Re¢e$$ion $pe¢iaL | SeMeN SPeRmS SuPeR SiTe - Part 2

Thighs By Popeyes – Spicy or Regular?

Ripped Thighs 1

Ripped Thighs 2

Ripped Thighs 3

Ripped Thighs 4

File under Fetish, It Only Gets Worse, Photography, SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG, Sex

xXx aNYthing x SeMeN SPeRmS x IRAK x Wu-Tang x Black Flag x Party XxX

File under Black Flag, Blast From The Past, Culture, DJ SeMeN SPeRmS Flyer, Drunk Kids, Fashion, Fuck Art Let's Fuck, Graffiti, Hip-Hop, Influences, It Only Gets Worse, Kill Yer Idols, Massive Consumption of Drugs, Music, New York City History, NYC Nightlife, SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG, SeMeN SPeRmS ViDeO CLuB, They Said 'Don't Be Scurrred' But This Shit Is Just So Scurrrry!

The Soul Train Known as the Broke Man’s Domain

I was on the subway the other day and I saw this guy get on with a huge Casio keyboard over his shoulder

like the size of those ridiculous 80’s old school boom boxes.

He started welcomininin’ us to the ‘Soul Train’.

I scooted closer to clock his setup harder.

He started playin’ some of the pre-programed beats

hittin’ some random keys triggerin’ weird samples

…it was just gettin’ better!

Addressin’ his keyboard in a voice that sounded like E.T.,

He asked her if she was ready,

Strokin’  a key

a woman’s loud ecstatic moan answered YEAH!

boomed out the speakers
He rapped in a gravely voice ‘n played a recorder he had hangin’ ’round his neck by a string. Made my trip so much better, this was some real live entertainment.

The keyboard musta taken like 12 Double D batteries, duct tape holdin’ ’em back.

He earned more than the dollar I could afford to give him. He had his own basement hip-hop vibe

His keyboard is actin’ a lil’ janky in this clip, but I feel like it’s part of the routine.

This is a recession’, step up yer game if you wanna get paid!

File under Culture, Hip-Hop, Music, New York City Street Photography, NYC Nightlife, Photography, SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG

Re¢e$$ion $pe¢iaL Movie – C.H.U.D. – Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers

Over here at SeMeNSPeRmS BLARrRrG! we know we are all facin’ tuff times, so why not help a brother or sister out , use my internet skillz to cut yer expenses, and entertain you fer free by findin’ a flick for you freaks to peep that’ll flip yer wig for a price that we can all afford: $0.

C.H.U.D. is an American Bhorror film (with elements of a slasher film and nods to golden age Creature Features) produced by Andrew Bonime, and directed by Douglas Cheek with Peter Stein as the director of photography and William Bilowit as production designer. It was released in 1984. Among the notable actors with roles in the movie are John Goodman, Daniel Stern and John Heard. It was followed in 1989 by C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D., photographed by Arnie Sirlin.

Although the film is of a “pulp” genre, it did receive some good reviews including a rave from the New York Times. It won Best Fantasy Film at Brussels International Festival of Fantasy Film in 1985, but advances in special effects have rendered it kitsch. It is now considered a cult classic.

C.H.U.D. is an acronym for “Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller.” In the movie, an alternate acronym is given as “Contamination Hazard Urban Disposal.” -Wiki

I dunno about the sequel, Bud the CHUD, but I put it on here after if you wanna see it. Looks like it’s inspired by the comedy zombie horror of The Return of the Living Dead

Re¢e$$ion $pe¢iaL Bonus Features:

You get the whole video store experience, here’s the UK VHS cover


Bonu$ Freaky C.H.U.D. Gif!

File under New York City History, Re¢e$$ion $pe¢iaL, SeMeN SPeRmS BLArRrG, SeMeN SPeRmS ViDeO CLuB, They Said 'Don't Be Scurrred' But This Shit Is Just So Scurrrry!