Simon Semen | SeMeN SPeRmS SuPeR SiTe

Back From Rehab With A Fab Slab Of Content

I lost my digi camera in the Summer, haven’t had the moolah to replace it, but my new phone has a (pretty shitty) camera on it, so here we go…

It’s on like Donkey Kong…Wade was sad that I beat him.

This is what I was for Halloween – a creep with a dollar store mask

Blacktain Amerikkka supapowers up with a gorilla juice Newport

It’s Remurdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Stoner witch

Four Loko Party in the USA (aka Wade’s bed)

Deep inside Penn Station pigeon. Made him fly ‘n bug people.

File under Culture, Fashion, Fetish, Graffiti, Massive Consumption of Drugs, New York City Street Photography, NYC Nightlife, Photography, SeMeN SPeRmS Approved, SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG, Yuck

Everything Falls Apart

  • Blue-eyed blonde Nmachi, whose name means “Beauty of God” in the Nigerian couple’s homeland, has baffled genetics experts because neither Ben nor wife Angela have ANY mixed-race family history.
  • After his arrest, Mr Sol Cabrera confessed that the animals had travelled in his luggage, and that he had put them under his clothing “to protect them from X-rays” as he was going through customs.
  • Thanks Brendan Donnelly

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