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SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 9

Weird Statues in Children’s Recreational Parks
Open a beer bottle with another beer bottle
Contortion
Russian Scientists Claim to Invent Drug-Free Cannabis, Suggest it to Replace Wild Cannabis Worldwide – NEWS – MOSNEWS.COM
Bitten by the Nuclear Dragon
Japanese Extreme Wake Up Pranks
China Death Bus
Damn Birds Online Game
Wolphin
The Most Expensive Lemon
“It was a sweet ride turned sour: a $1.7-million Mercedes-Benz roadster that died after cruising 10 blocks. That works out to $170,000 a block ‚Äî perhaps the most expensive test drive on record.”
Goo Shooter Controls Crowds
Kicks of the Week
Real Shitty Coffee
The Feejee Mermaid
ASFR (alt.sex.fetish.robots)
The Sumo Rustler
Big enough for you?
No sex please, robot, just clean the floor
“Although the nightmare vision of a Terminator world controlled by machines may seem fanciful, scientists believe the boundaries for human-robot interaction must be set now ‚Äî before super-intelligent robots develop beyond our control.”
Nigga Done Got His Head Buss
Regular Shit Nigga Wanted To Pop Off They Ate His Food(Slashed Him)
SweetMuscle Bodybuilder Women Nudes
Japanese Sex Slang
Teenage vandals gone wild
Crush, Kill, DESTROY!!!
Insane Japanese kid playing music game
Court: 15-year-old girls can marry
Colorado recognizes common-law marriages
500 Person Japanese Orgy
More Eyeballs
Karlil – Drank Boy
Zuiikin Gals II
Exercise x Engrish = Fun!
Hot trend: The Leak
Wheelchair Crowdsurfer
The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards!
Rate Celebrity Plastic Surgery
NYC Carved Creatures
“Gnomes, monsters, devils and creatures of all shapes, sizes and expressions lurk over doorways all over town. Purely decorative in intent, they differ from gargoyles, whose purpose is to funnel water off rooves.”
Genpets.com – Bioengineered Buddies!
World’s oldest condom
A turtle in the Ozarks is terribly deformed by living trapped in a 6 pack ring
White Women on Opium Den 1892
Police don’t have to knock, justices say
“The Supreme Court ruled Thursday that police armed with a warrant can barge into homes and seize evidence even if they don’t knock, a huge government victory that was decided by President Bush’s new justices.”
Elephants crush town
“In what appears to be a case of elephants retaliating against humans, hundreds of villagers have taken refuge on boats in Bangladesh after their homes were destroyed by rampaging pachyderms, local officials said on Wednesday.”
Government Increasingly Turning to Data Mining
“Privacy advocates say the practice exposes ordinary people to ever more scrutiny by authorities while skirting legal protections designed to limit the government’s collection and use of personal data.”
Hiroshima miniture model – before and after
Students Arrested After Videotape Of Fight Surfaces On MySpace.com
Jack the cat chases black bear up tree
Drug Warriors Push Eye-Eating Fungus
Backs to the future
New analysis of the language and gesture of South America’s indigenous Aymara people indicates a reverse concept of time.
Drug caches found in Home Depot vanities
Without a Trace – Teen Orgy
This is what CBS is getting sued $3.3 million for…
CBS Stations: Indecency Complaints Invalid
“Virtually none of those who complained to the Federal Communications Commission about the teen drama Without A Trace actually saw the episode in question, CBS affiliates said as they asked the agency to rescind its proposed record indecency fine of $3.3
Burzum short film
Silicone Injected Penis
The Frito Bandito
BUTTOCKS IN THE HISTORY OF ART
Robby The Robot
“Satin”-ic Graffiti News Report
“Cuz I’m a punk, that’s what I do.”
MyHeritage face recognition : Find the Celebrity in You‚Ñ¢
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
How to Blow Smoke Rings
50 Dumbest Rock-Star Extravagances
Phallus Gallery – phallic art in the days of Pompeii, Italy.
Homeland Security accepts fake ID
Bunny the Tap Dancer
Holy Fuckin’ Christ!
Metal Band at Retarted Party
OMFG!!!
Women Run Obstacle Course Hypnotized so Sounds Cause Orgasms
Hard Gay Meets Kids
Koala Fight!
Chimp Hosts Talk Show, Gets Fresh With Guest
Improv Everywhere Mission: Best Buy
50 people dress up like Besy Buy employees and mob a store.
Rainy season brings glow-in-the-dark mushrooms
Most Tattooed Man – Lucky Diamond Rich
Elephant Drive-In
One minute, harmony; the next, chimp mayhem
Monkey Brawl!
Pole Dancer Takes A Tumble
The Cake Song.
This shit WILL get stuck in yer head!
C’mon Fatso, And Just Bust A Move
The Remix!
Help solve the mystery
“There are about 50 slides in all- all dating from between 1959 and 1969 and all of young women. Some, like the ones here have letters written on their foreheads…”
Prosecutor: While cameras rolled, N.C. trio castrated willing men
Whatever You Do Don’t Watch This!
I warned you!
Disposable: A History of Skateboard Art – Online Galleries
MATRIX.NEO VERSUS ROBOCOP
DIY Bush Impeachment
Before Prohibition: Images from the preprohibition era
Boomin’ System!
Spectator throws cyclist off a bridge
Randy Johnson hates birds
give us all your money
Reporter Attacked!!
Mister Softee Dies
The Monkey Chow Diaries
“But can a human subsist on a constant diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys do? For the good of human kind, I’m about to find out. On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: “a complete and bala
Hamburger or Tuna Melt?
Fuck Myspace, We’re Deleting Our Profile
Iron Maiden – Number of the beast
Pirate Party of the United States
200 lt Diet Coke x 500 Mentos
In vitro meat
Oink!
The Ultimate Thing Costume
Fantastic Four Costume Made of Real Rocks!
ILoveAnything.Com
Crystal Cave of the Giants
Love at First Bite
“I put my ring finger in Clive‚Äôs mouth and he put his ring finger in my mouth with our teeth resting right on the last joint. We looked in each other‚Äôs eyes, nodded, and bit down as hard as we could. It was a little disappointing because we couldn‚Äôt
Rubber Urinal Suit
345 horsepower, 5.7-liter HEMI V-8 engine powered Barbeque
A REAL Man’s BBQ! Also check out the Hemi Big Wheel.
Vespa mandarinia
The Asian Giant Hornet
Watch it shred: PRI-MAX vs. BMW
Angels & Demons
6/6/6
Ooooof!
Never Not Working Sighting
Weekly Review (Harpers.org)
Snitch On A Terrorist – Get A Suitcase Fulla Cash!
Morgellons Update!
“One San Francisco woman describes “tiny green shrimp” that come from her face, and she said she saw a fly pop out of her right eye.”
Secret Fun Spot
Chinatown Bus Drama (Translated)
Thnx Esteban Potencias!
Bag Ladies
Famous Navels – free celebrity belly buttons – thousands of navel pictures
Girls + Toilets
3D Space Invaders
Eyeball stickers on Grand St.
Deadly kites banned in Pakistan city
Love Bald Bush!
WWII’s Kilroy Was Here , The inside info on how the legend started
Baby’s death blamed on 2nd hand crack smoke
The Oops list
Crashes galore
Photographing Squirrels
Squirrels With Cameras
Tiger & Piglets
Monkey Do
Buildings of Disaster
Buildings of Disaster are miniature replicas of famous structures where some tragic or terrible events happened to take place.
Switch to heavy metal signals danger
War between the Judas Priest and Evil Warriors gangs
Was the 2004 Election Stolen?
Republicans prevented more than 350,000 voters in Ohio from casting ballots or having their votes counted — enough to have put John Kerry in the White House.
Chat Rooms
Dream Body
Sex in the MRI
2 goat heads + 1 coconut + 1 pentagram = ?
Is It Raining Aliens?
Nearly 50 tons of mysterious red particles showered India in 2001. Now the race is on to figure out what the heck they are.
Raw Horseflesh Ice Cream
Mmmmmmm!
Eurobad ’74
Europe’s worst interiors of 1974.
Baby With Three Arms
Pedophile party starts in Netherlands
A new political party in the Netherlands is dedicated to legalizing sex between adults and children.
Japanese Amputee Sex Dolls
RealDoll Configurator
Pépé Smit
Mr. Cool Ice!
Worst. Tattoo. Ever.
I <3 Tunafish
Lucky Bum
Carthedral!
Carthedral is a rolling Gothic Cathedral complete with flying buttresses, stained glass pointed windows, and gargoyles.
Merry Saddles‚Ñ¢ Erotic Cycling Supply
How to make hash
Free Tennessee BBQ Grill
Pick your nose and eat snot to stay healthy!
the broken laptop i sold on ebay
The Revenge Of A Burnt eBayer!
Modern Moist Towelette Collecting
White Trash Mom Britney Spears
Ferrofluid Sculptures by Sachiko Kodama
Magnetic Liquid…Crazy!
DeLorean – Back To The Future
Safety Not Guaranteed
Our Parisian Homies @ Honeyee.com Blog Collabo
A Closer Look at the New Assault on Indecency and Profanity at the FCC
Reporter Gets Owned
Anal Fissure Self Help Page
Porn in the woods
Bad heroin sparks a series of overdoses
Jury gives woman $5M for ruined vagina
How to Pirate a Vinyl Record
Red Hot Chili Peppers Rip Off Tom Petty
Cockroach Controlled Mobile Robot
Museum of Menstruation and Women’s Health
One-Legged Dance Dance Revolution
Sam Loyd’s Cyclopedia of 5000 Puzzles, Tricks, and Conundrums
Bad Example: Graffiti Currency Archives
Fairly Freaky Animals
Toilet Bowl Restaurant
Judge Says Child Molester Is Too Short For Prison
Too Short’s NOT In The Big House!
Kirk Douglas Wants Sundaes!
epiclylaterd Covers The Park Party
Nice Name, Dude!
Kids Stick It To The (Old) Man
A high-pitched alarm which cannot be heard by adults has been hijacked by schoolchildren to create ringtones so they can get away with using phones in class.
Now I’m free to see the world!
MyDeathSpace.com
Directory of dead myspace members
Scientists Grow Artificial Penis in Lab
Frankenstein Cock
Kitty & Rooster, Weird Friendship.
Dude has amazing old-school arcade in his basement!
Cop Shoot Cop
‘This is Satanism. We only see this in the movies’
Sesame Street In The Hood
Hey kids! it’s mister microphone!
Belly Bongo (commercial from the 70’s)
70’s Toy Commercials
Police Question 2 In Muffin Mystery
SexMaid Game!
Ugly Breast Implants
The paint stripper drug that kills
An industrial solvent used to clean graffiti has become the potentially lethal drug of choice for some on the gay clubbing scene.
Cocaine In Breast Milk Caused Death
veeery sleeepy
In Soviet Russia, Bike Steals Nigga.
Nigga stole my bike, Punchout remix.
Leia has NO CLASS, but then neither does Han.
A.R.E. Weapons
Dignity Crew!
Sorry about the spooge on your catalog
Holy Shit!
Worse than the maggots!
Hot Doggie Style!
Extreme Craft: Decowpitation
“The Militant Graffiti Artists of Stockholm didn’t take too kindly to the cows, and kidnapped one in the name of art…or at least in the name of anti-advertising-cluttering-up-every-bit-of-downtown-street-space. They demanded that the city declare the co
Kinetic Sculpture Race
Flatulence Filter Chair Pad
We need these for the office!
Max and Courtney Make Monsters
Awesome Blog about creating monster make-up!
pussy galore on the uncle floyd show
Spirit of Truth – Part 2
The Sequel! Homeboy answers calls.
Colin Farrell Fag Action Funny-Ass Gif!
Rockin Jellybean Art Graphics
EL TOPO – A BOOK OF THE FILM – ONLINE
Petey Greene – How to Eat Watermelon
William S. Burroughs Cut-Up Films
10 Things I Hate About Commandments
The Ten Commandments remixed as a teen comedy trailer!
70,000 Beer Cans Found in Ogden Townhouse
Silver Bullet Overload
Oozinator – Questionable Super Soaker
More Bears Attack Monkey Pictures!
Eatery name gets city’s panties in wad
The name of a new restaurant in Scottsdale is stirring up trouble. The Las Vegas-based Pink Taco Mexican Restaurant
Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors
Coins cost more to make than face value
The Mint estimates it will cost 1.23 cents per penny and 5.73 cents per nickel this fiscal year
Diamond-covered Mercedes SL sure to turn heads
The Golden Plungers
the world’s nicest public restrooms!
The Mighty Minions of Mire!
This is a site dedicated to the phenomena of quicksand and mud fetishes.
Students suspended for mixing up sugary “Happy Crack”
McDonald’s: Baby Ronald
AT&T Whistle-Blower’s Evidence
AT&T is asking a federal judge to keep those documents out of court, and to order the EFF to return them to the company. Here Wired News presents Klein’s statement in its entirety, along with select pages from the AT&T documents.
Great-grandma tattoos “DO NOT RESUSCITATE” on her chest
Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
Face Flare
The Largest Badonkadonk
Movie Title Screens Page
FIRE!
Harpers Weekly Review
Vegan Twinkies®
Brazil’s prisons present free-for-all for gangs
Girl, 11, will be Britain’s youngest mother
The girl smokes 20 cigarettes a day despite being eight months’ pregnant. She conceived aged 11 when she lost her virginity to a boy of 15 on a drunken night out with friends.
Death Of The Internet
Big companies are trying to own the net. Let’s stop them.
Stoner
“Big Daddy”
Pretty Planet
Amazing NASA Satelite Photos of The Earth
The Human Marvels: Myrtle Corbin – The Four-Legged Woman
“It seems that her twin sister was also fully sexually formed ‚Äì thus Myrtle possessed two vaginas.”
Federal Source to ABC News: We Know Who You’re Calling
Von Dutch Toolbox $270,000!
The REAL Von Dutch, not the co-opted version!
Virtual Museum of Sex
How to find the G spot
Public Service
Bishoujo Games
Naughty Japanese Dating Computer Games
The Psychedelic Library
Flaming Tuba Action!
Ooops! I did it again.
Meth lab in home yields ‘hospital room’
GHOST RIDE THE WHIP Gone Wrong
Original “Gangsta Fag” Video
Shark Attack!
Bush likens ‘war on terror’ to WWIII
FBI raid on CIA chief’s home after he resigns
Sickipedia
Sick Jokes
NFCTD Flash Puzzles
Pretty Damn Cool!
eBay: Baphomet Altar Box Satanic Mummified Claw Devil Satan (item 6278440517 end time May-14-06 18:40:48 PDT)
St Maarten Beach – Look Out For The Planes!
USSR posters
a collection of Soviet Union propaganda and advertisement posters from 1917 to 1991
Morgellons Disease : Coming Soon
“Patients say that’s the worst symptom ‚Äî strange fibers that pop out of your skin in different colors. “He’d have attacks and fibers would come out of his hands and fingers, white, black and sometimes red. Very, very painful,” said Lisa Wilson, whose so
Electric Cinderella Shoes – with built-in stun gun
The Naked Rabbit World Power Foundation: We Already Control Your Mind
Police Truck Justice
“They got ’em!”
Hyperactive Beatbox
Yahoo Serious Jr.
P.E.A.R.T. – The Robotic Drum Machine
Space Colony Artwork 1970
Scientists Make Light Go Backwards!
Supposedly Backwards Light Goes Faster Than Light…Weird!
Gum Blondes
Blonde Sex Symbols Immortalized In Used Bubblegum
Burn This Bush!
Madonna Gets Freaky with Some Horses
Totally Gay Army Ad
MySpace ‘Poser’ Arrested For Attempted Sexual Battery
Death To Posers!
Dick Goes Boom!
“That’s not stupid!”
Midget Michael Jackson!
Knife That Shoots!
Some Dude Puts Maggots In His Penishole
WTF?!
Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
Man admits subway foot-kissing assaults
“A 23-year-old with a foot fetish has admitted he tried to kiss, fondle and lick the legs and toes of more than 70 women on the New York subway over the last three years, prosecutors said Wednesday.”
Rare Mirage Lasts for 4 Hours Off East China Shore
Redneck Vehicles
The Neverending Story Theme
Nice hair, dude!
It Rubs The Lotion On It’s Skin
See Ya Later, Gator
The Fugs!
SEXY ROCKER GIRLZ(Who Dig Rocker Guyz)
Big bike for a big fan
Best movie scene ever
Rad, dude!
Axl Goes off on Spectrum 1991
Devo on SQUARE PEGS part 3
Devo ( Live1973 Kent State University Creative Arts Festival )
German ‘Robin Hoods’ give poor a taste of the high life
“A GANG of anarchist Robin Hood-style thieves, who dress as superheroes and steal expensive food from exclusive restaurants and delicatessens to give to the poor, are being hunted by police in the German city of Hamburg.”
FELINE MEDICAL CURIOSITIES: DWARF CATS, GIANT CATS, FAT CATS
DNA, journal among clues in beach shooting deaths of camp counselors
“The department distributed photographs of various items found around the bodies of 22-year-old Lindsay Cutshall and 26-year-old Jason Allen, who were each shot in the head while they slept with a .45-caliber Marlin rifle that was never found. The items i
Jesus Could Have Walked on Ice, Scientist Says
Giant Balls of ‘Snot’ Explain Ocean Mystery
German cannibal guilty of murder
“fetish for human flesh”
Stuff On My Cat
Penis artist’s work shocks father
“…painted using his penis as a brush…”
Tourist sits on Hell’s Angels’ Harley…
Tighten Up
Looney Tunes Hidden Gags
Hidden Gags in Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies Cartoons
Lifting the mask from ‘Faces of Death’
Aircraft Crash Videos
Car Crash Pictures
The Fattest Fuck In The World
3,738 Mothers Set Breast-Feeding Record
Dude Sings Stairway To Heaven Backwards Played In Reverse
No Satanic Messages Included
Bureau of Engraving and Printing – Large Denominations
$500, $1000, $5000, $10,000 Bills!
The Gatorade Conspiracy
Drinkers shock at body in rum barrel
HUNGARIAN builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported.
Best Places To Go To Prison
Starfire Optical Range Eyeball
America tests laser weapons
Korean Scientists Develop Female Android
Eboy’s New York
How To Take Better Dirty Pictures!
The Montana Sedition Project: Photo Gallery
“In March 1918, a third-degree committee in Forsyth grilled Starr about Liberty Bonds and forced him to kiss the flag. “What is this thing anyway?” he asked. “Nothing but a piece of cotton with a little paint on it, and some other marks in the corner ther
Creating Uncrackable Passwords
Feds Go All Out to Kill Spy Suit
When the government told a court Friday that it wanted a class-action lawsuit regarding the National Security Agency’s eavesdropping on Americans dismissed, its lawyers wielded one of the most powerful legal tools available to the executive branch — the
FCC approves Net-wiretapping taxes
Feds want IP’s to pay for easy tap access.
Man arrested after thieves steal safe full of homemade child porn
Play-Doh Fragrance in a bottle!
Mmmmmmm!
Playboy Bunny Recruitment Brochure
Rate My Turban
Rate My Turban
iScratch
Scratch using yer iPod wheel
The Devil’s Music
Diabolus in Musica or the Devil’s Interval
Is It Okay for Christians to Use Marijuana and Other Drugs?
Spy See Through Clothes Under Clothing Panty Panties Underwear
Nine lives, six legs!
Flaming Suicide
Battle of the Facial Hair: Eccentrics Gather For German Beard Competition
Candian Commuters told Prime Minster Stephen Harper ‘eats babies’
“electronic vandalism”
Japanese Toilet Curling
Dress Like Yer Fave Food
Warning! A huge videogame controller is coming.
Street-Legal Jet Powered VW Beetle
Piece of finger served to diner at TGI Friday’s
Not just chicken fingers any more!
Vampire Dog
Knit Motorcycle
Too Fuckin’ Cool!
Scar Stuff: MAD Magazine “It’s A Super-Spectacular Day/ Mad Super Special Summer 1980 Flexi Disc MP3
“…this marvel of engineering would play a random ending with every spin of your turntable thanks to the multiple grooves…”
The Clash On Fridays for a Monday
Chernobyl Graffiti
Creepy
Let Me See Yer Guitar Face!
Milkman Mike
Eye-Yi-Yi!
Musical Torment
“…a strange phenomenon known as “musical hallucinations” which is a condition very similar to having a song stuck in one’s head; but the music is considerably more true-to-life, it is heard almost non-stop, and it is practically impossible to ignore.”
Thoughts Trigger Mental Typewriter
A computerized typewriter that translates electrical impulses from brainwave signals into letters and words could be available in the next five years.
400 Dead Dolphins Wash Up In Zanzibar
“Some scientists surmise that loud bursts of sonar, which can be heard for miles in the water, may disorient or scare marine mammals, causing them to surface too quickly and suffer the equivalent of what divers call the bends – when sudden decompression f
Soccer Streaker Scores!
GOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!
X-Ray Spex – Identity
Mom on MySpace
“I’ve covered murders, grisly accidents, airplanes falling out of the sky and, occasionally, dirty politics. But in nearly two decades of journalism, nothing has made my insides churn like seeing what my 13-year-old daughter and her friends are up to on M
The Fabulous Ruins of Detroit
Toronto is the new New York
The Montage Art of Winston Smith
This dude inspired me, when I was young, with his Dead Kennedys art. Awesome stuff!
Wild…With Regret
A wet T-shirt contest five years ago when she was in high school is still haunting Monica Pippin.
Got It On “E”-Bay
“Memo to those considering entering the exciting field of Ecstasy production: It’s probably not a good idea to set up your illicit drug lab via purchases on eBay, which apparently is being closely monitored by nosy Drug Enforcement Administration agents.”
San Diego mayor ‘appalled’ by Mexican move to lift drug laws
Stop Snitching on Pot Smokers!
$50 a pop/
Toilets of the World
India Driving
Georgie Interactive Animation
Nuts!
Lock ‘n Load, Baby!
Funky Cat Drummer
Bicycling Dalmation
Naked Man Fatally Shot by Police
Explosive chocolate bomb
Delicious Terror!
Fresh Meat
Pictures on Chocolate!
Huge 1,500-year-old pyramid discovered in Mexico City
Giants Throughout History
Safe, secure and kitsch
“A German artist is trying to change the way people think about security, by replacing barbed wire with heart-shaped metal, and pointed railings with animal shapes”
National Day of Slayer: June 6, 2006 (6/6/6)
The Paaaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnnnuuuuugggggghhhhhh!!!!
Gardener found skeleton in soil bag
A Croatian man found the skeleton of a Nazi soldier while sifting through a bag of soil for his new garden.
Carnival Chalk Prizes
Homicides and Crime in New York City
Google Map of murders in the five boroughs this year
Delicious Sheep Dung Found In Roast
“As the family’s Sunday roast lamb was being carved, two balls appeared in the meat”
“Look How Funky He Is!”
Top That!
Horse Semen Collection
Worst Job Ever!
Shadow Basketball
Shoelaces for Chucks
Fuckin’ Sneaker Nerds!
Nice Haircut, Dude!
Dragon Leather Bag
Fuckin’ Crazy!
Return of the Monkey Cowboy
Homeless Golf Cart!
Big shoehorn in the sky / Airlines always looking for ways to cram more people into coach
Airbus has been quietly pitching the standing-room-only option to Asian carriers, though none has agreed to it yet. Passengers in the standing section would be propped against a padded backboard, held in place with a harness, according to experts who have
Behind the scenes at the latest aNYthing fashion shoot
– Oxy Cottontail –
The new site makeover looks great!
Venom- Black Metal
Death To Fuckin’ Posers!
Thor’s battle with the rubber things
“Israelites” (Desmond Dekker)
William Burroughs Book Covers
500 lb Potato Battery
“I built a potato battery out of 500 pounds of potatoes. It powered a small sound system.”
Police Release Sketch of Rape Suspect
Awesome Drawing!
Skating The Aftermath
Post-Katrina Skate Wasteland…Thnx Leo!
Police Find Family Heirloom Is Mummified Baby
Star Trek Nerd Interior Design
“Experience the 24th CENTURY in your own home”
Living in the ‘Star Trek’ Universe — For Real
“Tony Alleyne loved the Star Trek universe so much, he wanted to live in it. So after a bitter breakup, he remodeled his condominium to look like the inside of the Starship Enterprise.”
It Doesn’t Get More Emo Than This!
Feel her pain!
The World’s Youngest Drummer
Two-headed ducks and blood-filled monkey masks
Blacklight Tattoos
Chimps Gone Wild
This Week’s Prostitution Photos — Saint Paul Police
Thnx Spunknation!
Adidas hit over ‘racist’ trainer
Slug Eats Worm
Mmmmmmmm!
G.G Allin – The Gas Station NYC Last Show
He ODed that night
Buddy Rich Vs. Animal
Muppet Breaks ‘n Beats!
3,000 gallons of sewage spews into home
Utility workers trying to blast out a grease clog from a sewer line forced 3,000 gallons of raw sewage into a couple’s home
Female Mask Galleries
The Camel-Toe Report
Illustrated Book of Sexual Records
Headph0ne Phet1sh
pictures of women wearing headphones
The Contortion Home Page
Female Desperation
“These pages are dedicated to people who like to see women dying for a pee”
Street Fighter Adult Cosplay Sex Movies
FURSUIT – The Furry Costume Information Exchange
A Plushie Lexicon
Deviant Desires: Amputee Devotees
HOT or NOT?!?!?!
Cousin Geri
“I’m not drunk…”
Stop the Madness
“The White House made this anti-drug music video in 1980s. Starring New Edition, LaToya Jackson, Whitney Houston, Nancy Reagan, David Hasselhoff, Tootie from Facts of Life, Herb Alpert, Casey Kasem and Boogaloo Shrimp from the Breakin’ franchise!” Thnx S
80’s White Average Homeboy
Thnx Tim Barber!
Knitta, Please!
Knit Tagging!
Granny Sells H
Disappearing Rabbit Trick
Supermodel arrested for allegedly hitting flight attendant
Are you ready for your mugshot close-up?
Marc Ecko wastes lots more money on fake graffiti
Clash At Bond Casino
Local NY News Cast Footage
Challenge Pissing
Used Car Parody Commercial
Pirate Baby’s Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006
Cool-ass Gameboy Inspired Animation
Cross-Dressing Sim Tom Cruise
Pimp My Snack
Big-Ass Home-Made Versions of Snack Foods
Einstein The Parrot
Sly and the Family Stone – Dance To The Music
Dutchman builds modern Noah’s Ark
“This will speak very much to children… they’ll hear the creak of the wood, smell the smell of the dung”
Phony kids, virtual sex
Some “Second Life” participants say they’re disquieted by virtual sexual role-play between adults and players using child avatars.
“Hemp Hop” Weeded Rap MP3’s
It’s 4/20 Duuuuuuuude!
Decapitated heads of police officials found in Acapulco
The heads of Acapulco Preventive Police Commander Mario Nunez Magana and Preventive Police Officer Jesus Alberto Ibarra were accompanied by a red sign with black lettering that warned, “So that you learn to respect.”
Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy!
Japanese Girl Taunts Polar Bear
Woman Smuggles Grenade Into Jail
Salvadoran Woman Detained After Allegedly Smuggling Grenade Hidden in Her Vagina Into Jail
Rumors on the Internets
The Peanuts Tattoo Page
Hang on Snoopy, Hang on!
New Robotcop set to fight crime
Anarchy – Scams
Oldschool Text Files
Newspaper Picture Story-Award of Excellence
Prison Photos
THE SPIRIT OF TRUTH
“If you like your religion peppered with profanity, “The Spirit of Truth” is the man for you.” – Thnx Uarm.net
Optical Illusions Etc
Flavored Oxygen!
Game Pulled From Stores After Man Finds Racy Picture
Important English Lesson for Japanese People
Sexy English
Woman Unknowingly Videotapes Sister’s Demise
Maria didn’t find out it was her sister till the next day. Now she says she wishes she would have done something to save her.
Death Metaler from the band Gorgoroth hit by train
“Maybe the metal gods above were smiling on me and they didn’t want one of their true warriors to die on them. Otherwise, I’d be up there in the kingdom of steel.”
The California Department of Corrections
“series of artfully-“corrected” public billboards with biting and poignant messages.”
kraftwerk- autobahn
1975 ElectroKrautz
The Final Countdown… LIVE!
Worst. Version. EVER!
WTF?
Subterranean Cities
The Banana Club Museum
The International Banana Club
LOOK AT ME BEING SERIOUS!
Billboard Alteration Salutes U.S. Military in Iraq
The MIRT & EVP preemptive traffic devices at SkyOptics.com
Change lights
No green light for driver with traffic signal gadget
“The device, called an Opticon, is similar to what firefighters use to change lights when they respond to emergencies. It emits an infrared pulse that receivers on the traffic lights pick up.”
Harper’s Weekly Review
Catch up with current events with this weekly news summary, well worth email subscribing to.
Mr. Rogers Break Dancing!
Enterobius vermicularis in the cecum
“A 55-year-old man presented with intermittent, crampy pain in the right lower quadrant of the abdomen. A colonoscopy was ordered and revealed multiple mobile 1-cm worms, Enterobius vermicularis, in the cecum.”
Kansas cabin that once belonged to William S. Burroughs for sale on eBay
Heroin not included.
Rare Wu-Tang Clan MP3 Bonanza!
A shitload of downloads, shit like the Enter The Wu demos
Fuck
“This Article is as simple and provocative as its title suggests: it explores the legal implications of the word fuck.”
Crime does pay – minimum wage
McGriddle Fan Fiction
Lars or Michael?
Batman Vs. Metallica
Zoning stink wears on
Dude in Ohio isn’t allowed to put up a fence, so he puts up a row of toilets.
Fantasy Coffins From Ghana
Check out the Air Jordan Coffin!
General Butt Naked
Two Engined Wooden Cadillac
Graffiti Research Lab » Night Writer
Florida Has Big Problem: Snakes The Size Of Phone Poles
What’s the origin of “the finger”?
Fainting Goats
9-Year-Old Is Veteran Bullfighter
14,000 Brass Knuckles Found Disguised As Belt Buckles
Beverage Creates a Buzz
Cocaine-Cola
Rival midget KISS tribute bands clash!
MiniKiss Vs. Tiny Kiss
Elephant Eats Scores of Cookies, Gets Sick
Sri Lanka’s most celebrated elephant, “Raja,” has fallen ill after eating scores of cookies, chocolates and other rich food offered to him as part of Buddhist new year celebrations.

one red paperclip
Bartering from one red paperclip to a free year’s rent!
Motherfuckin’ Flying Cat!
Lucid Decapitation
Off with yer motherfuckin’ head.
One Got Fat – Weird Monkey Mask Bicycle Safety Film 1963
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12!
Ralph Williams Bay Shore Chrysler
Late nite live ad from the 1970s for a car dealer that totally rips the sponsor a new one.
Shoelace Knots – How To Tie Your Shoes
16 Different Ways To Tie Shoelaces
FUCK
Midget B-Boy Battle
Stacked Can Art
Festival of the Steel Phallus
Horrid skin condition
’86 World Series Game Six
A re-enactment of the notorious game six, in RBI Baseball, an old video game.
Jewish sex commando targets Israeli porn websites
A group of Jewish ultra-Orthodox hackers is waging a war against pornographic websites, replacing their content with nothing but the picture of a revered rabbi, an Israeli paper reported Monday.
The MySpace Economy
Porn star’s offer to Bin Laden
“I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.”
Secret Worlds: The Universe Within
Zoom In From the Milky Way to subatomic particles
Blog Gangsigns
Japanese R&B in Blackface
Great fakers scammed ancient Italy
2000 Year-Old Counterfeit Coin!
DEA Agent Who Shot Self In Foot Sues Uncle Sam
“Paige was making a “drug education presentation” in April 2004 to a Florida youth group when his firearm (a Glock .40) accidentally discharged. The shooting occurred moments after Paige told the children that he was the only person in the room profession
Vampire Killing Kit 19th century Transylvania Antique
Slightly Used
‘Happy face’ crater on Mars
Plainfield property where killer Ed Gein lived is up for auction on eBay
“This is the land where Ed Gein lived. Wisconsin’s most famous murderer, until Jeffrey Dahmer, was arrested on this land in November 1957. Inside the ramshackle farmhouse – which burned down shortly before the property was auctioned the following March –
Ultimate Pimped Out Limojet
I Stay Fly-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!
Target Child Food Porn
Man hit with $218 trillion phone bill
Wild Out Arabs
Penguin Sweaters
Battle of the Sexless
“He doused his genitals with the antiseptic until they glowed amber, then slowly, carefully, slit open his scrotum.”
Wired News: Geek Graffiti Takes on New York
Electro-Graf
Gorilla Cover Gallery
Oook oook ooook!
Casebook: Jack the Ripper
Everything you ever wanted to know about Jack The Ripper…but were afraid to ask!
Super Monkey Poop Fight
Old School Style Video Game
Wis. Man Accused of Tagging 6 Cell Blocks
“Troy Lee Mosby placed his signature “Syrup” tag on the walls, beds, tables, locker and mirrors of six cell blocks at the Milwaukee County House of Correction, according to a criminal complaint filed Thursday.”
NYC Subway Tokens
Fuck A Metrocard!
rayguns (intergalactic self-defense mechanisms)
NASA Plane Crash
Yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
The Ryugyong Hotel – One Creepy Building
“The Ryugyong Hotel is, in my opinion, the single most unsettling structure ever erected by the hand of man. It‚Äôs 1,082 feet tall, has 105 floors, and encloses 3.9 million square feet of floor space. And it is completely empty. It doesn‚Äôt even have wi
The Taxidermy Art of Walter Potter (1835-1918)
Fuckin’ Amazin’ !
Deadly Pussy
“While in the holding cell, she removed a .25-caliber semiautomatic from her vaginal cavity.”
Mentos + Diet Coke = Soda Orgasm
Nine Eleven in Three Dee
Peter Potty – the world’s only flushable toddler urinal
Whistle-Blower Outs NSA Spy Room
“AT&T provided National Security Agency eavesdroppers with full access to its customers’ phone calls, and shunted its customers’ internet traffic to data-mining equipment installed in a secret room in its San Francisco switching center, according to a for
‘Star Wars Kid’ cuts a deal with his tormentors
“…one of the world’s first and most-publicized cases of cyber-bullying.”
Yoko Ono Cut Piece 1965
Snip! Snip!
Fun With Packing Tape!
Self Replicating the Head out of Tape to create a Tape Man clone
:::: jumbo queen ::::
Homemade Garbagedump Ferriswheel
Pakistani children ride a ferris wheel over a heap of garbage in a slum area of Karachi, Pakistan
Famous One-Eyed Kitten to Go on Display
Future Now: Reconfigurable Cities
The PAD is envisioned as a combination vehicle/residence, what GM calls “an urban loft with mobility”.
Man Sends Bomb To Doctor After Penis-Enlargement Surgery
“A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery…”
ALL ABOARD! Trend Central©
aNYthing® The next BAPE™?
WTF?!
Fun With Steel Wool
Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme
Classic Cartoon Archive
Some good ones here!
Worst-Case Scenarios: How To Survive A Riot
Thief gets away with Grateful Dead leader’s toilet
The long, strange trip continues for Jerry Garcia’s toilet. Police say the Grateful Dead leader’s commode was stolen recently from a driveway along with three other toilets and a bidet.
Tipsy flowers don’t tip over
Booze stunts stem and leaves, but doesn’t affect blossoms, study finds
Man held as terrorism suspect over punk song
The taxi driver had become worried on the way to the airport because Mann had been singing along to The Clash’s 1979 anthem “London Calling,” which features the lyrics “Now war is declared — and battle come down” while other lines warn of a “meltdown exp
Herv√© Villechaize Sings “This Is All I Ask”
Anarchy In The UK
The Sex Pistols (Glen Matlock Version) do “Anarchy in The UK” on September 4th 1976 on the Granada TV show “So It Goes”.
Extreme Escalator Dive Mishap
Owch!
Operation Taco Bell
Drivethru Snatch
Doctor fired for ‘anal massage’ technique
Knited Bodysuits
Fuckin’ Cool…I Wan’ One!
Ernst Haeckel: Kunstformen der Natur 1899-1904
Trippy Nature Illustrations
Nuclear Blasts + Disco William Tell Overture Video
The strange case of the man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills in nine years
“For the first two years his use was an average of five pills per weekend. Gradually this escalated until he was taking around three and a half pills a day. At the peak, the man was taking an estimated 25 pills every day for four years.”
Super Mario Paranoia
“The Portage County Hazardous Materials Unit and Bomb Detection Unit were called in to downtown Ravenna on Friday morning after seventeen suspicious packages — boxes wrapped in gold wrapping paper with question marks spray painted on them — had alarmed
The amazing DIY village FM radio station
$1!
‘Sketch Pad’ Nude Club Owner Pleads Guilty
Christopher Teague, owner of Erotic City, attempted to skirt the city’s anti-nudity ordinance last year when he gave patrons sketch pads and pencils so they could draw the nude dancers.
The REAL Neckface!
Activists Decry Porn’s Move to Mainstream
“It’s pornography. And if you’re a consumer, John Harmer thinks you’re damaging your brain.”
Ex-Police Chief Gets 12 Years in Sex Case
A former police chief was sentenced Friday to 12 years in prison for having sex with a 14-year-old girl in his police car
Anti-Fart Dog Thong!
“The Dogone – Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a comfortable and least intrusive means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design.”
Mariko Takahashi’s FITNESS VIDEO
weird poodle workout video
The Pentagon plans to detonate 700 tons of conventional high explosives in Nevada
Hand-Painted Movie Posters from Ghana
Brain Cells Fused with Computer Chip
“The line between living organisms and machines has just become a whole lot blurrier. European researchers have developed “neuro-chips” in which living brain cells and silicon circuits are coupled together.”
Motorcycle Tour of the Chernobyl “dead zone”
Creepy!
Pimpstar Custom LED Wheels….Crazy!
The PimpStar is a huge leap forward in the evolution of the wheel. With the PimpStar’s built-in full color LED lights, microprocessor and wireless modem, you can display virtually any image, including text, graphics, logos, and even digital photos!
Iraq War Coalition Fatalities
Animated Map
Scared Owl
Police wrestle 108 bags of marijuana out of pit bull’s mouth
A Boston detective searching the apartment of a drug suspect wound up wrestling a sack containing 108 bags of marijuana out of the clenched jaws of a pitbull named Prada.
Boy gets caught in toy-filled ‘claw’ machine
A homeless beauty and the beast
“Heroin and crack crushed it all.”
Spherical Treehouses That Look Like Eyeballs
Two-head girl dies of infection
“The second head contained eyes, a nose and a mouth, but was not connected to any internal organs and was not capable of independent thought.”
Leprechaun gimme da gold rap video
It’s the motherfuckin’ REMIX!
YouTube – Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR
Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR!!!
70s Live Action Kid Vid
A tribute to the Saturday Morning Shows of the 70’s
Mego Museum: The World’s Greatest Mego Playset
Marionettes Performing Motorhead’s Ace of Spades
Officials seek perpetrator in rape of poodle
sCrAmBlEd?HaCkZ!
Promo video for a beatbox video controller…prettty fuckin’ dope!
Scientoligist Musicians
Beck, Courtney Love, Van Morrison, and many more!
Intellectual Property Run Amok
The Photographer’s Right – A Downloadable Flyer
Your Rights When You Are Stopped or Confronted for Photography
Sculpture of A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth
Disney – VD Attack Plan – (Venereal Disease Education)
Disney + STD!
Megaphone Helmets
Can you hear me now?!
Milkcrate Digest
Neckface Fotolog
X-Clan’s Professor X Dies Of Spinal Meningitis
“Vanglorious! This is protected by the red, the black and green/ With a key, siss-eeeeeeeee!”
Virtual reality machine gives police hallucinations
Better than a video iPod!
Piss Controled Video Games
Leprechaun In the ‘Hood : A New Begining
“Who else who seen the leprechaun say yeah!”
Courtney Love Was Doing So Well…
Frances Bean Cobain-Love Is Growin’ Up Fast
m1a9366b pr0n
Crazy Dog
This footage made me laugh till I cried…WTF?!
Welcome to the Virtual Personal Robot Museum!
Consumer Robots of the 70’s-90’s
Porn euros being passed off as real
Eros!
Porn star hits it big as wine-maker
From moans to wines.
Normal NJ
Dirty Jerz in the haus!
Duh! Man arrested after asking cops to test his new crack pipe

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SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 4

10 Anti-Drug PSAs That Are Totally Awesome When You’re High
pygmy jerboa 体重測定
Meet a Pool Shark Who’s Still in Diapers
Gang busted for prison mobile phone delivery with toy chopper
Breathing Xenon
Nose Balloon
Fear and Loathing: The Board Game
10 things you didn’t know about orgasm
Germany bans Red Bull cola after drug test
The authorities in six German states have ordered retailers to stop selling Red Bull Cola energy drinks after traces of cocaine were found in it.
Insects In Flagrante
…’n the bees.
Truck Spills
“The website of odd, strange, interesting, and unbelievable things spilled on the road by trucks.” Thanks Googs.
Passer-by pushes suicide man off bridge
Thanks David Canning
mabtw’s Channel
A collection of clips starring Dick Masterson, legendary chauvinist and author of Men Are Better Than Women.
MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN – Dick Masterson
Thanks Jack Hanly
Miles Davis interview on CBS News “60 Minutes”
9 year old guitar prodigy YUTO MIYAZAWA performs Ozzy Osbourne’s Crazy Train on Ellen Degeneres
Thanks Googs
Hammerhead (1968) Opening Sequence
Groupie Girl (1970) Opening Credits
Vivir en Tucson: Gente Tucson: Las Gemelas Collinson
Marine Throws Puppy Off Cliff
Thanks Googs
G20 police ‘used undercover men to incite crowds’
Destructive ants marching on San Antonio
‘Reagan afraid of invasion by aliens’
Skeptical Inquiree: Curious Contrails: Death from the Sky?
The Electronic Police State
‘Superfood’ Promoted on Oprah’s Site Robs Amazon Poor of Staple
White House Czar Calls for End to ‘War on Drugs’
This Is Yer Brain On War
Revenge Product – Super Sonic Nausea
Asmik Ace unwraps third film in Tetsuo franchise
World Superhero Registry
17 Controversial Teenage TV Situations
Top 16 Senior Pranks
Panty (One) Liners
I Heart To Fart
Video Game Girls Burlesque @ Bordello
The dancers arrived armed and outfitted for an arcade battle, and included Super Mario Bros. Princess Peach, Metroid’s Samus Aran, Street Fighter’s Chun-Li, The Legend of Zelda’s Link and Princess Zelda, and BloodRayne’s Rayne
Google: More People Will Die From Swine Flu If We Cannot Retain Search Data
Homeland Security Trains Scouts To Fight Terrorism
Senate Dumps On Credit Card Interest Cap
Despite complaints that banks and credit card companies are gouging customers by charging outrageous interest rates, the Senate on Wednesday easily turned back an effort to cap interest rates at 15 percent.
Consumer Reports Health: 80% of Medical Bills Have Errors
Pool Rules
Digging up dirt: Facebook spies for hire
Two other Florida prisons zapped visiting kids with stun guns
Supreme Court Hands Medical Marijuana Major Victory
Danger Mouse to release blank CD
Too much cola zaps muscle power
Excessive cola consumption can lead to anything from mild weakness to profound muscle paralysis, doctors are warning.
Have you heard ‘the Hum’?
For decades, hundreds of people worldwide have been plagued by an elusive buzzing noise known as “the Hum”. Some have blamed gas pipes or power lines, others think their ears are faulty. A few even think sinister forces could be at work.
Wal-Mart Pays $2Mil to Duck Black Friday Death Charges
If you can’t trust a Cheerios box…
Top 10 Toilets Screaming High-tech In Luxury
GLOWING ANIMALS: Pictures of Beasts Shining for Science
Selkirk RCMP uses Facebook in order to solve rash of property crimes
Canadian Police bust tagger using facebook
Goths In Hot Weather
Cocaine and LSD found in air of Spanish cities
Moscow’s subway dogs
All Up In Her Grill
Gold Front Porn!
Ancient Gem-Studded Teeth Show Skill of Early Dentists
The glittering “grills” of some hip-hop stars aren’t exactly unprecedented. Sophisticated dentistry allowed Native Americans to add bling to their teeth as far back as 2,500 years ago, a new study says.
Man sees own wife on adultery porno
A Taiwan carpenter bought a porn DVD only to find secretly taped motel footage of his wife having sex with his friend, whom the husband later stabbed.
More Sexting News
Nate Phelps – Son of Fred Phelps Westboro Baptist Church – GodHatesFags – Tell All
Snake dies eating pregnant mountain sheep
Face Transplant Surgery
Holy Fuck!
Cat Parasite Affects Everything We Feel and Do
The parasite, Toxoplasma gondii, has been transmitted indirectly from cats to roughly half the people on the planet, and it has been shown to affect human personalities in different ways.
Troops claim ‘supernatural powers’ after pygmy sodomy
Group sex with Rugby team has destroyed my life: woman
Among new allegations aired on Monday, the woman said two men rubbed their penises in her face while other men stood watching and masturbating. Six men had sex with her while another six looked on. There was always someone touching her, she said.
Centuries-old torture instruments for sale
The 252 items include gruesome instruments such as a tongue clamp, a chair covered in spikes and an iron glove that Arlan Ettinger, president of Guernsey’s Auctions, said was used to “burn the flesh of your hand.”
Crazy Frog Bros
Thanks Ana Fernandes
12 Most Bizarre ID Cards and Passport Photos
Tiptoes
Matthew McConaughey, Kate Beckinsale, …and Gary Oldman as a DWARF! What a piece of shit movie, can’t believe it really existists!
Startup Signs ~ Gang Signs of The Web
Utah wilderness becoming a hot spot for marijuana plantations
Grilled Chicken a Kentucky Fried Chicken Fiasco
NPR was calling KFC “the James Frey of fast food,” referring to the author of a memoir praised by Ms. Winfrey that was later exposed as fiction.
Oprah KFC Coupon Riot!
More Fried Chicken Related News
Swine Flu – Top 10 Panics!
Nude spray-on tan case gets lawmaker’s attention
State Rep. Bruce Borders, R-Jasonville, said he was shocked by a recent case where an adult man who works at a tanning salon applied a spray-on tan on a nude 15-year-old girl
Grove City student suspended over gay porn video
Says film income helped pay tuition
Porn star considers run against family values senator
Explosion destroys dentist’s office
Shit is blowin’ up!
DRAMATIC VIDEO: Exploding Strip Mall
Botswana plans to circumcise nearly half a million
African Calamari
Neighbors concerned about strange van
Provo police are investigating a bizarre incident this week: a van parked in a residential neighborhood with a sign on it, reading: “free candy inside.”
Students protest surveillance of two girls kissing
Calgary stabbers’ spree ‘for fun,’ say police
“It may have been out for kicks,” McCallum said. “It was purely to go out and hunt down victims in one hour. It’s a very unusual offence.We haven’t had that kind of behaviour for quite some time.”
Rihanna Grabbing Some Tits photography
Tons Of Released Drugs Taint US Water – Codeine Found In Delaware River
Thanks Brendan
X-rated star Marilyn Chambers dies at 56
Ivory Snow soap girl & star of ‘Behind The Green Door’
Raquel Welch, Crucified
The SSD Project | EFF Surveillance Self-Defense Project
Skeleton hands = haute couture?
$24K Silver Skelly Hands
AP Invokes DMCA Against Obama “Hope” Poster Artist
Testing YouTube’s Audio Content ID System
The Pirate Google
Torrent File Search Using Google Custom Search – Scour the Entire Web for Bit Torrent Files
Facebook’s E-mail Censorship is Legally Dubious, Experts Say
Caught on Camera — The Best of Google Street View
Sharpie Paint Job
‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’ Montages Don’t Leave Anybody Out
Boy, 15, testifies he had sex with teacher/godmother
The boy testified that his first sexual encounter with Lopez happened in her car when he was 11 or 12 years old and she was his sixth-grade teacher at Nestor. “She would, like, fondle me,” the boy testified. “She pulled down my pants and asked me if I liked it.”
The Six Most Expensive Alcohol That Ever Existed
Grandma Smokes a Newport for Her 100th B-Day
Top 5 bizarre x-rays – the five strangest things swallowed by man, woman and animal
Leonard Nimoy: ‘Star Trek’ fans can be scary
Calexico restaurant says griddle has likeness of the Virgin Mary
Somali Pirates seized after threatening French navy ship
Whoops!
Fluorescent puppy is world’s first transgenic dog
Harper’s Magazine Weekly Review 05-05-2009
The Monastery Built on a Volcanic Plug
Mission Impossible: The Code Even the CIA Can’t Crack
The sculpture named Kryptos at CIA headquarters contains a secret message ‚Äî but not even the agency’s brightest can crack its code.
NY TAXI WISDOM
Decorated swine flu surgical masks in Mexico
Thanks Ryan Kitson
12 accidental celebrity deaths — and the prescription drugs that caused them
Hipster Grifter in Philly Slammer
Mom Pressures Teen Daughter To Get Implants – MTV True life: i don’t like my small breasts
Banksy and ‘Art Fags’ Attacked
Thanks Empress
Bonsai Kitten
Surgical Mask Fashions
Past SARS Fashions in Surgical Face Masks
Fear of contracting SARS has not stopped some people in Hong Kong from considering the fashion implications of wearing a surgical mask in public.
Face warmer? Surgical mask? A free pattern. – KNITTING
Get Your Stylish Swine Flu Masks Now!
8 Fashionable Picks For Avoiding the Plague Without Sacrificing Taste
Swine Flu Masks
Masks | There’s Something in the Air
Designer Surgical Masks
New for Spring Flu Season!
Pit bulls, Dobermans, Rottweilers banned from public housing
Couple robbed for fried chicken
“Give Us The Chicken!” Thanks Googs.
10 years later, the real story behind Columbine
Vermont Lawmakers Look To Legalize Teen ‘Sexting’
Crash author JG Ballard, ‘a giant on the world literary scene’, dies aged 78
Researchers use brain interface to post to Twitter
1,500 farmers commit mass suicide in India
Twelve Major Brands That Will Disappear
Good News: Crocs are on the list!
Child rapist cult leader escapes jail in chopper
Shadows Helped Form the “Pillars of Creation”
A Lawyer, Some Teens and a Fight Over ‘Sexting’
NYPD cops charged in rape of drunken woman they escorted home
Look at This F-ing Nude Hipster Grifter
Facebook users no longer insulting each other as much – or having as much sex
The teenager auctioning her virginity for £9,000 to fund her education
18-Year-Old Boy Arrested in Most Bizarre Sex Tape Bust Yet
Universal to remake ‘Videodrome’
20% of Teen Polish Prostitutes Do It For Brand Name Clothes
Pakistanis Find Success in Fetish Business
Suicide Girl Fight Club
Type Nesting
Doctor: Grudge may have sparked graffiti spree
Rowlow!
Upstate Police Arrest 70-Year-Old Tagger
Thanks Brendan Donnelly
Japan child robot mimicks infant learning
stop calling me a homo
New bizarre animal discovered in Japan
“CAN YOU FUCK IT?”
La Machine – Big Spider in Yokohama
Pussy Foot
Thanks Ryan Kitson
Fish market alien sighting
Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken in Rochester, NY
As Swine Flu Spreads, Conspiracy Theories of Laboratory Origins Abound
Couple caught having sex in dumpster
Father sought after son, 7, forcibly tattooed
Clare men accused of burning boy’s anus with propane torch charged
Get Your Swine Flu Shot! PSA
From the voluminous shelves of the National Archives, here are vintage Swine Flu PSAs from 1976.
White House Apologizes for NYC Air Force Flyover
Obama’s Handshake of Death
Hitler’s art attracts big sale prices
“A painting by Adolf Hitler sold for almost $15,000 Thursday — more than six times as much as expected.”
Rise Seen in Trafficking of Enhanced Ecstasy
“Extreme Ecstasy” or “Meth X”
BJW Deathmatch Jaki Numazawa vs. Ryuji Ito Part. 2
Fluorescent Lighttubes Cross, Fluorescent Lighttubes Tower & Cage Death Match ~ “Hill of Sanctuary”: “Black Angel” Jaki Numazawa vs. Ryuji Ito
Michael Jackson Auction: My Favorite Items – a set on Flickr
INSANE!!!
Sonny Chiba – Bromide idol days
10 Things You Didn’t Know About Somali Pirates
26-year-old man with body of a two-year-old
Sea Serpent in Nantucket 1937
Thunderbird Junior 50’s Mini-Cars
John Taylor Gatto – State Controlled Consciousness
The Ethical Slut Returns
“Into threesomes? Foursomes? Moresomes? The co-author of a cult classic about open relationships talks sex communes, romantic one-night stands, and offering chicken soup to lovers.”
60’s Retro Drink Aid
Golden arches topple, crush Naperville couple
Shocked Russian surgeons open up man who thought he had a tumour… to find a FIR TREE inside his lung
Eight Druggiest Rock Star Stories
Phil Spector convicted of second-degree murder
Brooklyn Man Bites Tip Off Own Penis
I breastfeed my dad
Trying desperately to measure up
“Doctors in Asia are treating an increasing number of men with severe injuries who have tried to increase the size of their penises by injecting themselves with Vaseline and other oils.”
“Daggering” Trend Is Breaking Jamaican Dicks
“Signs of a fractured penis include a loud popping noise, followed by excruciating pain, swelling, and sometimes blood.” Thanks Erik.
How to Be Goth – wikiHow
Thanks Espo
Weekly Review Harper’s Magazine 4-14-09
Firefighters Say Teens Using Axe Body Spray As Flamethrower
Body spray is finally good for something. Thanks James.
Monkey Knievel
Get OUTSIDE of your body~!
“The pineal gland is occasionally associated with the sixth chakra (also called Ajna or the third eye chakra in yoga). It is believed by some to be a dormant organ that can be awakened to enable “telepathic” communication.”
I Ate My Baby’s Placenta!
Thanks Vinnie
Grindhouseland Salutes… Vincent Price
Marijuana Lobbyist’s Testimony to Congress
Maya Prophecy, Long Count Calendars & Possible Cosmic Catastrophe for 21-12-2012
Brain Researchers Open Door to Editing Memory
FEMA concentration camps debunked
Was the Tunguska Fireball a Comet Chemical Bomb?
Flint, Michigan: Government Considering Abandoning Parts of City, Cutting Off Police and Fire Service
“Graffiti” to be legalized in Brazil?
Graffiti judged low priority in S.F.
IRAQ DEATHS on Twitter
Mexican president: US authorities ‘complicit’ in drug trafficking
Sabotage suspected in widespread phone outage in Santa Cruz and Santa Clara counties
Report: Spies hacked into U.S. electricity grid
ACLU Sues Prosecutor Over ‘Sexting’ Child Porn Charges
Iraqi Gays Sentenced to Death for Their Sexuality Face Execution
Pentagon preps for economic warfare
Could Pirates Become an Army for the Stateless?
The Hand In Space! – My god, it’s full of stars
Woman with ‘a phantom third arm’
“A stroke victim has developed a phantom third arm which she uses ‘just like a real-life limb’.”
Attack of the Card Skimmers: It’s Happening Right Here, Right Now
Somali Pirates Hijack Ship With 20 Americans On Board
‘Straight Edge’ Coke cop says oral sex to blame for dirty test, but judge not buying it
“The couple met at a punk concert and, according to court records, they “would often sweat” while having sex “three or four times per week.” Thanks Staycey
Poledancefan – Middle aged father works the pole
“My name is Joel. I’m 47 married with two kids” Thanks Vinny.
Chia Obama Dropped By Walgreens Amidst Cries of Racism
“Since when is an Afro racist?”
Dungeons & Dragons co-founder has passed away
Did Obama bow to Saudi king?
‚ÄúSuch an act is a traditional obeisance befitting a king’s subjects, not his peer. There is no precedent for U.S. presidents bowing to Saudi or any other royals,‚Äù said the conservative Washington Times.
Taxidermy Mouse Mouse!
Pentagon blows up pigs in bombproof armor
Monster Motorcycle Helmets
The Deadliest Vespa
50 Do-able Cartoon Hotties No Guy Could Kick Out of Bed
Birthing Simulator
Mum bathes baby in breast milk
Weird lookin’ dude chugging Mountain Dew
The Public Hanging of a Circus Elephant
Teeth Chiseling
Bob Ross The Joy of Painting video channel
Best Voice Ever!
ShamWow Bust: But Wait, There’s More…
Needle removed from ass – after 31 years
The Amazing Story of the Man With Two Penises [nsfw]
Midget Shower Fight
Build Your Own Multitouch Surface Computer
P-Mate: Allowing women to pee freely just like a man
6 Massive Old School Printers (& How They Were Advertised)
Bulletproof Fashions
Buddhist monk completes seven-year run
“A few have done it twice; many more have not lived to finish. Traditionally, any monk, or gyoja, who can’t continue to the end must take his own live, either by hanging or disembowelment.”
The neuropsychology of zombies
The Top Seven Awesome Things You Didn’t Know About Steve McQueen
Police Doughnuts
Watch a Google Street View Car Hit a Bridge – Google Maps
Saved from swimming in circles: Allison the one-finned turtle gets a new prosthetic
Talking Heads – Once In A Lifetime – By Kermit the Frog
Top 10 Bizarre But True Drugs And Their Effects
10 Recent Scientifically Solved Mysteries
Lady chimps will mate for meat
Saharan Rolling Spider
Volcano Lightning
5 Cats that Look Like Wilford Brimley
Obama Fried Chicken
Kennedy, you’ve been replaced! Thanks Haley.
“Roadhouse” Blind Guitarist, Jeff Healey, Dies
Awesome Medieval Suits of Armor
My Vagina Pillow Rocks Her Lace Bush
For Serious Riders Only
Child Predator Hands
“Dancing With The Stars” Boner
Drunk teacher accused of forcing students to dance and “grind”
Showing off my long hair
Flaming Garbage Cans In Hip Hop Videos
A PERV caught naked at a beauty spot with a torch stuck up his bum — told cops he was DEPRESSED.
1972 Halloween Catalog
Cake Wrecks
When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong.
A Bristol secondary school has tried out a new style of sex education by letting teenage pupils examine a line-up of naked men.
FOOD FACE DINNER PLATE
Quest for artificial nose to sniff out terrorists’ fear
Levi’s¬Æ √ó Damien Hirst “The Spin Jeans”
Only ¥2,625,000 JPY (approximately $27,000 USD).
Drugs glow green under torch beam
“An ultraviolet torch which shows certain drugs as glowing green is being used to catch cocaine-using clubbers.”
Angry customer blasts McDonald’s drive-through
“A McDonald’s drive-through was shot up early Sunday after a customer was angered that the restaurant had shifted from the lunch menu to the breakfast menu, police said. ”
Teen accused of burning man who let underage drinkers party at his home
“A middle-age man charged with supplying alcohol to teens at his house suffered a severe groin burn when one teen lit the man‚Äôs pants on fire after he passed out, police said”
Study: Housing Homeless Drunks And Letting Them Drink Saves Millions
Pet dogs and cats a good way to break a leg, government says
An inmate alleges two deputies got another prisoner to put his penis on a bologna sandwich which he ate
“As soon as he had finished eating the sandwich Deputy Cantwell taunted him, and took out his cell phone on which he displayed a photo of another inmate in the jail with his penis on the bologna sandwhich,”
Lawmakers Target Elderly Porn
“Pervs preying on the elderly or disabled could soon face harsh new penalties under a first-of-its-kind proposed law that would punish sicko peddlers of geriatric and handicapped porn the same as child pornographers.”
Australian Pimp Paid Teen Prostitute With Chicken Nuggets
Thanks Petey
“Smoking Smarties” Has Parents Fuming
Candy Hits
Woman has sex with pine cone, needs surgery to remove it
Mexican Drug Lord Officially Thanks American Lawmakers for Keeping Drugs Illegal
Was Madonna Involved in a Videotaped Human Sacrifice?
Video Games Kill! Here’s Proof…
‘Healthy’ man, 25, collapses and dies playing Wii Fit game
Drunk ShamWow Guy Smacks Up A Hoe
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl
“EX-Masturbator” Shirt from Passion for Christ Movement
“Yeah we said it‚Ķ.Nobody talks about it, but most people have done it or are still doing it. It’s seems to be a rite of passage for both girls and guys into the world of sex. Some say masturbation is not a sin, some say that it is. But is it really okay in the eyes of God?”
Swiss banks ban top executive travel
“Switzerland‚Äôs private banks have started to ban their top executives from travelling abroad, even to neighbouring France and Germany, because of fears they will be detained as part of a global crackdown on bank secrecy.”
Female teacher on trial after she was caught performing oral sex on a male student in her classroom claims that it was the fault of medication she was taking
“Were you ever on your knees in front of the victim?”
Cape-wearing man arrested after reportedly robbing adult store
Porn Censors Target Nude Renaissance Art
Sarasota man arrested for 71st time
Toss My Salad, Snoopy!
“Douchebags” Lawsuit Dismissed
Orange Guidos with lawyers
Now Home Office drugs adviser wants to downgrade LSD from A to B
England
Police raid home of Fox News employee, charge him with possession of child porn
Calvin and Hobbes strip from 15 years ago describes the current economic climate
The Luckiest or Unluckiest Man in the World? Tsutomu Yamaguchi, double A-bomb victim
Survivor of both Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Spanish police seize 42-piece dinner set… made entirely of cocaine!
Victorian Flea Circuses: A Lost Art Form
Movie Trivia: The Goonies
Miniatur Wunderland Hamburg: the largest model railway in the world
Google Street View forced to remove images
Could Cow Urine Cola Make a Splash?
“In a country where cows are sacred, drinking their urine is close to godliness.”
KFC’s proposal: First pot pies, now potholes
KFC wants to help patch the nation’s potholes, then brand them.
Romania weighs decriminalizing consensual incest
A Step Forward
Flammable Water Due To Natural Gas Leak In Colorado Home
The Economics of Star Trek
In the Star Trek universe, there is no money.
Crackle
Another Streamin’ Movie Site
Hollywood’s Scariest Haunted Houses
Malaysian minister defends caning of prisoners as gruesome video appears on internet
Ass-Tastic!
Jersey girl, 14, arrested after posting nude pics
TRENTON, N.J. – A 14-year-old New Jersey girl has been accused of child pornography after posting nearly 30 explicit nude pictures of herself on MySpace.com — charges that could force her to register as a sex offender if convicted.
Flickr: billoney’s Photostream
Freedom For Kidnapped 3M Boss
“Workers at a factory in the French town of Pithiviers have finally released Luc Rousselet, a French manager for American firm 3M who was held in his office for more than a day after being locked in by employees who were angry about layoffs.”
Ethiopia hit by Coca-Cola drought
Thanks Rafael Lett
CLIFF BURTON INTERVIEW. METALLICA.
RIP
Blossom Dearie’s “Conjunction Junction” Romance?
Did the woman who sang “Unpack Your Adjectives” ever get together with the guy who sang “I’m Just a Bill”?
60-foot penis painted on roof
Thanks Espo
Inside the mind of Azel
DJ Tameil – Shotgun Buck (Duck Hunt Edit)
Children of cousins ‘have greater risk of catching infectious disease’
Farting Student Kicked Off School Bus
‘Star Wars’ Laser Kills Mosquitoes
Old-ass Charles Manson
Albino Tiger Head Found In Car
$400 Dog Shit
Blood-curdling sausage recipe by air force chefs
“TWO German air force sergeants are facing courts martial after drawing their own blood to make traditional sausage.”
The Obama Administration, Your Information, and You
“The Obama administration, while progressive in some areas, still appears to be on the same page as the Bush administration regarding warrentless surveillance.”
The Obama Deception
“The Obama Deception is a hard-hitting film that completely destroys the myth that Barack Obama is working for the best interests of the American people.”
Deathbed Boo-Boo
” A man who thought he was going to die confessed last week to a decades-old slaying. James Brewer, 58, didn‚Äôt die. Instead, he found himself Monday in a Tennessee courtroom facing a murder charge.
Wack is Back! Increased Use of PCP Worries Authorities in D.C
“As PCP Use Rebounds Among Suspects, D.C. Authorities Worry About Violent Incidents” Thanks ESPO
Burger Grease Art
A 55 year old lady trying to win a booty shaking contest
Sewing machine signed by Metallica
Mormons & The Illuminati (1 of 4)
Virginity rates among students by major
Electronic Road Signs: Newest Hacked Road Sign Warns Of New York’s Imminent Demise
Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
Police seize 1,200 pounds of pot in spinach cans
Colonel Sanders pulled from river after 24 years
Woman shot by arrow on NYC street, is recovering
German Fried Chicken: Tender, Juicy Obama Fingers Hit the Shelves
“A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product.”
Go-go dancer duped with fake $100 bills
Horse bites off Indonesian man’s testicle, spits it out
Pirates of Somalia – The Big Picture
Cocaine found in store’s peppers
Queens!
Penile Extenders Actually Might Work, Doctors Say
U.S. teens were hit men for Mexican cartel
“Both teenagers received six-month military-style training on a Mexican ranch. Investigators say Cardona and Reta were paid $500 a week each as a retainer, to sit and wait for the call to kill. Then they were paid up to $50,000 and 2 kilos of cocaine for carrying out a hit.”
Police put purported pothead in pokey, pinched placing potted pot on porch perch
VA$HTIE » party pics: 3/12 THE RECESSION SPECIAL Рloft party for A-RON THE DON’S BORNDAY!
Recession Special!
More Party Photos
Can We unClick Google?
“A challenge to activists of the twenty-first century: how can we effectively fight back against Google‚Äôs violation of our online privacy? ”
Militant Obama youth march to ‘Alpha, Omega’ chant
PLEASE DON’T RIOT…IT’S JUST WHAT ‘THEY’ WANT
“Be very, very aware of anyone who starts rioting, or encourages others to do so, amid peaceful demonstrations. Who are they and why are they doing this when it is handing all the aces to the system to impose a Police State? They are either stupid or agents of that State.”
Grass-Mud Horse
‘A Dirty Pun Tweaks China‚Äôs Online Censors ‘
Gucci Mane To Be Released From Jail This Weekend
Thanks J.Scott
Woman finds hungry calico cat hiding in $27 couch
ARTIST NOW IN ROGUE GALLERY
“A top Japanese pop artist in town for a big gallery opening was busted the night before his show when cops spotted him drawing a smiley face on the wall of an East Side subway station after a boozy night out, officials said yesterday.” Thanks Espo.
Kids mistakenly drink wiper fluid at Ark. day care
Thanks EMone
The Fat Jew’s Oscar party on E! Daily 10
Team Facelift: spreadin’ the weirdness like guac.
The Virgins on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Wed, Mar 11 2009
Who styled Donald?!
Police Bust Alleged Gang-Promoting Radio Station
Know Your Meme: Boxxy
Rare Pink Dolphin Photo Gallery
Mo’ Albino Dolphin!
Otaku Power – Trivia/Desire/Transformation
‘Radioactive’ sex offender on the run
Eatin’?
It’s Not Easy Being Green – Kermit The Frog Corpse Fashion
How many dead frogs does it take to make you look fly?
Wigger Mackin’ with Stuffed Animal Tigers
Report: Diebold Voting System Has ‘Delete’ Button for Erasing Audit Logs
Obama & Biden chipped or wearing tracking devices?
CIA destroyed 92 interrogation tapes
Advocates applaud AG Holder on marijuana policy
“Medical marijuana advocates applauded Friday after the Obama administration signaled it will halt federal raids on dispensaries, easing a long-standing rift between California and federal law. ”
The slow death of handwriting
How Much Of Our Debt Comes From Drug Money?
War on drug cartels: Mexico under siege
A New Civil War?
U.S. Energy Department Cannot Account for Nuclear Materials at 15 Locations
UPDATE: FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN UNITED STATES!
Water Supply Will Stay Poisoned With Gender-Bending Chemicals Due To “Carbon Footprint” Of Filtering Systems
Ancient Language of Universal Symbols Discovered
Legalize marijuana
“A new plan to legalize marijuana in California would create a $1 billion tokin’ tax and thousands of green jobs. Now that’s a stimulus plan!”
Fertility Institute Offers Designer Children
SMOKING GUN PROOF THAT ILLUMINATI PLANNED TERRIBLE EVENTS MANY YEARS AGO TO BRING DOWN OUR CULTURE: Part 2
‘Vampire’ discovered in mass grave
Cost of locking up Americans too high
“One in every 31 U.S. adults is in the corrections system”
‘This is off-the-charts weird’
“He often brought drugs or alcohol to work and sometimes had sex with women. At least three of those women were dead”
Stimulus Logo: Branding the U.S. Recovery
Investigation Continues Into KFC Prank Call
“And then they were told by this person on the phone to go outside and disrobe and actually urinate on one another to decontaminate each other,”
Filmmaker plans Eyeborg eye-socket camera
In Drug-Leery Japan, Arrests for Marijuana Are on the Rise
Utah is No. 1 – for online pornography consumption
Pink dolphin appears in US lake
Albino Dolphin!
Africa: Genitals removed while men are alive
“Young men are attacked and their genitals cut off while they are still alive; children’s throats are slit and their organs removed; and border-crossers are caught with bags containing human heads and sexual organs.”
Former Guantanamo detainee tells of ‘medieval’ torture
“…he lived in constant darkness and “came close to insanity” after being forced to listen to the same album by rapper Eminem at top volume for a solid month.”
David Lynch on Product Placement
IggyPop advert
Thanks Vinnie
Guitar Store Shaped Like Giant Amp
The science of selling out
“Iggy Pop’s endorsement of car insurance has prompted accusations of selling out. But does anyone really care any more?”
Turning pregnant bumps into art
Thanks David Canning
Kitten in Bong!
Thanks EMone
Spain arrests ‘cocaine cast’ man
“A Chilean man with a broken leg was arrested at Barcelona airport after his “cast” was found to be made of cocaine not plaster, Spanish police say.” Thanks Espo!
The 20 Most Terrifying Pictures of Ronald McDonald Ever
Water Balloon Poppin’!
Ectoplasmic Acoustics
‘Hipstavore’
LEGO has the Coolest business card ever
$28 Million Chair
typografie: Freshfonts | AUTOBAHN grafisch ontwerp
Obama Gay Scandal!
Fisherman found my lost phone in the belly of a 25lb cod …and it still works after a week in a fish
bombombombomwooooo
Failure sound from The Price Is Right
Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Back Together
YAY!
90-year-old in 8mph mobility scooter takes wrong turn and ends up on highway
Meet the Republican Rapper
Kanye Gay BeeJay
Facebook – Snitchin’ On Yerself
A teenager was fired for commenting on Facebook at work about how she was bored at work.
And The Award For Creepiest Guitar Goes To…
Teenar: The Sexy Girl Guitar
Ugly Bat Boy: One ugly cat
Stephen Powers from Overbrook Video Choices ¬´ Duffed Out Industries
Graff Girl – DJ Lady Tribe
Sun your Buns, or should I say Challah?
NYC Official: Ban Japanese ‘Rape’ Video Game
‘Rapelay’
Boston Graffiti Wars
Thanks Mariondream81!
aNYthing is back! screensaver
Thanks Bjernie!
Rihanna — The Face of a Battered Woman
Anyone else see her horns?
Wu-Tang Clan at Roy Rodgers – RZA in New York 1992
The Original Human TETRIS Performance
Tetris A Theme on Glass Bottles
Giant Six Pound Rat Caught in China
Come to Chinatown, there’s bigger!
Obama Sushi
Shit happens
Lily Allen Gets Fingered
Man ‘waged urine-spray campaign’
A man sprayed a mixture of urine and faeces in two supermarkets, a pub and a bookshop in Gloucestershire
Former nun tells of sex and suffering inside Indian convent
Nunsploitation!
Facebook Yields to User Outrage: Reverts to Old TOS
The Third Eye Video Camera
The Cyber Eye is finally here! Needs a red glow, though.
Guys Cabinet Door Sounds Exactly like Chewbacca!
Touch and Go Records to Stop Releasing New Music, Shut Down Distribution
The Nine Weirdest PSAs Ever Made (VIDEO)
Vicodin Earrings
Freak Bike Accident – View With Caution
Thanks Googs!
Toothy raccoon bit off man’s penis
Thanks Ramon!
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The Glob – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Nina Hagen and Don Rickles
Thanks Bjarni Einarsson
A Sociologist’s Look at Graffiti
ESPOoooooooooooo!
Touch My Body (Tuts My Barreh) / Karaoke Fail (English subtitles)
Thanks EMone MTV
The Drought – Rappers ‘n Recession
Thanks Billoney!
PAINT MISBEHAVIN’ AS VANDALS HIT CENTRAL PARK
Bullet Proof Weave Womans’s Weave Stops Bullet Saves Her Life In Kansas!
The Dynamic Breakers “ANTI GRAFFITTI Commercial”
“Graffiti Tagger” Falls To His Death On The 826 (MIAMI)
U.S. judges accused of jailing kids for cash
Hitler had shocking table manners, gorged on cake and suffered flatulence, reveals never-before-seen profile
Salt Lake woman with world’s longest fingernails, loses nails in crash
You’ve been knickered, son
A THIEF has been caught with more than 1,600 items of women’s lingerie hidden in the home he shared with his parents.
Geronimo’s Heirs Sue Secret Yale Society Over His Skull
“Ark’eting” the Aaron Bondaroff and Semen Sperms Video Interview
Record Envelope – the little library of factory sleeves
A collection of generic record company 45 sleeves
S E M E N C L A W
W T F
The Bacon Explosion – Take Bacon. Add Sausage. Blog.
Mmmmm…Swine!
The Racial Slur Database
Iraqi Shoe-throwing Sculpture Removed
Thanks Petey!
Heavy Metal Laundry Tips
The Magic (Indoor) Tree House
French fighter planes grounded by computer virus
NYPD cops in crackdown on graffiti punks
Do-It-Yourself Vagina
Ars Erotica: The Erotic Art Museum
I’ve got the world’s biggest boobs
38KKK breasts!
Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans
Pictured: The cow that was zapped by lightning – and survived
Surgeons remove donated kidney through vagina
Man caught with pigeons in his trousers
‘Mom cooks me like a turkey in the oven’
The Beatles – Made Outta Wool!
2009 Northwest Arkansas Ice Storm Pictures
A Teddy Bear for Your Hipster Lifestyle
Cornify – Unicorns & Rainbows On-Demand
The Cramps – Newsletter / FanZine – 1 – 7 (PDF’s)
US Army Has Highest Suicide Rate Since Vietnam War
Ecstasy ‘no more dangerous than horse riding’
China Earthquake A Dam-Induced Disaster?
Kellogg’s Wimps Out Over Phelps’s Bong Hit: What Century Are They Living in?
York City property owner has message for crack dealers
“Deer Crack Dealer,” the message stated. “You kin sell crack on this block and the York City Police will not stop you. They fear you. Crack Rules.”
Shepard Fairey Dodges Criticism at ICA: Street Artists and Copyright Advocates Demand Answers
Shepard Fairey: OBEY my lawyers
Dumb Lip Tattoos
Shepard Fairey, artist of Obama ‘Hope’ poster arrested
Little Island
Get a lil’ robot copy of yerself!
Smoking Toddler
Squid cake
Lucky in Love ‘The Price Is Right’ Hand Embroidery
What’s that Smell? Maple Syrup Mystery Solved
Best Tattoo EVER
Val Kilmer mulls run for N.M. governor
Owner’s sign tells ‘crack dealers’ to sell here
World’s youngest sex-change operation
Pranks involving electronic road signs stir worry
Zombies Ahead!
Teen accused of using Facebook for sexual blackmail
One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm
Video: Hacker war drives San Francisco cloning RFID passports
Flooded Mcdonald’s
Men smell of cheese; women smell of onion
Cash4Gold Will Offer One-Third of the Actual Value for your Gold
Raids net alleged members of tagger crew that hit L.A., Las Vegas
Top Ten Female Streakers
Little Boy Is on Drugs [VIDEO]
The Fix Is In – Trading Cards
Bart Simpson is a Scientologist
Google Maps Car Hits a Deer, Records Entire Ordeal on Google Maps
Man ‘finds US troop data’ on Used MP3 Player
Drug Money Saving Banks
The United Nations’ crime and drug watchdog has indications that money made in illicit drug trade has been used to keep banks afloat in the global financial crisis
Giant Ant Colony is a World Wonder
Blowfish testicles sicken 7 in Japan
Iron Maiden Eddie as Sponge Bob
Brit Jew marries dolphin
Rectal Foreign Bodies
HIVE OF AFGHAN ADDICTS
GRAND PUBA/BRAND NUBIANS: THE REMIXES
Smart Bombs and War Porn Hit YouTube
Israel Defense Forces use YouTube for propaganda
Hail King Obama: President for life
The ‘Chemtrail’ Hoax – According to the U.S. Air Force
Chemtrails in the Sky Are Evidence of Nefarious Activities for Broad-Based Conspiracy Theorists
Fresh Prince Theme: Gangsta Version
Thanks Naw!
Cops Talk Funny: Operations & Tactics at Officer.com
Pimp My Altar
Bernie Madoff’s Palm Beach House Gets Toilet Papered
Is there really such a thing as … placenta stew?
Placenta Recipes
“Each placenta weighs approximately 1/6 of the baby’s weight. Cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes”
Soviet Propaganda Against USA (posters)
Downi Creations – The only collectible quality dolls with realistic Down syndrome features
“Meet our growing family of Down Syndrome Originals¬©”
Downs Syndrome Dolls Again
Black Devil Doll – Movie
Chocolate Bunnies Meltin’!
Stereo Titties
Bevis’ Sis
Philly Malnourished Horses Removed From Crumbling Makeshift Stables
Sorry I blew yer spot up, dudes, but treat yer horses right! Thanks Tim Artz.
Man died in network of tunnels he made through house of rubbish
Thnx Heather!
Crack Whore Confessions Theme Song
Snow Prints
Tennis For Two – The second ever computer game
1958 oscilloscope game!
eBay – A History of Unusual Items
Sneeze Porn!
Gesundheit!
10 Porn Stars Who Twitter
The awfulness of Billy Joel, explained.
The Chippendiddys
Euro Boy Strippers…WTF?!
Orgasmic Birth Movie Trailer
LSD: The Dream Emulator
1998 Sony Playstation game released only in Japan
TurbanMan
Homemade Girl Scout Cookie recipes
Skateboarding in Afghanistan Provides a Diversion From Desolation
Thanks Googs
A list of different paraphilias and sexual fetishes
Comic Book Urban Legends Revealed
CFNM
Walk-By Bukkake
NSFW
1954 Senate Interim Report – Comic Books and Juvenile Delinquency
Home of the Slug Love
Hardcore Banana Slug Sex!
Boy, 14, dupes police, patrols Chicago for 5 hours
A 14-year-old aspiring police officer donned a uniform, walked into a Chicago police station and managed to get an assignment — patroling in a squad car for five hours before he was detected, police said Sunday.
Make your own lock picks – Part 1
What A Nigerian Facebook Scam Looks Like
Pope warns against too much Facebook
3D porn to revolutionise industry
Gold tooth missing after crutch attack
Abandoned Mike Tyson mansion in Ohio
The Shur Shot
Douche/enema nozzle that connects to yer shower
Vintage French Fucking Machines
Bikini Body Builder vs. Rubik’s Cube
Banking with Beanies
Finding parallels to the current financial meltdown in previous bubbles, from Holland’s Tulipomania to the Beanie Baby bubble
Disney Rejection Letter, 1938
Bolivia – The Train Graveyard
Wood Furniture, Wood House, Everything Wood
It’s all wood.
The Cave House
$1,950,000
Weird Deformed Animals
Signs of the Endtimes
Chick Cartoon Tracts
Latest Trend: Myspace Address Tattoos!
Police seize ‘Obama’ brand heroin
“The Smoking Gun Web site, which headlined the story “The Audacity of Dope,” pointed out that drug dealers are fond of brands and frequently misappropriate names for them. Over the years, police have seized bin Laden heroin, Harry Potter Ecstasy and even cocaine branded as Teletubbies, a TV show aimed at toddlers.”
Inside Programmable Road Signs
Web Browsers | EFF Surveillance Self-Defense Project
Government Computer News Pans Printer Dots
For those of you who don’t know, modern printers print a secret tracking code on all yer printouts.
Banker Gives Spankings to 50 Customers
Top 6 Bizarre Body Modifications and Plastic Surgeries
Guards plead not guilty in ‘nightmare’ Rikers beatings
“Three correction officers created a sadistic secret society on a Rikers Island cellblock, ordering prisoners to extort and beat other inmates, prosecutors charged Thursday.”
Kate Moss gets £30,000 Andre graffiti from boyfriend rocker Jamie Hince
AGUA – Work On Paper, Wreck Center, Endorsements
How the Computer gets the answer…
Interactive Installation – Doubles
World Superhero Registry
REAL Heroes
Bird Diapers
Nerd – Wikipedia
The first documented appearance of the word “nerd” is as the name of a creature in Dr. Seuss’s book If I Ran the Zoo (1950)
Little Blue Pills Among the Ways CIA Wins Friends in Afghanistan
Payment Processor Breach May Be Largest Ever
A data breach last year at Princeton, N.J., payment processor Heartland Payment Systems may have compromised tens of millions of credit and debit card transactions, the company said today.
30-pound marijuana brick delivered to wrong address by UPS
Abandoned Amusement Parks in Asia
List of defunct amusement parks
Artificial Virginity Hymen
The best response ever on People’s Court
Henchman’s Helper
Kenny Rogers  lookalike
Sprite Stitch – A video game inspired cross stitch weblog
Mike Tysons Punch-Out Scarf – DIY
Awesome!
Miss World finalist has hands and feet amputated
Skitch Hitchcock and Salt Creek Beach Crew Old School Skateboarding
“That Dogtown stuff is all well and good, but skitch Hitchcock and friends know that OC‚Äôs own Salt Creek Beach crew has left its own mark on the skateboarding world”
Why Nuclear Weapons Are (Still) Bad for the Planet
True Art Crime Heist: Case of the Stolen Rembrandt
Knitters turn to graffiti artists with ‘yarnbombing’
Graffiti artists have added a new tool their traditional aerosol cans – knitting needles and a ball of wool.
Dad’s grow-op busted after baby dials 9-1-1
Sex offender wins $500,000 Alaska lottery
An Alaska lottery held to raise money for a group that helps sexual abuse victims had a surprise winner: a convicted sex offender.
Adolf Hitler, Sisters Taken from Parents’ Home
The Gangster Archives
Mostly graffiti related stuff from the very early Teen Angel’s magazines, with other items of interest thrown in.
Third Eye Camera Skull Pinhole Camera Art
The Don Martin Dictionary
“FAGROOOSH SHUSSHH SHPISHLE FROOM” – A Seashell
7 Things I Learned Working on a Pot Farm
Why is Marijuana Illegal?
Google Trends Subversion: ‚úà ‚ñå‚ñå
Velvet Underground – 1969 press kit
Gaza Rockets – Cookin’ Show
How to Be a Skater Girl
Remember in the old days when you hadda figure things out for yerself, not just Google ’em?!
Amature Obama Portraits
Creepy Leadbelly Morph Video
I live out my sexual fantasy as an online escort
Whorin’ in Second Life
What’s Inside Obama’s iPod?
Growing Up Star Wars: 1977-1985 Pool
Flikr photoset of how Star Wars influenced/damaged many young lives.
Top 11 compounds in US drinking water
The latest thing to get scared shitless about.
How America Lost the War on Drugs
Chicken McNugget, Step One [PIC]
Mmmmm…soft serve mechanically separated chicken. Thanks Krissy.
Islamic militants ridicule death of Bush cat
Cars: Inside the Rocket-Proof Obamamobile
Casu marzu – Delicious Maggot Cheese!
Zimbabwe introduces $50 billion note
A Billi A Billi A Billi
Top 5 Most Disturbing Breastfeeding Videos of All-Time
Smokin’ Presidents
US veterans sue CIA for alleged drug and mind control experiments
“Rochelle said he was given just one breath of a chemical in aerosol form that kept him drugged for two and a half days, struggling with visions. He said he saw animals coming out of the walls and his freckles moving like bugs under his skin. At one point, he tried to cut the freckles out with a razor.”
Mutant NYC Bed Bugs Impervious to Toxic Attack
Will inauguration have enough port-a-potties?
“This is the largest temporary restroom event in the history of the United States,” he said.
Punk And The Swastika
YouTube Рバカロボ キントレーZ
This shit is weird!
Vintage Smoke Helmets / Gas Masks
Wild lookin’!
Skateboard Truck Table
A Gallery of Medical Marijuana – Slideshows – CNBC
BLACK FLAG My War test press LP w/ Raymond Pettibon art – eBay
I’ve only got it with the poster and press kit.
What’s It Going to Take to Lock Up Drug Company Execs?
A recent article in the New England Journal of Medicine reveals the shocking extent of how corrupt drug companies are.
Delusional Downtown Divas
Flintstones Bedrock City of Custer, SD
Cut-Rate Flintstones Theme Park
US porn industry seeks multi-billion dollar bailout
Porn baron Larry Flynt is seeking a $5 billion bailout from Washington to rejuvenate the industry, which he says is suffering because of the economic downturn.
The Art of the Prank : David Cerny: Detente Czech Style
Art Pranks, Culture Jamming and Reality Hacking, Pranksters
Adobe home found under Marin hippie commune
There were two renowned drug busts in 1969. In one of them, narcotics agents demanded to know who owned all the pot they found. McCoy responded famously, “It belongs to God. I just smoke it.”
AlJazeera’s Version of Amerikkka
Blowjob X-Ray’s
N.O.R.E. Goes Vegan
Thanks Petey
Andre Thomas, Texas Death Row Inmate, Pulls Out Eye, Eats it
On death row for killin’ his wife ‘n daughter ‘n rippin’ their hearts out. “Thomas told police how he put his victims’ hearts in his pocket and left their apartment, took them home, put them in a plastic bag and threw them in the trash.”
‘I tripped and fell … honest’
SHOCKED surgeons were forced to use their imagination after operating on woman with a huge can of hairspray stuck in her bum.
Elderly Woman’s Shoes Grow Into Her Feet
Is this new bio-tech?
Man Covered In Feces Attacks Flight Attendant
Thanks Ramon!

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