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Craze Daze

How to fill Juul pods with THC oil
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Liverwort could prove to be more medically effective than cannabis, research suggests
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Weed is for SQUARES now!
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Some Rivers Are So Drug-Polluted, Their Eels Get High on Cocaine
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Fela Kuti’s son: “The spirit of Olufela Anikulapo Kuti isn’t anywhere near Kanye West” https://t.co/YxZwhPVmEd

You Are Jeff Bezos
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4Chan Trolls Mock ‘False Flag’ Bomb Scare By Making Parody ‘Bombs’ Of Their Own https://t.co/VMY6hLFMYq

The military’s obsession with energy drinks is contributing to PTSD, study finds
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Who owns the moon? A space lawyer answers
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‘Very Real Public Health Threat’: Hip-Hop Music Videos
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FLASH!
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Jesse Jackson ’88 tees are hot in Asia
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Watch how to open this hotel safe in seconds
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Here’s why that girl drank her dog’s piss
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Baby Killed by KISS
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Body of murdered teenager displayed at funeral sitting upright playing video games https://t.co/62YRSqEYHL

Crows Sometimes Have Sex With Their Dead
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DUI by ‘huffing’? Delray crash case spotlights potency of inhalants
https://t.co/xNJ91OGUua

‘Do Not Track’ Privacy Tool Doesn’t Do Anything
https://t.co/i6mCxkWZnV

Jada Pinkett Smith Says Her Vagina “Is Like A 16-Year-Old”
https://t.co/kYXQvIgPb6

Grim Dymaxion Future
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One Hour of 80’s Video Game Commercials
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Netflix accused of deceiving black users with ‘manipulative’ personalised artwork https://t.co/wNxOyfqUU2

Parents face $132,000 claim after kid knocks over sculpture
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Forget 21 Savage, it’s CB Savage!
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Giant inflatable colon stolen
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Massive Drug Spoon Sculpture Dropped At Purdue Pharma HQ
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The Frightening Link Between Beef Jerky and Bipolar Mania https://t.co/h3aS8jCK9H

These Mushroom Clouds Are Made From Actual Mushrooms
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Chinese Lipstick Whale 💄🐳
Reminds me of Wet Goddess
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Sex robot joins TINDER: Real-life cyborg Harmony racks up DOZENS of swipe rights
https://t.co/8WlAoQtbFi

‘Liquid gold’: students make world’s first brick out of human urine
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Urine crystal bling https://t.co/ScvcLGNjEB

The History Behind the Graffiti of War
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UK tourist caught for doing graffiti on 800-year-old Thai fortress
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Fitness tracker cheating is big business in China
https://t.co/rEBhqsceZs

Punk mystery solved: the face in the Discharge logo is Mark Stewart of the Pop Group
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The cashless society is a con – and big finance is behind it
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Man sprinkles cocaine over Nashville police officer’s head ‘to destroy the evidence’
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Brilliant billboard modification protesting ICE’s treatment of migrant children
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Texas high-school students can’t graduate without watching a video on not triggering snowflake cops
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Only Wapner Can Judge Me

 

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Black Flag Live @ Ukrainian Hall Hollywood Los Angeles CA, 12/10/82


Setlist: 1) What Can You Believe 2) Slip It In 3) My War 4) I’ve Heard It Before 5) Depression 6) Modern Man 7) Nervous Breakdown 8) I’ve Had It 9) Beat My Head Against The Wall 10) Scream 11) I Love You 12) No Values 13) Jealous Again 14) Nothing Left Inside 15) Six Pack 16) My Rules 17) Fix Me 18) Police Story 19) Revenge 20) Thirsty And Miserable 21) Can’t Decide 22) Wasted 23) Louie Louie 24) Damaged I 25) No More 26) Black Coffee 27) Rise Above 28) TV Party

File under Black Flag, Blast From The Past, Music, SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG

Fuck War ✌✌🏻✌🏼✌🏽✌🏾✌🏿

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Is the world gonna end because of some dude’s penile inadequacy?!

These psychedelic stickers blow AI minds
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Take it from the insiders: Silicon Valley is eating your soul
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Stop the tech madness!
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Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to squirt coffee up your asshole using this $135 glass jar https://t.co/6Fiu5y0Gr6

On Stage at Show World – The Photographs of Vivienne Maricevic https://t.co/XsqhYnxP2B

Is Pop Music Becoming Louder, Simpler and More Repetitive? https://t.co/Uti4ko8PTz

Rapper ‘dying’ for his music gets Anne Frank face tattoo
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Self-destructing thumb drives with smoke loads, glowing elements, tiny explosives https://t.co/PYDEMfAxOE

HBO, Starz, and other streaming services are cutting off parts of shots to change a film’s aspect ratio
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How Hollywood’s Conservative “Street Artists” Troll the Industry https://t.co/tY7x4VfRkH

New Yorkers Can Now Stream Over 30,000 Films for Free with Their Library Cards https://t.co/FcSwMW0BWo

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This is the only superhero film I’d ever wanna watch 💉

Dungeons & Dragons: Satanic Panic | Retro Report
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Doctor man with the world’s longest todger is cheating because he stretches his foreskin
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Cab Calloway’s “Hepster Dictionary,” a 1939 Glossary of the Lingo (the “Jive”) of the Harlem Renaissance
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Jeopardy Deducts Prize for Saying ‘Gangster’ Not ‘Gangsta’ to Prove They Are Gs https://t.co/nX4dvnS0nT

Indie Bookstores Tell Us About Their Most Stolen Books #Bukowski
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Awesome 80’s Teen Bedrooms
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Interview with a serial SWATer https://t.co/s8fkTgsIJA

The DHS has illegally stuffed America’s airports full of $1B worth shitty, malfing facial-recognition tech https://t.co/rIN2p2irms

North Korea Designed A Nuke. So Did This Truck Driver
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Subway has hit its peak and is now going the way of Blockbuster
Mystery meat, mushy and rotten vegetables
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Rudy Ray Moore, Mark Mothersbaugh, Timothy Leary, Steve Albini, David Yow in ‘Duelin’ Firemen’ https://t.co/FR4Jb9cyds

Shoplifters of the world unite!
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Police Shoot & Kill Unarmed Man In ‘Swatting’, Blame Call of Duty Gamers Instead of Trigger Happy Militarized Cops
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Lindsay Lohan, Grand Theft Auto V, the First Amendment, and the Right of Publicity https://t.co/zUNO39p51q

A prostitute gives birth and is back on the streets just 30 MINUTES later
Do you get a ‘throwing a hot dog down a hallway’ discount?… https://t.co/BcbZYqtCVz

The New Face of Meth

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Cartoon villains often speak in foreign accents, sending a dangerous message to kids about diversity
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Ayahuasca: A Skeptic’s Notes
(or The Shortcut to Eternity Leads Through Hell) https://t.co/jwKpV86Ek0

Dr. Phil Staff accused of feeding vulnerable addicts drugs & alcohol
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Video: CNN Reporter Holds Joints, Lights Bong for Pot Smoker on Live New Year’s Eve Broadcast https://t.co/rJsjrHxiRh

Piece of Shit Jeff Sessions Rescinds Policies That Have Allowed States To Legalize Pot
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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
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‘I don’t drink’ – Steve Bannon 😂😂😂

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Are you Robosexual or Robophobic?

‘Estrous females will mate with 4 to 16 males.’
American Red Squirrel

 

 

Fuck, this SUCKS! Usta see this dude all the time at the Sunset Coffee Bean #RIPWeHoJESUS

Kevin Short, West Hollywood Jesus

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Vampire Billionaires

 

⬤ VALIE EXPORT. Action Pants: Genital Panic. 1969
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⬤ $1,000 Bagel Is Back in New York City! 💸 https://t.co/Ott14bTW1s

⬤ Vampire Billionaires 😈💉
The Secretive Family Making Billions From the Opioid Crisis https://t.co/9momwJE2lM

⬤ E-cigs are being adapted to smoke heroin, crack cocaine and ecstasy to make detection harder https://t.co/R0YzKIaHSs

⬤ How to Win a War on Drugs https://t.co/lIXZUGd5Ks

⬤ People Are Dying Because of Ignorance, not Because of Opioids https://t.co/gDNjdtjOvF

⬤ ‘Of course it’s loaded you stupid shit’
Final words of GHB user who was fatally shot during drug-fuelled 3some https://t.co/DAchsxMHVB

⬤ RIP Mr. Lahey from Trailer Park Boys

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Equifax Deserves the Corporate Death Penalty https://t.co/c5QqC5dOEP

⬤ The opioid epidemic: How Congress and drug company lobbyists worked to neutralize the DEA https://t.co/oc9XSYb7FL

⬤ Drink Up: High Lead Levels Found in Two InfoWars Supplements https://t.co/NULFjqNnmb

⬤ Monster Marijuana Plants In Oregon
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⬤ Dumbass with ‘I love ketamine’ bumper sticker is pulled over… and busted for K https://t.co/U3XKAf7I4t

⬤ What happens when you take LSD & the visuals don’t stop?
Hallucinogen Persisting Perception Disorder
https://t.co/kIasgXjR8U

⬤ Meth-Laced 7Up Reportedly Found in Mexico https://t.co/3fZzWhzGfx

⬤ Synthetic Pot Laced With Formaldehyde Raises Concern In Dallas https://t.co/kq1VWiVJYX

⬤ Scientists grow human mini-brains in lab then dose them with psychedelic drugs https://t.co/5pcEvEEbkR

⬤ Only A Handful Of People In History Have Ever Overdosed On LSD. This Is What Happened To Them
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⬤ An anarchist takes on the drug industry — by teaching patients to make their own meds https://t.co/BsvIygTEqQ

⬤ Deep In the Heart Of The Congo, Pygmie Tribes Are Selling Weed To Survive
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⬤ Some consider the Sajama Lines to be the largest artwork in the world
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⬤ A Visual History Of Video Companies In The 80’s #VHS https://t.co/SKXzk3rM3I

⬤ Police Reportedly Claim a Brooklyn Teen Consented to Sex in Custody. That’s Impossible. https://t.co/X8YQytpjqy

⬤ ‘Dead Serious’ Pennsylvania GOP Mayoral Candidate Determined to Enact ‘Narco Bunnies’ Plan to Sniff Out Drugs https://t.co/yQpfI4pkmd

⬤ Someone Is Trying to Knock the Dark Web Drug Trade Offline https://t.co/tuBEzvcr5u

⬤ Murderer Of Children Can’t Be Cremated To “Witches’ Sabbath” portion of Hector Berlioz’s Symphonie Fantastique https://t.co/S7rs2mGMaK

⬤ How Hippies Put on the Worst Music Festival in History https://t.co/fDBgG9Yume

⬤ Eggs are the future
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⬤ Bigfoot Dildo https://t.co/E7fNbY75T7

⬤ Is Nirvana Punk? https://t.co/Vo5SX1OTAh

⬤ Is Nirvana punk? https://t.co/daJGVF8jYQ

⬤ Did Post Malone’s “Rockstar” Get To #1 By Gaming The Billboard System? https://t.co/kUHobuzEFe

⬤ Hustler Founder Larry Flynt Offers $10M for Info Leading to Trump’s Impeachment https://t.co/TFQHLCeVBr

⬤ Harmony Korine’s Newest Stoner Comedy “The Beach Bum” Will Have Weed Smell-O-Vision https://t.co/nJdFayKLpa

⬤ Warning of ‘ecological Armageddon’ after dramatic plunge in insect numbers https://t.co/MGVNCgQ7Il

⬤ Praying mantis watching TV
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⬤ Russian Artist (best known for nailing his scrotum to the ground on Moscow’s Red Square) Burns French Bank
https://t.co/V6I5v7J4NL

⬤ How Superstitions and Myths Affect Animal Conservation https://t.co/MWRRhOJTMk

⬤ The Tree That Owns Itself 🌲
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⬤ Take A Peek Inside The Transient, Beautiful Lives Of Emerald Triangle Trimmers (Photos) #Trimmigrants https://t.co/FKCtW61jna

Pot farmer’s dreams go up in smoke during California wildfires 🔥🍁🔥 https://t.co/kmcLxRXxu7

Are Mexican Cartels Behind California’s Wildfires? https://t.co/BAxnqtuaxL

⬤ Fire, Brimstone, and Dioxin: Toxic Smoke from Wine Country Wildfires Threatens Cannabis Crop and Public Health https://t.co/EyN4KWeang

⬤ Suspects’ phones led Northwest investigators to carcasses in one of the biggest poaching cases they’ve ever seen https://t.co/H1WJ3qKKjA

⬤ Police warn 3 drugs could explode onto local streets
https://t.co/krwgaf57UH

⬤ Philip K. Dick’s High Life – LSD & Speed
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⬤ Magic mushrooms may ‘reset’ the brains of depressed patients https://t.co/3vohILJzL3

⬤ Mobile Phone Companies Appear To Be Selling Your Location To Almost Anyone https://t.co/79UHiAyeYT

⬤ The new urban legend ‘White Van’?
Bizarre Drone Tries To Lure Kids Off School Playground In Ohio
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⬤ Scientists Can Read a Bird’s Brain and Predict Its Next Song https://t.co/Vz8f6gT5pL

⬤ Everything Is Fake: Top 40 Pieces Of Fakery In Our World
https://t.co/eiDHkAkWWo

⬤ Adolf Hitler’s underpants have been sold for $6,737 at an auction in the US
https://t.co/0f9bDjYdbN

⬤ The Bizarre Story of How Trump Won’t Stop Claiming a Fake Renoir Painting He Owns Is Real
https://t.co/0qwun1WaD8

⬤ Thief in a suitcase robs bus baggage in Paris https://t.co/inmb2IgpKX

⬤ War of the Worlds (1953) Pressbook
https://t.co/Q9GuPpVpfQ

⬤ Found: The Elaborate Coal Belt Buckles of First-Century Women Warriors https://t.co/Mm7skE6jXV

⬤ Biohacker Josiah Zayner is injecting himself with self-edited DNA at home https://t.co/TOYypD49wY

Los Angeles Eyebrows https://t.co/8irH0QYL5f

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Man behind infamous ‘alien autopsy’ video finally reveals the whole truth behind it
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⬤ Little Green Men from UFOs? POW WWII mural at Wright Patt a mystery https://t.co/NhAGBNuEC3

⬤ Controversial ‘Head Transplant’ Doctor Claims Success In Animal Experiments
https://t.co/DAo4YzKVZd

⬤ Tech bro founds a religious organization seeking “a Godhead based on Artificial Intelligence”
https://t.co/PxapteoMDh

⬤ Deep Purple’s “Smoke on Water” one of the first two songs to be encoded into the very fabric of life via DNA editing
https://t.co/cyWbgBtAKl

⬤ Even Pokémon Go used by extensive Russian-linked meddling effort
https://t.co/7zMsMJbDGS

⬤ How Facebook Outs Sex Workers https://t.co/MoFGGoaxoU

⬤ Can You be Hacked by the World Around You? https://t.co/qoZ7DyClav

⬤ For sale: (1) Chuck E. Cheese’s animatronic band
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⬤ Camping With John Waters and His Band of ‘Filthy Freaks’ https://t.co/0gW2fNJ36H

⬤ Weinstein: “just stand there and shut up” before reportedly ejaculating into a potted plant
https://t.co/Qj1Wk95aaS

⬤ Hollywood’s long ugly history with sexual harassment https://t.co/x95ptfNZdH

⬤ Pussycat Doll ‘I Wasn’t In a Girl Group, I Was in a Prostitution Ring’: Pop Super Star Exposes Hollywood Sex Slavery
https://t.co/zhyXAAkCdu

⬤ A man with a tattoo on his forehead that reads, “I’m a pornstar & I fuck teen sluts” Arrested On Groping Allegation
https://t.co/X6Wcns5ptU

⬤ Where ‘Hitler’ doesn’t mean anything
“Hitler: Reloaded” Clothing https://t.co/q0zwUgPrkC

⬤ The Lost Worlds of Wim Wenders’s Polaroids https://t.co/4h1v5oqkzi

⬤ Who vacations in war zones?https://t.co/gltE8nphgl

⬤ Every crate digger’s nightmare:
Record store has ‘Whipped Cream and Other Delights’ and nothing else
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⬤ Someone cosplayed the Javits Center at this year’s New York Comic-Con (which is held at the Javits Center)
https://t.co/GhAyhJTxbD

⬤ Driverless Cars Are Giving Engineers a Headache
Need power for 50 to 100 laptops continuously running in the trunk https://t.co/vg3LHMMzij

⬤ The Documentary, Beats, Rhymes and Justice: Hip Hop on Rikers Island https://t.co/aSqSnGVc8M

⬤ Haah, Superchunk cover Corrosion Of Conformity ‘Mad World’
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⬤ The Insane Story of How Pimp C Hated the “Big Pimpin” Beat, Refused to Travel for Video Shoot
https://t.co/aFxcbCgeWy

⬤ Preacher Destroys Eminem and Defends Trump
https://t.co/KHVq7ORbHa

⬤ Kodak Black Diamond Teeth Wont Stop Bleeding At Dentist Office
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⬤ Young Thug Starts MAKING OUT with Lil Uzi Vert’s New YSL Chain!
Nice Marilyn Manson piece, duuude.
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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on October 22, 2017

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America Is Number One Again!* *In mass shootings

America Is Number One Again!*

*In mass shootings

A Sick Country Filled With Guns https://t.co/VgDfUC5leP

Thoughts & Prayers: The Game https://t.co/oaQfzU0qvy

What is your favorite drug cocktail? https://t.co/GBAo8VhpgX

Gordon Ramsay: I’ve Been Asked to Dust Soufflés with Cocaine
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This is the video supposedly of Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerster snorting coke before a meeting https://t.co…

Brazil’s Latest Outbreak of Drug Gang Violence Highlights the Real Culprit: the War on Drugs https://t.co/6hU3V9ufrP

Man allegedly drugged on “Cloud 9” repeatedly headbutts a bus window https://t.co/9LWkciq1N9

“Worse Than Big Tobacco”: How Big Pharma Fuels the Opioid Epidemic https://t.co/JL5xvTlcMe

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Woman expecting yoga mat, gets 20,000 oxycodone pills, worth roughly $400,000, in mail instead https://t.co/pcB7PWa7h5

The accidental invention of the Illuminati conspiracy https://t.co/GsSd48QeuX

Ghostface Killah Is Starting a Cryptocurrency Company
Crypto Rules Everything Around Me https://t.co/XXqutYZ4IN

Swallow the Leader: Amusingly titled, tawdry gay pulp novels of the 50s & 60s https://t.co/Uhcs9ywuQc

Andy Votel: Gallic Magnetic and the Fractional Crystallization of Space Rock https://t.co/R4HKGan2Gf

Glenn Danzig’s hand-painted Misfits gloves can be yours—opening bid $10K https://t.co/yHdEBSNUoJ

You Can Now Replace Your Pet with a Tail-Wagging Robot Pillow https://t.co/nWyR6zWE3B

Shocking footage emerges of genetically altered mutant Hulk-like boars out of Cambodia https://t.co/tRNHfEPnjA

Amazon Alexa Gives Tells Little Boy to Look for Porn
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‘Our minds can be hijacked’: the tech insiders who fear a smartphone dystopia https://t.co/gOesAWNNKw

Leaked audio tape: Harvey Weinstein sexually abuses Ambra Gutierrez https://t.co/z41FRTFPhW

Joey Skaggs: The OG Fake News King #Pranks
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Tomb of Santa Claus Found in Turkey https://t.co/R92WLE35Yv

Watch a Top EPA Nominee Embarrass Himself With Feigned Ignorance of Basic Facts https://t.co/EBWmBUAoOD

The Grim Crime-Scene Dollhouses Made by the ‘Mother of Forensics’ https://t.co/QZzVKT8Uoe

Woman Injects Herself with 3.5 Million-Year-Old Bacteria to Stay Young https://t.co/sWhLMzuokE

To Build Central Park, Manhattan Destroyed a Community https://t.co/pp87gAdbgZ

Bold Eagles: Angry Birds Are Ripping $80,000 Drones Out of the Sky https://t.co/194VKXzqwR

Commit a crime? Your Fitbit, key fob or pacemaker could snitch on you https://t.co/WK9Eba7VnW

Google and Facebook Have Failed Us https://t.co/CGpt98YlSu

How AOL Instant Messenger Shaped the Sexuality of a Generation https://t.co/msI4qLuBks

Screwdriving. Locating and exploiting smart adult toys by hijacking easily discovered Bluetooth https://t.co/EtTRll3HUk

 

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Bozak White

 

What Is Marijuana Doing to Your Penis?
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Why Do We Fart More On Planes?
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💩 “Mad Pooper” Woman terrorizes Colorado Springs family
https://t.co/Iz2EG8kmEJ

The War on Porn Is Back
https://t.co/jtURqNj7kZ

Dozens of massive dildos mysteriously wash up on an Italian beach forcing lifeguards to ban kids from bathing https://t.co/REt9pDo2aM

Walk On In Darkness: Tom G Warrior of Celtic Frost’s 13 Favourite LPs: https://t.co/2kQaZxG2km

Artist Chemical X unveils £1m artwork featuring over 7,000 ecstasy pills
https://t.co/cFvjz5nE3K

Dear Apple, The iPhone X and Face ID are Orwellian and Creepy
Who the hell actually asked for Face ID?
https://t.co/tLORpFcOvQ

Juggalos marched on Washington, DC (pics)
https://t.co/wPtesKKavA

Anti-Trump Witch Compares Casting Hexes To Singing The National Anthem, Saluting The Flag https://t.co/yVbOd8oGIE

Cocaine snorting kit handed out by Spanish health authorities
Credit card telling users to ‘cut your line properly’
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The only thing Trump is doing to end the opioid crisis rewards the companies that started it
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Who wants to start a flying motorcycle gang?
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30 years ago, PCP seemed like the most threatening drug to America’s future https://t.co/N6i3cVz6hQ

That Time David Letterman Accidentally Smoked Animal Tranquilizer
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Report: Only 34.7% of Pills Marketed as MDMA Are Pure
https://t.co/mnlI8eP3n7

Vintage Photographs of Cafe Lehmitz and Its Customers in a Hamburg’s Red-Light District in the 1960s
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Mood Effects of Ketamine Linked to Circadian Timekeeping
https://t.co/aCLXuaqC26

High Waist Double Jeans
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Flush With Cash: Swiss Toilets Mysteriously Stuffed With Tens of Thousands Worth of 500-Euro Bills
https://t.co/0aPVOTtuBN

Depression is a physical illness which could be treated with anti-inflammatory drugs, scientists suggest
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Vomit on the red carpet at the Emmy Awards
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Is Cough Syrup Hallucinogenic? Medicine Influenced Man To Kill Wife, Toxicologist Says https://t.co/3clLAUwduY

1950s TV Show Featured a Character Named Trump Defrauding Simple Townsfolk with Promises About a Wall
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Nestlé makes billions bottling water it pays nearly nothing for
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Franklin Foer’s ‘World Without Mind’ argues that Silicon Valley will lead us to our doom https://t.co/0A9Hmr5ZD6

The iPhone X proves the Unabomber was right https://t.co/sGoRMFvQfd

Internet ‘having midlife crisis’, says Baroness Lane-Fox https://t.co/gk5xcciURT

FUCK @okcupid

Have you heard ‘Asahd Khaled DISS TRACK (prod. LIL FAIRY NIGGA)’ by LIL FAIRY NIGGA on #SoundCloud?

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Stinkin’ Linkin’

Golden retriever discovers $85,000 worth of black tar heroin in backyard https://t.co/XVxMYb5DPp

Are People Really Falling Ill from Touching Fentanyl? In Most Cases, Scientists Say No https://t.co/ZYrWTPQlkv

Naked prison inmates were filmed being forced to fight like hounds for zombie drug fix https://t.co/5rOZhXfnh7

Can Ants Become Addicted To Drugs? 💉🐜
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Nabisco’s X-rated toy scandal of 1971
‘The Victim’ https://t.co/IUiiDgNj8P

North Korea keeps saying it might give up its nukes — but most news outlets won’t tell you that
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‘Data is the new oil’: Your personal information is now the world’s most valuable commodity https://t.co/mSbzq9Z5Gs

How Hate Groups Forced Online Platforms to Reveal Their True Nature https://t.co/RxYOe8yj2V

Using Plastic Bags Is Now Illegal — And Punishable By Jail Time — In Kenya https://t.co/GSDbbKCFlo

WTF Kim Gordon x UGGs https://t.co/nHmvBJRHu6

A Global Fish War is Coming https://t.co/UAGnHzNwSJ

Greg Dark: ‘Porn Is Dead. Long Live The Dark Bros.’
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How the New York Stock Exchange Gave Abbie Hoffman His Start in Guerrilla Theater https://t.co/VhxbJ7Iv8C

Nitrous Mafia ‘Hippie Crack’ https://t.co/wKQJuqtroL

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Rock-Hard Doom Boner

Swipe right for … a sperm donor?
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Tinder-style online dating apps ‘lower your self-esteem’ https://t.co/zrsGrJCTmf

All mammals take ~12 seconds to poop. – Hydrodynamics of defecation https://t.co/VA6G6VpF0F

How Beauty Evolves – duck sex, dancing birds, and human orgasms https://t.co/jbwJMcmKqP

SHOCK VIDEO: Elderly Woman Attacked At ‘Block Boyz’ Pool Party in Florida, Thrown Into Pool With Her Dogs https://t.co/LNVLDPs7NT

Humans Are Pretty Great Smellers, Neuroscientist Argues https://t.co/hdkD9SdNSa

When Charities Go Horribly Wrong – CharityWatch Hall of Shame https://t.co/8XurPnMVmr

Taser will use police body camera videos “to anticipate criminal activity” https://t.co/EuANeKsQWH

Top NSA Whistleblower: Ransomware Hack Due to “Swindle of the Taxpayers” by Intelligence Agencies https://t.co/M8WjHC8hkj

Deer caught eating human remains for first time
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Everyone on Earth has been irradiated by Fukushima — “Shocking new study reveals true extent of global impact” https://t.co/gSQVwa1GNU

Why do North Koreans hate us? One reason — they remember the Korean War https://t.co/wKa3pZURX4

This Strung-Out Dope Pusher Peddled Pills for Big Pharma https://t.co/WPStfKD6wJ

The heroin business is booming in America https://t.co/F1cnlVGCcb

Cop fakes body cam footage, prosecutors drop drug charges https://t.co/UaGi4psg8d

White Cop subjected to racial taunts on the job after genetic test on Ancestry.com says he’s 18% BLACK
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When everybody realizes Walmart doesn’t have enough security to stop everybody #Looting https://t.co/rPNs1ROpmM

The ACLU to travelers: Maybe don’t go to Texas right now https://t.co/QAfTHGoWgq

You Can’t Say That on Television (Colbert Edition) https://t.co/3G7L2da8L3

Cut / Paste: The sample legacy of Computer World, Kraftwerk’s most influential album https://t.co/1vg63GcLQR

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