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Vampire Billionaires


⬤ VALIE EXPORT. Action Pants: Genital Panic. 1969

⬤ $1,000 Bagel Is Back in New York City! 💸

⬤ Vampire Billionaires 😈💉
The Secretive Family Making Billions From the Opioid Crisis

⬤ E-cigs are being adapted to smoke heroin, crack cocaine and ecstasy to make detection harder

⬤ How to Win a War on Drugs

⬤ People Are Dying Because of Ignorance, not Because of Opioids

⬤ ‘Of course it’s loaded you stupid shit’
Final words of GHB user who was fatally shot during drug-fuelled 3some

⬤ RIP Mr. Lahey from Trailer Park Boys


Equifax Deserves the Corporate Death Penalty

⬤ The opioid epidemic: How Congress and drug company lobbyists worked to neutralize the DEA

⬤ Drink Up: High Lead Levels Found in Two InfoWars Supplements

⬤ Monster Marijuana Plants In Oregon

⬤ Dumbass with ‘I love ketamine’ bumper sticker is pulled over… and busted for K

⬤ What happens when you take LSD & the visuals don’t stop?
Hallucinogen Persisting Perception Disorder

⬤ Meth-Laced 7Up Reportedly Found in Mexico

⬤ Synthetic Pot Laced With Formaldehyde Raises Concern In Dallas

⬤ Scientists grow human mini-brains in lab then dose them with psychedelic drugs

⬤ Only A Handful Of People In History Have Ever Overdosed On LSD. This Is What Happened To Them

⬤ An anarchist takes on the drug industry — by teaching patients to make their own meds

⬤ Deep In the Heart Of The Congo, Pygmie Tribes Are Selling Weed To Survive

⬤ Some consider the Sajama Lines to be the largest artwork in the world

⬤ A Visual History Of Video Companies In The 80’s #VHS

⬤ Police Reportedly Claim a Brooklyn Teen Consented to Sex in Custody. That’s Impossible.

⬤ ‘Dead Serious’ Pennsylvania GOP Mayoral Candidate Determined to Enact ‘Narco Bunnies’ Plan to Sniff Out Drugs

⬤ Someone Is Trying to Knock the Dark Web Drug Trade Offline

⬤ Murderer Of Children Can’t Be Cremated To “Witches’ Sabbath” portion of Hector Berlioz’s Symphonie Fantastique

⬤ How Hippies Put on the Worst Music Festival in History

⬤ Eggs are the future

⬤ Bigfoot Dildo

⬤ Is Nirvana Punk?

⬤ Is Nirvana punk?

⬤ Did Post Malone’s “Rockstar” Get To #1 By Gaming The Billboard System?

⬤ Hustler Founder Larry Flynt Offers $10M for Info Leading to Trump’s Impeachment

⬤ Harmony Korine’s Newest Stoner Comedy “The Beach Bum” Will Have Weed Smell-O-Vision

⬤ Warning of ‘ecological Armageddon’ after dramatic plunge in insect numbers

⬤ Praying mantis watching TV

⬤ Russian Artist (best known for nailing his scrotum to the ground on Moscow’s Red Square) Burns French Bank

⬤ How Superstitions and Myths Affect Animal Conservation

⬤ The Tree That Owns Itself 🌲

⬤ Take A Peek Inside The Transient, Beautiful Lives Of Emerald Triangle Trimmers (Photos) #Trimmigrants

Pot farmer’s dreams go up in smoke during California wildfires 🔥🍁🔥

Are Mexican Cartels Behind California’s Wildfires?

⬤ Fire, Brimstone, and Dioxin: Toxic Smoke from Wine Country Wildfires Threatens Cannabis Crop and Public Health

⬤ Suspects’ phones led Northwest investigators to carcasses in one of the biggest poaching cases they’ve ever seen

⬤ Police warn 3 drugs could explode onto local streets

⬤ Philip K. Dick’s High Life – LSD & Speed

⬤ Magic mushrooms may ‘reset’ the brains of depressed patients

⬤ Mobile Phone Companies Appear To Be Selling Your Location To Almost Anyone

⬤ The new urban legend ‘White Van’?
Bizarre Drone Tries To Lure Kids Off School Playground In Ohio

⬤ Scientists Can Read a Bird’s Brain and Predict Its Next Song

⬤ Everything Is Fake: Top 40 Pieces Of Fakery In Our World

⬤ Adolf Hitler’s underpants have been sold for $6,737 at an auction in the US

⬤ The Bizarre Story of How Trump Won’t Stop Claiming a Fake Renoir Painting He Owns Is Real

⬤ Thief in a suitcase robs bus baggage in Paris

⬤ War of the Worlds (1953) Pressbook

⬤ Found: The Elaborate Coal Belt Buckles of First-Century Women Warriors

⬤ Biohacker Josiah Zayner is injecting himself with self-edited DNA at home

Los Angeles Eyebrows


Man behind infamous ‘alien autopsy’ video finally reveals the whole truth behind it

⬤ Little Green Men from UFOs? POW WWII mural at Wright Patt a mystery

⬤ Controversial ‘Head Transplant’ Doctor Claims Success In Animal Experiments

⬤ Tech bro founds a religious organization seeking “a Godhead based on Artificial Intelligence”

⬤ Deep Purple’s “Smoke on Water” one of the first two songs to be encoded into the very fabric of life via DNA editing

⬤ Even Pokémon Go used by extensive Russian-linked meddling effort

⬤ How Facebook Outs Sex Workers

⬤ Can You be Hacked by the World Around You?

⬤ For sale: (1) Chuck E. Cheese’s animatronic band

⬤ Camping With John Waters and His Band of ‘Filthy Freaks’

⬤ Weinstein: “just stand there and shut up” before reportedly ejaculating into a potted plant

⬤ Hollywood’s long ugly history with sexual harassment

⬤ Pussycat Doll ‘I Wasn’t In a Girl Group, I Was in a Prostitution Ring’: Pop Super Star Exposes Hollywood Sex Slavery

⬤ A man with a tattoo on his forehead that reads, “I’m a pornstar & I fuck teen sluts” Arrested On Groping Allegation

⬤ Where ‘Hitler’ doesn’t mean anything
“Hitler: Reloaded” Clothing

⬤ The Lost Worlds of Wim Wenders’s Polaroids

⬤ Who vacations in war zones?

⬤ Every crate digger’s nightmare:
Record store has ‘Whipped Cream and Other Delights’ and nothing else

⬤ Someone cosplayed the Javits Center at this year’s New York Comic-Con (which is held at the Javits Center)

⬤ Driverless Cars Are Giving Engineers a Headache
Need power for 50 to 100 laptops continuously running in the trunk

⬤ The Documentary, Beats, Rhymes and Justice: Hip Hop on Rikers Island

⬤ Haah, Superchunk cover Corrosion Of Conformity ‘Mad World’

⬤ The Insane Story of How Pimp C Hated the “Big Pimpin” Beat, Refused to Travel for Video Shoot

⬤ Preacher Destroys Eminem and Defends Trump

⬤ Kodak Black Diamond Teeth Wont Stop Bleeding At Dentist Office

⬤ Young Thug Starts MAKING OUT with Lil Uzi Vert’s New YSL Chain!
Nice Marilyn Manson piece, duuude.

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on October 22, 2017

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‘The Matrix’ Reboot: It’s Finally Happened. Hollywood Has Run Out of All the Ideas

Tools & Tricks For Calling Bullshit

James Brown – Every Soul Train appearance

Former CIA Director Michael Hayden Blames Millennials for Government Leaks

A Rogue Robot Is Blamed For a Human Colleague’s Gruesome Death

Clear Knee Mom Jeans


Clear Knee Mom Jeans remind me of the movie So Fine (1981)


American cocaine use is way up. Colombia’s coca boom might be why

Russian Billionaire Loses $150 Million on Four Artworks

Goodbye to All That: Why Do Artists Reject the Art World?

The Neural Systems of People Who Don’t Enjoy Music

Women watch porn on their mobile phones more often than men, study claims

Poachers are trying to hack animal tracking systems

Horn-pilfering poachers murdered a young rhino at a French zoo

Facebook failed to remove sexualised images of children

Manufacturing 750,000,000 Doses of LSD to Save the World

It just doesn’t matter!

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I’m So Impressed You Can Walk Lock Step With The Status Quo


I’m so impressed you can walk lock step with the status quo

“It’s like prison,” said Harry Jumonji, …”You got to be high to sleep.”…

El Chapo and the Secret History of the Heroin Crisis…

Love bite horror as teen dies ‘after girlfriend’s hickey formed blood clot that travelled to brain causing stroke…

Vast Majority Quit Illegal Drug Use On Their Own Within First Year, Study Finds…


Revenge Porn: That time Linda Lovelace taught Sammy Davis Jr. how to deepthroat… her husband…

As Boys Get Fatter, Parents Worry About Child’s Penis Size

Snapchat is cataloging full 3D face scans of all its users and selling the sensitive data…

U.S. Customs and Border Protection Wants to Know Who You Are on Twitter—But It’s a Flawed Plan…

LSD Might Make You More Creative #Duh…

Wha Oh! Wha Oh! That thing you hear in every other pop song is the Millennial Whoop…

Ramen has replaced cigarettes as barter currency in prisons because cost cuts have made the provided meals so shitty…


‘Can they produce a full smile? Can they lift both arms? If not then yes, get to the er!’

Why does every movie trailer havta have that ‘Beeeeooooooohhhhhh’ bass drop sound in it when something epic happens?

Weedmaps is BULLSHIT…

Stripper Life: A Hot Dancer Uses Hilarious Drawings To Give A Look Into Her Raunchy Club Nights…

Video: You Know That “Pool Smell” You Think Is Chlorine? It’s Actually Pee…

Where Fish Pee, Corals Grow…

I just threw up in my brain:


12 Foods You Don’t Have to Buy Organic…

User Illusion: Everyday ‘Placebo Buttons’ Create Semblance of Control…

Map reveals average erect penis size of men from around the world… and African blokes come first…

Comedian Fined $42,000 by Human Rights Tribunal for Telling a Joke

Asskicker coffee has 80 times more caffeine than regular coffee #YesPlease…

Chilling ‘satanic human sacrifice’ video spooks scientists working at world’s biggest particle accelerator CERN…


Climb aboard ‘Hare-Force One,’ Hugh Hefner’s $5 million DC-9 jet with its own discothèque…



‘Prince was wearing a black shirt and pants — both were on backward — and his socks were inside-out’ when he was found dead

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Let Me Taste Your Ware

Smelling Farts Might Prevent Cancer…

Jeans ‘Designed’ By Lions And Tigers To Benefit Japanese Zoo
‘the only jeans on earth designed by dangerous animals’…

Pope Francis: 1 in 50 clergy are pedophiles…

Australia judge probed for saying incest ‘may be accepted’…

DOJ investigates Nebraska ‘Obama Presidential Library’ outhouse parade float critical of Obama…

Retouch My Body: Terry Richardson Pix of Mariah Carey Before Photoshop…

How Much Does a Cloud Weigh?…

Bad day at a Russian beach…

Alex Jones is a Shapeshifter with Reptilian Eyes…

Is this the world’s saddest animal? Lonely & depressed polar bear struggles to cope with 40C heat in Argentine zoo…

Junk Food Encoded in Children’s DNA and Beyond…


Raelian religious group flies swastika banner over city beaches
‘International Swastika Rehabilitation Week’…

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The Black Panther Coloring Book – The Sabotage Of Legitimate Dissent

This is but one horrific example of the tactics used by the Federal Bureau of Investigation to stifle legitimate dissent and violate the civil rights of political groups that the administration dislikes. Along with the anti-war movement, the Nixon White House targeted the civil rights movement for disruption, using on-campus informants to infiltrate and in many cases to disrupt legal protests and activism. This coloring book, which was purported to be from the Black Panthers, had actually been rejected by them when it was brought to them by a man later revealed to have intelligence connections. Not to be troubled by the fact that the Panthers found the coloring book revolting, the FBI added even more offensive illustrations, and mass mailed it across America. It so infuriated the white population that they stopped listening to the legitimate grievances of the black people. While it can be argued that such an action did not technically violate the right of the Black Panthers to free
Why You See What You See When You’re Tripping on Psychedelics
You are electric. Your brain is a super-continent only partially charted. Your mind’s eye is fire-hosing garbled and complex equations, proofs, and logical dead-ends, and will do so for something like the next 10 hours, possibly longer. You are diving through bottomless fractals and honeycombs. You’re scaling lattices and gratings as tall as mountains, and now you’re tracing the filigrees and fretwork of the Relief of Time. You’re plucking noise out of thin air, damnit, spreading the sonic detritus over your person like some strange sort of salve. You look down at your hands only to see how they’ve melted to the floor in small, fleshy puddles. You turn to your trip sitter, a trusted friend who appears now to be spewing fire so as to beat back a gaggle of ankle-biting, animatronic elves. The walls are breathing, you swear it. You’re tripping. 

A Brief History of Movie Fanzines


Turtle smokes 10 cigarettes a day

Tang, a restaurant chef in Donghu town, Changchun, Jilin Province who is helping his boss raise the turtle, explained he got the idea to introduce the pet to tobacco one day after he discovered it being hurt by a chicken bone. As he plucked the bone from its belly, the turtle snapped at him, upon which he was inspired to try inserting a cigarette. Now the turtle ‘restlessly’ paces back and forth if it doesn’t get a smoke, and chases after Tang when he lights up, said the report.


The doctor applies some local anaesthetic, makes a small pinhole in the base of the scrotum, reaches in with a pair of very thin forceps, and pulls out the small white vas deferens tube. Then, the doctor injects the polymer gel (called Vasalgel here in the US), pushes the vas deferens back inside, repeats the process for the other vas deferens, puts a Band-Aid over the small hole, and the man is on his way. 

The 15 Greatest Movie Trip Scenes Ever

There’s always been a lot of tripping in movies, and man, is it hilarious. People trip all the time. Why, just the other day, I had dropped my backpack on the floor of my apartment right when I walked in, and as I circled back around really quickly I ended up stepping right into … Oh. OHHH. That type of tripping. The one with hallucinogenic drugs. Okay, got it. Yeah, that type of tripping is funny, too. And hey, that’s in a bunch of movies as well! Like, say, this week’s “This is the End.” Or so we hear. We’ve counted down for you the Top 15 “tripping” scenes in movies, ranked in order of … trippiest? We guess?

One in five young adults admit to using smartphone during sex

A survey released Thursday found nearly one in ten smart­phone owners admitted to having used their phone during sex. Overall, nine percent of those surveyed said they had used their smartphone during sex. Young adults were particularly comfortable with multitasking during intercourse. Among those ages 18 to 34, one in five admitted to using their smartphone amid coitus.

Cops say man stole IDs to fund 17 Disney vacations

When Alexander Pera, a former manager of a steak house in Lincolnshire, Illinois, was arrested last week, police say he had an unusual motivation for his alleged misdeeds. Pera was charged with stealing the identities of 50 customers and former employees of the restaurant to finance trips to Disney World — known, of course, as the “happiest place on earth.” The Lincolnshire Police Department said he used fraudulently obtained gift cards, cash and prepaid credit cards worth $50,000 to pay for two Disney cruises and 15 Disney World trips over five months.

11 Things Banned in Other Countries, but Legal in the U.S.


‘Pothole Robin Hood’ Steals City-Owned Asphalt to Patch Up Streets – But the City Is Not Grateful

The newest twist on the legendary saying seems to go something like this: He robs asphalt from the city and fills in the poor holes that plague the streets. And while a “Pothole Robin Hood” he may very well be to his supporters, Ron Chane won’t be getting spiritual advice from Friar Tuck anytime soon…and Jackson, Miss., most definitely isn’t Sherwood Forest. Because Chane—who’s made a name for himself lately by taking what he says is asphalt from the city of Jackson so he and his girlfriend can fill its potholes—is under police investigation for his actions.

Alabama Post Office Evacuated Due To Personal Lubricant Spill

KY Intense Arousal gel is relatively new to the market. It’s billed as a product that can “heighten sensitivity and satisfaction.” Unfortunately, when some of the product spilled in an Alabama post office on Tuesday morning, employees didn’t know what the substance was. All it heightened was a safety alert. The building was evacuated and a hazardous materials team came in to dispose of the mysterious liquid.

The Ugliness Of The Future Tallest Building In The World

A look at the plans…for Sky City One reveal that the maximum width of each unit of the building will be just 3.9 meters, or 12.8 feet. That’s the width of a “single-wide” mobile home in the U.S. Save a dizzyingly tall interior atrium extending from the first to the 170th floor, any interior spaces wider than that will be interrupted by the steel columns that define the edge of each pre-fabricated unit.

Muscle Rock: The tone-deaf body-builder rock ‘n’ roll heroics of THOR!!!

Jon Mikl Thor made one of the campiest attempts at a rocker persona that I’m personally familiar with—and that includes my beloved Handsome Dick Manitoba and New York Dolls. A former Canadian bodybuilder (and onetime Mr. USA), Jon Mikl Thor decided to parlay his, er, natural stage presence into a musical career, fronting for the band THOR in 1973.

Good Times at Korea’s Sex Theme Park

Behold Jeju Loveland! Located in Jeju Island, the erotic theme park is home to over 140 saucy, silly, and downright funny sculptures that all have one thing in common: sex. No wonder the park is 18-and-up only. (There is a kid-friendly recreation area where adults can drop off their young ones while they go look at giant dicks.) Loveland opened back in 2004 after art school grads began creating these interesting monuments to bumping uglies. The theme park is way over the top, which seems to invite visitors to take goofy pictures:

McDonald’s Apologizes After Employee Asks Customer If Her Breasts Are Real… Twice

“The young man gestured toward my chest and said ‘are those real or fake?’,” recalls the customer. “I was dumbfounded… He repeated the question again, totally unaware that he was being offensive.”

The Art of Punk: Great new short documentary on Winston Smith and Dead Kennedys

The third and final installment of “The Art of Punk,” MOCA-TV‘s great web series that looks at the increasingly historically important graphic design of the punk era. This time around, Jello Biafra and Winston Smith talk about the “look” of Dead Kennedys’ posters, handbills and record covers and explain how the logo came about. There’s a wonderful moment here when Biafra—generously giving credit where it’s historically due—explains his “aha!” moment, when he realized that collaborating creatively with Smith would allow him to present foldouts, posters and booklets ala Crass, but funny.

Shocker: Only 1% of So Called Terrorists Nabbed by the FBI Were Real

In the dozen years since the 9/11 attacks, we’ve watched as a classified new legal regime for government surveillance has been hashed out, local police forces have become heavily armed military-type units and a whole new layer of bureaucracy has hatched to provide us with an abundance of “homeland security.” Proponents of this build-up argue that it’s made us safer. They point to hundreds of foiled plots to make their case. But Trevor Aaronson, author ofThe Terror Factory: Inside the FBI’s Manufactured War on Terrorism, dug into these supposedly dastardly plots and found that they are much less than meets the eye.

Man Arrested For Hiding In Gutter To Peep Up Women’s Skirts

A Kobe man has been arrested for what Facebook users see as a unique and somewhat ingenious crime. Hirai Yasuomi (26), was reported to police after someone discovered him lying face-up in a street gutter so that he was able to look up the skirts of women passing by. While most people point out that what he did is certainly perverted and deserves punishment, netizens also praised his enthusiasm and ability to put his dastardly plans into action.

‘Anti-pervert’ hairy leggings all the rage in China

Hairy leggings meant to keep unwanted male attention at bay are all the rage among girls in China. That’s right. Leggings covered in hair.

$509K Federal Safe-Sex Study Will Text ‘Gay-Lingo’ to Meth Addicts

A $509,840 grant by the National Institutes of Health will pay for a study that will send text messages in “gay lingo” to methamphetamine addicts to try to persuade them to use fewer drugs and more condoms. The study began in February.

Nigerian survives two days at sea, in underwater air pocket

“I was there in the water in total darkness just thinking it’s the end. I kept thinking the water was going to fill up the room but it did not,” he said. “I was so hungry but mostly so, so thirsty. The salt water took the skin off my tongue.” “I could perceive the dead bodies of my crew were nearby. I could smell them. The fish came in and began eating the bodies. I could hear the sound.” But after 60 hours, Mr Harrison heard the sound of knocking.

Pope blesses hundreds of Harley-Davidsons

Biker culture came to the Vatican on Sunday as Pope Francis blessed thousands of Harley-Davidsons and their riders celebrating the manufacturer’s 110th anniversary with a loud parade and plenty of leather. Thundering Harley engines nearly drowned out the Latin recitation of the “Our Father” prayer that accompanied Francis as he greeted the crowd before Mass. Standing in his open-top jeep, Francis drove up the main boulevard leading to St. Peter’s Square, blessing the thousands of people in what was a giant Harley parking lot.

Eyeball-Licking Fetish Causes Eye Patch Epidemic Among Kids

“After class one day, I went into the equipment store in the gymnasium to tidy up. The door had been left open, and when I looked inside, a male pupil and a female pupil had their faces close together and were kind of fumbling around. Could it be bullying? I wondered, but when I had a good look, the boy was licking the girl’s eye! Surprised, a shouted “What are you doing? Stop it at once!” and the two of them were so shocked they jumped apart. The girl burst into tears, and the boy just went bright red and was shaken up. At any rate, to try to calm them down I took them to the janitor’s room and listened to their story.”

U.K. girl uses her toy unicorn’s fake passport to get through Turkish customs

A Turkish customs official waved Emily Harris through customs at Antalya airport—after stamping a passport identifying her as a unicorn. Mom Nicky Harris, from Cwmbran, South Wales, said: ‘The passport doesn’t even look real—it’s got gold teddy bears on the front.’

Hot Tuna? – The Fish of Fukushima

It is clear from the report that the Union-Tribune and the Guardian grossly “mis-headlined” the NAS’s findings. The tuna had an estimated 7.7 nano-sieverts [the sievert is a standard measure of the biological impacts of radiation] per 7-ounce serving. Since no radiation exposure of any kind is “safe,” headlines writers declaring the risk is “nil” and the tuna “safe” had not done the slightest bit of digging.

Behind Closed Doors – Sexual Abuse of Captive Dolphins

The trainer in the 18 second video has not been identified, nor has the dolphin, however it is assumed that the dolphin is (or was, granted it is still alive) trained for Artificial Insemination. This is assumed because in the video the trainer places his hand around the opening near the males penile slit (a cue for the dolphin to present it’s penis), it is then that the dolphin (inverted) exposes his penis to the trainer and the trainer then proceeds to suck on the tip until the dolphin ejaculates in his mouth. Following the dolphins successful act it is given a cue, the common “whistle blow” signaling a job well done. The video is then ended.

We Drank Soylent, The Weird Food of The Future

Soylent looks as appetizing as it sounds. The combination of its off-white color, opacity and viscosity made it look—sorry to be gross here—like watered-down semen. Tiny specs of something brown and no doubt highly nutritious floated in the liquid. Taking a sip, it was actually not distasteful, as long as I blocked out all thoughts of bodily fluid. (This was hard to do; perhaps Soylent could improve my ability to concentrate on things other than semen while drinking Soylent.) Soylent tastes like the homemade nontoxic Play-Doh you made, and sometimes ate, as a kid. Slightly sweet and earthy with a strong yeasty aftertaste.

Life-coach radio hosts commit suicide together

Two life coaches who hosted a radio show called “The Pursuit of Happiness” apparently committed suicide together in their Brooklyn apartment, police said. Motivational speaker John Littig, 48, and his common-law psychotherapist wife, Lynne Rosen, 46, were found with plastic bags over their heads and a tube attached to a canister of helium, according to police.

Colombia’s controversial cure for coke addicts: Give them marijuana

Marijuana has long been accused of being a gateway to deadlier vices. But could cannabis be a swinging door that might also lead people away from hard drugs? That’s what this capital city is trying to find out. In a controversial public health project, Bogota will supply marijuana to 300 addicts of bazuco, a cheap cocaine derivative that generates crack-like highs and is as addictive as heroin.

Infected Photos Steal From Car Shoppers

If an online seller sends you photos of an item, run them through a malware scanner first — at least according to the FBI. A new warning issued by the bureau suggests that many buyers have fallen victim to malware scams that involve what seem to be innocuous photo attachments. Photos containing malware can crop up when dealing with shady sellers on services like Craigslist. A seller will list an expensive item, like a car, for an amount of money that just skirts the line of “too-good-to-be-true.” The one catch is that the seller only provides photos upon request.

Town mails discarded dog poop back to errant pet owners

The paper reports that the town council of Brunete, located about 20 miles from Madrid, has undertaken a complex effort to crack down on the disrespectful dog owners. Twenty volunteers have been enlisted to approach dog owners who leave their pet’s poop behind, and to strike up a conversation with the goal of finding out the name of the dog. “With the name of the dog and the breed it was possible to identify the owner from the registered pet database held in the town hall,” a spokesman from the council told the Telegraph. Once the owner’s address was confirmed, the dog poop is scooped up, placed in a box containing the town hall’s insignia and delivered via courier to the owner’s home. And to top it all off, the box is labeled, “Lost Property.”

How Birds Lose Their Penises

About 10,000 species of birds have reduced or absent external genitalia as adults. Many have normal penises as embryos, but as they develop, their penises stop growing and shrink away. (Despite that, male birds still manage to fertilize female birds through internal insemination, just like humans. We’ll get to how in a moment.) To study how male birds lose their penises, the UF researchers examined the embryonic development of birds with penises (ducks and emus) and birds without penises (chicks), among other creatures. What they found was that a critical gene called Bmp4 switches on, causing developing genitals to wither away. In other birds like ducks and emus, that gene stays switched off, allowing their penises to grow fully. (In some birds, they grow a little too fully: certain species of water fowl, like ducks, have such large phalluses

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on July 12, 2013

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