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Penis Facials: Skin Care Trend Uses Circumcised Infant Foreskins
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Exclusive: The Pentagon’s Massive Accounting Fraud Exposed
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Ecstasy pill found wrapped in boy’s Sonic burger
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Man says he killed girlfriend but will surrender — as soon as he smokes crack
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Big Pharma Suppresses Rebellion
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Princess Leia’s Coke Nail
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You can buy death row inmate’s art at the San Quentin gift shop
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Ketamine for depression: growing list of medical centers offer infusions
‘Each session costs $500 to $750’ #Sheesh!
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19-year-old dies after inhaling deodorant spray to get high
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Would you pay more for ethically sourced cocaine?
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Dark web dealers voluntarily ban deadly fentanyl
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“Perception and hallucination have a lot in common. You could say that we’re all hallucinating all of the time, and… https://t.co/3plK45QqBu

Sadat X of Brand Nubian on Crack
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Here’s why a Vermont man put up a giant, illuminated middle finger sculpture on his front lawn
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Samsung x Bootleg Supreme 😂😂😂
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Man Goes on Violent Tirade at Brooklyn Deli over a Cinnamon Bagel Sandwich 😂
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Rat in a vending machine
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New Superfood: Spider Milk
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Cruel Boss Dunks Employee’s Face in Boiling Hotpot as a Joke
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Jailed ‘Iceman’ hacker charged with drone-smuggling scheme orchestrated from behind bars
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Indian ‘corpse smuggler’ arrested with 50 human skeletons in his luggage https://t.co/KVYF3x561q

International Space Station robot CIMON likes Kraftwerk, accuses crew of being mean
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Is this dude a NIGHTBREED?!
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Maximizing Your Slut Impact: An Overly Analytical Guide to Camgirling
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The first Black Sabbath album cover was a photo of Mapledurham water mill on the Thames in Oxfordshire… https://t.co/X5GOJIxXYU

RIP Pete Shelley of the Buzzcocks
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Dip Set Stolen Valor:
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42 Musicians Who Spent Time In Prison
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If I ever get a car with a sick stereo, gonna blast this:
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List of solved missing persons cases
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‘Storage Wars’ star sold unit with $7.5 million for $500
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6 Explosive Fart Controversies
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Hugh Hefner dumped treasure trove of sex tapes into the SEA in cement-lined casket – fearing his secret conquests w… https://t.co/UaCdWvCx8o

Ewww! The Future Is FUCKED!
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Chinese AI Mistakes Ad On a Bus For an Actual CEO, Then Publicly Shames Them For ‘Jaywalking’ #TechDystopia
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This would make a better Disney film than the Lion King remake:
The horrifying story of a prostitute orangutan who… https://t.co/5OUUiAerTR

The Changing Face of Adult Film Stars: Ed Geller’s Photographs (1979-2001)
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GUT TERK: THE COOLEST OF THE COOL
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‘There’s a price to pay for pot’: Fox & Friends absurdly claims marijuana gummies are ‘killing people’
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Poo found on every McDonald’s touchscreen tested
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Italian Bioengineer Develops 3D-Printed Vegan Steak From Plant-Based Proteins https://t.co/3DfjKx6EH4

Fortnite Sued By 2 Milly for Stealing “Milly Rock” Dance
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Watergate-era anti-Nixon Pinback
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Legacy of President George H.W. Bush: War Crimes, Racism #Remembering41
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This song is dedicated to the dead Bush
“‘Do you want to know who my favorite magician is?’ As I felt his hand dig… https://t.co/iimMNuHHKY

Rudy Giuliani (Trump’s special adviser on cybersecurity) Doesn’t Seem to Know How the Internet Works
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People Are Stacking Too Many Stones
Seriously, FUCK #STONESTACKING !
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SHOW ME YER EGGS!!!

The Pharmacist Who Tries Not to Judge You https://t.co/uf6VDXzPsj

He thought he had intestinal worms. What he actually had was Chinese food! https://t.co/oLVHW5FIBm

Police break up ‘fully-fledged’ Tube train rave with MC and sound system https://t.co/bzziwD6r6n

Thieves stealing phones in the centre of São Paulo, Brazil

GOOD RIDDANCE!
Rikers Island Could Be Closed And Replaced With Smaller Jails Around New York City https://t.co/gvOBI5SDAr

I Spent a Week Trying To Make the Broadband Lobby Answer a Simple Question About Selling Your Data https://t.co/gOYpBurzeA

The Effect of Music on Plant Growth https://t.co/gyGEqNfgDt

Dix Pix Photographer
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Ohio Woman, 23, Charged with Rape at Knifepoint of Male Cabbie
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Embracing figures at Pompeii ‘could have been gay lovers’, after scan reveals they are both men https://t.co/Hc4IKqmLCJ

“What the Media Isn’t Telling You About Yesterday’s Chemical Attack in Syria https://t.co/imb7Qikew2

The Man Who Used His Nose to Keep New York’s Subways Safe https://t.co/46m0goDr6k

Deeply Artificial Trees
Bob Ross On #LSD

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6 in 10 of you will share this link without reading it, a new, depressing study says washingtonpost.com/news/the-inter…

1,200 people are killed each year over sneakers qz.com/554784

Houston man guilty in killing over Air Jordan shoes chron.com/news/houston-t…

Live Every Day Like You’re on Mushrooms theatlantic.com/health/archive…

Teenager Sent Snapchat Pic Of Murder Victim “I just killed a motherfucker 10 minutes ago.” thesmokinggun.com/documents/crim…

Michael Jackson ‘stashed pictures of animal torture and nude children’ inside locked closet at Neverland Resort telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/2…

Smartphone Users Are Paying for Their Own Surveillance truth-out.org/news/item/3649…

Zuckerberg covers his Macbook camera and audio jack with tape dailym.ai/28M5Qm1

The Bizarre World of Unsolicited Mark Zuckerberg Fan Art gizmodo.com/the-bizarre-wo…

Gator Bait

CERN Has a Deep, Dark Secret! Are They Opening The Portals Of Hell? beforeitsnews.com/prophecy/2016/…

‘Mass Hysteria’ Causes Stampede at NYC Subway Station nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Cen…

RAW VIDEO: Inside Satanic Killer Algarad’s house social.newsinc.com/media/json/690…

Wise County, Texas Cop Made Accused Sex Offenders Take Graphic Nude Photos for His Own Personal Collection
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The Day the Clown Cried edit (1972) youtu.be/n9zy-VQLL9I

World’s Largest ‘Fart-In’ Is Planned for Hillary Clinton’s Acceptance Speech in Philadelphia truthdig.com/eartotheground…

Michelle Obama is a Man Finally Proven youtu.be/dgz4lGzvdY8

$1.4 Billion Warship Can’t Run in Warm Water thedailysheeple.com/1-4-billion-wa…

Man Caught On Video Allegedly Stealing Pigeons Off NYC Street cbsloc.al/1UENLpO

Fart fight breaks out at Sloppy Joe’s deathandtaxesmag.com/293602/sloppy-…

Migos – THE DAB IS DEAD tmz.com/2016/06/19/mig… #RIPTheDab

‘John Lydon: Capital Radio, Tommy Vance Show, July 16th 1977’ soundcloud.com/rotten_1444674…

Despite Ever-Expanding Police State Measures, Cops Worse than Ever at Solving Crimes, Here’s Why thefreethoughtproject.com/extensive-poli…

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By 2025, ‘sexbots will be commonplace’
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Ohio Morgue Attendant Admits To Having Sex With Corpses While Drunk & High On Crack
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SEX AND AFFECTION 1974 Sex Positive Educational Comic
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Woman Tried To Poison Roommates After They Caught Her Having Sex With Dogs
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Houston woman named Teddy Bear Paradise pleads guilty to threatening to kill Obama
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Atlanta Woman High On Synthetic Weed Steals And Crashes Police Car
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The REAL ISSUE Behind the Ferguson, Missouri Police Response
Protest Is Treated As Terrorism In America Today
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A woman with 1.7 kilos of cocaine hidden in her breast implants was arrested at Madrid airport
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The Chinese cult that kills ‘demons’ (in McDonalds)
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Cel-Shaded Jeans Make You Look Like A Cartoon Come To Life
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You can watch an ‘unaltered’ Despecialized Edition of Star Wars in HD today, if you bend the law
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REVS Scratchiti
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Request to Enact a Law including Sasquatch / Bigfoots to the Endangered Species list.
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Cops ‘left mom’s sex toys’ in 5-year-old daughter’s bedroom
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Kenner’s 18 Inch Alien Commercial (1979)

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Mayor of the Sunset Strip (2003) Rodney Bingenheimer Hollywood Rock Scenester

Rodney Bingenheimer Riot House

The Rodney Bingenheimer of today seems always to be smiling through a deep sadness. He is a small man who still has the youthful cuteness that must have won him friends in his early days. His hair is still combed in the same tousled mid-1970s rock star style, and his T-shirts are the real thing, not retro. He lives now in an inexpensive apartment jammed with records, tapes, discs, and countless autographed photos of his friends the stars. And, yes, they are still his friends; they have not forgotten him, and David Bowie, Cher, Debbie Harry, Courtney Love, Nancy Sinatra and Mick Jagger all appear in this film and seem genuinely fond of Rodney.

Rodney Bingenheimer Riot House

Well they might. He introduced some of them — Bowie in particular — to American radio. He was known for finding new music and playing it first: The Ramones, the Sex Pistols, the Clash, Nirvana. Stations all over the country stole their playlists from Rodney. “Sonny and Cher were kinda like my mom and my dad,” he says wistfully at one point. He ran a little club for a while, featuring British glam rock, and the stars remember with a grin that it was so small the “VIP Area” consisted simply of a velvet rope separating a few chairs from the dance floor.

Rodney Bingenheimer English Disco

The story of how Bingenheimer entered into this world is apparently true, unlikely as it sounds. As a kid he was obsessed with stars, devoured the fan magazines, collected autographs. One day when he was a teenager, his mother dropped him off in front of Connie Stevens’ house and told him he was on his own. He didn’t see his mother for another five or six years. Connie wasn’t home.

Rodney Bingenheimer n Jimi Hendrix

He migrated to the Sunset Strip, but instead of dying there or disappearing into drugs or crime, he simply ingratiated himself. People liked him. He hustled himself into a job as a gofer for Davy Jones of the Monkees (they looked a little alike), and then became a backstage caterer; a survivor of a Doors tour remembers a Toronto concert where Rodney had enormous platters of fresh shrimp backstage. But the Beatles were backstage visitors, and Rodney gave them the shrimp, so there were only a few left for the Doors, who had paid for them. Challenged by The Doors, Rodney shrugged and said, “Well, they’re the Beatles.”

Rodney Bingenheimer English Disco

Wherever Bingenheimer went in the music and club scene, his face was his passport. Robert Plant says, “Rodney got more girls than I do.” We hear a little of his radio show from the old days, and what comes across is not a vibrating personality or a great radio voice — it’s kind of tentative, really — but an almost painful sincerity. He loves the music he plays, and he introduces it to you like a lover he thinks is right for you. The road downhill was gradual, apparently. We get glimpses of Rodney today, repairing his mom’s old Nova with a pair of pliers, shuffling forlornly through souvenirs of his glory days. He seems very even, calm, sad but resigned, except for one moment the documentary camera is not supposed to witness, when he finds that another deejay, a person he sponsored and gave breaks to, is starting a show of new music — stealing Rodney’s gig. He explodes in anger. We’re glad he does. He has a lot to feel angry about.

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The film was directed by George Hickenlooper, who made the classic doc “Hearts Of Darkness: A Filmmaker’s Apocalypse” (1991), about the nightmare of Coppola’s “Apocalypse Now,” and the wonderful fiction film “The Man From Elysian Fields” (2001). Why did he make this film (apart from the possibility that someone named Hickenlooper might feel an affinity for someone named Bingenheimer)? Hickenlooper has been around fame at an early age. He was 26 when he released the doc about the Coppola meltdown. He cast Mick Jagger and James Coburn in “Elysian Fields.” He was aware of Rodney Bingenheimer when the name still opened doors. His film evokes what the Japanese call mono no aware, which refers to the impermanence of life and the bittersweet transience of things. There is a little Rodney Bingenheimer in everyone, but you know what? Most people aren’t as lucky as Rodney. – Roger Ebert

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Whose Genitals Were Like Those Of Donkeys And Whose Emission Was Like That Of Horses


Ezekiel 23:20

‘She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.’ Ezekiel 23:20

Tiger Photos Now Cliché On Dating Sites
‘Tinder users estimate they encounter tigers in one out of every 10 profiles’
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‘Weed Fairy’ Hands Out Free Marijuana Around Seattle
Tapes nugs to flyers
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What Would REALLY Happen to Snowden If He Returns to the United States?
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Blond blue eyed white guy gets plastic surgery to look Korean
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Man arrested for allegedly stealing more than $350,000 worth of human skin from a Philadelphia hospital
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Homophobic Texas restaurant is being trolled by gays on Yelp and Google reviews
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Pooping Dog Diverts Philly-Bound Flight
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Detroit’s decline, as told by Google Street View
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World On Brink Of Sixth Great Extinction, Species Disappearing Faster Than Ever Before
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Human consciousness is simply a state of matter, like a solid or liquid – but quantum
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Unidentified Flying Objects In Classical Antiquity
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Suspected I-81 state trooper killer blames ‘time warp’
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The Spirit Radio That Creeped Out Nikola Tesla
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‘Smart’ Meter Spying Finally Admitted
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Man with manure fetish jailed for eight-year vendetta against farmer who banned him rolling naked in cowpats
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The Black Panther Coloring Book – The Sabotage Of Legitimate Dissent

This is but one horrific example of the tactics used by the Federal Bureau of Investigation to stifle legitimate dissent and violate the civil rights of political groups that the administration dislikes. Along with the anti-war movement, the Nixon White House targeted the civil rights movement for disruption, using on-campus informants to infiltrate and in many cases to disrupt legal protests and activism. This coloring book, which was purported to be from the Black Panthers, had actually been rejected by them when it was brought to them by a man later revealed to have intelligence connections. Not to be troubled by the fact that the Panthers found the coloring book revolting, the FBI added even more offensive illustrations, and mass mailed it across America. It so infuriated the white population that they stopped listening to the legitimate grievances of the black people. While it can be argued that such an action did not technically violate the right of the Black Panthers to free
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Why You See What You See When You’re Tripping on Psychedelics
You are electric. Your brain is a super-continent only partially charted. Your mind’s eye is fire-hosing garbled and complex equations, proofs, and logical dead-ends, and will do so for something like the next 10 hours, possibly longer. You are diving through bottomless fractals and honeycombs. You’re scaling lattices and gratings as tall as mountains, and now you’re tracing the filigrees and fretwork of the Relief of Time. You’re plucking noise out of thin air, damnit, spreading the sonic detritus over your person like some strange sort of salve. You look down at your hands only to see how they’ve melted to the floor in small, fleshy puddles. You turn to your trip sitter, a trusted friend who appears now to be spewing fire so as to beat back a gaggle of ankle-biting, animatronic elves. The walls are breathing, you swear it. You’re tripping. 
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A Brief History of Movie Fanzines

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Turtle smokes 10 cigarettes a day

Tang, a restaurant chef in Donghu town, Changchun, Jilin Province who is helping his boss raise the turtle, explained he got the idea to introduce the pet to tobacco one day after he discovered it being hurt by a chicken bone. As he plucked the bone from its belly, the turtle snapped at him, upon which he was inspired to try inserting a cigarette. Now the turtle ‘restlessly’ paces back and forth if it doesn’t get a smoke, and chases after Tang when he lights up, said the report.
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THE BEST BIRTH CONTROL IN THE WORLD IS FOR MEN

The doctor applies some local anaesthetic, makes a small pinhole in the base of the scrotum, reaches in with a pair of very thin forceps, and pulls out the small white vas deferens tube. Then, the doctor injects the polymer gel (called Vasalgel here in the US), pushes the vas deferens back inside, repeats the process for the other vas deferens, puts a Band-Aid over the small hole, and the man is on his way. 
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The 15 Greatest Movie Trip Scenes Ever

There’s always been a lot of tripping in movies, and man, is it hilarious. People trip all the time. Why, just the other day, I had dropped my backpack on the floor of my apartment right when I walked in, and as I circled back around really quickly I ended up stepping right into … Oh. OHHH. That type of tripping. The one with hallucinogenic drugs. Okay, got it. Yeah, that type of tripping is funny, too. And hey, that’s in a bunch of movies as well! Like, say, this week’s “This is the End.” Or so we hear. We’ve counted down for you the Top 15 “tripping” scenes in movies, ranked in order of … trippiest? We guess?
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One in five young adults admit to using smartphone during sex

A survey released Thursday found nearly one in ten smart­phone owners admitted to having used their phone during sex. Overall, nine percent of those surveyed said they had used their smartphone during sex. Young adults were particularly comfortable with multitasking during intercourse. Among those ages 18 to 34, one in five admitted to using their smartphone amid coitus.
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Cops say man stole IDs to fund 17 Disney vacations

When Alexander Pera, a former manager of a steak house in Lincolnshire, Illinois, was arrested last week, police say he had an unusual motivation for his alleged misdeeds. Pera was charged with stealing the identities of 50 customers and former employees of the restaurant to finance trips to Disney World — known, of course, as the “happiest place on earth.” The Lincolnshire Police Department said he used fraudulently obtained gift cards, cash and prepaid credit cards worth $50,000 to pay for two Disney cruises and 15 Disney World trips over five months.
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11 Things Banned in Other Countries, but Legal in the U.S.

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‘Pothole Robin Hood’ Steals City-Owned Asphalt to Patch Up Streets – But the City Is Not Grateful

The newest twist on the legendary saying seems to go something like this: He robs asphalt from the city and fills in the poor holes that plague the streets. And while a “Pothole Robin Hood” he may very well be to his supporters, Ron Chane won’t be getting spiritual advice from Friar Tuck anytime soon…and Jackson, Miss., most definitely isn’t Sherwood Forest. Because Chane—who’s made a name for himself lately by taking what he says is asphalt from the city of Jackson so he and his girlfriend can fill its potholes—is under police investigation for his actions.
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Alabama Post Office Evacuated Due To Personal Lubricant Spill

KY Intense Arousal gel is relatively new to the market. It’s billed as a product that can “heighten sensitivity and satisfaction.” Unfortunately, when some of the product spilled in an Alabama post office on Tuesday morning, employees didn’t know what the substance was. All it heightened was a safety alert. The building was evacuated and a hazardous materials team came in to dispose of the mysterious liquid.
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The Ugliness Of The Future Tallest Building In The World

A look at the plans…for Sky City One reveal that the maximum width of each unit of the building will be just 3.9 meters, or 12.8 feet. That’s the width of a “single-wide” mobile home in the U.S. Save a dizzyingly tall interior atrium extending from the first to the 170th floor, any interior spaces wider than that will be interrupted by the steel columns that define the edge of each pre-fabricated unit.
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Muscle Rock: The tone-deaf body-builder rock ‘n’ roll heroics of THOR!!!

Jon Mikl Thor made one of the campiest attempts at a rocker persona that I’m personally familiar with—and that includes my beloved Handsome Dick Manitoba and New York Dolls. A former Canadian bodybuilder (and onetime Mr. USA), Jon Mikl Thor decided to parlay his, er, natural stage presence into a musical career, fronting for the band THOR in 1973.
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Good Times at Korea’s Sex Theme Park

Behold Jeju Loveland! Located in Jeju Island, the erotic theme park is home to over 140 saucy, silly, and downright funny sculptures that all have one thing in common: sex. No wonder the park is 18-and-up only. (There is a kid-friendly recreation area where adults can drop off their young ones while they go look at giant dicks.) Loveland opened back in 2004 after art school grads began creating these interesting monuments to bumping uglies. The theme park is way over the top, which seems to invite visitors to take goofy pictures:
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McDonald’s Apologizes After Employee Asks Customer If Her Breasts Are Real… Twice

“The young man gestured toward my chest and said ‘are those real or fake?’,” recalls the customer. “I was dumbfounded… He repeated the question again, totally unaware that he was being offensive.”
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The Art of Punk: Great new short documentary on Winston Smith and Dead Kennedys

The third and final installment of “The Art of Punk,” MOCA-TV‘s great web series that looks at the increasingly historically important graphic design of the punk era. This time around, Jello Biafra and Winston Smith talk about the “look” of Dead Kennedys’ posters, handbills and record covers and explain how the logo came about. There’s a wonderful moment here when Biafra—generously giving credit where it’s historically due—explains his “aha!” moment, when he realized that collaborating creatively with Smith would allow him to present foldouts, posters and booklets ala Crass, but funny.
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Shocker: Only 1% of So Called Terrorists Nabbed by the FBI Were Real

In the dozen years since the 9/11 attacks, we’ve watched as a classified new legal regime for government surveillance has been hashed out, local police forces have become heavily armed military-type units and a whole new layer of bureaucracy has hatched to provide us with an abundance of “homeland security.” Proponents of this build-up argue that it’s made us safer. They point to hundreds of foiled plots to make their case. But Trevor Aaronson, author ofThe Terror Factory: Inside the FBI’s Manufactured War on Terrorism, dug into these supposedly dastardly plots and found that they are much less than meets the eye.
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Man Arrested For Hiding In Gutter To Peep Up Women’s Skirts

A Kobe man has been arrested for what Facebook users see as a unique and somewhat ingenious crime. Hirai Yasuomi (26), was reported to police after someone discovered him lying face-up in a street gutter so that he was able to look up the skirts of women passing by. While most people point out that what he did is certainly perverted and deserves punishment, netizens also praised his enthusiasm and ability to put his dastardly plans into action.
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‘Anti-pervert’ hairy leggings all the rage in China

Hairy leggings meant to keep unwanted male attention at bay are all the rage among girls in China. That’s right. Leggings covered in hair.
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$509K Federal Safe-Sex Study Will Text ‘Gay-Lingo’ to Meth Addicts

A $509,840 grant by the National Institutes of Health will pay for a study that will send text messages in “gay lingo” to methamphetamine addicts to try to persuade them to use fewer drugs and more condoms. The study began in February.
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Nigerian survives two days at sea, in underwater air pocket

“I was there in the water in total darkness just thinking it’s the end. I kept thinking the water was going to fill up the room but it did not,” he said. “I was so hungry but mostly so, so thirsty. The salt water took the skin off my tongue.” “I could perceive the dead bodies of my crew were nearby. I could smell them. The fish came in and began eating the bodies. I could hear the sound.” But after 60 hours, Mr Harrison heard the sound of knocking.
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Pope blesses hundreds of Harley-Davidsons

Biker culture came to the Vatican on Sunday as Pope Francis blessed thousands of Harley-Davidsons and their riders celebrating the manufacturer’s 110th anniversary with a loud parade and plenty of leather. Thundering Harley engines nearly drowned out the Latin recitation of the “Our Father” prayer that accompanied Francis as he greeted the crowd before Mass. Standing in his open-top jeep, Francis drove up the main boulevard leading to St. Peter’s Square, blessing the thousands of people in what was a giant Harley parking lot.
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Eyeball-Licking Fetish Causes Eye Patch Epidemic Among Kids

“After class one day, I went into the equipment store in the gymnasium to tidy up. The door had been left open, and when I looked inside, a male pupil and a female pupil had their faces close together and were kind of fumbling around. Could it be bullying? I wondered, but when I had a good look, the boy was licking the girl’s eye! Surprised, a shouted “What are you doing? Stop it at once!” and the two of them were so shocked they jumped apart. The girl burst into tears, and the boy just went bright red and was shaken up. At any rate, to try to calm them down I took them to the janitor’s room and listened to their story.”
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U.K. girl uses her toy unicorn’s fake passport to get through Turkish customs

A Turkish customs official waved Emily Harris through customs at Antalya airport—after stamping a passport identifying her as a unicorn. Mom Nicky Harris, from Cwmbran, South Wales, said: ‘The passport doesn’t even look real—it’s got gold teddy bears on the front.’
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Hot Tuna? – The Fish of Fukushima

It is clear from the report that the Union-Tribune and the Guardian grossly “mis-headlined” the NAS’s findings. The tuna had an estimated 7.7 nano-sieverts [the sievert is a standard measure of the biological impacts of radiation] per 7-ounce serving. Since no radiation exposure of any kind is “safe,” headlines writers declaring the risk is “nil” and the tuna “safe” had not done the slightest bit of digging.
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Behind Closed Doors – Sexual Abuse of Captive Dolphins

The trainer in the 18 second video has not been identified, nor has the dolphin, however it is assumed that the dolphin is (or was, granted it is still alive) trained for Artificial Insemination. This is assumed because in the video the trainer places his hand around the opening near the males penile slit (a cue for the dolphin to present it’s penis), it is then that the dolphin (inverted) exposes his penis to the trainer and the trainer then proceeds to suck on the tip until the dolphin ejaculates in his mouth. Following the dolphins successful act it is given a cue, the common “whistle blow” signaling a job well done. The video is then ended.
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We Drank Soylent, The Weird Food of The Future

Soylent looks as appetizing as it sounds. The combination of its off-white color, opacity and viscosity made it look—sorry to be gross here—like watered-down semen. Tiny specs of something brown and no doubt highly nutritious floated in the liquid. Taking a sip, it was actually not distasteful, as long as I blocked out all thoughts of bodily fluid. (This was hard to do; perhaps Soylent could improve my ability to concentrate on things other than semen while drinking Soylent.) Soylent tastes like the homemade nontoxic Play-Doh you made, and sometimes ate, as a kid. Slightly sweet and earthy with a strong yeasty aftertaste.
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Life-coach radio hosts commit suicide together

Two life coaches who hosted a radio show called “The Pursuit of Happiness” apparently committed suicide together in their Brooklyn apartment, police said. Motivational speaker John Littig, 48, and his common-law psychotherapist wife, Lynne Rosen, 46, were found with plastic bags over their heads and a tube attached to a canister of helium, according to police.
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Colombia’s controversial cure for coke addicts: Give them marijuana

Marijuana has long been accused of being a gateway to deadlier vices. But could cannabis be a swinging door that might also lead people away from hard drugs? That’s what this capital city is trying to find out. In a controversial public health project, Bogota will supply marijuana to 300 addicts of bazuco, a cheap cocaine derivative that generates crack-like highs and is as addictive as heroin.
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Infected Photos Steal From Car Shoppers

If an online seller sends you photos of an item, run them through a malware scanner first — at least according to the FBI. A new warning issued by the bureau suggests that many buyers have fallen victim to malware scams that involve what seem to be innocuous photo attachments. Photos containing malware can crop up when dealing with shady sellers on services like Craigslist. A seller will list an expensive item, like a car, for an amount of money that just skirts the line of “too-good-to-be-true.” The one catch is that the seller only provides photos upon request.
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Town mails discarded dog poop back to errant pet owners

The paper reports that the town council of Brunete, located about 20 miles from Madrid, has undertaken a complex effort to crack down on the disrespectful dog owners. Twenty volunteers have been enlisted to approach dog owners who leave their pet’s poop behind, and to strike up a conversation with the goal of finding out the name of the dog. “With the name of the dog and the breed it was possible to identify the owner from the registered pet database held in the town hall,” a spokesman from the council told the Telegraph. Once the owner’s address was confirmed, the dog poop is scooped up, placed in a box containing the town hall’s insignia and delivered via courier to the owner’s home. And to top it all off, the box is labeled, “Lost Property.”
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How Birds Lose Their Penises

About 10,000 species of birds have reduced or absent external genitalia as adults. Many have normal penises as embryos, but as they develop, their penises stop growing and shrink away. (Despite that, male birds still manage to fertilize female birds through internal insemination, just like humans. We’ll get to how in a moment.) To study how male birds lose their penises, the UF researchers examined the embryonic development of birds with penises (ducks and emus) and birds without penises (chicks), among other creatures. What they found was that a critical gene called Bmp4 switches on, causing developing genitals to wither away. In other birds like ducks and emus, that gene stays switched off, allowing their penises to grow fully. (In some birds, they grow a little too fully: certain species of water fowl, like ducks, have such large phalluses
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