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  • Montel Williams has been the face of many things – host of a nationally syndicated television talk show and pitchman for prescription drug assistance products and a fruit-and-vegetable emulsifier.

    On Monday, Williams appeared in Sacramento to announce a partnership with a new enterprise, a medical marijuana dispensary.

  • Police say a western Pennsylvania stole a kind of “fake” marijuana while using a fake $1 million bill.

    Police in Sharpsville on Monday charged 23-year-old Joseph Lombardi with trying to “purchase” a bag of herbal potpourri called “Space Cadet Flight Risk” using the bogus bill at a FoodMart store.

  • Think you did some crazy stuff when you were using? From horse-painting to firewalking to “smudging,” the “therapies” offered by some of the ritziest rehabs may make your pre-sobriety days look positively tame.
  • THE psychedelic era of the 1960s is remembered for its music, its art and, of course, its drugs. Its science is somewhat further down the list. But before the rise of the counterculture, researchers had been studying LSD as a treatment for everything from alcoholism to obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD), with promising results.
  • Pure Pleasure!

    Seven-Up is so pure…so wholesome!

    For a fact, you can even give this sparkling drink to babies—and without any qualms. Lots of mothers do just that!

    Just read the ingredients on the 7-Up bottle and you’ll see why. We’re proud to list them for your inspection, even though regulations don’t require this on soft drinks.

    Seven-Up has a special fresh, clean taste that appeals to everyone at your house—be he nine months, nine years or ninety. It’s the All-Family drink!

  • A Florida condominium association hopes dog DNA samples will help them determine which pet owners aren’t picking up after their pooches.

    The Village of Abacoa Condominium Association says cleaning up after dog owners who don’t clean up after their dogs costs $10,000 to $12,000 a year.

    Starting Aug. 1, residents in the Jupiter community must each pay a $200 fee to keep the dogs’ genetic information on file at the DNA Pet World Registry. Dog droppings found in common areas will be collected and mailed to the Tennessee-based company for comparison.

  • Theories as the cause of the mysterious luminous sphere have ranged from the opening of an inter-dimensional portal to the future to a battle between two alien starships.

    But the most likely explanation is that is shows a U.S. Minuteman III inter-continental ballistic missile (ICBM), ejecting fuel as it enters the upper reaches of the Earth’s atmosphere.

    The time-lapse footage shows the night horizon filled with stars, when suddenly an ethereal arc pops into view.

  • From pornographic names to subtle vulgarity to tragic unibrows, these old baseball cards remind us of why we used to collect them.
  • I was asked by an aspiring writer whether at this point it’s still worth it as a writer to own one’s own domain, i.e., in the age of everyone being on Facebook, setting up one’s online shingle elsewhere is like opening a business on a dusty street a mile away from Main Street.

    My thought on this: Hey, remember when everyone was on America Online? And then everyone was on Friendster? And then everyone was on MySpace? And now everyone’s on Facebook? Yeah, you’ll notice a pattern here, perhaps.

    Yes, but Facebook is huge, you say, with unspeakably large numbers of users worldwide and a valuation of $70 billion.

    Wow, I say, just like America Online was huge, with an unspeakably large number of users online and a valuation of over $100 billion.

  • Deputy Constable Paul Armand was making what he thought was a routine traffic stop early Tuesday morning when he pulled over a car that didn’t have headlights on.

    As he approached the black Mazda 626, the Precinct 8 deputy noticed the driver had blood on his face. He also saw that the front windshield was shattered and partially inside the vehicle.

    The deputy constable then saw a body in the passenger seat, partially underneath the dashboard and with a severed leg.

  • Think about it. We have less privacy and freedom than any generation in history.

    The government and big corporations know your every move. They know where you work, how much you own, how much you owe, where you go and what you buy. They know where you are, who you’re talking to and what you’re saying. They know what books and blogs you’re reading and what movies and TV you’re watching, and who your “friends” are. You are tracked by your cellphone, judged by your FICO score and monitored by your iPad. Your government ID number — known as your Social Security number — means that they can tie all these things together and trace them right back to you.

    Yet here was Whitey Bulger — the most hunted American in history — living a comfortable, middle-class life just blocks from the beach, right under Big Brother’s big nose. And they didn’t have a clue.

    Whatever you think of Whitey, that’s something.

  • Too fake, my county’s propaganda photo (Huili government website has already publicized an apology)

    Today I had nothing to do so I decided to visit my county government’s website. The front page news item was about the high standard repair of the public road that passes through the rural country but upon clicking and seeing the photo, I spit out half a liter of blood!

    This kind of image even I who can’t be any more amateur than I am can tell it is PSed, and they even thought it was a good idea to put it on the home page, even putting it as the topmost/first item! Perhaps it is because they don’t think anyone will look at their home page!

  • “I’m gonna tell you if you have youngsters in the living room tell them not to be alarmed at this ‘cause it’s a fantasy, the whole thing is animated…”

    — Ed Sullivan introducing the apocalyptic short film A SHORT VISION on the May 27, 1956 broadcast of The Ed Sullivan Show

    “Years later I met a man from Canada who had shoulder length dark hair, but in the center of his head was a small spot where his hair grew out a silvery white color. I asked him about it, and he told me that he was a medically documented case of a person whose hair had turned white from fright. As a child, he had seen A SHORT VISION while alone in a house, and he experienced extreme panic and terror for some time, and one result was that his hair began to grow out white from that one spot on his head.”

  • Russian scientists expect humanity to encounter alien civilisations within the next two decades, a top Russian astronomer said on Monday.

    “The genesis of life is as inevitable as the formation of atoms … Life exists on other planets and we will find it within 20 years,” said Andrei Finkelstein, director of the Russian Academy of Sciences’ Applied Astronomy Institute, according to the Interfax news agency.

    Speaking at an international forum dedicated to the search for extraterrestrial life, Finkelstein said 10% of the known planets circling suns in the galaxy resemble Earth.

    If water can be found there, then so can life, he said, adding that aliens would most likely resemble humans with two arms, two legs and a head.

    “They may have different colour skin, but even we have that,” he said.

  • The four and a half minute compliation of every Ray Harryhausen animated creature in feature films, presented in chronological order.
  • It’s an embarrassment of riches. A receipt – showing a astounding $100 million savings balance- was left behind at an East End bank by an arrogant mogul who couldn’t be bothered to pick it up after withdrawing $400 and paying a $2.75 ATM fee.

    It was found sticking out of the slot at the Capital One Bank in East Hampton Village by the next customer — who turned it over to the financial tabloid Web site Dealbreaker.com.

    Besides documenting an amazing $99,864,731.94 savings account, it illustrates one truth that every New Yorker knows — no matter who you are or how much you have, you can’t escape ATM fees.

  • “These people were some of the most hateful people I have ever seen,” said a distraught Glenn Beck this morning as he described an altercation he and his family had last night while watching a screening of Alfred Hitchcock’s The 39 Steps in New York’s Bryant Park. Explaining that a group of people yelled at his family, took pictures of them, and kicked a cup of wine onto his wife, Beck said that his security team feels that, had he reacted poorly, things might have “gone off.”
  • Contractors for Fruit of the Loom, Hanes and Levi’s worked in close concert with the US Embassy when they aggressively moved to block a minimum wage increase for Haitian assembly zone workers, the lowest-paid in the hemisphere, according to secret State Department cables.
    The factory owners told the Haitian Parliament that they were willing to give workers a 9-cents-per-hour pay increase to 31 cents per hour to make T-shirts, bras and underwear for US clothing giants like Dockers and Nautica.  

    But the factory owners refused to pay 62 cents per hour, or $5 per day, as a measure unanimously passed by the Haitian Parliament in June 2009 would have mandated. And they had the vigorous backing of the US Agency for International Development and the US Embassy when they took that stand.

  • Olwell adds that creating the billboard demanded the “most visceral approaches”. “They do not have language or culture and they have very short attention spans,” he says. “We really had to strip out any hip and current thinking and get to the absolute core of what is advertising.”

    And visceral is exactly what the team has gone for — working to the age-old mantra that sex sells. The billboards will not be made public until after the experiment has come to an end but: “One billboard shows a graphic shot of a female monkey with her genitals exposed, alongside the brand A logo. The other shows the alpha male of the Capuchin troop associated with brand A.”

  • A bizarre video where a gay activist claims he was prevented from taking part in the upcoming Gaza-bound flotilla because of his sexual orientation has been exposed as an Israeli hoax.

    It appears to be the latest in a dirty-tricks campaign that includes sabotage and legal challenges orchestrated by groups seeking to derail and discredit efforts by activists to sail into Gaza’s waters to challenge Israel’s blockade of the Palestinian territory.

  • Social networking sites are the hottest attraction on the Internet, dethroning pornography and highlighting a major change in how people communicate, according to a web guru.
  • Secret Codes ‘Everywhere’

    The brochure, which is published by a Berlin-based anti-racism group, Agentur für Soziale Perspektiven, lists 150 codes that are used by right-wing extremists, including certain clothing labels such as Thor Steinar and letter and number combinations. According to Weiss, the number 14 is a reference to the so-called “14 Words,” a phrase coined by the American white separatist David Lane (“We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children”). The meaning behind “88” — often found in conjunction with 14 — is slightly more complicated. Here, the number eight stands for the eighth letter of the alphabet, forming “HH” — an abbreviation for “Heil Hitler,” a phrase which is banned in Germany. Similarly, the number 28 signifies “BH,” standing for “Blood and Honour,” a far-right network that was banned in Germany in 2000.

  • John Lennon was a closet Republican, who felt a little embarrassed by his former radicalism, at the time of his death – according to the tragic Beatles star’s last personal assistant.

    Fred Seaman worked alongside the music legend from 1979 to Lennon’s death at the end of 1980 and he reveals the star was a Ronald Reagan fan who enjoyed arguing with left-wing radicals who reminded him of his former self.

  • Girls are being ‘converted’ into boys in Indore – by the hundreds every year – at ages where they cannot give their consent for this life-changing operation.
    This shocking, unprecedented trend, catering to the fetish for a son, is unfolding at conservative Indore’s well-known clinics and hospita ls on children who are 1-5 years old. The process being used to ‘produce’ a male child from a female is known as genitoplasty. Each surgery costs Rs 1.5 lakh.
  • At a single address in this sleepy city of 60,000 people, more than 2,000 companies are registered. The building, 2710 Thomes Avenue, isn’t a shimmering skyscraper filled with A-list corporations. It’s a 1,700-square-foot brick house with a manicured lawn, a few blocks from the State Capitol.

    Neighbors say they see little activity there besides regular mail deliveries and a woman who steps outside for smoke breaks. Inside, however, the walls of the main room are covered floor to ceiling with numbered mailboxes labeled as corporate “suites.” A bulky copy machine sits in the kitchen. In the living room, a woman in a headset answers calls and sorts bushels of mail.

    A Reuters investigation has found the house at 2710 Thomes Avenue serves as a little Cayman Island on the Great Plains. It is the headquarters for Wyoming Corporate Services, a business-incorporation specialist that establishes firms which can be used as “shell” companies, paper entities able to hide assets.

  • Thanks King Solomon
  • “You take an oath of office to obey the Constitution… the Constitution is very clear, you don’t go to war without a declaration,” he said. “I agree there is some confusion with the War Powers Resolution, because technically it legalized war rather than prevented war, so I don’t particularly like that bill.”
  • You can have all the firewalls and Internet security software in the world, but sometimes there’s just no accounting for human curiosity and stupidity.

    Bloomberg reports that The US Department of Homeland recently ran a test on government employees to see how easy it was for hackers to gain access to computer systems, without the need for direct network access.

    Computer disks and USB sticks were dropped in parking lots of government buildings and private contractors, and 60% of the people who picked them up plugged the devices into office computers. And if the drive or CD had an official logo on it, 90% were installed.

  • The FBI said Wednesday that members of an anti-gay fundamentalist group participated in the bureau’s training of police officers and FBI agents – a move the bureau says it will take steps to remedy in the future.

    The bureau extended the invitations to Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kan., for training this spring at two bureau facilities in Virginia: Quantico and Manassas.

    Westboro has stirred widespread outrage with raucous demonstrations at the funerals of U.S. military service members. The group contends God is punishing the military for the nation’s tolerance of homosexuality.

    National Public Radio first reported the FBI’s involvement with Westboro.

  • Greenpeace has slammed Volkswagen’s environmental record by claiming that the giant carmaker has stalled on fuel efficiency gains and is attempting to thwart an EU plan to dramatically lower CO2 emissions by 2020.

    In its report, ‘The Dark Side of Volkswagen’, Greenpeace complains that Europe’s largest car manufacturer has purposely restricted its most fuel efficient engines to a tiny minority of vehicles, and then drastically increased the price for consumers.

  • Police are looking for two men accused of setting a Brooklyn subway token booth on fire this morning while the attendant was inside.

    It happened at the Prospect Park Q line station early Wednesday morning during an apparent robbery attempt.

    The attendant refused to let the pair into the booth, and one of the suspects became angry, allegedly poured liquid onto the front of the glass booth and lit it on fire.

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on June 30, 2011

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The Monkeyshines Will Drive You Wild

  • Sure it looks like a dubious model of a hummingbird which would be at home on a shelf at your granny’s house – but this is actually a $4million spy drone.

    The mini spy plane has been developed by a major Pentagon contractor over a period of five years and is said to contain revolutionary new technology.

    Called a ‘Nano Hummingbird’ the two-wing, flapping aircraft is capable of climbing and descending vertically, and flying sideways left and right.

  • Worried that they’re out to get you? Tinfoil hats just aren’t cutting it any more? A new system designed to reveal when microphones, cameras and other sensors are recording could reassure those who are paranoid about their privacy.
  • It’s a grisly and mysterious effort: Japan today began excavations at a former army medical school—in the search for human remains linked to the military’s shadowy Unit 731. It ran a notorious World War II program that allegedly conducted live experiments on foreign prisoners of war, most of them Chinese. It reportedly injected them with typhus, cholera, and other diseases as part of the country’s research into germ warfare, and reportedly performed vivisections and freezing prisoners to death in endurance tests.
  • A Georgia resident has been an organic farmer for years, but now faces $5000 dollars in fines for growing too many vegetables on his land. That’s right.
  • No-one likes having their cinema experience ruined someone noisily munching on popcorn when they’re trying to watch a movie.

    But most of us simply tut at the eating offender and carry on. Not so in Latvia, where a man has been shot dead after a popcorn-based argument.

  • At a plastic surgery clinic in Upper Manhattan that caters to Dominicans, one of the most popular procedures is an operation to lift women’s buttocks, because — as the doctor explains — “they all like the curve.”

    In Flushing, Queens, surgeons have their attention trained a few feet higher, on upturned noses that their Chinese patients want flipped down. Russian women in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, are having their breasts enlarged, while Koreans in Chinatown are having jaw lines slimmed.

  • Scientists at the Institute of Marine Mammal Studies are investigating unusually high numbers of stillborn and aborted dolphins in the Gulf of Mexico region. Seventeen infant dolphins have washed up on shore so far this year, compared to an average of one or two a month, says one scientist.
  • Family members smuggled pot to the miners in their letters, and small groups of the miners would sneak off to smoke it, leaving others out of the loop.

    They “never even offered me one,” miner Samuel Avalos is quoted.

    The drugs, instead of promoting camaraderie, were divisive to group morale, officials thought, and they considering using drug sniffing dogs to intercept the shipments.

    Then of course, there was the absence of their regular sexual partners, and the miners were soon requesting some help in that department so doctors worked on how to appease the men’s sexual desire.

    Pornography and pinups were sent down, and at one point, a donor offered to send 10 inflatable sex dolls to the trapped men. But that idea was shot down.

  • Would-be NFL prospects taking part in training camp seemed surprisingly relaxed when being told that a gorilla had escaped from a near-by zoo.

    That was, until the ‘gorilla’ ran out of the bushes and towards them – leaving the American Football players scurrying away screaming like little girls.

  • According to Anonymous, Westboro Baptist Church was behind the Open Letter allegedly from Anonymous, and then added fuel to the flames with WBC’s “Bring it” reply. Anonymous warns don’t DDoS, it’s a trap to collect IPs for suing.
  • Incredible video has surfaced after a news crew from local Fox station KTXL was attacked and beaten in Natomas, California on Sunday. The crew included a male reporter and a female videographer. Both were repeatedly struck, with the woman being pulled to the ground by her hair and kicked in the face. They were trying to cover reaction to a recent murder.
    Incredible video has surfaced after a news crew from local Fox station KTXL was attacked and beaten in Natomas, California on Sunday. The crew included a male reporter and a female videographer. Both were repeatedly struck, with the woman being pulled to the ground by her hair and kicked in the face. They were trying to cover reaction to a recent murder.
  • The suit says Warren “began making overly suggestive comments” to Colombo toward the end of her son’s freshman year at Clifton High. “Specifically, Warren stated to Plaintiff that ‘if you let me suck your breasts, then I will make sure B.C. is not accused of doing anything wrong and I will help him if he gets into trouble,’ or words to that effect.”
  • The documentary, made in the style of a Soviet propaganda film, said “rock music originated from African hunting rituals” and “rap was originated by inmates in prisons, that’s why rap singers wear wide and long trousers”.

    “This satanic music was created by evil forces to bring youth in Western countries to total moral degradation,” according to the documentary.

  • First off, the crux of the story is that a guy named Dennis Montgomery seems to have concocted an elaborate con on the US government that worked for years. He created some software, supposedly originally designed to help colorize movies, but it was later pitched for its capability to (I’m not joking) read coded messages in the “crawl bar” on Al Jazeera which (it was claimed) provided clues to planned terrorist attacks. Various US government agencies basically kept handing over millions and millions of dollars to Mr. Montgomery and partners. Some of those former partners now admit that Montgomery’s technology was a hoax, and his presentations included doctored videos and test results.
  • Recently, a man riding a motorcycle near a Beijing PetroChina gas station was involved in an accident, his backpack was carrying a large amount of 100 yuan bills, and as a result….

    A gas station attendant risked his life to protect the cash, but a crowd scrambled around him.

  • An American jailed in Pakistan for the fatal shooting of two armed men was secretly working for the CIA and scouting a neighborhood when he was arrested, a disclosure likely to further frustrate U.S. government efforts to free the man and strain relations between two countries partnered in a fragile alliance in the war on terror.
  • The Simpsons’ dry, absurdist wit has clear roots in this short film directed and starring Matt Groening’s father, Homer Groening.
    Thanks Smartender.
  • I am pleased to preview ‘Dead Drops’ a new project which I started off as part of my ongoing EYEBEAM residency in NYC the last couple weeks. ‘Dead Drops’ is an anonymous, offline, peer to peer file-sharing network in public space. I am ‘injecting’ USB flash drives into walls, buildings and curbs accessable to anybody in public space. You are invited to go to these places (so far 5 in NYC) to drop or find files on a dead drop. Plug your laptop to a wall, house or pole to share your favorite files and data. Each dead drop contains a readme.txt file explaining the project. ‘Dead Drops’ is still in progress, to be continued here and in more cities. Full documentation, movie, map and ‘How to make your own dead drop’ manual coming soon! Stay tuned.
  • The drug known as ecstasy has been used by 12 million people in the United States alone and millions more worldwide. Past research has suggested that ecstasy users perform worse than nonusers on some tests of mental ability. But there are concerns that the methods used to conduct that research were flawed, and the experiments overstated the cognitive differences between ecstasy users and nonusers.

    In response to those concerns, a team of researchers has conducted one of the largest studies ever undertaken to re-examine the cognitive effects of ecstasy, funded by a $1.8 million grant from the National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA) and published today in the journal Addiction. The study was specifically designed to minimize the methodological limitations of earlier research.

    In contrast to many prior studies, ecstasy users in the new study showed no signs of cognitive impairment attributable to drug use: ecstasy use did not decrease mental ability.

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Grunge Revival

  • “You can feel the angst and hear the sounds of grunge music as soon as you put on the Men’s Grunge Guy Costume. The 90s were the era of Generation X – teens who distrust corporate America, politicians and reject rules. The Grunge Guy costume replicates the wardrobe of 90s youth. It includes a black skully cap with an attached blonde wig; a long sleeved shirt with an attached flannel shirt. The shirt says, “Grunge Lives.” Wear this costume with torn jeans and black boots or work boots.”
  • “March to the beat of your own drum! This great costume includes a black and red striped shirt, a black beanie style hat, and a blonde wig. Guaranteed to have the party goers flashing’ back to the 90s this Halloween! 3-Piece set. Hand wash. Polyester….”
  • Ozzy Hates God Hates Fags
  • “The rumors are true! We’ve married two of life’s most tastiest foods… Bacon & Chocolate. We start with hickory smoked bacon and it’s cooked in the oven until golden & crispy then we smother it in our special blend of chocolate, to give you a taste sensation like nothing else you’ve ever had before.”
  • “Within a complex web of ideologies, most of today’s armed radicals are linked by self-described Patriot beliefs, which emphasize resistance to tyranny by force of arms and reject the idea that elections can fix what ails the country. Among the most common convictions is that the Second Amendment — the right to keep and bear arms — is the Constitution’s cornerstone, because only a well-armed populace can enforce its rights. Any form of gun regulation, therefore, is a sure sign of intent to crush other freedoms. The federal government is often said in militia circles to have made wholesale seizures of power, at times by subterfuge. A leading grievance holds that the 16th Amendment, which authorizes the federal income tax, was ratified through fraud.”
  • Owen took no prisoners in the 42-page fake thesis, and used graphs and criteria from “athletic ability” to “size” to rank her partners. “Points were given for extremely amusing actions, great personalities, quotes, sexts, good senses of humor, or simply dirty talk, and were removed if no noises of enjoyment or talk of any kind was present,” Owen wrote. “In other words, how entertained I was.”
  • “The 16-year-old performer earns more per gig than established acts like Sheryl Crow ($146,500), Weezer ($150,000), and Bret Michaels ($64,000). Bieber, though, does not command as much as Rascal Flatts ($702,500), Kiss ($500,000), or Keith Urban ($487,500). A review of dozens of concert contracts shows that Bieber outearns all of his young contemporaries, banking twice as much as Drake ($155,000), three times that of Disney star Selena Gomez ($100,000), and four times as mush as “American Idol” winner Jordin Sparks ($75,000).”
  • “In the same era, American hospitals began circumcising infants as a pre-emptive strike against future self-abuse. The procedure was no more prompted by hygiene than graham crackers or corn flakes were invented to relieve constipated geezers. Such bland high-fiber foods, Sylvester Graham and John Harvey Kellogg theorized, would dampen a boy’s lustful enthusiasms. Dr. Kellogg, a respected sex educator who had a sexless marriage and a fetish for enemas, advocated the circumcision of incorrigible adolescent masturbators, without anesthetic, for its “salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment.” Alternatively, a boy’s penis could be stitched into his foreskin with silver sutures; for girls, Kellogg suggested a touch of carbolic acid to the clitoris. Cheerio.”
  • At the height of the Cold War, the CIA launched a highly classified, top secret research program that exposed Americans to biological agents, hallucinogenic drugs and psychological techniques aimed at mastering the art of mind control. Entire cities in America were contaminated with bacteria, exposing millions to germ warfare. NGC’s CIA Secret Experiments examines what happened, shedding light on its research to better understand the extent and full reach of its disturbing experiments.
  • For 70 years the Parisian apartment had been left uninhabited, under lock and key, the rent faithfully paid but no hint of what was inside.
  • No more nooses will swing from the rafters at an Old West museum where a tourist almost accidentally hanged himself.
  • Over the past four years roughly a million immigrants have been incarcerated in dangerous detention facilities in our taxpayer-financed private prison system. A growing number of news reports and investigations confirm that for many of the people funneled into this system, it is a living nightmare. Children were abused, women were raped, and men died from lack of basic medical attention. These facilities are run by two Wall Street-backed companies that actively promote the criminalization and incarceration of immigrants in the United States -the Corrections Corporation of America (CCA) and the GEO Group.
  • I make a living buying and selling used books. I browse the racks of thrift stores and library book sales using an electronic bar-code scanner. I push the button, a red laser hops about, and an LCD screen lights up with the resale values. It feels like being God in his own tiny recreational casino; my judgments are sure and simple, and I always win because I have foreknowledge of all bad bets. The software I use tells me the going price, on Amazon Marketplace, of the title I just scanned, along with the all-important sales rank, so I know the book’s prospects immediately. I turn a profit every time.
  • “It’s really not plant food and the packages are clearly marked not for human consumption,” North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services Chief Toxicologist Dr. Ruth Winecker said. “They are either taking it as a tablet orally or it comes as a powder and they’re snorting it.” Related Content Story: 911 caller spotted bodies night before Story: Bodies found on fire escape The common street names for the Mephedrone include drone, meow-meow, bubbles, and bounce.
  • Perpetual war is in the military and Pentagon’s blood — and they’re ready to face down the commander-in-chief to make it continue.
  • “Findings suggest that pubic hair styles are diverse and that it is more common than not for women to have at least some pubic hair on their genitals. In addition, total pubic hair removal was associated with younger age, being partnered (rather than single or married), having looked closely at one’s own genitals in the previous month, cunnilingus in the past month, and more positive genital self-image and sexual function.”
  • “In the same way you can never go backward to a slower computer, you can never go backward to a lessened state of connectedness”
  • “Other Christian leaders have said practicing yoga is incompatible with the teachings of Jesus. Pat Robertson has called the chanting and other spiritual components that go along with yoga “really spooky.” California megachurch pastor John MacArthur called yoga a “false religion.” Muslim clerics have banned Muslims from practicing yoga in Egypt, Malaysia and Indonesia, citing similar concerns.”

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on October 11, 2010

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Screwy Lewis

    • Puttenham, about an hour’s drive from London, has fewer than 2,500 residents and is famous for its ancient church; its friendly pub, the Good Intent; and its proud inclusion in both the Domesday Book — an 11th-century survey of English lands — and “Brave New World.” Unhappily for many people here, it is also famous for being featured on lists of good places to go “dogging” — that is, to have sex in public, sometimes with partners you have just met online, so that others can watch. So popular is the woodsy field below the ridge as a spot for gay sex (mostly during the day) and heterosexual sex (mostly at night) that the police have designated it a “public sex environment.”
    • Investigators who set up a sting operation Monday had hoped to snare two corrupt Philadelphia police officers suspected of robbing drug dealers – just not the two who fell into the trap. The 25th District officers arrested Monday, Sean Alivera and his partner, Christopher Luciano, were not the initial targets of the investigation and were not previously suspected of wrongdoing, sources familiar with the case said. A confidential informant had identified two other officers as associates of a local drug dealer and had helped set up a sting to catch them robbing a courier of cash and marijuana. The courier was actually an undercover officer.
    • A Montana woman has been charged with criminal mischief after allegedly taking a crowbar to a controversial art museum display in Colorado that critics say portrays Jesus Christ receiving oral sex from another man.
    • The destruction of the Enrique Chagoya “The Misadventures of the Romantic Cannibals” at the Loveland Museum Gallery was the direct result of the inflammatory and false descriptions of the print in the press and by those protesting it’s inclusion in our exhibition. The controversial image has been demonized as “pornographic”, “obscene” and “depicting Jesus in a sex act” when this is not the truth.
    • “Of course” Muslims should be able to build the Cordoba House Islamic cultural center in New York City, Margie J. Phelps told TPMMuckraker in an interview Thursday. She said it would be hypocritical for the United States to not allow construction to proceed, and called opponents of the mosque un-American.
    • Couple who took part in Oath Keepers online discussion forum have child snatched in shocking new level of police state persecution
    • “Charlie the smoking chimp” used to put two fingers to his mouth to mimic smoking and reach out with his other hand to bum cigarette butts from visitors at Bloemfontein Zoo. But when videos of him puffing away circulated globally a few years ago, zoo officials moved to cut off the supply of smokes.
    • Anyone driving the twists of Highway 1 between San Francisco and Los Angeles recently may have glimpsed a Toyota Prius with a curious funnel-like cylinder on the roof. Harder to notice was that the person at the wheel was not actually driving. The car is a project of Google, which has been working in secret but in plain view on vehicles that can drive themselves, using artificial-intelligence software that can sense anything near the car and mimic the decisions made by a human driver.
    • In a study released this spring, the University of Massachusetts at Amherst’s Political Economy Research Institute named Koch Industries one of the top ten air polluters in the United States. And Greenpeace issued a report identifying the company as a “kingpin of climate science denial.” The report showed that, from 2005 to 2008, the Kochs vastly outdid ExxonMobil in giving money to organizations fighting legislation related to climate change, underwriting a huge network of foundations, think tanks, and political front groups. Indeed, the brothers have funded opposition campaigns against so many Obama Administration policies—from health-care reform to the economic-stimulus program—that, in political circles, their ideological network is known as the Kochtopus.
    • Many Americans view their country and its soldiers as the “good guys” spreading “democracy” and “liberty” around the world. It just ain’t so.
    • “If you want diversity, you need a secular state with a godless constitution. Secularism is the only guarantee of religious freedom.”
    • Documentary that follows Dennis Hopper during the filming and making of his follow-up to Easy Rider, Last Movie. Maaaaaaaaaan.
    • Police said Greathouse traveled from Kansas City early Wednesday to allegedly kill Jamison because she believed that he made derogatory postings about her on the internet.

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    SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 4

    10 Anti-Drug PSAs That Are Totally Awesome When You’re High
    jerboa 体重測定
    a Pool Shark Who’s Still in Diapers
    Gang busted for prison mobile phone delivery with toy chopper
    Xenon
    Nose Balloon
    Fear and Loathing: The Board Game
    things you didn’t know about orgasm
    Germany bans Red Bull cola after drug test
    The authorities in six German states have ordered retailers to stop selling Red Bull Cola energy drinks after traces of cocaine were found in it.
    Insects In Flagrante
    …’n the bees.
    Truck Spills
    “The website of odd, strange, interesting, and unbelievable things spilled on the road by trucks.” Thanks Googs.
    Passer-by pushes suicide man off bridge
    Thanks David Canning
    mabtw’s Channel
    A collection of clips starring Dick Masterson, legendary chauvinist and author of Men Are Better Than Women.
    ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN – Dick Masterson
    Thanks Jack Hanly
    Davis interview on CBS News “60 Minutes”
    year old guitar prodigy YUTO MIYAZAWA performs Ozzy Osbourne’s Crazy Train on Ellen Degeneres
    Thanks Googs
    (1968) Opening Sequence
    Girl (1970) Opening Credits
    Vivir en Tucson: Gente Tucson: Las Gemelas Collinson
    Marine Throws Puppy Off Cliff
    Thanks Googs
    G20 police ‘used undercover men to incite crowds’
    Destructive ants marching on San Antonio
    ‘Reagan afraid of invasion by aliens’
    Skeptical Inquiree: Curious Contrails: Death from the Sky?
    The Electronic Police State
    ‘Superfood’ Promoted on Oprah’s Site Robs Amazon Poor of Staple
    White House Czar Calls for End to ‘War on Drugs’
    This Is Yer Brain On War
    Revenge Product – Super Sonic Nausea
    Asmik Ace unwraps third film in Tetsuo franchise
    World Superhero Registry
    17 Controversial Teenage TV Situations
    Top 16 Senior Pranks
    Panty (One) Liners
    I Heart To Fart
    Video Game Girls Burlesque @ Bordello
    The dancers arrived armed and outfitted for an arcade battle, and included Super Mario Bros. Princess Peach, Metroid’s Samus Aran, Street Fighter’s Chun-Li, The Legend of Zelda’s Link and Princess Zelda, and BloodRayne’s Rayne
    Google: More People Will Die From Swine Flu If We Cannot Retain Search Data
    Homeland Security Trains Scouts To Fight Terrorism
    Senate Dumps On Credit Card Interest Cap
    Despite complaints that banks and credit card companies are gouging customers by charging outrageous interest rates, the Senate on Wednesday easily turned back an effort to cap interest rates at 15 percent.
    Consumer Reports Health: 80% of Medical Bills Have Errors
    Pool Rules
    Digging up dirt: Facebook spies for hire
    Two other Florida prisons zapped visiting kids with stun guns
    Supreme Court Hands Medical Marijuana Major Victory
    Danger Mouse to release blank CD
    Too much cola zaps muscle power
    Excessive cola consumption can lead to anything from mild weakness to profound muscle paralysis, doctors are warning.
    Have you heard ‘the Hum’?
    For decades, hundreds of people worldwide have been plagued by an elusive buzzing noise known as “the Hum”. Some have blamed gas pipes or power lines, others think their ears are faulty. A few even think sinister forces could be at work.
    Wal-Mart Pays $2Mil to Duck Black Friday Death Charges
    If you can’t trust a Cheerios box…
    Top 10 Toilets Screaming High-tech In Luxury
    GLOWING ANIMALS: Pictures of Beasts Shining for Science
    Selkirk RCMP uses Facebook in order to solve rash of property crimes
    Canadian Police bust tagger using facebook
    Goths In Hot Weather
    Cocaine and LSD found in air of Spanish cities
    Moscow’s subway dogs
    All Up In Her Grill
    Gold Front Porn!
    Ancient Gem-Studded Teeth Show Skill of Early Dentists
    The glittering “grills” of some hip-hop stars aren’t exactly unprecedented. Sophisticated dentistry allowed Native Americans to add bling to their teeth as far back as 2,500 years ago, a new study says.
    Man sees own wife on adultery porno
    A Taiwan carpenter bought a porn DVD only to find secretly taped motel footage of his wife having sex with his friend, whom the husband later stabbed.
    More Sexting News
    Nate Phelps – Son of Fred Phelps Westboro Baptist Church – GodHatesFags – Tell All
    Snake dies eating pregnant mountain sheep
    Face Transplant Surgery
    Holy Fuck!
    Cat Parasite Affects Everything We Feel and Do
    The parasite, Toxoplasma gondii, has been transmitted indirectly from cats to roughly half the people on the planet, and it has been shown to affect human personalities in different ways.
    Troops claim ‘supernatural powers’ after pygmy sodomy
    Group sex with Rugby team has destroyed my life: woman
    Among new allegations aired on Monday, the woman said two men rubbed their penises in her face while other men stood watching and masturbating. Six men had sex with her while another six looked on. There was always someone touching her, she said.
    Centuries-old torture instruments for sale
    The 252 items include gruesome instruments such as a tongue clamp, a chair covered in spikes and an iron glove that Arlan Ettinger, president of Guernsey’s Auctions, said was used to “burn the flesh of your hand.”
    Crazy Frog Bros
    Thanks Ana Fernandes
    12 Most Bizarre ID Cards and Passport Photos
    Matthew McConaughey, Kate Beckinsale, …and Gary Oldman as a DWARF! What a piece of shit movie, can’t believe it really existists!
    Startup Signs ~ Gang Signs of The Web
    Utah wilderness becoming a hot spot for marijuana plantations
    Grilled Chicken a Kentucky Fried Chicken Fiasco
    NPR was calling KFC “the James Frey of fast food,” referring to the author of a memoir praised by Ms. Winfrey that was later exposed as fiction.
    Oprah KFC Coupon Riot!
    More Fried Chicken Related News
    Swine Flu – Top 10 Panics!
    Nude spray-on tan case gets lawmaker’s attention
    State Rep. Bruce Borders, R-Jasonville, said he was shocked by a recent case where an adult man who works at a tanning salon applied a spray-on tan on a nude 15-year-old girl
    Grove City student suspended over gay porn video
    Says film income helped pay tuition
    Porn star considers run against family values senator
    Explosion destroys dentist’s office
    Shit is blowin’ up!
    DRAMATIC VIDEO: Exploding Strip Mall
    Botswana plans to circumcise nearly half a million
    African Calamari
    Neighbors concerned about strange van
    Provo police are investigating a bizarre incident this week: a van parked in a residential neighborhood with a sign on it, reading: “free candy inside.”
    Students protest surveillance of two girls kissing
    Calgary stabbers’ spree ‘for fun,’ say police
    “It may have been out for kicks,” McCallum said. “It was purely to go out and hunt down victims in one hour. It’s a very unusual offence.We haven’t had that kind of behaviour for quite some time.”
    Rihanna Grabbing Some Tits photography
    Tons Of Released Drugs Taint US Water – Codeine Found In Delaware River
    Thanks Brendan
    X-rated star Marilyn Chambers dies at 56
    Ivory Snow soap girl & star of ‘Behind The Green Door’
    Raquel Welch, Crucified
    The SSD Project | EFF Surveillance Self-Defense Project
    Skeleton hands = haute couture?
    $24K Silver Skelly Hands
    AP Invokes DMCA Against Obama “Hope” Poster Artist
    Testing YouTube’s Audio Content ID System
    The Pirate Google
    Torrent File Search Using Google Custom Search – Scour the Entire Web for Bit Torrent Files
    Facebook’s E-mail Censorship is Legally Dubious, Experts Say
    Caught on Camera — The Best of Google Street View
    Sharpie Paint Job
    ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’ Montages Don’t Leave Anybody Out
    Boy, 15, testifies he had sex with teacher/godmother
    The boy testified that his first sexual encounter with Lopez happened in her car when he was 11 or 12 years old and she was his sixth-grade teacher at Nestor. “She would, like, fondle me,” the boy testified. “She pulled down my pants and asked me if I liked it.”
    The Six Most Expensive Alcohol That Ever Existed
    Grandma Smokes a Newport for Her 100th B-Day
    Top 5 bizarre x-rays – the five strangest things swallowed by man, woman and animal
    Leonard Nimoy: ‘Star Trek’ fans can be scary
    Calexico restaurant says griddle has likeness of the Virgin Mary
    Somali Pirates seized after threatening French navy ship
    Whoops!
    Fluorescent puppy is world’s first transgenic dog
    Harper’s Magazine Weekly Review 05-05-2009
    The Monastery Built on a Volcanic Plug
    Mission Impossible: The Code Even the CIA Can’t Crack
    The sculpture named Kryptos at CIA headquarters contains a secret message ‚Äî but not even the agency’s brightest can crack its code.
    NY TAXI WISDOM
    Decorated swine flu surgical masks in Mexico
    Thanks Ryan Kitson
    12 accidental celebrity deaths — and the prescription drugs that caused them
    Hipster Grifter in Philly Slammer
    Mom Pressures Teen Daughter To Get Implants – MTV True life: i don’t like my small breasts
    Banksy and ‘Art Fags’ Attacked
    Thanks Empress
    Bonsai Kitten
    Surgical Mask Fashions
    Past SARS Fashions in Surgical Face Masks
    Fear of contracting SARS has not stopped some people in Hong Kong from considering the fashion implications of wearing a surgical mask in public.
    Face warmer? Surgical mask? A free pattern. – KNITTING
    Get Your Stylish Swine Flu Masks Now!
    8 Fashionable Picks For Avoiding the Plague Without Sacrificing Taste
    Swine Flu Masks
    Masks | There’s Something in the Air
    Designer Surgical Masks
    New for Spring Flu Season!
    Pit bulls, Dobermans, Rottweilers banned from public housing
    robbed for fried chicken
    “Give Us The Chicken!” Thanks Googs.
    10 years later, the real story behind Columbine
    Vermont Lawmakers Look To Legalize Teen ‘Sexting’
    Crash author JG Ballard, ‘a giant on the world literary scene’, dies aged 78
    Researchers use brain interface to post to Twitter
    1,500 farmers commit mass suicide in India
    Twelve Major Brands That Will Disappear
    Good News: Crocs are on the list!
    Child rapist cult leader escapes jail in chopper
    Shadows Helped Form the “Pillars of Creation”
    A Lawyer, Some Teens and a Fight Over ‘Sexting’
    NYPD cops charged in rape of drunken woman they escorted home
    Look at This F-ing Nude Hipster Grifter
    Facebook users no longer insulting each other as much – or having as much sex
    The teenager auctioning her virginity for £9,000 to fund her education
    18-Year-Old Boy Arrested in Most Bizarre Sex Tape Bust Yet
    Universal to remake ‘Videodrome’
    20% of Teen Polish Prostitutes Do It For Brand Name Clothes
    Pakistanis Find Success in Fetish Business
    Suicide Girl Fight Club
    Type Nesting
    Doctor: Grudge may have sparked graffiti spree
    Rowlow!
    Upstate Police Arrest 70-Year-Old Tagger
    Thanks Brendan Donnelly
    Japan child robot mimicks infant learning
    calling me a homo
    bizarre animal discovered in Japan
    “CAN YOU FUCK IT?”
    Machine – Big Spider in Yokohama
    Pussy Foot
    Thanks Ryan Kitson
    Fish market alien sighting
    Runs Out of Chicken in Rochester, NY
    As Swine Flu Spreads, Conspiracy Theories of Laboratory Origins Abound
    Couple caught having sex in dumpster
    Father sought after son, 7, forcibly tattooed
    Clare men accused of burning boy’s anus with propane torch charged
    Your Swine Flu Shot! PSA
    From the voluminous shelves of the National Archives, here are vintage Swine Flu PSAs from 1976.
    White House Apologizes for NYC Air Force Flyover
    Obama’s Handshake of Death
    Hitler’s art attracts big sale prices
    “A painting by Adolf Hitler sold for almost $15,000 Thursday — more than six times as much as expected.”
    Rise Seen in Trafficking of Enhanced Ecstasy
    “Extreme Ecstasy” or “Meth X”
    Deathmatch Jaki Numazawa vs. Ryuji Ito Part. 2
    Fluorescent Lighttubes Cross, Fluorescent Lighttubes Tower & Cage Death Match ~ “Hill of Sanctuary”: “Black Angel” Jaki Numazawa vs. Ryuji Ito
    Michael Jackson Auction: My Favorite Items – a set on Flickr
    INSANE!!!
    Sonny Chiba – Bromide idol days
    10 Things You Didn’t Know About Somali Pirates
    26-year-old man with body of a two-year-old
    Sea Serpent in Nantucket 1937
    Thunderbird Junior 50’s Mini-Cars
    Taylor Gatto – State Controlled Consciousness
    The Ethical Slut Returns
    “Into threesomes? Foursomes? Moresomes? The co-author of a cult classic about open relationships talks sex communes, romantic one-night stands, and offering chicken soup to lovers.”
    60’s Retro Drink Aid
    Golden arches topple, crush Naperville couple
    Shocked Russian surgeons open up man who thought he had a tumour… to find a FIR TREE inside his lung
    Eight Druggiest Rock Star Stories
    Phil Spector convicted of second-degree murder
    Brooklyn Man Bites Tip Off Own Penis
    I breastfeed my dad
    Trying desperately to measure up
    “Doctors in Asia are treating an increasing number of men with severe injuries who have tried to increase the size of their penises by injecting themselves with Vaseline and other oils.”
    “Daggering” Trend Is Breaking Jamaican Dicks
    “Signs of a fractured penis include a loud popping noise, followed by excruciating pain, swelling, and sometimes blood.” Thanks Erik.
    How to Be Goth – wikiHow
    Thanks Espo
    Weekly Review Harper’s Magazine 4-14-09
    Firefighters Say Teens Using Axe Body Spray As Flamethrower
    Body spray is finally good for something. Thanks James.
    Monkey Knievel
    Get OUTSIDE of your body~!
    “The pineal gland is occasionally associated with the sixth chakra (also called Ajna or the third eye chakra in yoga). It is believed by some to be a dormant organ that can be awakened to enable “telepathic” communication.”
    I Ate My Baby’s Placenta!
    Thanks Vinnie
    Grindhouseland Salutes… Vincent Price
    Lobbyist’s Testimony to Congress
    Maya Prophecy, Long Count Calendars & Possible Cosmic Catastrophe for 21-12-2012
    Brain Researchers Open Door to Editing Memory
    FEMA concentration camps debunked
    Was the Tunguska Fireball a Comet Chemical Bomb?
    Flint, Michigan: Government Considering Abandoning Parts of City, Cutting Off Police and Fire Service
    “Graffiti” to be legalized in Brazil?
    Graffiti judged low priority in S.F.
    IRAQ DEATHS on Twitter
    Mexican president: US authorities ‘complicit’ in drug trafficking
    Sabotage suspected in widespread phone outage in Santa Cruz and Santa Clara counties
    Report: Spies hacked into U.S. electricity grid
    ACLU Sues Prosecutor Over ‘Sexting’ Child Porn Charges
    Iraqi Gays Sentenced to Death for Their Sexuality Face Execution
    Pentagon preps for economic warfare
    Could Pirates Become an Army for the Stateless?
    The Hand In Space! – My god, it’s full of stars
    Woman with ‘a phantom third arm’
    “A stroke victim has developed a phantom third arm which she uses ‘just like a real-life limb’.”
    Attack of the Card Skimmers: It’s Happening Right Here, Right Now
    Somali Pirates Hijack Ship With 20 Americans On Board
    ‘Straight Edge’ Coke cop says oral sex to blame for dirty test, but judge not buying it
    “The couple met at a punk concert and, according to court records, they “would often sweat” while having sex “three or four times per week.” Thanks Staycey
    Poledancefan – Middle aged father works the pole
    “My name is Joel. I’m 47 married with two kids” Thanks Vinny.
    Chia Obama Dropped By Walgreens Amidst Cries of Racism
    “Since when is an Afro racist?”
    Dungeons & Dragons co-founder has passed away
    Did Obama bow to Saudi king?
    ‚ÄúSuch an act is a traditional obeisance befitting a king’s subjects, not his peer. There is no precedent for U.S. presidents bowing to Saudi or any other royals,‚Äù said the conservative Washington Times.
    Taxidermy Mouse Mouse!
    Pentagon blows up pigs in bombproof armor
    Monster Motorcycle Helmets
    The Deadliest Vespa
    50 Do-able Cartoon Hotties No Guy Could Kick Out of Bed
    Simulator
    Mum bathes baby in breast milk
    lookin’ dude chugging Mountain Dew
    The Public Hanging of a Circus Elephant
    Chiseling
    Bob Ross The Joy of Painting video channel
    Best Voice Ever!
    ShamWow Bust: But Wait, There’s More…
    Needle removed from ass – after 31 years
    The Amazing Story of the Man With Two Penises [nsfw]
    Shower Fight
    Build Your Own Multitouch Surface Computer
    P-Mate: Allowing women to pee freely just like a man
    6 Massive Old School Printers (& How They Were Advertised)
    Bulletproof Fashions
    Buddhist monk completes seven-year run
    “A few have done it twice; many more have not lived to finish. Traditionally, any monk, or gyoja, who can’t continue to the end must take his own live, either by hanging or disembowelment.”
    The neuropsychology of zombies
    The Top Seven Awesome Things You Didn’t Know About Steve McQueen
    Police Doughnuts
    Watch a Google Street View Car Hit a Bridge – Google Maps
    Saved from swimming in circles: Allison the one-finned turtle gets a new prosthetic
    Heads – Once In A Lifetime – By Kermit the Frog
    Top 10 Bizarre But True Drugs And Their Effects
    10 Recent Scientifically Solved Mysteries
    Lady chimps will mate for meat
    Rolling Spider
    Volcano Lightning
    5 Cats that Look Like Wilford Brimley
    Obama Fried Chicken
    Kennedy, you’ve been replaced! Thanks Haley.
    “Roadhouse” Blind Guitarist, Jeff Healey, Dies
    Awesome Medieval Suits of Armor
    My Vagina Pillow Rocks Her Lace Bush
    For Serious Riders Only
    Child Predator Hands
    “Dancing With The Stars” Boner
    Drunk teacher accused of forcing students to dance and “grind”
    off my long hair
    Flaming Garbage Cans In Hip Hop Videos
    A PERV caught naked at a beauty spot with a torch stuck up his bum — told cops he was DEPRESSED.
    1972 Halloween Catalog
    Cake Wrecks
    When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong.
    A Bristol secondary school has tried out a new style of sex education by letting teenage pupils examine a line-up of naked men.
    FOOD FACE DINNER PLATE
    Quest for artificial nose to sniff out terrorists’ fear
    Levi’s¬Æ √ó Damien Hirst “The Spin Jeans”
    Only ¥2,625,000 JPY (approximately $27,000 USD).
    Drugs glow green under torch beam
    “An ultraviolet torch which shows certain drugs as glowing green is being used to catch cocaine-using clubbers.”
    Angry customer blasts McDonald’s drive-through
    “A McDonald’s drive-through was shot up early Sunday after a customer was angered that the restaurant had shifted from the lunch menu to the breakfast menu, police said. ”
    Teen accused of burning man who let underage drinkers party at his home
    “A middle-age man charged with supplying alcohol to teens at his house suffered a severe groin burn when one teen lit the man‚Äôs pants on fire after he passed out, police said”
    Study: Housing Homeless Drunks And Letting Them Drink Saves Millions
    Pet dogs and cats a good way to break a leg, government says
    An inmate alleges two deputies got another prisoner to put his penis on a bologna sandwich which he ate
    “As soon as he had finished eating the sandwich Deputy Cantwell taunted him, and took out his cell phone on which he displayed a photo of another inmate in the jail with his penis on the bologna sandwhich,”
    Lawmakers Target Elderly Porn
    “Pervs preying on the elderly or disabled could soon face harsh new penalties under a first-of-its-kind proposed law that would punish sicko peddlers of geriatric and handicapped porn the same as child pornographers.”
    Australian Pimp Paid Teen Prostitute With Chicken Nuggets
    Thanks Petey
    “Smoking Smarties” Has Parents Fuming
    Candy Hits
    Woman has sex with pine cone, needs surgery to remove it
    Mexican Drug Lord Officially Thanks American Lawmakers for Keeping Drugs Illegal
    Was Madonna Involved in a Videotaped Human Sacrifice?
    Video Games Kill! Here’s Proof…
    ‘Healthy’ man, 25, collapses and dies playing Wii Fit game
    Drunk ShamWow Guy Smacks Up A Hoe
    TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl
    “EX-Masturbator” Shirt from Passion for Christ Movement
    “Yeah we said it‚Ķ.Nobody talks about it, but most people have done it or are still doing it. It’s seems to be a rite of passage for both girls and guys into the world of sex. Some say masturbation is not a sin, some say that it is. But is it really okay in the eyes of God?”
    Swiss banks ban top executive travel
    “Switzerland‚Äôs private banks have started to ban their top executives from travelling abroad, even to neighbouring France and Germany, because of fears they will be detained as part of a global crackdown on bank secrecy.”
    Female teacher on trial after she was caught performing oral sex on a male student in her classroom claims that it was the fault of medication she was taking
    “Were you ever on your knees in front of the victim?”
    Cape-wearing man arrested after reportedly robbing adult store
    Porn Censors Target Nude Renaissance Art
    Sarasota man arrested for 71st time
    Toss My Salad, Snoopy!
    “Douchebags” Lawsuit Dismissed
    Orange Guidos with lawyers
    Now Home Office drugs adviser wants to downgrade LSD from A to B
    England
    Police raid home of Fox News employee, charge him with possession of child porn
    Calvin and Hobbes strip from 15 years ago describes the current economic climate
    The Luckiest or Unluckiest Man in the World? Tsutomu Yamaguchi, double A-bomb victim
    Survivor of both Hiroshima and Nagasaki
    Spanish police seize 42-piece dinner set… made entirely of cocaine!
    Victorian Flea Circuses: A Lost Art Form
    Movie Trivia: The Goonies
    Wunderland Hamburg: the largest model railway in the world
    Google Street View forced to remove images
    Could Cow Urine Cola Make a Splash?
    “In a country where cows are sacred, drinking their urine is close to godliness.”
    KFC’s proposal: First pot pies, now potholes
    KFC wants to help patch the nation’s potholes, then brand them.
    Romania weighs decriminalizing consensual incest
    A Step Forward
    Flammable Water Due To Natural Gas Leak In Colorado Home
    The Economics of Star Trek
    In the Star Trek universe, there is no money.
    Crackle
    Another Streamin’ Movie Site
    Hollywood’s Scariest Haunted Houses
    Malaysian minister defends caning of prisoners as gruesome video appears on internet
    Ass-Tastic!
    Jersey girl, 14, arrested after posting nude pics
    TRENTON, N.J. – A 14-year-old New Jersey girl has been accused of child pornography after posting nearly 30 explicit nude pictures of herself on MySpace.com — charges that could force her to register as a sex offender if convicted.
    Flickr: billoney’s Photostream
    Freedom For Kidnapped 3M Boss
    “Workers at a factory in the French town of Pithiviers have finally released Luc Rousselet, a French manager for American firm 3M who was held in his office for more than a day after being locked in by employees who were angry about layoffs.”
    Ethiopia hit by Coca-Cola drought
    Thanks Rafael Lett
    BURTON INTERVIEW. METALLICA.
    RIP
    Blossom Dearie’s “Conjunction Junction” Romance?
    Did the woman who sang “Unpack Your Adjectives” ever get together with the guy who sang “I’m Just a Bill”?
    60-foot penis painted on roof
    Thanks Espo
    Inside the mind of Azel
    Tameil – Shotgun Buck (Duck Hunt Edit)
    Children of cousins ‘have greater risk of catching infectious disease’
    Farting Student Kicked Off School Bus
    ‘Star Wars’ Laser Kills Mosquitoes
    Old-ass Charles Manson
    Albino Tiger Head Found In Car
    $400 Dog Shit
    Blood-curdling sausage recipe by air force chefs
    “TWO German air force sergeants are facing courts martial after drawing their own blood to make traditional sausage.”
    The Obama Administration, Your Information, and You
    “The Obama administration, while progressive in some areas, still appears to be on the same page as the Bush administration regarding warrentless surveillance.”
    The Obama Deception
    “The Obama Deception is a hard-hitting film that completely destroys the myth that Barack Obama is working for the best interests of the American people.”
    Deathbed Boo-Boo
    ” A man who thought he was going to die confessed last week to a decades-old slaying. James Brewer, 58, didn‚Äôt die. Instead, he found himself Monday in a Tennessee courtroom facing a murder charge.
    Wack is Back! Increased Use of PCP Worries Authorities in D.C
    “As PCP Use Rebounds Among Suspects, D.C. Authorities Worry About Violent Incidents” Thanks ESPO
    Grease Art
    55 year old lady trying to win a booty shaking contest
    Sewing machine signed by Metallica
    & The Illuminati (1 of 4)
    Virginity rates among students by major
    Electronic Road Signs: Newest Hacked Road Sign Warns Of New York’s Imminent Demise
    Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
    Police seize 1,200 pounds of pot in spinach cans
    Colonel Sanders pulled from river after 24 years
    Woman shot by arrow on NYC street, is recovering
    German Fried Chicken: Tender, Juicy Obama Fingers Hit the Shelves
    “A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product.”
    Go-go dancer duped with fake $100 bills
    Horse bites off Indonesian man’s testicle, spits it out
    Pirates of Somalia – The Big Picture
    Cocaine found in store’s peppers
    Queens!
    Penile Extenders Actually Might Work, Doctors Say
    U.S. teens were hit men for Mexican cartel
    “Both teenagers received six-month military-style training on a Mexican ranch. Investigators say Cardona and Reta were paid $500 a week each as a retainer, to sit and wait for the call to kill. Then they were paid up to $50,000 and 2 kilos of cocaine for carrying out a hit.”
    Police put purported pothead in pokey, pinched placing potted pot on porch perch
    VA$HTIE » party pics: 3/12 THE RECESSION SPECIAL Рloft party for A-RON THE DON’S BORNDAY!
    Recession Special!
    More Party Photos
    Can We unClick Google?
    “A challenge to activists of the twenty-first century: how can we effectively fight back against Google‚Äôs violation of our online privacy? ”
    Militant Obama youth march to ‘Alpha, Omega’ chant
    PLEASE DON’T RIOT…IT’S JUST WHAT ‘THEY’ WANT
    “Be very, very aware of anyone who starts rioting, or encourages others to do so, amid peaceful demonstrations. Who are they and why are they doing this when it is handing all the aces to the system to impose a Police State? They are either stupid or agents of that State.”
    Grass-Mud Horse
    ‘A Dirty Pun Tweaks China‚Äôs Online Censors ‘
    Gucci Mane To Be Released From Jail This Weekend
    Thanks J.Scott
    Woman finds hungry calico cat hiding in $27 couch
    ARTIST NOW IN ROGUE GALLERY
    “A top Japanese pop artist in town for a big gallery opening was busted the night before his show when cops spotted him drawing a smiley face on the wall of an East Side subway station after a boozy night out, officials said yesterday.” Thanks Espo.
    Kids mistakenly drink wiper fluid at Ark. day care
    Thanks EMone
    The Fat Jew’s Oscar party on E! Daily 10
    Team Facelift: spreadin’ the weirdness like guac.
    The Virgins on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Wed, Mar 11 2009
    Who styled Donald?!
    Police Bust Alleged Gang-Promoting Radio Station
    Know Your Meme: Boxxy
    Rare Pink Dolphin Photo Gallery
    Mo’ Albino Dolphin!
    Otaku Power – Trivia/Desire/Transformation
    ‘Radioactive’ sex offender on the run
    Eatin’?
    It’s Not Easy Being Green – Kermit The Frog Corpse Fashion
    How many dead frogs does it take to make you look fly?
    Wigger Mackin’ with Stuffed Animal Tigers
    Report: Diebold Voting System Has ‘Delete’ Button for Erasing Audit Logs
    Obama & Biden chipped or wearing tracking devices?
    CIA destroyed 92 interrogation tapes
    Advocates applaud AG Holder on marijuana policy
    “Medical marijuana advocates applauded Friday after the Obama administration signaled it will halt federal raids on dispensaries, easing a long-standing rift between California and federal law. ”
    The slow death of handwriting
    How Much Of Our Debt Comes From Drug Money?
    War on drug cartels: Mexico under siege
    A New Civil War?
    U.S. Energy Department Cannot Account for Nuclear Materials at 15 Locations
    UPDATE: FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN UNITED STATES!
    Water Supply Will Stay Poisoned With Gender-Bending Chemicals Due To “Carbon Footprint” Of Filtering Systems
    Ancient Language of Universal Symbols Discovered
    Legalize marijuana
    “A new plan to legalize marijuana in California would create a $1 billion tokin’ tax and thousands of green jobs. Now that’s a stimulus plan!”
    Fertility Institute Offers Designer Children
    SMOKING GUN PROOF THAT ILLUMINATI PLANNED TERRIBLE EVENTS MANY YEARS AGO TO BRING DOWN OUR CULTURE: Part 2
    ‘Vampire’ discovered in mass grave
    Cost of locking up Americans too high
    “One in every 31 U.S. adults is in the corrections system”
    ‘This is off-the-charts weird’
    “He often brought drugs or alcohol to work and sometimes had sex with women. At least three of those women were dead”
    Stimulus Logo: Branding the U.S. Recovery
    Investigation Continues Into KFC Prank Call
    “And then they were told by this person on the phone to go outside and disrobe and actually urinate on one another to decontaminate each other,”
    Filmmaker plans Eyeborg eye-socket camera
    In Drug-Leery Japan, Arrests for Marijuana Are on the Rise
    Utah is No. 1 – for online pornography consumption
    Pink dolphin appears in US lake
    Albino Dolphin!
    Africa: Genitals removed while men are alive
    “Young men are attacked and their genitals cut off while they are still alive; children’s throats are slit and their organs removed; and border-crossers are caught with bags containing human heads and sexual organs.”
    Former Guantanamo detainee tells of ‘medieval’ torture
    “…he lived in constant darkness and “came close to insanity” after being forced to listen to the same album by rapper Eminem at top volume for a solid month.”
    David Lynch on Product Placement
    advert
    Thanks Vinnie
    Guitar Store Shaped Like Giant Amp
    The science of selling out
    “Iggy Pop’s endorsement of car insurance has prompted accusations of selling out. But does anyone really care any more?”
    Turning pregnant bumps into art
    Thanks David Canning
    Kitten in Bong!
    Thanks EMone
    Spain arrests ‘cocaine cast’ man
    “A Chilean man with a broken leg was arrested at Barcelona airport after his “cast” was found to be made of cocaine not plaster, Spanish police say.” Thanks Espo!
    The 20 Most Terrifying Pictures of Ronald McDonald Ever
    Water Balloon Poppin’!
    Ectoplasmic Acoustics
    ‘Hipstavore’
    LEGO has the Coolest business card ever
    $28 Million Chair
    typografie: Freshfonts | AUTOBAHN grafisch ontwerp
    Obama Gay Scandal!
    Fisherman found my lost phone in the belly of a 25lb cod …and it still works after a week in a fish
    bombombombomwooooo
    Failure sound from The Price Is Right
    Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Back Together
    YAY!
    90-year-old in 8mph mobility scooter takes wrong turn and ends up on highway
    Meet the Republican Rapper
    Kanye Gay BeeJay
    Facebook – Snitchin’ On Yerself
    A teenager was fired for commenting on Facebook at work about how she was bored at work.
    And The Award For Creepiest Guitar Goes To…
    Teenar: The Sexy Girl Guitar
    Bat Boy: One ugly cat
    Stephen Powers from Overbrook Video Choices ¬´ Duffed Out Industries
    Graff Girl – DJ Lady Tribe
    Sun your Buns, or should I say Challah?
    NYC Official: Ban Japanese ‘Rape’ Video Game
    ‘Rapelay’
    Boston Graffiti Wars
    Thanks Mariondream81!
    aNYthing is back! screensaver
    Thanks Bjernie!
    Rihanna — The Face of a Battered Woman
    Anyone else see her horns?
    Clan at Roy Rodgers – RZA in New York 1992
    Original Human TETRIS Performance
    A Theme on Glass Bottles
    Giant Six Pound Rat Caught in China
    Come to Chinatown, there’s bigger!
    Obama Sushi
    Shit happens
    Lily Allen Gets Fingered
    Man ‘waged urine-spray campaign’
    A man sprayed a mixture of urine and faeces in two supermarkets, a pub and a bookshop in Gloucestershire
    Former nun tells of sex and suffering inside Indian convent
    Nunsploitation!
    Facebook Yields to User Outrage: Reverts to Old TOS
    The Third Eye Video Camera
    The Cyber Eye is finally here! Needs a red glow, though.
    Guys Cabinet Door Sounds Exactly like Chewbacca!
    Touch and Go Records to Stop Releasing New Music, Shut Down Distribution
    The Nine Weirdest PSAs Ever Made (VIDEO)
    Vicodin Earrings
    Freak Bike Accident – View With Caution
    Thanks Googs!
    Toothy raccoon bit off man’s penis
    Thanks Ramon!
    >> ‚Ñ¢ RETARD RIOT ‚Ñ¢ <<
    The Glob – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Hagen and Don Rickles
    Thanks Bjarni Einarsson
    A Sociologist’s Look at Graffiti
    ESPOoooooooooooo!
    My Body (Tuts My Barreh) / Karaoke Fail (English subtitles)
    Thanks EMone MTV
    The Drought – Rappers ‘n Recession
    Thanks Billoney!
    PAINT MISBEHAVIN’ AS VANDALS HIT CENTRAL PARK
    Proof Weave Womans’s Weave Stops Bullet Saves Her Life In Kansas!
    Dynamic Breakers “ANTI GRAFFITTI Commercial”
    “Graffiti Tagger” Falls To His Death On The 826 (MIAMI)
    U.S. judges accused of jailing kids for cash
    Hitler had shocking table manners, gorged on cake and suffered flatulence, reveals never-before-seen profile
    Salt Lake woman with world’s longest fingernails, loses nails in crash
    You’ve been knickered, son
    A THIEF has been caught with more than 1,600 items of women’s lingerie hidden in the home he shared with his parents.
    Geronimo’s Heirs Sue Secret Yale Society Over His Skull
    “Ark’eting” the Aaron Bondaroff and Semen Sperms Video Interview
    Record Envelope – the little library of factory sleeves
    A collection of generic record company 45 sleeves
    S E M E N C L A W
    W T F
    The Bacon Explosion – Take Bacon. Add Sausage. Blog.
    Mmmmm…Swine!
    The Racial Slur Database
    Shoe-throwing Sculpture Removed
    Thanks Petey!
    Heavy Metal Laundry Tips
    The Magic (Indoor) Tree House
    French fighter planes grounded by computer virus
    NYPD cops in crackdown on graffiti punks
    Do-It-Yourself Vagina
    Ars Erotica: The Erotic Art Museum
    I’ve got the world’s biggest boobs
    38KKK breasts!
    Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans
    Pictured: The cow that was zapped by lightning – and survived
    Surgeons remove donated kidney through vagina
    Man caught with pigeons in his trousers
    ‘Mom cooks me like a turkey in the oven’
    The Beatles – Made Outta Wool!
    2009 Northwest Arkansas Ice Storm Pictures
    A Teddy Bear for Your Hipster Lifestyle
    Cornify – Unicorns & Rainbows On-Demand
    The Cramps – Newsletter / FanZine – 1 – 7 (PDF’s)
    US Army Has Highest Suicide Rate Since Vietnam War
    Ecstasy ‘no more dangerous than horse riding’
    China Earthquake A Dam-Induced Disaster?
    Kellogg’s Wimps Out Over Phelps’s Bong Hit: What Century Are They Living in?
    York City property owner has message for crack dealers
    “Deer Crack Dealer,” the message stated. “You kin sell crack on this block and the York City Police will not stop you. They fear you. Crack Rules.”
    Shepard Fairey Dodges Criticism at ICA: Street Artists and Copyright Advocates Demand Answers
    Shepard Fairey: OBEY my lawyers
    Dumb Lip Tattoos
    Shepard Fairey, artist of Obama ‘Hope’ poster arrested
    Little Island
    Get a lil’ robot copy of yerself!
    Toddler
    Squid cake
    Lucky in Love ‘The Price Is Right’ Hand Embroidery
    What’s that Smell? Maple Syrup Mystery Solved
    Best Tattoo EVER
    Val Kilmer mulls run for N.M. governor
    Owner’s sign tells ‘crack dealers’ to sell here
    World’s youngest sex-change operation
    Pranks involving electronic road signs stir worry
    Zombies Ahead!
    Teen accused of using Facebook for sexual blackmail
    One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm
    Video: Hacker war drives San Francisco cloning RFID passports
    Flooded Mcdonald’s
    Men smell of cheese; women smell of onion
    Cash4Gold Will Offer One-Third of the Actual Value for your Gold
    Raids net alleged members of tagger crew that hit L.A., Las Vegas
    Top Ten Female Streakers
    Little Boy Is on Drugs [VIDEO]
    The Fix Is In – Trading Cards
    Bart Simpson is a Scientologist
    Google Maps Car Hits a Deer, Records Entire Ordeal on Google Maps
    Man ‘finds US troop data’ on Used MP3 Player
    Drug Money Saving Banks
    The United Nations’ crime and drug watchdog has indications that money made in illicit drug trade has been used to keep banks afloat in the global financial crisis
    Giant Ant Colony is a World Wonder
    Blowfish testicles sicken 7 in Japan
    Iron Maiden Eddie as Sponge Bob
    Brit Jew marries dolphin
    Rectal Foreign Bodies
    HIVE OF AFGHAN ADDICTS
    GRAND PUBA/BRAND NUBIANS: THE REMIXES
    Smart Bombs and War Porn Hit YouTube
    Israel Defense Forces use YouTube for propaganda
    Hail King Obama: President for life
    The ‘Chemtrail’ Hoax – According to the U.S. Air Force
    Chemtrails in the Sky Are Evidence of Nefarious Activities for Broad-Based Conspiracy Theorists
    Fresh Prince Theme: Gangsta Version
    Thanks Naw!
    Cops Talk Funny: Operations & Tactics at Officer.com
    Pimp My Altar
    Bernie Madoff’s Palm Beach House Gets Toilet Papered
    Is there really such a thing as … placenta stew?
    Placenta Recipes
    “Each placenta weighs approximately 1/6 of the baby’s weight. Cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes”
    Soviet Propaganda Against USA (posters)
    Downi Creations – The only collectible quality dolls with realistic Down syndrome features
    “Meet our growing family of Down Syndrome Originals¬©”
    Downs Syndrome Dolls Again
    Black Devil Doll – Movie
    Bunnies Meltin’!
    Stereo Titties
    Bevis’ Sis
    Philly Malnourished Horses Removed From Crumbling Makeshift Stables
    Sorry I blew yer spot up, dudes, but treat yer horses right! Thanks Tim Artz.
    Man died in network of tunnels he made through house of rubbish
    Thnx Heather!
    Crack Whore Confessions Theme Song
    Snow Prints
    For Two – The second ever computer game
    1958 oscilloscope game!
    eBay – A History of Unusual Items
    Sneeze Porn!
    Gesundheit!
    10 Porn Stars Who Twitter
    The awfulness of Billy Joel, explained.
    Chippendiddys
    Euro Boy Strippers…WTF?!
    Birth Movie Trailer
    LSD: The Dream Emulator
    1998 Sony Playstation game released only in Japan
    TurbanMan
    Homemade Girl Scout Cookie recipes
    Skateboarding in Afghanistan Provides a Diversion From Desolation
    Thanks Googs
    A list of different paraphilias and sexual fetishes
    Comic Book Urban Legends Revealed
    CFNM
    Walk-By Bukkake
    NSFW
    1954 Senate Interim Report – Comic Books and Juvenile Delinquency
    Home of the Slug Love
    Hardcore Banana Slug Sex!
    Boy, 14, dupes police, patrols Chicago for 5 hours
    A 14-year-old aspiring police officer donned a uniform, walked into a Chicago police station and managed to get an assignment — patroling in a squad car for five hours before he was detected, police said Sunday.
    Make your own lock picks – Part 1
    What A Nigerian Facebook Scam Looks Like
    Pope warns against too much Facebook
    3D porn to revolutionise industry
    Gold tooth missing after crutch attack
    Abandoned Mike Tyson mansion in Ohio
    The Shur Shot
    Douche/enema nozzle that connects to yer shower
    Vintage French Fucking Machines
    Body Builder vs. Rubik’s Cube
    Banking with Beanies
    Finding parallels to the current financial meltdown in previous bubbles, from Holland’s Tulipomania to the Beanie Baby bubble
    Disney Rejection Letter, 1938
    Bolivia – The Train Graveyard
    Wood Furniture, Wood House, Everything Wood
    It’s all wood.
    The Cave House
    $1,950,000
    Weird Deformed Animals
    Signs of the Endtimes
    Chick Cartoon Tracts
    Latest Trend: Myspace Address Tattoos!
    Police seize ‘Obama’ brand heroin
    “The Smoking Gun Web site, which headlined the story “The Audacity of Dope,” pointed out that drug dealers are fond of brands and frequently misappropriate names for them. Over the years, police have seized bin Laden heroin, Harry Potter Ecstasy and even cocaine branded as Teletubbies, a TV show aimed at toddlers.”
    Inside Programmable Road Signs
    Web Browsers | EFF Surveillance Self-Defense Project
    Government Computer News Pans Printer Dots
    For those of you who don’t know, modern printers print a secret tracking code on all yer printouts.
    Banker Gives Spankings to 50 Customers
    Top 6 Bizarre Body Modifications and Plastic Surgeries
    Guards plead not guilty in ‘nightmare’ Rikers beatings
    “Three correction officers created a sadistic secret society on a Rikers Island cellblock, ordering prisoners to extort and beat other inmates, prosecutors charged Thursday.”
    Kate Moss gets £30,000 Andre graffiti from boyfriend rocker Jamie Hince
    AGUA – Work On Paper, Wreck Center, Endorsements
    How the Computer gets the answer…
    Installation – Doubles
    World Superhero Registry
    REAL Heroes
    Diapers
    Nerd – Wikipedia
    The first documented appearance of the word “nerd” is as the name of a creature in Dr. Seuss’s book If I Ran the Zoo (1950)
    Little Blue Pills Among the Ways CIA Wins Friends in Afghanistan
    Payment Processor Breach May Be Largest Ever
    A data breach last year at Princeton, N.J., payment processor Heartland Payment Systems may have compromised tens of millions of credit and debit card transactions, the company said today.
    30-pound marijuana brick delivered to wrong address by UPS
    Abandoned Amusement Parks in Asia
    List of defunct amusement parks
    Artificial Virginity Hymen
    best response ever on People’s Court
    Henchman’s Helper
    Kenny Rogers  lookalike
    Sprite Stitch – A video game inspired cross stitch weblog
    Mike Tysons Punch-Out Scarf – DIY
    Awesome!
    Miss World finalist has hands and feet amputated
    Skitch Hitchcock and Salt Creek Beach Crew Old School Skateboarding
    “That Dogtown stuff is all well and good, but skitch Hitchcock and friends know that OC‚Äôs own Salt Creek Beach crew has left its own mark on the skateboarding world”
    Why Nuclear Weapons Are (Still) Bad for the Planet
    True Art Crime Heist: Case of the Stolen Rembrandt
    Knitters turn to graffiti artists with ‘yarnbombing’
    Graffiti artists have added a new tool their traditional aerosol cans – knitting needles and a ball of wool.
    Dad’s grow-op busted after baby dials 9-1-1
    Sex offender wins $500,000 Alaska lottery
    An Alaska lottery held to raise money for a group that helps sexual abuse victims had a surprise winner: a convicted sex offender.
    Adolf Hitler, Sisters Taken from Parents’ Home
    The Gangster Archives
    Mostly graffiti related stuff from the very early Teen Angel’s magazines, with other items of interest thrown in.
    Third Eye Camera Skull Pinhole Camera Art
    The Don Martin Dictionary
    “FAGROOOSH SHUSSHH SHPISHLE FROOM” – A Seashell
    7 Things I Learned Working on a Pot Farm
    Why is Marijuana Illegal?
    Google Trends Subversion: ‚úà ‚ñå‚ñå
    Velvet Underground – 1969 press kit
    Gaza Rockets – Cookin’ Show
    How to Be a Skater Girl
    Remember in the old days when you hadda figure things out for yerself, not just Google ’em?!
    Amature Obama Portraits
    Leadbelly Morph Video
    I live out my sexual fantasy as an online escort
    Whorin’ in Second Life
    What’s Inside Obama’s iPod?
    Growing Up Star Wars: 1977-1985 Pool
    Flikr photoset of how Star Wars influenced/damaged many young lives.
    Top 11 compounds in US drinking water
    The latest thing to get scared shitless about.
    How America Lost the War on Drugs
    Chicken McNugget, Step One [PIC]
    Mmmmm…soft serve mechanically separated chicken. Thanks Krissy.
    Islamic militants ridicule death of Bush cat
    Cars: Inside the Rocket-Proof Obamamobile
    Casu marzu – Delicious Maggot Cheese!
    Zimbabwe introduces $50 billion note
    A Billi A Billi A Billi
    Top 5 Most Disturbing Breastfeeding Videos of All-Time
    Smokin’ Presidents
    US veterans sue CIA for alleged drug and mind control experiments
    “Rochelle said he was given just one breath of a chemical in aerosol form that kept him drugged for two and a half days, struggling with visions. He said he saw animals coming out of the walls and his freckles moving like bugs under his skin. At one point, he tried to cut the freckles out with a razor.”
    Mutant NYC Bed Bugs Impervious to Toxic Attack
    Will inauguration have enough port-a-potties?
    “This is the largest temporary restroom event in the history of the United States,” he said.
    Punk And The Swastika
    Рバカロボ キントレーZ
    This shit is weird!
    Vintage Smoke Helmets / Gas Masks
    Wild lookin’!
    Skateboard Truck Table
    A Gallery of Medical Marijuana – Slideshows – CNBC
    BLACK FLAG My War test press LP w/ Raymond Pettibon art – eBay
    I’ve only got it with the poster and press kit.
    What’s It Going to Take to Lock Up Drug Company Execs?
    A recent article in the New England Journal of Medicine reveals the shocking extent of how corrupt drug companies are.
    Delusional Downtown Divas
    Flintstones Bedrock City of Custer, SD
    Cut-Rate Flintstones Theme Park
    US porn industry seeks multi-billion dollar bailout
    Porn baron Larry Flynt is seeking a $5 billion bailout from Washington to rejuvenate the industry, which he says is suffering because of the economic downturn.
    The Art of the Prank : David Cerny: Detente Czech Style
    Art Pranks, Culture Jamming and Reality Hacking, Pranksters
    Adobe home found under Marin hippie commune
    There were two renowned drug busts in 1969. In one of them, narcotics agents demanded to know who owned all the pot they found. McCoy responded famously, “It belongs to God. I just smoke it.”
    Version of Amerikkka
    Blowjob X-Ray’s
    Goes Vegan
    Thanks Petey
    Andre Thomas, Texas Death Row Inmate, Pulls Out Eye, Eats it
    On death row for killin’ his wife ‘n daughter ‘n rippin’ their hearts out. “Thomas told police how he put his victims’ hearts in his pocket and left their apartment, took them home, put them in a plastic bag and threw them in the trash.”
    ‘I tripped and fell … honest’
    SHOCKED surgeons were forced to use their imagination after operating on woman with a huge can of hairspray stuck in her bum.
    Elderly Woman’s Shoes Grow Into Her Feet
    Is this new bio-tech?
    Man Covered In Feces Attacks Flight Attendant
    Thanks Ramon!

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