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Death 2 Poseurs!

DEATH TO POSEURS!

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Los Angeles, stop doing cocaine
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All the dumb things? Blink 182 front man’s UFO project $37 million in debt
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German Art Activists Get Passport Using Digitally Altered Photo of Two Women Merged Together
“Passports are tools o… https://t.co/BlH9ZSJutL

Reflective Eyewear – Privacy – Anti-Facial Recognition – Anti-Surveillance – IR – Infrared – Obscure your face to C… https://t.co/M48WqjlttO

Electric TOOTHBRUSH LOCK PICK Simple To Make
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John Waters – Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous
‘See this painting? It’s nice isn’t it? I STOLE IT!’ #AwesomeShit
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Facebook’s value has crashed 30% since July 😂📉💸
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Facebook sends man animation featuring cartoon characters dancing on his mother’s grave
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Witches to Hex Justice Kavanaugh in Occult Ritual in NYC
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SO SICK! A Cadillac Snowcat stretch limo
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Does Your Meat Contain Ketamine?
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Maine Restaurant Sedates Lobsters With Marijuana Before Cooking Them
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Parasitic Fungus Produces Psilocybin & Speed, Turns Cicada Host Into Tweeked Out Sex Addict
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MDMA Makes Octopuses Want to Mingle, Too
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E-cig co. put Viagra, Cialis in vape liquids—the FDA is throbbing mad #VapeBoner
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THC Amounts Identical in Most Cannabis Strains
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Two Year Old Smokes 40 Cigarettes a Day
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Activist Pours Fentanyl On Hands To Dispel Exposure Myth
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“Titanic” Crew’s Lobster Chowder Spiked with PCP
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Possible crack pipe vending machines found on Long Island
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Smoked a flying drone bong
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Pickled to Death – Death by Embalming Fluid
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Nun busted for smuggling cocaine into Australia in high heels
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Steven Tyler Spent 2 to 5 Million on Cocaine
How does he not have Parkinson’s?!
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Researchers say a breathalyzer has flaws, casting doubt on countless convictions
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Heroin Puppies
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Behold: The First Paint Marketed to Cover Up Marijuana Smells
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Succulent Smugglers
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Brooke Shields And Punk Rock
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The Collected Checkered Demon – S. Clay Wilson – Google Books https://t.co/067lCkrtkN

People are angry over this safe sex guide, which calls the νagina a ‘front hole’
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Nope, Those Aren’t Mailboxes: Paris Rolls Out Sidewalk Urinals
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Behold another botched restoration of a religious artifact https://t.co/xQLHhiPDp9

‘Satanist’ teenager burns down historic 250-year-old wooden church built by Catherine the Great
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Jay-Z’s Tidal Accused of Falsifying Beyonce and Kanye West Streaming Numbers ‘to the tune of several hundred million https://t.co/kXvRAN8z5K

Lewd Hoboken Bar Video #Oof
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Vagina beer made with ‘essence of hot underwear models’
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Photos of Abandoned Russia
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Security flaws in police body cameras open the devices to attack
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U2 “Streets Have No Name” is a RIPOFF of ZZ Top “Legs”
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Worst hairline in hip hop?
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CDC urges Americans to stop washing, reusing condoms https://t.co/BphNUkTsz0

Rat w/ Wings Protects Kitten
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Crazy Bird Lady has over 600 birds in 1000 sq ft house
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THE WORST DJ EVER?
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Wealthy White Teen Who Joined the Crips Acquitted in Drive-By Shooting https://t.co/2viJejandY

Elderly men escape nursing home to go to Wacken metal festival
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NASTY SAVAGE LIVE IN POLAND 1988
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Venom – Witching Hour
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Paul McCartney Remembers Group Masturbation With John Lennon https://t.co/kJFAWpQXc5

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Who told you those frayed bottom high water jeans look good?!

Who told you those frayed bottom high water jeans look good?! #BonerKillingPants #FashionVictim #CueDuelingBanjos

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Happy 75th Birthday LSD!
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Meet the Grand Master of Meth, Dennis Morrow
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“Every homeless person has like three scooters now. They take the brains out, the logos off and they literally hotwire it.” https://t.co/utLc2qMTzY

A Florida Man Faces Prison for Making Gold Grills Without a License
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Black rapper’s ‘hang white people’ video triggers meltdown in France
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Young Thug Plays Basketball While Wearing in a Skirt
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all the drugs
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Puppy Cuteness Is Perfectly Timed to Manipulate Humans
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What the hell?!
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RIP Playboy Maurizio Zanfanti, 63, who slept with 6,000 women dies having sex with 23-year-old tourist Fabio meets David Lee Roth lookin’ motherfucker https://t.co/rFtj4ASL3C

That new facebook friend? Could be an undercover cop…
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Art experts say iconic Banksy painting Girl with Balloon that shredded is now worth DOUBLE
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‘Cannibal wife’ suspected of eating up to 30 people 😋🍴
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LaCroix lawsuit claims sparkling water includes cockroach insecticide https://t.co/vrlJHgI42p

Minnesota Residents Call Police On Rowdy Drunk Birds
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Paul McCartney Smoked the Strongest Weed of His Life With Fela Kuti
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Instagram has a drug problem. Its algorithms make it worse #oxy #percocet #painkillers #painpills #oxycontin… https://t.co/75uGpiGK91

Defcon Voting Village report shows that hacking voting machines takes less time than voting
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Daft Punk and The Weeknd are being sued for alleged plagiarism on Starboy
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Anti ‘manspreading’ campaign on Russian trains sees female law student spray BLEACH onto crotches of offenders
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UPDATE: It’s Russian Anti-Feminist Propaganda

Distracted Boyfriend meme is sexist, rules Swedish ad watchdog
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“Satanic Cult Awareness” Training Guide (1988) from the archives of the U.S. Department of Justice
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I’ve always said that ‘Street Art is the tool of the gentrifier’, now I have a new term for it: ‘Artwashing’
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Chinatown Locals ‘Erase the Hate’ of Insensitive Gate Murals
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Miles Davis’ yellow Ferrari is up for sale on eBay
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Vaping While Black in NYC Gets You a Night in Jail
“‘THC oil’ is classified as a controlled substance in NY law. So… https://t.co/FnigEPiLFB

Models With Three Breasts Walk the Runway at Milan Fashion Week
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Authorities Warn About Pedophiles Using Fortnite To Groom Children https://t.co/euZA0j2DAW

Evolution of Lil Wayne’s BALD Dreadlocks (2002 – 2017) feat. Moldy Braidlocks
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Young Dolph Brags That He “Got Some Head When I Was Six” on new song https://t.co/hzckdll8GS

Huge marijuana bundles are washing up on Florida beaches after hurricane Florence, and swimmers are fighting over them https://t.co/kbAhtPvE1M

David Lee Roth and Ozzy Osbourne’s insane ‘cocaine challenge’ of 1978
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Inspired by ‘They Live,’ these glasses block screens
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America’s Most Drunkest
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Man who posed as a housewife pleads guilty to making secret sex tapes with 150 men
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Beyoncé’s Former Drummer Claims Singer Molested Her with ‘Dark Magic’ ‘Extreme Witchcraft’
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‘Pimples are in’
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‘Urban Struggle’: Classic documentary on Black Flag and the Orange County punk scene
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Vampire Billionaires

 

⬤ VALIE EXPORT. Action Pants: Genital Panic. 1969
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⬤ $1,000 Bagel Is Back in New York City! 💸 https://t.co/Ott14bTW1s

⬤ Vampire Billionaires 😈💉
The Secretive Family Making Billions From the Opioid Crisis https://t.co/9momwJE2lM

⬤ E-cigs are being adapted to smoke heroin, crack cocaine and ecstasy to make detection harder https://t.co/R0YzKIaHSs

⬤ How to Win a War on Drugs https://t.co/lIXZUGd5Ks

⬤ People Are Dying Because of Ignorance, not Because of Opioids https://t.co/gDNjdtjOvF

⬤ ‘Of course it’s loaded you stupid shit’
Final words of GHB user who was fatally shot during drug-fuelled 3some https://t.co/DAchsxMHVB

⬤ RIP Mr. Lahey from Trailer Park Boys

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Equifax Deserves the Corporate Death Penalty https://t.co/c5QqC5dOEP

⬤ The opioid epidemic: How Congress and drug company lobbyists worked to neutralize the DEA https://t.co/oc9XSYb7FL

⬤ Drink Up: High Lead Levels Found in Two InfoWars Supplements https://t.co/NULFjqNnmb

⬤ Monster Marijuana Plants In Oregon
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⬤ Dumbass with ‘I love ketamine’ bumper sticker is pulled over… and busted for K https://t.co/U3XKAf7I4t

⬤ What happens when you take LSD & the visuals don’t stop?
Hallucinogen Persisting Perception Disorder
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⬤ Meth-Laced 7Up Reportedly Found in Mexico https://t.co/3fZzWhzGfx

⬤ Synthetic Pot Laced With Formaldehyde Raises Concern In Dallas https://t.co/kq1VWiVJYX

⬤ Scientists grow human mini-brains in lab then dose them with psychedelic drugs https://t.co/5pcEvEEbkR

⬤ Only A Handful Of People In History Have Ever Overdosed On LSD. This Is What Happened To Them
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⬤ An anarchist takes on the drug industry — by teaching patients to make their own meds https://t.co/BsvIygTEqQ

⬤ Deep In the Heart Of The Congo, Pygmie Tribes Are Selling Weed To Survive
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⬤ Some consider the Sajama Lines to be the largest artwork in the world
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⬤ A Visual History Of Video Companies In The 80’s #VHS https://t.co/SKXzk3rM3I

⬤ Police Reportedly Claim a Brooklyn Teen Consented to Sex in Custody. That’s Impossible. https://t.co/X8YQytpjqy

⬤ ‘Dead Serious’ Pennsylvania GOP Mayoral Candidate Determined to Enact ‘Narco Bunnies’ Plan to Sniff Out Drugs https://t.co/yQpfI4pkmd

⬤ Someone Is Trying to Knock the Dark Web Drug Trade Offline https://t.co/tuBEzvcr5u

⬤ Murderer Of Children Can’t Be Cremated To “Witches’ Sabbath” portion of Hector Berlioz’s Symphonie Fantastique https://t.co/S7rs2mGMaK

⬤ How Hippies Put on the Worst Music Festival in History https://t.co/fDBgG9Yume

⬤ Eggs are the future
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⬤ Bigfoot Dildo https://t.co/E7fNbY75T7

⬤ Is Nirvana Punk? https://t.co/Vo5SX1OTAh

⬤ Is Nirvana punk? https://t.co/daJGVF8jYQ

⬤ Did Post Malone’s “Rockstar” Get To #1 By Gaming The Billboard System? https://t.co/kUHobuzEFe

⬤ Hustler Founder Larry Flynt Offers $10M for Info Leading to Trump’s Impeachment https://t.co/TFQHLCeVBr

⬤ Harmony Korine’s Newest Stoner Comedy “The Beach Bum” Will Have Weed Smell-O-Vision https://t.co/nJdFayKLpa

⬤ Warning of ‘ecological Armageddon’ after dramatic plunge in insect numbers https://t.co/MGVNCgQ7Il

⬤ Praying mantis watching TV
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⬤ Russian Artist (best known for nailing his scrotum to the ground on Moscow’s Red Square) Burns French Bank
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⬤ How Superstitions and Myths Affect Animal Conservation https://t.co/MWRRhOJTMk

⬤ The Tree That Owns Itself 🌲
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⬤ Take A Peek Inside The Transient, Beautiful Lives Of Emerald Triangle Trimmers (Photos) #Trimmigrants https://t.co/FKCtW61jna

Pot farmer’s dreams go up in smoke during California wildfires 🔥🍁🔥 https://t.co/kmcLxRXxu7

Are Mexican Cartels Behind California’s Wildfires? https://t.co/BAxnqtuaxL

⬤ Fire, Brimstone, and Dioxin: Toxic Smoke from Wine Country Wildfires Threatens Cannabis Crop and Public Health https://t.co/EyN4KWeang

⬤ Suspects’ phones led Northwest investigators to carcasses in one of the biggest poaching cases they’ve ever seen https://t.co/H1WJ3qKKjA

⬤ Police warn 3 drugs could explode onto local streets
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⬤ Philip K. Dick’s High Life – LSD & Speed
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⬤ Magic mushrooms may ‘reset’ the brains of depressed patients https://t.co/3vohILJzL3

⬤ Mobile Phone Companies Appear To Be Selling Your Location To Almost Anyone https://t.co/79UHiAyeYT

⬤ The new urban legend ‘White Van’?
Bizarre Drone Tries To Lure Kids Off School Playground In Ohio
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⬤ Scientists Can Read a Bird’s Brain and Predict Its Next Song https://t.co/Vz8f6gT5pL

⬤ Everything Is Fake: Top 40 Pieces Of Fakery In Our World
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⬤ Adolf Hitler’s underpants have been sold for $6,737 at an auction in the US
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⬤ The Bizarre Story of How Trump Won’t Stop Claiming a Fake Renoir Painting He Owns Is Real
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⬤ Thief in a suitcase robs bus baggage in Paris https://t.co/inmb2IgpKX

⬤ War of the Worlds (1953) Pressbook
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⬤ Found: The Elaborate Coal Belt Buckles of First-Century Women Warriors https://t.co/Mm7skE6jXV

⬤ Biohacker Josiah Zayner is injecting himself with self-edited DNA at home https://t.co/TOYypD49wY

Los Angeles Eyebrows https://t.co/8irH0QYL5f

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Man behind infamous ‘alien autopsy’ video finally reveals the whole truth behind it
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⬤ Little Green Men from UFOs? POW WWII mural at Wright Patt a mystery https://t.co/NhAGBNuEC3

⬤ Controversial ‘Head Transplant’ Doctor Claims Success In Animal Experiments
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⬤ Tech bro founds a religious organization seeking “a Godhead based on Artificial Intelligence”
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⬤ Deep Purple’s “Smoke on Water” one of the first two songs to be encoded into the very fabric of life via DNA editing
https://t.co/cyWbgBtAKl

⬤ Even Pokémon Go used by extensive Russian-linked meddling effort
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⬤ How Facebook Outs Sex Workers https://t.co/MoFGGoaxoU

⬤ Can You be Hacked by the World Around You? https://t.co/qoZ7DyClav

⬤ For sale: (1) Chuck E. Cheese’s animatronic band
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⬤ Camping With John Waters and His Band of ‘Filthy Freaks’ https://t.co/0gW2fNJ36H

⬤ Weinstein: “just stand there and shut up” before reportedly ejaculating into a potted plant
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⬤ Hollywood’s long ugly history with sexual harassment https://t.co/x95ptfNZdH

⬤ Pussycat Doll ‘I Wasn’t In a Girl Group, I Was in a Prostitution Ring’: Pop Super Star Exposes Hollywood Sex Slavery
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⬤ A man with a tattoo on his forehead that reads, “I’m a pornstar & I fuck teen sluts” Arrested On Groping Allegation
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⬤ Where ‘Hitler’ doesn’t mean anything
“Hitler: Reloaded” Clothing https://t.co/q0zwUgPrkC

⬤ The Lost Worlds of Wim Wenders’s Polaroids https://t.co/4h1v5oqkzi

⬤ Who vacations in war zones?https://t.co/gltE8nphgl

⬤ Every crate digger’s nightmare:
Record store has ‘Whipped Cream and Other Delights’ and nothing else
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⬤ Someone cosplayed the Javits Center at this year’s New York Comic-Con (which is held at the Javits Center)
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⬤ Driverless Cars Are Giving Engineers a Headache
Need power for 50 to 100 laptops continuously running in the trunk https://t.co/vg3LHMMzij

⬤ The Documentary, Beats, Rhymes and Justice: Hip Hop on Rikers Island https://t.co/aSqSnGVc8M

⬤ Haah, Superchunk cover Corrosion Of Conformity ‘Mad World’
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⬤ The Insane Story of How Pimp C Hated the “Big Pimpin” Beat, Refused to Travel for Video Shoot
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⬤ Preacher Destroys Eminem and Defends Trump
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⬤ Kodak Black Diamond Teeth Wont Stop Bleeding At Dentist Office
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⬤ Young Thug Starts MAKING OUT with Lil Uzi Vert’s New YSL Chain!
Nice Marilyn Manson piece, duuude.
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The Internet Is Broken

LoL 😭😭😭

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N.J. trooper admits sharing ‘intimate photos’ of women he pulled over https://t.co/colGEF5HeX

Some Crypto-Capitalists Just Want to See the World Burn https://t.co/B1HWtLFXfH

Sex and the Swingers of the Future https://t.co/efgJgMSztH

Hackers could program sex robots to kill! https://t.co/V6D9UYmDN3

Man left unable to get an erection after being scratched by a CAT and contracting rare feline disease https://t.co/KJx4lzZdFB

Sewage workers have found a 130-tonne ball of congealed fat -dubbed a “monster fatberg” clogging a Victorian sewer https://t.co/tzul5kG6Oe

10 Rappers Who Have Killed People
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Goodbye, Pork Pie Hat: Watch Charles Mingus Get Evicted From His NYC Studio, 1966
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Alibaba Founder Jack Ma Has Set a New Bar for Tech CEO Weirdness https://t.co/YQE762MbGu

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Facebook Enabled Advertisers to Reach ‘Jew Haters’ https://t.co/PYu5aMxwCK

Approximately 5,000 bikes apparently abandoned at ‘leave no trace’ Burning Man https://t.co/ZH1QPSs3xu

Martin Shkreli

‘Pharma Bro’ Martin Shkreli Lists His Wu-Tang Album On eBay https://t.co/2cbOlJs6Ok

Julian Assange Just Showed How YouTube Censors Ron Paul for Promoting Peace—This is 1984 https://t.co/Zct46YB88r

Here’s how drugs are getting smuggled from South America to the US https://t.co/bdXe8gt4oK

Ghost Lobster caught off Maine coast https://t.co/jXu01iPgeW

 

RT @FOX2now: Police share images of the items that protesters are throwing at them https://t.co/URhr21VV8C https://t.co/fDqP4I0EAQ

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DEA Sting Uncovers $1 Million Of Meth Disguised As Phallic Candles https://t.co/3OcEtSgVhm

Mom orders a phone screen on eBay and it comes with a free bag of heroin https://t.co/LalRVRaVzw

Denver nurses suspended after opening body bag to admire size of dead man’s genitals
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Man Keeps Woman Hostage For 2 Months, Force-feeds Her Meth And Makes Her Call Him ‘the Reaper’ https://t.co/wFdSR3vooq

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Mickey’s On The Nod

Overdose prevention worker saves pet mouse with Narcan
Snuggles the mouse accidentally ate heroin
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Arrests expected after SnapChat shows alligator forced to drink beer https://t.co/Jr0Oac0km6

Man caught masturbating in van stopped in Lincoln Tunnel was high on PCP https://t.co/UiQEE239uR

A woman was found to have an extra nipple… in her vulva! And guess what else? It produced milk! https://t.co/EtKzUKj18V

Facebook flooded with ‘sextortion’ and revenge porn, leaked files reveal
54,000 potential cases in a single month
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Millions Of Pieces Of Plastic Are Piling Up On An Otherwise Pristine Pacific Island https://t.co/xW8ynn6LMO

White women’s burrito shop forced to close after accusations it was ‘culturally appropriating Mexican food and jobs
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C Struggs The FATTEST Rapper Weighs 425 POUNDS! & Still Carries HUGE GUNS! https://t.co/3io6QUkeA4

The Great Buckwheat Hoax
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I Talk Dirty To My Houseplants

This fish’s venomous bite is like heroin 🐟💉
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Junkie parrots flying high on drugs are annoying farmers by plundering poppy fields to feed their opium addiction
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Ancient Armies Waged War With Hallucinogenic Honey https://t.co/myDWjEdB2f

Cosby on seducing women: ‘They need chemicals’
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Mystery of how sperm swim revealed in mathematical formula
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A frame grab from a video of the “men only” seat on the Mexico City Metro, part of a campaign against sexual harassment.

‘Penis Seat’ Causes Double Takes on Mexico City Subway
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Indonesian man’s body found inside python
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Medics fired for twerking next to nude, unconscious patient
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Unicode supports Blackulas now
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Mystery ‘fire rainbow’ in sky sparks fears of APOCALYPSE
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This 18-Year-Old Would Not Sell Urban Outfitters 10,000 Of His Hats https://t.co/M83ThPKcvV

Tyrannosaurus rex was a sensitive lover, scientists find  https://t.co/KYzL7IVIAs

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Homemade Monsters: DIY horror movie makeup from 1965
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‘Chemsex’ Is Sex + Drugs
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Dentist traded root canals for meth, peddled child porn, into bestiality: feds https://t.co/K63UrFtAL6

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82-year-old woman still turning the tables as world’s oldest club DJ https://t.co/4abVTjZRR7

“Universal adversarial preturbation” undetectably alters images so AI can’t recognize them
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Mexico invents cloud which rains tequila
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What’s Really Inside Your Cannabis Vape Cartridge?
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Internet users raise funds to buy lawmakers’ browsing histories in protest
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Facial recognition database used by FBI is out of control, House committee hears https://t.co/4ZCt6KLc6r

Eight Forgotten New York Rollercoasters
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Klaus Nomi and Joey Arias dancing in Fiorucci windows NYC – Real People

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‘The Matrix’ Reboot: It’s Finally Happened. Hollywood Has Run Out of All the Ideas https://t.co/mUT7YBEkR5

Tools & Tricks For Calling Bullshit https://t.co/s0SvZnwg9s

James Brown – Every Soul Train appearance

Former CIA Director Michael Hayden Blames Millennials for Government Leaks https://t.co/O4dOrEeU8C

A Rogue Robot Is Blamed For a Human Colleague’s Gruesome Death https://t.co/U0528GMcHc

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Clear Knee Mom Jeans remind me of the movie So Fine (1981)

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American cocaine use is way up. Colombia’s coca boom might be why https://t.co/YiNlLE2RWZ

Russian Billionaire Loses $150 Million on Four Artworks https://t.co/ZAyE5hAee2

Goodbye to All That: Why Do Artists Reject the Art World? https://t.co/ySQw1Vr9XE

The Neural Systems of People Who Don’t Enjoy Music https://t.co/I670YQicsb

Women watch porn on their mobile phones more often than men, study claims https://t.co/xEFvdwyaOo

Poachers are trying to hack animal tracking systems https://t.co/QKzcI9AW7J

Horn-pilfering poachers murdered a young rhino at a French zoo https://t.co/YL1drToJNB

Facebook failed to remove sexualised images of children https://t.co/SWTchRfjAW

Manufacturing 750,000,000 Doses of LSD to Save the World
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REMEMBER:
It just doesn’t matter!

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Assassin in a Mini Skirt

A Neuroscientist Explains Why Donald Trump Needs LSD
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People are freezing their genitals to ‘spice up’ their sex life – and improve their appearance
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Are ‘thigh brows’ the new cleavage? Model drops jaws with intimate folds
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Man Finds $12,000 of Cocaine In His Nestle Quik Container
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Assassin in a mini skirt #LOL
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‘Prenup’ For Sex Tapes Could Save You From Revenge Porn
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Utah Couple Charged With Drone Peeping
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Scientists Use Stem Cells To Grow Animal-Free Pork In a Lab
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Popular Painkiller Acetaminophen aka Tylenol is Proven to Dull Human Empathy and Joy
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Master Prankster Joey Skaggs on Fake News (and he should know)
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‘Racist’ Gay Porn Star with Nazi Tattoos Arrested in Texas Meth Raid
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Live Cockroach Pulled From Inside Indian Woman’s Skull
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Bacterial infection linked to rat urine in NYC 🐀☣
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Disease ‘superspreaders’ accounted for nearly two-thirds of Ebola cases, study finds
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2 Women Try To Sneak 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Into U.S.
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Vintage guitar ads featuring hot chicks with big hair
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Sex doesn’t sell any more, activism does. And don’t the big brands know it
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Meet The London Punks That Grew Up
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New York Governor Cuomo Opposes Legal Weed, While Helping His Alcohol Industry Donors
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TSA employees arrested for cocaine smuggling
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Illegal Drug Trade Essential to Geopolitics, Says Former Diplomat
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Trump Singles – A Dating Site Catering Exclusively to Trump Supporters
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Andvinyly – Press your ashes into a vinyl record
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Stalkscan makes it easy to do highly specific searches on Facebook
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Your Personal Facebook Live Videos Can Legally End Up on TV
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Longtime SF DJ Builds Online Archive Of ’80s And ’90s Club Mixes From Long-Gone Nightclubs
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The Move’s Magnetic Waves of Sound (or ‘The Move: Most Underrated Band of All Freaking Time?’)
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Getting All Your News From Facebook Is Like Eating Only Potato Chips
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Match.com lonely heart ‘kept as slave after falling for man she met on dating website’
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The Andy Warhol episode of ‘The Love Boat’
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Face Recognition + Mandatory Police Body Cameras = Mass Surveillance
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Army Lifts Ban on Dreadlocks #Irie
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‘Puff, puff, pass’: How dolphins are using blowfish to get high
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Yugoslavian Computer Magazine Cover Girls of the 1980s-90s
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Excessive Radiation Inside Fukushima Fries Clean-Up Robot
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The theory that smoking banana peels will get you high is one of the original pieces of fake news 🍌💨
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John Waters: ‘A new kind of anarchy is going to happen next’
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