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✖ South Korea Targets Smuggled Capsules of Human Flesh
South Korea is saying this morning that its customs officials are stepping up their inspections targeting smuggled capsules that contain the powdered flesh of dead human babies. How’s that for something to wash down with your third cup of coffee this morning? The capsules originate in northeastern China, probably in Jilin province, which shares a border with North Korea. Since August, South Korean authorities have thwarted 35 smuggling attempts accounting for 17,450 capsules containing the powdered flesh of human babies whose bodies were “chopped into small pieces and dried on stoves before being turned into powder,” the Associated Press reports.
✖ FBI: We need wiretap-ready Web sites – now
CNET learns the FBI is quietly pushing its plan to force surveillance backdoors on social networks, VoIP, and Web e-mail providers, and that the bureau is asking Internet companies not to oppose a law making those backdoors mandatory.
✖ DNA-Destroying Chip Being Embedded Into Mobile Phones
The excited press painted grand pictures of such technology being used by consumers to see through walls and objects, while health professionals like physcians might incorporate the technology to seek out small tumors inside patients without the need for invasive surgery. THz radiation unzips the DNA molecule In a breakthrough study conducted by Dr. Boian Alexandrov at the Center for Nonlinear Studies at Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico and a team of physicists, they discovered terrifying evidence that exposure to THz radiation builds cumulatively and affects human and animal tissue DNA. In essence, it tends to unzip the DNA molecule. The Los Alamos scientists paper, DNA Breathing Dynamics in the Presence of a Terahertz Field reveals very disturbing—even shocking—evidence that THz radiation significantly damages the DNA of the people being directed through airport scanners and all TSA workers in close proximity to the machines.
✖ Nanocomposite Cavity Filler Reverses Decay, Killing Bacteria and Regenerating Tooth Structure
Dentists may soon be getting a potent new weapons with which to wage the global fight against cavities. The University of Maryland has developed a novel new nanocomposite material that can be used not only as filling for cavities, but that will also kill any remaining bacteria in the tooth and regenerate the actual structure lost to decay. The nanocomposite is made up of silver nanoparticles and calcium phosphate nanoparticles, both of which are piped into the tooth as filler for a cavity. The silver nanoparticles along with a few other ingredients in the material kill off whatever bacteria is still lingering inside the tooth, paving the way for the calcium phosphate to regenerate tooth minerals. Over time, the tooth strengthens again.
✖ Woman, 22, given two life sentences for allowing professor to have sex with her five-month-old daughter
Kyle was sentenced to 37-and-a-half years in prison in March after pleading guilty of abusing the infant during several occasions in 2009, according to St Louis Today. Along with hundreds of child porn images on Kyle’s computers, investigators found information that led them to the St Louis area, where Kyle had visited Vanvlerah four times in five months since meeting online. During those visits, prosecutors say the pair had sex with the girl and each other at various hotels. Dr Kraushaar also told the court that the 22-year-old was so afraid of being rejected by others that she also allowed Kyle to choke, burn and urinate on her. ‘She is no longer Tessa’s plaything and she is no longer Tessa’s child’ Adoptive mother of victim, now three But prosecutors said Vanvlerah exercised free will when she started communicating online with Kyle and sharing child pornography. She also carved his name into her arm at his request but refused when he suggested bestiality.
✖ Identity Preserving Balaclava (all the warmth with none of the anonymity!)
It’s pretty easy to wear warm clothes on just about every part of your body except for your face. As far as I can tell, the main reason that cold-weather facial attire is somewhat socially taboo is because it generally obscures the identity of the person wearing it. Despite all of the progress our society has made towards accepting and treating all people fairly, we are still yet to escape the notion that a person in a balaclava (or ski mask) is generally up to no good. The “Identity Preserving Balaclava” is my solution to the social stigma associated with the identity concealing effect of the average balaclava. Here is the method and pattern that I used to make my own “Identity Preserving Balaclava.” Hopefully other people will be able to use this to liberate their cold faces from social repression!
✖ Feds Seized Hip-Hop Site for a Year, Waiting for Proof of Infringement That Never Came
Federal authorities who seized a popular hip-hop music site based on assertions from the Recording Industry Association of America that it was linking to four “pre-release” music tracks gave it back more than a year later without filing civil or criminal charges because of apparent recording industry delays in confirming infringement, according to court records obtained by Wired. The Los Angeles federal court records, which were unsealed Wednesday at the joint request of Wired, the Electronic Frontier Foundation and the First Amendment Coalition, highlight a secret government process in which a judge granted the government repeated time extensions to build a civil or criminal case against Dajaz1.com, one of about 750 domains the government has seized in the last two years in a program known as Operation in Our Sites. Apparently, however, the RIAA and music labels’ evidence against Dajaz1, a music blog, never came.
✖ Extraterrestrial find: Arizona grad student discovers strange-looking lava coils on Mars
A researcher has spotted lava flows shaped like coils of rope near the equator of Mars, the first time such geologic features have been discovered outside of Earth. These twisty volcanic patterns can be found on Hawaii’s Big Island and in the Pacific seafloor on our planet. While evidence for lava flows is present in many places on Mars, none are shaped like this latest find. “I was quite surprised and puzzled when I first saw the coils,” Andrew Ryan, a graduate student at Arizona State University, said in an email. He reported the discovery in Friday’s issue of the journal Science.
✖ Mice That Eat Yogurt Have Larger Testicles
Then the researchers spotted some­thing particular about the males: they projected their testes outward, which endowed them with a certain “mouse swagger,” Erdman says. On measuring the males, they found that the testicles of the yogurt consumers were about 5 percent heavier than those of mice fed typical diets alone and around 15 percent heavier than those of junk-eating males.
✖ Sauropod farts warmed the planet
Need to heat your planet? Install some dinosaurs. The biggest plant-eating dinosaurs pumped out huge amounts of greenhouse gas, helping to keep Earth toasty warm, according to new calculations. For much of the Mesozoic, the dinosaur era, the long-necked sauropods were one of the dominant groups. Like all herbivores, sauropods probably had gut bacteria to help them digest their food. “They were just containers for a lot of microbes,” says David Wilkinson of Liverpool John Moores University in the UK. The bacteria in the foreguts of herbivores like cows produce methane, which the animals belch out, contributing to climate change. Sauropods probably kept bacteria in their hindguts, and released methane in their farts.
✖ ‘Ransomware’ Malware Demands Payment for Alleged Copyright Infringement
A new wave of malware freezes a computer and demands payment to unlock it, this time falsely alleging victims have infringed copyright. The campaign, spotted by Roman Hussy, who authors the abuse.ch blog, targets users in the U.K., Switzerland, Germany, Austria, France and the Netherlands. Hussy posted a screenshot of the warning that users in the U.K. would see. It bears the logos of the Performing Right Society (PRS), a royalties collection organization, and the Metropolitan Police. It falsely alleges that material protected by copyright has been found on the computer and subsequently has been moved to an encrypted folder “to prevent further damage.” “To unlock your computer and to avoid other legal consequences, you are obligated to pay a release fee of £50 (US$80),” it reads.
✖ How to Muddy Your Tracks on the Internet
“Companies like Google are creating these enormous databases using your personal information,” said Paul Hill, senior consultant with SystemExperts, a network security company in Sudbury, Mass. “They may have the best of intentions now, but who knows what they will look like 20 years from now, and by then it will be too late to take it all back.”
✖ Student Claims He Drank Own Urine After Being Forgotten In Holding Cell For 5 Days
The Drug Enforcement Administration issued an apology Wednesday to a California student who was picked up during a drug raid and left in a holding cell for several days without food, water or access to a toilet. DEA San Diego Acting Special Agent-In-Charge William R. Sherman said in a statement that he was troubled by the treatment of Daniel Chong and extended his “deepest apologies” to him. The agency is investigating how its agents forgot about Chong. Chong, 23, was never arrested, was not going to be charged with a crime and should have been released, said a law enforcement official who was briefed on the DEA case and spoke on the condition of anonymity. Chong told U-T San Diego that he drank his own urine to survive and that he bit into his glasses to break them and tried to use a shard to scratch “Sorry Mom” into his arm.
✖ Boy, 11, urinates on $36K worth of Apple MacBooks
He had the means and the opportunity, but we may never know the motive of an 11-year-old student who urinated on a couple dozen laptops left unattended at Upper Allen Township Elementary in Pennsylvania. In a report now bemusing Mac fan forums across the Internet, the Upper Allen Township Police Department states that “the cart and computers were damaged beyond repair, resulting in the loss of over $36,000.” The cart in question contained approximately 30 school-owned MacBooks, according to a police department spokesperson I spoke to, who couldn’t tell me why the kid did it — let alone how. Because, c’mon — 30 MacBooks, even stacked, make for a formidable amount of square footage to cover, especially for a kid.
✖ Zoo Caretaker Licks Monkey’s Butt To Help It Defecate
Yesterday, Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkey’s butt! 50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.
✖ Man arrested with 4 kids strapped to car hood
Police in north-east Indiana say a man who drove three blocks with four children strapped to the hood of his car has been arrested on a drunken driving charge. Fort Wayne police spokesman John Chambers says a witness called police Monday evening after seeing a man and woman strap the kids to the car in a liquor store parking lot, then drive away.
✖ Mother Mistie Atkinson ‘made sex tape with her son, 16, and sent him naked photos of herself’
A mother has been charged with incest after she was found in hotel room with her teenage son along with videos of them having sex. Police said the 16-year-old had videos on his cell phone that showed his mother Mistie Atkinson performing oral sex on him. They also recovered nude photographs the 32-year-old had sent her son as she began the illicit relationship earlier this year. Thanks Jasmine
✖ New Police Strategy in New York – Sexual Assault Against Peaceful Protesters
“Oh, this?” she held it up. “I was in Liberty Park on the 17th [the Six Month Anniversary of the Occupation]. When the cops were pushing us out the park, one of them yanked at my breast.” “Again?” someone said. We had all been hearing stories like this. In fact, there had been continual reports of police officers groping women during the nightly evictions from Union Square itself over the previous two weeks. “Yeah so I screamed at the guy, I said, ‘you grabbed my boob! what are you, some kind of fucking pervert?’ So they took me behind the lines and broke my wrists.”
✖ OWS protester who dumped buckets full of urine and feces mentally unfit: officials
Cops said they caught the distinctively thin and afro-wearing Amos on surveillance video dumping what was believed to be the accumulated waste of protesters down an outdoor staircase outside JP Morgan Chase at Nassau and Cedar Streets. Further biological warfare was committed inside a Chase ATM vestibule on Water Street.
✖ Free pot? Federal program ships marijuana to four
Uncle Sam a drug pusher? It’s true. For the past three decades, a handful of Americans have been getting regular deliveries of high-grade marijuana, courtesy of the federal government. It’s all part of the Compassionate Investigational New Drug program, a little-known initiative that grew out of a 1976 court decision that created the nation’s first legal pot smokers. Of the 14 people who were in the program initially, four are still alive.
✖ Non-penetrative sex
Non-penetrative sex or outercourse (which includes frottage, heavy petting and mutual masturbation) is sexual activity without vaginal, anal, or oral penetration, as opposed to the penetrative aspects of those activities. Non-penetrative sex is often considered a form of safer sex and birth control, as it is less likely that bodily fluids are exchanged.
✖ Pope calls in Opus Dei troubleshooter to uncover source of Vatican leaks
Vatican staffers who have been leaking embarrassing letters about corruption and nepotism inside the tiny city state are to be hunted down by a crack squad of cardinals led by a senior member of the religious group Opus Dei. Irritated by the anonymous release of documents to the press this year, Pope Benedict has named Cardinal Julian Herranz, 82, to lead a three-man team which will haul in staffers for questioning and rifle through files until they catch the perpetrators of what has been dubbed “Vatileaks”. A short statement printed on Thursday on the front page of the Vatican’s daily newspaper warned the team had a full “pontifical mandate” to “shed complete light” on the whistle blowers, who have lifted the lid on alleged theft and false accounting.
✖ Andrew Barnes awakening the sexual energy channels with Uma
This video shows Andrew Barnes opening a woman’s sexual energy channels. This type of energy work enables women and men to connect to their bodies sexual energetic system and to let go of resistance to experience more bliss in their life. If we know sexuality as an intuitive meditation, it transforms into a gateway, opening to a deeper level of energetic experience, and an expansion of consciousness. With this, a knowing of deep love for self and others that transcends personal relations returns, becoming a reunion back to the ultimate source of creation, and a realisation that we are one. The time for planetary consciousness is now”
✖ ‘Unusual event’ declared at Salem 1 nuclear reactor after plant automatically shuts down
LOWER ALLOWAYS CREEK TWP. — An “unusual event” was declared at the Salem 1 nuclear reactor here this morning after the plant shut down and fire alarms sounded, a spokesman for the plant’s operator said. An unusual event is the least serious of four emergency classifications at a nuclear power plant. Salem 1 automatically shut down at 10:15 a.m., according to Joe Delmar, spokesman for the reactor’s operator, PSEG Nuclear. According to Delmar what caused the reactor to trip remains under investigation, but testing was occurring on the reactor’s emergency cooling system at the time.
✖ The Top Five Special Interest Groups Lobbying To Keep Marijuana Illegal
Last year, over 850,000 people in America were arrested for marijuana-related crimes. Despite public opinion, the medical community, and human rights experts all moving in favor of relaxing marijuana prohibition laws, little has changed in terms of policy. There have been many great books and articles detailing the history of the drug war. Part of America’s fixation with keeping the leafy green plant illegal is rooted in cultural and political clashes from the past. However, we at Republic Report think it’s worth showing that there are entrenched interest groups that are spending large sums of money to keep our broken drug laws on the books:
✖ Psychologists Demonstrate Implanting Non-Believed false Memories in Troubling Study
A recent study has found that people can have memories of events that never occurred implanted in a laboratory setting, even when they know that it never actually happened. Combining these findings with the reality of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency’s (DARPA’s) hallucination-inducing technology and you have the potential for both the reliability of our memory and perception to be manipulated and thus become completely unreliable.
✖ Devil’s Work: The Fascinating History of America’s War on Masturbation and Porn
Comstock’s ideas did not come out of the clear blue sky. The fear of pornography was closely related to the ongoing mania against masturbation. Comstock himself had masturbated so furiously in his youth that he believed he might be driven to suicide. His own experiences seem to have strongly influenced his later work. In his book Frauds Exposed, he wrote that obscenity is like a cancer: It “fastens itself upon the imagination . . .defiling the mind, corrupting the thoughts, leading to secret practices of most foul and revolting character, until the victim tires of life and existence is scarcely endurable.” He warned: “Every new generation of youth is sent into the world as sheep in the midst of wolves. Traps are laid for them in every direction . . . [O]nce in the trap, the victim will love it and press greedily forward.” Few at the time disagreed that masturbation caused insanity, sickness, and death. Well-meaning parents everywhere were warned to look for signs of self-pollution
✖ How to hide from face-detection technology
If you take Adam Harvey’s advice, here’s what you might wanna wear to a party this weekend: A funny hat, asymmetrical glasses, a tuft of hair that dangles off your nose bridge and, most likely, a black-and-white triangle taped to your cheekbone. Optional: Cubic makeup patterns all around your eyes.
✖ How Creativity Connects with Immorality
In a recent paper published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, researchers at Harvard and Duke Universities demonstrate that creativity can lead people to behave unethically. In five studies, the authors show that creative individuals are more likely to be dishonest, and that individuals induced to think creatively were more likely to be dishonest. Importantly, they showed that this effect is not explained by any tendency for creative people to be more intelligent, but rather that creativity leads people to more easily come up with justifications for their unscrupulous actions.
✖ London sperm bank under investigation after couple has baby from different race
The largest sperm bank in Britain is under investigation from health officials over claims they used sperm from the wrong donor after a gay couple had two children from different racial backgrounds. The alleged mix-up at the IVF clinic only emerged after the birth of the couple’s second child, who is of different race to the rest of the family. The parents are said to be “devastated” at the alleged mistake as they had wanted their children to be genetically related by using the same sperm donor, The (London) Sunday Times reported.
✖ Adult film producer convicted in obscenity trial
Jurors also were asked to decide whether the videos, some of which depicted fetishes involving feces, violated standards of what is acceptable to the community at large. In all three trials, jurors had to watch a series of explicit videos in entirety. Isaacs has maintained his work is an extreme but constitutionally protected form of art, but he hasn’t been supported by others in the porn industry.
✖ KFC ordered to pay $8.3 million to Australian girl
Fast food giant Kentucky Fried Chicken has been ordered to pay Aus$8 million (US$8.3 million) to an Australian girl who suffered severe brain damage and was paralysed after eating a Twister wrap. Monika Samaan was seven when she suffered salmonella encephalopathy — a brain injury linked to food poisoning that also left her with a blood infection and septic shock — in October 2005. Several other family members also fell ill and they claimed Samaan’s injuries, which include severe cognitive, motor and speech impairment and spastic quadriplegia, were caused by a chicken Twister wrap from a Sydney KFC outlet.
✖ U.S. drones killed 2,800 civilians in Pakistan in 7 years
A Pakistani human rights lawyer says over 2,800 of the 3,000 people killed over the past seven years in non-UN-sanctioned U.S. assassination drone strikes in Pakistan were civilians. Shahzad Akbar, the director of the Foundation for Fundamental Rights, told Press TV on Saturday that only 170 of the people killed in the aerial attacks on the northwestern tribal belt of Pakistan have been identified as militants.
✖ Swiss woman starves to death on daylight diet
A SWISS woman starved to death after believing she could survive on light alone. Sign up for your free 2 month trial The woman embarked on the diet after watching the controversial 2010 documentary film “In the beginning there was light,” newspaper Tages Anzeiger said today. The movie centres on Swiss chemistry doctor Michael Werner, 62, and 83-year-old Indian yogi Prahlad Jani, who both claim to derive sustenance from spiritual means rather than the intake of food – a concept also known as breatharianism.
✖ College Dropout turns Maths Genius after street attack
after his brain was damaged in a brutal attack by muggers. Jason Padgett, 41, was left concussed after he was ambushed outside a karaoke club and repeatedly kicked in the head. Now, wherever he looks, he sees mathematical formulas and turns them into stunning, intricate diagrams he can draw by hand. He is the only person in the world known to have the skill and experts say it was caused by his head injury. They believe the damage to Mr Padgett’s brain has left him with a ‘remarkable gift’ for figures, much like the brilliant mathematician John Nash.
✖ Memphis Inmate Uploads Footage On Facebook Bragging About Smoking Weed In Prison
“The inmate is locked up on a six-year sentence for a violation of probation on aggravated burglary and theft convictions. Judging from his Facebook page, he’s doing anything but hard time behind bars. Sneaking in a cell phone inside a penal facility like the Shelby County Corrections Center is a big deal, but what else he has his hands on is almost unbelievable. In one of the video clips the inmate says, “I’m going to give ya’ll an episode, a preview of all this scrumptious items that we got that we eat on a daily basis.”” – News Channel 3
✖ Private Prison Corporations Are Modern Day Slave Traders
The Corrections Corporation of America’s filings with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission read very much like the documents of a slave-trader. Investors are warned that profits would go down if the demand for prisoners declines. That is, if the world’s largest police state shrinks, so does the corporate bottom line. Dangers to profitability include “relaxation of enforcement efforts, leniency in conviction or parole standards and sentencing practices or through the decriminalization of certain activities that are currently proscribed by our criminal laws.” The corporation spells it out: “any changes with respect to drugs and controlled substances or illegal immigration could affect the number of persons arrested, convicted, and sentenced, thereby potentially reducing demand for correctional facilities to house them.” At the Corrections Corporation of America, human freedom is a dirty word.
✖ In Italy, Fake Euros That Even the Authorities Admire
Italy appears to have a particular artisanal flair for the printing arts, even though the authorities have also found illicit euro operations in France, Spain, Eastern Europe and South America. Its most accomplished practitioners can be found in and around Giugliano, where concrete-block apartments abut orchards and car dealerships, and young African prostitutes stand amid the rushes on unkempt roads. “In Italy, there’s a great, ancient and august tradition: Here, they make fake money, done well,” said Col. Alessandro Gentili, the head of the Italian Carabinieri’s Currency Anti-Counterfeiting Unit in Rome. “Giugliano is still the capital. It has the best professionals.” Quite a number of them, as it turns out. When the police rolled up some of the counterfeiting operations around Giugliano as well as in the Calabria region farther south in January 2009, they raided 162 locations and arrested 109 people, seizing a mountain of illicit materials.

 

 

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    • In what he called an unprecedented move, O’Brien said he would seek to take control of the Mongols’ name, which the gang has trademarked, through a restraining order barring them from wearing it.
    • Health campaigns aimed at keeping teens and others from drinking and driving, smoking and other risky behaviors often use shame and guilt to get their messages across.
      But a new study finds anti-drinking ads can actually spur increased binge drinking for some audiences.
      “The situation is worse than wasted money or effort,” said study researcher Adam Duhachek, a marketing professor at Indiana University. “These ads ultimately may do more harm than good, because they have the potential to spur more of the behavior they’re trying to prevent.”
    • The elders at Ecclesia Church were expecting something tame from Jackson Potts II for their annual Stations of the Cross art display.
      Instead, the 10-year-old produced a photo of his kid brother being beaten by a police officer. Jackson says it’s a modern-day interpretation of Roman soldiers beating Jesus.
    • In previous years it has been almost impossible for interested parties to get their hands on an actual Japanese Airlines outfit because JAL, who is aware of the subversive sexual appeal of their uniforms, has done everything in their power to keep the outfits off the black market. A spokesperson for JAL has said that it is, “virtually impossible for an individual to hold on to their uniform after they have left their job”. The company has even gone so far as to install serial numbers into every item of clothing it distributes to keep careful records of the locations of every item of clothing and who is responsible for it around the world.
    • KINSHASA, CONGO — This vast central African nation is known for many things: the massive corruption of the late leopard-hat-wearing dictator Mobutu Sese Seko, grinding poverty, a devastating conflict in the east. But it is worth noting that Congo is also home to a formidable cult of high fashion, as demonstrated by the scene at a rickety, sheet-iron pool hall here one recent Sunday.
    • “We’ve hijacked the site; we’re a fashion brand and we wanted to get involved in an irreverent way. It’s a fun medium, although it’s also weird, sad and strange. We only put up a small prize, because we don’t want to look like we’re trying too hard,” FCUK’s marketing director William Woodhams told AdAge.
    • It’s a family affair.
    • “Please realize that horsehoe moustaches are in close competition with full, unkempt beards for the facial hair style women hate most. Even when it’s well-groomed, at best a handlebar moustache will make you look like you’re emulating a cheesy ’70s biker. This style is even more of a turnoff when you have to put product in your facial hair to mold it into place. Horseshoe moustaches should therefore only be donned by men who are intrigued by the idea of experimenting with an extended period of celibacy. For a much more chic style that still permits you to have a significant amount of facial hair, try a balbo, like the one Robert Downey Jr. is often snapped wearing.”
      This shitty site is for regular-ass vanilla normals.
    • George Harrison is 14, John Lennon is 16, and Paul McCartney is 15.
    • I woke up in the night to have my bed clothes pulled off me by an unseen force..my jammy bottoms were also yanked off just as i switched the bedside light on, just as i relised it wasn’t my oversexed wife ( she was at work on nights) the ‘invisble entity’ grabbed and then started to ‘fiddle with my twinkle’
      Athough I writhed and bucked about and cried out ‘give it to me baby’ I found the whole thing a horrid experience..
      The only natural explaination i can think it could be is an realistic wet dream……… or did a ghost rape me?
    • Scientific examination of the subject has found that as the use of porn increases, the rate of sex crimes goes down.
    • In 2005, researchers in Switzerland gave 29 test subjects a sniff of the neuropeptide oxytocin, a.k.a. the “love drug,” known to play a role in developing trust and social attachment in mammals, before having them play a financial investment game. The result? Almost half of the trust-primed oxy sniffers handed all their francs to an anonymous partner. Now insiders say the military may be in the process of weaponizing oxytocin and similar compounds.
    • “And yeah, I had too much coffee, I started to get chest pains so I went to the hospital and they told me to stop drinking the coffee.”
    • In August 1990, researchers reported in the journal Nature the discovery of receptors in the brain that specifically accommodate the cannabinoids in pot. Cannabinoids bind to particular neurological sites in the brain, as though the brain was specifically designed to utilize this plant. Did nature toss cannabinoid receptors into the brain by random chance? Are cannabinoid receptors part of an intelligent design for deriving maximum benefit from cannabis? Is cannabis a divine elixir of sacred communion for which we are ideally suited?
    • The source said one gunman is thought to have injected himself with large doses of stimulant so he could keep on fighting after he was seriously wounded.
    • The error occurred on the Kids On Demand and Kids Preschool On Demand channels where clips from Playboy TV appeared in the top right hand corner.
      Although a menu of available children’s programming was listed on the left side of the screen, previews showing nude women engaged in explicit conversations were shown where previews of children’s shows normally would appear.
    • Can’t be bothered to chew your food? Too tired to cook and looking for a quick meal? It seems that in such circumstances a growing number of adults may consider opening a jar of baby food.
      The world’s largest baby food manufacturer, Hipp, has said an increasing number of adults are turning to its pre-cooked, pureed meals because they find them easier to swallow and digest.
    • Conone told police he would put his keys between his fingers and strike the children when their parents weren’t looking. He said he’d been doing it since January because he liked the excitement of getting away with it.
    • This past Saturday the NYPD arrested William “Billy” Leroy who runs the “last eclectic antique and prop store on the Bowery” Billy’s Antiques for selling old subway signs.
      Thanks Claw$.
    • Two people have died and five are injured after a man painting graffiti at a Mexico City subway station opened fire when police tried to stop him.
    • Two Illinois women claim they found marijuana roaches in the bottom of their Popeyes french fries bag

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    SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 6

    Canadian drug victim sues dealer
    Dolphin Gets Boner
    Mr Awesome! Roy Shildt, former World Record Holder Of Missile Command
    Thnx Billoney
    backs rape puppy in housing project
    Let’s Go All The Way: Queen Deleona Balloon Stylee
    Thnx Molly
    Adult Breastfeeding
    In responce to the 8 yr old breastfeeding clip
    Thnx Billoney
    How to Hack a Diebold Voting Machine
    Thnx Emone
    Corpse Wheeled to Check-Cashing Store Leads to 2 Arrests
    Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture: Weekend At Bernie’s 3!
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    AT&T Exploits Sneaker Culture
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    Taller Muscle Woman Smaller Indian Dude
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    Columbia High School.. “What’s Happening”
    Columbia High School “Knuck if you Buck”
    Columbia High School Band Knuck if U Buck
    Hamburger Dress
    Mouth Waterin’!
    SiFeet Pussy Foot
    Latest C-String Invisible panties
    Gotti PANTSING GAME
    Pantsed pictures
    Snorting a Brain Chemical Could Replace Sleep
    Study: Whites more likely to get narcotics in ER
    Thnx ESPO
    Beatles 3D
    Thnx Maryam Modarressi
    Human Monkey
    Amazing 2 Head Snake
    fare kız çarpılmış diyolar
    SNAKE child
    Lightning Bolt!
    LARP: Headbutt
    Thnx Truett Dietz
    Funniest Mike Tyson moments
    Thnx Jake Hanly
    The 80’s Lover – cb shaw
    WTF?!
    It’s OK to be gay
    Thnx Wade Oates
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    thnx ESPO
    Sergei’s Frankenstein Litter РExperiments in the Revival of Organisms
    Breastfeeding…at 8.
    A perfect stewardess
    Nice heels on a train
    This is the New Hollywood!
    Upskirt in the Train Prank
    Hollywood celebrities all go anorexic turning absolutely flat
    Private space companies start competing for cheaper tickets to the Moon
    2014 Roundtrip Moon Ticket – $100 Million.
    What’s up with the “cocaine mummies”?
    The Weird Science Awards
    Inside Norway’s ”Doomsday” Seed Vault
    Scattered around the Spanish coastline, 700 shipwrecks lie laden with more gold and silver than in the vaults of the Bank of Spain
    Active Reactor Radio Active watches Made in Japan.
    I’m sure airport security will love this one
    Arm-wrestling game recalled after players break arms
    Weird Costume Men’s Underpants from Japan
    Airmusician Air Guitar
    Sushi-Rolling Machine
    Reminds me of cigarette rollers
    Sex in God’s Words by NaTaS
    Biblical Sex Talk
    Mystery container found on beach
    Thnx David Canning
    POTF-Ally Pies
    Moose watered
    YouTube -Lisa Soaking. Beakman World.
    Nasty pie face
    David Allan Coe Anita Bryant
    Anita Bryant Pie in the Face
    Custard Pie in the Face
    Classic custard pie in the face. Only REAL cream pies are used in my videos. No shaving cream.
    Classic Green Slime
    slime shower
    Pie In The Face
    blonde girl gunged
    Custard Pools
    Gallagher at Mohegan Sun 2007
    Gallagher Escapes Major Injury in ATV Rollover
    Whats up, wazzup
    The Webby Awards’ 12 Most Influential Online Videos of All Time
    Obey Plagiarist Shepard Fairey
    Throwbacks – Insane Collection of Vintage Spraypaint
    T-Qualizer Shirt Flashing Shirt
    Inside Skate – Upholstered Skateboard For Indoors
    Pipeline Fish Tank
    There’s graffiti, then there’s historic graffiti
    Santa’s Crimes Against Humanity
    Salvia Divinorum to become Schedule 1 drug this new year in Illinois
    NPR : ‘Cocaine Shortage’ May Be a Myth
    Thnx Petey
    Godzilla vs Duck Hunt
    Godzilla vs Contra
    Godzilla doesn’t need 30 lives, HE ONLY NEEDS ONE TO KICK ASS!
    Blingee.com SeMeN SPeRmS stamp
    Haaah, check out Blingees made with my sperm gif!
    Questionable Redecorating Tips & More From TONY’s Cheap Issue
    “Sounds…delightful. What girl wouldn’t want “You Look Ugly” ground into her mirror and images of spermatozoids swimming over her ceiling and cabinents?”
    Eruption Guitar Solo–Eddie Van Halen
    Van Halen vs AC/DC
    Afghan youths hit by heroin
    Moms, don’t blow heroin smoke into yer kids mouths to calm them.
    William Burroughs in NIKE Air Max commercial
    Pretty Gross
    DIAMOND HEAD – Helpless – Live – 1980
    George the Animal Steel at the Zoo
    Mean Gene – Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo
    Dancing midget
    Laughing German Midget
    Zombie Vs Shark
    The Bastard (1968) – Catchy Theme Song
    YouTube РFiktivní výbuch atomové bomby v Krkonoších (Zprávy ČT24)
    Hackers smuggle mushroom cloud into CT’s live broadcasting – Prague Daily Monitor – 18.06.2007
    Nuclear explosion Nükleer Felaket
    Baby Jesus Gets GPS After Thefts
    Busy Bank Robber at Fulton Mall Was Too Predictable, Police Say
    For Orlando Taylor, a 26-year-old Brooklyn man who apparently had a strange attraction to a couple of bank branches at the bustling Fulton Mall, three times was a charm. So was the fourth time. But according to the police, when he returned on Tuesday to c
    New Zealand toilet inventor flushes out worm worries
    “She felt that the worms were being unfairly treated, being expected to deal with human faeces, and that it could affect them in a psychological way,”
    Japan: It’s O.K. to Fire on Godzilla, Official Says РNew York Times
    The Post-Apocalyptic Collection
    Sneaky Drink a Beer Anywhere
    Cheeta – Donate to or Purchase a Painting
    He likes to paint and has developed a wonderful talent as an abstract artist trademarked as “Ape-stract.”
    Cheeta the World’s Oldest Chimpanzee
    Paintings by Chimpanzee Outsell Warhol, Renoir at Auction
    NPR : No Chump Change for Chimp Art
    Congo (chimpanzee)
    Congo was the name of a chimpanzee who learned to paint on paper and canvas, under the aegis of zoologist, ethologist, and surrealist painter Desmond Morris. He was most productive in the late 1950s. His style has been identified with abstract impressioni
    Helping Hands: Monkey Helpers for the Disabled
    List of apes
    The Craziest Kewpie Doll Ever! PQ Creepy Kewpie Doll (Gross Q)
    Bowie Lollipop In Eye
    A Subway Workers Legacy, in Art Form
    Black Sabbath Riots: Milwaukee 1980
    A-Ron Needs Interns
    Bear-ly Legal
    NSFW
    The Bronze Pinball Machine with Woman Affixed Also
    Jodie Foster Back Track – Stockings
    Bugsy Malone Trailer
    Bugsy Malone – Bad Guys
    Narcoleptic Dog
    Fat kid + Paintball + Temper = lolz
    Geronimo, or Here’s an Old Man Talking About Sex
    Food Service Saftey Video (WARNING: Little Disturbing)
    Movies with Dyanne Thorne
    Thnx EMone
    The Comedy Stylings of John Roberts – The Christmas Tree
    Thnx Aviva Yael
    Talons Make Me Horny – NSFW
    Thnx Truett Dietz
    Another Flaming Shot
    Thnx Annette Bunny
    Hatchet vs Genitals – NSFW
    So Fuckin’ Wrong!
    Thnx Roy Roy
    Fart flute plays O christmas tree
    Thnx Tim Barber
    “Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
    IKE ‘BEATS’ TINA TO DEATH
    Thnx Espo
    How a pair got out of jail free
    A Plague of rats hits Indian state
    Double Team trailer (Jean-Claude Van Damme & Dennis Rodman)
    MARKED FOR DEATH Mall Scene
    Big Verg tearin up the set!
    Marked for Death trailer (Steven Seagal)
    Blowing up empty fuel cans
    Over The Top (trailer)
    For Your Consideration: Road House
    ‘Darktown Strutters’ Encounter with the Five-O
    The Pink Angels (trailer)
    thnx Billoney
    Suspected Mexican cannibal found dead in cell
    Tijuana enclave feels sting of escalating border strife – Los Angeles Times
    U.S. Border Patrol agents have battled rock-throwing attackers by launching pepper spray and tear gas into Mexican border neighborhoods
    AK47 Paper Gun Model Kit
    A gift for the person who has everything
    The Kingdom Of Steel Manowar Online Store
    The new MANOWAR condoms are the perfect romantic accessory for all true metal couples.
    Giant rat found in ‘lost world’
    Seen bigger in Chinatown!
    Weird Vintage Japanese Model Kits
    The Key to Reserva – Hitchcock X Scorsese
    Thnx Jake Hanly
    Sperm Tattoos
    Gold Pill makes your poop glitter for $425
    Thnx Billoney
    Dana DeArmond x Johnny Ramone RIP
    NSFW
    McPiss
    Some weird chick takes a piss on the floor of mcdonalds. Would you like fries with that!
    Ass Police
    German Shepherd in Police Uniform
    NYC///POP LIFE///RYAN McGINLEY IN THE GUGGENHEIM SPIRAL…
    WireImage: Listings
    Artist A-Ron and Socialite Genevieve Jones
    Lower East Side – Art – Holidays – New York Times
    The Guggenheim’s Young Collectors Ball
    Get Kicked To The Curb
    Miss McDonald Zombie
    Stewardess/Flight Attendant Uniform Collection
    682 different stewardess uniforms from 301 airlines.
    Custom Welding Helmets and Masks
    Ol’ Dirty Bastard – Drunken Freestyle Yo MTV Raps
    Thnx Jake Hanly
    Neckface – Features – Dazed Digital
    Dolphin vagina
    Dan Explains Masturbation To Dj
    Canoeist resurfaces five years on
    Fire crew aid in penis operation
    BBC NEWS | England | Devon | Flatulence ban for club pensioner
    Thnx David Canning
    Don’t Smoke Weed!
    Thnx Jeff Henrikson
    rap represented in mathematical charts and graphs
    Thnx Jaylan Yolac
    Binoculars Soccer
    Exorcist Walk
    Walk It Out!
    Thnx EMone
    New York in Black and White – Vintage NYC Photos
    Neil Blender skateboarding circa 1985
    Thnx Jacob Korczynski
    80 Blocks From Tiffany’s (Video Documentary) Now Online!
    Dope!
    Thnx Peter Sutherland
    Student charged in museum bomb hoax granted bail
    Dude, It’s Art!
    “Finals Suck” by Jaw Knee & A-Ron
    Thnx Wade Oates
    Chimps beat humans in memory test
    Thnx Bjarni Einarsson
    Smell Yo Dick – Acoustic Version
    3D Thumbs. Hot Free 3D Porn Drawings. Free 3D TGP
    NSFW
    The Juvenile System Photo Gallery
    The Spanking News -Employee strip-searched and spanked because of phone call
    Girl Flashing In Subway Fast Food Restaurant
    She Talks About Cheddar & Sour Cream Chips, Awesome! NSFW
    3D rendedered hot sexy virtual girls
    Pretty Kute ‘n Kreepy
    Van Damme gets a boner!
    Buford T. Justice orders diablo sandwich
    Two Lane Blacktop – I’M NOT INTO THAT!
    Such A Good Scene!
    TWO LANE BLACKTOP (trailer)
    Vanishing Point (1971) – Trailer
    Vanishing Point – Primal Scream
    Happy Mondays – Performance – OSM live
    Happy Mondays Interview
    Iranian Women Police Academy
    Bad Bitches In Burquas
    Adult Baby Sissy Nappy Diaper Cover
    Joe Namath and Pantyhose
    Young twins with ‘divine power’ lead guerrilla army
    Old News But Crazy
    Htoo Twins
    The Tree Man
    Snoop Dogg -Sensual seduction
    Thnx Haley
    Oscar De La Hoya Rocks the Fishnets
    WTF Tadpole Molester
    Fast Food: Ads vs. Reality
    A History Of Racist Spokescharacters
    Guy Hurls Plungers At People’s Backs
    Voices of East Harlem – Run Shaker Life (Soul to Soul)
    Thnx Peter Sutherland
    Crank Dat Soulja Boy, Kids!
    Smell Yo Dick
    Thnx ESPO!
    The Apocalypses That Might Have Been
    Suzanne G. – Giving Taste A Bad Name Since Kindergarten
    Man gets probation for secret apartment at mall
    RC Steam Powered Centipede
    Clothing LED
    Chris Gilmour – Cardboard Sculptures
    J-Lo Picks A Winner…and Eats It!
    Geriatric superheros with down syndrome
    Ramones Surfin Bird live 1978
    Dies Irae – The Trip (1971)
    CAN – Das Millionenspiel
    The Inner Space (Can) – I’m Hiding My Nightingale
    Chasses Bizarres
    Gallery of Container Ship Accidents
    Man cuts off his own arm
    USERS ARE LOSERS!
    FOOD COURT GOTH
    U.S. prison system a costly and harmful failure: report
    Hide your old pills in poop, government says
    Are We Losing the Fight for Porn?
    The uninvited guest: Chinese sub pops up in middle of U.S. Navy exercise, leaving military chiefs red-faced
    Russia sect holes up in cave to await end of world
    Vortex Vibrations Suction Vacuum Cleaner Vibrator
    ‘I gotta stay home and vacuum tonight’
    RIP Tie
    G-Spot Amplification‚Ñ¢
    Bus Shelter In Chelsea Is Defaced With Acid – New York Times
    Councilman blasts graffiti class at Hostos Community College
    Digital ‘smiley’ turns 25
    🙂
    Whyte Ave flashing gone wrong!
    DANCEHALL QUEEN PART2
    thnx Flossy
    Mario – Crank that Soulja Boy
    thnx EMone
    Dildo Cart Ride
    nsfw
    Skateboardmom.com
    SK8 MILFS! thnx Tim Barber
    Supreme Los Angeles Prank Call
    thnx Jake Hanly
    BackUp Commercial
    thnx Mats Hökdahl
    TechnoViking !!!
    Rate My Corpse Paint
    HowTo: Bump Key
    thnx Truett Dietz
    Schooly D – Mantronix – UK Hip-Hop 101 ’87
    Skeerd
    The Order of Death Preview
    Bohemian Club
    Evil Reptilian Jinn living among us controlling institutions
    DAVID ICKE: The Lizards and the Jews
    Bangkong Market Train
    Thnx Steven Powers
    A (Not So) Complete History of Celebrity Pot Smoking Photos
    Frat House
    thnx Billoney
    Van Halen Jump Sounding Mad Fucked
    thnx Fons.Ske
    Farty Pants
    NOT the scientology recruitment video ^o)
    YouTube – O&A Fan-To Catch A Predator
    Norithy’s big spider bite
    “I think I’m gonna puke!” I agree!
    Dateline: To Catch a Sex Predator… Guy Passes Out!!!
    “To Catch a Predator” Perv falls headfirst. New Jersey 2007
    HypnoBaby
    R Kelly – Real Talk Behind the Scenes
    “They don’t shit what we eat!”
    WTF!? METAL REMIX!
    Furries Be Ridin’ Spinnaz
    BAD Trip Off Benadryl
    DIY – How to Make a Zine; Paper, Scissors, Pen – Rockin!
    LAME!
    BILLONEY.COM
    Personal Size DXM Extraction
    dxm is my only love.
    dxm extraction from tussin+(NOT tussin)
    DXM Extractions
    New Drug – Jenkem
    Nu Rave!
    Surfer on the News
    Duuuude! Thnx Peter Sutherland
    Chinatown Garbage Tour
    Skitzo Ripley’s Believe It or Not
    Skitzo On judge judy
    Skitzo on jerry springer
    Puke-alicious
    Survivor Duck: 15 Years and 17,000 Miles Later
    American Civil Liberties Union : Combatting the Surveillance Industrial Complex
    Point, Click… Eavesdrop: How the FBI Wiretap Net Operates
    New Dance Show Hot Dance Line
    James Brown judges 1972 Dance contest.
    The Official Michael Caine Website
    Reverse Graffiti : Ossario : Alexandre Orion
    Urban Ecological Subversion: The Art of Guerilla Gardening in Public Spaces
    Decency debate rages after Southwest shuns flier in skimpy attire
    CBGB TO BE CHIC BOUTIQUE
    You already know…
    Download This: YouTube Phenom Has a Big Secret
    All About Fakery…
    Delphinus Delight
    Dolphins Petition
    Sex-Pervert Dolphin
    Sex with Dolphins – “How To”, and a Personal Viewpoint…
    The Drifters – UP ON THE ROOF
    “This video’s got it all – graff, soul, pigeons, rooftop action!” – Steven Powers
    President Bush Gets His Watch Jacked
    Man gets sick benefits for heavy metal addiction
    Disney Animation Reuse
    Hand Wound : Rattlesnake Bite
    Meat Wigs
    Kenadie Jourdin-Bromley’s Official Site
    Mini Mixed Chocolate Human Brains Treats with Cherries (Mini brains, 12 pieces)
    MY mymy what an ass
    thnx jankins797
    Bushwick Bill on The Bible
    thnx skoolz
    EA skate. Manual Tutorial Featuring Jason Dill
    Haaaah…creepy computer version of Dill
    thnx annette bunny
    Crackhead Singing
    NEVER LET A CRACKHEAD SING AT YOUR FUNERAL
    thnx espo’s sister
    The Secret Life of Howard Hughes
    THE HUGHES LEGACY SCRAMBLE FOR THE BILLIONS – TIME
    LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
    thnx mike troubleman
    Tiger Pumping – Saline Men – Supersize Your Sac!
    Yikes! NSFW
    thnx truett dietz
    Fishing With John – Episode One – Montauk with Jim Jarmusch
    thnx truett dietz
    Aron tricked us into being in this video…
    thnx jen bucken
    “Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
    Israeli Neo-Nazi Cell Broken Up
    thnx espo
    la sequenza del mattatoio
    thnx clear john
    Tiger Attack
    thnx russell gordon
    Navajo Crips
    thnx mike troubleman
    General Strike: 9/11/07
    Rare N.W.A. Clip
    thnx espo
    Christopher Walken’s Three Little Pigs
    Jack Kerouac Reads from On The Road
    R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet Character Map
    “It’s [Kelly’s] ability to weave the plight of modern man into larger-than-life characters and absurdist plots that points to a deeper, more literary genius. As Monteverdi is to opera, R. Kelly is to hip-hopera. I don’t think anyone would deny that.”
    – E
    Awesome Skate Tricks Video
    Best Of Rodney Mullen
    thnx mike troubleman
    Poster Warning Police Brutality
    Superfly Parts
    5,100 Boy Scout leaders removed for abuse
    Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 14)
    Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 13)
    R. Kelly Is Back!
    Buyer pays $84,000 for skateboarding video
    ‘Corny’ thnx leo f
    “Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
    Great Car Chase – Italian Style
    NOT Rambo
    Arnold Schwarzenegger kills people
    Attenborough – Fungi
    Exploding Heads!
    Accused Campground Peeper Tied To Tree
    Wild Vervet Monkeys Wreak Havoc in Kenya
    “The monkeys grab their breasts and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us ”
    Rubber Catsuit & Rebreather
    The Police w/ Kanye West – Message in the Bottle
    Kanye West…worst rapper ever?! You Decide…
    Gamera Theme Song 1969
    Manualist plays guns n roses – sweet child o’ mine!
    Food Fetish
    Ewwww…
    Miss Teen USA 2007 – South Carolina answers a question
    Teens are our future.
    thnx mike s
    WTF??
    Ron Mueck
    Fresh Jugs – Thank the Milkman for those delicious Jugs!
    Show Them To Me
    Corny Horny Country Together With Titty Shot Movie Comp
    Double Teaming Baroness
    thnx fdg1977
    Incense Medical Information
    Liquid incense is sold on the Internet under a variety of brand names. It is usually described as a room deodorizer, despite being sold for other purposes. Liquid incense that is breathed in (inhaled) is called a “popper.”
    Messy pantyhose
    Japanese leotard collection vol 1
    Leotard Girl Fight
    YouTubeNazis Kraftschlag – Klansman KKK Fucks FREEDOM OF SPEECH Amerikkka Red White & Blue Swastikas
    ‘Kraftschlag – Klansman Skinhead skinheads RAC 88…white power aryan race niggers interracial Hitler America right wing KKK Supremist WPWW 1488 MTV Nationalist 88 skinhead’ WTF FTW Shit Is Fucked
    Harrison on Poppers
    A mate of ours having a big sniff of poppers
    Poppers Invasion
    Poppers pumps up the party
    the poppers effect 2
    Poppers!!!
    V festival Poppers competition!
    NICK POPPERS THEN A BONG HIT
    cigar and poppers
    Me experimenting with the song “Chocolate Rain”
    how about experimenting puttin’ a loaded shotgun in yer fuckin’ mouth and pumpin’ the trigger, wigger!
    VANILLA SNOW (CHOCOLATE RAIN PARODY)
    You Kill Yerself Tube
    Chocolate Rain McDonald’s Spot / Tay Zonday
    Chocolate Rain Sung By McGruff The Crime Dog
    Chocolate Rain 8Bit Remix
    “Chocolate Rain” Original Song by Tay Zonday
    Gin Rush II
    co worker sniffing gin
    Midget vs. Transvestite Basketball
    You just don’t get entertainment like this in America.
    thnx clear john
    RUSH¬Æ Liquid Incense¬Æ World’s Best Selling Brand Liquid Aroma¬Æ
    Pete Doherty’s Cats Test Positive for Cocaine
    thnx steven powers
    Lamborghini Gallardo with custom paint job
    thnx jaydub
    Gregorius: NMKY (Finnish YMCA cover)
    Those Crazy Finns!
    thnx fons ske
    THE INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN
    Beavis and Butthead on Letterman
    Woman jailed for testicle attack
    A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
    thnx david canning
    “Weekly Review” Harper’s Magazine
    H. R. Pufnstuf – Mechanical Boy.
    Someone Needs To Do A Neu Rave Remix!
    thnx fdg1977
    The Cookie Rapper
    thnx barber tim
    Cheerleader Brawl
    Yesssssssss!
    BEARFORCE1 — The first real ‘bearband’ of the world.
    thnx bobby wham
    Bearforce1
    Holy Shit! Too Gay For Work…
    thnx bobby wham
    Oxycute ‘Em!
    thnx russell gordon
    Gooden Strawberry Tyson
    Memorial Diamonds created from a lock of hair or cremated remains / ashes / cremation
    My relatives diamond is clearer than your relatives diamond, mines looks like Grey Goose, yers looks like urine, son!
    thnx maxwell goldman
    Vibrator robber jailed over raid
    thnx david canning
    INSANE wave pool in Tokyo. Where’s the water?
    thnx tim artz
    Real Doll Lovers
    “Remember the iDollator community? You know, the dudes who have “relationships” with their Real Dolls? Well, here’s a short documentary about them. It’s very creepy, very scary, and very sad.”
    thnx carlen altman
    Mia Rose
    World of Whorecraft, and why a poor whore got banned
    thnx bret pittman
    Special Poetry Slam Intro
    Like, Woah!
    : ŸÑÿπŸÜÿ™ ÿ®ÿ± ÿߟäŸÜ ŸàÿߟÑÿØŸäŸÜ – ŸàŸäÿØŸäŸà : – Lil’ Kid Smokes Opium
    thnx annette n jr
    “Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
    I’m Really Jamaican
    Ja’Fakin’ – thnx matt goias
    I’m Really Jamaican Remix
    thnx matt goias
    Raped By A Dolphin
    TeddyFucker.com
    NSFW
    Trepanation – an alternative medicine approach towards mental well being
    ITAG Trepan Trepanation
    During the period from 2000 until 2004, ITAG’s focus was mainly on establishing relations with a medical facility that would provide elective trepanation services for individuals who wanted to be trepanned. Competent surgeons were found and a pilot study was instantiated. During those four years, fifteen volunteers were trepanned by an experienced surgeon. All surgeries were successful and there were no complications. All volunteers were satisfied with the results.
    Trepanation Photos
    Tesla’s Biography
    Trepanation
    Transatlantic Review Trepanation Interview – Bart Huges / Joe Mellen
    SERGIO ARAGONES
    Everlasting Frogs
    Surgically alters thumbs to better use iPhone
    “The procedure involved making a small incision into both thumbs and shaving down the bones, followed by careful muscular alteration and modification of the fingernails.”
    A/C Unit Keeps Car Cool
    thnx orion bayo
    White Rapper Wale Merriweather Wears Junkie Whammy
    thnx jen bucken
    Surprise Superhero Gay Time
    thnx carlen altman
    Grill SKILLZ! Rock
    To Punish Thai Police, a Hello Kitty Armband
    Thnx Sarah18
    Tenor Saw @ Stereo Mars sound PNP Rally 1986
    Thnx Matt Goias
    “Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
    Exploring the Massive, Viscous Oil Blob That Lies Just Beneath the Streets of Greenpoint
    Flashlight Weapon Makes Targets Throw Up
    Distortrait
    Sex Addicts Anonymous
    Bev Hills 90210 – Kelly’s Rape
    when Dylan calls Kelly and tells her he wants to get high, she agree to meet him, when she gets out her car, she is followed into an alley, and gets beat up, and thrown onto a pile of garbage, then she is raped
    General Hospital – Luke Rapes Laura
    In 1979 Luke raped Laura at the disco. Here are those famous scenes.
    SS Girls – Nazi Pope
    Helltrain – Nazi Grindhouse Exploitation clip
    Female Teen Employee Strip Searched And Molested In McDonalds
    Osama’s Taliban Orgy
    NSFW
    TI dog
    Cute or TOTALLY FUCKIN’ CREEPY?!
    Disaster Strikes: Orchard Street Destroyed!
    Kings Highway Subway Station
    World Naked Bike Race
    The Smoking Museum
    Wendy’s Employee Video – Grill SKILLZ! Rap
    Fatkid Cookin’: The Farmhouse Sandwhich
    Cold Injuries Test
    I’m SORRY…It does get worse…
    Burial Ground Final Scene
    It doesn’t get worse than this…
    Burial Ground Trailer
    I saw this film stoned in a texas drive-in when i was 16
    Dad shaped mango like a VagINA!
    Pythagoraswitch
    Sexy Robots
    thnx tim barber
    PICTURE NY Petition
    2 dancing
    NECK FACE!!!!
    WWE Custom Figures
    Ronald McDonald’s Daughter
    First McDonalds Commercial – Creeepy!
    tupacisme69
    How to Make a New York Egg Cream
    THE EVOLUTION OF M.J. by CB – THE ETCH A SKETCH MAN
    thnx froglegsfordinner
    Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz – “The Nigger Counter” (132x)
    Don’t Call me Whitey, Nigger
    Remember the 90’s??
    Nigger or Nigga ?
    Ramones – The KKK took my baby away LIVE in Sweden
    YouTube Sucks
    Bigfoot and Wildboy TV intro (1977)
    The Killing Of America
    Thnx John Carchietta
    Thin Lizzy – Bad Reputation at the Sydney Opera House 1978
    Thin Lizzy – Bad Reputation
    Thnx Nick Kokkinis
    Third Nipple Peirced
    Thnx Orion Bayo
    Boyfriend pillow for Japan singles
    US cat ‘predicts patient deaths’
    Thnx David Canning
    “The Vandals”
    Destruction: Fun or Dumb? The Problem of Vandalism
    FUN!
    The Dropout (Part 1) / Why Teenagers Drop Out Of High School
    Thnx Frogslegsfordinner
    Original full-size Johnny Five robot from Short Circuit – (item 230155438774 end time Aug-03-07 18:00:00 PDT)
    Thnx Eddie Perez
    Skull-A-Day
    Gimme Gimme Octopus 1
    Chimp Plays Pac-Man
    Pac-Man cereal commercial (early 80’s)
    Space 1999 Sci Fi Tv Intro 1srt Season episode
    The Electric Company – Poison
    Mr. Yuk Commercial
    Mondo Manhattan Trailer
    Thnx John Carchietta
    The Residents – Renaldo and the Loaf – Songs For Swinging Larvae
    The Fantastic Foreskin
    Circumcised men are employing weights and pulleys to cover themselves back up
    Pretty Ricky – Late Night Special
    WTF?!
    Cop Killers (1973) – Trailer
    These guys have a message for the cops… and it ain’t Happy Birthday.
    Funny birthing Video
    Pipa pipa – Surinam Toad w/ eggs
    Pipa pipa – Surinam Toad Babies Emerging
    www.sleepassault.com
    Hot Teen Sleepy Heads. NSFW!
    “Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
    “Thriller” – Philipino Inmate Version
    1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! Thnx Peter Sutherland.
    Robert Reed – Champagne OK
    Spot The Fake Smile
    Thnx Tim Barber
    Blood Puddle Pillows
    Largest Man Meets Smallest Man
    Hell on Earth: The never before seen colour photographs of the bloody battle of Passchendaele | the Daily Mail
    Alpha the Robot Meets Zorine, Queen of the Nudists
    Dolphin voyeurs kill the mood for saucy submariners
    Tour De France 2007 – Dog Accident
    Oh Man! Thnx Peter Sutherland.
    A-Ron Featured in I-D
    Supersoaker Flamethrower Goes Bad
    “We made us a Supersoaker flamethrower but it went wrong.”
    Shooting a super-soaker at -45F
    Supersoaker Flamethrower
    How To Paint With a Fire Extinguisher
    Invasion of the Body Snatchers Dog Scene
    Replaced With Pods
    Ladies and Gentleman, I Give You Ghetto-Man!
    Thnx Espo
    Drunk Monkeys
    Thnx Tim Barber!
    L.E.FUCKIN.S
    Inversion
    Little Girl Allegedly Taped ‘Rolling’ on Ecstasy
    Beware of Tainted Toothpaste
    Gothamist Labs: Map
    New York City pays $29,000 for arresting topless woman
    Ugly Outfits New York
    Steve Kurtz, artist or terrorist?
    Another, more whimsical project that Kurtz showcased at the conference in Amsterdam was called Cult of the New Eve (CONE). It consisted of a mock religion that practiced “molecular cannibalism” by inviting people to eat bread and drink beer containing
    Memetic Engineering
    “Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
    Severed Thumb
    Head between two asses
    Raquel Welch (Shower Scene)
    10 Top Ways To Spot A Ladyboy Katoey In Thailand
    How do I get blood out of denim?
    A*P*E 1976 – Best/worst moments
    Erotic life cast sculpture studio
    Barbarian Princess
    RoboSapien Sex
    Kerry’s Emeraald Mask
    Striped Tights Fetish Blog
    semensperms
    SeMeN SPeRmS
    SeMeN IRAK
    Extreme Wheelchair Riding
    Kool-Aid- break dance
    MyDeathSpace.com
    Priest’s Murder Posted On YouTube
    Brooklyn Banks 2005
    No Aaron / No NYC
    Johnson Smith’s Fun Catalog 1979
    Vinyl Data
    “That’s right: there were a handful of records released in the late 70’s and early 80’s that contained computer programs as part of the audio. This is totally insane, and totally great.”
    A Walk in the Valley of the Uncanny
    Flower Communicator Hanakotoba – Listen to your plants!
    Japanese beer for children
    Dante’s Inferno – A Virtual Tour of Hell
    Exploring the Mind-Body Orgasm
    Now, self-healing materials can mimic human skin, healing again and again
    Public donates to UW scientist to fund backward-in-time research
    Plants recognize their siblings, biologists discover
    THE STARCHILD SKULL: Deformed Human or Human-Alien Hybrid?
    Cosplayers and Robots Dancing in the Streets
    Asahi Robocco BeerBot (Beer pouring robot)
    UFO Area: Man Has Green Blood
    Antique And Vintage Tattooed Nudes
    eBay: NECKFACE TRASH CANS RARE NO RESERVE AUTHENTIC BANKSY
    Fuckin Revs
    Squirrel goes on rampage, injures 3
    ‘Cream of Wheat’ man gets grave marker
    Toddler served margarita in a sippy cup
    Wasting away in Margaritaville
    Trapped in the Closet 12
    Trapped in the Closet 11
    Trapped In The Closet Part 10
    Trapped In The Closet Part 9
    Trapped in the Closet (Part 8)
    Trapped in the closet Part 7
    Trapped in the Closet (Parts 5 and 6)
    Trapped in the Closet 1-5
    Time Out New York: How to: Redo your loo
    LEAN LIKE A CHOLO
    One of those Worst and Best moments
    Turbo II, Junkyard Boogaloo
    “Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
    Pirate OFFSHORE RADIO IN 60’S UK
    RADIO CAROLINE
    Otis Redding – Satisfaction (Live)
    How to play “Saturday In The Park”
    Yardbirds – Over Under Sideways Down
    Small Faces – All Or Nothing
    From a Documentary called My Generation
    Troubled clown hopes for second chance
    Markham, the Suffolk resident whose alter ego is Spunky the Clown, was arrested May 6 and charged with attempting to smuggle marijuana to an inmate at the Greensville Correctional Center
    Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A ‘Gay Bomb’
    Ja on WNYU (old Dj eclipse show)
    Rack Lo Interview
    Big Pile of Naked Page 3 Girls
    eBay: GIL HIBBEN~ALIEN~CUSTOM ULTRA RARE~MASTERPICE~UNIQUE
    Two of these and you’re good!
    eBay: 1970-76 New Jersey MUG SHOT Biker Gang Book
    “Motorcity Competition Regular Skaters of the 1970’s”
    Orchard Street Bootleg Mini-Mall Pictures
    VintageGirlwatchers.com
    Pictures of Joyce DeWitt from “Three’s Company”
    Hanna-Barbera Land
    just another lost dream
    The Great Crush Collision
    Apparently bored in 1896, Texas railroad agent William G. Crush decided to make his own fun. He got two train engines, painted one green and one red, and set them at opposite ends of a two-mile track. Then he sent them toward each other at 45 mph
    School Yearbook Features Kids Doing Drugs
    Weasel Coffee
    Delicious coffee regurgitated by weasels
    DaM-Hobos
    OMG NSFW Hobo Porn!
    David Hasselhoff Eats A Burger While Drunk (Full Version)
    Burger ‘n Muffintop
    The Dishonor Roll – Women Arrested for Indecent Behavior With Kids
    Accused Female Pedophiles, Molesters and Sex Offenders…There’s some hot ones!
    Girl’s Fart Combat
    FART GIRLS
    Hot girls fart
    Belly Drop
    It’s a brand new dance that’s goin’ around
    Now That’s What I Call a Security Camera!
    The Bad Old Days
    Thnx Booberry Bill
    Cocaine energy drink pulled from shelves
    …because it SUCKS!
    Cheetos Lip Balm
    Quick vibrating lock pick – How To
    Naughty Kid Skirt Lifting
    Ye Olde Metal Days – a photoset on Flickr
    More Unkempt Hair Farmers
    Brazilian Wax Video
    What PJ Needs!
    PJ Harvey Hairy Upskirt
    Woof!
    Chinese Boy With an Extraordinarily Big Head
    You Ovenhead!
    Stephen Hawking Zero-G
    Awesome!!!
    Stone has “white hair”
    Not A Rolling Stone
    Derel Vision
    IRAK! IRAK! IRAK!
    Irak Infomercial
    IRAK! IRAK! IRAK!
    Bud Bundy Busted 4 Bud
    Guy Peellaert
    N.M. Tech takes lime green toilet off clock tower
    Man Posed As Leukemia Boy to Get Child Porn
    “My love of my life turned out to be a 30-year-old pedophile.”
    DISSECTION Frontman Shot Himself In Head As Part Of Ritual Suicide
    “I’m going away for a long, long time. I’m going to Transylvania.”
    “Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
    SeMeN SPeRmS x Claw Money Skateboard in Nylon
    Crazy Interactive Instrument
    aaron bondaroff – Razor Apple
    Style Q&A: Aaron Bondaroff
    The Brand Underground – New York Times
    STUSSY WORLD TOUR aNYthing
    thighs cycling in kneesocks
    Christina Aguilera and Donald Duck love boobies!
    Stacy Keibler Gets Her Skirt Pulled Off Video
    Don Bolles of the Germs busted for Dr. Bronners soap
    Boy, 7, Finds Crack Cocaine in Pocket
    Sharking Galore – Japanese Underwear Shark
    More Top Sharking
    More Sharking
    Japanese Sharking
    European Sharking
    European Sharking
    Franciszek Starowieyski Posters
    Breast Health Slideshow
    The Faustian Bargain of The LES Hipster
    Cover Art Artist Gallery #1: Marcus Keef (photographer)
    GAL’S GROWL: HEAR ME ROAR
    “I’m not a woman!” a fist-swinging lesbian shouted as she and her six girlfriends jumped the terrified man who had dared to flirt with them
    CITY COMMISH SLAMS RISE IN PARK GRAFFITI
    “…but you can see the price society pays when people decide it’s OK to do graffiti,” a peeved Commissioner Adrian Benepe told lawmakers at the City Council.”
    LOWER EAST SLIDE – A HIP ENCLAVE, CLUBBED TO DEATH
    “…and Kid America, who’s not really famous for anything but has been on the scene forever and could conceivably be 45.”
    Exploding iPod Art
    All about Jay Maynard, the TRON Guy
    Looks like the ‘Where’s My Stapler?’ dude from Office Space in some Hott CosPlay Action!
    Animated Atari Pong T-Shirt
    The Voynich Manuscript
    Codex Seraphinianus, by Luigi Serafini – 1983
    The Codex Seraphinianus is unique in placing its invented world centre stage and, even more uniquely, purporting to be a product of that world itself.
    Codex Seraphinianus
    More Backstory
    Haaaah!
    Graffiti Artist Claw Money Cashes in Her Street Cred
    70’s Van Advertisements
    Cinesex gallery of porn posters
    Kraftwerk – Autobahn
    Jan Lenica – Polish Posters
    SKATEBOARD KINGS 1978 – a British documentary crew comes to DogTown
    1929 Johnson Smith Novelty Catalogue
    Weird Titty Puppetry
    Tokyo Cosplay Flashmob Dancers Dispursed By The Man
    Cellular automata video synthesizer kit
    Things Computers Can Do in Movies
    The times they are a’changin’?
    the history and psychology of the heckler
    Mammatus, Lenticular & Other Extreme Clouds
    Joey Semz
    SEMZ Advice for Graffiti Writers
    NYPD Intelligence Op Targets Dot-Matrix Graffiti Bike
    Autograf: SEMZ
    RIP
    S.F. Live Masturbate-a-Thon Scheduled May 26
    Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops
    Arirang Festival
    “Weekly Review” (Harper’s Magazine)
    Racial slur on sofa label stuns family
    USC Bare Ass
    SeMeN SPeRmS SKaTeBoArD TeAm CaPTaiN
    Pikes Peak Hill Climb Peugeot 405 T16
    Thnx Peter Sutherland
    Panda Porn
    Principal Sues Over Fake MySpace Profile
    Gotta love the smell of chrome paint!
    ‘Freddy Krueger’ attacker jailed
    A man obsessed with the horror film character Freddie Krueger used a home-made bladed glove to slash his sleeping friend.
    Craigslist ad leads to trashed home
    School principal sues students over parody MySpace profile
    A school principal sued four former students who he claims posted parody MySpace.com profiles saying he smoked pot, kept beer at school and liked having sex with students.
    Lawmaker wants baking soda to be sold behind counter
    Six Million Dollar Man “The Secret of Bigfoot”
    Marijuana’s Key Ingredient Might Fight Alzheimer’s
    MANGROOMER Do-It-Yourself Electric Back Hair Shaver
    Art of the Shock-tail
    the mixologists at the Double Down Saloon in Las Vegas keep an unmarked bottle of vodka in which float several slices of bacon.
    Man Invents Musical Condoms
    Uncle Oinker’s Gummy Bacon
    Museum of bad album covers: the worst album covers ever!
    Bacon Air Freshener
    Celebrities Eating Dot Com
    Houdini Revealed
    Computing Photographic Forgeries
    What’s it like to get a needle in the eyeball?
    ‘I’m the last crazy artist’ – Alejandro Jodorowsky
    Yikes! It’s The Tiger Fish!
    Hand Wound Monday: Recluse Spider Part 2 of 6
    KKK Beauty Pageant

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