Billoney.com | SeMeN SPeRmS SuPeR SiTe - Part 2

New 8-Bit Metal – Turn Up Your Hearing Aid, Grandpa!

It’s been a while since I’ve checked out the 8-bit metal scene, and I found some real doozies! Now, I know that a lot of people will “poo-poo” these versions, saying that they are just a novelty, and don’t carry the “raw EMOtion” that the humans are so good at expressing. I say that these people are posers, because some of these rock EVEN HARDER than the original, and with robotic perfection to boot! The computer brain is not all liquored-up and/or stoned out of it’s skull, the way that most of our favorite performers are! The heavy metal robotic revolution WILL be blogersized! All humans, report to the obliteration zone to be annihilated!

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Goin’ Apeshit!

I Hate my Parents!

Girls in Boots!

Miss Teen USA 2007 – South Carolina Answers A Question

This never gets old. “I personally believe, that U.S. Americans, are unable to do so, because uh, some, people out there, in our nation don’t have maps, and uh… I believe that our education like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as… and, I believe they should uh, our education over here, in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

Obama Reptoid

Orgone Accumulator aka The Orgasmatron

“I couldn’t resist. William S. Burroughs, after all, had claimed to have a spontaneous orgasm from sitting in one.”

Urine-Soaked Eggs

“First, soak eggs in urine and heat them over the stove. After it boils, get all eggs out and crack their shells before putting them back. After a while, pour in new urine. Repeat it and simmer eggs for an entire day.”, “it tastes like spring.”, “The smell kills me. I feel like throwing up at the thought of it. It stinks.” – YouTube Video [Semen Sperms]

There Is No Poop Fairy

Flash Robbing – Blame the internet!

Creepy, Crusty, Crumbling, Illegal – Tour of Abandoned Six Flags New Orleans [75 Pics]

Dial-up sound 700% slower (Creepy)

A Gallery of DEVOlutionary Tattoos

Baboon Running Wild in New Jersey! I hope he’s having a Great Adventure!

Normal New Jersey – Foul-Mouthed Mechanic Broadcasted Over 911 System (with audio) – When asked if this situation would make him clean up his language around the shop, Taborelli responded, “I don’t know about that. … What, do you have one of the fishes on the back of your car?”, referring to the Christian fish symbols sold for display on vehicles.

Kids ingesting embalming fluid in wave of  90s nostalgia – “Apparently, someone read something and thought, Hey, this is what they did back in the 90s! This sounds cheap!”

Dead Kennedys’ “Too Drunk” Ad Pulled

“The complaints suggested the use of the song promoted irresponsible drinking.”

Normal New Jersey – Pizza Prankster Strikes: 10 orders placed!

Nipple-Ripping Incident

When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor, according to the police report.

Danger Woman, The Songbird of Justice

Danger Woman: the singing superheroine who fights for the rights of disabled people. Danger Woman is a singing superheroine who fights for equal civil rights for all races, all sexual orientations and most of all for all disabled people. She uses her karaoke powers to save the world from the evil Triphobes, those who would take away the civil rights of the aforementioned groups.

Before the riot – The Canucks Fans 2,110 Megapixel Photo

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All He Wanted Was A Pep$i!

Pepsi Uses Aborted Fetal Cells In Flavor Enhancers?

Pepsi, The Taste of a Delicious Generation!

Reason Seen More as Weapon Than Path to Truth

OMG!!!

“Fat Joe” Drops 88 Pounds of flab.

Meet GG Allin Jr.

Corporate Goth – Fashion Tips

Henry Rollins Techno Viking Remix

So post-modern. So harsh!

Norman N. (oldmansearch) on Twitter

“My dad is 81 years old. I’m teaching him how to use the internet. I told him twitter was how to search things on Google. These tweets are what he’s searching.”

Nuclear Rabbit Birth Sparks Mutant Baby Concerns

Fox News Attacks Big Bird, Mr.Snuffleupagus for ‘Liberal Bias’

Poll Finds Americans Angry About Pretty Much Everything

Google Books – Uncle Floyd New York Magazine

The Secret Language of Crazy Eddie

“Lunch – Putting a customer returned product back together in the box so it looked new, and then could be resold as new”

Japan Scientist Synthesizes Meat from Human Feces!

Go the F*ck to Sleep – Read by Samuel L. Jackson

Barack Obama’s Heavy Metal Parking Lot

Corporate Fast Food Occult Logos!

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