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Muted Star Wars, Trump, Marvel, & iPhone from my timeline, it’s like a breath of fresh air! 🔇💩

“We’re hallucinating all the time, It’s just that when we agree about our hallucinations, we call that reality.”
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21 Savage “Jealous Of Lil Yachty Buys $300K Self Portrait Chain To Compete

Charges filed against Lake Central teacher accused of snorting drugs in class https://t.co/NsnLqU4req

Amazon Shitted On Yer Lawn
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“Alien Down!”
Did the U.S. Air Force Shoot & Kill a Runaway Alien At Fort Dix New Jersey in 1978? 👽🔫
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New York City Has Genetically Distinct ‘Uptown’ and ‘Downtown’ Rats
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Facebook’s New Suicide Detection A.I., Could Put Innocent People Behind Bars https://t.co/WsNVKo5W2W

Kellyanne Conway always struck me as someone tweaking on Adderall #BigPharma
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‘Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies’
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The pleasure of remembering obsolete technologies https://t.co/BIVJxssSrC

‘Break up Google and Facebook if you ever want innovation again’ https://t.co/6wIcTFl3c8

All the Ways You Can Break Your Penis
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Sir Richard Branson “motorboated” backing singer, Antonia Jenae, by sticking his face in her boobs and shaking it v… https://t.co/STIV6vgcU1

Does Smoking Pot Affect The Taste Of Sperm?
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Inside the Orgasm Lab
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First smart condom collects data during sex to show men if they’re good in bed https://t.co/SPvq5thqIw

Bio-engineered Plants May Be Spying on You
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20 Year Old Chinese Video Game Streamer Reportedly Dies of Exhaustion After Months of Sleepless Nights
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Inside Crackland: The Open-Air Drug Market That São Paulo Just Can’t Kick
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Woman jailed after inmate boyfriend dies of meth-laden kiss
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The Birthplace of American Vintage
How East Village shop Limbo made secondhand clothes cool https://t.co/tz9BsoCh6N

Jerry Butler shows the proper way to stuff a turkey
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You Don’t Have Listen to the Government. Eat the Foods You Like. https://t.co/JO6YbVMzzL

Drug-Induced Nail Changes: Counting to 10 https://t.co/Vs4bb2W3Y6

High-Ranking Male Primates Keep Wafting Their Sex Stink at Females, Who Hate It https://t.co/0HlRY7iBb4

Kim-Kardashian-Turkey

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How Thick Is It Sliced?

Former Zetas Mexican drug cartel leader used to eat victims flesh in a tamale dish https://t.co/54qsPyqlzr

‘Sperm juice,’ drinks that stare back at you & ‘Roast Beef Pussy’ at Japan’s scariest restaurant https://t.co/gqNQhPJxtJ

WATCH: Drug House Raided on Facebook Live While Dealer Is Showing Off Drug Money https://t.co/RnkOcK9pBD

All-inclusive resorts in Mexico suspected of drugging tourists https://t.co/rMzGTOfTgm

K2 Dance, Washington Heights
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He was caught with $2M worth of cocaine in his truck, but won’t serve a single day in prison https://t.co/8StJXvnbEx

The Myth of Drug Expiration Dates https://t.co/AffVyBjodc

Is the threat of a copyright lawsuit stifling music? https://t.co/5TYyON92uz

2 Live Jews – Oy’ It’s So Humid
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Just 100 companies responsible for 71% of global emissions https://t.co/m92fPHtQNw

Teenagers Using Social Media To Deal Class A Drugs And Concealing It From Parents And Teachers By Using Emojis https://t.co/1ZSDCFyiIb

Praying Mantises Are More Badass Than We Realized, They Hunt Birds https://t.co/ULGCCt4xyJ

This one’s for OJ
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Iron Maiden Eddie On Stage Compilation
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Rock-Hard Doom Boner

Swipe right for … a sperm donor?
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Tinder-style online dating apps ‘lower your self-esteem’ https://t.co/zrsGrJCTmf

All mammals take ~12 seconds to poop. – Hydrodynamics of defecation https://t.co/VA6G6VpF0F

How Beauty Evolves – duck sex, dancing birds, and human orgasms https://t.co/jbwJMcmKqP

SHOCK VIDEO: Elderly Woman Attacked At ‘Block Boyz’ Pool Party in Florida, Thrown Into Pool With Her Dogs https://t.co/LNVLDPs7NT

Humans Are Pretty Great Smellers, Neuroscientist Argues https://t.co/hdkD9SdNSa

When Charities Go Horribly Wrong – CharityWatch Hall of Shame https://t.co/8XurPnMVmr

Taser will use police body camera videos “to anticipate criminal activity” https://t.co/EuANeKsQWH

Top NSA Whistleblower: Ransomware Hack Due to “Swindle of the Taxpayers” by Intelligence Agencies https://t.co/M8WjHC8hkj

Deer caught eating human remains for first time
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Everyone on Earth has been irradiated by Fukushima — “Shocking new study reveals true extent of global impact” https://t.co/gSQVwa1GNU

Why do North Koreans hate us? One reason — they remember the Korean War https://t.co/wKa3pZURX4

This Strung-Out Dope Pusher Peddled Pills for Big Pharma https://t.co/WPStfKD6wJ

The heroin business is booming in America https://t.co/F1cnlVGCcb

Cop fakes body cam footage, prosecutors drop drug charges https://t.co/UaGi4psg8d

White Cop subjected to racial taunts on the job after genetic test on Ancestry.com says he’s 18% BLACK
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When everybody realizes Walmart doesn’t have enough security to stop everybody #Looting https://t.co/rPNs1ROpmM

The ACLU to travelers: Maybe don’t go to Texas right now https://t.co/QAfTHGoWgq

You Can’t Say That on Television (Colbert Edition) https://t.co/3G7L2da8L3

Cut / Paste: The sample legacy of Computer World, Kraftwerk’s most influential album https://t.co/1vg63GcLQR

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I Talk Dirty To My Houseplants

This fish’s venomous bite is like heroin 🐟💉
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Junkie parrots flying high on drugs are annoying farmers by plundering poppy fields to feed their opium addiction
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Ancient Armies Waged War With Hallucinogenic Honey https://t.co/myDWjEdB2f

Cosby on seducing women: ‘They need chemicals’
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Mystery of how sperm swim revealed in mathematical formula
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A frame grab from a video of the “men only” seat on the Mexico City Metro, part of a campaign against sexual harassment.

‘Penis Seat’ Causes Double Takes on Mexico City Subway
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Indonesian man’s body found inside python
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Medics fired for twerking next to nude, unconscious patient
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Unicode supports Blackulas now
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Photo published for Is the APOCALYPSE coming? Mystery ‘fire rainbow’ in sky sparks fears WORLD is ending

Mystery ‘fire rainbow’ in sky sparks fears of APOCALYPSE
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This 18-Year-Old Would Not Sell Urban Outfitters 10,000 Of His Hats https://t.co/M83ThPKcvV

Tyrannosaurus rex was a sensitive lover, scientists find  https://t.co/KYzL7IVIAs

Photo published for Homemade Monsters: DIY horror movie makeup from 1965

Homemade Monsters: DIY horror movie makeup from 1965
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‘Chemsex’ Is Sex + Drugs
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Dentist traded root canals for meth, peddled child porn, into bestiality: feds https://t.co/K63UrFtAL6

Photo published for 82-year-old woman still turning the tables as world's oldest DJ

82-year-old woman still turning the tables as world’s oldest club DJ https://t.co/4abVTjZRR7

“Universal adversarial preturbation” undetectably alters images so AI can’t recognize them
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Mexico invents cloud which rains tequila
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What’s Really Inside Your Cannabis Vape Cartridge?
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Internet users raise funds to buy lawmakers’ browsing histories in protest
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Facial recognition database used by FBI is out of control, House committee hears https://t.co/4ZCt6KLc6r

Eight Forgotten New York Rollercoasters
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Klaus Nomi and Joey Arias dancing in Fiorucci windows NYC – Real People

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