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Meth charge dropped after only SpaghettiOs sauce found on spoon
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Creeky, the world’s oldest clown, dies at 98
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35,000 Walruses Are All Crowded Together In One Spot — And It Signals Something Ominous
finance.yahoo.com/news/35-000-wa…

Holder urges tech companies to leave device backdoors open for police
Plays the ‘Protect Our Children’ card
washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-swit…

Two Female Teachers Accused Of Group Sex With A 16 Year Old Male Student #TeachingCarnalKnowledge
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Brooklyn Teacher Accused Of Kidnapping, Engaging In Sex Acts With Female Students
nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-c…

Your Ancestors Didn’t Sleep Like You – Are We Doing It Wrong?
collective-evolution.com/2014/10/02/you…

Profanity House – Remote Abandoned House In NJ Covered In Dirty Words
abandonednyc.com/2014/09/28/rea…

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Too Much Is Never Enough

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Heroin addict lied to friends claiming she was dying of cancer – Used $20,000 in donations to fund her drug habit
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Think you drink a lot? This chart will tell you.
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Will emoji tattoos become to this decade what tribal tattoos were to the ’90s?
vocativ.com/culture/art-cu…

Atlanta Rappers Lose Freestyle Battle To Woman, Set Her On Fire
rollingout.com/criminal-behav…

Confessions of an Upper-Middle Class Huffer
thefix.com/content/confes…

Every year, more than 500 Americans will be struck by lightning—and roughly 90 percent of them will survive
outsideonline.com/outdoor-advent…

The U.S. Forest Service Wants To Fine You $1,000 For Taking Pictures In The Forest
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The Khorasan Group: Anatomy Of A Fake Terror Threat To Justify Bombing Syria
firstlook.org/theintercept/2…

OG Chicago Gang Calling Cards of the 70’s & 80’s
wearesupervision.blogspot.com/2009/03/chicag…

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Is Incest About to Become Legal in Germany?
vocativ.com/world/germany-…

Is the word “Marijuana” Racist?
tokeofthetown.com/2014/09/is_the…

Las Vegas police bust pot grower who put his crop on YouTube #Duh
cnn.com/2014/09/27/jus…

Watch the Skies: Unmarked Helicopters Are Supposedly Cutting Down Legal Pot Grows in Northern California
sfweekly.com/sanfrancisco/c…

Ulbricht’s Defense Doubts FBI’s Explanation Of How It Found Silk Road’s Servers
cointelegraph.com/news/112526/ul…

Jay-Z Being Sued For Tiny ‘Oh!’ Sample In ‘Run This Town’
techdirt.com/articles/20140…

Beyond GMOs: The Rise of Synthetic Biology
theatlantic.com/technology/arc…

Robert Rauschenberg tells the story of the Erased De Kooning
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DJ Training Course in Switzerland 1973

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All-Seeing Illuminati Eye Is Now Dead, Reptilians Now Gone, Matrix Slavery System Now Being Dismantled
beforeitsnews.com/alternative/20…

Removal of Drugs From Rectum Unconstitutional
courthousenews.com/2014/08/25/707…

Cocaine-Coated Currency Makes Bank Teller’s Fingers Go Numb
‘bills had a strange odor and appeared to have been wet’
alamosanews.com/v2_news_articl…

Skeptic James Randi’s “Evidence” Against ESP Turns Out to Be Fabricated
disinfo.com/2014/08/james-…

Anti-Date Rape ‘Undercover’ Nail Polish Changes Colour When Drinks are Spiked with Rohypnol and GHB
ibtimes.co.uk/anti-date-rape…

Man Arrested After Jars and Jars Of Human Penises Discovered In His Apartment
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Bioengineers close to brewing opioid painkillers without using opium from poppies
phys.org/news/2014-08-b…

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Death By Underpants – Prisoner OD’s On Methadone Soaked Underwear
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Giant Wasps’ Nest Invades Spare Bedroom
More than 5,000 wasps are found chewing through bedding
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Judge orders deliveryman’s penis measured after he claimed it was too small for him to be guilty of exhibitionism
thelocal.de/20140822/court…

Cops Arrest Wanted Ex-Con After He Posts “Ice Bucket Challenge” Video To Facebook
thesmokinggun.com/buster/faceboo…

The Rubble Challenge: A Palestinian Response to the Ice Bucket Challenge
disinfo.com/2014/08/rubble…

Soon Your Personal Bacteria Microbial Fingerprint Will Be Used To Track You
washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-…

Teacher Accused of Having Cocaine Delivered to Her at Middle School
rcnky.com/articles/2014/…

Taiwan Restaurant Apologizes for Pasta Dish Called ‘Long Live the Nazis’
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Fresh Live Frog Sashimi in Japan
chinasmack.com/2014/videos/fr…

Why Government Researchers Think We May Be Living in a 2D Hologram
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Action Comics #1 Sells For Record $3,207,852.00
1938 comic featuring the first appearance of Superman
bleedingcool.com/2014/08/24/act…

Oklahoma Cop Arrested For Raping At Least 7 Women While On Patrol
deathandtaxesmag.com/226898/oklahom…

A Quarter of Americans Think They or Their Families Will Get Ebola
motherjones.com/environment/20…

We Now Have Scientific Proof That People Are Getting Stupider
endoftheamericandream.com/archives/we-no…

 

The Satanic Illuminati Rave Culture EXPOSED !!!

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Slaves To Microbes

Woman Insurgents

Slaves To Microbes
Our Menagerie Of Germs Is Influencing Our Behavior
nytimes.com/2014/08/14/sci…

Sex-Crazed Narcissist Pretends He’s an Artist
thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/…

Shoecam Used To Film Store “Upskirts”
Florida man with hole, iPod in shoe filmed woman at Walmart
thesmokinggun.com/documents/Walm…

How Black Pepper relieves Cannabis Anxiety
cannabisdigest.ca/black-pepper-r…

This Anti-Drug PSA Might Actually Encourage Kids To Take Drugs
dangerousminds.net/comments/this_…

Man Set New Wife On Fire For Sleeping With Ex-Lover On Wedding Night
dreamindemon.com/2014/08/19/man…

No. 1 Most Expensive Coffee Comes From Elephant’s No. 2
#ElephantShitCoffee
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Hotel threatens guests over ‘logging’ craze no one even knew about (deliberately pooing in the pool)
metro.co.uk/2014/08/12/sto…

Human Excrement Smeared on Police Cars in Greenwich Village
dnainfo.com/new-york/20140…

Nude Bank Robbery Suspect Spits On Police
rrstar.com/article/201408…

I’m a cop. If you don’t want to get hurt, don’t challenge me. #PoliceState
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Graffiti-Art Exhibit Is Artless to Police Commissioner Bratton
online.wsj.com/articles/graff…

A Man Allegedly Posed As A Security Screener And Patted Down Women At San Francisco Airport
businessinsider.com/security-scree…

Uncle Lou’s Scrapbook: Polaroids of Classic Porn Stars
therialtoreport.com/2014/07/27/unc…

Cop Treated Sid Vicious Like A Regular Punk
thesmokinggun.com/documents/Sid-…

Death By Selfie: Man Shoots Self In Head While Posing For Facebook Pic
dreamindemon.com/2014/08/04/dea…

The Healing Power of Cat’s Purrs
psychedelicadventure.net/2014/08/healin…

Guy Claims He Has Tamed a Japanese Giant Wasp, Keeps It on a Leash
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Oklahoma Catholic bishop sues over planned black mass
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The Strange & Curious Tale of the Last True Hermit
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Miles Davis And John Lennon Suck At Basketball (1971)

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Robosexual

Terminator

By 2025, ‘sexbots will be commonplace’
extremetech.com/extreme/188047…

Ohio Morgue Attendant Admits To Having Sex With Corpses While Drunk & High On Crack
theweek.com/speedreads/ind…

SEX AND AFFECTION 1974 Sex Positive Educational Comic
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Woman Tried To Poison Roommates After They Caught Her Having Sex With Dogs
rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/15/…

Houston woman named Teddy Bear Paradise pleads guilty to threatening to kill Obama
rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/15/…

Atlanta Woman High On Synthetic Weed Steals And Crashes Police Car
wsbtv.com/news/news/loca…

The REAL ISSUE Behind the Ferguson, Missouri Police Response
Protest Is Treated As Terrorism In America Today
washingtonsblog.com/2014/08/real-i…

A woman with 1.7 kilos of cocaine hidden in her breast implants was arrested at Madrid airport
thelocal.es/20140815/venez…

The Chinese cult that kills ‘demons’ (in McDonalds)
bbc.com/news/world-asi…

Cel-Shaded Jeans Make You Look Like A Cartoon Come To Life
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You can watch an ‘unaltered’ Despecialized Edition of Star Wars in HD today, if you bend the law
polygon.com/2014/8/18/6030…

REVS Scratchiti
whatyouwrite.com/2014/08/05/rev…

Request to Enact a Law including Sasquatch / Bigfoots to the Endangered Species list.
change.org/petitions/pres…

Cops ‘left mom’s sex toys’ in 5-year-old daughter’s bedroom
nypost.com/2014/08/16/cop…

Kenner’s 18 Inch Alien Commercial (1979)

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