
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Texas Fertilizer Plant Disaster: Little Coverage, Much of It Wrong

“Terrorists want media attention, so we give it to them. Unsafe industries don’t want media attention–so we give that to them.” And that’s exactly what’s going on today, in the coverage of the two disasters last week.
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2 pound joint taken by cops ucsc 420

5000 people at 4-20 for UCSC. This guy had a booth set up to unveil this guy, shouldn’t have drawn so much attention man!
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1 Inmate Impregnated 4 Guards At Md. Jail, Prosecutors Say

“the ringleader of it all, according to the indictment, is Tavon White, a four-year inmate charged with attempted murder. He reportedly made $16,000 in one month off the smuggled contraband. Four corrections officers–Jennifer Owens, Katera Stevenson, Chania Brooks and Tiffany Linder, who are also facing charges — allegedly became impregnated by White since he’s been in jail. Charging documents reveal Owens had ‘Tavon’ tattooed on her neck and Stevenson had ‘Tavon’ tattooed on her wrist.”
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The Source Family Documentary

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Dating Freedom Lovers Photos by Planetlnfowars

All Planet Infowars Users that are participating in the Dating Freedom Lovers Mission.
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Saudi Arabia expelled three Emirati men for being too handsome

In its report, Elaph said several religious cops deployed through the festival rushed into the UAE pavilion on Sunday and escorted three Emirati delegates out. “A festival official said the three Emiratis were taken out on the grounds they are too handsome and that the Commission members feared female visitors could fall for them,” the news service said, adding that the festival’s management took urgent measures to deport the three to Abu Dhabi.
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“American Dream”: Food loaded into Dumpsters while Hundreds of Hungry Americans Restrained by Police

Hundreds of poor people waiting outside of a closed grocery store for the possibility of getting the remaining food is not the picture of the “American Dream.” Yet on March 23, outside the Laney Walker Supermarket in Augusta, Ga., that is exactly what happened. Residents filled the parking lot with bags and baskets hoping to get some of the baby food, canned goods, noodles and other non-perishables. But a local church never came to pick up the food, as the store owner prior to the eviction said they had arranged. By the time the people showed up for the food, what was left inside the premises—as with any eviction—came into the ownership of the property holder, SunTrust Bank. The bank ordered the food to be loaded into dumpsters and hauled to a landfill instead of distributed. The people that gathered had to be restrained by police as they saw perfectly good food destroyed. Local Sheriff Richard Roundtree told the news “a potential for a riot was extremely high.”
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10 Biggest Unsolved U.S. Terrorism Cases

1 Wall Street Bombing (September 16,1920) – New York, New York 38 dead, 143 wounded The detonation of a horse-drawn wagon loaded with 45kg of dynamite and more than 200kg of scrap iron in front of the J.P. Morgan offices in New York remains the deadliest unsolved terrorist incident in U.S. history. Federal agents investigated, and dismissed, the possibility of involvement by Soviet saboteurs, the Communist Party USA and the Industrial Workers of the World. Historians believe the bombing may have been engineered by Italian anarchists.
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Self-medication in animals much more widespread than believed

It’s been known for decades that animals such as chimpanzees seek out medicinal herbs to treat their diseases. But in recent years, the list of animal pharmacists has grown much longer, and it now appears that the practice of animal self-medication is a lot more widespread than previously thought, according to a University of Michigan ecologist and his colleagues.
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Civet poop coffee may be threatening wild species

“Originally, the dung-covered beans were collected in coffee plantations but more recently, as more people wanted to drink coffee made from beans that had passed through the intestines of this small carnivore, entrepreneurs have begun sticking civets in cages, feeding them coffee beans and recollecting them from the dung for wholesale,” the paper’s author, Chris Shepherd the deputy regional director with anti-wildlife crime NGO TRAFFIC, told mongabay.com. “Reportedly, as demand rose, other civet species were captured and added to these captive civet coffee makers.”
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National Disgrace

Police almost never talk about or claim credit for making the arrests. Police make so many because they are easy arrests and because significant constituencies within police departments benefit from the arrests. Police work can be dangerous. Ordinary patrol and narcotics police like the marijuana arrests because they are relatively safe and easy. If an officer stops and searches 10 or 15 young people, one or two of them will likely have a bit of marijuana. All police have arrest quotas and often they can earn much-desired overtime pay by making a marijuana arrest toward the end of a shift. In New York City, arresting people for petty offenses for overtime pay is called “collars for dollars.” Every cop in the city knows that expression. From the officers’ point of view, people possessing marijuana are highly desirable arrestees. As one veteran lieutenant said, people whose only crime is marijuana possession are “clean,” meaning physically clean. Unlike junkies or winos
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News is bad for you – and giving up reading it will make you happier

In the past few decades, the fortunate among us have recognised the hazards of living with an overabundance of food (obesity, diabetes) and have started to change our diets. But most of us do not yet understand that news is to the mind what sugar is to the body. News is easy to digest. The media feeds us small bites of trivial matter, tidbits that don’t really concern our lives and don’t require thinking. That’s why we experience almost no saturation. Unlike reading books and long magazine articles (which require thinking), we can swallow limitless quantities of news flashes, which are bright-coloured candies for the mind. Today, we have reached the same point in relation to information that we faced 20 years ago in regard to food. We are beginning to recognise how toxic news can be.
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Should The Creepy Times Square Costumed Characters Be Regulated?

“Super Mario groped the woman,” says Times Square Alliance president Tim Tompkins. “Elmo was ranting anti-Semitic things. Spider-Man punched a woman in the face. Now a kid was attacked by Cookie Monster. And those are just ones where there’s been an arrest! We’ve anecdotally heard there’s a lot more that’s been happening. One of my staff members said an Elmo patted her backside when she was walking through Times Square on a crowded day.” Tompkins also pointed us to a photo of a man dressed as Toy Story’s Woody urinating in a doorway
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Does my bum look big on this? Barbie earns cash balancing things on ‘bum shelf’

BOOTY-OBSESSED Barbie Edwards has spent a fortune on food to get such a huge backside — but now her big butt is making big bucks. The 42-year-old mum claims she has the world’s largest bottom, and says she has used her unique asset to make a whopping £18,000 in the past six months just by BALANCING things on her behind. The colossal rear measures creating a “butt shelf” upon which Barbie can balance trays of food and drink — to the delight of her paying fans. The bouncy blonde is delighted with her shape and is now hoping to persuade Guinness World Records to include a new category for world’s biggest shelf behind. She said: “I used to hate my big hips and bum, but since I’ve been modelling it’s changed the way I feel about myself. My bum shelf has a career all of its own and I wouldn’t change it.”
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Pres Obama Signs Bill Killing Anti-Corruption, Pro-Transparency STOCK Act Provisions

So the very bill that Obama last year claimed was “a good first step” and suggested that “we should do even more in the months ahead”, has now been totally revised and stripped of the most important aspects which promote transparency in the new bill that he has just signed yesterday. Instead of doing more to increase transparency, Congress and President Obama have rolled back the very provisions of the bill which helped promote an open government, in a decidedly non-transparent manner (unanimous voice consent, closed-signing by the president).
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Police Chief Recovering After Eating Cake Laced With Pot

The Hocking County Sheriff’s office is trying to get to the bottom of who is responsible for drugging Laurelville Police Chief Mike Berkemeier. Berkemeier says the problem began Easter Sunday when he ate some cake sitting on his kitchen counter. ”I got up in the morning and ate it — the entire thing,” he said. Shortly after eating that cake, Berkemeier says he began to feel sick like never before. ”I thought I was dying,” he said. Berkemeier says all he could think to do was make the short drive from his home to the Laurelville police station for help. ”I don’t remember much of the drive here, even though it’s just a few blocks and was met by a couple of the medics from the fire department,” he said. Berkemeier tells 10TV medics transported him to Berger Hospital in Circleville where doctors performed tests to see what was wrong with him. ”I kept trying to explain to them this wasn’t getting any better. It just got worse,” he said. “I felt like I was out of my mind.”
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Hijacking airplanes with an Android phone

It’s amazing to discover that aviation – an industry where safety is of vital importance and every physical element has one or even two fail-safe mechanisms – is failing to secure the onboard computer, the heart and brain of the plane.
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To Catch Government Workers With Ties to Child Porn, Call the IRS

There is a national crisis of federal employees engaged in the child porn industry and a related epidemic at the state level.  I’ve documented two states, Vermont and Maine, that appear to be running state protected child trafficking rings with evidence of cops, judges, lawyers, clergy and government employees covering for each other. This kind of racketeering creates powerful, and extremely profitable, pedophile rings. Money drives the crime. It is estimated that a criminal willing to molest a child in front of a live webcam can earn $1,000 a night. In Kittery Maine, at the “Danish Health Club,” one bust yielded $6.1 million in “door fees” over a five year period with “prostitutes” earning $12 million. Pimps’ earnings were not reported. The “door man” was a retired police officer whose wife worked in back. This bust happened because of one hard-working IRS agent, Rod Giguere.
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The Same Compounds Behind Marijuana’s Distinctive Stinky Smells Give Clues About the Kinds of High You’ll Experience

So if THC levels are generally high across the board and the other cannabinoids are present only at trace levels, what makes one strain different from another? And why does each marijuana strain impart a distinct psychoactive effect? There must be something else in the plant that influences the quality of the cannabis high. David Watson, the master crafter of the foundational hybrid Skunk #1, was among the first to emphasize the importance of aromatic terpenes for their modifying impact on THC. Terpenes, or terpenoids, are the compounds in cannabis that give the plant its unique smell. THC and the other cannabinoids have no odor, so marijuana’s compelling fragrance depends on which terpenes predominate. It’s the combination of terpenoids and THC that endows each strain with a specific psychoactive flavor.
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New Documents Suggest IRS Reads Emails Without a Warrant

Everyone knows the IRS is our nation’s tax collector, but it is also a law enforcement organization tasked with investigating criminal violations of the tax laws. New documents released to the ACLU under the Freedom of Information Act reveal that the IRS Criminal Tax Division has long taken the position that the IRS can read your emails without a warrant—a practice that one appeals court has said violates the Fourth Amendment (and we think most Americans would agree).
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High-tech burglary suspect nabbed after secret camera found

The discovery of a hidden camera may help solve a series of break-ins at upscale homes in several North Texas cities. “This one has already been camouflaged,” said detective Ben Singleton, holding what looks like a piece of bark that would go unnoticed in most yards. It’s actually a video camera not much bigger than a matchbox, and it’s activated by a motion detector. Such cameras turned up in March planted outside several upscale homes in Dalworthington Gardens. “I’ve never seen anything like this. And most detectives in this area haven’t,” Singleton said. Earlier this month, John Anton discovered the first one near his driveway. “I had no idea what it was,” Anton said. “Very strange.” He took the device to Dalworthington Gardens police. “We tore one of these apart to figure out what it was all about,” Singleton said. The detective said it turned out to be surveillance for a long-running, sophisticated burglary scheme. But at first, police feared it might even be a kidnapping plot to
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Rebecca Solnit by Astra Taylor

Elites tend to believe in a venal, selfish, and essentially monstrous version of human nature, which I sometimes think is their own human nature. I mean, people don’t become incredibly wealthy and powerful by being angelic, necessarily. They believe that only their power keeps the rest of us in line and that when it somehow shrinks away, our seething violence will rise to the surface—that was very clear in Katrina. Timothy Garton Ash and Maureen Dowd and all these other people immediately jumped on the bandwagon and started writing commentaries based on the assumption that the rumors of mass violence during Katrina were true. A lot of people have never understood that the rumors were dispelled and that those things didn’t actually happen; it’s tragic.
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The GOP’s Drug-Testing Dragnet

The annual Drug & Alcohol Testing Industry Association (DATIA) conference, held in 2012 in San Antonio, Texas, looks like any other industry gathering. The 600 or so attendees sip their complimentary Starbucks coffee, munch on small plates of muffins and fresh fruit, and backslap old acquaintances as they file into a sprawling Marriott hotel conference hall. They will hear a keynote address by Robert DuPont, who served as drug policy director under Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford. Nothing odd about any of this until you consider that the main subject of the conference is urine.
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DC Introduces First Transgender Character in Mainstream Comics

Once banned from the world of mainstream comic books by the infamous Comics Code Authority, LGBT characters now have a stronger presence in the world of superhero comics than ever before, with gay and lesbian heroes like Batwoman, Northstar and Green Lantern Alan Scott openly declaring who they are — and even getting married. Today, DC Comics told Wired that it will continue to expand the LGBT diversity of its superhero universe by introducing the first openly transgender character in a mainstream superhero comic.
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Big Pharma Company Jacks Up Price of Overdose Life Saver by 1100%: Now, More People Will Die

A remarkable thing happened in 2008:  drug overdose surpassed auto fatalities as the leading cause of accidental death in the United States. Public health officials declared an epidemic, and communities united to battle this new enemy that had left a staggering body count in its wake. The people had a weapon,  naloxone, an antidote that reverses opiate overdose, and programs began popping up across the country to provide training and free naloxone to people at risk for overdose. But then Big Pharma stepped in. The same year that naloxone became so critical to saving lives, one pharmaceutical company secured a monopoly on its production and jacked up the prices by 1,100%.
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10 Weapons You Won’t Believe Are Legal

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5 Bizarre Sex Products Designed to Make You Feel Shame About Your Body

Bet you didn’t think you needed semen pills.
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AGAMBEN TOYS – APPOSITE BAUBLES FOR THE STATE OF EXCEPTION

Riot Toys
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Rat Chase Again Bedevils Fukushima Nuclear Plant

A blackout disabled cooling at four fuel pools last month, an event the company traced to a rat that might have gnawed on power cables and caused a short circuit. Engineers found its scorched body in a damaged switchboard. Tepco has since installed mousetraps at the site and promised to plug holes through which rats and other rodents might enter buildings and gnaw on important equipment. It has also promised to speed up work to install backup power cables to the fuel pools. But Friday afternoon, four workers using wire meshing to seal a space around electric cables caused a ground fault, or the accidental flow of current to the ground. No one was injured, but the ground fault shut off electricity to the cooling system at the No. 3 reactor fuel pool. “We were installing wire nets to keep the rats out. But the end of one of the wires may have momentarily come into contact with a live terminal,” said Masayuki Ono, general manager at Tepco’s Nuclear Power and Plant Siting Division. “…
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Dogs Wearing Pantyhose: Owners Put Tights On Their Canines In China

People seem to have a love-hate relationship with dogs dressed up like humans, but that hasn’t stopped the Internet from churning out more ridiculous memes. The latest installment: Dogs wearing pantyhose (OK, we’re classing it up a bit, Dis Magazine called it “bitches wearing pantyhose”) is a trend picking up in China, according to Sharp Daily, a Hong Kong news site.
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Man ‘took 40,000 ecstasy tablets’

At the height of his use, the man – known as “Mr A” – was taking 25 tablets a day, Psychosomatics journal revealed. The 37-year-old still had trouble with short-term memory problems seven years after he stopped taking the drug. Doctors at St George’s Hospital, London said Mr A’s case was extreme, but showed ecstasy’s long-term effects. It is possible to become psychologically dependent on the feelings associated with ecstasy but heavy daily use is extremely rare and it is not thought that people can become physically dependent Martin Barnes, DrugScope The doctors said it was the largest reported ecstasy lifetime consumption by one person, the previous being around 2,000 tablets. Writing in Psychosomatics, they say Mr A reported he had used ecstasy between the ages of 21 and 30. For two years, he took five tablets every weekend, rising to an average of 3.5 tablets per day for the next three years, then soaring to 25 tablets a day over the next four years.
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The Tunnel People That Live Under The Streets Of America

Did you know that there are thousands upon thousands of homeless people that are living underground beneath the streets of major U.S. cities?  It is happening in Las Vegas, it is happening in New York City and it is even happening in Kansas City.  As the economy crumbles, poverty in the United States isabsolutely exploding and so is homelessness.  In addition to the thousands of “tunnel people” living under the streets of America, there are also thousands that are living in tent cities, there are tens of thousands that are living in their vehicles and there are more than a million public school children that do not have a home to go back to at night.  The federal government tells us that the recession “is over” and that “things are getting better”, and yet poverty and homelessness in this country continue to rise with no end in sight.  So what in the world are things going to look like when the next economic crisis hits?
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Amsterdam to create ‘scum villages’

Amsterdam is to create “Scum villages” where nuisance neighbours and anti-social tenants will be exiled from the city and rehoused in caravans or containers with “minimal services” under constant police supervision.
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US won’t be returning to moon, NASA chief says

America won’t be repeating that historic one small step anytime soon — not according to NASA chief Charlie Bolden, anyway. “NASA is not going to the Moon with a human as a primary project probably in my lifetime,” Bolden told a joint meeting of the Space Studies Board and the Aeronautics and Space Engineering Board in Washington last week
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I quit: Joel Osteen target of elaborate hoax

As many of you may know, and may have heard in the news recently, many of my sermons have deviated from traditional Christian doctrine. I have been accused of altering the ‘message’ to fit my own doctrine and dogma. Others have accused me of preaching ‘feel good Christianity’. I have also been accused of profiting greatly from my ministry, with my books and television deals. Many of their criticisms are legitimate. What they don’t know is that deep down in my heart, for a number of years now, I have been questioning the faith, Christianity and whether Jesus Christ is really my, or anyone’s, ‘savior’. I believe now that the Bible is a fallible, flawed, highly inconsistent history book that has been altered hundreds of times. There is zero evidence the Bible is the holy word of God. In fact, there is zero evidence “God” even exists. No God worth believing in is going to send you to Hell for not believing in him. Not even the worst sinner and scum of the Earth deserves eternal torment
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The Sex Education Racket

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FBI vs ODB

✰ I Got Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s FBI File
Some gems include: “The WTC is heavily involved in the sale of drugs, illegal guns, weapons possession, murder, carjacking and other types of violent crime.” [p5] Connections to the murder of Robert “Pooh” Johnson and Jerome “Boo Boo” Estrella. [p6] Connection to murder of Ishamael “Hoody” Kourma. [p13] A shoot-out with the NYPD. [p15] Arrest for felony possession of body armour. [p16] Connections to the Bloods Gang. [p17] Found in possession of large bags full of paper currency. [p40] Details of his being robbed and shot while staying in the Kingston projects. [p45]
✰ Heroin in a burrito allegedly smuggled by L.A. County deputy into courthouse jail
In a sign of how serious officials consider the smuggling problem to be, the Sheriff’s Department recently recorded a former deputy, now in state prison, as he explained what led him to help inmates sneak in heroin, marijuana and methamphetamine. In the video, Peter Felix tearfully recounts from behind bars how his fall from grace started with taking a burrito to an inmate. The video is meant to serve as a cautionary tale for other deputies. In Marin’s case, prosecutors allege that at least two other unnamed individuals conspired with him. According to the indictment, one of those individuals contacted the other to discuss using a deputy to get narcotics into the Airport Courthouse jail. Several days later, the two met at a sheriff’s jailhouse. One instructed the other to get the drugs and stuff them into a “food item,” the indictment states.
✰ Man surrenders 94 hamsters to MSPCA
More than 90 hamsters were found in one man’s apartment, well-cared for and kept in aquariums, buckets and Tupperware containers. The Boehm Street man had 94 hamsters in total and decided on his own it was just too many. He went to the MSPCA’s Small Animal Shelter at Nevins Farm in Methuen last week to let officials there know he had a large number of hamsters he wanted to surrender. “The situation was not dire, so we asked him to wait a week so we could prepare for them,” said Mike Keiley, director at the Methuen shelter.
✰ Cocaine: The New Front Lines
Since 2000, cultivation of coca leaves—cocaine’s raw material—plunged 65% in Colombia, to 141,000 acres in 2010, according to United Nations figures. In the same period, cultivation surged more than 40% in Peru, to 151,000 acres, and more than doubled in Bolivia, to 77,000 acres. More important, Bolivia and Peru are now making street-ready cocaine, whereas they once mostly supplied raw ingredients for processing in Colombia. In 2010, Peru may have passed Colombia as the world’s biggest producer, according to the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration. Between 2009 and 2010, Peru’s potential to produce cocaine grew 44%, to 325 metric tons. In 2010, Colombia’s potential production was 270 metric tons.
✰ Mother jailed for raping daughter in bizarre sex education lessons
A MOTHER of four who subjected her 11-year-old daughter to a “bizarre sex education” was jailed for four years yesterday. The 37-year-old Sunshine Coast mother used her mobile phone to create three films showing her raping her youngest child and exposed her to other sexual activity “in response to repeated questions”. Judge John Robertson said the mother, through her “selfish criminal conduct”, had deprived her daughter of the right to “a wholesome and loving relationship with her mother”. He said while sexual offences against children by their own mothers were “rare”, the community acting through the courts should denounce “this shocking conduct” with a significant punishment.
✰ Breast Augmentation with Saline breast implants
This 23 year old patient from Menifee, California (Riverside County) had always been self conscience about her left breast. It seemed as if she had an additional breast and nipple on that left side. She had been thinking about breast augmentation surgery for quite a while but wanted to find a board certified plastic surgeon who would also address her 3rd breast on the left side. This condition is known as a supernumerary breast tissue which are a common minor congenital malformation that consists of nipples and/or related tissue in addition to the 2 nipples normally appearing on the chest.
✰ Accessory breast tissue
A 27-year-old woman presented with a soft, non-tender lump in the right groin, with cyclical pain during menstruation. After surgical excision, histopathology revealed normal breast tissue. Accessory breasts occur in 0·4-6% of women along the milk line which runs from axilla to groin.
✰ 5 more dirty tricks: Social engineers’ latest pick-up lines
You may now be savvy enough to know that when a friend reaches out on Facebook and says they’ve been mugged in London and are in desperate need of cash, that it’s a scam. But social engineers, the criminals that pull off these kinds of ploys by trying to trick you, are one step ahead. Social engineering attacks are getting more specific, according to Chris Hadnagy author of Social Engineering: The Art of Human Hacking. “Targeted attacks are earning social engineers better results,” he said. What that means is they may need to do more work to find out personal information, and it may take longer, but the payoff is often larger. “Attacks now are not just a broad spam effort, sending out a million emails with an offer for Viagra,” said Hadnagy. “These are now individual attacks where they are going after people one by one.”
✰ Top 20 arguments having a dog causes families
A new study shows ‘man’s best friend’ can also be his worst enemy as it triggers up to three rows every single day.   That’s the equivalent of 156 quarrels every year – or 1,997 over the average pooch’s life expectancy of 12.8 years.   And the spats range from disagreeing about who should take the dog for a walk, feeding them too many treats and what to do with them when going away.
✰ Grisly find reveals Indonesia’s fixation with black magic
In all, the graves of 24 children had been exhumed on the same night in a co-ordinated action. Police have yet to make an arrest and the investigation continues, but few are in doubt about the motivation of the grave robbers. ”It was for black magic,” Sapari says. ”Maybe for immunity, or strength … or maybe to make yourself disappear.” Ki Kusumo, anointed by several magazines as Indonesia’s most popular paranormal, says: ”There are plenty of cases like this. It’s just that they don’t always make the media.” He says deceased virgin teenage girls are particularly sought after and ”families have to guard the tomb for 40 days” after burial. In Indramayu in West Java, he says he knows of babies born on an auspicious day in the Javanese calendar being kidnapped and beheaded. ”The heads are buried in the front of the person’s house. They believe, this way, they will become wealthy.”
✰ Not Just the Wendrows: Sex Abuse Cases Dismissed After Facilitated Communication
In the early 1990s, the Wheatons were part of a disturbing trend: families whose autistic children accused them of sexual abuse — allegations leveled through a technique called facilitated communication. The technique involves a trained person called a facilitator, who holds a disabled person’s arm while they type on a keyboard. But in case after case, charges against accused parents were dropped or dismissed and questions were raised about whether facilitators were, in fact, guiding their young clients to type the unthinkable accusations. The cases caught the attention of the American Psychological Association. In 1994, the association deemed the technique an “unproved communicative procedure with no scientifically demonstrated support for its efficacy,” a position it continues to stand behind today.
✰ Woman says her fake penis got her fired
IS THAT a Fruit-A-Freeze in your pocket – or are you just happy to see me? A northeastern Pennsylvania woman is suing a South Jersey-based maker of frozen treats and other snack foods, claiming that she was wrongfully fired because she wore a prosthetic penis to work. Pauline Davis, 45, wore the device to the J&J; Snack Foods plant in Moosic, Lackawanna County, while she contemplated a gender change, according to a federal civil-rights complaint filed Wednesday in U.S. District Court in Scranton. She confided in several co-workers about the device, and someone told management, according to the complaint. She subsequently was fired from her job as a packer/line inspector. Her termination, she claims, was discriminatory because a male co-worker who wore female clothing and prostheses and took hormone treatments was not fired nor disciplined.
✰ Girls Licking Doorknobs
It seems like Japan is in the news, more often than not, for bizarre activities. The latest that’s making waves on the internet is a Tumblr blog with pictures of girls licking doorknobs. The work belongs to illustrator Ryuko Azuma, who says the idea started as many good ones do – with a drunken tweet. Famous for his sexy, edgy drawings, one night he tweeted that a collection of photos of a girl licking a doorknob would be a big hit. Azuma says he wouldn’t have done anything about it if the tweet had gone unnoticed. But as luck would have it, it didn’t. A 21-year-old photographer, Ai Ehara, replied to the tweet and that was how the ‘Doorknob Girl’ was launched. Ehara herself posed as the first Doorknob Girl, but when the site went viral, they began to hire several other models for the job. According to Ehara the idea was ‘extraordinarily unusual’.
✰ Man’s marimba iPhone ring stops Mahler symphony dead
“The symphony ends incredibly quietly so there was literally no way that we could go on, Gilbert told NBC News. “So I stopped the music and I asked the general vicinity where the sound was coming from ‘please turn off your cellphone.’ And I had to ask several times…” In the ensuing pause, some in the audience reportedly called for blood, shouting: “Kick him out!” and “$1,000 fine!” the witness recounted. Gilbert quietly employed shame until the offender — described as an elderly man by another blogger — confirmed that the phone was off. Before continuing with the concert, Gilbert apologized and explained that normally it’s best to ignore such disturbances, but he said this was “so egregious that I could not allow it.” This was the first time Gilbert has stopped the orchestra for a violation of the “cell-phones off” rule, a media contact at the symphony said, but at least the second time that it has happened in the symphony’s history.
✰ Shithouse Restaurant serves dinners in mini-toilets
Co-owner Feng Lu said: ‘We had the idea when we were discussing one of the worst restaurants we’d ever eaten in and one of us said it had been a real toilet. So we decided to see if we could make a restaurant that was just one big toilet.
✰ Deal reached in case of accused phony doctor offering breast exams
At the time of Winikoff’s arrest, the Broward Sheriff’s Office said he carried a little black bag to lend credibility to his claim of being a doctor. The first victim, 36 at the time, told detectives he started the exam by fondling her breasts, and she knew something was wrong when his hands wandered elsewhere.
✰ Swastika Earrings Reportedly No Longer For Sale At Brooklyn Jewelry Store
New York City Councilman Steve Levin, D-Brooklyn, visited Bejeweled in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, on Wednesday and met with owner Young Sook Kim, who agreed to remove them from the shelves, the Daily News reports. A day earlier, politicians and advocates told FoxNews.com that the earrings were the latest example of anti-Semitism in New York and New Jersey. Manhattan Borough President Scott Stringer demanded that the store immediately stop selling them. “Let me be clear — a swastika is not a fashion statement,” Stringer said in a statement to FoxNews.com. “It is the most hateful symbol in our culture, and an insult to any civilized person.” But the store’s manager defended the $5.99 earrings, saying the swastika is a symbol of eternity in Tibetan Buddhism, not just a symbol popularized by Nazi Germany. “It’s not a Nazi symbol,” Kim told FoxNews.com on Wednesday. “I don’t know what’s the problem. My earrings are coming from India as a Buddhist symbol.”
✰ ‘Anti-semitic’ car bombs were motivated by insurance fraud NOT racial hatred, say police
When a number of cars were firebombed in a Jewish neighbourhood, with racist graffiti nearby, police assumed that they were dealing with a hate crime. Community leaders were so outraged by the apparent anti-semitism in Midwood, an area of Brooklyn, that they organised a march against hate attended by more than 100 residents. But now police say that the cars were in fact torched as part of an insurance scam, and the abhorrent graffiti – including swastikas scrawled in the street – was an attempt by the fraudsters to cover their tracks.
✰ In Which Eben Moglen Like, Legit Yells at Me for Having Facebook
That’s the consequence of social media structures which encourage people to share using centralized databases, and everything they share is held by someone who is no friend of theirs who also runs the servers and collects the logs which contain all the information about who accesses what, the consequences of which is that we are creating systems of comprehensive surveillance in which a billion people are involved and those people’s lives are being lived under a kind of scrutiny which no secret police service is the 20th century could ever have aspired to achieve. And all of that data is being collected and sold by people whose goal it is to make a profit selling the ability to control human beings by knowing more about themselves than they know. Okay? That’s true of all this information all the time everywhere. The thing you’re working on is simply one of 100,000 implications of that disaster.
✰ Salmon DNA used in data storage device
Salmon … they’re good to eat, provide a livelihood for fishermen, are an important part of their ecosystem, and now it seems that they can store data. More specifically, their DNA can. Scientists from National Tsing Hua University in Taiwan and the Karlsruhe Institute of Technology in Germany have created a “write-once-read-many-times” (WORM) memory device, that combines electrodes, silver nanoparticles, and salmon DNA. While the current device is simply a proof-of-concept model, the researchers have stated that DNA could turn out to be a less expensive alternative to traditional inorganic materials such as silicon. The device is made up of a thin film of salmon DNA that has been impregnated with silver atoms, then sandwiched between two electrodes. When UV light is shone onto the system, the atoms cluster together into nanoparticles.
✰ Questions, perception prompt burger chains to ditch product ‘Pink Slime’
McDonald’s and two other fast-food chains have stopped using an ammonia-treated burger ingredient that meat industry critics deride as “pink slime.” The product remains widely used as low-fat beef filling in burger meat, including in school meals. But some consumer advocates worry that attacks on the product by food activist Jamie Oliver and others will discourage food manufacturers from developing new methods of keeping deadly pathogens out of their products.
✰ Bacon linked to higher risk of pancreatic cancer, says report
Eating 50g of processed meat every day – the equivalent to one sausage or two rashers of bacon – increases the risk by 19%, compared to people who do not eat processed meat at all. For people consuming double this amount of processed meat (100g), the increased risk jumps to 38%, and is 57% for those eating 150g a day. But experts cautioned that the overall risk of pancreatic cancer was relatively low – in the UK, the lifetime risk of developing the disease is one in 77 for men and one in 79 for women.
✰ Iran Sentences Alleged Video Game Developer ‘Spy’ to Death [UPDATE]
“After (working for DARPA), I went to Kuma (Games Company),” Hekmati was quoted as saying as part of his December “confession” according to Iran’s Tehran Times. “This computer company was receiving money from the CIA to (produce) and design and distribute for free special movies and games with the aim of manipulating public opinion in the Middle East. The goal of the company in question was to convince the people of Iran and the people of the entire world that whatever the U.S. does in other countries is a good measure.”
✰ Who Is Flying Unmanned Aircraft in the U.S.?
“Drones give the government and other unmanned aircraft operators a powerful new surveillance tool to gather extensive and intrusive data on Americans’ movements and activities,” said EFF Staff Attorney Jennifer Lynch. “As the government begins to make policy decisions about the use of these aircraft, the public needs to know more about how and why these drones are being used to surveil United States citizens.”
✰ IBM smashes Moore’s Law, cuts bit size to 12 atoms
IBM announced Thursday that after five years of work, its researchers have been able to reduce from about one million to 12 the number of atoms required to create a bit of data. The breakthrough may someday allow data storage hardware manufacturers to produce products with capacities that are orders of magnitude greater than today’s hard disk and flash drives. “Looking at this conservatively … instead of 1TB on a device you’d have 100TB to 150TB. Instead of being able to store all your songs on a drive, you’d be able to have all your videos on the device,” said Andreas Heinrich, IBM Research Staff Member and lead investigator on this project.
Man hides 38 caliber pistol up him Rectum in jail [Video]
A man wanted for murder in the Atlanta area was found with a gun in his jail cell, and lawmen believe he had that weapon hidden in his rectum when he was booked into jail. Michael Ward remains in the Onslow County jail after his arrest Monday morning. Deputies say the gun measures 10 inches, including a 4-1/2 inch barrel. Deputies say that Ward was searched and strip searched before he was placed into a holding cell. Jailers also made Ward perform what they call a “squat and cough” procedure.
✰ Comprehensive Experimental Analyses of Automotive Attack Surfaces [PDF]
Modern automobiles are pervasively computerized, and hence potentially vulnerable to attack. However, while previous research has shown that the internal networks within some modern cars are insecure, the associated threat model —requiring prior physical access—has justifiably been viewed as unrealistic. Thus, it remains an open question if automobiles can also be susceptible to remote compromise. Our work seeks to put this question to rest by systematically analyzing the external attack surface of a modern automobile. We discover that remote exploitation is feasible via a broad range of attack vectors (including mechanics tools, CD players, Bluetooth and cellular radio), and further, that wireless communications channels allow long distance vehicle control, location tracking, in-cabin audio exfiltration and theft. Finally, we discuss the structural characteristics of the automotive ecosystem that give rise to such problems and highlight the practical challenges in mitigating them
✰ The hidden danger of touchscreens
Ergonomic risks are not new to computer users. Laptops and netbooks, whose sales now outnumber desktop computers by more than two to one, pose their own health-related problems. But the rise of the touchscreen means both new kinds of health hazards and more usage in risky scenarios.
✰ Halle Berry plays a white woman in Cloud Atlas
White actors “blacking up” for a role has become taboo, but Halle Berry is happy to do the opposite. The black American actress agreed to “white up” for her performance in a forthcoming adaptation of David Mitchell’s acclaimed novel Cloud Atlas.
✰ Milky Way Crammed With 100 Billion Alien Worlds?
Last year, using the exoplanets discovered by the Kepler space telescope as a guide, astronomers took a statistical stab at estimating the number of exoplanets that exist in our galaxy. They came up with at least 50 billion alien worlds. Today, astronomers from the Space Telescope Science Institute (STScI) in Baltimore, Md., and the PLANET (Probing Lensing Anomalies NETwork) collaboration have taken their own stab at the “galactic exoplanetary estimate” and think there are at least 100 billion worlds knocking around the Milky Way. Why has the estimate doubled? The key difference here are the methods used to detect alien worlds orbiting distant stars.
✰ The New York Times public editor’s very public utterance
Thursday, Arthur Brisbane, the public editor of the New York Times, went to his readers with a question: “I’m looking for reader input on whether and when New York Times news reporters should challenge ‘facts’ that are asserted by newsmakers they write about.” Brisbane (who, as public editor, speaks only for himself, not the Times) referred to two recent stories: the claim that Clarence Thomas had “misunderstood” a financial reporting form when he left out key information, and Mitt Romney’s assertion that President Obama gives speeches “apologising” for America. Brisbane asked whether news reporters should have the freedom to investigate and respond to those comments. The reaction from readers was swift, voluminous, negative and incredulous. “Is this a joke? THIS IS YOUR JOB.” “If the purpose of the NYT is to be an inoffensive container for ad copy, then by all means continue to do nothing more than paraphrase those press releases.”
✰ Totally drug-resistant TB emerges in India
Physicians in India have identified a form of incurable tuberculosis there, raising further concerns over increasing drug resistance to the disease1. Although reports call this latest form a “new entity”, researchers suggest that it is instead another development in a long-standing problem. The discovery makes India the third country in which a completely drug-resistant form of the disease has emerged, following cases documented in Italy in 20072 and Iran in 20093. However, data on the disease, dubbed totally drug-resistant tuberculosis (TDR-TB), are sparse, and official accounts may not provide an adequate indication of its prevalence. Giovanni Migliori, director of the World Health Organization (WHO) Collaborating Centre for Tuberculosis and Lung Diseases in Tradate, Italy, suggests that TDR-TB is a deadlier iteration of the highly resistant forms of TB that have been increasingly reported over the past decade. “Totally resistant TB is not new at all,” he says.
“>✰ Network [Video]
Information technology has become a ubiquitous presence. By visualizing the processes that underlie our interactions with this technology we can trace what happens to the information we feed into the network.
✰ Drake Confronts LA Face Tattoo Artist
My whole deal with people wanting completely outrageous and potentially life-ruining tattoos is this: I’ll ask them three times if they really think it’s a good idea, I tell them what the potential consequences of getting a tattoo on their face might be, and after that, the bad decision is on them. I believe that people get the tattoos that they deserve…I guess I feel bad that this dumbass got the name of the softest motherfucker in hip-hop tattooed on her forehead. But what makes that any less valid of a tattoo to her?… I lost a little sleep over it that first night, wondering if I wanted to be known as the asshole who tattooed “DRAKE” on some crackhead’s forehead.
✰ Sir Isaac Newton’s Occult Studies Online
it took me awhile to search online for Newton’s occult writings about the Philosopher’s Stone (the mythical element that would turn lead to gold and provide a means to immortality), the Tarot, astrology, alchemy, magic, and the end of the world. Newton also wrote of Atlantis in his Chronology of Ancient Kingdoms. He concealed these works to avoid criticism. When he died, these papers were considered ‘unfit to publish.’ When they finally surfaced in 1936 after being kept for centuries in the Earl of Portsmouth’s attic, they were auctioned. One of the people who eagerly bought and read Newton’s secret writings was John Maynard Keynes – there’s some food for thought as the world’s economic crisis deepens. After reading them, Keynes reportedly said, “Newton was not the first of the age of reason, he was the last of the magicians.”
Hitler reacts to SOPA. [Video]
“Don’t cry, Disney owns the right to that emotion.”
✰ Juicing medical marijuana the latest trend in amazing cures
The current methods of taking in medical marijuana include: Smoking, vaporizing, ingesting edibles, and reducing THC hemp into a vial of concentrated hemp oil. They all have healing qualities, but the concentrated hemp oil that Rick Simpson discovered seems to have been the most efficacious form of medical marijuana, at least up to now (http://www.naturalnews.com/027756_cancer_cure_Big_Pharma.html). Now it appears that Dr. William Courtney, MD, has discovered the best way to take in CBDs and other beneficial cannabinoids without the THC becoming psychoactive even though it’s still in the plant: Eating or juicing the whole raw marijuana plant. Dr. Courtney explains that heating marijuana destroys enzymes and excites the THC’s psychoactive effects. But if ingested raw the CBD takes over, and dramatic healing activity occurs without the high.
✰ Is the Head of One Tyrant Worth the Lives of Millions?
Is the head of one tyrant worth the lives of millions and the pain of billions?  Sadly, throughout the most of history people have been convinced that this is a fair trade, and that the ends somehow justify the means. Unfortunately, the only ends in any war are violence, murder and a total decline in civilization.  Maybe some oil companies get some contracts, some arms manufacturers get some sales and some governments pick up some land, but nothing is ever really accomplished in war.  A war with Iran is no different, it will do nothing but bring more pain to the innocent people of this world and ensure that the United States will repeat the same fate suffered by the ancient Roman Empire.
✰ Rick Santorum’s End Times Theory About a Nuclear Iran
While talking about Iran—whose nuclear facilities the former Pennsylvania senator recently said he would bomb if they weren’t opened to international arms inspectors—Santorum noted that one of the regime’s enrichment facilities is located near the city of Qom, home to the Jamkaran mosque, which houses an ancient well considered sacred to some Shia Muslims. According to local belief, Santorum said, the Mahdi—”he’s the equivalent in some respects to a Jesus figure—was going to come back at the end of times and lead Shia Islam to the ruin of the world and peace and justice. That’s what their end of times scenario is.” He continued: Well he comes back at a time of great chaos. So there are many who speculate that there are folks over in Iran who wouldn’t mind creating a time of great chaos for religious reasons. And the fact they built this nuclear program in the city next to where this man is supposed to return leads one to the think that there may be more to it…
✰ Tweeting the word ‘drill’ could mean your Twitter account is read by government spies
Simply using a word or phrase from the DHS’s ‘watch’ list could mean that spies from the government read your posts, investigate your account, and attempt to identify you from it, acccording to an online privacy group. The words which attract attention range from ones seemingly related to diseases or bioweapons such as ‘human to animal’ and ‘outbreak’ to other, more obscure words such as ‘drill’ and ‘strain’. The DHS also watches for words such as ‘illegal immigrant’. The DHS outlined plans to scans blogs, Twitter and Facebook for words such as ‘illegal immigrant’, ‘outbreak’, ‘drill’, ‘strain’, ‘virus’, ‘recovery’, ‘deaths’, ‘collapse’, ‘human to animal’ and ‘trojan’, according to an ‘impact asssessment’ document filed by the agency. When its search tools net an account using the phrases, they record personal information.
✰ The New York Times misleading public on Iran
The claim that there is “a recent assessment by the International Atomic Energy Agency that Iran’s nuclear programme has a military objective” is misguided. As Washington Post’s Ombudsman Patrick Pexton noted on December 9: But the IAEA report does not say Iran has a bomb, nor does it say it is building one, only that its multiyear effort pursuing nuclear technology is sophisticated and broad enough that it could be consistent with building a bomb. Indeed, if you try now to find the offending paragraph on the New York Times website, you can’t. They took it down. But there is no note, like there is supposed to be, acknowledging that they changed the article, and that there was something wrong with it before. Sneaky, huh?
✰ World’s worst places: Top 10 places you do not want to visit in 2012
The places on this list are the bad places. Some have run out of hope. Others have fought war for so long it is the new normal. Most are exceptionally dangerous and heartbreaking. And while none of them are fighting for write-ups by travel bloggers or inspiring travel with the NetJet set, some of these locations may someday be on the travel map. After all, it was not long ago that current hot-spots like Cambodia and Croatia would have made such a list.
✰ ‘Doomsday Clock’ Ticks One Minute Toward Destruction
In a sign of pessimism about humanity’s future, scientists today set the hands of the infamous “Doomsday Clock” forward one minute from two years ago. “It is now five minutes to midnight,” Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (BAS) director Kennette Benedict announced today (Jan. 10) at a press conference in Washington, D.C. That represents a symbolic step closer to doomsday, a change from the clock’s previous mark of six minutes to midnight, set in January 2010.  The clock is a symbol of the threat of humanity’s imminent destruction from nuclear or biological weapons, climate change and other human-caused disasters. In making their deliberations about how to update the clock’s time, the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists focused on the current state of nuclear arsenals around the globe, disastrous events such as the Fukushima nuclear meltdown, and biosecurity issues such as the creation of an airborne H5N1 flu strain
✰ Mass Suicide Threats at Xbox 360 Plant
On Jan. 2, over 300 employees at a Foxconn plan in Wuhan, China threatened to throw themselves off a building in a mass suicide. Foxconn makes Microsoft, Nintendo and Sony products. These workers manufacture Xbox 360s. According to Chinese anti-government website China Jasmine Revolution (via Watch China Times), the workers were protesting denied compensation they were promised. On Jan. 2, the workers asked for a raise. Foxconn told them they could either keep their jobs with no pay increase or quit and get compensation. Most decided to quit with compensation. However, the agreement was supposedly terminated, and the workers never received their payments. Website Record China reported that the uproar the incident actually caused Xbox 360 production to be temporarily suspended. The mayor of Wuhan intervened to talk down the group down, and on Jan. 3 at 9pm, the group of 300 decided not to jump, ending what could have been a deadly game of chicken.
✰ My Guantánamo Nightmare
ON Wednesday, America’s detention camp at Guantánamo Bay will have been open for 10 years. For seven of them, I was held there without explanation or charge. During that time my daughters grew up without me. They were toddlers when I was imprisoned, and were never allowed to visit or speak to me by phone. Most of their letters were returned as “undeliverable,” and the few that I received were so thoroughly and thoughtlessly censored that their messages of love and support were lost. Some American politicians say that people at Guantánamo are terrorists, but I have never been a terrorist. Had I been brought before a court when I was seized, my children’s lives would not have been torn apart, and my family would not have been thrown into poverty. It was only after the United States Supreme Court ordered the government to defend its actions before a federal judge that I was finally able to clear my name and be with them again.
✰ Warren Jeffs bans sex in his fundamentalist Mormon congregation until he gets out of prison (He’s serving a life sentence plus 20 years)
Warren Jeffs, the convicted rapist leader of a fundamentalist Mormon cult, has banned sex until he gets out of prison.  Jeffs is serving a life sentence plus 20 years in Texas after he was convicted of raping a 12 and a 15-year-old girl. He has already kicked one member who dared to sleep with his own wife after Jeffs declared that all marriages are void until he can return and ‘seal’ them. ‘He has predicted that the walls in the prison where he’s at will fall and crumble,’ Joni Holm, who has many relatives in the polygamous sect, told the Desert News. Thanks Jasmine.

 

 

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– De La Soul – Say No Go
Crew II – Five Dollar High
& Method Man – Da Rockwilder
– Tonight’s Da Night
La Soul – Me, Myself And I
Underground – Humpty Dance
Brothers – Straight Out The Jungle
– Sound Of Da Police
Marl feat. MC Shan – Marley Scratch
Of Bazerk – Change The Style
– Incarcerated Scarfaces
feat. K-Solo & Redman – Head banger
Rick – Treat Her Like a Prostitute
Flash & Fab Five Freddie/Wild Style
Trouble – Wild Style
Nubian – Slow Down
Of Ceremony – Sexy
& Smooth – Sometimes I Rhyme Slow
Fuck that, people sleep on Nice & Smooth
– Nice & Smooth – Hip Hop Junkies
Who directed this video, Gregory Dark?!
Schnickens – la schmoove
This one’s for the Donnnnnnnnnn!!!!
of the New School – Classic Material
Don’t sleep on this song, son-son!
La Soul – A Roller Skating Jam Named “Saturdays”
Back to the feelgood
Enemy – Miuzi Weights A Ton
Without these guys most of this shit nowadays wouldn’t exist!
Enemy – Shut Em Down
This is dedicated to you AMERIKKKA!
Enemy – Rebel Without a Pause Live on MTV
X – Buck whylin
Listen to the Black Flag ‘Rise Above’ sample!
B & Rakim – MICROPHONE FIEND
Bass – Gas Face
DMC- Rock Box
Mix-A-Lot – Iron Man
Mc’s – Travelling At The Speed Of Thought
D – I Don’t Like Rock’n’Roll
Holy Shit!
– “Cars That Go Boom”
Alice Cooper – School’s Out
Fallout Shelter Handbook 1962
Klux Kramer
– Slow motion high FPS compilation
Thnx Ryan Kitson
‘Kramer’s’ Racial Tirade
Brains – At the movies – 1979
Thnx Espo
Can You Get Dear With A Dead Deer?
Wisconsin motion argues sex with animal carcass not a crime
Man calls police when DEA agents take his pot
Girls
The shady one-man corporation that’s destroying hip-hop
How to Hack a Coke Machine – WikiHow
Motorhead to sponsor under-10 Soccer team
Thnx Leo
gotta) fight for your right (to party)
Riot – Party All Night
Beastie Boys Totally Ripped This Off…
Order – Confusion
Such a great video!
And The Ants – Ant Rap
Back when everyone was jumping on the bandwagon.
& The Ants – Prince Charming
Dentist shortage leads man to superglue own tooth
Crystal Meth Accapela
commercial
Get A Job!
Russian artist makes his erotic works according to fairy tales
Tesla – the missing secrets of Nikola Tesla
Meth use ‘behind crumbling euros’
eBay: A SET OF 6 SUPER SPERM CLIPPER LIGHTERS, FUNNY DESIGNS!
BITERZ!
‘Toon Room
Girl Shits Hottub
I Smell A Fake!
Pakistan ‘kidney bazaar’ thrives
knockoff*project
Album cover spoofs, goofs, tributes, send ups, near misses and coincedences.
The (relatively unknown) Tunguska Explosion of 1908
Air Guitar Shirt!
Monkey Kissing Prank Video
Slip ’em some tongue, so wrong!
Pelican Eats Living Pigeon Video
on Japanese TV
BoxOfApples – Fruit Crate Label Art
Freestyle
mytits15
Bronson Wears Too Much Cologne
20th Century Modern DJ Table – $10k
The Edge trailer
BURTON TRIBUTE
Locksport International visual picking guide – in comic book form
Naked man arrested on weapon charge
“Sheehan replied that he had hidden a screwdriver in his anal cavity”
Fire breaks out at Salt Lake crematorium
“Fire officials said the six-hundred pound man was in being cremated when his body fluids were too much for the oven. The body fluids seeped out onto the floor and ignited causing a fire at the Garner Funeral Home in Salt Lake City.”
Steve Powers – Takin’ It Back To The Streets This Weekend
‘Only 50 years left’ for sea fish
Thnx 323
Timothy Leary’S Last Trip (LSD)
LSD – The Beyond Within
How to Make a Hollow Book
Red Balloon – short film 1956
Angelo Double Guitar – Salvador-BA-Brazil
Malsteem-Guitar solos
buckethead
theme
Trick- Alan Thicke Interview 1983
5 Neck Guitar
Blackmore shreds.
Halen Guitar solo 1978
N’ Roses_-_The Godfather Theme
Exclusive Hipster Hangout: Everyone Welcome – New York Times
Mary-Kate Olsen’s New Man Revealed!
Olsen Twin And Snow Twin
Retro Pinup Lingerie Photos – Pinup Models – Winky Tiki Photography – Glamour Photographer
Gator Gets Deer
Guy finally washes hair after 26 years
Pelican attacks pigeon
Hot Chick
Chinastic| Contemporary Arts Exhibition in Nanjing
Holy Flying Furry Penises!
Peter Gorman | Naked Rooms
Naughty Aliens
Sells O’s
the Pigeon
Burt Gets Down. Thnx Espo
Face Transformer
Web could be terror training camp: Chertoff
Thnx 323
Tyson doing the monster mash
P
Kicks of the Week
Tragedy Befalls Lafayette Streetwear Scene
St. Ides Commercial
Ides Commercial – 2Pac & Snoop Dogg
Cube – St Ides Malt Liquor Commercial
Makes Yer Jimmy Thicker!
“Michelle, the pass around girl”
Avril Lavigne Drunken Upskirt Pictures
Toshio Matsumoto – for the damaged right eye
Bush Moves Toward Martial Law
Global ecosystems ‘face collapse’
Thnx 323
Refuse Resist played by 10 yr olds
New Caster Rapist
Gorilla Picks Butt And Eats It
Tesco condemned for selling pole dancing toy
The ¬£49.97 kit comprises a chrome pole extendible to 8ft 6ins, a ‘sexy dance garter’ and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.
Old Time Radio at The Monster Club
Scary Stories For All You Kool Ghouls!
Inmate uses laxatives to flee jail
Willie
Humping Iron
CBGB’s – NYC – October 13, 2006
Panorama Photography
Red Raven Animated Records
Rotting Bacon
Official Celebrity Bra Size List
Man shells out £14k on army tank for supermarket run
Squirt Power – Supa Soka
NSFW
Clay Aiken Slash Fiction
Macro Cat Tongue
Rat Salad
Hawk Fatality Move
Wikipedia:Picture of the day
Monique Coleman Wardrobe Malfunction On “DANCING WITH THE STARS”
I’m Not On The List, I’m Naked
LEGO Flamethrower
Spanaway Man Accused Of Having Sex With Dog
girl skates under 40 cars
The Legend of 11 Spring Street
Boong-Ga Boong-Ga – Anal Probing Arcade Game!
Experts create invisibility cloak
Thnx Leo
Suicide note leads to dismembered body
“…a woman‚Äôs charred head in a pot, her arms and legs in the oven and her torso in the refrigerator…”
Developmentally Disabled Man Sodomized At Bowling Alley
sexually abused with a plumbing snake
Free adult friendly image host
Touchscreen Pervert Games
Friday The 13th Fantasy Trading Cards
Sci Fi Sexy Rangers
Nude Album Art
More Titties
Titties
News Report
Thnx ‘Spo
K-Fed Gets Dissed Then Dropped
Thnx Espo
Dogg’s – Hood of Horror – Death Tag
US Congress launches probe into virtual economies
They Wanna Tax Avatars Now
Tripping Your Way to Sobriety
‘Acid’ as a Cure for Alcoholism
Human species ‘may split in two’
yr old Cutesy Girl Graffiti…awwwww!!!
raphappy
Tyson Returning to Ring; May Fight Women
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
The Cocaine Energy Drink
I’m waiting for Diet Cocaine
Rebels – Old School Graffiti – Part 3
Rebels – Old School Graffiti – Part 2
Rebels – Old School Graffiti – Part 1
Toilet Bowl Kids Costume
Just asking for trouble!
Pee In The Water! Fish Penis Parasite!
Woman gives birth to grandchild
Hippie Halloween Costumes
Troops battle 10-foot marijuana plants
Dean chides students over ‘ghetto’ party
partygoers carried 40-ounce bottles of malt liquor and wore Afro wigs, necklaces with large medallions and name tags bearing traditionally black and Hispanic names
Court upholds right to protest topless
Rapatronic Nuclear Photographs
Lindsay Lohan Camel Toe
The Dark Side of Saturn
Wooden Chopper Motorcycle
Z “The Truth Behind Hip Hop”
IN THE BIBLE CHRIST SAYS HE’S THE ROCK……HMMMM JAY Z SAYS HE’S THE ROC…..ROCA WEAR…ROC A FELLA….BUT I GUESS THATS NOTHING EITHER!?!?
How can limbo just be abolished?
Lightning exits woman’s bottom
A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.
Carnivorous Plant Eats Mouse At French Garden
“Mahna Mahna”
Disneyland Orgy
– Harley Davidson
Bardot & Serge Gainsbourg – Comic Strip
Pop Art!
Bardot & Serge Gainsbourg – Bonnie & Clyde
Summer – Love To Love You Baby (1975)
Gainsbourg: Lemon Incest
Smoke Dust!
do You Like Angel Dust?”…
This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us – Sparks
Teen ‘wants to buy dungeon house’
Pink prison makes Texan inmates blush
Police Find Burgers Sprinkled With Pot
sex in a car, caught on helicopter gunship cam
DECONSTRUCTING ROY LICHTENSTEIN
in stomach
Sports – Dominican Today
Nazi Croats form human swastika
Pinball Eye View Photos
Academy – Compressed Versions of Best Pictures
Volkswagen UK > Beetle Art
Thriller
Albino moose
Lion
Moulded Gourds
The Kid From Brooklyn on Starbucks
vs Cops
whitney music box var. 0 – chromatic – 48 tines
Charmer
Thnx Neck Face
Atelier de Dominique Regnier artiste sculpteur à Souillac dans le lot
Rhinos attack newborn calf
Yellow Flesh: The Twisted World of Simpsons Erotica
Starship Enterprise model boldly sold for $576,000
Cat has a toilet flushing obsession
Battle of The Album Covers
Wow!
Infamy (Widescreen) – Wal-Mart
Knowledge
– Heaven & Hell Ft Ghostface
Pound-New York New York
Dog – Fuck Compton
– Straight Outta Compton
Mellancamp Takes It Like A Champ
gives backrub
run!
Lolita TV
The Best of Both Worlds
you sucker punch Dee Snyder…
Thnx NXck FXce
THE “BRIEF SAFE”
The Virgins © Tim Barber Рtinyvices.com
Bong – Facts of Life
Thnx Leo!
Peachez In The Tub
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Don’t clean off that graffiti – it’s an art installation
Scale Model Archive – Cities
Four Squeezins Play Flinstones
PingPongPixel
Giants and Girls Galleries–B-Movie and Art Archives Featuring Damsels in Distress Menaced by Giants, Freaks, Gorillas, Mutants, and Other Monsters
Bodhisattva
Giant isopod
Adwalker: Wearable.Media.Solutions
Gaultier swaps Size O models for ‘Size 20’
Cock-A-Doodle
Lee trying the Calvin Klein kiddie porn campaign idea down in Oz
Lee’s Lolita OK, board rules
GayGamer.net
(Lots More) Superheroine Fantasies
The Most Offensive Thing Tommy Lee Has Ever Put In His Mouth
Teledildonics – Lego Vibrator – The Fuck-o-matic
I Want Candy
3DVulva.com
Nudes in Monster Masks
Clothed Porn
Futurotica
Playboy Presents – The Women Of McDonalds
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Torture!
10 years already…IRAK
Little Superstar Has a Posse
Kollywood Donkey Kong
triptape
Larry Clark’s KIDS
Via MySpace
DSM SKWAD RIGHT UNDER NEWARK POLICE NOSES!!! DAMN WE SOME KILLAZ
‘Scarface’ Cheney speech
Torture Bill States Non-Allegiance To Bush Is Terrorism
How To Pack eBAy Stuff…
Marijuana initiative gets Idaho high court’s go-ahead
15 yr old rapist sentenced to 30-60 years
coolgirl365
WTF
WORLDS YOUNGEST HAM
NPR : Looking to Cash In on a Punk Rock Youth
Ramones Alarm Clock
Welcome to Colourful Coffins
Damn Interesting » The Halifax Disaster
Broadway Joe Shirt Sighting
WOLVERINE CLAWS
eBay: PRACTICAL MANUAL OF SEXUAL RITUALS IN BLACK MAGIC, 1934 (item 280031395851 end time Oct-02-06 19:35:00 PDT)
hamster sudoku
‘Evil’ pervert built super computer to store one of Britain’s largest child porn collections | News | This is London
‘Box Man’ to pay $600 for freedom
Pictures of Arnold Schwarzenegger – The Greatest Bodybuilder of All-Time
Sock Monkey Wearables
Remote Controled Farting Teddy Bear
Space tourist, crew touch down
Bob’s BBQ & Grill Restaurant Home of the World’s Largest Hamburger and Slow Smoked BBQ
Egg Cuber
The Desolation of Somalia
Gold horse gives Japanese kids the royal treatment
The price is as hefty as the 30-kilogram (80-pound) golden toy — 150 million yen (1.28 million dollars).
Revenge Bomb over Broken Glasses
A man upset that his neighbor’s children helped break his wife’s eyeglasses is accused of trying to bomb the neighbor’s house in retaliation.
Korea – Military Parade – Arirang / Mass Games 2005
Mars Exploration Rover Mission: On The Rim of the Victoria Crater
Paul Lynde Clips
Boy attacked by squirrel
Punch
ON FIRE
dog
WFMU’s Beware of the Blog: Atari Music
Prostitute nabs crooked cop with his own badge
Peppersprayed for short changin’ cops
Steveo Jerked Off Behind Nicole Richie While She Slept
Rowanda Wooden Bikes
Bat Outta Hell
LineTo experimental by ~Volcanic-Penguin
Chubby Love
NSFW NFC Mucho Grande
Love Bugs
NSFW – Not Safe For Life
Taradice
Flirt Vodka
Home Groan Girls
George W. Bush Butt Plug
Christina Ricci Desecrates Her Body at Yeeeah!
Kinsey Institute International Encyclopedia of Sexuality
Screech Sex Tape Preview
Prison looks into ‘Katie’s Revenge’ tattoo
Taco Trucks
Free Bathrooms In Chinatown
MORRISSEY DANCE!
Exposition: Il était une fois Walt Disney
Geek Bling Ring
Dude, It’s the Baked Professor!
That Chicken
LSD and the No-Hitter
Thnx Tim Barber
Police don’t have to knock, justices say
The Flash Animation top 10
New – It’s Now – It’s Flash Cubes!
The 25 Sexiest Novels Ever Written
Troops storm luxury prison run by inmates
Israel’s latest in designer nothingness
It is the ultimate poseur’s paradise, according to BBC correspondent Ade Akintonwa. Cafe Like boasts the most fashionable menu ever – one with nothing on it.
Hogwarts School made with 50,000 matches
The metamorphosis
Yost’s nickname described a physical feature he grew into as a young man. His nickname was “Tits.”
“Orgasmatron 3000”
How to poach a salmon in a dishwasher
Beijing’s penis emporium
Military Spending Infographics
Krazy Kids Items – a photoset on Flickr
One-Eyed Child
Cannon Montage
Movin’ Meat: Delicate Situation
The Adventures of Goopy and Bagha (1968) – Ghost Dance Sequence
Superstar”
Thnx EM
Skateboarding Without The Boards
All-Stars on Arsenio Hall Show
Texas Death Row Quotes
Thnx Peter Sutherland
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Creepy- Eerie – Vamprella – Covers Collection
Man rejects first penis transplant
Powered Gameboy
Asylum protester sews up eyes
Decline Of The Western Civilization – Part 2 – The Metal Years
Metal Parking Lot – The Remix!
Metal Parking Lot (1986)
Hårdrock
Love is an object kept in an empty box
First Volcom Bit Verte Now epiclyLAtered Bites The Glob!
205, the Serge Becker & A-Ron Collabo
ThreeAsFour – Spring 2007 Collection
Willie Nelson cited for pot, mushrooms
New recruit joins Terracotta Army
Thnx Leo
Cleaning Surfaces As Graffiti
Talk on Judge Joe Brown
Tastes Like Chicken!
Celebrities Without Makeup
molests dog, then laughs
Now a drug that gives you that alcohol buzz, but without a hangover
Snake snacks on a sheep
Dan Osman – Vertical Climb
Dreamlines
9-11 Full Back Tattoo
Lindsey Lohan Upskirt Pics of the Day
More Americans Have Now Died In Iraq Than Died On 9/11
Knocked Out Cold
Said Knock You Out
the fuck out
Metallllllll!!!
OhMiBod Music Powered Vibrator – The OhMiBod
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Janice Janice…
It hurts It hurts…Thnx Konstantin Trubkovich
The Messenger – Crackhead Rap
Thnx Bret Pittman
World T-Shirt Wearing Record
Thnk Ryan Kitson
Artist Banksy targets Disneyland
Gang Dance—-Retina Riddim excerpt
Has Been Paralyzed
MrMethane.com – Welcome To My Windy World!
Professional Farters
New tallest living thing discovered THE CHAMPION: At 378.1 feet, Hyperion in Redwood National Park on North Coast towers 8 feet above Stratosphere Giant
Dark Side of the Rainbow
This video illustrates the strange connection between the Pink Floyd album “Dark Side of the Moon” (1973) and the MGM classic film “The Wizard of Oz” (1939). If you properly synchronize the film and the album, a number of coincidental events occur.
Pirate Rap
Thnx Leo!
Gay Weatherman Vs. Cockroach
Bush Steps On American Flag
World Record #4: Peristaltic Action
Ultimate Secure Home located in Durango Colorado
The Seattle Craigslist Sex Scandal
The History of Nachos
Man starts fire by roasting bear
Mmmmm
Power companies give squirrels a jolt
Youngsters wrote obscene graffiti on the vehicle as paramedics treated a friend…
Monster hail
Mmmmmm…Deep Fried Coke!
How Gay is the Internet?
next all-over print
Abandoned resort slideshow
Chiiiiiiicken!
The Inner Life of a Cell – Flash Movie
Dog Toilet Drinking Bowl
Talking Elephant Surprises Scientists
The Gray Ooze That Ate the Indonesian Villages
Python Bursts After Eating Gator (Update)
‘Pyramids’ discovered in Ukraine
Anarchy Framed Art Print
If yer gonna wear one of those trendy Fresh Prince hats, you might as well just wear this…
Punker Than Spiked Hair!
Guidos co-opted that shit anyways…
Ronald McHummer – Sign-O-Matic
‘Little Mermaid’ surgery success
U.S. Military Wanted to Provoke War With Cuba
U.S. Military Drafted Plans to Terrorize U.S. Cities to Provoke War With Cuba
How to remove Logos from your PDA / cell phone with sugar
Punk-o-matic
Yeeeeesh!
Krazy Kloudz
Thnx Justin Martinez
yOni – womens sacred place
Fuck Yourself, Mr. Cheney!”
village voice > nyclife > Fall Arts Guide by Zach Baron
Administration
New from Wonderbra: Wonderbutt
Kate Moss Is Getting Naked…again
LINDSAY LOHAN IS CLEAN SHAVEN
Yeah, you saw this already.
Drink this, pussy!
Plasticman – Rolemodel
B Real Online Mp3s Page
Like every Cypress Hill song
Blinky
The return of Mr. Hands
Severed Mexican heads on the dancefloor!
Six months in jail for Colorado dumpster divers
Canada border officials deny entry to metal band Fecal Corpse
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Gliding on the Skateboard – Google Video
Unknown creature was found by soldiers
Henson’s Time Piece Pt. 1 of 2
Thnx Tim Barber
Buildings Demolished At Once
Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!
Google Image Labeler
Database Tagging Game
commercial – Braniff Airways – The Supersonic Future
Hilton Punked
Paris Hilton targeted by Banksy in CD prank
Skateboarding Grows from Casual Hobby to International Sport
….According to the government.
Cassette Generator
Biggest Acne
Do Not Watch This…You Are Warned!
Fake Semen in Photoshop (a how-to tutorial)
GRAFFITI ON GIRLS
USSR Bootleg Albums On X-Ray Film!
NewNudeCity – The World of Richard Kern
Girls With Headphones
Eldridge Cleaver’s 1975 pants for “real” men.
Top 5 Sexual Atari 2600 video games ever
Larry Clark Interview – Sex education
googly eyes on cock !
Phallic Symbol
The Best Little Whorehouses in Second Life
Police: Vandalism Suspects Received Rides From Mother
Volcom Bites Verte
Fucked Up
HORNMASSIVE
2 Ton MegaSpeaker!
Dream Deceivers – The Story of James Vance & Judas Priest
Thnx Pat Rocha
Leonard Nimoy Photography – Full Body Project
God Listens…
White Folks Are The Devil!
Dog with human penis in IKEA catalog
Chuck
Yikes!
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
DYLAN bra & panties Victoria’s Secret commercial
Dylan – Warhol Screen Test
Metal Chef
Baalbek – A Colossal Enigma
Police Arrest Woman After Mistaken Text Message
Star Trek New Voyages
Fire Ant Raft
Rick James’ Tombstone!
Residents find corpse in water tower
Make sure you have partners with you when you go for a swim!
Horses – The Osmonds
HAMMER – Fight fire with fire
Medical Maggots‚Ñ¢
Fake Neckface Drawing #2
Phony Baloney
Fake Neckface Drawing #1
Bootlegz
BreastLift
Pathologist’s wife ‘raped 15 times’ while asleep
Man receives four years for necrophilia
(se)Xbox
eBay: CRAZY!! 80s vintage OZZY OSBOURNE KKK T SHIRT WEIRD?!!
Insane KKK Ozzy Shirt!
Thnx Billyee
The Home of Prop Replica & Custom Boots – Made to Your Measurements
“Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy”
For Pete’s sake -Pete Doherty’s Mom Talks
ABC News: A Pregnant Man?
Forget The Band. Just Make The T-Shirt.
heyblog: Brand Underground 2.0
Acronym: Who defines a movement?
TrendyNation: New York Times: The Brand Underground
When The Times Tolls It Tolls For Thee
James Dean’s Cursed 1955 Porsche Spyder
Cindy’s Tale Part 5
Biker Dude pinata
case of elephantiasis
Bigg Nuttz!
World’s oldest person celebrates 115th
Don Vito arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting 2 young girls
Another Hitler Themed Cafe!
Hitler-themed eatery draws fire
Volume One: Freaky Weird Hitler-Themed Saloon
Pusanweb visits the local ‘Hitler Bar’ – Busan Korea
Photoshop X-ray Tips
Goldfish Swimming
Library with Ernesto Hoost
Graffiti-Free NYC
Guy Shoots Buddy With Potato Gun
Unusual X-Rays
Giant Yellow Jacket nests perplex experts
Porn broadcast stuns news viewers
catsthatlooklikehitler.com
10 baseball fights
Yummy!
Exploding Whale
: : : SPRINKLE BRIGADE : : :
Dog Shit Art! Thnx Tim Barber.
Sebastian the cat gets a gold grill
of the Rollerboys – Corey Haim
Haim All Pilled Up
Bukowski Interview
Dirty Bastard drunk on Yo MTV Raps
Lurch (Cosmic Slopshop) PCP Murdercase
Thnx Leo!
Spit On Your Grave (1978) – trailer
Brown, Michael Jackson & Prince Jam Together
‘Hybrid Mutant’ Found Dead in Maine
Bring Me the Head of Charlie Brown
Computer expert faces jail over ‘made-up’ child porn images
You Ready For Freddy? music video- The Fat Boys
The Black Metal Dialogues
Kicks of the Week
Japanese Toilet Training Toon!
Trained Pig
Queen Of Farts
Cracked Out Kids Urinal
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
SATAN’S BLOODY TEACHING
of Satan 6/6/6
BAD MAGS Punk
9/11 Detainee Released After Nearly Five Years
Skate or Die!
Girl in Wales finds lucky whale vomit
Drug smugglers may be using subs
More Proof The Moon Landing Never Happened…
Fat Joe Spray Painting “Crack”
a-ron the don: a triptych
ANYTHING vs. KID AMERICA CLUB vs. PATTA
Goings On » Ari Marcopoulos OUT & ABOUT at aNYthing Gang Store in NYC
Mordy!
DOWN TOWN DON
separated at birth
Roddy Piper smashes Jimmy Snuka with Coconut
Think Wrestling’s Fake, Huh?!
The Diarrhea Song
Disgusting Plant Blooms And Smells In Brooklyn
+ Beer = Awesome
Theater Effects: Lacerations
Monkey
Madchester Anthems – Non TV version
Thanx Leo!
village voice > music > Rub ‘n’ Tug’s Campfire
Open A Beer Bottle With A Piece Of Paper
XTube – Kinda Like Porno YouTube
Celebrity see-through collection
Human Knot Batgirl
Superhero 3Some
Hippy Sippy
Ken & Barbie : X-ray photograph of a scene
Cat Armour
Top 10 Grossest Candies
Your Gonna Miss Me Baby -Plane Crashes Set To Music!
She Smells Like Dead Fish
Five die trying to save pigeon
Biggest Chip in the World
An Illustrated Guide to Nude Modeling
Woman Mud Wrestling
hiding behind post, grabs boy!!!!!
autopsy film
Diego Tank Rampage
– automobile shredding
KillDozer!
Helicopter News Footage
Man destroys town with armored bulldozer
Touchdown Girls
Liquid – Cavern
Swiss Public Toilet
Medical marijuana user accused of using his health status to sell drugs
Man Jailed For T-Shirt Over Face
Art in Review – New York Times – American Concentration Camp
Our Pals Dash, Nico, & Ry get written up.
Texas School District Bans Cleavage
Perversion for Profit (1965)
Attack of the Larve
Overdose
Half of U.S. Still Believes Iraq Had WMD
The death of Garfield?
Cyclopian Child Born in Chennai
List of people who died in the bathroom
Chinese ‘anger bar’ is a big hit
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Reuters Photo Fraud
KENNETH CAPPELLO
Comics As Art
Live bombs in court create chaos
Key Bumping Video
Lockpicks See Security Flaw in Most Locks
Teen’s driving lesson: Avoid bees
MY OLD LADY LOVE[D] NECKFACE!
My Old Lady Divorces Neckface
The man with the musical suit
The High Writer
How to find a meth dealer
Naked Man Leads Cops To Home Pot Farm
It must be awesome to have a face like that.
The Adventures of Rock Hardcore
NSFW
Dash Snow – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Dash Snow, the New Face of AG Jeans
Beatnik Guru – Hare Rama Hare Krishna
Spider-Man: Irritating Band
Yayoi Kusama Portfolio
Strange statues around the world
Hats of Meat
Dangerous Beauty: The Art of the Shiv
The Powdery Contents Are Gone, but the Stamp of Addiction Remains
SEX PISTOLS – God Save the Queen – GENUINE A&M 7″ $23,797.27
Ain’t Nothing But a T Thing – Gawker
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
is Not Ok
cat!
cat
monkey
Cougar vs Grizzly Bear
Tribute To Gore
u blood throw it up remix
falling – Funny!!
Cobain being hit
“The Brand Underground”… | Hip Mama
Putting people first » The brand underground [The New York Times]
Colo. killer details murders ‘None ever got away’
Never Not Killing
Man excretes 48 cocaine wraps in Nigeria
Interns, the Founts of Youth – New York Times
Claw $!
World Beard and Moustache Championships
Rainbow Explosion
Make a tattoo gun, capable of real permanent tattoos
GAY HANKY CODES
Watch where you put yer bandana, you might be sending out messages!
Alien Baby
Eeewww!
spermo plasmoids from outer space – alien hardcore
Penistron
xXx Pacman
sexe moderne 2
Notorious S.F. tagger hit with $20,000 fine
I’M NOT FILMING UP SKIRTS I’M SPYING ON AL-QAEDA
‘Magic mint’ triggers cosmic, and legal, high
‘Zombies’ arrested in downtown Minneapolis
How To Grow A Chair: An Interview with Richard Reames
NJ Dancer arrested for having human remains
Tampon Shooter Blowgun at Tampon Crafts
French police thwart joint-rolling world record attempt
12 ft. Python eats queen size electric blanket, survives…
Thnx Tim Barber
This is a “STUPID” tattoo
Don’t Watch This!
Eyes Sewed Shut Video
Over the edge
Punk anti-drug group toes violent line in Salt Lake
Outer-space sex carries complications
Super Pussy Muscles
How to Dress Like a Skater – WikiHow
Guy Snaps Leg to Avoid War, OUCH!
Behind Bars, He Turns M&M’s Into an Art Form
Britney Spears Sex Tape
Gleason Trips Out On LSD!
from Swedish Gas Pump Girls
Massive Yellow Jacket Nest Forms on Couple’s Property
Jesus Beer billboard causing quite a stir
4 Legged Duck
WTF is going on?!
Kitten Born With 2 Faces
The opening of convenience
Five Legged Dog Can Really Get Around
Spaghetti Nasal Ejection
World’s longest nose. Mehmet Ozyurek
God-Jesus Robot
Row over Christian smacking manual
“A Christian group urging parents to smack their children, using discipline sessions lasting up to 15 minutes, has been accused of promoting what amounts to child abuse.”
Ads Call Graffiti ‘Pollution’; Grafiiti Says, ‘Likewise’
Space Invaders
Biomedical Image Awards 2006 – Gallery
As Trippy As The Blacklight Posters!
Virtual Blacklight Poster Museum
Right On! Thanks to my man Billy Beemer the Crotch Wizard!
Underground children
Record Player Made Out Of Paper!
L.A. News Service Sues YouTube Over Beating Video
A Los Angeles video news service sued YouTube Inc. on Friday in federal court for allowing its users to upload copyrighted video footage onto the popular Web site, including the beating of trucker Reginald Denny during the 1992 riots.
Police investigate ‘tampon maniac’ in Groningen
Police in the Northern Dutch city of Groningen are investigating a man who rummages though rubbish bags in search of used tampons and sanitary towels.
Bystanders caught in Manilow cross fire
In a move reminiscent of U.S. efforts to drive former Panama strongman Manuel Noriega from the Vatican Embassy where he took refuge in 1989, the local council in Rockdale, in Sydney’s southern suburbs, started a six-month trial of high-volume hits by Mani
.:Instant Kama Sutra:. create your own positions
11-year-old finds porn video in game package
Tokyo Undressed: Dori-Toes
We all scream for ice cream
The Word Wide Beauty – Some Akira Gomi’s series with usual girls dressed and naked
When ICP fans attack
Thnx S Lakraze!
Baby Break Dance
Thnx Slamxhype!
Hunt for Gambia’s mythical dragon
Ninki-nanka the dragon! Thnx Leo.
Impko Decals
Freaky Kreature Decals From The 60’s
in presidents masks chloroform a couple…AWESOME!
Superheroines
Catfight!
moon and steve martin 1970’s tv
Stew
R.I.P. Syd Barrett
Legs of seven-year-old Quebec boy amputated after waterslide accident
Post-Polar Bear Attack Photos
Gory! Thnx Hal Foster
#4
Practical Joke
MAD Magazine Explorer
SF Cover Explorer
A few thousand science fiction magazine covers!
Go Ask Alice: Mushroom Drug Is Studied Anew
Chimp Plays Ms. Pac-Man!
Merkin World
How To Build a Sex Toy Bean Bag Chair
Reminds me of some prison shit!
Step-by-Step Instructions on How to Deep Throat
ZIDANE WORLD CUP FINAL 2006 headbutt coup de boule
Face’s Extreme Makeover
Kills!
Homeless farmer forced to sell home-made robots
ETCHED IN TIME
Insanely Detailed Etch-A-Sketch Illustrations
HOW TO SPOT A JAP (1942)
Amerikkkan Racism Circa 1942
Dude finally got a house for the red paperclip!
Beatdown
Maybe you’ve seen this before, but it’s always good for a laugh!
Kitten Survives Trip Through Wood Chipper
Subway Rider Sliced in Power Saw Attack
Soon to be a major motion picture!
Music Videos From the 80’s :: Over 1,400 Videos!
Creatures
Ride The Lightning!
“Jason Bunch was listening to Metallica on his iPod while mowing the lawn outside his Castle Rock home Sunday afternoon when lightning hit him”
Avenue D Sex Advice
Vintage Spanking Photos
Steal This Wiki
Alfred E. Bush
After four months at sea, ghost ship with 11 petrified corpses washes up in Barbados
Dirty Ass River
Harrison gets shocked!
~Zap! Zap!~
‘Mom put chilli powder in Sonu’s genitals’
Utah’s top DUI cop cited for DUI
Oh, the irony!
Infamous Enumclaw horse sex case to be made into movie
Staring Mr. Hands!
Police arrest cement soccer ball pranksters
Violence
kid diving
Thanks to Neck Face the YouTube Fiend!
Abuser Gets Kung-Fu Kicked
Payback is a motherfucker!
Abuse caught on tape
Beat on the brat!
Rocket Gone Bad
Damn, these kids must be bored!
Mamma Dwarves
A-Ron The Don The Internet Remix
Asshole
spews eating dog shit
Kid Crashes His Bike
Kid Falls
Vomiting
Thnx Neck Face!
Fights Cop
Police Officer Terminated Over Photo
Wet T-Shirt World Cup
Interactive…Pour the bucket on her!
Awkward moments abound in penis pump trial
Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.
WET&MESSY
Crazy Painted Chicks Porno. Thnx Hal Foster!
Gusta El Bukkake?
Fake Spiderman Rocks Out
Pentagon sets its sights on social networking websites
“New Scientist has discovered that Pentagon’s National Security Agency, which specialises in eavesdropping and code-breaking, is funding research into the mass harvesting of the information that people post about themselves on social networks.”
fall
Neck
Leg
Thnx Neck Face!
(Chris Burke) And His Band
Epic baseball maneuver
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Wonder – Sesame song (live)
Stevie on Sesame St!
Alien Legz
IKEA Aron $3.99
Kombat 3 (Trilogy) – Fatality Compilation
Jeez….Worse Than The Horse!
Uggg!
Coochie Hooka
Mustang spin police chase
Some GTA type shit!
Cameroon girls battle ‘breast ironing’
“Statistics show that 26% of Cameroonian girls at puberty undergo it, as many mothers believe it protects their daughters from the sexual advances of boys and men who think children are ripe for sex once their breasts begin to grow.”
Collision Simulation Animation
Crazy!
No cash? No card? Just stick in finger
A Tampa Coast to Coast convenience store has installed a device that scans your fingerprint to process payment through a debit account.
Poke The Bikini Girls Interactive
Rutten Street Fighting Tips
FemDefence
eBay: SIGNED NECKFACE 6/6/06 ZINE
Currently $120..haaaaah!
PUT SHOE ON HEAD
Dell laptop explodes at Japanese conference
The Dell from Hell!
Town chaos as cash thrown in air
“People in Aberystwyth had an unexpected windfall when a man showered what is thought to be thousands of pounds into the air at a pedestrian crossing.”
Black Sun in Denmark
Pictures of flocks of more than a million European starlings
AT&T rewrites rules: Your data isn’t yours
AT&T Sucks!
Develop Don’t Destroy Brooklyn
An open letter to Frank Gehry
Brooklyn’s Trojan Horse What’s wrong with the buildings Frank Gehry wants to put in my neighborhood?
DateALittle.com – Personal Ads for Little People

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