spermatozoon | SeMeN SPeRmS SuPeR SiTe

I Can’t Believe It’s Not SeMeN!

I opened up a tub of Smart Balance™ buttery spread today

(Haaaah…’Buttery Spread’! Yeah, I’m eatin’ healthy now…pffttt.)

‘n I saw this wonderful sight:

Looks kinda like a sperm fertilizing an egg, right?

Kinda like seein’ Jesus burned in my toast.

…Or a sperm stickin’ his head in the sand like an ostrich.

(which they never actually do, by the way)

Is it a sign? Only time will tell…(wear a condom!)

File under Found Around Content, Photography, SeMeN SPeRmS Approved, SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG, Sex