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  • A partial meltdown of fuel in the No. 1 reactor building may be causing isolated reactions, Denis Flory, nuclear safety director for the IAEA, said at a press conference in Vienna. …

    Nuclear experts call such reactions “localized criticality.” They consist of a burst of heat, radiation and sometimes an “ethereal blue flash,” according to the U.S. Energy Department’s Los Alamos National Laboratory website. …

  • These days, with the invention of caller ID and text messaging, it seems that prank calls have more or less fallen by the wayside. But I’m not ready to surrender this classic joke just yet; too many hours in my life have been spent trying to decide who to call and which prank to pull. So for all you wide-eyed, greenhorn, wannabe pranksters out there, here are a few tips on how to transform yourself from a refrigerator runner to a master.
  • As April Fools jokers hatch their plans, what’s the secret to a perfect prank, asks broadcaster Toby Amies. And how far do the very best tricksters go in preparing their practical jokes?
  • What better game than Monopoly to teach the young uns about the wonderful world of capitalism? Well, you’d be surprised to learn that the board game was actually created to teach people the evils of capitalism!
  • “With the help of a friend, but with no assistance from the museum, Harvey Stromberg put on his exhibition himself. A New York artist, he describes his work as “photo-sculpture.” To prepare the exhibition, he spent some weeks in the museum, disguised as a student with a notebook under his arm, peering nearsightedly at pictures while at the same time measuring and photographing museum equipment: light switches, locks, air vents, buzzers, segments of the floor and bricks in the garden wall. These photographs he printed actual size, covered the backs with adhesive, and one day he sauntered through the museum adding 300 trompe l’oell photographs (“photosculpture”) of museum equipment to its walls and floors. (The floor pieces were a mistake: “I didn’t realize that when they buffed the floors they would buff them right off.” says Stromberg.)”
  • Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin are amongst the first targets as letterbombers strike in Colbert’s name.

    Letterbombing is a subversive way to deliver a message anywhere on Facebook.

  • The California Division of Occupational Safety and Health (Cal-OSHA) has fined Hustler Video $14,175 for failing to use condoms in its productions.

    According to the citation issued to Hustler Video and obtained by AVN, Cal-OSHA cites three violations, in which the video production company “failed to provide condoms or other protective equipment” for performers. Additionally the company was cited for failure to provide an injury and illness prevention program, and for failing to provide protection against “other potentially infectious materials.” Hustler was fined $4,725 for each violation.

  • Harām (Forbidden) times

    1. During menstruation (haydh)[78]:

    Allāh (swt) states in Surat Baqarah, Verse 222:

    } وَيَسْأَلُونَكَ عَنِ الْمَحِيضِ قُلْ هُوَ أَذىً فَاعْتَزِلُوا النِّسَآءَ فِي الْمَحِيضِ وَلاَ تَقْرَبُوهُنَّ حَتَّى يَطْهُرْنَ {

    “They ask you concerning (intercourse during) menses. Say, “It is hurtful.” So keep away from wives during the menses, and do not approach them till they are clean.”

    If a person who is engaged in sexual intercourse with his wife discovers that her period has begun, then he should immediately withdraw from her.

  • “The first surprise was to see that despite being 200 times smaller, the ants are able to hold their own by rushing at the wasps, spraying them with acid and biting them,” Grangier said. “But the most amazing was to observe that wasps, apparently frustrated by having to compete with ants, will pick them up in their mandibles, fly off and drop them away from the food.”
  • What IS pegging?

    As it is generally understood, pegging is defined as a woman using a strap-on on her male partner for anal play. The name (and this touches on your followup) came from a poll conducted by Dan Savage a few years ago—a reader wrote in asking for a word to describe this then unnamed sexual practice, and pegging was the winning selection. (There were two other choices, but the only one I remember was bobbing.)

  • The U.S. military Wednesday ordered a Marine unit specializing in emergency nuclear response to deploy to Japan to assist local authorities in addressing the massive crisis, officials said.

    Some 155 Marines from the service’s Chemical Biological Incident Response Force are scheduled to leave the U.S. Thursday and arrive in Japan Friday, a U.S. defense official said.

  • Some scholars say early versions of the Bible featured Asherah, a powerful fertility goddess who may have been God’s wife.

    Research by Francesca Stavrakopoulou, a senior lecturer in the department of Theology and Religion at the University of Exeter, unearthed clues to her identity, but good luck finding mention of her in the Bible. If Stavrakopoulou is right, heavy-handed male editors of the text all but removed her from the sacred book.

  • • Cooking temperatures: “I like a low heat around 250 degree for a long slow cook. I start the out with the meat being tied to the grill alive and kicking. After the meat pass I remover her from the heat and gut her, and then back to the grill for several more hours after about a 10 to 12 hour cook the meat just fall off the bone. I shred the meat and mix it with BBQ and red pepper flakes very tasty.”

    • Celebrities: “[Miley Cyrus] needs to be hung upside down from a meathook, have her throat slit, and be sliced into chunks of meat. It’s not like she has a remarkable music career or anything.”

  • Social networking website MySpace lost over ten million users between January and February 2011, according to comScore. In February 2011, the Internet website had less than 63 million users, down from a previous total of approximately 73 million. In the same month, 2.3 million individuals were on the site in the United Kingdom.
  • Brazilian scientists have developed a way of using fibers from bananas, pineapples and other plants to create plastic that is stronger and lighter than the petroleum-based stuff. So-called nanocellulose fibers rival Kevlar in strength but are renewable, and the researchers believe they could be widely used within a couple of years.

    “The properties of these plastics are incredible,” Alcides Leão, a researcher at Sao Paulo State University, said in a statement. “They are light, but very strong — 30 percent lighter and three to four times stronger.”

  • As an expected increase in the cost of raw materials looms for late summer, consumers are beginning to encounter shrinking food packages.

    With unemployment still high, companies in recent months have tried to camouflage price increases by selling their products in tiny and tinier packages. So far, the changes are most visible at the grocery store, where shoppers are paying the same amount, but getting less.

  • According to a Starlogger description, StarLogger records every keystroke made on your computer on every window, even on password protected boxes.

    This key logger is completely undetectable and starts up whenever your computer starts up. See everything being typed: emails, messages, documents, web pages, usernames, passwords, and more. StarLogger can email its results at specified intervals to any email address undetected so you don’t even have to be at the computer your[sic] are monitoring to get the information. The screen capture images can also be attached automatically to the emails as well as automatically deleted.

  • While this morning’s orbital image of Mercury is historic, these two images are the ones that have truly left me in complete awe today. Even more so than the most accurate, highest resolution view of Earth to date.

    But unlike Blue Marble, these images are not by NASA. In fact, they look a lot different from NASA’s Earth imagery. Much better and crispier, some may say. But are they really better? Are they more accurate? NASA has explained to us why they look so different compared to their own.

  • A Facebook page calling on Palestinians to take up arms against Israel has been removed from the social-networking site after a high-profile Israeli appeal.
  • The radiation guides called Protective Action Guides or PAGs are protocols for responding to radiological events ranging from nuclear power-plant accidents to dirty bombs.

    Drinking water, for example, would have a huge increase in allowable public exposure to radioactivity, the group says, that would include:

    A nearly 1000-fold increase in strontium-90

    A 3000 to 100,000-fold hike for iodine-131

    An almost 25,000 rise for nickel-63

    The new radiation guidance would also allow long-term cleanup standards thousands of times more lax than anything EPA has ever before accepted, permitting doses to the public that EPA itself estimates would cause a cancer in as much as every fourth person exposed, the group says.

  • That’s right, conspiracies around musicians’ deaths.

    Just about everyone I know loves music, and there is no question that music is an incredible social, political and cultural force to be reckoned with. A popular musician or songwriter with a power political message can lead to disaster for oppressive governments!

    Of course I don’t have any proof that these were conspiracies, only my suspicions.

  • One recognizes a man by the size of his gun.
  • Start preparing for the third meltdown of the 21st Century, and depression

    Denial and lies. Remember, 93% of what you hear about markets, finance and the economy are guesses, wishful thinking and lies intended to manipulate you into making decisions that suck money from your pockets into Wall Street. They get rich telling lies about securities. They hate any SEC fiduciary rules forcing them to tell the truth.

    But the fact is, on an inflation-adjusted basis, Wall Street lost 20% of your retirement money in the decade from 2000 to 2010, over $10 trillion. And “Irrational Exuberance’s” Robert Shiller warns of a third meltdown coming. You better start preparing now.

    Before you start betting any more at Wall Street’s rigged casinos, think long and hard about these six megatoxins lurking in America’s Super-Rich Delusion, a mind-altering pandemic infecting our nation’s leadership in Washington, Corporate America and Wall Street … but also “trickling down,” infecting many Americans.

  • Suboxone (also known as Buprenorphine) was being channeled into the Cape May County Correctional Center through inmate mail in drawings.
  • Collagen Westwood, 21, from north London said she is thrilled if she is mistaken for a man dressing as a woman on a night out.
  • It’s been a bad week for disco—first the death of Loleatta Holloway, and now comes the news that Kurt Hauenstein of the German band Supermax has passed on. Supermax were one of the most popular disco bands of their era on continental Europe, managing to seamlessly blend funk, prog rock, sci-fi and sleaze. They had also won over a lot of new fans in the last few years, when the growing interest in revisiting Cosmic and European disco shone the spotlight back in their corner. Their biggest hit was “Love Machine,” which by anyone’s standards is a bone fide classic.
  • Birds do it. Bees do it. USC college students do it, too, on the roof of a school building in full view of the entire campus.

    The all-too public sex act atop Waite Phillips Hall at the University of Southern California was captured in a series of photos that spread around the campus this weekend, then on the Internet.

  • At first glance you may not see the resemblance.

    But with a little imagination and a sense of humour…maybe just.

    This semi has caused a sensation on Twitter because a passer-by thought it looked like Hitler.

  • Iceberg Slim, in the 1968 interview, promotes his book “Trick Baby” and describes the ‘Pidgeon Drop’ con.
  • Police said the man’s skin had become attached to the fabric of the chair after he sat in it for two years

    Authorities said he was sitting in his own feces and urine and maggots were visible.

  • The Vatican’s chief exorcist claimed last year that the Devil lurked in the Vatican, the very heart of the Catholic Church.

    Father Gabriele Amorth said people who are possessed by Satan vomit shards of glass and pieces of iron, scream, dribble and slobber, utter blasphemies and have to be physically restrained.

    He claimed that the sex abuse scandals which have engulfed the Church in the US, Ireland, Germany and other countries, were proof that the anti-Christ was waging a war against the Holy See. He said Pope Benedict XVI believed “wholeheartedly” in the practice of exorcism.

  • A pregnant woman in Staten Island had an undeniably “crappy” Wednesday morning, according to local police. Around 5:30 a.m., 24-year-old Rasheed (Illuminati) Harrison, her ex-boyfriend, showed up outside her apartment door, stripped naked, and defecated, SI Live reports. Harrison then smeared the excrement on the apartment door and set it — and his clothes — on fire.

    Court papers show that when he lit the fire, he cursed profusely, and said, “I’m going to set your house on fire and this whole building down with you in it.”

    Neighbors heard him yelling, “I’m the devil!” in the process of spreading his excrement on the door.

  • In a speech last week, the leader of the New Black Panther Party, Malik Zulu Shabazz, lashed out at President Obama. Calling him an “Uncle Tom,” Shabazz said Obama “represents the white man.” Shabazz is a controversial figure — his calls for equal rights for blacks are often mixed with anti-Semitic rhetoric. In fact, the Anti-Defamation League calls the New Black Panther Party “the largest organized anti-Semitic and racist black militant group in America.” Shabazz took over as National Chairman after the equally controversial Khalid Abdul Muhammad died in 2001.
    Thanks Aron
  • An anti-abortion billboard campaign using a likeness of President Barack Obama to target African-American women has angered women’s groups in Chicago.

    Some 30 billboards declaring “Every 21 minutes our next possible leader is aborted” are being placed in predominantly African-American neighborhoods in Obama’s adopted hometown.

    They are being displayed for free after the group’s controversial billboards declaring “the most dangerous place for an African-American is in the womb” were taken down following protests in

  • Dramatic new footage has been released yesterday of an English newspaper vendor who collapsed and died in the City of London on his way home from work during the 2009 G-20 summit protests. Police radio recording also included in this video.
    Thanks johntyuiyo
  • Very low levels of radiation turned up in a sample of milk from Washington state, the Environmental Protection Agency and the Food and Drug Administration said Wednesday, but federal officials assured consumers not to worry.
  • A week ago I traveled down to Compton, Calif. to report on a community fight there over the future of a public school. (Stay tuned for more on that front.) As I waited to meet with parents in McKinley Elementary’s PTA room, Compton School Police Officer Lorenzo Gray came in and pulled out a thick, black binder filled with pictures of colorful guns—pink guns, yellow guns, guns with American flags, guns with white bunnies on them.

    “Is this gun real or fake?” he asked six Latina mothers at the PTA room. “Fake,” the six mothers responded after they consulted with each other.

  • This clip is from Saturday Night Live, when then-Mayor Giuliani guest-hosted the show in 1997.
    Thanks KINGS0L0M0N

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Ball Of Confusion. Oh Yeah, That’s What The World Is Today. Woo, Hey, Hey.

    • “The Arabs are taking control of Bat Yam, buying and renting apartments from Jews, taking and ruining girls from Bat Yam! Fifteen-thousand Jewish girls have been taken to Arab villages! Guard our city – we want a Jewish Bat Yam,” the leaflets said.

      The rally came in the wake of a religious edict forbidding Jews from leasing or selling homes or land to Arabs. The proclamation was signed by 50 rabbis, many of whom are state employees, before it was announced publicly several weeks ago. Another 250 have joined since then.

      Over 1,000 rabbis have signed a letter against the edict, calling it “a painful distortion of our tradition” and a “desecration of God’s name”. But these are diaspora rabbis. And although Binyamin Netanyahu, the Israeli prime minister, has condemned the initial proclamation, the rabbis who signed it remain state employees.

    • Abandoned houses offer unique opportunities from a visual point of view. The deterioration transforms materials. Texture on top of texture. New patterns overtaking old ones. Nature repossessing. This textural aspect to deterioration and the patterns that it creates can be rich and fascinating to look at.

      I also find that the experience of seeing a deteriorated house (or any familiar object) interesting. When looking at the image we see a dual image of the house – one as it is, and one as it was. You see a huge hole in the side of the house not just as a hole, but also as an interruption of the known. And so the mind seeks to recreate the known. We fill in the holes. We project. Our eyes follow the angle of the broken awning to a point, now destroyed, and we can feel the mass that was of the front 3rd floor. The same with the porch covering. This visual duality – the mind flipping between destruction and pre-destruction – is magic. It’s entertaining and engaging.

    • A 16-year-old Clinton Township boy faces disorderly charges for causing a disgusting smell in his classroom during mid-term exams at North Hunterdon High School, police reported last night.

      According to police, the teen was in class at North Hunterdon on Monday and asked to use the bathroom. The boy then took a carry-out style coffee mug with a screw-on cap with him to the nurses’ office bathroom. The boy defecated in the mug, screwed the cap on, and returned to the classroom where he unscrewed the lid, and “this caused a disruption in the classroom,” police said.

    • An FBI employee shared confidential information with his girlfriend, who was a news reporter, then later threatened to release a sex tape the two had made.

      A supervisor watched pornographic videos in his office during work hours while “satisfying himself.”

      And an employee in a “leadership position” misused a government database to check on two friends who were exotic dancers and allowed them into an FBI office after hours.

      These are among confidential summaries of FBI disciplinary reports obtained by CNN, which describe misconduct by agency supervisors, agents and other employees over the last three years.

    • On Friday night Michael Bane told me that BATFE visited the Taurus booth at SHOT Show and declared that the 28 gauge revolver was in fact a SBS (Short Barreled Shotgun), not a handgun.
    • “It’s true,” said Ottawa Fire spokesman Marc Messier of the unprecedented danger facing firefighters. “It’s mostly because of the products being used in construction and furniture fabrication.”

      He said unlike 30 years ago, when homes, furniture and appliances were made of solid wood and steel, modern day versions are made with glue, plastics and synthetic materials.

      Such synthetics not only burn faster but produce carcinogenic emissions as they burn.

    • An Indianapolis company has voluntarily recalled Toxic Waste brand Nuclear Sludge candy imported from Pakistan, due to lead content, according to the Federal Drug Administration’s Web site.
    • Eric Steven Easley, 27, is accused of sexually abusing Ebony Ice, a mini horse, last year. The horse’s owner found the horse tied to a post by its tail… but that’s not all he found.

      Police say Easley left his wallet, complete with driver’s license and Social Security card, at the scene.

    • A Dallas police senior corporal who led the Crime Stoppers program was escorted from police headquarters in handcuffs Wednesday afternoon.

      Theadora Ross had been under investigation for about eight months over funds missing from the popular tips-for-cash program. She is likely to face charges of conspiracy to commit fraud today in Dallas federal court.

    • The U.S. Central Command (USCENTCOM) headquarters improperly used government purchasing cards to buy pens, coins, televisions, ATVs and a $3,147 door, an Defense Department Inspector General report said this week.
    • When Facebook IPO’s in 2012, who’s getting rich? Well, Mark Zuckerberg for one, obviously. But he’s not alone.
    • A graphic 68-second video released by Detroit police Friday shows a gunman striding into one of the city’s precinct stations, spraying volleys from a shotgun at surprised officers before being fatally wounded within inches of three of his victims.

      The grainy surveillance video with muted color from Sunday‘s rampage at the city’s 6th Precinct was made public only after members of the city’s police force had seen it, Police Chief Ralph Godbee said.

      The video shows Lamar Moore, 38, walking into the precinct and past the building’s raised front desk. He pulls a shotgun he had concealed along his right side and opens fire down a hallway. He’s then seen firing more shots down the hallway as he reverses his steps back into the middle of the lobby.

      Moore then lunges head-first over the counter where two officers and the precinct’s off-duty commander had taken cover, firing shots of their own in his direction.

    • During yesterday’s live broadcast, co-hosts Kenny Smith and Charles Barkley handed 30 Rock‘s Morgan a microphone and asked him to settle a bet: Tina Fey or Sarah Palin? “Me and him have this argument all the time, ” crowed Smith, referring to Barkley. “[Morgan’s] the only one who can settle it. Tina Fey or Sarah Palin?” They were clearly not asking which woman was smarter or faster in a race.

      Morgan responded as he would if he were on stage. “Yo, let me tell you something about Sarah Palin. She’s good masturbation material.” Co-host Ernie Johnson quickly pulled down the curtain, saying “I want to thank Tracy Morgan for stopping by.”

    • Bomb-sniffing plants could make airport security a whole lot greener – at least until a bomb-packing terrorist walks by and causes the leaves to turn white, researchers report in the journal PLoS ONE.

      The plants are being grown by a research team headed by June Medford, a biologist at Colorado State University in Fort Collins, with funding from the Depart of Defense and a host of other agencies.

      The trick involves using DNA to rewire the plants’ protein-based signaling process, so that the leaves change color when certain chemicals or environmental pollutants are detected. Plants usually rely on the system to release toxins that ward off insects looking for a leafy meal.

    • A police officer stationed at the Buffalo Niagara International Airport was suspended on Thursday for taking home more than 1,000 knives, nail clippers, scissors and other items confiscated from passengers during security procedures, authorities said.
    • A pair of Florida teenagers arrested yesterday for damaging 275 vehicles in a BB gun shooting spree that caused in excess of $100,000 in damages told police that they carried out the vandalism because they were “bored.”
    • Radical African American groups preach the myth that the African race is a super race and new gang recruits can return to their African warrior tribal roots. Photo courtesy of Rich Valdemar.

      Black slang has always had its roots in music. In the Jazz and Swing era of the 1920s-’40s, it was known as “hep talk.” Many of the terms were code words for sex, drugs and gambling such as “ace, duce or trey” for the numbers one, two, and three; “reefer” for marijuana; and “rock and roll” for sex.

      When I became a cop, I was more familiar with the African-American gang lifestyle than the Hispanic gang lifestyle. My ethnic and cultural background is Mexican American, but I grew up in a primarily black neighborhood. I graduated from Compton High in 1965. It was a very tumultuous period in that community. In August of that year, Los Angeles exploded in violent racial rioting.

    • Should we worry? What was perhaps most striking about AUVSI 2010 and the UAV Caucus technology fair was the almost total absence among attendees and participants of the sense that there might be a downside—human, financial, or otherwise—to the embrace of unmanned systems and the larger national-security complex which they are a part of. Those downsides are inextricably related to the profound social inequalities and injustices that plague American and global society. They are real and growing, and that is unlikely to change without a shift in national priorities.
    • Slapping a teenager or taking money from her paycheck to pay family bills is hardly admirable, but doesn’t constitute child neglect or abuse, the state Supreme Court ruled today.
    • My head is suspended over a goldfish bowl. A glass straw is between my lips. Clouds of smoke are wafting into my face and lemon tart swirls around my mouth.

      Only it’s not a big slab of calorific lemon tart spooned up from a plate. This is ‘breathable’ lemon tart.

      Instead of eating it, the tart is being pumped out of a futuristic machine that looks like a glorified goldfish bowl — called Le Whaf. And, rather than a triangular slice, this lemon tart looks like a puff of smoke.

    • Once banned from the airwaves under the Tunisian regime, rap artists are taking their revolutionary lyrics to the big stage for the first time on Saturday at a concert and political rally in the capital.

      The star of the show is 21-year-old Hamada Ben Amor – better known as “El General” – who was arrested for whipping up public anger during the wave of protests that ended president Zine el Abidine Ben Ali’s 23-year rule.

      The songs that helped inspire the Arab world’s first popular revolution in recent history were circulated widely among thousands of Tunisian Facebook users but have never been heard live by the public until now.

      El General’s most famous song is a direct address to Ben Ali.

      “We live in suffering/ Like dogs/ Half the poulation is oppressed and living in misery/ President of the Country/ Your people are dead,” he sings.

    • Mexican drug traffickers appear to be using medieval-style catapults to fling drugs across the border between Mexico and the United States, the defense ministry said Friday.
    • Disappointment and lack of trust in the media has some Americans turning to alternative sources for news. They claim big corporations are pushing their interests on to the public rather than facts. RT’s Anastasia Churkina went to find out who’s behind the information being broadcast in the US.
      Because of this doubt in the media, more Americans are turning to the Internet and other alternative news sources to find out the truth. But radio host Alex Jones says the world wide web is in danger of becoming manipulated by big business.
    • The street drug called “whoonga” is a cocktail that includes the antiretroviral (ARV) medication prescribed to people with HIV.

      Demand for the substance has prompted a wave of thefts of Aids drugs across the country.

      Users crush the ARVs and smoke them with a mixture of rat poison, detergent and marijuana to get high.

      The powder is said to be so addictive that users are hooked within days.

      “If I don’t smoke it, I get pains and I can’t sleep until I get some more,” 31-year-old Jomo said, his eyes red and glazed after a few deep drags on a ‘joint’.

    • TMZ reported the actor received a briefcase full of cocaine in the hours leading up to his “wild” party with a two porn stars and three other women.

      He consumed large amounts of the drug which was delivered in multiple bricks in a designer briefcase to his home, a source told the entertainment website.

    • The Four Loko made him do it.

      Ahmed Mohamed, who was sentenced Friday to nearly six years in prison for the attack last year on a West Seattle teen, claimed the caffeine-infused energy beer he drank for the first time the night of the assault was partially to blame.

      “He is extremely sorry he committed this act,” his attorney, Kevin McCabe, said in King County Superior Court. “It was Mr. Mohamed’s first experience with alcohol and an extremely unfortunate type of alcohol to have for your first run-in.”

    • “The results indicate that the increasing incarceration rate of minority men is directly linked to a decrease in the number of minority high school dropouts,” Neumark says. “By removing potentially lower-quality husbands and fathers from the marriage market via incarceration, it appears, their negative influence on children in the home is reduced. So although a higher incarceration rate leaves in its wake a higher number of never-married mothers, their children actually end up doing better.”

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    Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on January 30, 2011

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      • Web sites belonging to Gawker Media abruptly stopped publishing new material on Sunday after mischief-making hackers gained access to the company’s servers. People who had accounts on the flagship Gawker, Gizmodo, Jezebel and the company’s other Web sites were told to change their passwords because, it said in a statement, “our user databases appear to have been compromised.” Working anonymously, the hackers indicated that they had found more than 1.3 million user names and passwords, though it was unclear whether all of the data had been decrypted.
      • Earlier this year, KrebsOnSecurity featured a post highlighting the most dangerous aspects of GSM-based ATM skimmers, fraud devices that let thieves steal card data from ATM users and have the purloined digits sent wirelessly via text message to the attacker’s cell phone. In that post, I explained that these mobile skimmers help fraudsters steal card data without having to return to the scene of the crime. But I thought it might be nice to hear the selling points directly from the makers of these GSM-based skimmers. A GSM-based ATM card skimmer. So, after locating an apparently reliable skimmer seller on an exclusive hacker forum, I chatted him up on instant message and asked for the sales pitch. This GSM skimmer vendor offered a first-hand account of why these cell-phone equipped fraud devices are safer and more efficient than less sophisticated models — that is, for the buyer at least (I have edited his sales pitch only slightly for readability and flow).
      • Two brothers who say police unlawfully seized more than $190,000 from them during a traffic stop had been under surveillance and were suspected of drug-dealing, a lawyer for the city of Aurora said today during a court hearing.

        Though neither Jose nor Jesus Martinez is charged with a crime, authorities are seeking forfeiture of $190,040 found in Jesus’ truck when he was stopped by an Aurora police officer on Oct. 18.

        A Kane County judge ordered the money returned, but the city has refused.

      • He is one of the newest recruits to Operation Payback. In a London bedroom, the 24-year-old computer hacker is preparing his weaponry for this week’s battles in an evolving cyberwar. He is a self-styled defender of free speech, his weapon a laptop and his enemy the US corporations responsible for attacking the website WikiLeaks.
      • The peak of the week-long shower will come just before dawn Tuesday
      • The prison protest has entered the wireless age. Inmates in at least seven Georgia prisons have used contraband cellphones to coordinate a nonviolent strike this weekend, saying they want better living conditions and to be paid for work they do in the prisons. Inmates said they would not perform chores, work for the Corrections Department’s industrial arm or shop at prison commissaries until a list of demands are addressed, including compensation for their work, more educational opportunities, better food and sentencing rules changes. The protest began Thursday, but inmates said that organizers had spent months building a web of disparate factions and gangs — groups not known to cooperate — into a unified coalition using text messaging and word of mouth.
      • Summer, 1988. Tompkins Square Park, which long served as a makeshift home for the homeless and a center for social unrest, erupted in violence when the New York City police and hundreds of protesters clashed over ideological differences. Residents of the Lower East Side, historically home to diverse immigrant communities but facing gentrification, united to protest the 1a.m. curfew the city was attempting to enforce on the park, in effect banishing the homeless and closing off many areas of the park that were once public. Over the humid night on August 6th, demonstrators carrying signs that read “Gentrification is Class War” and chanting “It’s our fucking park, you don’t live here!” clashed with police armed with riot gear. The violence lasted until the next morning. It was Tompkins Park’s first iconic police riot and became the trigger to further radicalize the community’s political movement.
      • Miley Cyrus’ dad may not be the only one feeling “sad” after his daughter was reportedly caught on video smoking Salvia from a bong. The Golden State’s Salvia users could soon be mourning the loss of their drug of choice after Cyrus was shown legally lighting up at a party she held at her Los Angeles home. Salvia, or Salvia divinorum, is a hallucinogrenic plant that users says offers a high similar to that of LSD and marijuana. A California State Assemblyman who attempted to get the plant outlawed three years ago has again called for a Salvia ban, and accused Cyrus of setting a bad example to her fans.
      • A 20-year-old tagger was hit by two cars and killed early this morning on the northbound 710 Freeway in the Compton area, the California Highway Patrol said.
      • Saturnalia became one of the most popular Roman festivals. It was marked by tomfoolery and reversal of social roles, in which slaves and masters ostensibly switched places, much like the Lord of Misrule in later Christian celebrations. Saturnalia was introduced around 217 BCE to raise citizen morale after a crushing military defeat at the hands of the Carthaginians. Originally celebrated for a day, on December 17, its popularity saw it grow until it became a week-long extravaganza, ending on the 23rd. Efforts to shorten the celebration were unsuccessful. Augustus tried to reduce it to three days, and Caligula to five. These attempts caused uproar and massive revolts among the Roman citizens.
      • “I think more damage will be done by keeping the federal workforce largely in the dark about what other interested parties worldwide are going to be reading and analyzing. It does not solve the problem to let only a small coterie of analysts review documents that may be deemed relevant to their own particular ‘stovepiped’ subject area. Good analysis requires finding and putting together all the puzzle pieces.” So far, however, this kind of thinking is not finding a receptive audience in government. There has been no sign of leadership from any Administration official who would stand up and say: “National security classification is a means, and not an end in itself. What any reader in the world can discover is no longer a national security secret. We should not pretend otherwise.”
      • The innards of a drug ‘mule’: A CT scan taken at the University of Bern’s Inselspital Hospital shows seven packets of swallowed cocaine as light-gray circular and oblong shapes in a smuggler’s stomach above a bright white snake-like portion of bowel. The university’s Dr. Patricia Flach led a study that found that CT scans detected cocaine contraband better than X-rays.
      • In a conversation Feb. 13, 1973, with Charles W. Colson, a senior adviser who had just told Nixon that he had always had “a little prejudice,” Nixon said he was not prejudiced but continued: “I’ve just recognized that, you know, all people have certain traits.” “The Jews have certain traits,” he said. “The Irish have certain — for example, the Irish can’t drink. What you always have to remember with the Irish is they get mean. Virtually every Irish I’ve known gets mean when he drinks. Particularly the real Irish.” Nixon continued: “The Italians, of course, those people course don’t have their heads screwed on tight. They are wonderful people, but,” and his voice trailed off. A moment later, Nixon returned to Jews: “The Jews are just a very aggressive and abrasive and obnoxious personality.”

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      YouTube – De La Soul – Say No Go
      Gucci Crew II – Five Dollar High
      Redman & Method Man – Da Rockwilder
      Redman – Tonight’s Da Night
      De La Soul – Me, Myself And I
      Digital Underground – Humpty Dance
      Jungle Brothers – Straight Out The Jungle
      KRS-ONE – Sound Of Da Police
      Marley Marl feat. MC Shan – Marley Scratch
      Son Of Bazerk – Change The Style
      Raekwon – Incarcerated Scarfaces
      EPMD feat. K-Solo & Redman – Head banger
      Slick Rick – Treat Her Like a Prostitute
      Grandmaster Flash & Fab Five Freddie/Wild Style
      Double Trouble – Wild Style
      Brand Nubian – Slow Down
      Masters Of Ceremony – Sexy
      Nice & Smooth – Sometimes I Rhyme Slow
      Fuck that, people sleep on Nice & Smooth
      YouTube – Nice & Smooth – Hip Hop Junkies
      Who directed this video, Gregory Dark?!
      Fu Schnickens – la schmoove
      This one’s for the Donnnnnnnnnn!!!!
      Leaders of the New School – Classic Material
      Don’t sleep on this song, son-son!
      De La Soul – A Roller Skating Jam Named “Saturdays”
      Back to the feelgood
      Public Enemy – Miuzi Weights A Ton
      Without these guys most of this shit nowadays wouldn’t exist!
      Public Enemy – Shut Em Down
      This is dedicated to you AMERIKKKA!
      Public Enemy – Rebel Without a Pause Live on MTV
      Terminator X – Buck whylin
      Listen to the Black Flag ‘Rise Above’ sample!
      Eric B & Rakim – MICROPHONE FIEND
      3rd Bass – Gas Face
      Run DMC- Rock Box
      Sir Mix-A-Lot – Iron Man
      Ultramagnetic Mc’s – Travelling At The Speed Of Thought
      Schooly D – I Don’t Like Rock’n’Roll
      Holy Shit!
      L’trimm – “Cars That Go Boom”
      Alice Cooper – School’s Out
      Fallout Shelter Handbook 1962
      Klu Klux Kramer
      YouTube – Slow motion high FPS compilation
      Thnx Ryan Kitson
      ‘Kramer’s’ Racial Tirade
      Bad Brains – At the movies – 1979
      Thnx Espo
      Can You Get Dear With A Dead Deer?
      Wisconsin motion argues sex with animal carcass not a crime
      Man calls police when DEA agents take his pot
      Skateboarding Girls
      The shady one-man corporation that’s destroying hip-hop
      How to Hack a Coke Machine – WikiHow
      Motorhead to sponsor under-10 Soccer team
      Thnx Leo
      (you gotta) fight for your right (to party)
      Quiet Riot – Party All Night
      Beastie Boys Totally Ripped This Off…
      New Order – Confusion
      Such a great video!
      Adam And The Ants – Ant Rap
      Back when everyone was jumping on the bandwagon.
      Adam & The Ants – Prince Charming
      Dentist shortage leads man to superglue own tooth
      Chicago Crystal Meth Accapela
      Meth commercial
      Get A Job!
      Russian artist makes his erotic works according to fairy tales
      Tesla – the missing secrets of Nikola Tesla
      Meth use ‘behind crumbling euros’
      ‘Toon Room
      Girl Shits Hottub
      I Smell A Fake!
      Pakistan ‘kidney bazaar’ thrives
      Album cover spoofs, goofs, tributes, send ups, near misses and coincedences.
      The (relatively unknown) Tunguska Explosion of 1908
      Air Guitar Shirt!
      Monkey Kissing Prank Video
      Slip ’em some tongue, so wrong!
      Pelican Eats Living Pigeon Video
      BNE on Japanese TV
      BoxOfApples – Fruit Crate Label Art
      Unicycle Freestyle
      Charles Bronson Wears Too Much Cologne
      20th Century Modern DJ Table – $10k
      Over The Edge trailer
      Locksport International visual picking guide – in comic book form
      Naked man arrested on weapon charge
      “Sheehan replied that he had hidden a screwdriver in his anal cavity”
      Fire breaks out at Salt Lake crematorium
      “Fire officials said the six-hundred pound man was in being cremated when his body fluids were too much for the oven. The body fluids seeped out onto the floor and ignited causing a fire at the Garner Funeral Home in Salt Lake City.”
      Steve Powers – Takin’ It Back To The Streets This Weekend
      ‘Only 50 years left’ for sea fish
      Thnx 323
      Timothy Leary’S Last Trip (LSD)
      LSD – The Beyond Within
      How to Make a Hollow Book
      The Red Balloon – short film 1956
      Michael Angelo Double Guitar – Salvador-BA-Brazil
      Yngwie Malsteem-Guitar solos
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      Cheap Trick- Alan Thicke Interview 1983
      5 Neck Guitar
      Richie Blackmore shreds.
      Van Halen Guitar solo 1978
      Guns N’ Roses_-_The Godfather Theme
      Exclusive Hipster Hangout: Everyone Welcome – New York Times
      Mary-Kate Olsen’s New Man Revealed!
      Olsen Twin And Snow Twin
      Retro Pinup Lingerie Photos – Pinup Models – Winky Tiki Photography – Glamour Photographer
      Gator Gets Deer
      Guy finally washes hair after 26 years
      Pelican attacks pigeon
      Hot Chick
      Chinastic| Contemporary Arts Exhibition in Nanjing
      Holy Flying Furry Penises!
      Peter Gorman | Naked Rooms
      Naughty Aliens
      Lefty Sells O’s
      Doin’ the Pigeon
      Burt Gets Down. Thnx Espo
      Face Transformer
      Web could be terror training camp: Chertoff
      Thnx 323
      Mike Tyson doing the monster mash
      Munster P
      Kicks of the Week
      Tragedy Befalls Lafayette Streetwear Scene
      Biggie’s St. Ides Commercial
      St. Ides Commercial – 2Pac & Snoop Dogg
      Ice Cube – St Ides Malt Liquor Commercial
      Makes Yer Jimmy Thicker!
      “Michelle, the pass around girl”
      Avril Lavigne Drunken Upskirt Pictures
      Toshio Matsumoto – for the damaged right eye
      Bush Moves Toward Martial Law
      Global ecosystems ‘face collapse’
      Thnx 323
      Sepultura Refuse Resist played by 10 yr olds
      New Caster Rapist
      Gorilla Picks Butt And Eats It
      Tesco condemned for selling pole dancing toy
      The ¬£49.97 kit comprises a chrome pole extendible to 8ft 6ins, a ‘sexy dance garter’ and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.
      Old Time Radio at The Monster Club
      Scary Stories For All You Kool Ghouls!
      Inmate uses laxatives to flee jail
      Humping Iron
      CBGB’s – NYC – October 13, 2006
      Panorama Photography
      Red Raven Animated Records
      Rotting Bacon
      Official Celebrity Bra Size List
      Man shells out £14k on army tank for supermarket run
      Squirt Power – Supa Soka
      Clay Aiken Slash Fiction
      Macro Cat Tongue
      Rat Salad
      Hawk Fatality Move
      Wikipedia:Picture of the day
      Monique Coleman Wardrobe Malfunction On “DANCING WITH THE STARS”
      I’m Not On The List, I’m Naked
      LEGO Flamethrower
      Spanaway Man Accused Of Having Sex With Dog
      Indian girl skates under 40 cars
      The Legend of 11 Spring Street
      Boong-Ga Boong-Ga – Anal Probing Arcade Game!
      Experts create invisibility cloak
      Thnx Leo
      Suicide note leads to dismembered body
      “…a woman‚Äôs charred head in a pot, her arms and legs in the oven and her torso in the refrigerator…”
      Developmentally Disabled Man Sodomized At Bowling Alley
      sexually abused with a plumbing snake
      Free adult friendly image host
      Touchscreen Pervert Games
      Friday The 13th Fantasy Trading Cards
      Sci Fi Sexy Rangers
      Nude Album Art
      More Titties
      Leadbelly News Report
      Thnx ‘Spo
      K-Fed Gets Dissed Then Dropped
      Thnx Espo
      Snoop Dogg’s – Hood of Horror – Death Tag
      US Congress launches probe into virtual economies
      They Wanna Tax Avatars Now
      Tripping Your Way to Sobriety
      ‘Acid’ as a Cure for Alcoholism
      Human species ‘may split in two’
      12 yr old Cutesy Girl Graffiti…awwwww!!!
      Tyson Returning to Ring; May Fight Women
      Weekly Review (
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      I’m waiting for Diet Cocaine
      Forbidden Rebels – Old School Graffiti – Part 3
      Forbidden Rebels – Old School Graffiti – Part 2
      Forbidden Rebels – Old School Graffiti – Part 1
      Toilet Bowl Kids Costume
      Just asking for trouble!
      Don’t Pee In The Water! Fish Penis Parasite!
      Woman gives birth to grandchild
      Hippie Halloween Costumes
      Troops battle 10-foot marijuana plants
      Dean chides students over ‘ghetto’ party
      partygoers carried 40-ounce bottles of malt liquor and wore Afro wigs, necklaces with large medallions and name tags bearing traditionally black and Hispanic names
      Court upholds right to protest topless
      Rapatronic Nuclear Photographs
      Lindsay Lohan Camel Toe
      The Dark Side of Saturn
      Wooden Chopper Motorcycle
      Jay Z “The Truth Behind Hip Hop”
      How can limbo just be abolished?
      Lightning exits woman’s bottom
      A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.
      Carnivorous Plant Eats Mouse At French Garden
      “Mahna Mahna”
      Disneyland Orgy
      Bardot – Harley Davidson
      Brigitte Bardot & Serge Gainsbourg – Comic Strip
      Pop Art!
      Brigitte Bardot & Serge Gainsbourg – Bonnie & Clyde
      Donna Summer – Love To Love You Baby (1975)
      Serge Gainsbourg: Lemon Incest
      Don’t Smoke Dust!
      “Why do You Like Angel Dust?”…
      This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us – Sparks
      Teen ‘wants to buy dungeon house’
      Pink prison makes Texan inmates blush
      Police Find Burgers Sprinkled With Pot
      Frontline sex in a car, caught on helicopter gunship cam
      Worms in stomach
      Sports – Dominican Today
      Nazi Croats form human swastika
      Pinball Eye View Photos
      Academy – Compressed Versions of Best Pictures
      Volkswagen UK > Beetle Art
      Bollywood Thriller
      Albino moose
      Mechanical Lion
      Moulded Gourds
      The Kid From Brooklyn on Starbucks
      Kids vs Cops
      whitney music box var. 0 – chromatic – 48 tines
      Snake Charmer
      Thnx Neck Face
      Atelier de Dominique Regnier artiste sculpteur à Souillac dans le lot
      Rhinos attack newborn calf
      Yellow Flesh: The Twisted World of Simpsons Erotica
      Starship Enterprise model boldly sold for $576,000
      Cat has a toilet flushing obsession
      Battle of The Album Covers
      Infamy (Widescreen) – Wal-Mart
      ODB Knowledge
      Raekwon – Heaven & Hell Ft Ghostface
      Dogg Pound-New York New York
      Tim Dog – Fuck Compton
      NWA – Straight Outta Compton
      John Mellancamp Takes It Like A Champ
      Bush gives backrub
      Goth Lolita TV
      The Best of Both Worlds
      If you sucker punch Dee Snyder…
      Thnx NXck FXce
      The Virgins © Tim Barber Р
      Tootie’s Bong – Facts of Life
      Thnx Leo!
      Ms. Peachez In The Tub
      Weekly Review (
      Don’t clean off that graffiti – it’s an art installation
      Scale Model Archive – Cities
      The Four Squeezins Play Flinstones
      Giants and Girls Galleries–B-Movie and Art Archives Featuring Damsels in Distress Menaced by Giants, Freaks, Gorillas, Mutants, and Other Monsters
      Thousand-Hand Bodhisattva
      Giant isopod
      Adwalker: Wearable.Media.Solutions
      Gaultier swaps Size O models for ‘Size 20’
      Lee trying the Calvin Klein kiddie porn campaign idea down in Oz
      Lee’s Lolita OK, board rules
      (Lots More) Superheroine Fantasies
      The Most Offensive Thing Tommy Lee Has Ever Put In His Mouth
      Teledildonics – Lego Vibrator – The Fuck-o-matic
      I Want Candy
      Nudes in Monster Masks
      Clothed Porn
      Playboy Presents – The Women Of McDonalds
      I Can’t Believe It’s Not Torture!
      10 years already…IRAK
      Little Superstar Has a Posse
      Kollywood Donkey Kong
      Larry Clark’s KIDS
      Via MySpace
      Dick ‘Scarface’ Cheney speech
      Torture Bill States Non-Allegiance To Bush Is Terrorism
      How To Pack eBAy Stuff…
      Marijuana initiative gets Idaho high court’s go-ahead
      15 yr old rapist sentenced to 30-60 years
      NPR : Looking to Cash In on a Punk Rock Youth
      Ramones Alarm Clock
      Welcome to Colourful Coffins
      Damn Interesting » The Halifax Disaster
      Broadway Joe Shirt Sighting
      eBay: PRACTICAL MANUAL OF SEXUAL RITUALS IN BLACK MAGIC, 1934 (item 280031395851 end time Oct-02-06 19:35:00 PDT)
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      ‘Evil’ pervert built super computer to store one of Britain’s largest child porn collections | News | This is London
      ‘Box Man’ to pay $600 for freedom
      Pictures of Arnold Schwarzenegger – The Greatest Bodybuilder of All-Time
      Sock Monkey Wearables
      Remote Controled Farting Teddy Bear
      Space tourist, crew touch down
      Bob’s BBQ & Grill Restaurant Home of the World’s Largest Hamburger and Slow Smoked BBQ
      Egg Cuber
      The Desolation of Somalia
      Gold horse gives Japanese kids the royal treatment
      The price is as hefty as the 30-kilogram (80-pound) golden toy — 150 million yen (1.28 million dollars).
      Revenge Bomb over Broken Glasses
      A man upset that his neighbor’s children helped break his wife’s eyeglasses is accused of trying to bomb the neighbor’s house in retaliation.
      North Korea – Military Parade – Arirang / Mass Games 2005
      Mars Exploration Rover Mission: On The Rim of the Victoria Crater
      Paul Lynde Clips
      Boy attacked by squirrel
      Nerd Punch
      Orangutan ON FIRE
      hungry dog
      WFMU’s Beware of the Blog: Atari Music
      Prostitute nabs crooked cop with his own badge
      Teen Peppersprayed for short changin’ cops
      Steveo Jerked Off Behind Nicole Richie While She Slept
      Rowanda Wooden Bikes
      Bat Outta Hell
      LineTo experimental by ~Volcanic-Penguin
      Chubby Love
      NSFW NFC Mucho Grande
      Love Bugs
      NSFW – Not Safe For Life
      Flirt Vodka
      Home Groan Girls
      George W. Bush Butt Plug
      Christina Ricci Desecrates Her Body at Yeeeah!
      Kinsey Institute International Encyclopedia of Sexuality
      Screech Sex Tape Preview
      Prison looks into ‘Katie’s Revenge’ tattoo
      Taco Trucks
      Free Bathrooms In Chinatown
      Exposition: Il était une fois Walt Disney
      Geek Bling Ring
      Dude, It’s the Baked Professor!
      Fry That Chicken
      LSD and the No-Hitter
      Thnx Tim Barber
      Police don’t have to knock, justices say
      The Flash Animation top 10
      It’s New – It’s Now – It’s Flash Cubes!
      The 25 Sexiest Novels Ever Written
      Troops storm luxury prison run by inmates
      Israel’s latest in designer nothingness
      It is the ultimate poseur’s paradise, according to BBC correspondent Ade Akintonwa. Cafe Like boasts the most fashionable menu ever – one with nothing on it.
      Hogwarts School made with 50,000 matches
      The metamorphosis
      Yost’s nickname described a physical feature he grew into as a young man. His nickname was “Tits.”
      “Orgasmatron 3000”
      How to poach a salmon in a dishwasher
      Beijing’s penis emporium
      Military Spending Infographics
      Krazy Kids Items – a photoset on Flickr
      One-Eyed Child
      Beer Cannon Montage
      Movin’ Meat: Delicate Situation
      The Adventures of Goopy and Bagha (1968) – Ghost Dance Sequence
      “Little Superstar”
      Thnx EM
      Skateboarding Without The Boards
      Rap All-Stars on Arsenio Hall Show
      Texas Death Row Quotes
      Thnx Peter Sutherland
      Weekly Review (
      Creepy- Eerie – Vamprella – Covers Collection
      Man rejects first penis transplant
      Steam Powered Gameboy
      Asylum protester sews up eyes
      Decline Of The Western Civilization – Part 2 – The Metal Years
      Heavy Metal Parking Lot – The Remix!
      Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986)
      Bröderna Hårdrock
      Love is an object kept in an empty box
      First Volcom Bit Verte Now epiclyLAtered Bites The Glob!
      205, the Serge Becker & A-Ron Collabo
      ThreeAsFour – Spring 2007 Collection
      Willie Nelson cited for pot, mushrooms
      New recruit joins Terracotta Army
      Thnx Leo
      Cleaning Surfaces As Graffiti
      Turf Talk on Judge Joe Brown
      Tastes Like Chicken!
      Celebrities Without Makeup
      Monkey molests dog, then laughs
      Now a drug that gives you that alcohol buzz, but without a hangover
      Snake snacks on a sheep
      Dan Osman – Vertical Climb
      9-11 Full Back Tattoo
      Lindsey Lohan Upskirt Pics of the Day
      More Americans Have Now Died In Iraq Than Died On 9/11
      Kid Knocked Out Cold
      Mamma Said Knock You Out
      Knocked the fuck out
      OhMiBod Music Powered Vibrator – The OhMiBod
      Weekly Review (
      Janice Janice Janice…
      It hurts It hurts…Thnx Konstantin Trubkovich
      BJ The Messenger – Crackhead Rap
      Thnx Bret Pittman
      World T-Shirt Wearing Record
      Thnk Ryan Kitson
      Artist Banksy targets Disneyland
      Gang Gang Dance—-Retina Riddim excerpt
      Satan Has Been Paralyzed – Welcome To My Windy World!
      Professional Farters
      New tallest living thing discovered THE CHAMPION: At 378.1 feet, Hyperion in Redwood National Park on North Coast towers 8 feet above Stratosphere Giant
      Dark Side of the Rainbow
      This video illustrates the strange connection between the Pink Floyd album “Dark Side of the Moon” (1973) and the MGM classic film “The Wizard of Oz” (1939). If you properly synchronize the film and the album, a number of coincidental events occur.
      Christian Pirate Rap
      Thnx Leo!
      Gay Weatherman Vs. Cockroach
      Bush Steps On American Flag
      World Record #4: Peristaltic Action
      Ultimate Secure Home located in Durango Colorado
      The Seattle Craigslist Sex Scandal
      The History of Nachos
      Man starts fire by roasting bear
      Power companies give squirrels a jolt
      Youngsters wrote obscene graffiti on the vehicle as paramedics treated a friend…
      Monster hail
      Mmmmmm…Deep Fried Coke!
      How Gay is the Internet?
      The next all-over print
      Abandoned resort slideshow
      The Inner Life of a Cell – Flash Movie
      Dog Toilet Drinking Bowl
      Talking Elephant Surprises Scientists
      The Gray Ooze That Ate the Indonesian Villages
      Python Bursts After Eating Gator (Update)
      ‘Pyramids’ discovered in Ukraine
      Anarchy Framed Art Print
      If yer gonna wear one of those trendy Fresh Prince hats, you might as well just wear this…
      Punker Than Spiked Hair!
      Guidos co-opted that shit anyways…
      Ronald McHummer – Sign-O-Matic
      ‘Little Mermaid’ surgery success
      U.S. Military Wanted to Provoke War With Cuba
      U.S. Military Drafted Plans to Terrorize U.S. Cities to Provoke War With Cuba
      How to remove Logos from your PDA / cell phone with sugar
      Krazy Kloudz
      Thnx Justin Martinez
      yOni – womens sacred place
      “Go Fuck Yourself, Mr. Cheney!”
      village voice > nyclife > Fall Arts Guide by Zach Baron
      Gangster Administration
      New from Wonderbra: Wonderbutt
      Kate Moss Is Getting Naked…again
      Yeah, you saw this already.
      Drink this, pussy!
      Plasticman – Rolemodel
      B Real Online Mp3s Page
      Like every Cypress Hill song
      The return of Mr. Hands
      Severed Mexican heads on the dancefloor!
      Six months in jail for Colorado dumpster divers
      Canada border officials deny entry to metal band Fecal Corpse
      Weekly Review (
      Gliding on the Skateboard – Google Video
      Unknown creature was found by soldiers
      Jim Henson’s Time Piece Pt. 1 of 2
      Thnx Tim Barber
      16 Buildings Demolished At Once
      Google Image Labeler
      Database Tagging Game
      60’s commercial – Braniff Airways – The Supersonic Future
      Paris Hilton Punked
      Paris Hilton targeted by Banksy in CD prank
      Skateboarding Grows from Casual Hobby to International Sport
      ….According to the government.
      Cassette Generator
      Biggest Acne
      Do Not Watch This…You Are Warned!
      Fake Semen in Photoshop (a how-to tutorial)
      USSR Bootleg Albums On X-Ray Film!
      NewNudeCity – The World of Richard Kern
      Girls With Headphones
      Eldridge Cleaver’s 1975 pants for “real” men.
      Top 5 Sexual Atari 2600 video games ever
      Larry Clark Interview – Sex education
      googly eyes on cock !
      Phallic Symbol
      The Best Little Whorehouses in Second Life
      Police: Vandalism Suspects Received Rides From Mother
      Volcom Bites Verte
      Fucked Up
      2 Ton MegaSpeaker!
      Dream Deceivers – The Story of James Vance & Judas Priest
      Thnx Pat Rocha
      Leonard Nimoy Photography – Full Body Project
      God Listens…
      White Folks Are The Devil!
      Dog with human penis in IKEA catalog
      Uncle Chuck
      Weekly Review (
      BOB DYLAN bra & panties Victoria’s Secret commercial
      Bob Dylan – Warhol Screen Test
      Metal Chef
      Baalbek – A Colossal Enigma
      Police Arrest Woman After Mistaken Text Message
      Star Trek New Voyages
      Fire Ant Raft
      Rick James’ Tombstone!
      Residents find corpse in water tower
      Make sure you have partners with you when you go for a swim!
      Crazy Horses – The Osmonds
      YMC HAMMER – Fight fire with fire
      Medical Maggots‚Ñ¢
      Fake Neckface Drawing #2
      Phony Baloney
      Fake Neckface Drawing #1
      Pathologist’s wife ‘raped 15 times’ while asleep
      Man receives four years for necrophilia
      eBay: CRAZY!! 80s vintage OZZY OSBOURNE KKK T SHIRT WEIRD?!!
      Insane KKK Ozzy Shirt!
      Thnx Billyee
      The Home of Prop Replica & Custom Boots – Made to Your Measurements
      “Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy”
      For Pete’s sake -Pete Doherty’s Mom Talks
      ABC News: A Pregnant Man?
      Forget The Band. Just Make The T-Shirt.
      heyblog: Brand Underground 2.0
      Acronym: Who defines a movement?
      TrendyNation: New York Times: The Brand Underground
      When The Times Tolls It Tolls For Thee
      James Dean’s Cursed 1955 Porsche Spyder
      Cindy’s Tale Part 5
      Biker Dude pinata
      Spectacular case of elephantiasis
      Bigg Nuttz!
      World’s oldest person celebrates 115th
      Don Vito arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting 2 young girls
      Another Hitler Themed Cafe!
      Hitler-themed eatery draws fire
      Volume One: Freaky Weird Hitler-Themed Saloon
      Pusanweb visits the local ‘Hitler Bar’ – Busan Korea
      Photoshop X-ray Tips
      Syncronized Goldfish Swimming
      Silent Library with Ernesto Hoost
      Graffiti-Free NYC
      Guy Shoots Buddy With Potato Gun
      Unusual X-Rays
      Giant Yellow Jacket nests perplex experts
      Porn broadcast stuns news viewers
      Top 10 baseball fights
      The Exploding Whale
      : : : SPRINKLE BRIGADE : : :
      Dog Shit Art! Thnx Tim Barber.
      Sebastian the cat gets a gold grill
      Prayer of the Rollerboys – Corey Haim
      Corey Haim All Pilled Up
      Charles Bukowski Interview
      Old Dirty Bastard drunk on Yo MTV Raps
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      Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on March 4, 2010

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      Teen Angels Magazine – OG LA Cholo Chicano Low Rider Gang Graffiti Prison Tattoo Art

      Teen Angels Magazine

      I’ve heard about this magazine for years, I know Aaron Rose from Alleged Gallery always had some around back in the day, and he was definitely influenced by it. He wrote an article about TA for ANP Quarterly a few years back. I really don’t know the whole story about the history of this magazine, just that it started in 1981 and is still bein’ published to this day.


      The vintage ones have that old school cut ‘n paste zine feel that’s hard to get nowadays, as witnessed in the more recent covers use of computer layout. The early covers have that janky printing quality that reminds me old underground comix, vintage reggae 45’s, or old firework labels.


      I haven’t seen many mags that represent a subculture better than this one.

      It’s live and uncut, made by those who are really livin’ it,

      with a funk that is all D.I.Y.

      Romance runs through it like an echoin’ oldies song.

      It’s the magazine version of a tattooed teardrop.

      Teen Angel Magazine MySpace

      Some old Angelfire site for Teen Angels Magazine that seems to be dead

      Thanks to KID DEUCE on flikr and 12oz Prophet the flicks.

      File under Arts 'n Crafts, Back In The Dunn Day, Blast From The Past, Culture, Hip-Hop, SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG

      N.W.A. Dopeman

      N.W.A. – Dopeman

      Verse One: (Ice Cube)
      It was once said by a man who couldn’t quit;
      ”Dopeman, please, can I have another hit?”
      The dopeman said: “Cluck, I don’t give a shit;
      If your girl kneels down, and sucks my dick!”
      It all happened and the guy tried to choke her;
      Nigga living in cash, ain’t nothing but a smoker.
      That’s the way it goes, that’s the name of the game;
      Young brother getting over by slangin’ caine.

      Gold around his neck 14 k, has it;
      Bitches sucking on his dick, 24-7.
      Plus he’s makin’ money keepin’ the base heads waiting;
      Rollin 6-4 with the fresh-ass daytons.

      Livin’ in Compton, California, CA
      His Uzi up your ass if he don’t get paid.
      Nigga begging for credit, he’s knockin’ out teeth;
      Clockin’ much dollars on the 1st and 15th kay shizze is a real fuckin g

      Big lot of money, nothing less than a twenty;
      Yo, you want a five-oh, the dopeman got plenty.
      To be a dopeman, boy, you must qualify;
      Don’t get high, off your own supply!

      From a kid to a G, it’s all about money;
      10-piece, 4-10, base pipe comes free.
      If people out there ain’t hip to the fact;
      If you see somebody gettin’ money 4 crack,
      He’s the

      Dopeman! Dopeman!
      ”Hey man, gimme a hit!”
      Dopeman! Dopeman!
      ”Hey, yo, fuck that shit!”
      Dopeman! Dopeman!
      ”We just can’t quit!”
      Dopeman! Dopeman!
      ”Well suck this bitch!”

      (Dr. Dre)
      Wait a minute, wait a minute! Who the fuck are you talking to?
      Do you know who the fuck I am? Man, I can’t believe this shit.
      This bitch is tryin’ to gank me!
      I’ll slap you up side your head with 9 inches of limp dick!

      Verse Two: (Ice Cube)
      You need a nigga with money, so u get a dopeman;
      Juice that fool for as much as u can.
      She likes his car, and he gets with her;
      Got a black-eye coz the dopeman hit her.
      Let that slide, and you pay it no mind;
      Find that he’s slapping you, all the time!
      But that’s ok, coz he’s so rich,
      And you ain’t nothin’ but a dopeman’s bitch.
      Do what he say and you keep your mouth shut;
      Poppin’ that trash might get you fucked up!
      You’ll sit and cry if the dopeman strikes you;
      He don’t give a fuck, he got 2 just like you
      There’s a another girl in the dopeman’s life;
      Not quite a bitch, but far from a wife.

      She’s called ‘The Strawberry’ and everybody know;
      ”Strawberry! Strawberry! Is the neighbourhood hoe.”
      Do anything for a hit or two;
      Give the bitch a rock and she’ll fuck your whole damn crew

      It might be your wife and it might make you sick;
      Come home and see her mouth on the dopeman’s dick.
      Strawberry, just look you’ll see her;
      But don’t fuck around, she’ll give you gonnorhea.
      If people out there ain’t hip to the fact;
      Strawberry is a girl selling pussy for crack to the,

      Dopeman! Dopeman!
      ”Hey man, gimme a hit!”
      Dopeman! Dopeman!
      ”Hey, yo, fuck that shit!”
      Dopeman! Dopeman!
      In your face;
      Yo Dre, kick in tha bass!

      Verse Three: (Ice Cube)
      If ya smoke ‘caine, you’re a stupid motherfucker;
      Known around the hood as the schoolyard clucka.
      Doin’ that crack with all the money ya got;
      On ya hands & knees, searching for a piece of rock.
      Jonzing for a hit, now ya lookin’ for more.
      Doug stole a Alpine outta Eazy’s 6-4.

      Ya need ya ass whooped coz its outta this Earth;
      Cant get a 10-piece, need a dollar fifty’s worth.
      Knucklehead nigga, you turned into a crook;
      But swear up and down, boy, that you ain’t hooked.
      You beat ya friend up and you whooped his ass long;

      Coz he hit the pipe till the rock was all gone!
      You robbin’ and stealin’, bugging and illin’;
      While the dopeman’s dealing.
      What is killin’ your pain? Cocaine? This shit’s insane;
      Yo, E, she’s a berry, lets run a train!

      Man, I wouldn’t touch that bitch!

      (Ice Cube)
      Me neither, hoe go home and wash out ya beaver;
      And nigga’s are out there, messing up people’s health;
      Yo, what the fuck you gotta say for yourself?

      Verse Four: (Eazy-E)
      Well, Im the dopeman, yeah boy wear corduroy;
      Money up to here, but unemployed.
      You keep smoking that rock and my pocket’s getting bigger;

      (Dr. Dre)
      Yo, got that 5-0, double-up nigga!

      Yeah, high rollin’, big money, Im foldin;
      Bitch on my tip, for the dick, Im holdin.
      Strong strawberry, jockin’ me so early;
      Hoe, ya wanna hit? Ya gotta get your knees dirty.

      Well that’s my life, that’s how it’s cut;
      “Hey Dopeman!” Bitch shut the fuck up!
      Gotta make a run, it’s a big money deal;
      Gankers got the fake, but you can get the real,
      From the…

      Dopeman! Dopeman!
      Yeah, that’s me!
      Dopeman! Dopeman!
      Yo, can I get a G?
      Dopeman! Dopeman!
      Clock as much as he can.
      Fuck this shit, who am I?

      Outro: (Eazy-E as the Mexican guy)
      Yo, Mr. Dopeman, you think your slick;
      Ya sold crack to my sister, and now she’s sick.
      But if she happens to die, because of your drug;
      Im puttin’ in your culo, a .38 slug!

      File under SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG