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Schoolgirl Report aka Schulmädchen Report 70’s German Teen Softcore Sexploitation

Ernst Hofbauer (b. 22 August 1925 Vienna, Austria – d. 24 February 1984 Munich, Germany at age 58) was an Austrian film director.

During the early 1970s, in Munich, Hofbauer teamed with Walter Boos, Wolf C. Hartwig, and Ludwig Spitaler to produce the original thirteen films under the banner Schulmadchen Report (or Schoolgirl Report); the stories were adapted from books written by Guenther Hunold, while Guenther Heller composed the film script, Klaus Werner did the camera work, and the music was handled by Gert Wilden & Orchestra. Hofbauer and Boos were referred to as the ‘Titans of Teen Libido’. The films were classified as ‘sexploitation’, and were extremely popular, seen by more than 30 million people all over the world.

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In the United States, the films were released in grindhouses and drive-ins, and the names of the films were changed to conform to American standards. Because the films focused on young girls who may have been under legal age in this country, the Schoolgirl Report series was eventually suppressed.

The Schoolgirl Report series was very interesting because the films portrayed many unknown teenagers and actresses who were vibrant, beautiful, naive, innocent, and unabashed. Most of the films related a series of vignettes to tell an interesting story. Hidden pedophile lust, co-ed skinnydipping, situations involving first-time sexual experiences, and encounters with teachers were all shown in the episodes. Interracial love affairs, male and female masturbation sequences, forced prostitution, rape, voyeurism, harmless erotic games, seduction, and erotic touching are also portrayed in the vignettes. Well-known German sex kitten Ingrid Steeger and the ever-horny Italian comic Rinaldo Talamonti play key roles in many of the vignettes. Rosl Mayr appears in almost all of the thirteen Schulmadchen Report films as an elderly lady with a comic role. She is perfectly cast as a comedic talent and is the only senior actress that plays a key element in many of the vignettes. Marie Ekorre, Sonja Jeannine, Christina Lindberg, and Birgit Tetzlaff are a few of the young actresses who titillate the audience with their erotic encounters. Friedrich von Thon conducted street interviews to discuss the plots in the vignettes, and many of the situations were followed up with a courtroom setting (the male actors were charged with statutory rape). The Schoolgirl Report films were classified as ‘soft-core’ eroticism, which is similar to the David Hamilton genre.

Ernst Hofbauer directed many erotic films in addition to the original thirteen Schulmadchen Report classics. Sex sells, and Hofbauer exploited consumer demand for R-rated movies involving young actors and actresses. He had a unique style that combined youth, eroticism, wit, and anecdote. His exploitation films of the 1970s appealed to moviegoers from all walks of life.

A chronological list of the original 13 Schoolgirl Report films follows:

  • ★ Schulmadchen Report I: What Parents Don’t Think is Possible, aka Schoolgirl Report Part I
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report II: What Keeps Parents Awake at Night, aka Schoolgirl Report Part II
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report III: What Parents Find Unthinkable, aka Schoolgirls Growing Up
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IV: What Drives Parents to Despair, aka Campus Swingers
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report V: What All Parents Should Know, aka 14 and Under
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VI: Erotic Young Lovers, aka Campus Pussycats
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VII: But Heart Needs to Be There
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report VIII: What Parents Should Never Get to Know, aka Naughty Coeds
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report IX: Examination Before the Matriculation
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report X: Every Girl Starts Sometime
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XI: Confessions of a Naked Virgin, aka Blue Dreams
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XII: Young Girls Need Love, aka Blue Fantasies
  • ★ Schulmadchen Report XIII: Don’t Forget The Love When Having Sex

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Whose Genitals Were Like Those Of Donkeys And Whose Emission Was Like That Of Horses


Ezekiel 23:20

‘She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.’ Ezekiel 23:20

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The Plague Dogs (1982) Anti-Vivisection Animated Film

Plague Dogs 1982

The Plague Dogs is a 1982 animated drama film based on the 1977 novel of the same name by Richard Adams. The film was written, directed and produced by Martin Rosen, who also directed Watership Down, the film version of another novel by Adams. The Plague Dogs was produced by Nepenthe Productions; it was released by Embassy Pictures in the United States and by United Artists in the United Kingdom. The film was rated PG-13 by the MPAA for violent images and thematic elements.

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The film’s story is centered on two dogs named Rowf and Snitter, who escape from a research laboratory in Great Britain. In the process of telling the story, the film highlights the cruelty of performing vivisection and animal research for its own sake (though Martin Rosen said that this was not an anti-vivisection film, but an adventure), an idea that had only recently come to public attention during the 1960s and 1970s.

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Madfits Biters – Streetwear Memes ‘n Internet Appropriation – A Bootleg Of A Bootleg

I was crusin’ around LA one day ‘n saw some wheatpastes of a mighty familiar image.

Ewww, why did you havta go ‘n stretch it in photoshop…

Antisocial Biters

Thought it was just street art but it seems to be a band or a night

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Okay, wait, now I googled ‘Alfred E Neuman Misfits Shirt‘, ‘n found a bunch of weird copies, I guess it’s bein’ assimilated by the internet ‘n mutant modern streetwear appropriation!

 

Boing Boing Madfits SeMeN SPeRmS

Boing Boing wrote it up in 2008 ‘n it got indexed on search engines, seems like most of the appropriated versions come from the Boing Boing picture, they have some distortion from the photos perspective, ‘n look like they were thrown into Illustrator by a savvy ‘graphic designer’ ‘n auto traced ‘n vectored at a low detail

 

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This one really sucks…

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Let’s take it back to the OG version in 2006 ‘n Jason Dill (plus eye buttons)

 

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