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Muted Star Wars, Trump, Marvel, & iPhone from my timeline, it’s like a breath of fresh air! 🔇💩

“We’re hallucinating all the time, It’s just that when we agree about our hallucinations, we call that reality.”
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21 Savage “Jealous Of Lil Yachty Buys $300K Self Portrait Chain To Compete

Charges filed against Lake Central teacher accused of snorting drugs in class https://t.co/NsnLqU4req

Amazon Shitted On Yer Lawn
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“Alien Down!”
Did the U.S. Air Force Shoot & Kill a Runaway Alien At Fort Dix New Jersey in 1978? 👽🔫
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New York City Has Genetically Distinct ‘Uptown’ and ‘Downtown’ Rats
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Facebook’s New Suicide Detection A.I., Could Put Innocent People Behind Bars https://t.co/WsNVKo5W2W

Kellyanne Conway always struck me as someone tweaking on Adderall #BigPharma
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‘Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies’
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The pleasure of remembering obsolete technologies https://t.co/BIVJxssSrC

‘Break up Google and Facebook if you ever want innovation again’ https://t.co/6wIcTFl3c8

All the Ways You Can Break Your Penis
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Sir Richard Branson “motorboated” backing singer, Antonia Jenae, by sticking his face in her boobs and shaking it v… https://t.co/STIV6vgcU1

Does Smoking Pot Affect The Taste Of Sperm?
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Inside the Orgasm Lab
https://t.co/A5RqM2T17s

First smart condom collects data during sex to show men if they’re good in bed https://t.co/SPvq5thqIw

Bio-engineered Plants May Be Spying on You
https://t.co/X7A0HKDzJH

20 Year Old Chinese Video Game Streamer Reportedly Dies of Exhaustion After Months of Sleepless Nights
https://t.co/U8kkUhgI8v

Inside Crackland: The Open-Air Drug Market That São Paulo Just Can’t Kick
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Woman jailed after inmate boyfriend dies of meth-laden kiss
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The Birthplace of American Vintage
How East Village shop Limbo made secondhand clothes cool https://t.co/tz9BsoCh6N

Jerry Butler shows the proper way to stuff a turkey
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You Don’t Have Listen to the Government. Eat the Foods You Like. https://t.co/JO6YbVMzzL

Drug-Induced Nail Changes: Counting to 10 https://t.co/Vs4bb2W3Y6

High-Ranking Male Primates Keep Wafting Their Sex Stink at Females, Who Hate It https://t.co/0HlRY7iBb4

Kim-Kardashian-Turkey

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Siri, DELETE THE INTERNET!!!

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Head chef fired for bragging about feeding meat to vegans on Instagram telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/0…

There are just SIX plots in every film, book and TV show ever made dailym.ai/29n332U

Martin Lawrence as “White Bob” youtu.be/cCtersHkFSc

At school, he was the ‘cool’ teacher. Online, police say, he was a student-seducing porn star. wpo.st/p1uk1

Bodybuilder Lady crushes watermelon with her legs

Woman Crushes Watermelon with Legs

Pallet Skating

Nude with Vitiligo

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Mysterious Crab Subway N Train youtu.be/5tdiTyzazlc

Women are using Tinder to con men into doing chores
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Ashley Madison admits using fembots to lure men into spending money arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20…

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Wanna Be Ebola

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Meth charge dropped after only SpaghettiOs sauce found on spoon
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Creeky, the world’s oldest clown, dies at 98
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35,000 Walruses Are All Crowded Together In One Spot — And It Signals Something Ominous
finance.yahoo.com/news/35-000-wa…

Holder urges tech companies to leave device backdoors open for police
Plays the ‘Protect Our Children’ card
washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-swit…

Two Female Teachers Accused Of Group Sex With A 16 Year Old Male Student #TeachingCarnalKnowledge
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

Brooklyn Teacher Accused Of Kidnapping, Engaging In Sex Acts With Female Students
nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-c…

Your Ancestors Didn’t Sleep Like You – Are We Doing It Wrong?
collective-evolution.com/2014/10/02/you…

Profanity House – Remote Abandoned House In NJ Covered In Dirty Words
abandonednyc.com/2014/09/28/rea…

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All-Seeing Illuminati Eye Is Now Dead, Reptilians Now Gone, Matrix Slavery System Now Being Dismantled
beforeitsnews.com/alternative/20…

Removal of Drugs From Rectum Unconstitutional
courthousenews.com/2014/08/25/707…

Cocaine-Coated Currency Makes Bank Teller’s Fingers Go Numb
‘bills had a strange odor and appeared to have been wet’
alamosanews.com/v2_news_articl…

Skeptic James Randi’s “Evidence” Against ESP Turns Out to Be Fabricated
disinfo.com/2014/08/james-…

Anti-Date Rape ‘Undercover’ Nail Polish Changes Colour When Drinks are Spiked with Rohypnol and GHB
ibtimes.co.uk/anti-date-rape…

Man Arrested After Jars and Jars Of Human Penises Discovered In His Apartment
queerty.com/man-arrested-a…

Bioengineers close to brewing opioid painkillers without using opium from poppies
phys.org/news/2014-08-b…

Anaconda (Fart Remix)

Death By Underpants – Prisoner OD’s On Methadone Soaked Underwear
news4sanantonio.com/news/features/…

Giant Wasps’ Nest Invades Spare Bedroom
More than 5,000 wasps are found chewing through bedding
telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopic…

Judge orders deliveryman’s penis measured after he claimed it was too small for him to be guilty of exhibitionism
thelocal.de/20140822/court…

Cops Arrest Wanted Ex-Con After He Posts “Ice Bucket Challenge” Video To Facebook
thesmokinggun.com/buster/faceboo…

The Rubble Challenge: A Palestinian Response to the Ice Bucket Challenge
disinfo.com/2014/08/rubble…

Soon Your Personal Bacteria Microbial Fingerprint Will Be Used To Track You
washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-…

Teacher Accused of Having Cocaine Delivered to Her at Middle School
rcnky.com/articles/2014/…

Taiwan Restaurant Apologizes for Pasta Dish Called ‘Long Live the Nazis’
blogs.wsj.com/chinarealtime/…

Fresh Live Frog Sashimi in Japan
chinasmack.com/2014/videos/fr…

Why Government Researchers Think We May Be Living in a 2D Hologram
motherboard.vice.com/read/why-gover…

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Action Comics #1 Sells For Record $3,207,852.00
1938 comic featuring the first appearance of Superman
bleedingcool.com/2014/08/24/act…

Oklahoma Cop Arrested For Raping At Least 7 Women While On Patrol
deathandtaxesmag.com/226898/oklahom…

A Quarter of Americans Think They or Their Families Will Get Ebola
motherjones.com/environment/20…

We Now Have Scientific Proof That People Are Getting Stupider
endoftheamericandream.com/archives/we-no…

 

The Satanic Illuminati Rave Culture EXPOSED !!!

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Schoolgirl Report aka Schulmädchen Report 70’s German Teen Softcore Sexploitation

Ernst Hofbauer (b. 22 August 1925 Vienna, Austria – d. 24 February 1984 Munich, Germany at age 58) was an Austrian film director.

During the early 1970s, in Munich, Hofbauer teamed with Walter Boos, Wolf C. Hartwig, and Ludwig Spitaler to produce the original thirteen films under the banner Schulmadchen Report (or Schoolgirl Report); the stories were adapted from books written by Guenther Hunold, while Guenther Heller composed the film script, Klaus Werner did the camera work, and the music was handled by Gert Wilden & Orchestra. Hofbauer and Boos were referred to as the ‘Titans of Teen Libido’. The films were classified as ‘sexploitation’, and were extremely popular, seen by more than 30 million people all over the world.

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In the United States, the films were released in grindhouses and drive-ins, and the names of the films were changed to conform to American standards. Because the films focused on young girls who may have been under legal age in this country, the Schoolgirl Report series was eventually suppressed.

The Schoolgirl Report series was very interesting because the films portrayed many unknown teenagers and actresses who were vibrant, beautiful, naive, innocent, and unabashed. Most of the films related a series of vignettes to tell an interesting story. Hidden pedophile lust, co-ed skinnydipping, situations involving first-time sexual experiences, and encounters with teachers were all shown in the episodes. Interracial love affairs, male and female masturbation sequences, forced prostitution, rape, voyeurism, harmless erotic games, seduction, and erotic touching are also portrayed in the vignettes. Well-known German sex kitten Ingrid Steeger and the ever-horny Italian comic Rinaldo Talamonti play key roles in many of the vignettes. Rosl Mayr appears in almost all of the thirteen Schulmadchen Report films as an elderly lady with a comic role. She is perfectly cast as a comedic talent and is the only senior actress that plays a key element in many of the vignettes. Marie Ekorre, Sonja Jeannine, Christina Lindberg, and Birgit Tetzlaff are a few of the young actresses who titillate the audience with their erotic encounters. Friedrich von Thon conducted street interviews to discuss the plots in the vignettes, and many of the situations were followed up with a courtroom setting (the male actors were charged with statutory rape). The Schoolgirl Report films were classified as ‘soft-core’ eroticism, which is similar to the David Hamilton genre.

Ernst Hofbauer directed many erotic films in addition to the original thirteen Schulmadchen Report classics. Sex sells, and Hofbauer exploited consumer demand for R-rated movies involving young actors and actresses. He had a unique style that combined youth, eroticism, wit, and anecdote. His exploitation films of the 1970s appealed to moviegoers from all walks of life.

A chronological list of the original 13 Schoolgirl Report films follows:

  • ★ Schulmadchen Report I: What Parents Don’t Think is Possible, aka Schoolgirl Report Part I
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report II: What Keeps Parents Awake at Night, aka Schoolgirl Report Part II
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report III: What Parents Find Unthinkable, aka Schoolgirls Growing Up
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IV: What Drives Parents to Despair, aka Campus Swingers
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report V: What All Parents Should Know, aka 14 and Under
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VI: Erotic Young Lovers, aka Campus Pussycats
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VII: But Heart Needs to Be There
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VIII: What Parents Should Never Get to Know, aka Naughty Coeds
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IX: Examination Before the Matriculation
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report X: Every Girl Starts Sometime
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XI: Confessions of a Naked Virgin, aka Blue Dreams
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XII: Young Girls Need Love, aka Blue Fantasies
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XIII: Don’t Forget The Love When Having Sex

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Almost Naked

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Is Veganism Child Abuse?
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Food companies have spent billions of dollars to cover up the link between sugar consumption and health problems
motherjones.com/blue-marble/20…

Bucket List: 12 Battered & Abandoned KFC Stores
weburbanist.com/2014/06/15/buc…

Harley-Davidson testing electric motorcycles
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‘Vigilante motorist’ faces fine after using mobile signal jammer to keep others off their phones
independent.co.uk/life-style/gad…

The TaTa Top
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Pirate Radio Station for $55 Could Help Decentralize Big-Telecom

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Man Almost Killed Girlfriend After Hallucinating Bear Attack While on MDMA
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Look out for tainted “Hello Kitty” heroin
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Gimpsuited greenscreen fluffer flicks shampoo model’s hair
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30-foot Marilyn Monroe statue trashed in Chinese dump
deathandtaxesmag.com/223431/30-foot…

SUPER BASS ORGASM: Sound System Makes Girl Orgasm! – EXTREME BASS

‘Black Friday’ chronicles the abandoned malls that are rotting across America
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That Toy Is Now a Drone, Says the FAA
spectrum.ieee.org/tech-talk/aero…

Russian Policewomen to Be Disciplined for Wearing Short Skirts
themoscowtimes.com/news/article/r…

Students Arrested For ‘Upskirting’ Teachers at Va. High School
washington.cbslocal.com/2014/06/27/stu…

China Builds Its Own Manhattan — Except It’s a Ghost Town
bloomberg.com/news/2014-06-2…

Barney Fife Meets Delta Force
Hypermilitarized police departments are more dangerous than whatever they fight
nationalreview.com/article/381446…

NYC Subway Graffiti from the 1980’s

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Perversion For Profit (1965) Vintage Anti Porn Propaganda

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Perversion for Profit is a 1965 propaganda film financed by Charles Keating and narrated by news reporter George Putnam. A vehement diatribe against pornography, the film argues that sexually explicit materials corrupt young viewers and readers, leading to acts of violence and “perverted” attitudes regarding sex—including inclination toward homosexuality. Although Perversion for Profit is quite serious in its suggestion that pornography could erode the integrity of American culture, Peter L. Stein of the San Francisco Chronicle wrote in a 2003 review that it was “shrill and sometimes comical”.

Perversion For Profit

Today, Perversion for Profit is in the public domain, and due largely to its unintentional humor value, it has become popular on the Prelinger Archives website and on YouTube. As Peter L. Stein observes in an article for the San Francisco Chronicle, however, the film also has considerable historical significance, serving as a sort of time capsule of pornography from the era as well as an example of historical concerns regarding media influence:

…as the parade of girlie magazine covers, men’s physique pictorials and campy S&M leaflets continues, the film betrays a kind of prurience the filmmakers could hardly have intended. What results is a remarkable visual record of midcentury underground literature and sexual appetites, and a gloss on the values of the society that condemned them.

“Now, you might ask yourself ‘Why this sudden concern? Pornography and sex deviation have always been with mankind.’ This is true. But, now, consider another fact: never in the history of the world have the merchants of obscenity, the teachers of unnatural sex acts, had available to them the modern facilities for disseminating this filth. High-speed presses, rapid transportation, mass distribution: all have combined to put the vilest obscenity within reach of every man, woman, and child in the country.”—George Putnam, narrator.

Perversion For Profit
“This same type of rot and decay caused sixteen of the nineteen major civilizations to vanish from the Earth. Magnificent Egypt, classical Greece, imperial Rome, all crumbled away not because of the strength of the aggressor, but because of moral decay from within. But we are in a unique position to cure our own ills: our Constitution was written by men who put their trust in God and founded a government based in His laws. These laws are on our side. We have a constitutional guarantee of protection against obscenity. And, in this day especially, we must seek to deliver ourselves from this twisting, torturing evil. We must save our nation from decay and deliver our children from the horrors of perversion. We must make our land, ‘the land of the free’, a safe home. Oh, God, deliver us, Americans, from evil.”—George Putnam, narrator (closing words).

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“This moral decay weakens our resistance to the onslaught of the communist masters of deceit.” —George Putnam, narrator.

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Love Thyself


Dr Infinity

Who was Dr Infinity?
The Curious Story of Adult Film’s First Autofellator
therialtoreport.com/2014/04/13/who…

Punk’s Not Dead
…It’s Just Really Old
theguardian.com/artanddesign/g…

DEAD! Executions And The Power Of Photography
thesocietypages.org/socimages/2014…

Blood, Guts And Ribs As Chinese Performer Suffers For His Art
He Yunchang ‘Alchemist Of Pain’
therakyatpost.com/features/2014/…

Pip And Flip Snow – The Pinheads Of Freaks
thehumanmarvels.com/pip-flip-snow-…

Brazil: Police warn visitors, ‘Don’t scream if robbed’
“Do not react, scream or argue”
bbc.com/news/blogs-new…

Only 4 Teslas have been stolen in America since they were released
nypost.com/2014/05/07/4-t…

NYPD told to carry spray paint to cover graffiti
“spray a square around the tag and then fill it in”
nypost.com/2014/05/17/nyp…

This Kid’s Attempt To Trick His Teacher On A “True” Or “False” Exam Is Hilarious
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