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N.J. trooper admits sharing ‘intimate photos’ of women he pulled over https://t.co/colGEF5HeX

Some Crypto-Capitalists Just Want to See the World Burn https://t.co/B1HWtLFXfH

Sex and the Swingers of the Future https://t.co/efgJgMSztH

Hackers could program sex robots to kill! https://t.co/V6D9UYmDN3

Man left unable to get an erection after being scratched by a CAT and contracting rare feline disease https://t.co/KJx4lzZdFB

Sewage workers have found a 130-tonne ball of congealed fat -dubbed a “monster fatberg” clogging a Victorian sewer https://t.co/tzul5kG6Oe

10 Rappers Who Have Killed People
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Goodbye, Pork Pie Hat: Watch Charles Mingus Get Evicted From His NYC Studio, 1966
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Alibaba Founder Jack Ma Has Set a New Bar for Tech CEO Weirdness https://t.co/YQE762MbGu

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Facebook Enabled Advertisers to Reach ‘Jew Haters’ https://t.co/PYu5aMxwCK

Approximately 5,000 bikes apparently abandoned at ‘leave no trace’ Burning Man https://t.co/ZH1QPSs3xu

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‘Pharma Bro’ Martin Shkreli Lists His Wu-Tang Album On eBay https://t.co/2cbOlJs6Ok

Julian Assange Just Showed How YouTube Censors Ron Paul for Promoting Peace—This is 1984 https://t.co/Zct46YB88r

Here’s how drugs are getting smuggled from South America to the US https://t.co/bdXe8gt4oK

Ghost Lobster caught off Maine coast https://t.co/jXu01iPgeW

 

RT @FOX2now: Police share images of the items that protesters are throwing at them https://t.co/URhr21VV8C https://t.co/fDqP4I0EAQ

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DEA Sting Uncovers $1 Million Of Meth Disguised As Phallic Candles https://t.co/3OcEtSgVhm

Mom orders a phone screen on eBay and it comes with a free bag of heroin https://t.co/LalRVRaVzw

Denver nurses suspended after opening body bag to admire size of dead man’s genitals
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Man Keeps Woman Hostage For 2 Months, Force-feeds Her Meth And Makes Her Call Him ‘the Reaper’ https://t.co/wFdSR3vooq

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Should politicians be required to wear the logos of their ‘sponsors’ like NASCAR drivers do?

This petition went up on the White House “We The People” website yesterday. They’re looking to get 100,000 signatures by April 19th. Since most politicians’ campaigns are largely funded by wealthy companies and individuals, it would give voters a better sense of who the candidate they are voting for is actually representing if the company’s logo, or individual’s name, was prominently displayed upon the candidate’s clothing at all public appearances and campaign events. Once elected, the candidate would be required to continue to wear those “sponsor’s” names during all official duties and visits to constituents. The size of a logo or name would vary with the size of a donation. For example, a $1 million dollar contribution would warrant a patch of about 4” by 8” on the chest, while a free meal from a lobbyist would be represented by a quarter-sized button. Individual donations under $1000 are exempt.
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Print yourself as a gummi bear at Tokyo’s FabCafe
There’s no shortage of cafes in Tokyo, but FabCafe has a little more on its menu than most. Opened just over a year ago, the establishment offers its own laser cutter that customers can rent by the hour, and also collaborates with the 3D printer showroom upstairs. The showroom is called Cube and features several printers made by South Carolina-based 3D Systems, making FabCafe a hot spot in Tokyo for anyone who needs something fabricated but can’t justify the multi-thousand dollar outlay on a machine of their own.
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Indian laptops that crash if users try to remove pictures of minister

One and a half million laptops given to poor students by India’s largest state government crash if their users try to remove pre-loaded screen savers featuring pictures of the new chief minister.
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34 Lost Cities Forgotten by Time

It’s hard to imagine how an entire city can get lost but that’s exactly what has happened to the lost cities on this list. There are actually many reasons why a city has to be abandoned. War, natural disasters, climate change and the loss of important trading partners to name a few. Whatever the cause, these lost cities were forgotten in time until they were rediscovered centuries later.
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How to Improve Your Wi-Fi Signal Using a Soda Can in 6 Steps

When your life is nothing but trolling and viral videos, having a bad wi-fi connection can be incredibly irritating. Poor loading times, lost connections, and more can put a strain on your time browsing the internet. However, there are some ways to improve your Wi-Fi connection. However, even in the most bleak situation, there are heroes, and in this case it’s soda cans. If you’ve ever had a TV with an antenna or a radio, you’ve probably heard of the trick of using tin foil to improve the signal. Using a soda or beer can to improve your wi-fi signal works in a very similar way. The metal in the can and the shape of the can when cut open can focus the signal to and from your router. The only things that you’ll need to achieve this are a beer or soda can, a utility knife, a pair of scissors and some form of adhesive that can easily be removed like tape or adhesive putty.
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LA County Authorities Crack Down on Nitrous Oxide

Authorities say the use of nitrous oxide as a recreational drug has grown from a rave party phenomenon to mainstream use, propelled by the ease of social media to reach young people. They say the drug has spurred fatal car accidents, rapes and teen deaths — all in the name of a temporary high that lasts just a few minutes and costs just a few dollars. Los Angeles County Sheriff’s officials have zeroed in on the recreational use of the drug since September, cracking down on more than 350 illegal parties, nearly all of which were selling nitrous oxide, or “noz,” spokesman Mike Parker said Thursday.
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Million dollar bust; Three-year drug investigation nets $1.2M worth of PCP

Authorities found two-2 gallon jugs of PCP concealed in containers of Lipton Sweet Tea in Allen’s Porsche on Nov. 5, 2012 when they raided a storage locker on Lake Road in Vermilion. A loaded handgun was also recovered from the storage locker but was not stolen. Allen was arrested the same day during a traffic stop in Westlake on I-90 after authorities found another gallon of PCP in the back of his Escalade, according to Lorain County Sheriff’s Chief Deputy Dennis Cavanaugh, who also heads the Lorain County Drug Task Force. A total of 111,364 milliliters of PCP were recovered in total. The drug sells for $120 to $140 a gram, said Cavanaugh.
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Evaluating Drug Decriminalization in Portugal 12 Years Later

One gram of heroin, two grams of cocaine, 25 grams of marijuana leaves or five grams of hashish: These are the drug quantities one can legally purchase and possess in Portugal, carrying them through the streets of Lisbon in a pants pocket, say, without fear of repercussion. MDMA — the active ingredient in ecstasy — and amphetamines — including speed and meth — can also be possessed in amounts up to one gram. That’s roughly enough of each of these drugs to last 10 days. These are the amounts listed in a table appended to Portugal’s Law 30/2000. Goulão participated in creating this law, which has put his country at the forefront of experimental approaches to drug control. Portugal paved a new path when it decided to decriminalize drugs of all kinds. “We figured perhaps this way we would be better able get things under control,” Goulão explains. “Criminalization certainly wasn’t working all that well.”
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Dallas police: Dallas is a petty shoplifter’s paradise.

As far as I can tell, police departments employ two main strategies when they’re under pressure to cut crime fast. In strategy no. 1, they flood crime zones with special police units that muscle criminals and contraband off the streets. In strategy no. 2, they simply downgrade crimes, or make it more difficult for citizens to report them. The Dallas police department chose the latter strategy last year when it announced that police officers would no longer respond in person to shoplifting incidents involving items worth $50 or less. Instead, victimized merchants were instructed to print a form off the DPD website, fill it out, and put it in the mail. According to the Dallas Morning News, the new process has been a huge hassle for merchants. “Retailers overwhelmingly described a time-consuming process with onerous paperwork requirements,” reported Tanya Eiserer and Steve Thompson.
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Americans with Venereal Diseases Could Surpass Those with Jobs By the End of Obama’s Second Term

Over a third of Americans have a venereal disease, according to the CDC. At the present rate, those who have problems with their personal equipment will surpass those with jobs by the end of Obama’s second term. The CDC finding that 110,197,000 Americans have an STI (Sexually Transmitted Infection) was reported by CNS News. In 2008, the last year reported, 19.8 million Americans contracted STIs.
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Single magic mushroom ‘can change personality’

Forty-five years after Timothy Leary, the apostle of drug-induced mysticism, urged his hippie followers to “turn on, tune in and drop out”, researchers have found that magic mushrooms do change a user’s personality – for the better. The fungi have long been known for their psychedelic effects, but far from damaging the brain, the hallucinogenic drug they contain enhances feelings and aesthetic sensibilities, scientists say. The study, at Johns Hopkins University of Medicine in Baltimore, found that a single dose of psilocybin, the active ingredient in magic mushrooms, was enough to cause positive effects for up to a year. “Psilocybin can facilitate experiences that change how people perceive themselves and their environment,” said Roland Griffiths, a study author and professor of psychiatry and behavioural science at Johns Hopkins. “That’s unprecedented.”
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Freedom in the 50 States 2013

We score all 50 states on over 200 policies encompassing fiscal policy, regulatory policy, and personal freedom. We weight public policies according to the estimated costs that government restrictions on freedom impose on their victims.
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Computer Fraud And Abuse Act 2013: New CFAA Draft Aims To Expand, Not Reform, The ‘Worst Law In Technology’

But what’s perhaps most troubling to Internet freedom advocates is how the new CFAA even expands the law to include accessing information for an “impermissible purpose,” which means even if you have the right to access the information in the first place, it’s still considered a crime if someone deems you are misusing your access in some way. According to Kerr, a computer law expert, the language in the new CFAA would make it a felony to “lie about your age on an online dating profile if you intended to contact someone online and ask them personal questions,” or if you violate the terms of service on a government website. “In short, this is a step backward, not a step forward,” Kerr said. “This is a proposal to give DOJ what it wants, not to amend the CFAA in a way that would narrow it.”
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SMH: Rick Ross Raps About Committing Date Rape In New Song

In the new song, “You Don’t Even Know It,” by Rocko, Future, and Rick Ross, the self-proclaimed boss drops a troubling lyric that shows he knows very little about rape. Just after he opens his verse, Ross raps: “Put molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it / I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it.”
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One Mexican town finds more security by throwing out the police

About two years ago, citizens in Cherán, Mexico decided to battle illegal logging and drug violence by kicking out the police and running the town according to indigenous tradition.
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Bees Buzz Each Other, but Not the Way You Think

The electric fields that build up on honey bees as they fly, flutter their wings, or rub body parts together may allow the insects to talk to each other, a new study suggests. Tests show that the electric fields, which can be quite strong, deflect the bees’ antennae, which, in turn, provide signals to the brain through specialized organs at their bases. Scientists have long known that flying insects gain an electrical charge when they buzz around. That charge, typically positive, accumulates as the wings zip through the air—much as electrical charge accumulates on a person shuffling across a carpet. And because an insect’s exoskeleton has a waxy surface that acts as an electrical insulator, that charge isn’t easily dissipated, even when the insect lands on objects, says Randolf Menzel, a neurobiologist at the Free University of Berlin in Germany.
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Cloud 9 or Storm Cloud? Dangers of Cloud Computing – A Reminder – with other notes on other privacy concerns

A selection of articles giving warning about the dangers of cloud computing… What’s going on with your notes, records, e-mail, photos, documents, videos, scans, etc.?   Privacy, Encyption, and Government Back Doors in the Web 2.0 era Google connections to NSA/CIA Massachusetts Looking to Tax Cloud Services 51 Security Worries About Cloud Computing What’s In Your ‘Digital Wallet’? – Why They Are Pushing Digital Wallets… FBI Drive for Encryption Backdoors Is Deja Vu for Security Experts Postal Service to Host Public-Private ID Protection Network Encryption Could Drive Government to Break Into Your Cloud IRS Leaves Taxpayer Data Insecure, GAO Finds Is Your TV, Game System or Other Device Watching You? Feds: No Warrant Needed to Track Your Car with a GPS Device Driven by the Elite:  Nasdaq on the Virtues of the Public Cloud The More You Encrypt, the More the Government Breaks Into Your Cloud Microsoft Details Law Enforcement Information Requests in New Report
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Rolling Stone, February 1974 – Beat Godfather Meets Glitter Mainman – Burroughs Interviews Bowie

This was on my mind as much as the mysterious personality of David Bowie when an Irish cabbie drove Burroughs and me to Bowie’s London home on 17 November (“Strange blokes down this part of London, mate”). I had spent the last several weeks arranging this two-way interview. I had brought Bowie all of Burroughs’ novels: Naked Lunch, Nova Express, The Ticket That Exploded and the rest. He’d only had time to read Nova Express. Burroughs for his part had heard only two Bowie songs, ‘Five Years’ and ‘Starman’, though he had read all of Bowie’s lyrics. Still they had expressed interest in meeting each other.
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Let’s Talk about Sex: Victorian Anti-Masturbation Devices

Take the example to the left. This terrifying contraption is called a ‘jugum penis.’ It was designed to prevent both masturbation and ‘nocturnal incontinence.’  Should a man become aroused in the middle of the night, this contraption would clamp down, extinguishing both his desire as well as his erection in a very sudden and painful way! But why were the Victorians so obsessed with what they termed ‘self-abuse?’ Many medical practitioners during this period believed that masturbation caused a wide range of mental and physical disorders, and could even prove fatal over time.  Doctors and surgeons alike devoted their lives to finding a ‘cure.’
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Ford Figo Sexist Print Ads Photo Gallery

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Escort arrested in penis-biting attack, charged with attempted murder

Deputies were called to the Crestwood Suites on University Boulevard after multiple 911 callers “reported screaming and growling sounds from a room on the second floor” of the hotel. They arrived to find the victim “covered in a significant amount of blood, with numerous bite wounds,” the report states. He was rushed to the Orlando Regional Medical Center trauma center. The man had “significant” bites to his penis and testicles, the report states, as well as damage to his leg, abdomen, chest and fingers. His alleged attacker, Priscilla Vaughn, “was nude, and had blood around her mouth, which had spread to her face and head,” the report states, adding Vaughn “growled and snarled” at deputies.
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Don’t try this at home: Researchers use tDCS to release your brain’s strongest opioid painkillers

A team of international researchers headed up by the University of Michigan has used noninvasive transcranial direct current stimulation (tDCS) to release endogenous opioids — the human body’s most powerful, euphoria-inducing painkillers that are very similar to opiates such as morphine. This approach is significant because releasing these opioids is as simple as strapping a couple of damp sponges to your scalp and attaching a 9-volt battery.
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The Details Of What Information The Police Can Suck Out Of Your Phone

Of course, most people have no idea what the police can pull off of your phone when it’s searched, but the ACLU has, thankfully, revealed some documents that ICE filed in a court case. It turns out they can get quite a lot. Using a single “data extraction session” they were able to pull: call activity phone book directory information stored voicemails and text messages photos and videos apps eight different passwords 659 geolocation points, including 227 cell towers and 403 WiFi networks with which the cell phone had previously connected.
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Montana moves to make roadkill legal to eat: Is ‘freeganism’ a good idea?

Roadkill salvage and consumption remains a fringe activity, mainly practiced by so-called “freegans” and other culinary subcultures. In Alaska, however, those who utilize soup kitchens are likely to have had a taste, since fresh roadkill is regularly given to charities. Interestingly, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, which opposes most forms of hunting, has pushed states to adopt “roadkill salvage” legislation so as not to let animals go to waste.
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NoHomo phobes.com

This website is designed as a social mirror to show the prevalence of casual homophobia in our society. Words and phrases like “faggot,” “dyke,” “no homo,” and “so gay” are used casually in everyday language, despite promoting the continued alienation, isolation and — in some tragic cases — suicide of sexual and gender minority (LGBTQ) youth.
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Video: Dozens of drug users rush to dealer’s car ‘like children to an icecream van’

CCTV footage released by West Midlands Police shows dozens of people running to be first in line as a drug dealer arrives in a Birmingham street.
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Breast Lift Massage Therapy Benefits & Techniques

How is breast massage therapy performed? Breast massage therapy is performed with the patient lying flat on her back on a massage table. If the patient so desires, the massage may be performed with the breasts covered with a cloth. However, this greatly hinders the massage therapist and reduces the effectiveness of the massage. The massage therapist will usually start by massaging the area under the breast and over the breast with the palms of the hand. At any point in time if you are feeling uncomfortable or feel that too much of less pressure is being exerted, do not hesitate to tell your therapist. No therapist can read your mind. The therapist will then move to massage the sides of the breast. The next step of the massage is the breast lift. The therapist places his or her hands under your breasts and gently lifts them towards the ceiling. This helps to relieve stress from the breasts and promotes gentle stretching. Finally the therapist will gently massage the pectoral muscles.
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Dog Brings Home Dead Baby In Oklahoma City

A dog in Oklahoma City came home on Saturday carrying a dead newborn in its mouth. A house sitter, whose name has not been released, was at the home at the time, KOCO reported. The house sitter told KFOR that the dog, a 6-month-old mixed-breed named Luke, showed up at the door with the body of a three to five-pound infant in his mouth. “He was carrying it just like a momma pup,” she told the station, “and laid it at my feet.”
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T.J. Lane sentenced to life in prison in Chardon High School shootings (video, gallery)

T.J. Lane will spend the rest of his life in prison for killing three students and wounding three others in the Chardon High School cafeteria Feb. 27, 2012. Before his sentence, Lane, wearing a white T-shirt with the word “killer” written across the front, said: “This hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. F— all of you.”
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Cooking in Your Hotel Room

If any Foodie Flick could blow your mind, it’s this one. British comedian George Egg recently posted a YouTube video in which he cooks dinner in his hotel room. We’re not talking about a quick salad and sandwich here. Without bringing any special tools from home, Egg sweeps aside the overpriced room-service menu and makes pasta and biscuits in his room — from scratch. No hot plate. No microwave. If it wasn’t captured in a video, we probably wouldn’t believe it. The entrée? A tortellini pasta with spinach, rocket and crème fraîche that he cooks in the room’s tea kettle. This might not leave a desirable taste for the next poor sap who makes tea, but it’s a rather ingenious way to boil noodles. (He adds a raw egg yolk in a nod to carbonara; emulate that at your own risk.) Oh, but there’s more: Egg ups the ante by making biscuits (kneaded, risen, the whole 9 yards), using a clothes iron. Color us a new shade of impressed.
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How to brew beer in a coffee maker, using only materials commonly found on a modestly sized oceanographic research vessel

The tools you need are simple: an electric drip coffee maker with hot plate, a coffee filter, 2 1-liter glass sample jars with air-tight lids, 2 handkerchiefs, 2 rubber bands, and a source of clean (preferably R/O) water. You’ll have to be more creative with your ingredients. Your need grains, malt, hops, and something for flavor. Simple grains such as those found in common cereals – Raisin Bran, Cracked Wheat, Kashi, whatever you can find – are decent sources of starches and usually contain enough enzymes to break the most complex proteins down. Fruit and nuts will add flavor, but are not important. The grains should be ground as fine as possible, rolled under a rolling pin or crushed in a mortar and pestle. The smaller the grains the greater the reactive surface area.
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Anthrax Heroin Is Back!

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✪ French Intravenous Heroin User Contracts Anthrax
A case of anthrax infection has been reported in a user of injectable heroin in France in the Rhone-Alpes, while four other cases, including two deaths, were reported in two other countries in the European Union, it was learned Friday from medical sources. An outbreak of anthrax related to injections of contaminated heroin occurred in 2009/2010, causing the infection of 119 people in Scotland, 5 in England and two in Germany. The infection by the bacterium, _Bacillus anthracis_, was diagnosed in France on July 9 in an intravenous heroin user, aged of 27, who, after a stay in intensive care, is currently convalescing. “He is recovering,” the Director of Public Health ARS-Sydney, Anne-Marie Durand told AFP. “There is [presently – Mod.MHJ] no known link between the four European cases (three in Germany with 1 death and one death in Denmark) and the French case,” she said.
✪ Indifferent cats in amateur porn
They’re watching us but they don’t care at all. Furry observers are being collected here.
✪ Tattoo spell check: Even more tattoo misspells
Misspelled tattoos are the gift that keeps on giving. Here are more of the worst crimes ever made against the skin.
✪ Henry Rollins: The One Decision That Changed My Life Forever
Henry Rollins: I looked at the ice cream scoop in my hand…my chocolate-bespattered apron…and my future in the world of minimum wage work…or I could go up to New York and audition for this crazy band who was my favorite. What’s the worst that’s gonna happen to me? I miss a day of work…ooh, there goes 21 bucks. In the audition, he sang every song the band had ever written, improvising most of the lyrics. Then came the scary part: he got the job. Henry Rollins: They said ‘Ok, you’re in.” I said “What do you mean?” They said “you’re the singer in Black Flag.” I said “So what do I do?” They said: “*snort* you quit your job, you pack your gear, you meet us on the road. Here’s the tour itinerary. Here’s the lyrics.”
✪ “White Power” Toothbrush
✪ F.D.A. Surveillance of Scientists Spread to Outside Critics
A wide-ranging surveillance operation by the Food and Drug Administration against a group of its own scientists used an enemies list of sorts as it secretly captured thousands of e-mails that the disgruntled scientists sent privately to members of Congress, lawyers, labor officials, journalists and even President Obama, previously undisclosed records show.
✪ Women could delay the menopause indefinitely with ovary transplant: doctors
A technique to remove pieces of ovary, store it for decades and then replace it with delicate surgery could effectively put a woman’s menopause ‘on ice’, doctors said. The only thing preventing them from having babies into their old age would be their physical ability to carry a pregnancy, they said. The controversial notion would allow career women peace of mind with a fertility insurance policy so they can find a partner, settle down and become financially secure before starting a family.
✪ One Mighty and Strong: Mormon Prophecy and Mitt Romney
Prior to his death, Smith had written a prophecy declaring that there would one day come a man “mighty and strong” (see scriptural reference at the top of this post) who would bring order to the “house of God”. Many (probably Joseph included) thought this mighty and strong man would be Smith himself. With the loss of their Prophet, Mormons struggled to understand who would fill those mighty shoes. After Smith’s death, a Mormon tradition arose about a Mormon on a “white horse” who would come at a time when the Constitution was “hanging by a thread” and would restore the promised land to the Mormon people.
✪ Can I get my dog circumcised?
I just got a new dog from the human society, and I was wondering if it was possible to get him circumcised?
✪ Fashion for tight jeans is increasing testicular problems among men
”My advice would be to make sure you leave plenty of room around the groin area and that your pants and trousers feel comfortable so you’re not being restricted in any way. ”Men who wear tight or ill-fitting trousers, or underwear which is restrictive around the groin area could be damaging their health. ”Wearing tight-fitting clothing over a prolonged period of time can lead to urinary tract infections leading to over-activity of the bladder – a type of bladder weakness as well as a low sperm count and fungal infections. ”Please don’t put style before health.” Twisted testicles occur when tight trousers prevent the spermatic cord from moving freely, meaning it twists and leads to testicular torsion which cuts off the blood supply requiring immediate surgery to prevent a gangrenous testicle.
✪ That’s Not My Phone, It’s My Tracker
THE device in your purse or jeans that you think is a cellphone — guess again. It is a tracking device that happens to make calls. Let’s stop calling them phones. They are trackers.
✪ Almost All Homeland Security Grants Go to Jewish Non-Profits
Jewish institutions throughout the United States will receive $9.7 million in federal anti-terrorism grants this year out of a total of $10 million allocated to not-for-profit institutions by the Department of Homeland Security. That’s $6 million less than last year. But thanks to sharp cuts this year in the overall pool of money available through this program, the percentage of funds going to Jewish groups has nevertheless jumped substantially. A full 97% of the available funds in the Non-Profit Security Grant Program for 2012 have been allocated to Jewish organizations, compared with 73% that went to Jewish groups from 2007 through 2010. In 2011, Jewish groups received about 80% of NSGP funds.
✪ Woman Charged With Lewd Acts With Minor In Tanning Booth
The boy told investigators it began when Brashear asked him to spot her on the weights, then talked him into going into the tanning booth with her. Once inside, Brashear stripped off her clothes from the waist down and began kissing him, he said. Brashear stated to police she knew the boy was only 15, “there was nothing wrong or illegal about giving someone a kiss” and denied taking off her clothes, the affidavit says.
✪ Tanning-bed videographer, Doyce Dean Griffis, gets 17 1/2 years in prison
From February 2000 to April 2011, Griffis operated a tanning bed in a barn on his property at 2261 SE 128th St. in Starke. Customers would pay to use the bed by putting money in a slot. The bed had a two-way mirror, according to the government, and Griffis made a hole in an vent near the foot of the bed. Through the mirror and hole, he recorded customers as they undressed and got in and out of the tanning bed. His victims were “dozens of female customers, including more than 20 minor children,” the news release states. “Griffis produced, collected, and maintained the sexually explicit video recordings … for his own sexual gratification, and kept detailed notes on the types of physical and sexual characteristics of his customers.”
✪ Dog X-ray used in arrest of doctor in prescription probe
The undercover sheriff’s deputy pretending to be a patient in pain presented a Glendora physician with an X-ray to accompany her tale of an injured back and neck. The only problem was the X-ray revealed a “tail” of a different kind — one belonging to a dog. Though the X-ray for a German shepherd had the dog’s name, Recon, and the name of an animal hospital printed on it, the doctor wrote the deputy a prescription for a powerful narcotic painkiller and a muscle relaxant, law enforcement officials said.
✪ Jerry Sandusky ‘serenaded’ with Pink Floyd lyrics by prison inmates
An inmate who identified himself only as “Josh” told The Daily that the last time Sandusky was in jail, he and other prisoners serenaded the former assistant coach with a famous line from Pink Floyd’s “The Wall.” “At night, we were singing ‘Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone,’ ” Josh said.
✪ Defiance home yields rare stash of vintage baseball cards
But one item made him stop. Frozen in time beneath a wooden doll house and a century’s worth of dust, Mr. Kissner found a cardboard green box filled with baseball cards. The names sounded familiar — Honus Wagner, Ty Cobb, Cy Young, Connie Mack — and he soon contacted an auction house in Dallas. It was his family’s winning lottery ticket. Experts say the trove of about 700 nearly mint cards just might represent the greatest and rarest discovery in the sports card industry’s history. The best of the collection is expected to fetch more than $500,000 at the National Sports Collectors Convention next month in Baltimore while the entire stock could bring in $3 million.
✪ Criminals steal $400 gold chain off neck of 3-year-old boy sitting in his stroller in Brooklyn
He and his thug pal had stalked the family back to their home from the laundry, where Guerrero had just finished her weekly wash. “They were eye-balling them — and the chain,” said one police source. The duo attacked as the family got inside the lobby of their building, kicking in the door after the desperate mother had locked it. After neighbors started coming out of their apartments at the sound of the mother’s screams, the crooks fled with the necklace.
✪ Naked man caught masturbating while driving
The tow truck driver told investigators he saw a naked man masturbating while driving the Cherokee. “The male’s hands were in his groin area moving around,” the police report said. When Casey was eventually pulled over along the side of Interstate 95, it took him a moment to come to a stop because, according to the arresting officer’s notes in the report, he was still trying to get dressed. When the officer asked him why he was driving naked, “Casey stated that he has problems with this and he is getting therapy,” the report said, adding that the man couldn’t explain why he was naked. The officer then patted Casey down and found a toy pistol tied to his leg, part of which was hidden in Casey’s behind. Another portion of the contraption was tied around his genitals, the report said.
✪ Hasan Bin Sabbah and the Secret Order of Hashishins
Nothing is True, Everything is Permissible. – Hasan bin Sabbah The story of Hasan bin Sabbah is a tale of sex, drugs, myth, and murder. A secluded mountain fortress, a paradisial garden, poison dipped daggers, and covert political maneuverings are the ingredients of this alchemical mixture, which is undoubtedly one of the most intriguing true stories ever told.
✪ Scientist: Pushing OxyContin addicts to heroin reveals ‘utter failure’ of drug war
“We spend billions and billions trying to interdict the importation [of drugs] into the country, trying to interdict the wholesale and retail of drugs, but when’s the last time someone saw a major public service announcement saying, ‘If you have opiate dependence, there’s treatment available, call this number’?” he asked.
✪ Transgender motel housekeeper touched boy’s genitals
According to the report, the victim heard Olmos say “room service” outside of their roomand the victim told her to “come in.” Olmos asked if they had any dirty towels and if the victim was alone, which he was, according to the police report. Olmos then asked “Can I touch?” The victim responded, “touch what?” Police said Olmos then grabbed the victim’s genitals on the outside of his shorts and said “you hot.” The victim then responded “you’re weird” and walked to the bathroom, waiting for Olmos to leave, according to the report.
✪ Police probe museum theft of teeth from Strauss and Brahms
The teeth of two of the world’s most famous composers have been stolen from their graves by a man who says he wants to start a museum. The alleged Czech thief who has boasted about his crime on the internet says he wants to now display the famous teeth and dentures he has robbed not just from Austrian waltz king Johann Strauss Jr. and German Romantic composer Johannes Brahms, but from hundreds of other graves as well. Austrian police were alerted to the crime after the grave robber released a video where he can be seen apparently pushing the cover to one of the composer’s tomb open – and pulling out a skull.
✪ Chicken coop case: Teen allegedly wore a shock collar
New details were revealed to WTVM about an adopted teenager who was allegedly kept in a chicken coop in Taylor County, GA. According to agents at the Georgia Bureau of Investigation, the 15-year-old girl told authorities a shock collar for dogs was placed around her neck and used on her several times. Investigators say a remote key fob was used to shock the girl at will by anyone in control of the collar.
✪ NSA whistleblower: They’re assembling information on every U.S. citizen
Binney, who resigned from the NSA in 2001 over its domestic surveillance program, had just delivered a keynote speech in which he revealed what Shively called “evidence which we have not seen until this point.” “They’re pulling together all the data about virtually every U.S. citizen in the country … and assembling that information,” Binney explained. “So government is accumulating that kind of information about every individual person and it’s a very dangerous process.” He estimated that something like 1.6 billion logs have been processed since 2001.
✪ Reformulated Drug Sends Users Elsewhere
“Abuse-deterrent formulations may not be the ‘magic bullets’ that many hoped they would be in solving the growing problem of opioid abuse,” the researchers wrote in the July 12 issue of the New England Journal of Medicine.
✪ Angry dad beats up facebook pervert
It began recently when the Cookeville man noticed that his 12-year-old daughter was receiving Facebook messages from an adult man he does not know. He asked his daughter about the messages and she did not know the man either. The father looked up the messenger’s Facebook page and there found his date of birth and phone number. He then decided to send messages to the Monterey man while posing as his own daughter. He sent text messages by phone to the man, and the man messaged back, thinking he was communicating with the little girl. Allegedly, he asked to see a photo of her in a swim suit. He also agreed to meet her at Cane Creek Park. But once he arrived there, it was her dad who met him, and he was very angry, according to police reports on the case. Before police arrived on the scene, the two men had a fight, and the Monterey man, who was bleeding, immediately told arriving officers that he deserved it.
✪ The Increased Criminalization of Dissent
While law enforcement and the government would like citizens to believe measures such as these are their way of catching up with the rapid pace of evolving technology in regards to criminal behavior, something more sinister could be at work. Given the interest the Department of Homeland Security has had in Occupy movements around the country as well as some of the more draconian police tactics that have been used on demonstrators, the increased surveillance of internet users and the content they choose to share via social networking, mobile devices or the web, it’s not difficult to call these information requests police state type tactics.
✪ Quadcopter drone group held in London airport on suspicion of terrorism
Fresh from performing at Science Gallery in Dublin last night during the opening of Hack the City, an English group of urbanists, technologists and architects who created GPS-enabled quadcopter drones, were held at London Southend Airport on suspicion of terrorism and recorded under the UK’s Terrorism Act. The group, known as Tomorrows Thoughts Today, had been performing their Electronic Countermeasures robotic ballet in the sky show at Science Gallery for the opening of the three-month Hack the City exhibition in Dublin City. The trio, headed up by Liam Young, had created the robotic drones from components that were originally intended for police surveillance. The drones had been swarming around Science Gallery last night to show how they can broadcast their own Wi-Fi network as a flying pirate file-sharing formation.
✪ Air Pump Stuck Into Chinese Child’s Anus as Prank Goes Wrong
Just went to the hospital to visit Du Chuanwang. This 13-year-old mother-less child had gone to work in an auto repair shop to help take care of his family ended up having a high pressure pneumatic air pump gun stuck into his anus by two workers who then pumped air into him! The child’s intestines have essentially exploded, his scrotum now as large as a watermelon! His internal organs have all been squeezed together by the air pumped into his body, so horrific!
✪ US “Six Strikes” Anti-Piracy Scheme Will Roll Out Gradually
More than a year after the MPAA and RIAA announced their groundbreaking anti-piracy deal with U.S. Internet providers, the first warning letters are yet to be sent out. Previously, July 2012 was coined as the start date but the responsible parties are still not ready to launch. While TorrentFreak has learned that various ISPs will start the implementation at different times, it remains a mystery which company will be spying on filesharers. casSomewhere in the near future the Center for Copyright Information (CCI) will start to track down online ‘pirates’ as part of an agreement all major US Internet providers struck with the MPAA and RIAA. The parties agreed on a system through which copyright infringers are warned that their behavior is unacceptable. After five or six warnings ISPs may then take a variety of repressive measures, including temporary disconnections.
✪ Team USA To Be Decked Out in Uniforms Made in China
They are the pride of America – Team U.S.A. – and for the opening ceremonies of the Summer Olympics in London, they’ll be proudly wearing red, white and blue, from beret to blazer. The classic American style – shown in an image above – was crafted by designer Ralph Lauren. But just how American is it? When ABC News looked at the labels, it found “made in China.” Every item in the uniforms that the U.S. athletes will be wearing at the opening ceremony in London will carry an overseas label.
✪ Agenda 21 Micro-Apartment Scheme Being Beta-Tested in NYC
The globalist design for micro-apartments is being championed by New York’s Mayor Michael Bloomberg. These “studio and one-bedroom apartments” will be no bigger than 275 to 300 sq ft. These tiny living spaces are smaller than currently allowed by building regulations, according to a statement by Bloomberg’s office; however the zoning regulations will be waived in over to construct the first of many compact pack ‘em and stack ‘em housing model in the city-owned area of Kips Bay.
✪ Octopus with Human Head Caught in Indonesia
A weird octopus with human head and female face caught by a fisherman in Padang, Indonesia. After showing the nature freak to the public and its pictures to be taken , he brought it home along with other octopus and squids to be cooked by his wife.
✪ In Simulation, Moon Dust Found to Be Toxic to Humans
Because we don’t spend a large chunk of time up there, we haven’t done too much research on the long-term health effects of living on the moon. But a paper titled “Toxicity of Lunar Dust,” covering several aspects of the effects of moon dust on the human body, offers some insight: the moon is basically trying to kill you. Not actively, of course, but there are a lot of reasons to avoid the stuff (and no, a spacesuit isn’t going to save you). The big problem is inhalation; even with a suit, dust can end up back in suit-free living spaces. Then the dust can travel inside travelers’ lungs, causing inflammation and possibly, asbestos-style, even increasing the risk of developing cancer. The particles might be able to travel through the lungs more easily in the lower gravity environment, and exposure to UV and proton radiation could make the dust even more toxic.
✪ Marketers Track Retinas to Find What Draws Consumers
To find out what really draws their test shoppers’ attention, companies like Procter & Gamble Co., Unilever PLC and Kimberly-Clark Corp. are combining three-dimensional computer simulations of product designs and store layouts with eye-tracking technology. And that, in turn, is helping them roll out new products faster and come up with designs and shelf layouts that boost sales.
✪ Quite Likely the Worst Job Ever
Mayhew called them “sewer hunters” or “toshers,” and the latter term has come to define the breed, though it actually had a rather wider application in Victorian times–the toshers sometimes worked the shoreline of the Thames rather than the sewers, and also waited at rubbish dumps when the contents of damaged houses were being burned and then sifted through the ashes for any items of value. They were mostly celebrated, nonetheless, for the living that the sewers gave them, which was enough to support a tribe of around 200 men–each of them known only by his nickname: Lanky Bill, Long Tom, One-eyed George, Short-armed Jack. The toshers earned a decent living; according to Mayhew’s informants, an average of six shillings a day–an amount equivalent to about $50 today.
✪ Bravery and drone pilots
The effort to depict drone warfare as some sort of courageous and noble act is intensifying: The Pentagon is considering awarding a Distinguished Warfare Medal to drone pilots who work on military bases often far removed from the battlefield. . . . [Army Institute of Heraldry chief Charles] Mugno said most combat decorations require “boots on the ground” in a combat zone, but he noted that “emerging technologies” such as drones and cyber combat missions are now handled by troops far removed from combat.
✪ Student victim of terrorist photo blunder
A German man opened the paper one morning to find a photo of himself identified as a wanted terrorist, in what seemed like a thriller plot turned into sinister reality. He still does not know who took the picture of him.
✪ FYI: How Can I Protect My Cell Phone Data Records From Law Enforcement Subpoenas?
When it came to light that law enforcement has issued millions of annual requests/demands to the wireless carriers (AT&T;, Verizon, etc) to hand over user data, we all got a little concerned. Our carriers know everything about us, and according to findings by Rep. Markey (D-MA), “Information shared with law enforcement includes data such as geolocation information, content of text messages, wiretaps, among others.” But! We have weapons. Here are some tricks to help protect your privacy.
✪ ArtWalk Riot: Police vs Protesters over Sidewalk Chalk [Video]
The LAPD takes sidewalk chalk very seriously. Seriously enough to send 140 riot police to forcibly stop an Occupy LA group from drawing on the sidewalk during LA Artwalk. You can see eyewitness video below. 19 people were arrested after the police attacked the Chalk Walk demonstration with batons, rubber bullets, and tear gas.
✪ In Germany, Ruling Over Circumcision Sows Anxiety and Confusion
“The often very aggressive prejudice against religion as backward, irrational and opposed to science is increasingly defining popular opinion,” said Michael Bongardt, a professor of ethics from Berlin’s Free University who added that the ruling reflected a profound lack of understanding in modern Germany for religious belief.
✪ Sears now adds bestiality to its website
Explained AFA, “But that’s not the worst of it. Sears also sells books on bestiality and zoophilia. Titled ‘Dearest Pet, On Bestiality’ and “Bestiality and Zoophilia: Sexual Relations with Animals,’ these books are ‘how to’ manuals for people who want to have sex with animals.”
✪ Israel’s ‘Highless’ Marijuana & the CBD vs. THC Conundrum
The Israeli company responsible for developing Avidekel (pictured above), Tikun Olam, is not the first to breed a strain of cannabis that contains almost no THC at all. In 2005, GW Pharmaceuticals (creator of Sativex) grew “virtually mono-cannabinoidic plants that produce high percentages of these target cannabinoids: THC, CBD, THC-V, CBC, CBD-V, CBG or CBN.” Project CBD tested 17 different mothers of Cannatonic – a strain famous for its high CBD levels. Cannatonic #6 was high in CBD with hardly any THC, whereas the other plants were high in THC and low in CBD or high in both. Perhaps the great variety of results from different plants was because the Cannatonic strain is unstable, or perhaps people were getting different results from different growing conditions.
✪ Woman tells police man sucked her toe at Grovetown Walmart
The 18-year-old said she was shopping when a man, who looked to be in his late 30s or early 40s, walked up and asked if her toenails were painted, according to a Columbia County Sheriff’s Office incident report. After replying yes and questioning why he wanted to know, the woman was asked if she’d watched America’s Funniest Home Videos. The man told her he was with the TV show and if she complied with his requests, everything she purchased that day would be free. She said she reluctantly agreed to let him take a photo of her foot. He asked if he could kiss her foot as part of the prank and she agreed. The man guided her to an area behind a clothing rack, dropped to the floor, grabbed her ankle and told her, “Don’t worry. I don’t bite.” He then started sucking on her big toe. The woman said she screamed at him to stop. Before the man ran from the store, he told her, “It tasted so good, though.” Thanks Jasmine
✪ Madonna Hit With Lawsuit Over ‘Vogue’ Sample
A Delaware company has hit Madonna and her label WB Records with a lawsuit claiming the pop star stole portions of one of their songs for her hit 1990 hit “Vogue,” reports E!. Pointing to a song called “Love Break,” released around 1977, VMG claims, “The portions of ‘Love Break,’ which have been copied into ‘Vogue’ and all its various ‘mixes,’ ‘remixes,’ videos, YouTube versions, etc., are numerous but intentionally hidden. The horn and strings in ‘Vogue’ are intentionally sampled from ‘Love Break’ throughout.” The company also says music producer Richard “Shep” Pettibone facilitated the process by altering the samples after he was originally hired by VMG to remix “Love Break,” later working on “Vogue.” “The unauthorized sampling was deliberately hidden by [Madonna] within ‘Vogue’ so as to avoid detection. It was only when VMG specifically looked for the sample, with the technology available to it in 2011, that the sampling could be confirmed,” VMG said.
✪ Bronx clothing designer says Jay-Z owes him $7 million in unpaid royalties for creating Roc-A-Fella’s label logo
A Bronx clothing designer says superstar Jay-Z and his former Roc-A-Fella record label partners owe him $7 million in unpaid royalties for designing the label logo, one of the best known symbols in rap music. In a copyright infringement suit filed in Manhattan Federal Court on Thursday, Dwayne Walker says he created the design. “The logo has become universally recognized as an iconic symbol of Jay-Z, one of the most successful recording artists in the history of popular music,” the suit says. It says Walker came up with the logo in 1995 when Roc-A-Fella was just starting out. The label is now a subsidiary of Universal Music Group.
✪ Serial groper tried to use ‘caffeine defense’ to explain assault on teenage girls
A school bus driver who was convicted of assault for groping teens and women says an excessive intake of caffeine drove him to the acts. Kenneth Sands, 51, from Seattle, tried to use what is being called the caffeine defense at his sentencing on Tuesday. Sands had been convicted in Lewis County Superior Court of molesting three high school volleyball players and two women during and after a volleyball game in Onalaska on October 18, 2011. Sands says it was caffeine that had driven him to act out of character and that drinking too much caused a psychotic episode.
✪ Study: The ‘gateway drug’ is alcohol, not marijuana
A study in the August edition of The Journal of School Health finds that the generations old theory of a “gateway drug” effect is in fact accurate for some drug users, but shifts the blame for those addicts’ escalating substance abuse away from marijuana and onto the most pervasive and socially accepted drug in American life: alcohol.
✪ Are Mormon Underwear Magic Between the Sheets?
Unfortunately those who have been fantasizing about a romp in which layers of white cotton create the perfect sense of mystery (or bondage), exMormons offer few words of encouragement. Discomfort seems to be the predominant theme. I was continuously battling wedgies–often in public; how the people would stare as I would try to wrestle crumpled material out of my crack. Lady DB If you have ever worn the modern ones you should appreciate the distance these have come. When I first got married they came in a one piece get up with a wide neck so you could step into them. The back had a split crotch (not the kind in kinky panties) but this huge wide sloppy split that would separate under your clothes, leaving a draft in your nether region much of the time. The little panel they sew into the ladies special part was so poorly designed that it would roll and twist till you felt like you were skewered by a roll of old toilet paper.
✪ Facebook Monitors Your Chats for Criminal Activity [REPORT]
Facebook and other social platforms are watching users’ chats for criminal activity and notifying police if any suspicious behavior is detected, according to a report. The screening process begins with scanning software that monitors chats for words or phrases that signal something might be amiss, such as an exchange of personal information or vulgar language. The software pays more attention to chats between users who don’t already have a well-established connection on the site and whose profile data indicate something may be wrong, such as a wide age gap. The scanning program is also “smart” — it’s taught to keep an eye out for certain phrases found in the previously obtained chat records from criminals including sexual predators. If the scanning software flags a suspicious chat exchange, it notifies Facebook security employees, who can then determine if police should be notified.
✪ Doctor Tried Bath Salts and Liked It: In Defense of Bath Salts
Pemberton tried it with another doctor and some friends on a Saturday in March of 2010. This is how he described the experience: A few minutes later, we were all sitting around in a euphoric haze, smiling benignly but with an incomprehensible, overwhelming desire to dance. It was nearly impossible to keep still. Then things became very vivid and real and everything everyone said suddenly became very important. Before we knew it we were piling into a cab, laughing and giggling uncontrollably and going to a club. The effects lasted for about another two hours …. I’d love to be able to tell you that I had a hideous time when I took mephedrone but the truth is, I didn’t. It was a lovely feeling and I can completely understand why people would use it.
✪ Nobody seems to find it weird Mitt Romney used to dress up like a police officer and pull people over for fun
Sometimes when I’m lying in bed at night counting sheep and thinking about the day I often wonder about: 1) ponies and 2) the fact that a bigger deal hasn’t been made about the fact Mitt Romney used to dress up like a police officer in college and pull people over. For fun. College is a time in many Americans’ lives when they do stupid shit like smoke too much pot, drink a lot, or have a lot of sex. That’s considered pretty “de rigueur” in college; these are kinks you work out of your system. You then leave said institution to go through the modern world paying your taxes and doing the right thing. But the GOP presidential candidate had a different gig: instead of drinking and smoking like the rest of America (he claims to have had “one sip” of beer and one drag of a cigarette his entire life, a number we don’t dispute), he would remain perfectly sober and put on a police uniform and pull people over.

 

 

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Josephene Myrtle Corbin, the Four-Legged Woman, was born in Lincoln County, Tennessee in 1868. Rather than having a parasitic twin, Myrtle’s extra legs resulted from an even rarer form of conjoined twinning known as dipygus, which gave her two complete bodies from the waist down. She had two small pelves side-by-side, and each of her smaller inner legs was paired with one of her outer legs. She could move the smaller legs but was unable to use them for walking. At the age of 19, she married a doctor named Clinton Bicknell and had four daughters and a son. It has been said that three of her children were born from one set of organs, two from the other. Myrtle died on May 6, 1928.

From Anomalies and Curiosities of Medicine by George M. Gould and Walter L. Pyle:

Wells a describes Mrs. B., aged twenty, still alive and healthy. The duplication in this case begins just above the waist, the spinal column dividing at the third lumbar vertebra, below this point everything being double. Micturition and defecation occur at different times, but menstruation occurs simultaneously. She was married at nineteen, and became pregnant a year later on the left side, but abortion was induced at the fourth month on account of persistent nausea and the expectation of impossible delivery. Whaley, in speaking of this case, said Mrs. B. utilized her outside legs for walking; he also remarks that when he informed her that she was pregnant on the left side she replied, “I think you are mistaken; if it had been on my right side I would come nearer believing it;”–and after further questioning he found, from the patient’s observation, that her right genitals were almost invariably used for coitus.

(the name Mrs. B. refers to Myrtle’s married name, Bicknell.)

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10 Anti-Drug PSAs That Are Totally Awesome When You’re High
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a Pool Shark Who’s Still in Diapers
Gang busted for prison mobile phone delivery with toy chopper
Xenon
Nose Balloon
Fear and Loathing: The Board Game
things you didn’t know about orgasm
Germany bans Red Bull cola after drug test
The authorities in six German states have ordered retailers to stop selling Red Bull Cola energy drinks after traces of cocaine were found in it.
Insects In Flagrante
…’n the bees.
Truck Spills
“The website of odd, strange, interesting, and unbelievable things spilled on the road by trucks.” Thanks Googs.
Passer-by pushes suicide man off bridge
Thanks David Canning
mabtw’s Channel
A collection of clips starring Dick Masterson, legendary chauvinist and author of Men Are Better Than Women.
ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN – Dick Masterson
Thanks Jack Hanly
Davis interview on CBS News “60 Minutes”
year old guitar prodigy YUTO MIYAZAWA performs Ozzy Osbourne’s Crazy Train on Ellen Degeneres
Thanks Googs
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Vivir en Tucson: Gente Tucson: Las Gemelas Collinson
Marine Throws Puppy Off Cliff
Thanks Googs
G20 police ‘used undercover men to incite crowds’
Destructive ants marching on San Antonio
‘Reagan afraid of invasion by aliens’
Skeptical Inquiree: Curious Contrails: Death from the Sky?
The Electronic Police State
‘Superfood’ Promoted on Oprah’s Site Robs Amazon Poor of Staple
White House Czar Calls for End to ‘War on Drugs’
This Is Yer Brain On War
Revenge Product – Super Sonic Nausea
Asmik Ace unwraps third film in Tetsuo franchise
World Superhero Registry
17 Controversial Teenage TV Situations
Top 16 Senior Pranks
Panty (One) Liners
I Heart To Fart
Video Game Girls Burlesque @ Bordello
The dancers arrived armed and outfitted for an arcade battle, and included Super Mario Bros. Princess Peach, Metroid’s Samus Aran, Street Fighter’s Chun-Li, The Legend of Zelda’s Link and Princess Zelda, and BloodRayne’s Rayne
Google: More People Will Die From Swine Flu If We Cannot Retain Search Data
Homeland Security Trains Scouts To Fight Terrorism
Senate Dumps On Credit Card Interest Cap
Despite complaints that banks and credit card companies are gouging customers by charging outrageous interest rates, the Senate on Wednesday easily turned back an effort to cap interest rates at 15 percent.
Consumer Reports Health: 80% of Medical Bills Have Errors
Pool Rules
Digging up dirt: Facebook spies for hire
Two other Florida prisons zapped visiting kids with stun guns
Supreme Court Hands Medical Marijuana Major Victory
Danger Mouse to release blank CD
Too much cola zaps muscle power
Excessive cola consumption can lead to anything from mild weakness to profound muscle paralysis, doctors are warning.
Have you heard ‘the Hum’?
For decades, hundreds of people worldwide have been plagued by an elusive buzzing noise known as “the Hum”. Some have blamed gas pipes or power lines, others think their ears are faulty. A few even think sinister forces could be at work.
Wal-Mart Pays $2Mil to Duck Black Friday Death Charges
If you can’t trust a Cheerios box…
Top 10 Toilets Screaming High-tech In Luxury
GLOWING ANIMALS: Pictures of Beasts Shining for Science
Selkirk RCMP uses Facebook in order to solve rash of property crimes
Canadian Police bust tagger using facebook
Goths In Hot Weather
Cocaine and LSD found in air of Spanish cities
Moscow’s subway dogs
All Up In Her Grill
Gold Front Porn!
Ancient Gem-Studded Teeth Show Skill of Early Dentists
The glittering “grills” of some hip-hop stars aren’t exactly unprecedented. Sophisticated dentistry allowed Native Americans to add bling to their teeth as far back as 2,500 years ago, a new study says.
Man sees own wife on adultery porno
A Taiwan carpenter bought a porn DVD only to find secretly taped motel footage of his wife having sex with his friend, whom the husband later stabbed.
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Snake dies eating pregnant mountain sheep
Face Transplant Surgery
Holy Fuck!
Cat Parasite Affects Everything We Feel and Do
The parasite, Toxoplasma gondii, has been transmitted indirectly from cats to roughly half the people on the planet, and it has been shown to affect human personalities in different ways.
Troops claim ‘supernatural powers’ after pygmy sodomy
Group sex with Rugby team has destroyed my life: woman
Among new allegations aired on Monday, the woman said two men rubbed their penises in her face while other men stood watching and masturbating. Six men had sex with her while another six looked on. There was always someone touching her, she said.
Centuries-old torture instruments for sale
The 252 items include gruesome instruments such as a tongue clamp, a chair covered in spikes and an iron glove that Arlan Ettinger, president of Guernsey’s Auctions, said was used to “burn the flesh of your hand.”
Crazy Frog Bros
Thanks Ana Fernandes
12 Most Bizarre ID Cards and Passport Photos
Matthew McConaughey, Kate Beckinsale, …and Gary Oldman as a DWARF! What a piece of shit movie, can’t believe it really existists!
Startup Signs ~ Gang Signs of The Web
Utah wilderness becoming a hot spot for marijuana plantations
Grilled Chicken a Kentucky Fried Chicken Fiasco
NPR was calling KFC “the James Frey of fast food,” referring to the author of a memoir praised by Ms. Winfrey that was later exposed as fiction.
Oprah KFC Coupon Riot!
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Swine Flu – Top 10 Panics!
Nude spray-on tan case gets lawmaker’s attention
State Rep. Bruce Borders, R-Jasonville, said he was shocked by a recent case where an adult man who works at a tanning salon applied a spray-on tan on a nude 15-year-old girl
Grove City student suspended over gay porn video
Says film income helped pay tuition
Porn star considers run against family values senator
Explosion destroys dentist’s office
Shit is blowin’ up!
DRAMATIC VIDEO: Exploding Strip Mall
Botswana plans to circumcise nearly half a million
African Calamari
Neighbors concerned about strange van
Provo police are investigating a bizarre incident this week: a van parked in a residential neighborhood with a sign on it, reading: “free candy inside.”
Students protest surveillance of two girls kissing
Calgary stabbers’ spree ‘for fun,’ say police
“It may have been out for kicks,” McCallum said. “It was purely to go out and hunt down victims in one hour. It’s a very unusual offence.We haven’t had that kind of behaviour for quite some time.”
Rihanna Grabbing Some Tits photography
Tons Of Released Drugs Taint US Water – Codeine Found In Delaware River
Thanks Brendan
X-rated star Marilyn Chambers dies at 56
Ivory Snow soap girl & star of ‘Behind The Green Door’
Raquel Welch, Crucified
The SSD Project | EFF Surveillance Self-Defense Project
Skeleton hands = haute couture?
$24K Silver Skelly Hands
AP Invokes DMCA Against Obama “Hope” Poster Artist
Testing YouTube’s Audio Content ID System
The Pirate Google
Torrent File Search Using Google Custom Search – Scour the Entire Web for Bit Torrent Files
Facebook’s E-mail Censorship is Legally Dubious, Experts Say
Caught on Camera — The Best of Google Street View
Sharpie Paint Job
‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’ Montages Don’t Leave Anybody Out
Boy, 15, testifies he had sex with teacher/godmother
The boy testified that his first sexual encounter with Lopez happened in her car when he was 11 or 12 years old and she was his sixth-grade teacher at Nestor. “She would, like, fondle me,” the boy testified. “She pulled down my pants and asked me if I liked it.”
The Six Most Expensive Alcohol That Ever Existed
Grandma Smokes a Newport for Her 100th B-Day
Top 5 bizarre x-rays – the five strangest things swallowed by man, woman and animal
Leonard Nimoy: ‘Star Trek’ fans can be scary
Calexico restaurant says griddle has likeness of the Virgin Mary
Somali Pirates seized after threatening French navy ship
Whoops!
Fluorescent puppy is world’s first transgenic dog
Harper’s Magazine Weekly Review 05-05-2009
The Monastery Built on a Volcanic Plug
Mission Impossible: The Code Even the CIA Can’t Crack
The sculpture named Kryptos at CIA headquarters contains a secret message ‚Äî but not even the agency’s brightest can crack its code.
NY TAXI WISDOM
Decorated swine flu surgical masks in Mexico
Thanks Ryan Kitson
12 accidental celebrity deaths — and the prescription drugs that caused them
Hipster Grifter in Philly Slammer
Mom Pressures Teen Daughter To Get Implants – MTV True life: i don’t like my small breasts
Banksy and ‘Art Fags’ Attacked
Thanks Empress
Bonsai Kitten
Surgical Mask Fashions
Past SARS Fashions in Surgical Face Masks
Fear of contracting SARS has not stopped some people in Hong Kong from considering the fashion implications of wearing a surgical mask in public.
Face warmer? Surgical mask? A free pattern. – KNITTING
Get Your Stylish Swine Flu Masks Now!
8 Fashionable Picks For Avoiding the Plague Without Sacrificing Taste
Swine Flu Masks
Masks | There’s Something in the Air
Designer Surgical Masks
New for Spring Flu Season!
Pit bulls, Dobermans, Rottweilers banned from public housing
robbed for fried chicken
“Give Us The Chicken!” Thanks Googs.
10 years later, the real story behind Columbine
Vermont Lawmakers Look To Legalize Teen ‘Sexting’
Crash author JG Ballard, ‘a giant on the world literary scene’, dies aged 78
Researchers use brain interface to post to Twitter
1,500 farmers commit mass suicide in India
Twelve Major Brands That Will Disappear
Good News: Crocs are on the list!
Child rapist cult leader escapes jail in chopper
Shadows Helped Form the “Pillars of Creation”
A Lawyer, Some Teens and a Fight Over ‘Sexting’
NYPD cops charged in rape of drunken woman they escorted home
Look at This F-ing Nude Hipster Grifter
Facebook users no longer insulting each other as much – or having as much sex
The teenager auctioning her virginity for £9,000 to fund her education
18-Year-Old Boy Arrested in Most Bizarre Sex Tape Bust Yet
Universal to remake ‘Videodrome’
20% of Teen Polish Prostitutes Do It For Brand Name Clothes
Pakistanis Find Success in Fetish Business
Suicide Girl Fight Club
Type Nesting
Doctor: Grudge may have sparked graffiti spree
Rowlow!
Upstate Police Arrest 70-Year-Old Tagger
Thanks Brendan Donnelly
Japan child robot mimicks infant learning
calling me a homo
bizarre animal discovered in Japan
“CAN YOU FUCK IT?”
Machine – Big Spider in Yokohama
Pussy Foot
Thanks Ryan Kitson
Fish market alien sighting
Runs Out of Chicken in Rochester, NY
As Swine Flu Spreads, Conspiracy Theories of Laboratory Origins Abound
Couple caught having sex in dumpster
Father sought after son, 7, forcibly tattooed
Clare men accused of burning boy’s anus with propane torch charged
Your Swine Flu Shot! PSA
From the voluminous shelves of the National Archives, here are vintage Swine Flu PSAs from 1976.
White House Apologizes for NYC Air Force Flyover
Obama’s Handshake of Death
Hitler’s art attracts big sale prices
“A painting by Adolf Hitler sold for almost $15,000 Thursday — more than six times as much as expected.”
Rise Seen in Trafficking of Enhanced Ecstasy
“Extreme Ecstasy” or “Meth X”
Deathmatch Jaki Numazawa vs. Ryuji Ito Part. 2
Fluorescent Lighttubes Cross, Fluorescent Lighttubes Tower & Cage Death Match ~ “Hill of Sanctuary”: “Black Angel” Jaki Numazawa vs. Ryuji Ito
Michael Jackson Auction: My Favorite Items – a set on Flickr
INSANE!!!
Sonny Chiba – Bromide idol days
10 Things You Didn’t Know About Somali Pirates
26-year-old man with body of a two-year-old
Sea Serpent in Nantucket 1937
Thunderbird Junior 50’s Mini-Cars
Taylor Gatto – State Controlled Consciousness
The Ethical Slut Returns
“Into threesomes? Foursomes? Moresomes? The co-author of a cult classic about open relationships talks sex communes, romantic one-night stands, and offering chicken soup to lovers.”
60’s Retro Drink Aid
Golden arches topple, crush Naperville couple
Shocked Russian surgeons open up man who thought he had a tumour… to find a FIR TREE inside his lung
Eight Druggiest Rock Star Stories
Phil Spector convicted of second-degree murder
Brooklyn Man Bites Tip Off Own Penis
I breastfeed my dad
Trying desperately to measure up
“Doctors in Asia are treating an increasing number of men with severe injuries who have tried to increase the size of their penises by injecting themselves with Vaseline and other oils.”
“Daggering” Trend Is Breaking Jamaican Dicks
“Signs of a fractured penis include a loud popping noise, followed by excruciating pain, swelling, and sometimes blood.” Thanks Erik.
How to Be Goth – wikiHow
Thanks Espo
Weekly Review Harper’s Magazine 4-14-09
Firefighters Say Teens Using Axe Body Spray As Flamethrower
Body spray is finally good for something. Thanks James.
Monkey Knievel
Get OUTSIDE of your body~!
“The pineal gland is occasionally associated with the sixth chakra (also called Ajna or the third eye chakra in yoga). It is believed by some to be a dormant organ that can be awakened to enable “telepathic” communication.”
I Ate My Baby’s Placenta!
Thanks Vinnie
Grindhouseland Salutes… Vincent Price
Lobbyist’s Testimony to Congress
Maya Prophecy, Long Count Calendars & Possible Cosmic Catastrophe for 21-12-2012
Brain Researchers Open Door to Editing Memory
FEMA concentration camps debunked
Was the Tunguska Fireball a Comet Chemical Bomb?
Flint, Michigan: Government Considering Abandoning Parts of City, Cutting Off Police and Fire Service
“Graffiti” to be legalized in Brazil?
Graffiti judged low priority in S.F.
IRAQ DEATHS on Twitter
Mexican president: US authorities ‘complicit’ in drug trafficking
Sabotage suspected in widespread phone outage in Santa Cruz and Santa Clara counties
Report: Spies hacked into U.S. electricity grid
ACLU Sues Prosecutor Over ‘Sexting’ Child Porn Charges
Iraqi Gays Sentenced to Death for Their Sexuality Face Execution
Pentagon preps for economic warfare
Could Pirates Become an Army for the Stateless?
The Hand In Space! – My god, it’s full of stars
Woman with ‘a phantom third arm’
“A stroke victim has developed a phantom third arm which she uses ‘just like a real-life limb’.”
Attack of the Card Skimmers: It’s Happening Right Here, Right Now
Somali Pirates Hijack Ship With 20 Americans On Board
‘Straight Edge’ Coke cop says oral sex to blame for dirty test, but judge not buying it
“The couple met at a punk concert and, according to court records, they “would often sweat” while having sex “three or four times per week.” Thanks Staycey
Poledancefan – Middle aged father works the pole
“My name is Joel. I’m 47 married with two kids” Thanks Vinny.
Chia Obama Dropped By Walgreens Amidst Cries of Racism
“Since when is an Afro racist?”
Dungeons & Dragons co-founder has passed away
Did Obama bow to Saudi king?
‚ÄúSuch an act is a traditional obeisance befitting a king’s subjects, not his peer. There is no precedent for U.S. presidents bowing to Saudi or any other royals,‚Äù said the conservative Washington Times.
Taxidermy Mouse Mouse!
Pentagon blows up pigs in bombproof armor
Monster Motorcycle Helmets
The Deadliest Vespa
50 Do-able Cartoon Hotties No Guy Could Kick Out of Bed
Simulator
Mum bathes baby in breast milk
lookin’ dude chugging Mountain Dew
The Public Hanging of a Circus Elephant
Chiseling
Bob Ross The Joy of Painting video channel
Best Voice Ever!
ShamWow Bust: But Wait, There’s More…
Needle removed from ass – after 31 years
The Amazing Story of the Man With Two Penises [nsfw]
Shower Fight
Build Your Own Multitouch Surface Computer
P-Mate: Allowing women to pee freely just like a man
6 Massive Old School Printers (& How They Were Advertised)
Bulletproof Fashions
Buddhist monk completes seven-year run
“A few have done it twice; many more have not lived to finish. Traditionally, any monk, or gyoja, who can’t continue to the end must take his own live, either by hanging or disembowelment.”
The neuropsychology of zombies
The Top Seven Awesome Things You Didn’t Know About Steve McQueen
Police Doughnuts
Watch a Google Street View Car Hit a Bridge – Google Maps
Saved from swimming in circles: Allison the one-finned turtle gets a new prosthetic
Heads – Once In A Lifetime – By Kermit the Frog
Top 10 Bizarre But True Drugs And Their Effects
10 Recent Scientifically Solved Mysteries
Lady chimps will mate for meat
Rolling Spider
Volcano Lightning
5 Cats that Look Like Wilford Brimley
Obama Fried Chicken
Kennedy, you’ve been replaced! Thanks Haley.
“Roadhouse” Blind Guitarist, Jeff Healey, Dies
Awesome Medieval Suits of Armor
My Vagina Pillow Rocks Her Lace Bush
For Serious Riders Only
Child Predator Hands
“Dancing With The Stars” Boner
Drunk teacher accused of forcing students to dance and “grind”
off my long hair
Flaming Garbage Cans In Hip Hop Videos
A PERV caught naked at a beauty spot with a torch stuck up his bum — told cops he was DEPRESSED.
1972 Halloween Catalog
Cake Wrecks
When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong.
A Bristol secondary school has tried out a new style of sex education by letting teenage pupils examine a line-up of naked men.
FOOD FACE DINNER PLATE
Quest for artificial nose to sniff out terrorists’ fear
Levi’s¬Æ √ó Damien Hirst “The Spin Jeans”
Only ¥2,625,000 JPY (approximately $27,000 USD).
Drugs glow green under torch beam
“An ultraviolet torch which shows certain drugs as glowing green is being used to catch cocaine-using clubbers.”
Angry customer blasts McDonald’s drive-through
“A McDonald’s drive-through was shot up early Sunday after a customer was angered that the restaurant had shifted from the lunch menu to the breakfast menu, police said. ”
Teen accused of burning man who let underage drinkers party at his home
“A middle-age man charged with supplying alcohol to teens at his house suffered a severe groin burn when one teen lit the man‚Äôs pants on fire after he passed out, police said”
Study: Housing Homeless Drunks And Letting Them Drink Saves Millions
Pet dogs and cats a good way to break a leg, government says
An inmate alleges two deputies got another prisoner to put his penis on a bologna sandwich which he ate
“As soon as he had finished eating the sandwich Deputy Cantwell taunted him, and took out his cell phone on which he displayed a photo of another inmate in the jail with his penis on the bologna sandwhich,”
Lawmakers Target Elderly Porn
“Pervs preying on the elderly or disabled could soon face harsh new penalties under a first-of-its-kind proposed law that would punish sicko peddlers of geriatric and handicapped porn the same as child pornographers.”
Australian Pimp Paid Teen Prostitute With Chicken Nuggets
Thanks Petey
“Smoking Smarties” Has Parents Fuming
Candy Hits
Woman has sex with pine cone, needs surgery to remove it
Mexican Drug Lord Officially Thanks American Lawmakers for Keeping Drugs Illegal
Was Madonna Involved in a Videotaped Human Sacrifice?
Video Games Kill! Here’s Proof…
‘Healthy’ man, 25, collapses and dies playing Wii Fit game
Drunk ShamWow Guy Smacks Up A Hoe
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl
“EX-Masturbator” Shirt from Passion for Christ Movement
“Yeah we said it‚Ķ.Nobody talks about it, but most people have done it or are still doing it. It’s seems to be a rite of passage for both girls and guys into the world of sex. Some say masturbation is not a sin, some say that it is. But is it really okay in the eyes of God?”
Swiss banks ban top executive travel
“Switzerland‚Äôs private banks have started to ban their top executives from travelling abroad, even to neighbouring France and Germany, because of fears they will be detained as part of a global crackdown on bank secrecy.”
Female teacher on trial after she was caught performing oral sex on a male student in her classroom claims that it was the fault of medication she was taking
“Were you ever on your knees in front of the victim?”
Cape-wearing man arrested after reportedly robbing adult store
Porn Censors Target Nude Renaissance Art
Sarasota man arrested for 71st time
Toss My Salad, Snoopy!
“Douchebags” Lawsuit Dismissed
Orange Guidos with lawyers
Now Home Office drugs adviser wants to downgrade LSD from A to B
England
Police raid home of Fox News employee, charge him with possession of child porn
Calvin and Hobbes strip from 15 years ago describes the current economic climate
The Luckiest or Unluckiest Man in the World? Tsutomu Yamaguchi, double A-bomb victim
Survivor of both Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Spanish police seize 42-piece dinner set… made entirely of cocaine!
Victorian Flea Circuses: A Lost Art Form
Movie Trivia: The Goonies
Wunderland Hamburg: the largest model railway in the world
Google Street View forced to remove images
Could Cow Urine Cola Make a Splash?
“In a country where cows are sacred, drinking their urine is close to godliness.”
KFC’s proposal: First pot pies, now potholes
KFC wants to help patch the nation’s potholes, then brand them.
Romania weighs decriminalizing consensual incest
A Step Forward
Flammable Water Due To Natural Gas Leak In Colorado Home
The Economics of Star Trek
In the Star Trek universe, there is no money.
Crackle
Another Streamin’ Movie Site
Hollywood’s Scariest Haunted Houses
Malaysian minister defends caning of prisoners as gruesome video appears on internet
Ass-Tastic!
Jersey girl, 14, arrested after posting nude pics
TRENTON, N.J. – A 14-year-old New Jersey girl has been accused of child pornography after posting nearly 30 explicit nude pictures of herself on MySpace.com — charges that could force her to register as a sex offender if convicted.
Flickr: billoney’s Photostream
Freedom For Kidnapped 3M Boss
“Workers at a factory in the French town of Pithiviers have finally released Luc Rousselet, a French manager for American firm 3M who was held in his office for more than a day after being locked in by employees who were angry about layoffs.”
Ethiopia hit by Coca-Cola drought
Thanks Rafael Lett
BURTON INTERVIEW. METALLICA.
RIP
Blossom Dearie’s “Conjunction Junction” Romance?
Did the woman who sang “Unpack Your Adjectives” ever get together with the guy who sang “I’m Just a Bill”?
60-foot penis painted on roof
Thanks Espo
Inside the mind of Azel
Tameil – Shotgun Buck (Duck Hunt Edit)
Children of cousins ‘have greater risk of catching infectious disease’
Farting Student Kicked Off School Bus
‘Star Wars’ Laser Kills Mosquitoes
Old-ass Charles Manson
Albino Tiger Head Found In Car
$400 Dog Shit
Blood-curdling sausage recipe by air force chefs
“TWO German air force sergeants are facing courts martial after drawing their own blood to make traditional sausage.”
The Obama Administration, Your Information, and You
“The Obama administration, while progressive in some areas, still appears to be on the same page as the Bush administration regarding warrentless surveillance.”
The Obama Deception
“The Obama Deception is a hard-hitting film that completely destroys the myth that Barack Obama is working for the best interests of the American people.”
Deathbed Boo-Boo
” A man who thought he was going to die confessed last week to a decades-old slaying. James Brewer, 58, didn‚Äôt die. Instead, he found himself Monday in a Tennessee courtroom facing a murder charge.
Wack is Back! Increased Use of PCP Worries Authorities in D.C
“As PCP Use Rebounds Among Suspects, D.C. Authorities Worry About Violent Incidents” Thanks ESPO
Grease Art
55 year old lady trying to win a booty shaking contest
Sewing machine signed by Metallica
& The Illuminati (1 of 4)
Virginity rates among students by major
Electronic Road Signs: Newest Hacked Road Sign Warns Of New York’s Imminent Demise
Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
Police seize 1,200 pounds of pot in spinach cans
Colonel Sanders pulled from river after 24 years
Woman shot by arrow on NYC street, is recovering
German Fried Chicken: Tender, Juicy Obama Fingers Hit the Shelves
“A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product.”
Go-go dancer duped with fake $100 bills
Horse bites off Indonesian man’s testicle, spits it out
Pirates of Somalia – The Big Picture
Cocaine found in store’s peppers
Queens!
Penile Extenders Actually Might Work, Doctors Say
U.S. teens were hit men for Mexican cartel
“Both teenagers received six-month military-style training on a Mexican ranch. Investigators say Cardona and Reta were paid $500 a week each as a retainer, to sit and wait for the call to kill. Then they were paid up to $50,000 and 2 kilos of cocaine for carrying out a hit.”
Police put purported pothead in pokey, pinched placing potted pot on porch perch
VA$HTIE » party pics: 3/12 THE RECESSION SPECIAL Рloft party for A-RON THE DON’S BORNDAY!
Recession Special!
More Party Photos
Can We unClick Google?
“A challenge to activists of the twenty-first century: how can we effectively fight back against Google‚Äôs violation of our online privacy? ”
Militant Obama youth march to ‘Alpha, Omega’ chant
PLEASE DON’T RIOT…IT’S JUST WHAT ‘THEY’ WANT
“Be very, very aware of anyone who starts rioting, or encourages others to do so, amid peaceful demonstrations. Who are they and why are they doing this when it is handing all the aces to the system to impose a Police State? They are either stupid or agents of that State.”
Grass-Mud Horse
‘A Dirty Pun Tweaks China‚Äôs Online Censors ‘
Gucci Mane To Be Released From Jail This Weekend
Thanks J.Scott
Woman finds hungry calico cat hiding in $27 couch
ARTIST NOW IN ROGUE GALLERY
“A top Japanese pop artist in town for a big gallery opening was busted the night before his show when cops spotted him drawing a smiley face on the wall of an East Side subway station after a boozy night out, officials said yesterday.” Thanks Espo.
Kids mistakenly drink wiper fluid at Ark. day care
Thanks EMone
The Fat Jew’s Oscar party on E! Daily 10
Team Facelift: spreadin’ the weirdness like guac.
The Virgins on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Wed, Mar 11 2009
Who styled Donald?!
Police Bust Alleged Gang-Promoting Radio Station
Know Your Meme: Boxxy
Rare Pink Dolphin Photo Gallery
Mo’ Albino Dolphin!
Otaku Power – Trivia/Desire/Transformation
‘Radioactive’ sex offender on the run
Eatin’?
It’s Not Easy Being Green – Kermit The Frog Corpse Fashion
How many dead frogs does it take to make you look fly?
Wigger Mackin’ with Stuffed Animal Tigers
Report: Diebold Voting System Has ‘Delete’ Button for Erasing Audit Logs
Obama & Biden chipped or wearing tracking devices?
CIA destroyed 92 interrogation tapes
Advocates applaud AG Holder on marijuana policy
“Medical marijuana advocates applauded Friday after the Obama administration signaled it will halt federal raids on dispensaries, easing a long-standing rift between California and federal law. ”
The slow death of handwriting
How Much Of Our Debt Comes From Drug Money?
War on drug cartels: Mexico under siege
A New Civil War?
U.S. Energy Department Cannot Account for Nuclear Materials at 15 Locations
UPDATE: FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN UNITED STATES!
Water Supply Will Stay Poisoned With Gender-Bending Chemicals Due To “Carbon Footprint” Of Filtering Systems
Ancient Language of Universal Symbols Discovered
Legalize marijuana
“A new plan to legalize marijuana in California would create a $1 billion tokin’ tax and thousands of green jobs. Now that’s a stimulus plan!”
Fertility Institute Offers Designer Children
SMOKING GUN PROOF THAT ILLUMINATI PLANNED TERRIBLE EVENTS MANY YEARS AGO TO BRING DOWN OUR CULTURE: Part 2
‘Vampire’ discovered in mass grave
Cost of locking up Americans too high
“One in every 31 U.S. adults is in the corrections system”
‘This is off-the-charts weird’
“He often brought drugs or alcohol to work and sometimes had sex with women. At least three of those women were dead”
Stimulus Logo: Branding the U.S. Recovery
Investigation Continues Into KFC Prank Call
“And then they were told by this person on the phone to go outside and disrobe and actually urinate on one another to decontaminate each other,”
Filmmaker plans Eyeborg eye-socket camera
In Drug-Leery Japan, Arrests for Marijuana Are on the Rise
Utah is No. 1 – for online pornography consumption
Pink dolphin appears in US lake
Albino Dolphin!
Africa: Genitals removed while men are alive
“Young men are attacked and their genitals cut off while they are still alive; children’s throats are slit and their organs removed; and border-crossers are caught with bags containing human heads and sexual organs.”
Former Guantanamo detainee tells of ‘medieval’ torture
“…he lived in constant darkness and “came close to insanity” after being forced to listen to the same album by rapper Eminem at top volume for a solid month.”
David Lynch on Product Placement
advert
Thanks Vinnie
Guitar Store Shaped Like Giant Amp
The science of selling out
“Iggy Pop’s endorsement of car insurance has prompted accusations of selling out. But does anyone really care any more?”
Turning pregnant bumps into art
Thanks David Canning
Kitten in Bong!
Thanks EMone
Spain arrests ‘cocaine cast’ man
“A Chilean man with a broken leg was arrested at Barcelona airport after his “cast” was found to be made of cocaine not plaster, Spanish police say.” Thanks Espo!
The 20 Most Terrifying Pictures of Ronald McDonald Ever
Water Balloon Poppin’!
Ectoplasmic Acoustics
‘Hipstavore’
LEGO has the Coolest business card ever
$28 Million Chair
typografie: Freshfonts | AUTOBAHN grafisch ontwerp
Obama Gay Scandal!
Fisherman found my lost phone in the belly of a 25lb cod …and it still works after a week in a fish
bombombombomwooooo
Failure sound from The Price Is Right
Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Back Together
YAY!
90-year-old in 8mph mobility scooter takes wrong turn and ends up on highway
Meet the Republican Rapper
Kanye Gay BeeJay
Facebook – Snitchin’ On Yerself
A teenager was fired for commenting on Facebook at work about how she was bored at work.
And The Award For Creepiest Guitar Goes To…
Teenar: The Sexy Girl Guitar
Bat Boy: One ugly cat
Stephen Powers from Overbrook Video Choices ¬´ Duffed Out Industries
Graff Girl – DJ Lady Tribe
Sun your Buns, or should I say Challah?
NYC Official: Ban Japanese ‘Rape’ Video Game
‘Rapelay’
Boston Graffiti Wars
Thanks Mariondream81!
aNYthing is back! screensaver
Thanks Bjernie!
Rihanna — The Face of a Battered Woman
Anyone else see her horns?
Clan at Roy Rodgers – RZA in New York 1992
Original Human TETRIS Performance
A Theme on Glass Bottles
Giant Six Pound Rat Caught in China
Come to Chinatown, there’s bigger!
Obama Sushi
Shit happens
Lily Allen Gets Fingered
Man ‘waged urine-spray campaign’
A man sprayed a mixture of urine and faeces in two supermarkets, a pub and a bookshop in Gloucestershire
Former nun tells of sex and suffering inside Indian convent
Nunsploitation!
Facebook Yields to User Outrage: Reverts to Old TOS
The Third Eye Video Camera
The Cyber Eye is finally here! Needs a red glow, though.
Guys Cabinet Door Sounds Exactly like Chewbacca!
Touch and Go Records to Stop Releasing New Music, Shut Down Distribution
The Nine Weirdest PSAs Ever Made (VIDEO)
Vicodin Earrings
Freak Bike Accident – View With Caution
Thanks Googs!
Toothy raccoon bit off man’s penis
Thanks Ramon!
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The Glob – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Hagen and Don Rickles
Thanks Bjarni Einarsson
A Sociologist’s Look at Graffiti
ESPOoooooooooooo!
My Body (Tuts My Barreh) / Karaoke Fail (English subtitles)
Thanks EMone MTV
The Drought – Rappers ‘n Recession
Thanks Billoney!
PAINT MISBEHAVIN’ AS VANDALS HIT CENTRAL PARK
Proof Weave Womans’s Weave Stops Bullet Saves Her Life In Kansas!
Dynamic Breakers “ANTI GRAFFITTI Commercial”
“Graffiti Tagger” Falls To His Death On The 826 (MIAMI)
U.S. judges accused of jailing kids for cash
Hitler had shocking table manners, gorged on cake and suffered flatulence, reveals never-before-seen profile
Salt Lake woman with world’s longest fingernails, loses nails in crash
You’ve been knickered, son
A THIEF has been caught with more than 1,600 items of women’s lingerie hidden in the home he shared with his parents.
Geronimo’s Heirs Sue Secret Yale Society Over His Skull
“Ark’eting” the Aaron Bondaroff and Semen Sperms Video Interview
Record Envelope – the little library of factory sleeves
A collection of generic record company 45 sleeves
S E M E N C L A W
W T F
The Bacon Explosion – Take Bacon. Add Sausage. Blog.
Mmmmm…Swine!
The Racial Slur Database
Shoe-throwing Sculpture Removed
Thanks Petey!
Heavy Metal Laundry Tips
The Magic (Indoor) Tree House
French fighter planes grounded by computer virus
NYPD cops in crackdown on graffiti punks
Do-It-Yourself Vagina
Ars Erotica: The Erotic Art Museum
I’ve got the world’s biggest boobs
38KKK breasts!
Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans
Pictured: The cow that was zapped by lightning – and survived
Surgeons remove donated kidney through vagina
Man caught with pigeons in his trousers
‘Mom cooks me like a turkey in the oven’
The Beatles – Made Outta Wool!
2009 Northwest Arkansas Ice Storm Pictures
A Teddy Bear for Your Hipster Lifestyle
Cornify – Unicorns & Rainbows On-Demand
The Cramps – Newsletter / FanZine – 1 – 7 (PDF’s)
US Army Has Highest Suicide Rate Since Vietnam War
Ecstasy ‘no more dangerous than horse riding’
China Earthquake A Dam-Induced Disaster?
Kellogg’s Wimps Out Over Phelps’s Bong Hit: What Century Are They Living in?
York City property owner has message for crack dealers
“Deer Crack Dealer,” the message stated. “You kin sell crack on this block and the York City Police will not stop you. They fear you. Crack Rules.”
Shepard Fairey Dodges Criticism at ICA: Street Artists and Copyright Advocates Demand Answers
Shepard Fairey: OBEY my lawyers
Dumb Lip Tattoos
Shepard Fairey, artist of Obama ‘Hope’ poster arrested
Little Island
Get a lil’ robot copy of yerself!
Toddler
Squid cake
Lucky in Love ‘The Price Is Right’ Hand Embroidery
What’s that Smell? Maple Syrup Mystery Solved
Best Tattoo EVER
Val Kilmer mulls run for N.M. governor
Owner’s sign tells ‘crack dealers’ to sell here
World’s youngest sex-change operation
Pranks involving electronic road signs stir worry
Zombies Ahead!
Teen accused of using Facebook for sexual blackmail
One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm
Video: Hacker war drives San Francisco cloning RFID passports
Flooded Mcdonald’s
Men smell of cheese; women smell of onion
Cash4Gold Will Offer One-Third of the Actual Value for your Gold
Raids net alleged members of tagger crew that hit L.A., Las Vegas
Top Ten Female Streakers
Little Boy Is on Drugs [VIDEO]
The Fix Is In – Trading Cards
Bart Simpson is a Scientologist
Google Maps Car Hits a Deer, Records Entire Ordeal on Google Maps
Man ‘finds US troop data’ on Used MP3 Player
Drug Money Saving Banks
The United Nations’ crime and drug watchdog has indications that money made in illicit drug trade has been used to keep banks afloat in the global financial crisis
Giant Ant Colony is a World Wonder
Blowfish testicles sicken 7 in Japan
Iron Maiden Eddie as Sponge Bob
Brit Jew marries dolphin
Rectal Foreign Bodies
HIVE OF AFGHAN ADDICTS
GRAND PUBA/BRAND NUBIANS: THE REMIXES
Smart Bombs and War Porn Hit YouTube
Israel Defense Forces use YouTube for propaganda
Hail King Obama: President for life
The ‘Chemtrail’ Hoax – According to the U.S. Air Force
Chemtrails in the Sky Are Evidence of Nefarious Activities for Broad-Based Conspiracy Theorists
Fresh Prince Theme: Gangsta Version
Thanks Naw!
Cops Talk Funny: Operations & Tactics at Officer.com
Pimp My Altar
Bernie Madoff’s Palm Beach House Gets Toilet Papered
Is there really such a thing as … placenta stew?
Placenta Recipes
“Each placenta weighs approximately 1/6 of the baby’s weight. Cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes”
Soviet Propaganda Against USA (posters)
Downi Creations – The only collectible quality dolls with realistic Down syndrome features
“Meet our growing family of Down Syndrome Originals¬©”
Downs Syndrome Dolls Again
Black Devil Doll – Movie
Bunnies Meltin’!
Stereo Titties
Bevis’ Sis
Philly Malnourished Horses Removed From Crumbling Makeshift Stables
Sorry I blew yer spot up, dudes, but treat yer horses right! Thanks Tim Artz.
Man died in network of tunnels he made through house of rubbish
Thnx Heather!
Crack Whore Confessions Theme Song
Snow Prints
For Two – The second ever computer game
1958 oscilloscope game!
eBay – A History of Unusual Items
Sneeze Porn!
Gesundheit!
10 Porn Stars Who Twitter
The awfulness of Billy Joel, explained.
Chippendiddys
Euro Boy Strippers…WTF?!
Birth Movie Trailer
LSD: The Dream Emulator
1998 Sony Playstation game released only in Japan
TurbanMan
Homemade Girl Scout Cookie recipes
Skateboarding in Afghanistan Provides a Diversion From Desolation
Thanks Googs
A list of different paraphilias and sexual fetishes
Comic Book Urban Legends Revealed
CFNM
Walk-By Bukkake
NSFW
1954 Senate Interim Report – Comic Books and Juvenile Delinquency
Home of the Slug Love
Hardcore Banana Slug Sex!
Boy, 14, dupes police, patrols Chicago for 5 hours
A 14-year-old aspiring police officer donned a uniform, walked into a Chicago police station and managed to get an assignment — patroling in a squad car for five hours before he was detected, police said Sunday.
Make your own lock picks – Part 1
What A Nigerian Facebook Scam Looks Like
Pope warns against too much Facebook
3D porn to revolutionise industry
Gold tooth missing after crutch attack
Abandoned Mike Tyson mansion in Ohio
The Shur Shot
Douche/enema nozzle that connects to yer shower
Vintage French Fucking Machines
Body Builder vs. Rubik’s Cube
Banking with Beanies
Finding parallels to the current financial meltdown in previous bubbles, from Holland’s Tulipomania to the Beanie Baby bubble
Disney Rejection Letter, 1938
Bolivia – The Train Graveyard
Wood Furniture, Wood House, Everything Wood
It’s all wood.
The Cave House
$1,950,000
Weird Deformed Animals
Signs of the Endtimes
Chick Cartoon Tracts
Latest Trend: Myspace Address Tattoos!
Police seize ‘Obama’ brand heroin
“The Smoking Gun Web site, which headlined the story “The Audacity of Dope,” pointed out that drug dealers are fond of brands and frequently misappropriate names for them. Over the years, police have seized bin Laden heroin, Harry Potter Ecstasy and even cocaine branded as Teletubbies, a TV show aimed at toddlers.”
Inside Programmable Road Signs
Web Browsers | EFF Surveillance Self-Defense Project
Government Computer News Pans Printer Dots
For those of you who don’t know, modern printers print a secret tracking code on all yer printouts.
Banker Gives Spankings to 50 Customers
Top 6 Bizarre Body Modifications and Plastic Surgeries
Guards plead not guilty in ‘nightmare’ Rikers beatings
“Three correction officers created a sadistic secret society on a Rikers Island cellblock, ordering prisoners to extort and beat other inmates, prosecutors charged Thursday.”
Kate Moss gets £30,000 Andre graffiti from boyfriend rocker Jamie Hince
AGUA – Work On Paper, Wreck Center, Endorsements
How the Computer gets the answer…
Installation – Doubles
World Superhero Registry
REAL Heroes
Diapers
Nerd – Wikipedia
The first documented appearance of the word “nerd” is as the name of a creature in Dr. Seuss’s book If I Ran the Zoo (1950)
Little Blue Pills Among the Ways CIA Wins Friends in Afghanistan
Payment Processor Breach May Be Largest Ever
A data breach last year at Princeton, N.J., payment processor Heartland Payment Systems may have compromised tens of millions of credit and debit card transactions, the company said today.
30-pound marijuana brick delivered to wrong address by UPS
Abandoned Amusement Parks in Asia
List of defunct amusement parks
Artificial Virginity Hymen
best response ever on People’s Court
Henchman’s Helper
Kenny Rogers  lookalike
Sprite Stitch – A video game inspired cross stitch weblog
Mike Tysons Punch-Out Scarf – DIY
Awesome!
Miss World finalist has hands and feet amputated
Skitch Hitchcock and Salt Creek Beach Crew Old School Skateboarding
“That Dogtown stuff is all well and good, but skitch Hitchcock and friends know that OC‚Äôs own Salt Creek Beach crew has left its own mark on the skateboarding world”
Why Nuclear Weapons Are (Still) Bad for the Planet
True Art Crime Heist: Case of the Stolen Rembrandt
Knitters turn to graffiti artists with ‘yarnbombing’
Graffiti artists have added a new tool their traditional aerosol cans – knitting needles and a ball of wool.
Dad’s grow-op busted after baby dials 9-1-1
Sex offender wins $500,000 Alaska lottery
An Alaska lottery held to raise money for a group that helps sexual abuse victims had a surprise winner: a convicted sex offender.
Adolf Hitler, Sisters Taken from Parents’ Home
The Gangster Archives
Mostly graffiti related stuff from the very early Teen Angel’s magazines, with other items of interest thrown in.
Third Eye Camera Skull Pinhole Camera Art
The Don Martin Dictionary
“FAGROOOSH SHUSSHH SHPISHLE FROOM” – A Seashell
7 Things I Learned Working on a Pot Farm
Why is Marijuana Illegal?
Google Trends Subversion: ‚úà ‚ñå‚ñå
Velvet Underground – 1969 press kit
Gaza Rockets – Cookin’ Show
How to Be a Skater Girl
Remember in the old days when you hadda figure things out for yerself, not just Google ’em?!
Amature Obama Portraits
Leadbelly Morph Video
I live out my sexual fantasy as an online escort
Whorin’ in Second Life
What’s Inside Obama’s iPod?
Growing Up Star Wars: 1977-1985 Pool
Flikr photoset of how Star Wars influenced/damaged many young lives.
Top 11 compounds in US drinking water
The latest thing to get scared shitless about.
How America Lost the War on Drugs
Chicken McNugget, Step One [PIC]
Mmmmm…soft serve mechanically separated chicken. Thanks Krissy.
Islamic militants ridicule death of Bush cat
Cars: Inside the Rocket-Proof Obamamobile
Casu marzu – Delicious Maggot Cheese!
Zimbabwe introduces $50 billion note
A Billi A Billi A Billi
Top 5 Most Disturbing Breastfeeding Videos of All-Time
Smokin’ Presidents
US veterans sue CIA for alleged drug and mind control experiments
“Rochelle said he was given just one breath of a chemical in aerosol form that kept him drugged for two and a half days, struggling with visions. He said he saw animals coming out of the walls and his freckles moving like bugs under his skin. At one point, he tried to cut the freckles out with a razor.”
Mutant NYC Bed Bugs Impervious to Toxic Attack
Will inauguration have enough port-a-potties?
“This is the largest temporary restroom event in the history of the United States,” he said.
Punk And The Swastika
Рバカロボ キントレーZ
This shit is weird!
Vintage Smoke Helmets / Gas Masks
Wild lookin’!
Skateboard Truck Table
A Gallery of Medical Marijuana – Slideshows – CNBC
BLACK FLAG My War test press LP w/ Raymond Pettibon art – eBay
I’ve only got it with the poster and press kit.
What’s It Going to Take to Lock Up Drug Company Execs?
A recent article in the New England Journal of Medicine reveals the shocking extent of how corrupt drug companies are.
Delusional Downtown Divas
Flintstones Bedrock City of Custer, SD
Cut-Rate Flintstones Theme Park
US porn industry seeks multi-billion dollar bailout
Porn baron Larry Flynt is seeking a $5 billion bailout from Washington to rejuvenate the industry, which he says is suffering because of the economic downturn.
The Art of the Prank : David Cerny: Detente Czech Style
Art Pranks, Culture Jamming and Reality Hacking, Pranksters
Adobe home found under Marin hippie commune
There were two renowned drug busts in 1969. In one of them, narcotics agents demanded to know who owned all the pot they found. McCoy responded famously, “It belongs to God. I just smoke it.”
Version of Amerikkka
Blowjob X-Ray’s
Goes Vegan
Thanks Petey
Andre Thomas, Texas Death Row Inmate, Pulls Out Eye, Eats it
On death row for killin’ his wife ‘n daughter ‘n rippin’ their hearts out. “Thomas told police how he put his victims’ hearts in his pocket and left their apartment, took them home, put them in a plastic bag and threw them in the trash.”
‘I tripped and fell … honest’
SHOCKED surgeons were forced to use their imagination after operating on woman with a huge can of hairspray stuck in her bum.
Elderly Woman’s Shoes Grow Into Her Feet
Is this new bio-tech?
Man Covered In Feces Attacks Flight Attendant
Thanks Ramon!

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