File under SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG
Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on February 9, 2015
This never gets old. “I personally believe, that U.S. Americans, are unable to do so, because uh, some, people out there, in our nation don’t have maps, and uh… I believe that our education like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as… and, I believe they should uh, our education over here, in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”
“I couldn’t resist. William S. Burroughs, after all, had claimed to have a spontaneous orgasm from sitting in one.”
“First, soak eggs in urine and heat them over the stove. After it boils, get all eggs out and crack their shells before putting them back. After a while, pour in new urine. Repeat it and simmer eggs for an entire day.”, “it tastes like spring.”, “The smell kills me. I feel like throwing up at the thought of it. It stinks.” – YouTube Video [Semen Sperms]
✪ There Is No Poop Fairy
✪ Flash Robbing – Blame the internet!
✪ Creepy, Crusty, Crumbling, Illegal – Tour of Abandoned Six Flags New Orleans [75 Pics]
✪ Dial-up sound 700% slower (Creepy)
✪ A Gallery of DEVOlutionary Tattoos
✪ Baboon Running Wild in New Jersey! I hope he’s having a Great Adventure!
✪ Normal New Jersey – Foul-Mouthed Mechanic Broadcasted Over 911 System (with audio) – When asked if this situation would make him clean up his language around the shop, Taborelli responded, “I don’t know about that. … What, do you have one of the fishes on the back of your car?”, referring to the Christian fish symbols sold for display on vehicles.
✪ Kids ingesting embalming fluid in wave of 90s nostalgia – “Apparently, someone read something and thought, Hey, this is what they did back in the 90s! This sounds cheap!”
“The complaints suggested the use of the song promoted irresponsible drinking.”
✪ Normal New Jersey – Pizza Prankster Strikes: 10 orders placed!
When she untucked her tank top, her nipple fell on the floor, according to the police report.
Danger Woman: the singing superheroine who fights for the rights of disabled people. Danger Woman is a singing superheroine who fights for equal civil rights for all races, all sexual orientations and most of all for all disabled people. She uses her karaoke powers to save the world from the evil Triphobes, those who would take away the civil rights of the aforementioned groups.
✪ Before the riot – The Canucks Fans 2,110 Megapixel Photo
Conjured by Billoney on July 25, 2011