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✪ Satanic Sex Encounter Leaves Man With Hundreds Of Wounds
According to a search warrant obtained by 12 News, an 18-year-old man came to Milwaukee from Arizona to meet with a woman he met online. It’s unclear what he hoped would happen, but he told police after arriving by bus he spent two days in the apartment tied up, and getting cut, slashed and stabbed. By the time he escaped, doctors said he had more than 300 wounds covering his body. Rebecca Chandler, 21, was arrested at the scene. According to court documents, she told detectives she was having sex with the victim and that the cutting was consensual but that it got out of hand. Chandler told police her roommate of a few months, “Scarlett” did the majority of the cutting. Chandler said she doesn’t know “Scarlett’s” real name but she thinks “Scarlett” is involved in the occult.
✪ Santa poses with AK-47s for gun club photos
Everyone is familiar with the idea of having you photo taken with Santa — but Santa and high-powered weaponry, that’s a new one on us. A gun club in Arizona is offering members to opportunity to have family photograph taken with Father Christmas and a selection of guns. Posing amid piles of wrapped presents families are encouraged to pick up AK-47 rifles and grenade launchers as they surround an unarmed Santa.
✪ Doctors noting increase in ‘sleep texting’
Doctors are seeing more cases of sleep deprived patients who are sleep texting. Sleep expert Dr. Marcus Schmidt tells WTHR-TV that sleep deprivation can trigger common motor behaviors during sleep, including reaching for the phone when it goes off. Schmidt suggests keeping your cell phone away from the bed while you are sleeping, maybe even in another room.
✪ Dozen boat migrants die in voodoo ritual to calm sea
Witnesses claimed victims were thrown in after a macabre “magic dance” by several Nigerian women. Prosecutor Ignazio Fonzo, based in Agrigento, said: “Survivors told us the captain of the boat, a Nigerian, was the leader of the rituals that began after the engine failed. “One man was selected, taken into the hold and beaten, led back up on deck then thrown into the sea. As this happened prayers, chanting and dancing took place. It was said he was sacrificed to cast out demons and calm the seas. We believe at least a dozen people were thrown alive into the sea.” One survivor, Mohamed Yacoub Ibrahim, said: “I saw a group of Nigerian women carrying out a strange magic ritual and afterwards they pointed at various people. The first was grabbed, had his hands and feet tied and he was then thrown in alive.”
✪ Skeleton Santa Controversy at Loudoun County Courthouse
Holiday music, holiday lights and holiday sales are unavoidable the first week of December, but tisn’t really the season without a holiday display controversy in Leesburg, Va. A skeleton dressed in a Santa suit and nailed to a cross was set up on the Loudoun County courthouse lawn in Leesburg on Monday. The macabre Kris Kringle was one of the nine approved displays for this Christmas season, but it was not standing for long. Someone tore the skeleton down, sparking a debate about free speech.
✪ Brain infection from water amoeba kills 3; victim used ‘neti pot’
Two children and a young man have died this summer from a brain-eating amoeba that lives in water, health officials say. The death of the young man, who was from Louisiana, was traced to water used in a neti pot.
✪ Man Arrested After Craigslist Pot Post
Police didn’t have to look far to find a man hoping to buy marijuana Thursday. Michael Krebes, 31, of Vernon, put an ad on Craigslist looking to buy pot, police said. Members of the East Central Narcotics Task Force answered the ad, and set up a location to meet Krebes. Officers set up surveillance and waited for Krebes to arrive. Sure enough, he showed up at the McDonald’s on Main Street in Glastonbury Thursday, where police took him into custody. Krebes was charged with Criminal Attempt/Possession of less than 4 ounces of Marijuana.
✪ Teacher Accused Of Making Students Rub Her Feet
Lexington County School District Three is investigating after a first-grader complained about having to rub her teacher’s feet. A district representative said the district has launched a full investigation, appropriate action has been taken and the situation has been rectified. But that’s not nearly enough for some parents. “She admitted to the children rubbing her feet,” said Brenda Norris. “Just the thought of it… They immediately sent her home, but she’s back there today.” Norris is far from satisfied after her 6-year-old granddaughter, who is in first grade, came home from Batesburg-Leesville Primary School last Wednesday to said she was “tired of rubbing her teacher’s feet.” “‘Do she take off her socks and shoes?'” Norris recounted asking. “‘Grandma, she wears flip flops.'”
✪ Buyer of Minivan Finds Hidden $500K in Cocaine
A California man was stunned to see what a previous owner of his minivan apparently left behind: $500,000 worth of cocaine jammed in the door panels. San Jose psychologist Charles Preston says the cellophane-wrapped cocaine was found when he took the van to a mechanic. Police were immediately notified. Preston says he noticed the driver’s side window wouldn’t go down all the way, but he figured he would live with it because the Town and Country van had a good air conditioning system.
✪ Principal forced to retire amid 9-year-old boy’s suspension for calling teacher ‘cute’
A Gastonia principal who accused a 9-year-old of sexual harassment retired abruptly Tuesday night. Principal Jerry Bostic told Eyewitness News he retired as of 5 p.m. He told the Gaston Gazette the Gaston County School District gave him one hour to decide whether to quit or be fired. “One mistake in 44 years, and I’m not given the benefit of the doubt. I really don’t believe I was treated fairly,” Bostic told Eyewitness News. Chiquita Lockett said her son, Emanyea, was suspended from Brookside Elementary last week for calling a teacher “cute.” The school initially claimed it sexual harassment, adding Emanyea used the word “fine” in a suggestive tone. School officials said in addition to the comment about the teacher, Emanyea had been warned about calling students bad words.
✪ Excrement Tattoo
Claim: A woman sued her ex-boyfriend for surreptitiously tattooing a pile of excrement on her back. FALSE
✪ Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as I.D.
Ground beef is not a valid form of identification. Not in Martin County, not in Los Angeles, not anywhere. A Florida man learned this the hard way, when he handed a taco to police officers who asked for his I.D. This was after he had passed out in his car. While sitting in the drive-through lane of a Taco Bell. And his engine caught fire.
✪ Superman comic sells at auction for $2.16m
A rare comic which features the first appearance of Superman and was stolen and disappeared for 11 years, had sold at auction for a whopping $2.16m. The pristine copy of Action Comics #1 became the world’s most expensive comic in the process — despite initially costing 10 cents in 1938. While the comic was stolen from a collector in 2000, it reappeared earlier this year and (after being returned to its rightful owner) was listed on ComicConnect.com.
✪ Fake pregnant belly becomes hot seller on the Internet
Artificial replicas of pregnant women’s abdomens, made of silica gel, have become hot sellers on the online shopping market, the China News.com reported on Monday. Looking like the belly of a genuine pregnant woman, the imitations have variously been described as having “flesh color” and “human skin texture,” and as “highly comfortable,” by online shop owners. There are currently three types of fake bellies being sold, each of which approximates a different period of pregnancy, corresponding to the second and latter trimesters and the final month.
✪ Tyree Callahan Paints with a Typewriter
It might look like just an old typewriter, but Washington-based artist Tyree Callahan has actually converted this antique 1937 Underwood Standard typewriter into an art instrument that makes beautiful paintings. Callahan replaced the ink pads of the typewriter with colored paint pads and the letters with color markers, to create a painting machine he calls a Chromatic Typewriter. So instead of creating paintings with brushes, he types them with his unique typewriter. While it would take a while getting used to, and although it will probably never yield the detailed results of a brush, I have no doubt this thing could produce some pretty awesome artworks. After all, artists like Keira Rathbone use conventional typewriters to create exceptional works of art using just letters and symbols. I know it sounds strange, but lets face it, artists have used stranger things to unleash their painting talent (vomit, remote-controlled cars or their lips, just to name a few).
✪ Woman’s face catches on fire during surgery
It was supposed to be a routine outpatient surgery to remove some growths from Kim Grice’s head. But something went horribly wrong during the Tuesday morning procedure and a flash fire seared Grice’s face and neck.
✪ NYC transit: Stranded subway riders were forgotten
A transit official has admitted that subway passengers left stranded on a train for hours during last year’s blizzard had been forgotten. New York City Transit President Thomas F. Prendergast testified Tuesday at a City Council hearing on winter preparedness. Among other things, he discussed an A train that was infamously stranded last December on an open-air station platform in Queens, near Kennedy Airport.
✪ Monopoly Metallica Edition – Can They Get Any Lamer?!
“The fast-dealing property trading game” just got faster! MONOPOLY METALLICA Collectors Edition takes the popular board game to a whole new level. Every aspect of the game designed for the true Metallica fan in mind. You’ll “pass go” through historic Metallica events and locations around the board such as club shows, festivals, studios, childhood homes and other metal landmarks! Game pieces include the Kill ‘Em All hammer, Justice scales, St. Anger fist, Black Album snake, ninja star, and the “Jump in the Fire” demon (addition board game pieces sold separately). Land on one of the “Binge and Purge” or “Jump in the Fire” spaces and be rewarded or fined in true Metallica form. “You won’t believe the price, you’ll pay!”
✪ Who Wants To Be a Thousandaire?
Michael Larson held the record for the most game-show winnings in a single day until 2006, when it was broken by Vickyann Chrobak-Sadowski on The Price is Right. Larson’s handiwork on Press Your Luck was sufficiently extraordinary that he has become a strange kind of folk hero to some. Others regard him as a cheap huckster or a likable-but-occasionally-creepy crackpot. The real Michael Larson was arguably an amalgam of these qualities. His shenanigans on Press Your Luck are oft described as a “scam,” “scandal,” or a “cheat,” but even the CBS executives ultimately admitted that he had broken nary a rule. In the end, his impressive performance on Press Your Luck may be one of the only honest day’s work that Michael Larson ever did.
✪ The Future of Attention: A Conversation with David Pescovitz
We’re living in a world where it’s not just that everyone is connected via their iPhone or WiFi, but we’re seeing the proliferation of tiny sensors that go far beyond RFID tags. These are very small devices, eventually, perhaps, to be the size of a grain of sand in the next decade or two, probably. And they can keep a constant vigil on the world around us in a very high resolution. They can monitor the structural stability of buildings, because you can paint them on inside the walls, or sprinkle them on a farmer’s field and they can give a very precise picture of the water situation in the crops, or, throughout a city, to give you a sense of how people are moving and crowd dynamics. We’re moving into a world where objects and inanimate things can blog, basically. They can Tweet. There are already devices that you can put in your houseplants and they send you a text message when they’re thirsty. So, we’re giving non-living things voices.
✪ Internal Affairs report released in Police Santeria hex spell plot
City officials are now providing details as to why two North Miami Beach city employees tried to cast a spell on a city manager. According to a North Miami Beach Police Department internal affairs report, in late August, North Miami Beach police officer Elizabeth Torres and Police Chief Larry Gomer’s secretary Yvonne Rodriguez plotted together to put a hex on City Manager Lyndon Bonner. The report, which was released on Wednesday, said that the pair approached a maintenance worker at North Miami Beach City Hall and asked the worker if she had access to Bonner’s office at night. Then, the duo allegedly asked the maintenance worker if she could spread bird seed around Bonner’s office. The bird seed would make the city manager want to leave the city, the report said.
✪ Awesome New UFO Theory: Approaching Comet is Really a Borg Cube From Jesus
Conspiracy theorists believe that Comet Elenin is rapidly approaching Earth, and that it’s a perfect cube. A cube piloted by cyborgs who seek to assimiliate the human race into their collective. A Borg Cube, in other words. Yes, the writers of Star Trek: The Next Generation “were being prophetic” when they created the Borg, writes extraterrestrial expert Alex Collier over at the Canadian National Newspaper. (For what it’s worth, NASA says Comet Elenin was destroyed in October, and it was never going to be an issue in any case. But that’s just what you’d expect them to say.) So Comet Elenin wasn’t actually destroyed, and it’s a perfect cube, and this proves the Borg are real. Okay. But it doesn’t stop there — apparently this Borg cube is known as the Galactic Obliteration Device, or G.O.D. for short. And there’s tons of evidence that Christianity and the Bible are really about how Jesus is a Borg and he’s coming to assimilate us.
✪ Occupy Your Mind: An Interview with Alejandro Jodorowsky
The great Chilean-born director, artist, writer, shaman and “criminal madman, ” Alejandro Jodorowsky interviewed via Skype from a hotel room in NYC on October 30th. Topics include Occupy Wall Street, why revolutions fail but mutation succeeds, the magical side of reality, the search for gurus and wisdom and why Twitter is the haiku of this century! Jodorowsky’s films El Topo and The Holy Mountain are available on Blu-ray from ABKCO.
✪ Cult mystic Alejandro Jodorowsky holds ‘march of skulls’ for Mexico’s drug war dead
It was billed as “the first act of collective psycho-magic in Mexico.” The call made by the cult mystic Alejandro Jodorowsky said the event would seek to “heal” the country of the cosmic weight of so many dead in the drug war, by gathering for something he called the March of the Skulls. On Sunday, on a wet and frigid morning in this mountain capital, hundreds of Jodorowsky fans answered the open convocation (video link in Spanish). They donned black top hats and black shawls, and carried canes and Mexican flags colored in black. They wore calavera face paint or masks to give themselves the look of stylish skeletons gathered in this often-surreal city in the name of Mexico’s tens of thousands of sometimes nameless drug war dead. “Long live the dead!” they shouted.
✪ Turbo Snort Nasal Spray Gives Caffeine Heads a New Way To Wake Up
TS Enterprises has released the world’s first caffeinated nasal spray under the brand name, Turbo Snort. This new energy nasal spray is the latest answer to consumer demand for new personal energy alternatives in this already booming category. While there are dozens of caffeinated energy shots, drinks, gums, mints, pills and mouth sprays, Turbo Snort could change the way consumers get their morning jolt of caffeine – by way of the nose.
✪ Abortion is Legal: So Why is Self-Abortion Care a Crime?
Last week, a 20-year-old woman in New York City was arrested on charges of “self-induced abortion” and faces first-degree misdemeanor charges. Initial news reports indicate that she intentionally caused the miscarriage/abortion of her 24-week fetus. The woman disposed of the fetus in what was probably the only way she could think of: wrapped in plastic bags and placed in the trash receptacle of her apartment building. The prosecution of this woman echoes similar cases in Idaho, Massachusetts and South Carolina. In spite of ever-increasing restrictions, abortion is legal through the second-trimester throughout the United States, although it is inaccessible to many women. Yet if women safely end their pregnancies without medical supervision, they face criminal penalties.
✪ Psychic healer and Lewisham mayoral candidate, Graham Dare, faces jail over sex assault
Blackfriars Crown Court heard Dare preyed on a trusting 31-year-old Japanese student last September when she came for help with migraines. He groomed her by treating her naked or partially-clothed for three of their six sessions. Dare, waiving his fee for most of the appointments, fondled her breasts and groin before stripping off and luring her into massaging him. Blackfriars Crown Court heard the woman was suspicious about his “strange” methods but did not object because she feared causing offence. Heather Stangoe, prosecuting, said: ‘It’s not a crime to trust someone. What is a crime is to take advantage of someone’s trust and naivety and to abuse it for your sexual pleasure.’ The victim described how, on one occasion he “concentrated between my legs and he held my nipple”. Dare told her: “This is the way to correct the energy flow.”
✪ The Muppets Are Communist, Fox Business Network Says
It ain’t easy being green, but according to Fox Business, Kermit the Frog and his Muppet friends are reds. Last week, on the network’s “Follow the Money” program, host Eric Bolling went McCarthy on the new, Disney-released film, “The Muppets,” insisting that its storyline featuring an evil oil baron made it the latest example of Hollywood’s so-called liberal agenda.
✪ A Brief History of the Apocalypse
According to Isaac Asimov’s Book of Facts (1979), an Assyrian clay tablet dating to approximately 2800 BC was unearthed bearing the words “Our earth is degenerate in these latter days. There are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end. Bribery and corruption are common.” This is one of the earliest examples of the perception of moral decay in society being interpreted as a sign of the imminent end.
✪ First sighting of dolphin in Irish lake
THE IRISH Whale and Dolphin Group (IWDG) has confirmed the first sighting of a dolphin in an Irish lake, in Lough Hyne near Baltimore, Co Cork. This is the first time a cetacean has been found in such an environment.
✪ Therapist ‘Brainwashed’ Woman Into Believing She Was In Satanic Cult, Attorney Says
The complaint alleges Nasseff’s therapist, Mark Schwartz, “carelessly and negligently hypnotized [Nasseff]” while she was under the influence of “various psychotropic medications” to treat depression and anxiety. The hypnosis allegedly created false memories, including the belief that she was “a member of a satanic cult and that she was involved in or perpetrated various criminal and horrific acts of abuse.” One of those acts included “sacrificing her sister’s baby on the altar of Satan,” according to Vuylsteke. Nasseff “was in a highly vulnerable physical and mental state due to her pre-existing eating disorder,” according to the complaint. The lawsuit also alleges Schwartz “persuaded and convinced [Nasseff] to become increasingly isolated from her family and friends by leading her to believe said persons were involved in a satanic cult and that they had been and would continue to sexually abuse her and force her to engage in criminal acts and horrific abuse of others.”
✪ Ten Things Everyone Should Know About Time
3. Everyone experiences time differently. This is true at the level of both physics and biology. Within physics, we used to have Sir Isaac Newton’s view of time, which was universal and shared by everyone. But then Einstein came along and explained that how much time elapses for a person depends on how they travel through space (especially near the speed of light) as well as the gravitational field (especially if its near a black hole). From a biological or psychological perspective, the time measured by atomic clocks isn’t as important as the time measured by our internal rhythms and the accumulation of memories. That happens differently depending on who we are and what we are experiencing; there’s a real sense in which time moves more quickly when we’re older.
✪ Defaced Monuments
An ongoing collection of statues, sculptures, memorials, markers and monuments that have been intentionally or unintentionally altered, damaged or destroyed as a political statement or during a political protest.
✪ US Army’s hi-tech, two-year-old sandwich served fresh
A sandwich which stays fresh for up to two years has been developed for the US army as Dr George McGavin found out as part of his investigation into what happens when food rots.
✪ Cops Hose Down Crowd of Staten Island Youths
Two police officers were hurt while attempting to control a large group of youths in Mariners Harbor this afternoon, prompting emergency officials to spray the youths with a fire hose to get them away from the cops, multiple witnesses to the incident told the Advance.
✪ Indiana University Buys Up Possible Reputation Damaging .XXX Internet Addresses
Indiana University is buying up 11 Internet domain names using a new suffix meant for pornography sites in order to protect the school’s reputation and trademarks. University officials say they’re spending about $2,200 to secure for 10 years the site names using the “.xxx” suffix that was approved in March by the organization overseeing the Internet address system. “If someone were interested in using our name or our trademarks for one of these .xxx sites, it would cost us several thousand dollars to fight it legally,” Valerie Gill, the university’s director of licensing and trademarks, told The Herald-Times. The domain names the university is securing include Indianauniversity.xxx, Hoosiers.xxx, IUPUI.xxx and others based on the initials of IU’s regional campuses.
✪ iPhone touchscreens tarnish the legacy of Steve Jobs
What touchscreens lack is something called affordance. It’s a lofty term for an object’s built-in ability to tell you how it works. A doorknob affords turning. The button on a car stereo affords pushing. A touchscreen affords nothing. It relies on software for any affordance, which in turn relies on total immersion for the user. Immersion is a fantastic quality while flicking virtual birds at digital pigs in your smartphone. Immersion at 80 mph is less desirable.
✪ Man Claims Illuminati Stole $1 Trillion
An American expatriate in Bulgaria claims the United Nations, the World Economic Forum, the Office of International Treasury Control and the Italian government conspired with a host of others to steal more than $1.1 trillion in financial instruments intended to support humanitarian purposes. The 111-page federal complaint involves a range of entities common to conspiracy theorists, including the Vatican Illuminati, the Masons, the “Trilateral Trillenium Tripartite Gold Commission,” and the U.S. Federal Reserve. Plaintiff Neil Keenan claims he was entrusted in 2009 with the financial instruments – which included U.S. Federal Reserve notes worth $124.5 billion, two Japanese government bonds with a combined face value of $19 billion, and one U.S. “Kennedy” bond with a face value of $1 billion – by an entity called the Dragon Family, which is a group of several wealthy and secretive Asian families.
✪ Report: NY State Voting Machines Really Suck
All is not well with the state of New York’s voting machines, according to a recent study by New York University’s Brennan Center for Justice: As many as 60,000 of the votes cast in New York State elections last year were voided because people unintentionally cast their ballots for more than one candidate…The excess-voting was highest in predominantly black and Hispanic neighborhoods, including two Bronx election districts where 40 percent of the votes for governor were disqualified. The study…blamed software used with new electronic optical-scan voting machines as well as ambiguous instructions for disenfranchising tens of thousands of voters. The old mechanical lever-operated machines did not allow votes for more than one candidate for the same office… [T]he authors estimate that more than 100,000 votes could be disqualified in next year’s presidential balloting, since more people will vote in the national election.
✪ BP says Halliburton ‘intentionally destroyed evidence’ after Gulf oil spill
BP is accusing Halliburton of having “intentionally destroyed evidence” related to the explosion aboard an oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico that led to the worst oil spill in U.S. history. The accusation comes in court papers filed by BP Monday in federal court in New Orleans as part of a lawsuit aimed at having sanctions imposed on Halliburton Energy Services Inc., which was a contractor for BP on the Deepwater Horizon oil rig. An explosion on the rig on April 20, 2010, killed 11 people working on the rig and injured 16 others. The explosion led to more than 200 million gallons of oil being released into the Gulf. BP alleges in its filing that Halliburton destroyed evidence on cement testing and violated court orders by not bringing forth “inexplicably missing” computer modeling results.
✪ 18 Crazy Facts Which Show That No Nation On Earth Is More Doped Up On Prescription Drugs Than America Is
Anyone that comes to visit America may notice that most of us walk around like a bunch of zombies. Well, the truth is that this is because about half of us are completely doped up on prescription drugs. In America, we don’t just take pills if we are sick. In this day and age, the pharmaceutical companies have come up with a pill for just about everything. If we are feeling a little sad, we are told to just pop a pill. If we are feeling a little bit of pain, we are told to just pop a pill. If our children like to run around and play, we are told that giving them the right pills will settle them down. Every single year, prescription drug use in America increases, and there are dozens of different pharmaceutical companies that are making billions of dollars off of our “legal” addiction to drugs. The funny thing is that many of these “legal” drugs are only just the slightest bit different from many of the “illegal” drugs that are being sold out on the streets.
✪ Library of Congress to receive entire Twitter archive
The Library of Congress and Twitter have signed an agreement that will see an archive of every public Tweet ever sent handed over to the library’s repository of historical documents. “We have an agreement with Twitter where they have a bunch of servers with their historic archive of tweets, everything that was sent out and declared to be public,” said Bill Lefurgy, the digital initiatives program manager at the library’s national digital information infrastructure and preservation program. The archives don’t contain tweets that users have protected, but everything else — billions and billions of tweets — are there.
✪ Organ Gangs Force Poor to Sell Kidneys for Desperate Israelis
Yafimau is one of the faceless and neglected victims in a sprawling global black market in organs — where brokers use deception, violence and coercion to buy kidneys from impoverished people, mainly in underdeveloped countries, and then sell them to critically ill patients in more-affluent nations. The middlemen form alliances with doctors in leading hospitals who do these transplants for a fee, no questions asked. Organ trafficking is on the rise, as desperate people seek transplants in a world that doesn’t have enough donors. About 5,000 people sell organs on the black market each year, according to Francis Delmonico, an adviser on transplants to the World Health Organization.

 

 

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Wave Of Mutation

  • Wyclef Jean, the American singer and music producer, has been shot in the Haitian capital while campaigning for a presidential candidate Michel Martelly.

    The 41-year-old former member of music group The Fugees was in a stable condition in hospital in Port-au-Prince on Sunday, being treated for a bullet wound to his right hand.

  • “The suspect had a plastic bag and claimed to be carrying pork, but police guards at a bank… checked the contents and discovered a human head, breasts, genitals and other parts,” said regional police commander Diwani Athumani.
  • The images are repulsive. A group of rogue US Army soldiers in Afghanistan killed innocent civilians and then posed with their bodies. On Monday, SPIEGEL published some of the photos — and the US military responded promptly with an apology. Still, NATO fears that reactions in Afghanistan could be violent.
  • Israel’s expansion of Jewish “settlements” in east Jerusalem and eviction of Palestinians from their homes there is a form of ethnic cleansing, a United Nations investigator said on Monday.

    US academic Richard Falk was speaking to the UN Human Rights Council as it prepared to pass resolutions condemning Israeli behaviour on territory it has occupied since 1967.

  • …they come across evidence of large-scale activity that officials call the biggest threat to national parks since their creation over a century ago. Beside an abandoned camp scattered with trash and human waste, lie empty bags of fertilizer, gardening tools, irrigation tubing – and spent rifle casings. Illegal marijuana farming, once the province of small-time growers, has become big business on the nation’s most visited public land: national parks.

    “This is massive-scale agriculture that is threatening the very mission of the national parks, which is to preserve the natural environment in perpetuity and provide for safe public recreation,” says Bill Tweed, chief naturalist at Sequoia National Park. “[Growers] are killing wildlife, diverting streams, introducing nonnative plants, creating fire and pollution hazards, and bringing the specter of violence. For the moment, we are failing both parts of our mission, and that is tragic.”

  • But the anti-graffiti strategy — deploying crews called graffiti blasters to quickly erase or blot out painted surfaces — has imposed a kind of natural-selection process in the graffiti subculture. By discouraging all but the shrewdest and most determined practitioners, the city and county have inadvertently contributed to making Chicago a vibrant hub of graffiti activity, according to experts.
  • The Bolivian President and a Russian political leader have launched a campaign to revoke Obama’s honour after the US attacked Libya.
  • In what’s a horrible police reaction to fighting, and at the same time a great CopBlock video, a bystander caught the actions of this Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police Department officer on their cell phone. This officer must think that violence should be answered with violence, even when two of the youngsters were giving up or already maced.
  • The first confirmed casualties of the allied operation, the Channel Four’s International Editor Lindsey Hilsum confirmed the civilian casualties.

    The crew of the fighter plane had enjoyed a miraculous escape after suffering suspected mechanical failure during the third night of air strikes on Colonel Gaddafi’s military positions.

    As one crew member was surrounded by locals, he held his arms out, calling ‘okay, okay’, according to the Evening Standard – but the grateful Libyans queued to thank him and give him juice.

    Younis Amruni told the newspaper: ‘I hugged him and said “Don’t be scared, we are your friends”. We are so grateful to these men who are protecting the skies.’

  • The United States has announced it was barring some food imports from Japan due to fears of radiation and nuclear contamination in the wake of an earthquake and tsunami disaster.

    The US Food and Drug Administration said it had placed an import alert on all milk, milk products, fresh vegetables and fruits from certain regions.

    This means that no products of these types from the prefectures of Fukushima, Ibaraki, Tochigi and Gunma can enter the United States without first being shown to be safe.

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Topple The Mountains And Overturn The Seas

  • Oil from the BP spill remains stuck on the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico, according to a top scientist’s video and slides that she says demonstrate the oil isn’t degrading as hoped and has decimated life on parts of the sea floor.

    That report is at odds with a recent report by the BP spill compensation czar that said nearly all will be well by 2012.

    At a science conference in Washington Saturday, marine scientist Samantha Joye of the University of Georgia aired early results of her December submarine dives around the BP spill site. She went to places she had visited in the summer and expected the oil and residue from oil-munching microbes would be gone by then. It wasn’t.

  • A major hardware update to the masterlock cracking robot. Upgraded the previously non-working latch opening mechanism to be geared down 1:25, allowing it to open the shackle.
  • Since it began publishing a trove of classified United States Embassy cables on November 28, 2010, Wikileaks has faced an onslaught of censorship that demonstrated how online speech is vulnerable when intermediaries refuse to host contentious or unpopular speech. When payment providers, service providers and even visualization software services cut off services, Wikileaks struggled to keep their site online, going down for periods of time and reducing the content they carry. But while the availability of Wikileaks content was restricted, the demand from readers and media organizations to access that information stayed strong. Now a new generation of Wikileaks-inspired websites is populating the Internet — decentralizing the concept of whistleblowing and making it harder to shut down speech merely by cutting off services to one site.
  • On February 8, 2009, a customer at an ATM at a Bank of America branch in Sun Valley, Calif., spotted something that didn’t look quite right about the machine: A silver, plexiglass device had been attached to the ATM’s card acceptance slot, in a bid to steal card data from unsuspecting ATM users.

    But the customer and the bank’s employees initially overlooked a secondary fraud device that the unknown thief had left at the scene: A sophisticated, battery operated and motion activated camera designed to record victims entering their personal identification numbers at the ATM.

    The camera was discovered more than a day later by a maintenance worker who was servicing the ATM. The device, pictured below with the boxy housing in which it was discovered, was designed to fit into the corner of the ATM framework and painted to match.

  • German researchers say that they have found a way to steal passwords stored on a locked Apple iPhone in just six minutes.

    And they can do it it without cracking the iPhone’s passcode.

  • According to officials, Bilal’s gang would purchase stolen credit-card information from websites based overseas.

    Using inexpensive credit-card encoders, Bilal’s brothers then programmed the information onto the magnetic strips of credit cards.

    Investigators said the scam – which lasted from June 2008 to December 2010 – went undetected for so long because the counterfeit credit card had the criminals’ names, not the victims’.

  • Well, basically this title attracted my attention: How to Do an Online Background Check for Free. I had to try it with myself.
  • Only as strong as yer weakest link.
  • The best thing the government can do for cybersecurity world-wide is to use its buying power to improve the security of the IT products everyone uses. If it imposes significant security requirements on its IT vendors, those vendors will modify their products to meet those requirements. And those same products, now with improved security, will become available to all of us as the new standard.
  • Then, about a week ago, I heard from a source in the hacker underground who remarked, “You know eHarmony got hacked, too, right?” I quickly checked several fraud forums that I monitor, and soon found a curious solicitation from a user at Carder.biz, an online forum that enables cyber crooks to engage in a variety of shady transactions, from buying and selling hacked data and accounts to the purchase and/or renting of criminal services, such as botnet hosting, exploit packs, purloined credit card and consumer identity data. The seller, using the nickname “Provider” and pictured in the screen shot below, purported to have access to “different parts of the [eHarmony] infrastructure,” including a compromised database and e-mail channels. Provider was offering this information for prices ranging from $2,000 to $3,000.
  • A British man has admitted hacking into a computer server, and stealing 400 billion poker chips from Zynga, makers of popular social networking games such as FarmVille. The poker chips’ estimated worth? An eye-watering $12 million (£7.4 million).

    29-year-old Ashley Mitchell, from Paignton, Devon, admitted hacking into Zynga Poker’s servers and transferring the online poker chips to fake Facebook accounts he had created. The chips were then sold to other online gamblers, for a discounted price.

    An Exeter courtroom was told that Mitchell – who runs his own Facebook application called Gambino Poker – netted about £50,000 from the scheme, selling about one-third of the 400 billion chips on the black market. If he had continued it’s estimated he could have made in excess of $290,000 (£184,000).

  • Local police chief Henry Purnell said that that the veterinarian indicated that these sows had very serious vaginal infections, and determined that they were a caused by sexual activity. Besides vaginal infections, some of the female hogs also had wounds in their vaginas, suspected of being caused by violent sexual activity. Entrusted by the farm owner, the police installed secret cameras in the farm to find out how these female pigs came to be sexually assaulted.

    Afterward, a nearby 52-year-old man appeared on camera, this man’s name being Andrew Lee Nash. The video showed Nash doing a very unusual thing: taking off his underwear behind the group of pigs. Nash’s crime lasted a long time.

    Criminal suspect Nash has been charged with 12 counts [“of unnatural intercourse”], and if convicted, he faces a maximum of 120 years of imprisonment…

  • The public debt is now over $13 trillion, or over $40,000 for every man, woman, and child in the U.S. The value is $200,000 per person if the unfunded debt is included. Through no action of his own, or even an opportunity to reject the imposition, every resident of the United States has become obligated for a debt—for life—that cannot be relieved. It is manifestly clear that an obligation of $40,000 can only be visualized as an unrestricted claim on the future earnings of the citizenry. The citizen has been reduced to an indentured servant, or slave, compelled to work for the company store and still face an ever increasing amount of debt. There is no possible relief. If the earnings of a citizen are properly subject to confiscation by taxation, the government can take the entirety and return what pittance Congress in their largess may bestow. A nation of sovereign people has been reduced to haves and have-nots; the middle class has been eliminated.
  • Cultural relativity is an amazing thing. While American parents worry about their kids being on Facebook, Egyptian parents are naming their kids “Facebook” to commemorate the events surrounding the #Jan25 revolution.

    According to Al-Ahram (one of the most popular newspapers in Egypt) a twenty-something Egyptian man has named his first born daughter “Facebook” in tribute to the role the social media service played in organizing the protests in Tahrir Square and beyond.

  • No one at the Short Hills mall parking lot saw the exchange. Or if they did, it wouldn’t have seemed like anything special — certainly not two suburban moms trafficking in unregulated substances.

    In a long black winter coat and sunglasses, Westfield mom Jennifer Richter approached from one direction. Grace Markey, also bundled in an overcoat, advanced from the other. Markey, who lives in Lincoln Park, opened a portable blue cooler and pulled out what looked like small white bricks. Richter matter-of-factly transferred them to a large green tote.

    The two suburban women — who met on Facebook — are not spies handing over secrets, or illegal drugs.

    This is all about breast milk.

  • As Noam Chomsky puts it: “The population in the United States is angry, frustrated and full of fear and irrational hatreds. And the folks not far from you on Wall Street are just doing fine. They’re the ones who created the current crisis. They’re the ones who were called upon to deal with it. They’re coming out stronger and richer than ever. But everything’s fine – as long as the population is passive.”
  • 1) Man leaves laptop locked while quickly going to the bathroom. A device can then be inserted and then removed without touching the laptop itself except at the target port. (i.e. one can’t touch the mouse, keyboard, insert a CD, etc.) 2) Woman shuts down her laptop and goes home. One then can insert a device into the target port and assume she will not see it when she returns the next day. One can then remove the device at a later time after she boots up the machine.
  • The FBI urged members of the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Crime, Terrorism and Homeland Security on Thursday to update the Communications Assistance to Law Enforcement Act (CALEA) and make it easier for authorities to eavesdrop on Internet.

    “Over the years, through interpretation of the statute by the Federal Communications Commission, the reach of CALEA has been expanded to include facilities-based broadband internet access and Voice over Internet Protocol (VoIP) services that are fully inter-connected with the public switched telephone network,” FBI General Counsel Valeria Caproni told the subcommittee.

    “Although that expansion of coverage has been extremely helpful, CALEA does not cover popular Internet-based communications modalities such as webmail, social networking sites or peer-to-peer services.”

  • It’s a sign of the times.

    The classic schoolhouse prank of slapping a “kick me” sign on a classmate’s back is no joke at one Upper East Side school, where the city’s zero-tolerance anti-bullying policy was strictly enforced against a 9-year-old boy.

    The fourth-grader was spotted sticking a yellow Post-it inviting “Kick me, please” on another little boy’s backside on Jan. 25.

    But instead of getting banished to the corner for a timeout, the PS 158 prankster was bounced from the classroom for two days, The Post has learned.

    The boy’s mom fumed that the old-school gag was just “playing around” — but a parent who asked to remain anonymous called the Post-it “maliciousness — it’s not kid’s play.”

  • Front service [left column]

    1. Ten finger strumming the instrument
    2. Countless ties and a thousand links
    3. Breast massage
    4. Ten fingers linked to the heart
    5. Roaming the world
    6. Green ocean
    7. Desert storm
    8. Tuck between breasts
    9. Flowing water, golden mountain
    10. Toast to the emperor
    11. Ice and fire; nine steps to heaven
    12. Star wars
    13. 360 degrees blowjob

    Back service [right column]

    1. Foot massage
    2. Hand wash the dragon gate
    3. Ten finger strumming the instrument
    4. Breast massage
    5. countless ties and a thousand links
    6. Ten fingers linked to the heart
    7. Roaming the world
    8. Green ocean
    9. Desert storm
    10. Tuck between breasts
    11. Flowing water, golden mountain
    12. Lone dragon pass through
    13. Seeking the moon under the sea
    14. Topple the mountains and overturn the seas

  • “This rhetoric can give someone a free pass to try to assault a police officer or kill a police officer, and I’m not going to allow that,” he said. “My officers should be able to go out here and work in the neighborhoods and keep this city safe without fear and without hesitation.”

    And, the chief implored the community – naming himself, activists and journalists – to “lower the rhetoric.”

    In other words, criticizing the police for violently assaulting and killing strangers is clearly a sign you may be secretly plotting to kill cops! So put down your camera citizen, return to your normal position as hapless subject under our dominion!

  • A 16-year-old son has allegedly confessed to killing his mother because she took away his Playstation games console.

    Kendall Anderson attacked his mother Rashida with a claw hammer while she slept, bludgeoning her 20 times, police say.

    When the hammer attack didn’t kill her, the South Philadelphia teenager dragged the 37-year-old downstairs and tried to ‘cremate her’ in the kitchen oven, according to a court report in the Philadelphia Inquirer.

    When that failed, he grabbed a chair leg and beat her around the head, before dumping her body in an alley behind the house, it is claimed.

    ‘The victim’s body was found under debris,’ a police source told MailOnline. ‘She had suffered a blunt trauma to the head.’

  • “The US army has a requirement for a rapid-fire non-lethal capability,” says Ken Schulters, project manager for close combat systems at Picatinny Arsenal in New Jersey. “All currently fielded non-lethal ammunition is single shot.”

    Firing rapidly at long range is likely to be dangerously inaccurate, says Angela Wright of Amnesty International. “Such a weapon system would allow for a burst of non-accurate fire at a crowd, with high risk of hitting bystanders, ricochets and of hitting vulnerable areas of the body,” she says.
    Despite being hollow and plastic, if a round were to strike someone in the head, it could severely injure or kill them

  • What does the Gulf look and feel like now, 8 months after the spill?

    Additional tar balls and tar mats are continuing to wash ashore all along the Gulf Coast of Mississippi and in adjacent states. Federal and state seafood resource monitoring and testing agencies are still using their “sniff” tests to determine the “safety” of our seafood products and are still not being believed by folks in the know. Chemtrails are still being sprayed in our skies as federal military and other aviation interests blanket the region with “unknown” chemicals (probably aluminum and other minerals) to promote bacterial growth in the “Gulf of Oil” waters and to combat the volatile organic compounds (VOCs) emanating from the BP oil spill.

  • Her complexion and limbs were translucently pallid, her locks long, straight and blonde.

    Now, racial mixing since the days of slavery means ‘black’ Americans come in a whole range of skin hues, but in recent years Beyonce’s tone seems miraculously to be changing from dusky to peachy.

    In truth, it is hard now to tell she is the daughter of an African-American father and Creole mother. It was three years ago that L’Oreal was accused of whitening Beyonce’s face in a magazine advert, a charge denied by the company. But now there she is, looking like a willowy Caucasian.

  • On Thursday, Broward County Sheriff’s deputies arrested Tomas Bautista, 40, who reportedly came home drunk and sexually assaulted a Chihuahua in his backyard.

    The dog, Mimi, belongs to Bautista’s roommate, who reportedly found her bleeding and Bautista passed out with his pants around his ankles.

    Bautista admitted to sexually abusing the tiny dog.

    Mimi was taken to Coral Springs Animal Hospitalfor treatment and is back home recovering now.

    Bautista is charged with cruelty to animals, a felony. He is currently being held in the Broward County Jail on an immigration hold.

  • In contrast to the caramel one might make at home by melting sugar in a saucepan, the artificial brown coloring in colas and some other products is made by reacting sugars with ammonia and sulfites under high pressure and temperatures. Chemical reactions result in the formation of 2-methylimidazole and 4 methylimidazole, which in government-conducted studies caused lung, liver, or thyroid cancer or leukemia in laboratory mice or rats.
  • The recent US-backed wave of revolution sweeping the Middle East is just the beginning of a greater move to dislodge Iran and begin regaining ground against Russia and China after several years of disappointing results geopolitically. The ultimate goal in mind is to force Russia and China to accept their role as “responsible stakeholders” in the unipolar Anglo-American “new world order.” The unipolar world of Anglo-American financier domination requires that all competition be eliminated, all nations become interdependent, and most importantly, all governments conform to the globalists’ model of “civil society” which in turn answers to centralized global institutions.
  • Seattle Police officer Ian Birk will not face criminal charges for shooting and killing a woodcarver from Vancouver Island.

    In August, John Williams who is a member of the Ditidaht First Nation was carrying a carving knife as he crossed a Seattle Street.

    Officer Ian Birk ordered him to drop it and then shot him seconds later.

    Prosecutors in Seattle have rejected charges saying there was no evidence the officer acted with malice or criminal intent.

    Birk joined the Seattle Police Department in July 2008. He resigned late Tuesday afternoon (February 16th.) Seattle police Officer Ian Birk Will Get Away With Murder Killing Indian Wood carve

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    • A study conducted by Dr. Stuart Brody, at the University of West Scotland found a relationship between the fluidity with which a woman walks and her ability to have vaginal orgasms. They discovered that women with a more fluid stride were reported to experience orgasms more readily than women with locked and rigid pelvises.
    • The Pentagon’s blue-sky research arm wants to trick out troops’ brains, from the areas that regulate alertness and cognition to pain treatment and psychiatric well-being. And the scientists want to do it all from the outside in — with a gadget installed inside the troops’ helmets. “Remote Control of Brain Activity Using Ultrasound,” the Defense Department’s Armed with Science blog promises. It’s the latest out-there project in the military’s growing arsenal of brain-based research. In recent months alone, the Pentagon’s funded projects to optimize troop’s minds, prevent injuries and even preemptively assess cognitive ability and vulnerability to traumatic stress. Now, Darpa’s funding one lab that’s trying to do it all — from boosting troop smarts to preventing traumatic brain injuries.
    • Thanks Baller.
    • Former CIA agents have confirmed for the first time that the agency tortured prisoners at a “black site” detention center in north-eastern Poland at the height of the war on terror. According to the Associated Press, a former CIA agent identified only as “Albert” tortured the terror suspect Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri multiple times with an electric drill at the converted Stare Kiejkuty military base near Szymany in the Masuria region of Poland.
    • Google’s agreement with Verizon to speed certain Internet content to users opens the door to the complete sterilization of the world wide web as a force for political change. Under Google’s takeover plan, the Internet will closely resemble cable TV, independent voices will be silenced and the entire Internet will be bought up by transnational media giants.
    • Ever thought it’d be cool to take some hallucinogenic drugs and check out a movie—say, sci-fi masterpiece 2001: A Space Odyssey? This guy thought it’d be cool. And his trip—and resultant freakout—was recorded by five different audience members.
    • Dis ad sho nuff racist.
    • Park officials in China have found a way to stop people from hogging their benches for too long – by fitting steel spikes on a coin-operated timer.
    • This carpenter ant (Camponotus leonardi) is caught in the throes of a fungus-induced death grip. It has clamped itself to a leaf 25 centimetres above a forest floor in Thailand, and died. The reason is growing out of the back of its head. The reddish-brown stalk is made by a fungus called Ophiocordyceps unilateralis, which has invaded the ant’s body and manipulated its behaviour. The exposed position is ideal for releasing spores. It turns out this parasitic mind-control is at least 48 million years old. David Hughes of Harvard University and colleagues discovered fossilised leaves of this age in Messel, Germany that bore characteristic “death grip” scars, suggesting that ants once clamped themselves onto them.
    • While it’s women who are seeking the surgery, it’s conservative men, and their desire to marry virgins, that’s driving the trend. In China, it costs as “little as 5,000 renminbi, or about $737, for a 20- to 30-minute procedure,” the Post reports. In the simplest form of the procedure, a surgeon uses “catgut sutures to approximate hymen remnants (with or without incorporation of a gelatin capsule containing a blood-like substance which bursts on intercourse),” according to the British Medical Journal.

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    10 Anti-Drug PSAs That Are Totally Awesome When You’re High
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    “The website of odd, strange, interesting, and unbelievable things spilled on the road by trucks.” Thanks Googs.
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    Thanks David Canning
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    Thanks Jack Hanly
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    Thanks Googs
    G20 police ‘used undercover men to incite crowds’
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    Skeptical Inquiree: Curious Contrails: Death from the Sky?
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    ‘Superfood’ Promoted on Oprah’s Site Robs Amazon Poor of Staple
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    Google: More People Will Die From Swine Flu If We Cannot Retain Search Data
    Homeland Security Trains Scouts To Fight Terrorism
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    Despite complaints that banks and credit card companies are gouging customers by charging outrageous interest rates, the Senate on Wednesday easily turned back an effort to cap interest rates at 15 percent.
    Consumer Reports Health: 80% of Medical Bills Have Errors
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    Supreme Court Hands Medical Marijuana Major Victory
    Danger Mouse to release blank CD
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    Excessive cola consumption can lead to anything from mild weakness to profound muscle paralysis, doctors are warning.
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    Wal-Mart Pays $2Mil to Duck Black Friday Death Charges
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    GLOWING ANIMALS: Pictures of Beasts Shining for Science
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    The glittering “grills” of some hip-hop stars aren’t exactly unprecedented. Sophisticated dentistry allowed Native Americans to add bling to their teeth as far back as 2,500 years ago, a new study says.
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    A Taiwan carpenter bought a porn DVD only to find secretly taped motel footage of his wife having sex with his friend, whom the husband later stabbed.
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    The parasite, Toxoplasma gondii, has been transmitted indirectly from cats to roughly half the people on the planet, and it has been shown to affect human personalities in different ways.
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    Among new allegations aired on Monday, the woman said two men rubbed their penises in her face while other men stood watching and masturbating. Six men had sex with her while another six looked on. There was always someone touching her, she said.
    Centuries-old torture instruments for sale
    The 252 items include gruesome instruments such as a tongue clamp, a chair covered in spikes and an iron glove that Arlan Ettinger, president of Guernsey’s Auctions, said was used to “burn the flesh of your hand.”
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    Thanks Ana Fernandes
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    Students protest surveillance of two girls kissing
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    “It may have been out for kicks,” McCallum said. “It was purely to go out and hunt down victims in one hour. It’s a very unusual offence.We haven’t had that kind of behaviour for quite some time.”
    Rihanna Grabbing Some Tits photography
    Tons Of Released Drugs Taint US Water – Codeine Found In Delaware River
    Thanks Brendan
    X-rated star Marilyn Chambers dies at 56
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    The SSD Project | EFF Surveillance Self-Defense Project
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    AP Invokes DMCA Against Obama “Hope” Poster Artist
    Testing YouTube’s Audio Content ID System
    The Pirate Google
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    Sharpie Paint Job
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    The boy testified that his first sexual encounter with Lopez happened in her car when he was 11 or 12 years old and she was his sixth-grade teacher at Nestor. “She would, like, fondle me,” the boy testified. “She pulled down my pants and asked me if I liked it.”
    The Six Most Expensive Alcohol That Ever Existed
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    Leonard Nimoy: ‘Star Trek’ fans can be scary
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    Thanks Ryan Kitson
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    Thanks Empress
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    Thanks Brendan Donnelly
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    bizarre animal discovered in Japan
    “CAN YOU FUCK IT?”
    Machine – Big Spider in Yokohama
    Pussy Foot
    Thanks Ryan Kitson
    Fish market alien sighting
    Runs Out of Chicken in Rochester, NY
    As Swine Flu Spreads, Conspiracy Theories of Laboratory Origins Abound
    Couple caught having sex in dumpster
    Father sought after son, 7, forcibly tattooed
    Clare men accused of burning boy’s anus with propane torch charged
    Your Swine Flu Shot! PSA
    From the voluminous shelves of the National Archives, here are vintage Swine Flu PSAs from 1976.
    White House Apologizes for NYC Air Force Flyover
    Obama’s Handshake of Death
    Hitler’s art attracts big sale prices
    “A painting by Adolf Hitler sold for almost $15,000 Thursday — more than six times as much as expected.”
    Rise Seen in Trafficking of Enhanced Ecstasy
    “Extreme Ecstasy” or “Meth X”
    Deathmatch Jaki Numazawa vs. Ryuji Ito Part. 2
    Fluorescent Lighttubes Cross, Fluorescent Lighttubes Tower & Cage Death Match ~ “Hill of Sanctuary”: “Black Angel” Jaki Numazawa vs. Ryuji Ito
    Michael Jackson Auction: My Favorite Items – a set on Flickr
    INSANE!!!
    Sonny Chiba – Bromide idol days
    10 Things You Didn’t Know About Somali Pirates
    26-year-old man with body of a two-year-old
    Sea Serpent in Nantucket 1937
    Thunderbird Junior 50’s Mini-Cars
    Taylor Gatto – State Controlled Consciousness
    The Ethical Slut Returns
    “Into threesomes? Foursomes? Moresomes? The co-author of a cult classic about open relationships talks sex communes, romantic one-night stands, and offering chicken soup to lovers.”
    60’s Retro Drink Aid
    Golden arches topple, crush Naperville couple
    Shocked Russian surgeons open up man who thought he had a tumour… to find a FIR TREE inside his lung
    Eight Druggiest Rock Star Stories
    Phil Spector convicted of second-degree murder
    Brooklyn Man Bites Tip Off Own Penis
    I breastfeed my dad
    Trying desperately to measure up
    “Doctors in Asia are treating an increasing number of men with severe injuries who have tried to increase the size of their penises by injecting themselves with Vaseline and other oils.”
    “Daggering” Trend Is Breaking Jamaican Dicks
    “Signs of a fractured penis include a loud popping noise, followed by excruciating pain, swelling, and sometimes blood.” Thanks Erik.
    How to Be Goth – wikiHow
    Thanks Espo
    Weekly Review Harper’s Magazine 4-14-09
    Firefighters Say Teens Using Axe Body Spray As Flamethrower
    Body spray is finally good for something. Thanks James.
    Monkey Knievel
    Get OUTSIDE of your body~!
    “The pineal gland is occasionally associated with the sixth chakra (also called Ajna or the third eye chakra in yoga). It is believed by some to be a dormant organ that can be awakened to enable “telepathic” communication.”
    I Ate My Baby’s Placenta!
    Thanks Vinnie
    Grindhouseland Salutes… Vincent Price
    Lobbyist’s Testimony to Congress
    Maya Prophecy, Long Count Calendars & Possible Cosmic Catastrophe for 21-12-2012
    Brain Researchers Open Door to Editing Memory
    FEMA concentration camps debunked
    Was the Tunguska Fireball a Comet Chemical Bomb?
    Flint, Michigan: Government Considering Abandoning Parts of City, Cutting Off Police and Fire Service
    “Graffiti” to be legalized in Brazil?
    Graffiti judged low priority in S.F.
    IRAQ DEATHS on Twitter
    Mexican president: US authorities ‘complicit’ in drug trafficking
    Sabotage suspected in widespread phone outage in Santa Cruz and Santa Clara counties
    Report: Spies hacked into U.S. electricity grid
    ACLU Sues Prosecutor Over ‘Sexting’ Child Porn Charges
    Iraqi Gays Sentenced to Death for Their Sexuality Face Execution
    Pentagon preps for economic warfare
    Could Pirates Become an Army for the Stateless?
    The Hand In Space! – My god, it’s full of stars
    Woman with ‘a phantom third arm’
    “A stroke victim has developed a phantom third arm which she uses ‘just like a real-life limb’.”
    Attack of the Card Skimmers: It’s Happening Right Here, Right Now
    Somali Pirates Hijack Ship With 20 Americans On Board
    ‘Straight Edge’ Coke cop says oral sex to blame for dirty test, but judge not buying it
    “The couple met at a punk concert and, according to court records, they “would often sweat” while having sex “three or four times per week.” Thanks Staycey
    Poledancefan – Middle aged father works the pole
    “My name is Joel. I’m 47 married with two kids” Thanks Vinny.
    Chia Obama Dropped By Walgreens Amidst Cries of Racism
    “Since when is an Afro racist?”
    Dungeons & Dragons co-founder has passed away
    Did Obama bow to Saudi king?
    ‚ÄúSuch an act is a traditional obeisance befitting a king’s subjects, not his peer. There is no precedent for U.S. presidents bowing to Saudi or any other royals,‚Äù said the conservative Washington Times.
    Taxidermy Mouse Mouse!
    Pentagon blows up pigs in bombproof armor
    Monster Motorcycle Helmets
    The Deadliest Vespa
    50 Do-able Cartoon Hotties No Guy Could Kick Out of Bed
    Simulator
    Mum bathes baby in breast milk
    lookin’ dude chugging Mountain Dew
    The Public Hanging of a Circus Elephant
    Chiseling
    Bob Ross The Joy of Painting video channel
    Best Voice Ever!
    ShamWow Bust: But Wait, There’s More…
    Needle removed from ass – after 31 years
    The Amazing Story of the Man With Two Penises [nsfw]
    Shower Fight
    Build Your Own Multitouch Surface Computer
    P-Mate: Allowing women to pee freely just like a man
    6 Massive Old School Printers (& How They Were Advertised)
    Bulletproof Fashions
    Buddhist monk completes seven-year run
    “A few have done it twice; many more have not lived to finish. Traditionally, any monk, or gyoja, who can’t continue to the end must take his own live, either by hanging or disembowelment.”
    The neuropsychology of zombies
    The Top Seven Awesome Things You Didn’t Know About Steve McQueen
    Police Doughnuts
    Watch a Google Street View Car Hit a Bridge – Google Maps
    Saved from swimming in circles: Allison the one-finned turtle gets a new prosthetic
    Heads – Once In A Lifetime – By Kermit the Frog
    Top 10 Bizarre But True Drugs And Their Effects
    10 Recent Scientifically Solved Mysteries
    Lady chimps will mate for meat
    Rolling Spider
    Volcano Lightning
    5 Cats that Look Like Wilford Brimley
    Obama Fried Chicken
    Kennedy, you’ve been replaced! Thanks Haley.
    “Roadhouse” Blind Guitarist, Jeff Healey, Dies
    Awesome Medieval Suits of Armor
    My Vagina Pillow Rocks Her Lace Bush
    For Serious Riders Only
    Child Predator Hands
    “Dancing With The Stars” Boner
    Drunk teacher accused of forcing students to dance and “grind”
    off my long hair
    Flaming Garbage Cans In Hip Hop Videos
    A PERV caught naked at a beauty spot with a torch stuck up his bum — told cops he was DEPRESSED.
    1972 Halloween Catalog
    Cake Wrecks
    When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong.
    A Bristol secondary school has tried out a new style of sex education by letting teenage pupils examine a line-up of naked men.
    FOOD FACE DINNER PLATE
    Quest for artificial nose to sniff out terrorists’ fear
    Levi’s¬Æ √ó Damien Hirst “The Spin Jeans”
    Only ¥2,625,000 JPY (approximately $27,000 USD).
    Drugs glow green under torch beam
    “An ultraviolet torch which shows certain drugs as glowing green is being used to catch cocaine-using clubbers.”
    Angry customer blasts McDonald’s drive-through
    “A McDonald’s drive-through was shot up early Sunday after a customer was angered that the restaurant had shifted from the lunch menu to the breakfast menu, police said. ”
    Teen accused of burning man who let underage drinkers party at his home
    “A middle-age man charged with supplying alcohol to teens at his house suffered a severe groin burn when one teen lit the man‚Äôs pants on fire after he passed out, police said”
    Study: Housing Homeless Drunks And Letting Them Drink Saves Millions
    Pet dogs and cats a good way to break a leg, government says
    An inmate alleges two deputies got another prisoner to put his penis on a bologna sandwich which he ate
    “As soon as he had finished eating the sandwich Deputy Cantwell taunted him, and took out his cell phone on which he displayed a photo of another inmate in the jail with his penis on the bologna sandwhich,”
    Lawmakers Target Elderly Porn
    “Pervs preying on the elderly or disabled could soon face harsh new penalties under a first-of-its-kind proposed law that would punish sicko peddlers of geriatric and handicapped porn the same as child pornographers.”
    Australian Pimp Paid Teen Prostitute With Chicken Nuggets
    Thanks Petey
    “Smoking Smarties” Has Parents Fuming
    Candy Hits
    Woman has sex with pine cone, needs surgery to remove it
    Mexican Drug Lord Officially Thanks American Lawmakers for Keeping Drugs Illegal
    Was Madonna Involved in a Videotaped Human Sacrifice?
    Video Games Kill! Here’s Proof…
    ‘Healthy’ man, 25, collapses and dies playing Wii Fit game
    Drunk ShamWow Guy Smacks Up A Hoe
    TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl
    “EX-Masturbator” Shirt from Passion for Christ Movement
    “Yeah we said it‚Ķ.Nobody talks about it, but most people have done it or are still doing it. It’s seems to be a rite of passage for both girls and guys into the world of sex. Some say masturbation is not a sin, some say that it is. But is it really okay in the eyes of God?”
    Swiss banks ban top executive travel
    “Switzerland‚Äôs private banks have started to ban their top executives from travelling abroad, even to neighbouring France and Germany, because of fears they will be detained as part of a global crackdown on bank secrecy.”
    Female teacher on trial after she was caught performing oral sex on a male student in her classroom claims that it was the fault of medication she was taking
    “Were you ever on your knees in front of the victim?”
    Cape-wearing man arrested after reportedly robbing adult store
    Porn Censors Target Nude Renaissance Art
    Sarasota man arrested for 71st time
    Toss My Salad, Snoopy!
    “Douchebags” Lawsuit Dismissed
    Orange Guidos with lawyers
    Now Home Office drugs adviser wants to downgrade LSD from A to B
    England
    Police raid home of Fox News employee, charge him with possession of child porn
    Calvin and Hobbes strip from 15 years ago describes the current economic climate
    The Luckiest or Unluckiest Man in the World? Tsutomu Yamaguchi, double A-bomb victim
    Survivor of both Hiroshima and Nagasaki
    Spanish police seize 42-piece dinner set… made entirely of cocaine!
    Victorian Flea Circuses: A Lost Art Form
    Movie Trivia: The Goonies
    Wunderland Hamburg: the largest model railway in the world
    Google Street View forced to remove images
    Could Cow Urine Cola Make a Splash?
    “In a country where cows are sacred, drinking their urine is close to godliness.”
    KFC’s proposal: First pot pies, now potholes
    KFC wants to help patch the nation’s potholes, then brand them.
    Romania weighs decriminalizing consensual incest
    A Step Forward
    Flammable Water Due To Natural Gas Leak In Colorado Home
    The Economics of Star Trek
    In the Star Trek universe, there is no money.
    Crackle
    Another Streamin’ Movie Site
    Hollywood’s Scariest Haunted Houses
    Malaysian minister defends caning of prisoners as gruesome video appears on internet
    Ass-Tastic!
    Jersey girl, 14, arrested after posting nude pics
    TRENTON, N.J. – A 14-year-old New Jersey girl has been accused of child pornography after posting nearly 30 explicit nude pictures of herself on MySpace.com — charges that could force her to register as a sex offender if convicted.
    Flickr: billoney’s Photostream
    Freedom For Kidnapped 3M Boss
    “Workers at a factory in the French town of Pithiviers have finally released Luc Rousselet, a French manager for American firm 3M who was held in his office for more than a day after being locked in by employees who were angry about layoffs.”
    Ethiopia hit by Coca-Cola drought
    Thanks Rafael Lett
    BURTON INTERVIEW. METALLICA.
    RIP
    Blossom Dearie’s “Conjunction Junction” Romance?
    Did the woman who sang “Unpack Your Adjectives” ever get together with the guy who sang “I’m Just a Bill”?
    60-foot penis painted on roof
    Thanks Espo
    Inside the mind of Azel
    Tameil – Shotgun Buck (Duck Hunt Edit)
    Children of cousins ‘have greater risk of catching infectious disease’
    Farting Student Kicked Off School Bus
    ‘Star Wars’ Laser Kills Mosquitoes
    Old-ass Charles Manson
    Albino Tiger Head Found In Car
    $400 Dog Shit
    Blood-curdling sausage recipe by air force chefs
    “TWO German air force sergeants are facing courts martial after drawing their own blood to make traditional sausage.”
    The Obama Administration, Your Information, and You
    “The Obama administration, while progressive in some areas, still appears to be on the same page as the Bush administration regarding warrentless surveillance.”
    The Obama Deception
    “The Obama Deception is a hard-hitting film that completely destroys the myth that Barack Obama is working for the best interests of the American people.”
    Deathbed Boo-Boo
    ” A man who thought he was going to die confessed last week to a decades-old slaying. James Brewer, 58, didn‚Äôt die. Instead, he found himself Monday in a Tennessee courtroom facing a murder charge.
    Wack is Back! Increased Use of PCP Worries Authorities in D.C
    “As PCP Use Rebounds Among Suspects, D.C. Authorities Worry About Violent Incidents” Thanks ESPO
    Grease Art
    55 year old lady trying to win a booty shaking contest
    Sewing machine signed by Metallica
    & The Illuminati (1 of 4)
    Virginity rates among students by major
    Electronic Road Signs: Newest Hacked Road Sign Warns Of New York’s Imminent Demise
    Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
    Police seize 1,200 pounds of pot in spinach cans
    Colonel Sanders pulled from river after 24 years
    Woman shot by arrow on NYC street, is recovering
    German Fried Chicken: Tender, Juicy Obama Fingers Hit the Shelves
    “A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product.”
    Go-go dancer duped with fake $100 bills
    Horse bites off Indonesian man’s testicle, spits it out
    Pirates of Somalia – The Big Picture
    Cocaine found in store’s peppers
    Queens!
    Penile Extenders Actually Might Work, Doctors Say
    U.S. teens were hit men for Mexican cartel
    “Both teenagers received six-month military-style training on a Mexican ranch. Investigators say Cardona and Reta were paid $500 a week each as a retainer, to sit and wait for the call to kill. Then they were paid up to $50,000 and 2 kilos of cocaine for carrying out a hit.”
    Police put purported pothead in pokey, pinched placing potted pot on porch perch
    VA$HTIE » party pics: 3/12 THE RECESSION SPECIAL Рloft party for A-RON THE DON’S BORNDAY!
    Recession Special!
    More Party Photos
    Can We unClick Google?
    “A challenge to activists of the twenty-first century: how can we effectively fight back against Google‚Äôs violation of our online privacy? ”
    Militant Obama youth march to ‘Alpha, Omega’ chant
    PLEASE DON’T RIOT…IT’S JUST WHAT ‘THEY’ WANT
    “Be very, very aware of anyone who starts rioting, or encourages others to do so, amid peaceful demonstrations. Who are they and why are they doing this when it is handing all the aces to the system to impose a Police State? They are either stupid or agents of that State.”
    Grass-Mud Horse
    ‘A Dirty Pun Tweaks China‚Äôs Online Censors ‘
    Gucci Mane To Be Released From Jail This Weekend
    Thanks J.Scott
    Woman finds hungry calico cat hiding in $27 couch
    ARTIST NOW IN ROGUE GALLERY
    “A top Japanese pop artist in town for a big gallery opening was busted the night before his show when cops spotted him drawing a smiley face on the wall of an East Side subway station after a boozy night out, officials said yesterday.” Thanks Espo.
    Kids mistakenly drink wiper fluid at Ark. day care
    Thanks EMone
    The Fat Jew’s Oscar party on E! Daily 10
    Team Facelift: spreadin’ the weirdness like guac.
    The Virgins on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Wed, Mar 11 2009
    Who styled Donald?!
    Police Bust Alleged Gang-Promoting Radio Station
    Know Your Meme: Boxxy
    Rare Pink Dolphin Photo Gallery
    Mo’ Albino Dolphin!
    Otaku Power – Trivia/Desire/Transformation
    ‘Radioactive’ sex offender on the run
    Eatin’?
    It’s Not Easy Being Green – Kermit The Frog Corpse Fashion
    How many dead frogs does it take to make you look fly?
    Wigger Mackin’ with Stuffed Animal Tigers
    Report: Diebold Voting System Has ‘Delete’ Button for Erasing Audit Logs
    Obama & Biden chipped or wearing tracking devices?
    CIA destroyed 92 interrogation tapes
    Advocates applaud AG Holder on marijuana policy
    “Medical marijuana advocates applauded Friday after the Obama administration signaled it will halt federal raids on dispensaries, easing a long-standing rift between California and federal law. ”
    The slow death of handwriting
    How Much Of Our Debt Comes From Drug Money?
    War on drug cartels: Mexico under siege
    A New Civil War?
    U.S. Energy Department Cannot Account for Nuclear Materials at 15 Locations
    UPDATE: FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN UNITED STATES!
    Water Supply Will Stay Poisoned With Gender-Bending Chemicals Due To “Carbon Footprint” Of Filtering Systems
    Ancient Language of Universal Symbols Discovered
    Legalize marijuana
    “A new plan to legalize marijuana in California would create a $1 billion tokin’ tax and thousands of green jobs. Now that’s a stimulus plan!”
    Fertility Institute Offers Designer Children
    SMOKING GUN PROOF THAT ILLUMINATI PLANNED TERRIBLE EVENTS MANY YEARS AGO TO BRING DOWN OUR CULTURE: Part 2
    ‘Vampire’ discovered in mass grave
    Cost of locking up Americans too high
    “One in every 31 U.S. adults is in the corrections system”
    ‘This is off-the-charts weird’
    “He often brought drugs or alcohol to work and sometimes had sex with women. At least three of those women were dead”
    Stimulus Logo: Branding the U.S. Recovery
    Investigation Continues Into KFC Prank Call
    “And then they were told by this person on the phone to go outside and disrobe and actually urinate on one another to decontaminate each other,”
    Filmmaker plans Eyeborg eye-socket camera
    In Drug-Leery Japan, Arrests for Marijuana Are on the Rise
    Utah is No. 1 – for online pornography consumption
    Pink dolphin appears in US lake
    Albino Dolphin!
    Africa: Genitals removed while men are alive
    “Young men are attacked and their genitals cut off while they are still alive; children’s throats are slit and their organs removed; and border-crossers are caught with bags containing human heads and sexual organs.”
    Former Guantanamo detainee tells of ‘medieval’ torture
    “…he lived in constant darkness and “came close to insanity” after being forced to listen to the same album by rapper Eminem at top volume for a solid month.”
    David Lynch on Product Placement
    advert
    Thanks Vinnie
    Guitar Store Shaped Like Giant Amp
    The science of selling out
    “Iggy Pop’s endorsement of car insurance has prompted accusations of selling out. But does anyone really care any more?”
    Turning pregnant bumps into art
    Thanks David Canning
    Kitten in Bong!
    Thanks EMone
    Spain arrests ‘cocaine cast’ man
    “A Chilean man with a broken leg was arrested at Barcelona airport after his “cast” was found to be made of cocaine not plaster, Spanish police say.” Thanks Espo!
    The 20 Most Terrifying Pictures of Ronald McDonald Ever
    Water Balloon Poppin’!
    Ectoplasmic Acoustics
    ‘Hipstavore’
    LEGO has the Coolest business card ever
    $28 Million Chair
    typografie: Freshfonts | AUTOBAHN grafisch ontwerp
    Obama Gay Scandal!
    Fisherman found my lost phone in the belly of a 25lb cod …and it still works after a week in a fish
    bombombombomwooooo
    Failure sound from The Price Is Right
    Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Back Together
    YAY!
    90-year-old in 8mph mobility scooter takes wrong turn and ends up on highway
    Meet the Republican Rapper
    Kanye Gay BeeJay
    Facebook – Snitchin’ On Yerself
    A teenager was fired for commenting on Facebook at work about how she was bored at work.
    And The Award For Creepiest Guitar Goes To…
    Teenar: The Sexy Girl Guitar
    Bat Boy: One ugly cat
    Stephen Powers from Overbrook Video Choices ¬´ Duffed Out Industries
    Graff Girl – DJ Lady Tribe
    Sun your Buns, or should I say Challah?
    NYC Official: Ban Japanese ‘Rape’ Video Game
    ‘Rapelay’
    Boston Graffiti Wars
    Thanks Mariondream81!
    aNYthing is back! screensaver
    Thanks Bjernie!
    Rihanna — The Face of a Battered Woman
    Anyone else see her horns?
    Clan at Roy Rodgers – RZA in New York 1992
    Original Human TETRIS Performance
    A Theme on Glass Bottles
    Giant Six Pound Rat Caught in China
    Come to Chinatown, there’s bigger!
    Obama Sushi
    Shit happens
    Lily Allen Gets Fingered
    Man ‘waged urine-spray campaign’
    A man sprayed a mixture of urine and faeces in two supermarkets, a pub and a bookshop in Gloucestershire
    Former nun tells of sex and suffering inside Indian convent
    Nunsploitation!
    Facebook Yields to User Outrage: Reverts to Old TOS
    The Third Eye Video Camera
    The Cyber Eye is finally here! Needs a red glow, though.
    Guys Cabinet Door Sounds Exactly like Chewbacca!
    Touch and Go Records to Stop Releasing New Music, Shut Down Distribution
    The Nine Weirdest PSAs Ever Made (VIDEO)
    Vicodin Earrings
    Freak Bike Accident – View With Caution
    Thanks Googs!
    Toothy raccoon bit off man’s penis
    Thanks Ramon!
    >> ‚Ñ¢ RETARD RIOT ‚Ñ¢ <<
    The Glob – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Hagen and Don Rickles
    Thanks Bjarni Einarsson
    A Sociologist’s Look at Graffiti
    ESPOoooooooooooo!
    My Body (Tuts My Barreh) / Karaoke Fail (English subtitles)
    Thanks EMone MTV
    The Drought – Rappers ‘n Recession
    Thanks Billoney!
    PAINT MISBEHAVIN’ AS VANDALS HIT CENTRAL PARK
    Proof Weave Womans’s Weave Stops Bullet Saves Her Life In Kansas!
    Dynamic Breakers “ANTI GRAFFITTI Commercial”
    “Graffiti Tagger” Falls To His Death On The 826 (MIAMI)
    U.S. judges accused of jailing kids for cash
    Hitler had shocking table manners, gorged on cake and suffered flatulence, reveals never-before-seen profile
    Salt Lake woman with world’s longest fingernails, loses nails in crash
    You’ve been knickered, son
    A THIEF has been caught with more than 1,600 items of women’s lingerie hidden in the home he shared with his parents.
    Geronimo’s Heirs Sue Secret Yale Society Over His Skull
    “Ark’eting” the Aaron Bondaroff and Semen Sperms Video Interview
    Record Envelope – the little library of factory sleeves
    A collection of generic record company 45 sleeves
    S E M E N C L A W
    W T F
    The Bacon Explosion – Take Bacon. Add Sausage. Blog.
    Mmmmm…Swine!
    The Racial Slur Database
    Shoe-throwing Sculpture Removed
    Thanks Petey!
    Heavy Metal Laundry Tips
    The Magic (Indoor) Tree House
    French fighter planes grounded by computer virus
    NYPD cops in crackdown on graffiti punks
    Do-It-Yourself Vagina
    Ars Erotica: The Erotic Art Museum
    I’ve got the world’s biggest boobs
    38KKK breasts!
    Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans
    Pictured: The cow that was zapped by lightning – and survived
    Surgeons remove donated kidney through vagina
    Man caught with pigeons in his trousers
    ‘Mom cooks me like a turkey in the oven’
    The Beatles – Made Outta Wool!
    2009 Northwest Arkansas Ice Storm Pictures
    A Teddy Bear for Your Hipster Lifestyle
    Cornify – Unicorns & Rainbows On-Demand
    The Cramps – Newsletter / FanZine – 1 – 7 (PDF’s)
    US Army Has Highest Suicide Rate Since Vietnam War
    Ecstasy ‘no more dangerous than horse riding’
    China Earthquake A Dam-Induced Disaster?
    Kellogg’s Wimps Out Over Phelps’s Bong Hit: What Century Are They Living in?
    York City property owner has message for crack dealers
    “Deer Crack Dealer,” the message stated. “You kin sell crack on this block and the York City Police will not stop you. They fear you. Crack Rules.”
    Shepard Fairey Dodges Criticism at ICA: Street Artists and Copyright Advocates Demand Answers
    Shepard Fairey: OBEY my lawyers
    Dumb Lip Tattoos
    Shepard Fairey, artist of Obama ‘Hope’ poster arrested
    Little Island
    Get a lil’ robot copy of yerself!
    Toddler
    Squid cake
    Lucky in Love ‘The Price Is Right’ Hand Embroidery
    What’s that Smell? Maple Syrup Mystery Solved
    Best Tattoo EVER
    Val Kilmer mulls run for N.M. governor
    Owner’s sign tells ‘crack dealers’ to sell here
    World’s youngest sex-change operation
    Pranks involving electronic road signs stir worry
    Zombies Ahead!
    Teen accused of using Facebook for sexual blackmail
    One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm
    Video: Hacker war drives San Francisco cloning RFID passports
    Flooded Mcdonald’s
    Men smell of cheese; women smell of onion
    Cash4Gold Will Offer One-Third of the Actual Value for your Gold
    Raids net alleged members of tagger crew that hit L.A., Las Vegas
    Top Ten Female Streakers
    Little Boy Is on Drugs [VIDEO]
    The Fix Is In – Trading Cards
    Bart Simpson is a Scientologist
    Google Maps Car Hits a Deer, Records Entire Ordeal on Google Maps
    Man ‘finds US troop data’ on Used MP3 Player
    Drug Money Saving Banks
    The United Nations’ crime and drug watchdog has indications that money made in illicit drug trade has been used to keep banks afloat in the global financial crisis
    Giant Ant Colony is a World Wonder
    Blowfish testicles sicken 7 in Japan
    Iron Maiden Eddie as Sponge Bob
    Brit Jew marries dolphin
    Rectal Foreign Bodies
    HIVE OF AFGHAN ADDICTS
    GRAND PUBA/BRAND NUBIANS: THE REMIXES
    Smart Bombs and War Porn Hit YouTube
    Israel Defense Forces use YouTube for propaganda
    Hail King Obama: President for life
    The ‘Chemtrail’ Hoax – According to the U.S. Air Force
    Chemtrails in the Sky Are Evidence of Nefarious Activities for Broad-Based Conspiracy Theorists
    Fresh Prince Theme: Gangsta Version
    Thanks Naw!
    Cops Talk Funny: Operations & Tactics at Officer.com
    Pimp My Altar
    Bernie Madoff’s Palm Beach House Gets Toilet Papered
    Is there really such a thing as … placenta stew?
    Placenta Recipes
    “Each placenta weighs approximately 1/6 of the baby’s weight. Cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes”
    Soviet Propaganda Against USA (posters)
    Downi Creations – The only collectible quality dolls with realistic Down syndrome features
    “Meet our growing family of Down Syndrome Originals¬©”
    Downs Syndrome Dolls Again
    Black Devil Doll – Movie
    Bunnies Meltin’!
    Stereo Titties
    Bevis’ Sis
    Philly Malnourished Horses Removed From Crumbling Makeshift Stables
    Sorry I blew yer spot up, dudes, but treat yer horses right! Thanks Tim Artz.
    Man died in network of tunnels he made through house of rubbish
    Thnx Heather!
    Crack Whore Confessions Theme Song
    Snow Prints
    For Two – The second ever computer game
    1958 oscilloscope game!
    eBay – A History of Unusual Items
    Sneeze Porn!
    Gesundheit!
    10 Porn Stars Who Twitter
    The awfulness of Billy Joel, explained.
    Chippendiddys
    Euro Boy Strippers…WTF?!
    Birth Movie Trailer
    LSD: The Dream Emulator
    1998 Sony Playstation game released only in Japan
    TurbanMan
    Homemade Girl Scout Cookie recipes
    Skateboarding in Afghanistan Provides a Diversion From Desolation
    Thanks Googs
    A list of different paraphilias and sexual fetishes
    Comic Book Urban Legends Revealed
    CFNM
    Walk-By Bukkake
    NSFW
    1954 Senate Interim Report – Comic Books and Juvenile Delinquency
    Home of the Slug Love
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    Man Covered In Feces Attacks Flight Attendant
    Thanks Ramon!

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