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Coooooooo What Happened To That Boy?!

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Takin’ V-Cards

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New Jacques City – Westside Gentleman’s Club – T ‘n A ‘n VJ With a Quart of Valentines

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Jacques Magazine flew in some skinny white strippers for Valentines day. How the hell do such small tits sag so much?! The amateurs invadin’ the stage were way hotter ‘n feistier, especially the spunky one with the Crass shirt. Too bad some photoblogger hadda ruin her tittie reveal by cock blockin’ with his furry, pasty Jew blob of a body. What a soft-on. At least I found $4o in a pool of piss in the bathroom.


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Passed Out Ghetto Jenga – Teen Girl Violated With Topless Mannequin

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The Virgins are Buzzworthy

“Donald Cumming may look low energy [it’s known as affected] , but one look at The Virgins‘ [new-ish] “Rich Girls” video and that all goes right out the window [like the baby with the bathwater]. Clearly, the NYC band’s brown-baggin’ [on his 40oz or on his head?] frontman isn’t quite as mellow as he appears in a formal sit-down. “I’ve lost a lot of my time in there [I HEAR YOU],” Cumming says of Lit Bar, where the video was shot. (Except, presumably, without all the [feigned]impromptu lap dances, [non]spontaneous water-throwing and sizzling [skinny ‘n scurrred] Victoria’s Secret [vanilla] supermodels [The bar is usually infested with skanky coke whores].)

And since we’re betting [YOU LOSE] there are a few more things you never knew about the not-so-virginal [hetro] indie [major] poppers [like, Wade has IBS, fer instance], we suggest you watch our [awkward] video interview with the band then take another look at [SeMeN in the video] the wild [‘n mild], bacchanalian bar bash [alliteration, woah] that is “Rich Girls.” That is, unless you have something against trance-y Talking Heads-meets-Duran Duran vocals and gorgeous Namibian [Nambia=AIDS ridden Kraut colonized African republic] eye-candy. [I have something against sentences with too many hyphens]”
MTV Buzzworthy [‘n SeMeN SPeRmS]

Spoiler Alert: Here’s a shot of the best part in the video

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