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TWINKY! I think you’re growin’ up too soon, girl

“He’s Not My Daddy…He’s my Husband!”
Lola aka Twinky 1969 Charles Bronson Susan George

WTF, how come I’ve never heard of this crazy Charles Bronson lolita love story?! Susan George looks delicious as the underage love interest. Directed by Richard Donner (Lethal Weapon movies)

A 38 year old writer of pornographic novels Scott (Charles Bronson) meets and falls in love with a sixteen-year-old school girl (Susan George) whilst living in London.

Lola aka Twinky 1969 Charles Bronson Susan George

When Scott is refused a permanent visa to remain in Britain, the couple get married in Scotland and move to America where by state law Twinky (Lola) must go to school. Tensions arise when Twinky wants to engage in pastimes, while Scott struggles to complete his novels in order to earn a living. She runs away and is found by Scott in the cellar. Twinky then leaves for London the next day after writing Scott a tearful farewell letter.

Lola aka Twinky 1969 Charles Bronson Susan George

Alternative title: ‘Statutory Affair’ …Haah!

Lola aka Twinky 1969 Charles Bronson Susan George

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We Kill People Based on Metadata


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Electric Stimulation Could Help You Control Your Dreams
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Walmart employee stabbed by customer who didn’t like her ‘vibe’
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‘We Kill People Based on Metadata’ – former director of the NSA and the CIA
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WTF Johnny Rotten in Jesus Christ Superstar
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World’s Dirtiest Man: 80-Year-Old Iranian Man Hasn’t Bathed in 60 Years
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‘Europe’s Dirtiest Man’ Sleeps In A Bed Of Ashes
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Cocaine use in Britain so high it has contaminated drinking water, report shows
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…

Smart TV’s can become eavesdropping bugs
theregister.co.uk/2014/05/10/sma…

Lights out: The dark future of electric power
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Dash Cam: Tree falls on cop during traffic stop

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Satanical Army Of Antichrist

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It’s Official: America is an Oligarchy and NOT a Democracy or a Republic – Princeton/Northwestern Study washingtonsblog.com/2014/04/oligar…

American Demonology: Obama’s Legion Of Demons, Satanical Army Of Antichrist
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China’s air pollution could be intensifying storms over the Pacific Ocean and altering weather patterns in N. America theguardian.com/world/2014/apr…

44 Percent of Twitter Accounts Have Never Tweeted
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The 10 Most Horrifying Fast Food Gimmicks of All Time
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Criminals using drones to find illegal marijuana farms so they can steal crops
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Google Glass used for subway voyeur photos, who woulda thunk?! #Glasshole
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When ‘Liking’ a Brand Online Voids the Right to Sue #CorporateScumbags
nytimes.com/2014/04/17/bus…

Doctors unable to reattach rapper’s penis
pagesix.com/2014/04/17/doc…

Public Enemy @MrChuckD handwritten lyrics #DOPE
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Pharrell’s 24 hour Disney-ass song video is a rip-off
gothamist.com/2014/04/17/loo…

Portland Reservoir to be Drained After Teen Pees in Water – 38 million gallons! #WTF nbcnews.com/news/us-news/p…

Classified FBI files claim Adolf Hitler escaped by submarine to Argentina
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How to mitigate tracking risks: wrap your phone in tinfoil, quit Google
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If It Smells Like Fish – Eat It

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Norway fisherman finds orange vibrator inside cod’s stomach
thelocal.no/20140411/man-f…

Irish schoolboy in coma after lunch time testicle squeeze prank
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2 Brothers Suspected of Cannibalism After Baby’s Head Is Found. WTF ‘cannibalism is not a crime in Pakistan’ nytimes.com/2014/04/15/wor…

US Airways accidentally tweets photo of model airplane crashing into woman’s vagina
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Dozens of teenagers are now tweeting bomb jokes to American Airlines
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Insane Clown Posse gets JuggaloCoin cryptocurrency
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5 Amazing Things Scientists Have Discovered About Psychedelics
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Dentist plans to clone John Lennon from DNA in wisdom tooth
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Man arrested 3 times in 3 days on ‘huffing’ charges in Jerz ‘possessing a toxic chemical to cause intoxication’ nj.com/morris/index.s…

‘The Arousal’, an ice cream flavor that mixes champagne & Viagra
fox43.com/2014/04/14/ice…

1,000-year-old Redwoods butchered by tweekers
nytimes.com/2014/04/09/us/…

Aussie Train Passengers Take on Graffiti Vandals – Abuse Includes ‘Turd Nugget’

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Jim Carrey – Stop Bitin’ My Style!

WTF?! How did I not see this shit last year?! Last September Jim Carrey adorned his West Village ‘art studio’ with some ‘street art’. Hmmm…looks sorta familiar without that stencil. Weird.

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