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Muted Star Wars, Trump, Marvel, & iPhone from my timeline, it’s like a breath of fresh air! 🔇💩

“We’re hallucinating all the time, It’s just that when we agree about our hallucinations, we call that reality.”

21 Savage “Jealous Of Lil Yachty Buys $300K Self Portrait Chain To Compete

Charges filed against Lake Central teacher accused of snorting drugs in class https://t.co/NsnLqU4req

Amazon Shitted On Yer Lawn

“Alien Down!”
Did the U.S. Air Force Shoot & Kill a Runaway Alien At Fort Dix New Jersey in 1978? 👽🔫

New York City Has Genetically Distinct ‘Uptown’ and ‘Downtown’ Rats

Facebook’s New Suicide Detection A.I., Could Put Innocent People Behind Bars https://t.co/WsNVKo5W2W

Kellyanne Conway always struck me as someone tweaking on Adderall #BigPharma

‘Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies’


The pleasure of remembering obsolete technologies https://t.co/BIVJxssSrC

‘Break up Google and Facebook if you ever want innovation again’ https://t.co/6wIcTFl3c8

All the Ways You Can Break Your Penis

Sir Richard Branson “motorboated” backing singer, Antonia Jenae, by sticking his face in her boobs and shaking it v… https://t.co/STIV6vgcU1

Does Smoking Pot Affect The Taste Of Sperm?

Inside the Orgasm Lab

First smart condom collects data during sex to show men if they’re good in bed https://t.co/SPvq5thqIw

Bio-engineered Plants May Be Spying on You

20 Year Old Chinese Video Game Streamer Reportedly Dies of Exhaustion After Months of Sleepless Nights

Inside Crackland: The Open-Air Drug Market That São Paulo Just Can’t Kick

Woman jailed after inmate boyfriend dies of meth-laden kiss

The Birthplace of American Vintage
How East Village shop Limbo made secondhand clothes cool https://t.co/tz9BsoCh6N

Jerry Butler shows the proper way to stuff a turkey

You Don’t Have Listen to the Government. Eat the Foods You Like. https://t.co/JO6YbVMzzL

Drug-Induced Nail Changes: Counting to 10 https://t.co/Vs4bb2W3Y6

High-Ranking Male Primates Keep Wafting Their Sex Stink at Females, Who Hate It https://t.co/0HlRY7iBb4



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How Thick Is It Sliced?

Former Zetas Mexican drug cartel leader used to eat victims flesh in a tamale dish https://t.co/54qsPyqlzr

‘Sperm juice,’ drinks that stare back at you & ‘Roast Beef Pussy’ at Japan’s scariest restaurant https://t.co/gqNQhPJxtJ

WATCH: Drug House Raided on Facebook Live While Dealer Is Showing Off Drug Money https://t.co/RnkOcK9pBD

All-inclusive resorts in Mexico suspected of drugging tourists https://t.co/rMzGTOfTgm

K2 Dance, Washington Heights

He was caught with $2M worth of cocaine in his truck, but won’t serve a single day in prison https://t.co/8StJXvnbEx

The Myth of Drug Expiration Dates https://t.co/AffVyBjodc

Is the threat of a copyright lawsuit stifling music? https://t.co/5TYyON92uz

2 Live Jews – Oy’ It’s So Humid

Just 100 companies responsible for 71% of global emissions https://t.co/m92fPHtQNw

Teenagers Using Social Media To Deal Class A Drugs And Concealing It From Parents And Teachers By Using Emojis https://t.co/1ZSDCFyiIb

Praying Mantises Are More Badass Than We Realized, They Hunt Birds https://t.co/ULGCCt4xyJ

This one’s for OJ

Iron Maiden Eddie On Stage Compilation

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Rock-Hard Doom Boner

Swipe right for … a sperm donor?

Tinder-style online dating apps ‘lower your self-esteem’ https://t.co/zrsGrJCTmf

All mammals take ~12 seconds to poop. – Hydrodynamics of defecation https://t.co/VA6G6VpF0F

How Beauty Evolves – duck sex, dancing birds, and human orgasms https://t.co/jbwJMcmKqP

SHOCK VIDEO: Elderly Woman Attacked At ‘Block Boyz’ Pool Party in Florida, Thrown Into Pool With Her Dogs https://t.co/LNVLDPs7NT

Humans Are Pretty Great Smellers, Neuroscientist Argues https://t.co/hdkD9SdNSa

When Charities Go Horribly Wrong – CharityWatch Hall of Shame https://t.co/8XurPnMVmr

Taser will use police body camera videos “to anticipate criminal activity” https://t.co/EuANeKsQWH

Top NSA Whistleblower: Ransomware Hack Due to “Swindle of the Taxpayers” by Intelligence Agencies https://t.co/M8WjHC8hkj

Deer caught eating human remains for first time

Everyone on Earth has been irradiated by Fukushima — “Shocking new study reveals true extent of global impact” https://t.co/gSQVwa1GNU

Why do North Koreans hate us? One reason — they remember the Korean War https://t.co/wKa3pZURX4

This Strung-Out Dope Pusher Peddled Pills for Big Pharma https://t.co/WPStfKD6wJ

The heroin business is booming in America https://t.co/F1cnlVGCcb

Cop fakes body cam footage, prosecutors drop drug charges https://t.co/UaGi4psg8d

White Cop subjected to racial taunts on the job after genetic test on Ancestry.com says he’s 18% BLACK

When everybody realizes Walmart doesn’t have enough security to stop everybody #Looting https://t.co/rPNs1ROpmM

The ACLU to travelers: Maybe don’t go to Texas right now https://t.co/QAfTHGoWgq

You Can’t Say That on Television (Colbert Edition) https://t.co/3G7L2da8L3

Cut / Paste: The sample legacy of Computer World, Kraftwerk’s most influential album https://t.co/1vg63GcLQR

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I Talk Dirty To My Houseplants

This fish’s venomous bite is like heroin 🐟💉

Junkie parrots flying high on drugs are annoying farmers by plundering poppy fields to feed their opium addiction

Ancient Armies Waged War With Hallucinogenic Honey https://t.co/myDWjEdB2f

Cosby on seducing women: ‘They need chemicals’

Mystery of how sperm swim revealed in mathematical formula

A frame grab from a video of the “men only” seat on the Mexico City Metro, part of a campaign against sexual harassment.

‘Penis Seat’ Causes Double Takes on Mexico City Subway

Indonesian man’s body found inside python

Medics fired for twerking next to nude, unconscious patient

Unicode supports Blackulas now

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Mystery ‘fire rainbow’ in sky sparks fears of APOCALYPSE

This 18-Year-Old Would Not Sell Urban Outfitters 10,000 Of His Hats https://t.co/M83ThPKcvV

Tyrannosaurus rex was a sensitive lover, scientists find  https://t.co/KYzL7IVIAs

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Homemade Monsters: DIY horror movie makeup from 1965

‘Chemsex’ Is Sex + Drugs

Dentist traded root canals for meth, peddled child porn, into bestiality: feds https://t.co/K63UrFtAL6

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82-year-old woman still turning the tables as world’s oldest club DJ https://t.co/4abVTjZRR7

“Universal adversarial preturbation” undetectably alters images so AI can’t recognize them

Mexico invents cloud which rains tequila

What’s Really Inside Your Cannabis Vape Cartridge?

Internet users raise funds to buy lawmakers’ browsing histories in protest

Facial recognition database used by FBI is out of control, House committee hears https://t.co/4ZCt6KLc6r

Eight Forgotten New York Rollercoasters

Klaus Nomi and Joey Arias dancing in Fiorucci windows NYC – Real People

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