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Woman Who Claimed To Have Surgery To Add Third Breast Exposed As Hoaxer
tampa.cbslocal.com/2014/09/23/wom…

Meet the amazing TRIPLE-BREASTED woman who spent £12,000 on getting third boob
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Chick With 3 Tits x Radiohead

What Does Human Meat Taste Like?
independent.co.uk/life-style/foo…

‘Cycle Slut’ Barbra Streisand Gets Naughty In BDSM Photoshoot, 1970
dangerousminds.net/comments/barbr…

Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome:
Wisconsin Man Suffers 100 Unwanted Orgasms A Day
chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/09/23/wis…

Masturbating Passenger Forces Plane to Land in Nebraska
nbclosangeles.com/news/californi…

Horny Man With No Shame Rubs One Out on the M Train
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10,000 American Toddlers now Taking Amphetamine Based ADHD Drugs
thedailysheeple.com/10000-american…

‘I Was A Schoolgirl By Day And Sex Slave At Night’: Victim Of Satanic Sex Cult Speaks Out
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/i…

High on PCP, Jersey City man locked himself in kindergarten bathroom
nj.com/hudson/index.s…

The Crumbling and Abandoned Remains of Italy’s Once-Grand Discotheques
slate.com/blogs/behold/2…

Popemobile Used to Smuggle Coke and Weed
hightimes.com/read/popemobil…

Cambodia Buddhist ‘Meth Monks’ Arrested for Smoking Ice in Pagoda Room
ibtimes.co.uk/cambodia-buddh…

How Instagram Drug Deals Go Undetected
venturebeat.com/2014/09/11/how…

Oh Hey, It’s a Condom Cookbook
kotaku.com/oh-hey-its-a-c…

Man With No Medical Credentials Accused Of Illegally Operating Drug Rehab Centers In 3 States
wmbfnews.com/story/26561994…

4chan Users Are Trying to Spread Ebola Lies in West Africa #EbolaChan
vocativ.com/world/nigeria-…

The Dark Web Gets Darker With Rise of the ‘Evolution’ Drug Market
wired.com/2014/09/dark-w…

Grandmother Who Once Despised Profanity Can’t Stop Swearing Following A Stroke
metro.co.uk/2014/09/24/gra…

GRAND THEFT AUTO: ISIS?
firstlook.org/theintercept/2…

Metadata Reveals A Lot More About Your Life Than You Think
whitehousewhispers.com/your-smartphon…

Smartphones Are Used To Stalk, Control Domestic Abuse Victims
npr.org/blogs/alltechc…

The myths (and realities) of synthetic bioweapons
thebulletin.org/myths-and-real…

Footage Of Sovereign Citizen’s ‘Full-Frontal Assault’ On Cumming, Georgia Courthouse Released
policeone.com/officer-shooti…

Caffeine Powder Raises Overdose Concerns
cincinnati.com/story/news/201…

In Pennsylvania, Heroin Easier To Get Than Wine, Cheaper Than Beer
reuters.com/article/2014/0…

Teenager Busted For Rubbing His Testicles On Patron’s Pizza
thesmokinggun.com/documents/teen…

Chinese Restaurant Admits To Selling ‘Opium-Laced Noodles’
theweek.com/speedreads/ind…

The McDonald’s Cocaine Spoon Fiasco
priceonomics.com/the-mcdonalds-…

Man-Eating Leopard Preys On Drunk Villagers Walking Home From Booze Sessions
mirror.co.uk/news/world-new…

Science Says The Universe Could Be A Hologram, A Computer Program, A Black Hole Or A Bubble
smithsonianmag.com/science/what-u…

A Gentleman’s Guide To Sex In Prison
theconcourse.deadspin.com/a-gentlemans-g…

New ‘Facebook for Rich People’ Costs Just $9,000 to Join
pcmag.com/article2/0,281…

A Whole Chicken in a Can (Bon Appétit)
eatliver.com/chicken-in-a-c…

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Only Built For Billoney Links

▲ E-SHROOMS! – NSFE (Not Safe for Epileptics)

▲ Dramatic Animated Recreation Of Flight Attendant Quitting, Using Emergency Slide

▲ Doubler Tubedubber Youtube Dubber Doubler

▲ Bedbug Registry, USA – Check Out Flea Bag Motels Across North America

Motorhead do Ace of Spades – Broadway Musical Version

Inflating My Belly – Ewww!

▲ Miss Wheelchair, USA

▲ Normal NJ: Jersey City PCP Jackass Gone Wrong!

Hermeto – Music from the Beard

▲ Twenty-Five Great Shock-Rockers


Microcephaly and Yoga

Lies Teacher Told Me
– Google Book

Top 10 Worst Beers
1. Olde English 800
2. Natural Ice
3. Natural Light
4. Milwaukees Best
5. Michelob Ultra
6. Sleeman Clear
7. Budweiser Select
8. Coors Aspen Edge
9. Bud Light Chelada
10. Busch Ice

World War III began in 1971 during a Partridge Family song



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▲ The Scandy Gallery – Horror & Sci-Fi VHS Box Art

▲ Weekly World News Archive on Google Books – Drop dead Bat Boy!

▲ Dirty Money

▲ Pringles Can Designer’s Final Resting Place: A Pringles Can

▲ Bring Back Hostess Chocodiles To The East Coast! Petition

▲ scientists grow prostate glands in mice

▲ Boo! – Anti Halloween Chick Tract

▲ Normal New Jersey: Make yourself a radical Stink Bug Trap!

▲ MySpace friend the Eraserhead Baby!

▲ DreaMachine App for your third iPhone!

▲ “What, Me Funny?” The totally awesome National Lampoon spoof of Mad Magazine!

▲ Say Hello to mechanically separated chicken

▲ THE ASSHOLE MONOLOGUES

▲ Tron-a-Sutra – (NSFW)

▲ Give A Hoot! … or Die!

▲ Refusing to Work

▲ crustypunks.blogspot.com

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Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em

  • Onionskin Cloud Marble Sold At Auction For $4,025.00
  • On average, victims spent between three and eight hours a day occupied with the perceived smells, with 80 percent sniffing themselves, 68 percent excessively showering and 50 percent changing clothes multiple times. Sufferers trying to quell the scents turned to perfume (90 percent), gum (60 percent) and deodorant or mints (55 percent each), to no avail.
  • University of Reading researcher Mark Gasson has become the first human known to be infected by a computer virus. The virus, infecting a chip implanted in Gasson’s hand, passed into a laboratory computer. From there, the infection could have spread into other computer chips found in building access cards.
  • The words are actually some borrowed lyrics from the Detroit-based Electric Six rock band and its song “Danger! High Voltage.”
  • The world faces the nightmare possibility of fishless oceans by 2050 without fundamental restructuring of the fishing industry, UN experts said Monday. “If the various estimates we have received… come true, then we are in the situation where 40 years down the line we, effectively, are out of fish,” Pavan Sukhdev, head of the UN Environment Program’s green economy initiative, told journalists in New York.
  • A landmark case that pushed through laws banning the drug mephedrone – popularly known as “miaow miaow” – has come under strong criticism. A toxicology report of the two teenagers thought to have died from the drug showed neither had actually taken it. “Legal high kills two teens,” cried the Daily Express earlier this year. There followed a steady stream of stories in the UK media of the dangers of the then little known “legal high”. The government subsequently rushed through an emergency ban on the drug and related compounds that became law in early April. Although implicated in 27 deaths, a report by the International Centre for Drug Policy at University College London found it to be a contributing factor in just one. Today, this knee-jerk reaction came under further criticism following the negative toxicology tests.
  • An Englewood woman was shocked when her new driver’s license sent in the mail listed her address as ‘Eat Ass.’
  • Healless, a certified nurse’s assistant at Fair Oaks Health Care Center in Crystal Lake, allegedly would enter the patient’s room, roll her on her side, then poke holes in her fentanyl patch with a safety pin, Crystal Lake Deputy Police Chief Eugene Lowery said. The woman, who was mentally and physically incapacitated, didn’t realize what he was doing, police said. Healless would allegedly squeeze the fentanyl patch so the drug, a narcotic painkiller given to people in constant pain, would ooze out of the patch, and then he’d lick it off his fingers.
  • Devotees claim that ‘vodka eyeballing’ induces drunkenness faster than drinking it can, because it passes easily through the mucous membrane and enters the bloodstream directly through veins at the back of the eye, although some experts are sceptical about the claims and believe that since those who do it are usually already drunk, they simply convince themselves that it’s having such an effect.
  • He got his wave on!
  • He left the room and then returned with an aerosol can and cigarette lighter. Brooks “sprayed the contents of the can while holding a lighter to the fumes creating a sort of flame thrower” and burned the side of Weisman’s face to force him to admit he was a cop, reports state.
  • A court has ordered the arrest of a Polish priest suspected of sexually abusing a teenager in a Rio de Janeiro suburb and turning his parish home into what the judge described as an “erotic dungeon” for sex with adolescents, authorities said Friday. State prosecutors have accused Marcin Michael Strachanowski, 44, of handcuffing the 16-year-old former altar boy to a bed three years ago in the parish house where the priest lived and threatening to kill the youth if he spoke of the abuse. “I already know the flowers I will place on your coffin,” Strachanowski warned, according to prosecutors.
  • After the earthquake, guards roughed up the noisiest inmates and consolidated them into cells so crowded their limbs tangled, former prisoners said. With aftershocks jangling nerves, the inmates slept in shifts on the ground, used buckets for toilets and plotted their escape. The escape plan, set in motion on Jan. 19 by an attack on a guard, proved disastrous. With Haitian and United Nations police officers encircling the prison, the detainees could not get out. For hours, they rampaged, hacking up doors and burning records, until tear gas finally overwhelmed them. In the end, after the Haitian police stormed the compound, dozens of inmates lay dead and wounded, their bodies strewn through the courtyard and crumpled inside cells. The prison smoldered, a blood-splattered mess.
  • …A silver cup that offers a rare glimpse into the world of sex in ancient Rome. The cup features such explicit images of homosexual acts that it was once banned from America and museums refused to buy it. The Warren Cup is now one of the British Museum’s better known objects.
  • Ardi’s youth is the extreme of a disturbing trend. Data from the Central Statistics Agency showed 25 per cent of Indonesian children aged three to 15 have tried cigarettes, with 3.2 per cent of those active smokers. The percentage of five to nine year olds lighting up increased from 0.4 per cent in 2001 to 2.8 per cent in 2004, the agency reported.
  • Texas officers ultimately spent hours laboring to tag and remove up to 400 plants from a city park, discovering only after a battery of tests that they had been sweating over mere Horse Mint, a member of the mint family — effectively turning their ambitious drug bust into mere yard work.

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Early SeMeN SPeRmS Graffiti Character From 1993

My man Brisk Ske was venturin’ in the Jersey City wilds ‘n caught a flick of one of the early spoims on a rock face near some dead tracks. Kinda strange, because I don’t usually tag nature, for moral & aesthetic reasons. It just looks gross & ruins it for everyone. Punk-ass vandal shit. Tree taggers and pretty low in my book.

At least carve on them, or use thumb tacks, like I’ve seen in Queens. I’m thinkin’ the rock had been carved out by man, so there was a grey area that created a loophole.

The early spermatozoon were way more withered without the hi-lights in their eyes.

Empty has a shot of the first one ever on a gas station roll down gate.

Maybe I’ll havta take a pilgramage out to Chill Town, J.C. to shoot the remainin’ early batch still livin’ after all these years.


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