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The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

 

The Star Wars Holiday Special is a 1978 American television special set in the Star Wars galaxy. It was one of the first official Star Wars spin-offs, and was directed by Steve Binder. The show was broadcast in its entirety only once, in the United States and Canada, November 17, 1978, on the U.S. television network CBS from 8:00 pm to 10:00 pm, Eastern Standard Time (EST), and on the Canadian television network CTV from 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm, Eastern Standard Time.

In the storyline that ties the special together, Chewbacca and Han Solo visit Kashyyyk, Chewbacca’s home world, to celebrate Life Day. Along the way they are pursued by agents of the Galactic Empire, who are searching for members of the Rebel Alliance on the planet. The special introduces three members of Chewbacca’s family: his father Itchy, his wife Malla, and his son Lumpy (Later retconned to Attichitcuk, Mallatobuck, and Lumpawarrump, respectively).

During the special, scenes also take place in outer space and in spacecraft including the Millennium Falcon and an Imperial Star Destroyer. The variety-show segments and cartoon introduce a few other locales, such as a cantina on the desert planet of Tatooine and a gooey, reddish ocean planet known as Panna.

The program also features many other Star Wars characters, including Luke Skywalker, C-3PO, R2-D2, Darth Vader, Han Solo and Princess Leia Organa (who sings the film’s “theme song”, set to the music of John WilliamsStar Wars theme, near the end). The program includes stock footage from Star Wars,and also features a cartoon produced by Toronto-based Nelvana that officially introduces the bounty hunter Boba Fett.

The special is notorious for its negative reception.Anthony Daniels, in a documentary promoting the worldwide tour of Star Wars: In Concert, notes with a laugh that the Star Wars universe includes “The horrible Holiday Special that nobody talks about”. George Lucas did not have significant involvement with the film’s production, and was unhappy with the results. David Acomba, a classmate of Lucas’ at USC film school, had been selected to direct the special, but he chose to leave the project, a decision supported by Lucas.

The Star Wars Holiday Special has never been re-telecast or officially released on home video. It has therefore become something of a cultural legend, due to the “underground” quality of its existence. It has been viewed and distributed in off-air recordings made from its original telecast by fans, which were later adapted to content-sharing websites via the Internet.


George Lucas himself has rarely commented on the special, or even acknowledged its existence. He is said to have nothing but the utmost contempt for it. For instance, Tom Burman, one of the costume designers for the holiday special, has said that Lucas once told him that he was very disappointed with the final product.

At one Australian fan convention, he reportedly said “If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that show and smash it.” In an online chat with fans, he reportedly said: “The Holiday Special does not represent my vision for Star Wars.” In an interview with Maxim in May 2002, Maxim asked the question, “Any plans for a Special Edition of the Holiday Special?” In response, Lucas said, “Right. That’s one of those things that happened, and I just have to live with it.”

Later, in a May 2005 interview with StaticMultimedia.com, Lucas was asked if the film had soured him on working in television. He replied: “The special from 1978 really didn’t have much to do with us, you know. I can’t remember what network it was on, but it was a thing that they did. We kind of let them do it. It was done by… I can’t even remember who the group was, but they were variety TV guys. We let them use the characters and stuff and that probably wasn’t the smartest thing to do, but you learn from those experiences.”

The official Star Wars site states that the holiday special “delivered mixed results,” and states that the highlight of the special was the Boba Fett animated segment.[6] The official site also says, when referring to the fan interest in seeing the Wookiees on screen, “the 1978 Holiday Special didn’t cut it.”[7] When asked at a fan convention, “So, you don’t like it (the holiday special) either?”, Lucasfilm head of content and fan relations, Steve Sansweet replied “No. I mean, I like the ten minute introduction of Boba Fett, but that’s about it.” The official site also refers to the Boba Fett animated segment as “a cult classic”.

On February 8, 2006, Harrison Ford made an appearance on Late Night with Conan O’Brien, and during the interview, Conan O’Brien brought up the special, and began asking various questions regarding it, such as inquiring whether he remembered making it. Ford said nothing, but looked away and shook his head nervously, then saying he had no memory of it whatsoever and it, therefore, “doesn’t exist.” The audience responded with laughter and applause. O’Brien then asked Ford what he would think if he played a clip of the special on the show, Ford jokingly grabbed him, then said that “[he’d] never seen it, maybe it’ll be nice.” Humorously acting anxious and distracted, Ford suffered through the clip (which featured a scene showing Ford as Han Solo telling Chewbacca and his wife that they are “like family” to him), and then muttered a gruff, sarcastic “thank you” to O’Brien, before continuing with the interview to promote his then newest film, Firewall.

On the 2010 television program Times Talk, New York Times columnist David Carr asked Carrie Fisher about the Holiday Special; she said that she made George Lucas give her a copy of the Special in exchange for recording DVD commentary for the Star Wars films. She added that she shows it at parties, “mainly at the end of the night when she wants people to leave.”

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The War Game (1965) An Enormous Door Slamming In The Depths Of Hell


The War Game is a fictional, worst-case-scenario docu-drama about nuclear war and its aftermath in and around a typical English city.

After watching The War Game, I realized where Discharge got the sample for the starting of

The Possibility Of Life’s Destruction (at 16:11)

Can you hear the sound of an enormous door slamming in the depths of hell?!


The War Game (1965)

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The Atomic Cafe (1982) Cold War Propaganda Films Remixed Into Anti-Nuke Propaganda

One of the defining documentaries of the 20th century, THE ATOMIC CAFE (1982) offers a darkly humorous glimpse into mid-century America, an era rife with paranoia, anxiety, and misapprehension. Whimsical and yet razor-sharp, this timeless classic illuminates the often comic paradoxes of life in the “Atomic Age,” while also exhibiting a genuine nostalgia for an earlier and more innocent nation.

Narrated through an astonishing array of vintage clips and music–from military training films to campy advertisements, presidential speeches to pop songs–the film revolves around the threat–and thrill–of the newly minted atomic bomb. Taking aim at the propaganda and false optimism of the 1950s, the film’s satire shines most vividly in the clever image splicing, such as footage of a decimated Hiroshima alongside cheerful suburban “duck-and-cover” routines. More than anything else, THE ATOMIC CAFE shows how nuclear warfare infiltrated the living rooms of America, changing the nation from the inside out.

Immensely entertaining and devilishly witty, THE ATOMIC CAFE serves up a revealing slice of American history: the legendary decade when we learned to live in a nuclear world.


The Atomic Cafe

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Wizards (1977) Ralph Bakshi Bites Vaughn Bode

Wizards is a 1977 American animated post-apocalyptic science fiction/fantasy film about the battle between two wizards, one representing the forces of magic and one representing the forces of technology. It was written, produced, and directed by Ralph Bakshi. This is 20th Century Fox’s first animated film.” –Wikipedia

“In a post apocalyptic future that appears as a blend of World War II Europe and J.R.R. Tolkien‘s Middle-earth, a pint-size wizard named Avatar must save the world from a band of fascist mutants controlled by his evil twin brother, Blackwolf, who likes to confuse enemy armies by projecting films of Adolf Hitler speeches during attacks. Painted live-action footage of advancing Nazi armies contrasts with Saturday-morning-cartoon-style animation of fairies and elves as Avatar travels through various magical and radioactive realms on his quest. Aiding him are a sexually promiscuous fairy queen, a hot-blooded warrior elf and Peace, a misunderstood robot rebelling against his Blackwolf-controlled programming. A bizarre and psychedelic meditation on magic vs. technology, this ultimate futuristic fantastic epic cult film still finds an audience on college campuses and will prove quite rewarding to viewers in the right frame of mind.” –IMDb

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Remix Mario Sounds!
Al Lewis, Beloved as ‘Grandpa Munster,’ Dies at 95
RIP
Heroin Implants Turned Puppies Into Drug Mules
Songs about Heroin
Pac-Man Ass Tattoo
Wakka! Wakka! Wakka!
Police: Man offered crack to officer in uniform
Popcorn-Song.com
Oh Shit, It’s A Whole Site About ‘Popcorn’!
Cookie Monsters of death-metal music.
Wall Street Journal Interviews Frank Oz, The Voice Of The Cookie Monster, About His Influence On Death Metal!
LSD Tested on British Troops – Google Video
Troops Trip
Neave Lab › Pinwheel
Drugless Acid Effect
baitcar_oncoming.wmv (video/x-ms-wmv Object)
Oncoming! Oncoming! Crystal Meth is a BITCH!
EXCESS ALL AREAS
Take More! Take More! TAKE MORE!
Glue Sniffing and Pills
Vintage Film Strip With Groovy Graphics
Drug Identifier
Enter The Shape, Color, & Markings To Find Out What Yer About To Wash Down With That Beer.
Vintage Drug Ads
How to mess with Coke Machines
Hack a Coke Machine!
How I stalked my girlfriend
Using GPS To Spy On A Loved One…No Privacy In The Modern Era
International Real Estate – Islands for Sale Worldwide
Fuck Saving For A House…I’m Saving For An ISLAND!
Cocaine Blunts & Hip Hop Tapes
We eat so many shrimp
unkut.com – A Tribute To Ignorance (Remix)
Party Flyers
A Shitload of Old School Hip-Hop Party Flyers
Oh Word
HoustonSoReal
BEAUTIFULHUSTLE.COM | Healin hoods with this shit up out my kitchen..
phallus.is
Dick Museum In Iceland
-:* Sedlec Ossuary Gallery – Page 1 *:-
Holy Shit…40,000 Skeletons Decorate This Church In The Czech Republic!
Keith Richards guitar chops fan, 1981 video clip
Ka-BonG!
Crispin Glover on Letterman
Classic Shit, River’s Edge Era! Hiiii-Yah!
Eyebrow-Raising Tattoos
Fuck You!
The Odds of Dying
Now Taking Bets!
Doug Gilford’s Mad Cover Site
Every Mad Magazine Cover! What, Me Worry?
7 i n c h p u n k
Awesome Collection Of MP3’s From Rare Punk 7 Inch Gems!
Cute Overload! 😉
So Damn Cute It’ll Make Yer Teeth Hurt!
IRAK NYC
Fan Fotolog
PONG-Story
The Story Of The First Video Game
dizzydvd1.mov (video/quicktime Object)
We Got The Dizzy DVD In The Store, Yo!
Christian T Shirt Design from Godly Garb.
Jesus Is The New All-Over Print!
The Daily Monkey
New Monkey Every Day!
NYPL Digital Gallery
Thousands Of Vintage Images For Yer Browsing Pleasure
Original Gangsta Bling Diamonds
Photoshop Tutorial For All You Begining Street Wear Graphic Designers
Lame/funny/bad tattoos for your enjoyment.
Stupid Is Forever
Nintendo Punch-Out! Live Reenactment
Crip Walkin’
Blue Note: Over 1000 great jazz album covers
Some Good Shit Right Here!
Project Censored / WanttoKnow.info
Censored News Stories of 2005: Top 10 Project Censored News Stories
Blotter Art
LSD Graphics
One Word Movie
Castle of love
Take Yer Girl To White Castle For A Romantic Valentine’s Dinner
Answer Songs, Parodies, and Death Tunes
Vandals wanted to test Amsterdam subway trains
Nothing Can Be Truly Vandal Proof . When There’s A Will, There Is A Way!
The ABC’s of Sex education for trainables
A 70’s training film for people who need to teach sex ed. classess to the mentally disabled.
35mm Stock Footage Building demolition
11 Minutes Of Buildings Blowing Up!
Concern over rise of ‘happy slapping’ craze
UK Kids Beat Up People And Record It On Their Phones…Coming To NYC Soon!
Sunday Times: My strange life with someone else’s face
The world’s first face transplant recipient, Isabelle Dinoire, pictured for the first time in public since her operation.
Other dimensions might soon be detected
Beach Blanket A-Ron
(The Other) Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of All Time
Las Vegas SUN: Former porn star dies in car crash outside Las Vegas
Anna Malle Dead At 38
The Latest Craze: Anal Bleaching
Celebrity NippleWatch‚Ñ¢
BBS Ads Collection v1.0
Cool ASCII Art From The Pre-Internet Days
Dateline Warns On The Dangers Of MySpace
“When ‚ÄúDateline‚Äù surfed MySpace, we found scenes of binge drinking, apparent drug use, teens posing in underwear, and other members simulating sex, and in some cases even having it. We also found less provocative pages like Shannon‚Äôs was, but potent
Weird Pissing Sculpture
Jeremy Reid’s Backyard Roller Coaster
Steve-O Trashed Beyond Belief
SNEAKER JOCK FROM MILANO
Sneaker Nerds Take It To The Extreme
All-Ages Kirk/Spock Archive: Star Trek gay romantic art
Nordic Viking Metal With Naked Synth
Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
jan_pehechaan_ho.mpg (video/mpeg Object)
Masked 60’s Bollywood Dance Craze
slow_dogs.mov (video/quicktime Object)
Wwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffff
Plan59 > Mid-Century Commercial Art and Illustration
Mid-Century Commercial Pop Art
Rat Kings
Ewwwww!
Jello City In The Ghetto
This Is How We Learn To Fold Shirts At The aNYthing Store
SupersizedMeals.com – Foodstuffs of Epic Proportions
For All You Fat Fucks!
SitePal – How Sitepal Works?
Creepy animated people who are supposed to help you sell on yer website. Fun to play with for a lil’ while.
Tennessee “Crack Tax” brings in nearly $2 million in first year
Mermaids, jackalopes and a one-eyed pig
RFID-Zapper(EN) – 22C3
DIY RFID-Zapper Made From Disposible Camera
Urban Legends Reference Pages: Photo Gallery (Licensed to Thrill)
Honk If You Like Anal!
2005 Mug Shots Of The Year
Find Music You’ll Love – Pandora
This Fuckin’ Rules! Check It Out!
PAPERMAG: They Only Come Out at Night
Dash Snow Portfolio
Artfagzzzz
artnet.com Magazine Features – 24-7
Interview With Ryan McGinley
Ryan McGinley
This Fag Needs To Update His Site Already!
Superdickery.com
Superman Is A Dick!
The Yellow Icon : Quality Freeware Icons For You
Weird To Think That People Actually Sit Around And Make These
STLtoday – News – St. Louis City / County
Ankle bracelet can catch DWI offenders who cheat
CBC News Indepth: Aboriginal Canadians
Aboriginal Canadians Huff Gas
CNN.com – Fine for urinal art attacker – Jan 24, 2006
A Frenchman who attacked and damaged “Fountain,” a urinal declared a work of art by Dada pioneer Marcel Duchamp, was ordered on Tuesday to pay a fine of ‚Ǩ214,000 euros ($262,700)
Alleged Crack Dealer Uses Business Cards
“…the business card had an image of what appeared to be an alarm clock being hit by a boxing glove and said: “For a quick hit on time call the boss.”
Feds smoke out largest drug tunnel yet
Mexican Drug Smuggling Tunnel
DuckHunt 1945
DuckHunt x 1945 Videogame Mash-Up
The Advertiser: Treasure in the sand
Expensive Whale Puke
Adult diaper sales soar in China
For All You Chinese Adult Baby Fetishists
Paris Hilton doesn’t change facial expressions (original sound)
This Bitch Must Be A Robot…She Sure Fucks Like One!
yougottoloveit.mp3 (audio/mpeg Object)
Grade A NyC Beef!
Litwack.org
Cool Blog That Linked To Us
popsike.com – searchresults – rare vinyl records auction results
Check Out How Yer Lil’ Round Black Plastic Investments Are Doin’!
aNYthing glob
Loop-De-Loop Never Not Worksafe
EFF: Homepage
we make money not art
Joe La Pompe
Synapse Magazine – Electronic Music and Synthesizers
Old School 70’s Electronic Music Magazine. Cool DEVO Interview!
Dead Porn Stars
Kooks Museum Lobby
ookworld – Observing Obscure Kulture – index
Music You (Possibly) Won’t Hear Anyplace Else
Spread The Good Word
PCL LinkDump
Get LoFi
Dead Porn Stars – Alex Jordan,Angelique Pettijohn,Arcadia Lake,Cal Jammer,Chance Ryder,Charli Waters,C.J. Lang,Joey Karson,John C. Holmes,Kim Kitaine,Krysti Lynn,Laurien Dominique,Lei Lani,Leslie Glass,Linda Wong,Lisa De Leeuw,Lolo Ferrari,Megan Leigh,Moa
A list of dead porn stars with photos, dates, and causes
R. Luke DuBois
Every #1 song ever to appear on Billboard Top 100 squashed into one long song
The Weird World of 70s Cinema * Home
Retro Thing
Urban Legends Reference Pages: What’s New
Satan’s Laundromat
This is a photolog of New York, with an emphasis on urban decay, strange signage, and general weirdness.
:: Mikey Sklar :: Electric Clothing ::
DIY RFID human implants
Jecta – Electonic Animal Identification
electronic ID administering equipment
1984 Grenada Comic Book
BME: Body Modification Ezine – The biggest and best online bod-mod site since 1994
modblog.bmezine.com: Body modification blog (piercings, tattoos, suspension, and more)
The Memory Hole [rescuing knowledge, freeing information]
Rubber Johnny
“It’s the creepy video everyone is talking about”
AudioMastermind
Module-records blog about electronic music: Wee arrre the rrrobotsss
The Internet Pinball Machine Database
CLIR Reports
Copyright Issues Relevant to Digital Preservation and Dissemination of Pre-1972 Commercial Sound Recordings by Libraries and Archives
It’s JerryTime!
Cool Autobiographical Animation With An ‘American Splendor’ Flavor
Tick Tock Toys – Archives & Galleries
NPR : Kool Herc: A Founding Father of Hip Hop
Library of Vinyl Experience (L.O.V.E.)
The Hype Machine – Today’s Blog Music
ear fuzz
Funky16Corners
Mastermix dot org old school pirate bootleg mp3s
The Vice Guide To New York Graffiti
*** Keep A Breast ***
IRAK: Fact Magazine
sixcentz.com nyc graffiti
Myspace.com
5th Dimension Forum
Criminal Mischief
MTAA-RR [ news/twhid/unmerry_prankster_in_nytimes.html ]
witz.org: When Graffiti guys go to jail
Shitwhistle!
Criminal Mischief by Nicole Gelinas
Wooster Collective : Stickers / Posters / Graf / Culture Jamming
A Fistful of Westerns : A site dedicated to the Spaghetti Western movie genre.
SUB POP RECORDS
God Hates America — A Warning to the USA!!!
Pinball Pal
music (for robots)
CRACKERPACKS-Firecracker Labels
Music thing
Srs Sexual Reassignment Surgery Miami
Not For The Faint Of Heart…Not Worksafe…BE WARNED!
The Pirate Radio Hall of Fame
Looping tools
The Essential Ghoul’s Record Shelf
Chocoreve
Blotter Art :: LSD Blotter Index from 1980’s
Circuitbend
Ben Samuels’ Classic Golden Age Comic Book Cover Gallery
DrugTexT articles main page
Maunsell Towers
Cool rusted structures that used to host a pirate radio station.
www.phrack.org
Boing Boing: A Directory of Wonderful Things
Daily Rotten: Weird News
BLAM-BLAMMED!
IRAK NYC
aNYthing
SeMeN SpErMs SuPa SiTe
www.myspace.com/semensperms

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