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  • A talented chimpanzee called Panzee can recognise distorted and incomplete words spoken by a computer, scientists have discovered.
  • In a more innocent age, Ronald McDonald was the most benign of media icons: a cheerful clown whose floppy red wig and striped clothes presented an image of family fun.

    But in recent years, another view of the spokes-clown has emerged: To detractors, he’s a heartless corporate shill bent on promoting morbid obesity to young children at the expense of good health.

  • Thirty years ago this month, Nintendo released Donkey Kong to arcades across the United States. The game’s American version went on to sell tens of thousands of units, saving the then-struggling US branch of the company and paving the way for Nintendo’s future success on Western shores.

    Without Donkey Kong, we would have no Mario, and without Mario, it’s hard to imagine what Nintendo would look like today. That makes Donkey Kong, above all others, the most pivotally important video game Nintendo has ever released.

    So it’s time to celebrate–which I did by rounding up a bunch of weird, odd, and interesting stuff about this beloved game.

  • Many of the nation’s leading banks and card issuers, including Wells Fargo, Citi, USAA, Sovereign Bank and Discover, are selling information about consumers’ shopping habits — how much they spend, where they shop and what they buy — to retailers.

    Retailers are using the data to offer targeted discounts via text, email and online bank statements. Each time a consumer cashes in on one of those deals, the retailer pays the bank a nice commission.

  • According to the reports, the court heard Zhan picked his victim at random in an unprovoked attack because he believed Davis was a zombie who was going to attack him.

    The court also heard that Zhan, who is of Chinese origin but lives with his parents in Canada, travelled to Glasgow after hearing voices saying he should go there.

    He reportedly told a psychiatrist that he started seeing blood over the faces of people and was convinced they were zombies.

  • For millions of Jews and Christians, it’s a tenet of their faith that God is the author of the core text of the Hebrew Bible – the Torah, also known as the Pentateuch or the Five Books of Moses. But since the advent of modern biblical scholarship, academic researchers have believed the text was written by a number of different authors whose work could be identified by seemingly different ideological agendas and linguistic styles and the different names they used for God.
  • The human navel should be designated as a bacterial nature reserve, it seems. The first round of DNA results from the Belly Button Biodiversity project are in, and the 95 samples that have so far been analysed have turned up a whopping total of more than 1400 bacterial strains. In 662 cases, the microbes could not even be classified to family, “which strongly suggests that they are new to science”, says team leader Jiri Hulcr of North Carolina State University in Raleigh.
  • Cornish company Concept Shed’s novelty wedding vending machine dispenses marriage ceremonies for £1

    A Cornish company has received interest from around the world for its novelty wedding vending machine.

    Autowed is an 8ft (2.4m) tall pink machine compared by the makers to “a parking meter mixed up with a Cadillac”.

    But it has caught the imagination of people around the world after a video was posted on the internet.

    Requests for machines have come from as away as Russia and Brazil, Falmouth-based inventor Concept Shed said.

    For £1 it plays a specially composed intro version of the Wedding March and asks customers to select their type of union. Bride and groom have the option of pressing one on a keyboard for “I do” and two for “Escape”.

    Purchasers get a wedding receipt and two plastic rings in an egg-shaped plastic capsule.

  • A massive tree house in Crossville, Tennessee, which many have claimed to be the world’s largest, may soon receive an official title from Guinness Book of World Records. It is estimated to have used over a quarter million nails to complete thus far.
  • Rodrick Dantzler, the suspect in the slaying of seven people in Grand Rapids Thursday afternoon, allegedly continued his violent rampage by shooting the driver of a pickup truck in the nose during a traffic jam near Godfrey and Grandville.

    But the bullet ricocheted off the man’s nose.

    Robert Poore’s cousin, Harold Taylor, was riding in the car at the time of the incident. Taylor told 24 Hour News 8 his cousin likely survived the bullet because of a titanium plate in his nose.

  • Where do such moons come from?

    Rayman suggests one source: “When another large body collides with an asteroid, the resulting debris is sprayed into orbit around the asteroid and can gradually collapse to form a moon.”

    Another possibility is “gravitational pinball”: A moon formed elsewhere in the asteroid belt might, through complicated gravitational interactions with various bodies, end up captured by the gravity of one of them.

  • NASA is tracking a piece of Soviet space debris that could collide with the International Space Station, the US space agency said after the shuttle Atlantis docked on its final mission.

    The space junk is part of Cosmos 375, a satellite launched in 1970 by the former Soviet Union and which collided with another satellite and broke apart, but details about the size and exact trajectory of the object were unknown, NASA said.

    NASA estimates that the debris could collide with the station at around 12 noon (1600 GMT) on Tuesday, the same day two US astronauts are scheduled to step out on a spacewalk.

  • Booz Allen Hamilton is a massive American consulting firm that does a substantial amount of work for the Pentagon. This means they’ve got a lot of military business on their servers—which Anonymous hacked. Today they’ve leaked it.

    The leak, dubbed ‘Military Meltdown Monday,’ includes 90,000 logins of military personnel—including personnel from US CENTCOM, SOCOM, the Marine Corps, various Air Force facilities, Homeland Security, State Department staff, and what looks like private sector contractors. Their correspondences could include exchanges with Booz Allen’s highly brassy staff of retired defense folk: current execs include three former Directors of National Intelligence and one former head of the CIA. Anon was also kind enough to gut 4 GB of source code from Booz Allen’s servers. Anon cites the firm’s alleged complicity in the SWIFT financial monitoring program as at least partial motive for the attack.

  • The holy man’s estranged wife, Amora, a respected psychologist, got wind of the tawdry tricks while they were going through a bitter custody battle, she said.

    She managed to have Rabinowich secretly filmed with a call girl and entered the photographic evidence into the record of the bitter custody case.

    “Since when are prostitutes kosher?” Amora Rabinowich told The Post. “He was coming to court claiming he was this pious individual, but he was using the phone on the Sabbath to meet prostitutes.

    “And what kind of rabbi is he? He didn’t even take these prostitutes to the mikvah [Jewish ritual cleansing bath] first.

  • A legal battle over the fate of 10 double eagle gold coins from the Franklin Roosevelt Administration in the 1930s started with the government saying the coins, now worth an estimated $75 million, were wrongly taken from a U.S. mint.

    Authorities say the coins were improperly removed more than 70 years ago from the U.S. Mint at Philadelphia, only blocks from the courthouse where U.S. District Court Judge Legrome D. Davis was presiding over the case.

    “You are going to hear a remarkable and intriguing story about gold coins that were stolen from the U.S. Mint in 1933,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Jacqueline Romero told the jury in her opening statement.

    None of the 445,500 coins, then worth $20 each, ever legally went into circulation, she said. President Franklin Roosevelt issued an executive order shortly after taking office in March 1933 that prohibited the payout of gold from banks.

    Yet 10 coins — called double eagles because the $10 coin was called an eagle — somehow disappeared.

  • MSNBC host Lawrence O’Donnell blasted the “once noble” Newsweek magazine on Monday night for allowing Sarah Palin to say, “I think I can win” in an interview without contest.

    O’Donnell noted that nearly every 2012 presidential poll has shown Palin has little chance, adding that she is the most unpopular politician in Alaska.

    “Newsweek does everything to make the madness of Sarah Palin seem reasonable,” he said.

  • As news of the marriage spread, the state forest department officials stepped into action. Since monkeys are protected in India as government property, no one can pet them, train them or – as in this case – marry them, even to a fellow monkey.

    “It’s illegal to marry a monkey. Anyone found doing that or attending the marriage ceremony will be arrested,” said forest range officer Bhavar Singh Kaviya.

  • The authors suggest that when interventions eliminate people’s freedom to value diversity on their own terms, they may actually be creating hostility toward the targets of prejudice.

    According to Dr. Legault, “Controlling prejudice reduction practices are tempting because they are quick and easy to implement. They tell people how they should think and behave and stress the negative consequences of failing to think and behave in desirable ways.” Legault continues, “But people need to feel that they are freely choosing to be nonprejudiced, rather than having it forced upon them.”

    Legault stresses the need to focus less on the requirement to reduce prejudices and start focusing more on the reasons why diversity and equality are important and beneficial to both majority and minority group members.

  • For several years, public health officials have been concerned that gonorrhea, one of the most prevalent STDs in the world, might become resistant to the last widely available antibiotics used to treat it, a class of drugs called cephalosporins.

    Now, it has.

    In the space of one week, infectious disease specialists have received a one-two punch of bad news that confirms those fears, including the discovery of a new, cephalosporin-resistant strain of the bacteria.

    The percentage of U.S. gonorrhea cases that are resistant to the two cephalosporins used to treat it, cefixime, taken orally, and ceftriaxone, injected, is on the rise, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s latest Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report

  • A stun gun made it onto a JetBlue flight in Boston, and wasn’t discovered until a cleaning crew in Newark, NJ raised the alarm while cleaning up the plane.

    The plane was empty when the palm-sized device was found, and nobody was injured, but the question remains of how it made it through security and onto the plane in the first place.

  • “Looks like Megan is just as talented with Photoshop as she is in entertainment,” said plastic surgeon and blogger Dr. Nicholas Vendemia of New York. “Those lines on her forehead are totally fake. … Muscles in the forehead and brow simply don’t create curved wrinkles like that. The wrinkles Megan is showing us don’t coincide with brow anatomy, nor do they match the facial expression she is making.”
  • Rap star Dizzee Rascal was hauled off a plane at Heathrow yesterday for allegedly hurling abuse at a stewardess – and now he could face a life ban from British Airways.

    The singer, whose single Bonkers was a No 1 hit, was escorted off the flight at Terminal 3 by police called in to attend the disturbance.

    The East London-born singer is said to have hurled foul-mouthed insults at the stewardess as he sat in First Class.

  • Contrails are known to have several effects on climate. On the one hand, they act as a blanket, trapping heat that would otherwise escape into space. On the other, during the day they reflect incoming sunlight, cooling the Earth below more than it is warmed by the other effect. But overall, the consensus among climatologists is that they warm the planet.

    In the 1940s – unlike today – there was hardly any civilian air traffic, so historical records offer an opportunity to test the daytime effects. “Pilots cared about contrails a lot,” says Rob MacKenzie, formerly of Lancaster University, and now at the University of Birmingham, UK. “Aircraft were tracked using contrails and shot down. So pilots would report them.”

  • The crackdown in Belarus grew more indiscriminate this week. Among the 400 arrested: a one-armed man charged with taking part in the clapping protests and mute person accused of shouting antigovernment slogans.
  • Russian blogosphere is buzzing about a video of a crazy car crash in central Moscow that went viral on the web. The incident took place last week in central Moscow when a speeding Nissan GT-R, worth some $160 thousand, rammed into cars parked along the street. The impact was powerful enough to literally throw a jeep into the air. There are no reports of injuries – or the identity of the driver. It’s not clear whether the driver was street-racing with another car. Some bloggers have already claimed they’ve seen the car the evening before driving at a speed of around 200 km/h.

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  • A partial meltdown of fuel in the No. 1 reactor building may be causing isolated reactions, Denis Flory, nuclear safety director for the IAEA, said at a press conference in Vienna. …

    Nuclear experts call such reactions “localized criticality.” They consist of a burst of heat, radiation and sometimes an “ethereal blue flash,” according to the U.S. Energy Department’s Los Alamos National Laboratory website. …

  • These days, with the invention of caller ID and text messaging, it seems that prank calls have more or less fallen by the wayside. But I’m not ready to surrender this classic joke just yet; too many hours in my life have been spent trying to decide who to call and which prank to pull. So for all you wide-eyed, greenhorn, wannabe pranksters out there, here are a few tips on how to transform yourself from a refrigerator runner to a master.
  • As April Fools jokers hatch their plans, what’s the secret to a perfect prank, asks broadcaster Toby Amies. And how far do the very best tricksters go in preparing their practical jokes?
  • What better game than Monopoly to teach the young uns about the wonderful world of capitalism? Well, you’d be surprised to learn that the board game was actually created to teach people the evils of capitalism!
  • “With the help of a friend, but with no assistance from the museum, Harvey Stromberg put on his exhibition himself. A New York artist, he describes his work as “photo-sculpture.” To prepare the exhibition, he spent some weeks in the museum, disguised as a student with a notebook under his arm, peering nearsightedly at pictures while at the same time measuring and photographing museum equipment: light switches, locks, air vents, buzzers, segments of the floor and bricks in the garden wall. These photographs he printed actual size, covered the backs with adhesive, and one day he sauntered through the museum adding 300 trompe l’oell photographs (“photosculpture”) of museum equipment to its walls and floors. (The floor pieces were a mistake: “I didn’t realize that when they buffed the floors they would buff them right off.” says Stromberg.)”
  • Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin are amongst the first targets as letterbombers strike in Colbert’s name.

    Letterbombing is a subversive way to deliver a message anywhere on Facebook.

  • The California Division of Occupational Safety and Health (Cal-OSHA) has fined Hustler Video $14,175 for failing to use condoms in its productions.

    According to the citation issued to Hustler Video and obtained by AVN, Cal-OSHA cites three violations, in which the video production company “failed to provide condoms or other protective equipment” for performers. Additionally the company was cited for failure to provide an injury and illness prevention program, and for failing to provide protection against “other potentially infectious materials.” Hustler was fined $4,725 for each violation.

  • Harām (Forbidden) times

    1. During menstruation (haydh)[78]:

    Allāh (swt) states in Surat Baqarah, Verse 222:

    } وَيَسْأَلُونَكَ عَنِ الْمَحِيضِ قُلْ هُوَ أَذىً فَاعْتَزِلُوا النِّسَآءَ فِي الْمَحِيضِ وَلاَ تَقْرَبُوهُنَّ حَتَّى يَطْهُرْنَ {

    “They ask you concerning (intercourse during) menses. Say, “It is hurtful.” So keep away from wives during the menses, and do not approach them till they are clean.”

    If a person who is engaged in sexual intercourse with his wife discovers that her period has begun, then he should immediately withdraw from her.

  • “The first surprise was to see that despite being 200 times smaller, the ants are able to hold their own by rushing at the wasps, spraying them with acid and biting them,” Grangier said. “But the most amazing was to observe that wasps, apparently frustrated by having to compete with ants, will pick them up in their mandibles, fly off and drop them away from the food.”
  • What IS pegging?

    As it is generally understood, pegging is defined as a woman using a strap-on on her male partner for anal play. The name (and this touches on your followup) came from a poll conducted by Dan Savage a few years ago—a reader wrote in asking for a word to describe this then unnamed sexual practice, and pegging was the winning selection. (There were two other choices, but the only one I remember was bobbing.)

  • The U.S. military Wednesday ordered a Marine unit specializing in emergency nuclear response to deploy to Japan to assist local authorities in addressing the massive crisis, officials said.

    Some 155 Marines from the service’s Chemical Biological Incident Response Force are scheduled to leave the U.S. Thursday and arrive in Japan Friday, a U.S. defense official said.

  • Some scholars say early versions of the Bible featured Asherah, a powerful fertility goddess who may have been God’s wife.

    Research by Francesca Stavrakopoulou, a senior lecturer in the department of Theology and Religion at the University of Exeter, unearthed clues to her identity, but good luck finding mention of her in the Bible. If Stavrakopoulou is right, heavy-handed male editors of the text all but removed her from the sacred book.

  • • Cooking temperatures: “I like a low heat around 250 degree for a long slow cook. I start the out with the meat being tied to the grill alive and kicking. After the meat pass I remover her from the heat and gut her, and then back to the grill for several more hours after about a 10 to 12 hour cook the meat just fall off the bone. I shred the meat and mix it with BBQ and red pepper flakes very tasty.”

    • Celebrities: “[Miley Cyrus] needs to be hung upside down from a meathook, have her throat slit, and be sliced into chunks of meat. It’s not like she has a remarkable music career or anything.”

  • Social networking website MySpace lost over ten million users between January and February 2011, according to comScore. In February 2011, the Internet website had less than 63 million users, down from a previous total of approximately 73 million. In the same month, 2.3 million individuals were on the site in the United Kingdom.
  • Brazilian scientists have developed a way of using fibers from bananas, pineapples and other plants to create plastic that is stronger and lighter than the petroleum-based stuff. So-called nanocellulose fibers rival Kevlar in strength but are renewable, and the researchers believe they could be widely used within a couple of years.

    “The properties of these plastics are incredible,” Alcides Leão, a researcher at Sao Paulo State University, said in a statement. “They are light, but very strong — 30 percent lighter and three to four times stronger.”

  • As an expected increase in the cost of raw materials looms for late summer, consumers are beginning to encounter shrinking food packages.

    With unemployment still high, companies in recent months have tried to camouflage price increases by selling their products in tiny and tinier packages. So far, the changes are most visible at the grocery store, where shoppers are paying the same amount, but getting less.

  • According to a Starlogger description, StarLogger records every keystroke made on your computer on every window, even on password protected boxes.

    This key logger is completely undetectable and starts up whenever your computer starts up. See everything being typed: emails, messages, documents, web pages, usernames, passwords, and more. StarLogger can email its results at specified intervals to any email address undetected so you don’t even have to be at the computer your[sic] are monitoring to get the information. The screen capture images can also be attached automatically to the emails as well as automatically deleted.

  • While this morning’s orbital image of Mercury is historic, these two images are the ones that have truly left me in complete awe today. Even more so than the most accurate, highest resolution view of Earth to date.

    But unlike Blue Marble, these images are not by NASA. In fact, they look a lot different from NASA’s Earth imagery. Much better and crispier, some may say. But are they really better? Are they more accurate? NASA has explained to us why they look so different compared to their own.

  • A Facebook page calling on Palestinians to take up arms against Israel has been removed from the social-networking site after a high-profile Israeli appeal.
  • The radiation guides called Protective Action Guides or PAGs are protocols for responding to radiological events ranging from nuclear power-plant accidents to dirty bombs.

    Drinking water, for example, would have a huge increase in allowable public exposure to radioactivity, the group says, that would include:

    A nearly 1000-fold increase in strontium-90

    A 3000 to 100,000-fold hike for iodine-131

    An almost 25,000 rise for nickel-63

    The new radiation guidance would also allow long-term cleanup standards thousands of times more lax than anything EPA has ever before accepted, permitting doses to the public that EPA itself estimates would cause a cancer in as much as every fourth person exposed, the group says.

  • That’s right, conspiracies around musicians’ deaths.

    Just about everyone I know loves music, and there is no question that music is an incredible social, political and cultural force to be reckoned with. A popular musician or songwriter with a power political message can lead to disaster for oppressive governments!

    Of course I don’t have any proof that these were conspiracies, only my suspicions.

  • One recognizes a man by the size of his gun.
  • Start preparing for the third meltdown of the 21st Century, and depression

    Denial and lies. Remember, 93% of what you hear about markets, finance and the economy are guesses, wishful thinking and lies intended to manipulate you into making decisions that suck money from your pockets into Wall Street. They get rich telling lies about securities. They hate any SEC fiduciary rules forcing them to tell the truth.

    But the fact is, on an inflation-adjusted basis, Wall Street lost 20% of your retirement money in the decade from 2000 to 2010, over $10 trillion. And “Irrational Exuberance’s” Robert Shiller warns of a third meltdown coming. You better start preparing now.

    Before you start betting any more at Wall Street’s rigged casinos, think long and hard about these six megatoxins lurking in America’s Super-Rich Delusion, a mind-altering pandemic infecting our nation’s leadership in Washington, Corporate America and Wall Street … but also “trickling down,” infecting many Americans.

  • Suboxone (also known as Buprenorphine) was being channeled into the Cape May County Correctional Center through inmate mail in drawings.
  • Collagen Westwood, 21, from north London said she is thrilled if she is mistaken for a man dressing as a woman on a night out.
  • It’s been a bad week for disco—first the death of Loleatta Holloway, and now comes the news that Kurt Hauenstein of the German band Supermax has passed on. Supermax were one of the most popular disco bands of their era on continental Europe, managing to seamlessly blend funk, prog rock, sci-fi and sleaze. They had also won over a lot of new fans in the last few years, when the growing interest in revisiting Cosmic and European disco shone the spotlight back in their corner. Their biggest hit was “Love Machine,” which by anyone’s standards is a bone fide classic.
  • Birds do it. Bees do it. USC college students do it, too, on the roof of a school building in full view of the entire campus.

    The all-too public sex act atop Waite Phillips Hall at the University of Southern California was captured in a series of photos that spread around the campus this weekend, then on the Internet.

  • At first glance you may not see the resemblance.

    But with a little imagination and a sense of humour…maybe just.

    This semi has caused a sensation on Twitter because a passer-by thought it looked like Hitler.

  • Iceberg Slim, in the 1968 interview, promotes his book “Trick Baby” and describes the ‘Pidgeon Drop’ con.
  • Police said the man’s skin had become attached to the fabric of the chair after he sat in it for two years

    Authorities said he was sitting in his own feces and urine and maggots were visible.

  • The Vatican’s chief exorcist claimed last year that the Devil lurked in the Vatican, the very heart of the Catholic Church.

    Father Gabriele Amorth said people who are possessed by Satan vomit shards of glass and pieces of iron, scream, dribble and slobber, utter blasphemies and have to be physically restrained.

    He claimed that the sex abuse scandals which have engulfed the Church in the US, Ireland, Germany and other countries, were proof that the anti-Christ was waging a war against the Holy See. He said Pope Benedict XVI believed “wholeheartedly” in the practice of exorcism.

  • A pregnant woman in Staten Island had an undeniably “crappy” Wednesday morning, according to local police. Around 5:30 a.m., 24-year-old Rasheed (Illuminati) Harrison, her ex-boyfriend, showed up outside her apartment door, stripped naked, and defecated, SI Live reports. Harrison then smeared the excrement on the apartment door and set it — and his clothes — on fire.

    Court papers show that when he lit the fire, he cursed profusely, and said, “I’m going to set your house on fire and this whole building down with you in it.”

    Neighbors heard him yelling, “I’m the devil!” in the process of spreading his excrement on the door.

  • In a speech last week, the leader of the New Black Panther Party, Malik Zulu Shabazz, lashed out at President Obama. Calling him an “Uncle Tom,” Shabazz said Obama “represents the white man.” Shabazz is a controversial figure — his calls for equal rights for blacks are often mixed with anti-Semitic rhetoric. In fact, the Anti-Defamation League calls the New Black Panther Party “the largest organized anti-Semitic and racist black militant group in America.” Shabazz took over as National Chairman after the equally controversial Khalid Abdul Muhammad died in 2001.
    Thanks Aron
  • An anti-abortion billboard campaign using a likeness of President Barack Obama to target African-American women has angered women’s groups in Chicago.

    Some 30 billboards declaring “Every 21 minutes our next possible leader is aborted” are being placed in predominantly African-American neighborhoods in Obama’s adopted hometown.

    They are being displayed for free after the group’s controversial billboards declaring “the most dangerous place for an African-American is in the womb” were taken down following protests in

  • Dramatic new footage has been released yesterday of an English newspaper vendor who collapsed and died in the City of London on his way home from work during the 2009 G-20 summit protests. Police radio recording also included in this video.
    Thanks johntyuiyo
  • Very low levels of radiation turned up in a sample of milk from Washington state, the Environmental Protection Agency and the Food and Drug Administration said Wednesday, but federal officials assured consumers not to worry.
  • A week ago I traveled down to Compton, Calif. to report on a community fight there over the future of a public school. (Stay tuned for more on that front.) As I waited to meet with parents in McKinley Elementary’s PTA room, Compton School Police Officer Lorenzo Gray came in and pulled out a thick, black binder filled with pictures of colorful guns—pink guns, yellow guns, guns with American flags, guns with white bunnies on them.

    “Is this gun real or fake?” he asked six Latina mothers at the PTA room. “Fake,” the six mothers responded after they consulted with each other.

  • This clip is from Saturday Night Live, when then-Mayor Giuliani guest-hosted the show in 1997.
    Thanks KINGS0L0M0N

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Conjured by o~ SeMeN SPeRmS ~o on March 31, 2011

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In Soviet Union All The People Like Billy Joel

  • Chinese workers at a company in Israel have been forced to agree not to have sex with or marry Israelis as a condition of getting a job.

    According to a contact they are required to sign, male workers may not have any contact with Israeli women – including prostitutes, a police spokesman, Rafi Yaffe, said.

    He said there was nothing illegal about the requirement and that no investigation had been opened.

    An Israeli lawyer who did not want to be named said while the contract might appear legal, it would be rejected if challenged in court. “The point is that a Chinese worker will agree to anything and then will not have anyone to help them if there is a problem,” he said.

    The labourers are also forbidden from engaging in any religious or political activity. The contract states that offenders will be sent back to China at their own expense.

  • The Disaster Accountability Project estimates that a year after nearly $11 billion was raised or pledged (“Text HAITI! to donate $10!), only half has been spent. In some cases, not even that. By November, Catholic Relief Charities had reported spending just 32 percent of the $192 million it raised for Haiti.

    Many NGOs say the reason they are reluctant to spend more is that it may be wasted. But as DAP’s Ben Smilowitz discovered in his investigation with the Red Cross, the organization is treating the interest generated on the $500+ million “trust fund” it raised (and has not yet spent) for Haiti relief as “unrestricted revenue.”

  • Women with incomplete spinal injuries are generally able to produce vaginal lubrication and enjoy wheelchair sex. For women with complete injuries between T10 and T12 there is typically an absence of either psychogenic or reflex lubrication. Attempted penetration of the vagina by any means may trigger adductor and pelvic floor muscle spasm. Be patient and never force entry. It has been reported that 53 percent of women have experienced orgasm after spinal cord injury.
  • The Deep Web (also called Deepnet, the invisible Web, DarkNet, Undernet or the hidden Web) refers to World Wide Web content that is not part of the Surface Web, which is indexed by standard search engines.

    In 2000, it was estimated that the deep Web contained approximately 7,500 terabytes of data and 550 billion individual documents.[2] Estimates based on extrapolations from a study done at University of California, Berkeley speculate that the deep Web consists of about 91,000 terabytes. By contrast, the surface Web (which is easily reached by search engines) is about 167 terabytes[dubious – discuss]; the Library of Congress, in 1997, was estimated to have 3,000 terabytes.

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Ball Of Confusion. Oh Yeah, That’s What The World Is Today. Woo, Hey, Hey.

    • “The Arabs are taking control of Bat Yam, buying and renting apartments from Jews, taking and ruining girls from Bat Yam! Fifteen-thousand Jewish girls have been taken to Arab villages! Guard our city – we want a Jewish Bat Yam,” the leaflets said.

      The rally came in the wake of a religious edict forbidding Jews from leasing or selling homes or land to Arabs. The proclamation was signed by 50 rabbis, many of whom are state employees, before it was announced publicly several weeks ago. Another 250 have joined since then.

      Over 1,000 rabbis have signed a letter against the edict, calling it “a painful distortion of our tradition” and a “desecration of God’s name”. But these are diaspora rabbis. And although Binyamin Netanyahu, the Israeli prime minister, has condemned the initial proclamation, the rabbis who signed it remain state employees.

    • Abandoned houses offer unique opportunities from a visual point of view. The deterioration transforms materials. Texture on top of texture. New patterns overtaking old ones. Nature repossessing. This textural aspect to deterioration and the patterns that it creates can be rich and fascinating to look at.

      I also find that the experience of seeing a deteriorated house (or any familiar object) interesting. When looking at the image we see a dual image of the house – one as it is, and one as it was. You see a huge hole in the side of the house not just as a hole, but also as an interruption of the known. And so the mind seeks to recreate the known. We fill in the holes. We project. Our eyes follow the angle of the broken awning to a point, now destroyed, and we can feel the mass that was of the front 3rd floor. The same with the porch covering. This visual duality – the mind flipping between destruction and pre-destruction – is magic. It’s entertaining and engaging.

    • A 16-year-old Clinton Township boy faces disorderly charges for causing a disgusting smell in his classroom during mid-term exams at North Hunterdon High School, police reported last night.

      According to police, the teen was in class at North Hunterdon on Monday and asked to use the bathroom. The boy then took a carry-out style coffee mug with a screw-on cap with him to the nurses’ office bathroom. The boy defecated in the mug, screwed the cap on, and returned to the classroom where he unscrewed the lid, and “this caused a disruption in the classroom,” police said.

    • An FBI employee shared confidential information with his girlfriend, who was a news reporter, then later threatened to release a sex tape the two had made.

      A supervisor watched pornographic videos in his office during work hours while “satisfying himself.”

      And an employee in a “leadership position” misused a government database to check on two friends who were exotic dancers and allowed them into an FBI office after hours.

      These are among confidential summaries of FBI disciplinary reports obtained by CNN, which describe misconduct by agency supervisors, agents and other employees over the last three years.

    • On Friday night Michael Bane told me that BATFE visited the Taurus booth at SHOT Show and declared that the 28 gauge revolver was in fact a SBS (Short Barreled Shotgun), not a handgun.
    • “It’s true,” said Ottawa Fire spokesman Marc Messier of the unprecedented danger facing firefighters. “It’s mostly because of the products being used in construction and furniture fabrication.”

      He said unlike 30 years ago, when homes, furniture and appliances were made of solid wood and steel, modern day versions are made with glue, plastics and synthetic materials.

      Such synthetics not only burn faster but produce carcinogenic emissions as they burn.

    • An Indianapolis company has voluntarily recalled Toxic Waste brand Nuclear Sludge candy imported from Pakistan, due to lead content, according to the Federal Drug Administration’s Web site.
    • Eric Steven Easley, 27, is accused of sexually abusing Ebony Ice, a mini horse, last year. The horse’s owner found the horse tied to a post by its tail… but that’s not all he found.

      Police say Easley left his wallet, complete with driver’s license and Social Security card, at the scene.

    • A Dallas police senior corporal who led the Crime Stoppers program was escorted from police headquarters in handcuffs Wednesday afternoon.

      Theadora Ross had been under investigation for about eight months over funds missing from the popular tips-for-cash program. She is likely to face charges of conspiracy to commit fraud today in Dallas federal court.

    • The U.S. Central Command (USCENTCOM) headquarters improperly used government purchasing cards to buy pens, coins, televisions, ATVs and a $3,147 door, an Defense Department Inspector General report said this week.
    • When Facebook IPO’s in 2012, who’s getting rich? Well, Mark Zuckerberg for one, obviously. But he’s not alone.
    • A graphic 68-second video released by Detroit police Friday shows a gunman striding into one of the city’s precinct stations, spraying volleys from a shotgun at surprised officers before being fatally wounded within inches of three of his victims.

      The grainy surveillance video with muted color from Sunday‘s rampage at the city’s 6th Precinct was made public only after members of the city’s police force had seen it, Police Chief Ralph Godbee said.

      The video shows Lamar Moore, 38, walking into the precinct and past the building’s raised front desk. He pulls a shotgun he had concealed along his right side and opens fire down a hallway. He’s then seen firing more shots down the hallway as he reverses his steps back into the middle of the lobby.

      Moore then lunges head-first over the counter where two officers and the precinct’s off-duty commander had taken cover, firing shots of their own in his direction.

    • During yesterday’s live broadcast, co-hosts Kenny Smith and Charles Barkley handed 30 Rock‘s Morgan a microphone and asked him to settle a bet: Tina Fey or Sarah Palin? “Me and him have this argument all the time, ” crowed Smith, referring to Barkley. “[Morgan’s] the only one who can settle it. Tina Fey or Sarah Palin?” They were clearly not asking which woman was smarter or faster in a race.

      Morgan responded as he would if he were on stage. “Yo, let me tell you something about Sarah Palin. She’s good masturbation material.” Co-host Ernie Johnson quickly pulled down the curtain, saying “I want to thank Tracy Morgan for stopping by.”

    • Bomb-sniffing plants could make airport security a whole lot greener – at least until a bomb-packing terrorist walks by and causes the leaves to turn white, researchers report in the journal PLoS ONE.

      The plants are being grown by a research team headed by June Medford, a biologist at Colorado State University in Fort Collins, with funding from the Depart of Defense and a host of other agencies.

      The trick involves using DNA to rewire the plants’ protein-based signaling process, so that the leaves change color when certain chemicals or environmental pollutants are detected. Plants usually rely on the system to release toxins that ward off insects looking for a leafy meal.

    • A police officer stationed at the Buffalo Niagara International Airport was suspended on Thursday for taking home more than 1,000 knives, nail clippers, scissors and other items confiscated from passengers during security procedures, authorities said.
    • A pair of Florida teenagers arrested yesterday for damaging 275 vehicles in a BB gun shooting spree that caused in excess of $100,000 in damages told police that they carried out the vandalism because they were “bored.”
    • Radical African American groups preach the myth that the African race is a super race and new gang recruits can return to their African warrior tribal roots. Photo courtesy of Rich Valdemar.

      Black slang has always had its roots in music. In the Jazz and Swing era of the 1920s-’40s, it was known as “hep talk.” Many of the terms were code words for sex, drugs and gambling such as “ace, duce or trey” for the numbers one, two, and three; “reefer” for marijuana; and “rock and roll” for sex.

      When I became a cop, I was more familiar with the African-American gang lifestyle than the Hispanic gang lifestyle. My ethnic and cultural background is Mexican American, but I grew up in a primarily black neighborhood. I graduated from Compton High in 1965. It was a very tumultuous period in that community. In August of that year, Los Angeles exploded in violent racial rioting.

    • Should we worry? What was perhaps most striking about AUVSI 2010 and the UAV Caucus technology fair was the almost total absence among attendees and participants of the sense that there might be a downside—human, financial, or otherwise—to the embrace of unmanned systems and the larger national-security complex which they are a part of. Those downsides are inextricably related to the profound social inequalities and injustices that plague American and global society. They are real and growing, and that is unlikely to change without a shift in national priorities.
    • Slapping a teenager or taking money from her paycheck to pay family bills is hardly admirable, but doesn’t constitute child neglect or abuse, the state Supreme Court ruled today.
    • My head is suspended over a goldfish bowl. A glass straw is between my lips. Clouds of smoke are wafting into my face and lemon tart swirls around my mouth.

      Only it’s not a big slab of calorific lemon tart spooned up from a plate. This is ‘breathable’ lemon tart.

      Instead of eating it, the tart is being pumped out of a futuristic machine that looks like a glorified goldfish bowl — called Le Whaf. And, rather than a triangular slice, this lemon tart looks like a puff of smoke.

    • Once banned from the airwaves under the Tunisian regime, rap artists are taking their revolutionary lyrics to the big stage for the first time on Saturday at a concert and political rally in the capital.

      The star of the show is 21-year-old Hamada Ben Amor – better known as “El General” – who was arrested for whipping up public anger during the wave of protests that ended president Zine el Abidine Ben Ali’s 23-year rule.

      The songs that helped inspire the Arab world’s first popular revolution in recent history were circulated widely among thousands of Tunisian Facebook users but have never been heard live by the public until now.

      El General’s most famous song is a direct address to Ben Ali.

      “We live in suffering/ Like dogs/ Half the poulation is oppressed and living in misery/ President of the Country/ Your people are dead,” he sings.

    • Mexican drug traffickers appear to be using medieval-style catapults to fling drugs across the border between Mexico and the United States, the defense ministry said Friday.
    • Disappointment and lack of trust in the media has some Americans turning to alternative sources for news. They claim big corporations are pushing their interests on to the public rather than facts. RT’s Anastasia Churkina went to find out who’s behind the information being broadcast in the US.
      Because of this doubt in the media, more Americans are turning to the Internet and other alternative news sources to find out the truth. But radio host Alex Jones says the world wide web is in danger of becoming manipulated by big business.
    • The street drug called “whoonga” is a cocktail that includes the antiretroviral (ARV) medication prescribed to people with HIV.

      Demand for the substance has prompted a wave of thefts of Aids drugs across the country.

      Users crush the ARVs and smoke them with a mixture of rat poison, detergent and marijuana to get high.

      The powder is said to be so addictive that users are hooked within days.

      “If I don’t smoke it, I get pains and I can’t sleep until I get some more,” 31-year-old Jomo said, his eyes red and glazed after a few deep drags on a ‘joint’.

    • TMZ reported the actor received a briefcase full of cocaine in the hours leading up to his “wild” party with a two porn stars and three other women.

      He consumed large amounts of the drug which was delivered in multiple bricks in a designer briefcase to his home, a source told the entertainment website.

    • The Four Loko made him do it.

      Ahmed Mohamed, who was sentenced Friday to nearly six years in prison for the attack last year on a West Seattle teen, claimed the caffeine-infused energy beer he drank for the first time the night of the assault was partially to blame.

      “He is extremely sorry he committed this act,” his attorney, Kevin McCabe, said in King County Superior Court. “It was Mr. Mohamed’s first experience with alcohol and an extremely unfortunate type of alcohol to have for your first run-in.”

    • “The results indicate that the increasing incarceration rate of minority men is directly linked to a decrease in the number of minority high school dropouts,” Neumark says. “By removing potentially lower-quality husbands and fathers from the marriage market via incarceration, it appears, their negative influence on children in the home is reduced. So although a higher incarceration rate leaves in its wake a higher number of never-married mothers, their children actually end up doing better.”

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    • In 1898, the Parisian art gallery owner Maurice Joyant photographed his childhood friend defecating on the beach at Le Crotoy, Picardie. The series of photos would have been forgotten, had Joyant’s friend not been Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, the acclaimed French painter. Their intention in taking these photos — and later allowing them to be published in postcard form — was unclear, but these photographs remain the earliest photographic testaments to celebrities behaving dubiously, a century before Internet made such indiscretions well-known and widespread.
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    • I only got to taste a 22oz of this, which was also at least 12 years old & had a lot of thick swirls & fleshy chunks floating throughout it. The cap came off easily and it smells like minty beer. About to take my 1st sip, shortly after finishing a dinner of crabcakes, lima beans & rice, followed by some Bugles chips. First sip is shocking, to say the least! It tastes like I’m drinking Newports!
    • Federal agents hired to transport nuclear weapons and components sometimes got drunk while on convoy missions, a government watchdog said Monday. In an incident last year, police detained two agents who went to a bar during an assignment.
    • Google News has evolved to become a force for censorship, a protector of traditional news sites against the dreaded independent blogs and bloggers like me, and a breakwater against harsh, muckraking criticism of the high-and-mighty named Sarah Palin. Google News is starting to look more like a dictatorship than a representation of democratic America.

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      Art of War: Gun and Bullet Artworks
      Earsnot Interview on Vimeo
      He gives advice on how not to get caught in this digital age.
      Burger Stool
      I want this.
      Remember before iPhones ‘n Blackberry’s?
      My New Cell Phone
      Discovering Your Own Lost Sounds
      Get Moving! 20 Amazing Airport, Train and Bus Station Designs
      Our world may be a giant hologram
      “If the GEO600 result is what I suspect it is, then we are all living in a giant cosmic hologram.”
      Angry Teacher Rips Student’s Cheek Off
      Fureddi – Japanese Freddy Mercury
      Vagina Ripped Apart by Water Fountain
      $24,500 repair job
      Hitler’s Cross Restaurant
      Swastika Themed Eatery
      Moshing Wii Kid
      Thanks Slanty Cat!
      Video: Juelz Santana Shows Pouch Full Of Money
      The weed stuff is kinda borin’ in the start…but wait…him showin’ off his Louie fanny pack fulla hundreds later on is some pretty funny shit.
      Coldplay vs. Joe Satriani
      The Bush Administration’s Most Despicable Act
      Celebrating 50 years of Motown
      Fake Russian iPhone
      Photoshop Disasters
      Don’t let ’em happen to you!
      Emily the Strange Ripped Off From Nate The Great Children’s Book
      Pullin’ Cards
      Marc Ecko does it again- Hannah Stouffer bite
      Baptazia – Super Sunday – Skibadee / Fun & DJ Ruffstuff
      WWJD DNB
      Internet Addiction Test (IAT)
      “10. How often do you block out disturbing thoughts about your life with soothing thoughts of the Internet? ” Thanks Carlen! In scored 83 ” Your Internet usage is causing significant problems in your life. You should evaluate the impact of the Internet on your life and address the problems directly caused by your Internet usage.”
      Delete 10 Facebook friends, get a free Whopper
      Viral Marketing at it’s finest!
      Image Management
      ‘Best opening song EVER!’ Thanks Greg!
      Erkin Koray РElektronik Türküler [1974]
      Download the album
      Erkin Koray – Elektronik Turkuler
      The Turkish Jimi Hendrix
      Get Wood: A Place For Men to Park their Manhood
      The Icelandic Phallological Museum
      a collection of over one hundred penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland.
      10 Everyday Household Items To Spice Up Your Sex Life
      Radical cheap: $1,000 homes
      Rock Star Pumped Stomach Rumor
      Kermit The Frog With Teeth
      Famous People Who Look Like They Smell
      Steampunk Elephant
      Thanks Petey
      Who Is Winning the PR War?
      Middle East is fucked
      The Maple Syrup Smell… is Back for 2009!
      NYC Odor Alert!
      The 10 Greediest People of 2008
      Hand Wound Monday: Thumb Blister
      Weekly Review January 6, 2009 Harper’s Magazine
      Dossier Gives Details of Mumbai Attacks
      Evidence Showing That The USA Is Becoming A Police State
      Homeland Security forecasts 5-year terror threats
      Chance of rain and biological attacks.
      The orange drinks that have 300 times more pesticide than tap water… sold by Coca-Cola
      Saving a Squirrel by Eating One
      Atheists Send a Message, on 800 British Buses
      “There’s probably no God,” the advertisements say. “Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.”
      Purple squirrel baffles experts
      With picture!
      6 Insane Discoveries That Science Can’t Explain
      Peter Lamborn Wilson in NYC
      Obama’s Total Information Awareness
      No campaign in history has ever compiled and stored more information on its supporters than the Obama campaign did. Should we be worried about this now that they won?
      McDonald’s admits 1,000 people paid to join queue for Quarter Pounder debut
      False demand
      FBI taps cell phone mic as eavesdropping tool
      The ultimate moustache
      Stay High 149 Interview
      OG Graffiti Master!
      Official Traumatizer :: Tom Burman
      Gavin calls bullshit on the green movement
      Armored truck robber uses Craigslist to make getaway
      a brazen crook apparently used a Craigslist ad to hire a dozen unsuspecting decoys to help him make his getaway following a robbery.
      Michele Allen, 32, will spend the next month in jail after admitting to a wild drunken weekend dressed in this silly cow outfit
      The original economic speculation bubble
      Fooled by Ponzi (and Madoff) How Bernard Madoff Made Off with My Money
      Writer of book ‘Annals of Gullibility’ suckered, too.
      Smells like South Jersey
      Katrina’s Hidden Race War
      Facing an influx of refugees, the residents of Algiers Point could have pulled together food, water and medical supplies for the flood victims. Instead, a group of white residents, convinced that crime would arrive with the human exodus, sought to seal off the area, blocking the roads in and out of the neighborhood by dragging lumber and downed trees into the streets.
      Teen Speed Camera Revenge
      Students duplicate the license plates by printing plate numbers on glossy photo paper, using fonts from certain websites that “mimic” those on Maryland license plates. They tape the duplicate plate over the existing plate on the back of their car and purposefully speed through a speed camera, the parent said. The victim then receives a citation in the mail days later.
      Rap music originated in medieval Scottish pubs, claims American professor
      Saddam Hussein house of horrors museum opened
      Premarital Abstinence Pledges Ineffective, Study Finds
      Teenagers Who Make Such Promises Are Just as Likely to Have Sex, and Less Likely to Use Protection, the Data Indicates.
      The-Oner – Big Ass Marker
      I wanna sniff it!
      Who are Somalia’s pirates?
      Will Elder – b. 1921 – His Mad World – The Lives They Lived
      His influence on me cannot be overstated.
      Harper’s Magazine Yearly Review
      How to Remove a Security Tag (narrated)
      Thanks ESPO
      Crash Crew – We Are Known As Emcees
      “Recession era beats. There’s so much good shit in this video, it’s an overload.” – Steve Powers
      Cutis Verticis Gyrata
      Permanent Cornrows
      Camera Zapper
      Using Lasers to Temporarily Neutralize Camera Sensors
      36MMM breasts scoop world record
      The Life of American Vagabonds
      Timothy Leary Archive: Videos
      A Lovely Sorta Death
      How to pee when you live in a van.
      Old lady Squirts Diarrhea in Supermarket Aisle
      Yay, internets!
      Strangest Invertebrate Ever
      Deer Shot While Mating
      Coitus Interruptus
      Eagle Mountain Goat Hunting
      Thanks Krissy
      Visible Time
      Saved By The Bell Caffeine Pill Freakout!
      Slacker – The Film
      YouTube is puttin’ up full films now, check out Drugstore Cowboy on there, too.
      Japan holds diaper fashion show — for adults
      Shitty new fashion
      Decochari customized bikes
      Joseph Szabo Photos of Teenagers
      Thanks Carlen Altman
      Electric stimulus to face
      Dude shocks his face to an electro beat.
      Space Beer
      Japanese brew made with barley grown in the international space station.
      Taiwan’s Hello Kitty-themed hospital
      Do it yourself Clitoridectomy for the faint hearted
      Kids, don’t try this at home!
      Clitoris Erection Animation
      Female Anatomy & Clitoral Circumcision
      Mambo Kurt Destroys a Organ Onstage
      New Hershey Candy Said to Look Like Packets of Crack Cocaine
      How to Cook Crack Cocaine
      How to Make Crack
      WTF Smoker
      GANGBUSTER Superhero who fights gangs!
      Stop crime, help youths, and inspire the children with Gangbuster comic books.
      The Jheri Curl All-Stars
      Tribute to the Early West Coast Rap Scene Flyers & DJ Cards
      The internet is over?! NO!
      NJ Supermarket refuses to put ‘Adolf Hitler’ on birthday cake
      Three year old cursed with Fuhrers name by Nazi dad.
      As Economy Dips, Arrests for Shoplifting Soar
      Sugar as addictive as cocaine, heroin, studies suggest
      Pssst, I got the raw right here…
      Can Amphetamines Help Cure Cocaine Addiction?
      Thanks Petey
      Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband’s genitals beaten
      Thanks Billoney
      Beverages for all types of Ladies
      Thanks Attic Jack
      Ted Nugent Shirtless on Mike Douglas
      Bush Shoe-Toss Immortalized in Games, Animations
      Stealing the Bounty Hunter’s Wife
      Thanks Billoney
      Ponzi Scheme
      A Ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation that involves paying abnormally high returns to investors out of the money paid in by subsequent investors, rather than from the profit from any real business.
      Bernard Madoff arrested over alleged $50 billion fraud
      $50 billion “Ponzi scheme”
      Shoes thrown at Bush on Iraq trip
      Black Horror
      Horror x Blaxploitation
      Socket-Deer – Antlers for your Outlet
      Do they have Wonderballbras?
      Ton of Marijuana Seized From Cloned UPS Truck in Arizona
      Bush Condemns Free National Wi-Fi
      YouTube tightens rules on sexually suggestive videos
      Dumb everything down for the kids.
      Scorpions ‘Virgin Killer’ cover censored on Wikipedia.
      New York Marijuana Laws
      Behavioral screening — the future of airport security?
      Woman fears for albino raccoon’s safety
      CBLDF To Serve As Special Consultant In PROTECT Act Manga Case
      Chis Handley faces up to 20 years in prison for being in possession of manga (Japanesese sex comics)
      People gettin’ punched in the face in slow motion
      No butts about it — fecal transplants work for some
      Thanks Carlen Altman, Let’s swap poo!
      Men under threat from ‘gender bending’ chemicals – Telegraph
      Men are at risk of being “feminised”
      Frontline: The Merchants of Cool
      A report on the creators & marketers of popular culture for teenagers
      Nature’s Viagra: Spider Venom Induces Erection
      The largest penis in the world ?
      Who has the biggest and longest penis on earth?
      This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect! – Jonah Falcon
      Drugged! The top 50 trips in movies
      Top 10 Weirdest Experiments Ever
      Oldest Marijuana Stash Found
      2700 year old weed
      Financial Times Editorial Admits Agenda For Dictatorial World Government
      KFC Black Metal Commercial
      Funky Forest, youth classroom
      Fucked Japanese film
      How to paint XXL
      Kraut Fire Extinguisher Spray Paint 101
      Big Liquid Pillow Sex Dance (Part 1)
      “Big Liquid workin every inch of his sexy body by freaking a pillow to trey songz”
      You like skyscrapers, huh bitch?
      Thanks Greg Naw
      The Brooklyn Paper: Camera captures deliveryman’s graffiti attack!
      I’m so Dizzy, my head is spinnin’, like a whirlpool, it never ends.
      All City Crew Over Obey Art Basel Miami 2008
      Haaah…No respect on the streets!
      Crazy Gideon Commercial – They Say I’m Crazy..
      Thanks Carlen Altman
      Rink Rash Skatewear – Bruise Contest!
      Black ‘N Blues
      Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer
      Mmmm…you wanna lick the bowl?
      The 10 most ridiculous Black Metal videos
      Superwoman Does Blowjob
      NSFW, obvs.
      Snoop Dogg makes Mashed Potatoes w. Martha Stewart
      Nun In Gasmask World
      Kris Kuksi
      Wild intricate Industrial Insectoid alien sculptures
      tofutti break
      Amazin’ Image Blog
      eboy – baltimore poster
      This shit is like Richard Scary x Where’s Waldo x Sim City
      Steampunk Art Update
      Lower East Side Gallery Rivington Arms to close in January
      Hasan Cihat Örter vs. Asım Can Gündüz
      Turkish Heavy Metal Guitar Battle!
      Neckface Tags The Veil Nebula
      Girls in Madonna masks rob bank
      from Les braqueuses
      Weekly Review 12.9.08 Harper’s Magazine
      Obama Photoshopped
      Changed pictures we can believe in.
      Saddam Airguitar!
      I’m Black Y’all! I’m Black Y’all!
      Thanks Attic Jack aka DJ Haku
      Beatles Butcher Cover Photo Album
      Outtakes from the Butcher Baby sessions.
      Reverse Speech – Voices From The Unconscious
      Traci Lords – Crime Library
      The Dogs РYou Mama´s On Crack Rock
      Thanks Googs
      Norwegian Black Metal: Images of Satan
      Photographs by Peter Beste
      The Wal-mart stampede, caught on camera
      Consumerism reaches a new low. Thanks Billoney!
      Organic Architecture: 12 Beautifully Curved Buildings
      We need more buildin’s like these, instead of the ugly bullshit they’re polluting our vision with in NYC!
      DJ Red Alert Goes Bazerk mp3
      Late-ish 80’s Old School Hip-Hop from Kool Red NYC Styles from KISS FM
      Look! 70’s Rock Musicians and Their Parent’s Homes
      LIFE magazine photos of rockers ‘n their ‘rents cribs.
      Taliban raked in $470M US from opium trade in 2008: UN report
      Mexico’s Hidden Museum of Drugs
      Museo de los Enervantes
      Facebook a CIA Front?
      Data minin’ feds.
      €500,000 scam of a Spanish Robin Hood
      “He said he had given it all away to social activists or spent it on the newspaper. He is refusing to pay the money back and daring the banks to get him sent to jail.”
      Controversies about the word “niggardly”
      The Story of Stuff
      “The Story of Stuff is a 20-minute, fast-paced, fact-filled look at the underside of our production and consumption patterns. The Story of Stuff exposes the connections between a huge number of environmental and social issues, and calls us together to create a more sustainable and just world.”
      John Pound Art
      Dude who did a lot of the Garbage Pail Kids art ‘n later Wacky Packages.
      Florida Teen Commits Suicide Before Live Webcam Audience
      I can’t beat that blog.
      Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization | Adbusters Culturejammer Headquarters
      Kool Guys.
      Misfats – The fattest Misfits tribute band ever!
      I’m tired of female and midget tribute bands. Fat versions are the new shit!
      Sept. 11 Version of ‘Space Invaders’ Draws Fire at Video-Game Convention
      Al Queda Invaders
      Rise and fall of the Googled swastika – Los Angeles Times
      ‚òùÂçê Âçç‚òü
      Âçê Âçç
      Tapir cunnilingus
      NSFW Not Safe For Human Consumption!
      Just because yer suckin’ yer own dick doesn’t mean yer not gay!
      DIY Freeze Pop Machine
      “what a money saver!” I dunno, at 32.98 + shipping…aren’t Flav-or-Ice’s like the cheapest shit at the Bodega?!
      Porn Bloopers and Funny Adult Porn Gif’s
      Gotta Luv Pr0n Gifs!
      Sperm Lamp called the Alien
      I need some of these.
      Thanks Heather Allthetime.
      Five Rodium Swap Meet Mix Tapes by Dr Dre (MP3s)
      10 x Dr Dre ROADIUM Swap Meet Mix-Tapes from the 80’s
      ‘I’m not a Nazi’ Swastika Gallery
      Behind the crooked cross
      Parents’ fury at ‘Down’s Syndrome dolls’ designed to help children deal with disability
      The protruding tongue, almond-shaped eyes, flattened nose and low ears all make it very different to most shop-bought toys.
      Fascist Femmes
      Nazi girls
      Awesome Flash Animation
      Girls scroll by and you make ’em naked!
      Willard Wigan :: Micro Sculptor
      Amazing sculptures that fit on the head of a pin
      How they make coffee art
      Special printer creates images in latte foam with air jets.
      7 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be a Male Porn Star
      2nd egg emerges from giant chicken egg found at Shiga high school
      eBoy NYC
      Cassette Tape Closet
      A closet built with 918 cassette tapes that are individually screwed onto a wooden frame
      The Gargoyles of New York
      Scary shit you see in NYC if you actually open yer eyes and look upward.
      Semen – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
      The Most Expensive Accidents in the History of the World
      Does electin’ George Bush Jr. for two terms count?
      Phil Spector rants about his relationship with The Beatles ahead of his murder retrial
      He shoulda pulled a pistol on Macca!
      Album Covers Map
      Atlas of locations for iconic album covers.
      Label of love: SST
      Greg Ginn lives with 85 rescued cats in Texas now.
      Tawdry Teacher Tantalizes Teens
      The video!
      Parents want a teacher to be sacked after she stripped for 15-year-old students
      Teachers gone wild!
      The first Boys from Brazil: Nazi graveyard discovered deep in the Amazon rainforest
      Where’s the Nazi gold? …and the lil’ Hitler clones.
      Drugs Found in Hair of Ancient Andean Mummies
      They found a skull with a Beatles wig, shoulda figured as much
      The living-dead buses in the Bronx
      Bus graveyard where they get stripped before becomin’ artificial reefs.
      In Soviet Russia, Lake Contaminates You
      The story of the secret Russian city Chelyabinsk-40 and the radioactive mess that the cold war created.
      Haaaaah, have a heart attack, bitches!
      How To Make Cocaine
      Even the pure is stepped on.
      La Pequeña Sarah Palin
      Someone give this lil’ creature a TV show already!
      Advanced Masturbation Techniques
      You got a small wee-wee!
      Employee taints police chief’s food
      “…He spat on the buns and rubbed the buns “on his buns.”
      Woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin
      A 27-year-old woman accused of shoplifting cologne and trying to touch an officer with a “well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin”
      Newburgh firefighter performs delicate operation to save man’s penis
      “Authorities said the pipe was apparently an erotic aid, but did not elaborate.”
      Al-Qaida-linked Web site backs McCain as president
      Are his neck eggs Muslim?
      Gerard Damiano, 80, Dies; Directed ‘Deep Throat’
      Vice Magazine: VICE PICS – HAPPY HALLO-WEEK-N
      Halloween Rave! W00t!
      How to Poke Yourself on Facebook
      How to Quit Facebook
      “At first you’re confirming a new friend, and next thing you know, you’ve spent an hour looking at all the new people you’re connected to. Recording your Facebook activities can help you realize how much time you actually spend getting nothing constructive done”
      Emile Berliner and the Birth of the Recording Industry
      Inventor of the flat record ‘n Gramophone
      John Lydon on the Tom Snyder Show 1980
      Public Image Limited
      John Rotten Butter Commercial
      “Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”
      Beyonce Falls Off Stage In Orlando
      She gets dizzy swangin’ that horse tail weave.
      ‘Dolemite’ Star Rudy Ray Moore Dead At 81
      Cannabinoids promote embryonic and adult hippocampus neurogenesis and produce anxiolytic- and antidepressant-like effects
      What he said!
      Web 2.0 style example.png – Encyclopedia Dramatica
      Gamer juggles over 30 Warcraft characters on 11 computers simultaneously
      Come back to Meatspace, loser.
      Stone(d) Age man took drugs
      Scientists have found ceramic bowls, tubes for inhaling drug fumes or powders on a Caribbean island from 100BC and 400BC
      Don’t Bother Lookin’ For’em: Great Since-Closed NYC Record Shops
      Oh, the memories!
      Always the bridesmaid: Jason Everman
      My Roommate from ’91
      Dream Deceivers – The Story of James Vance & Judas Priest
      Do It! Do It! Yer face looks like a pile of cold cuts, dude!
      Passive-Aggressive Notes
      Seething anger bubbles over into everyday notes in the workplace and elsewhere.
      Van Fulla Mexicans
      Must be one of those circus clown vans. Talk about carpoolin’!
      Stop Alien Abductions
      Thought Screen Helmet – Must have accessory for Fall!
      That 69er Show – That 70’s Show S&M Comic
      NSFW!!!! Thanks Billoney.
      Dancing with Nazis
      Is Arnold Schwarzenegger a Nazi? All signs point to ‘YES!’
      Instant Rimshot
      Goes great with the laughin’ audience in my head. Bud-dum-bum!
      Dead Malls
      Suburban Decay
      That Mall’s Sick And That Store’s Dead!
      Sick Malls…Haaaah!
      Malls of America
      Vintage photos of lost Shopping Malls of the ’50s, ’60s & ’70s
      Google’s Mechanical Prude РErosBlog: The Sex Blog
      ‘Google Suggest’ stays in ‘Safe Search’ mode no matter what. Lame!
      Public Disgrace – Women Bound Stripped & Punished In Public!
      Map of the World of Fetish
      Plannin’ my next trip.
      Topps Blockhead Mask
      Find A Grave – Millions of Cemetery Records
      Find A Grave x Google Maps = Roadtrip Fun!
      Sexiest Rock Star Spawn
      A guide to hot-ass rocker offspring
      Q&A: Jeff Krulik, Director of ‘Heavy Metal Parking Lot’
      ‘Punk Sucks, Heavy metal Rules!’
      ERNEST BORGNINE – ‘I masturbate a lot’
      Oh Man!
      I Scissored Sarah Palin
      Stab her with ’em!
      McCain stores a chewed hot dog in his neck pouch for later.
      Move over cancer eggs!
      Obama chows down on a tube steak.
      It’s Weenie War!
      SeMeN SPeRmS Pumpkin Head Vice Cover Art!
      Chase The Faceless Cat Blog
      Looks like a feline version of the aliens in They Live!
      Zombie John McCain for President
      Terrorists Are Watchin’ You
      La Pequeña Hillary Hulk
      The 35 Articles of Impeachment and the Case for Prosecuting George W. Bush by Congressman Dennis Kucinich
      Free PDF Download
      Steal This Film II
      Copyfight the Copywrongs
      The Death of High Fidelity
      In the age of MP3s, sound quality is worse than ever
      ‘Brady Bunch’ star Maureen McCormick admits to swapping sex for cocaine
      Marcia, Marcia, Marcia – naughty, naughty, naughty!
      Barack Obama and Adolf Hitler Faces Combined Together – MorphThing
      Gotta love the Internets!
      Women Death Scene Fantasy
      Stephen King’s Cat’s Eye – General vs Troll
      Troll shotguns Drew Barrymore’s soul.
      Is Nigerian hair really that tough???? – Yahoo! Answers
      Gotta take painkillers to comb it.
      How Poster Boy Turns Subway Ads Into Political Art — New York Magazine
      Subway poster sticker collage / D√©collage is blowin’ up…to be co-opted in about 5 seconds!
      Graffiti ‘crews’ turn violent in L.A
      3 killed in run-ins with Los Angeles graffiti gangs – Baby Preacher
      Possessed for sure…but by what force?! Thanks Amy Verdon
      Pickle Girl
      Pedofiles Delight! Thanks Krissy
      Facebook sex addict slept with 50 men
      Playboy For The Blind
      The centerfold feels like she’s cold.
      Japan’s Booming Sex Niche: Elder Porn – TIME
      Thnx Carlen!
      Cartoon banned by the Mormon church
      Vanna White’s Pants fell down as she slipped out the Window
      Celine Dion & Anastacia – You Shook Me All Night Long (Live Divas Las Vegas 2002)
      “crime against humanity” – ESPO
      Civil servant charged over ‘obscene’ Girls (Scream) Aloud Violent Sex Fantasy Blog Post
      A civil servant has been charged by police for allegedly writing a blog about the kidnap and murder of members of the pop band Girls Aloud.
      Sweet Air
      Where can I find the mashed-up t-shirt of my dreams? | Ask Metafilter
      Semensperms’s Badge – Blingee Competition 1500+ points
      CERN – European Organization for Nuclear Research
      Thai school offers transsexual toilet
      Thnx Carlen
      Papa Smurf bangs his Smurfs
      Semen on Panties – Order a semen, sperm, and saliva detection
      TED Jesus Christ GOD – HOW TO KILL satan; satan’s Demons; Spawns
      Prostate Massage – Milking
      Pizza Bagels
      “I Love I Love Pizza Bagels”
      TUNA NOT FALLEN – sex medicine
      Roof Top Rampage Skateboard Showdown Saturday June 14th
      New York Graffiti Field Identification Guide
      Soooooo LAME!
      US Troops Graffiti Bombing in Iraq
      Gangs Claim Their Turf in Iraq
      The Vice Guide to New York Graffiti
      Gang GRAFFITI in IRAQ
      Munich, Nudist w. Bike Reading
      Faces of Meth
      Thnx ESPO
      Down Syndrome Dolls – Wonderfully Unique Dolls
      Graffiti Travel: Man Arrested after Allegedly Posting Hijinks to YouTube
      Cannabis blunder at Tokyo airport
      An unwitting passenger arriving at Japan’s Narita airport has received 142g of cannabis after a customs test went awry, officials say.
      Artificial Hymen
      Things You Can’t Do Coked Up
      Thnx a-bunny
      10-year-old gives birth in Idaho
      Alleged Jimi Hendrix sex tape to be released
      Keyboards ‘dirtier than a toilet’
      Cops Chase ‘Smiley Face’ Murder Mystery
      Brazil’s navy suspends search for flying priest
      Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
      Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
      Principality of Sealand
      Operation Atlantis and the Radical Libertarian Alliance
      White people
      Caucasian race
      Peoples of the Caucasus
      Montevideo Convention
      Gregor MacGregor – Scottish Con Artist
      Gregor MacGregor (December 24, 1786 – December 3, 1845) was a Scottish soldier, adventurer and colonizer who fought in the South American struggle for independence. Upon his return to England in 1820, he claimed to be cazique of Poyais (also known as Pr
      McDonalds Fight Videos Shocking Videos Extreme Videos
      Teen arrested over video posing senile grandma as gangster
      Sugar Bush Squirrel-The Superstar Squirrel- Supermodel & Military Mascot
      Thnx Carlen Altman
      Shock video of couple forcing 18-month-old baby to smoke marijuana
      Aliza Shvarts’ Insists Miscarriage Art Project Is Real
      Subtle Butt – Disposable Fart Neutralizers
      Marilyn Monroe sex film to be kept private
      A 15-minute film of Marilyn Monroe engaging in oral sex with an unidentified man will be kept from public view by a New York businessman who has bought it for $1.5 million, the broker of the deal said on Monday.
      Administration Set to Use New Spy Program in U.S.
      Domestic Spying…Does Anyone Remember COINTELPRO?!
      The Pauper to Princess Scam
      How to Tie a Noose
      Thudguard: the child and infant safety hat to protect your child
      Why was man in female attire in victim’s closet?
      He was high on methamphetamine, he said, and went to the Beaverton apartment complex on March 3, 2007, because he was invited to have sex by a woman he barely knew. But when he saw the woman sitting on the bed half naked, he realized she was the wrong wom
      Secret Life of a Porn Star – My Sister, the Porn Star
      Feds hand eight-count obscenity charge to Buttman
      Government to Seek Terrorists in World of Warcraft: The Full Proposal
      15 Bucks for Sex Isn’t Normal
      Permissible Assaults Cited in Graphic Detail
      Drugging Detainees Is Among Techniques
      Fla. Teens Believe Drinking Bleach Will Prevent HIV
      gringos irak
      Back 2 Kool
      Claw Money Spring ’08 Collection
      Thnx Matt Goias
      A Hole In The Head, The Motherfuckin’ Head!
      Russian bum fun
      What the Hell Happened to Your Face?
      T.I. Pleads Guilty to Weapons Charges
      1000 Hours Community Service and 12 Months In Prison
      Congress To Consider Legislation To End Minor Pot Arrests
      Anti-Emo Riots Break Out Across Mexico
      Goth killing in England echoes Mexican Emo violence…
      Movimiento Anti Emo sexual Inc®
      Man facing charges for having sex with a table
      Man scammed by Craigslist ad – People Take All His Shit
      Man Nabbed for Pot-Smelling Cash Deposit
      Explosives near Capitol go undetected for weeks
      FBI posts fake hyperlinks to snare child porn suspects
      Can you say “Internet entrapment”?
      Erin Go Crack
      St Paddy’s Day Green Crack!
      “Eaten Alive” Art Show at Headquarters Studios [02.22.08]
      Claw Money x SeMeN SPeRmS
      List of nuclear holocaust fiction
      Threads (1984)
      “Documentary style account of a nuclear holocaust and it’s affect on the working class city of Sheffield, England; and the eventual long run affects of nuclear war on civilization.”
      The Story Of Captain Midnight
      free university lectures – computer science, mathematics, physics, chemistry
      The Bumbot 2000
      Thnx Jordana Swan
      Old Man Kicks Public Pissing Girl
      Priest Shits In A Nuns Mouth
      Gotta Love Those Krauts!
      Captain RUSH – Cartoons!
      Drug dealers pushing ‘brand loyalty’
      How To Scam Del Taco Video
      Stars of YouTube video ‘How to Scam Del Taco’ arrested
      $125,000 bail…WTF?!
      Graves Possibly Found on Manson Ranch
      Death Valley ’69
      Killer robot shoots man dead on driveway
      The Tom Cruise Indoctrination Video Scientologists Don’t Want You To See
      Three Hanged, Burned Dead Dogs and a Pentagram
      MARKit malicious assault/rape evidence kit
      Hitler’s Gold
      Richardson family murders
      12 yr old Goth girl kills parents and 8 yr old brother with 24 yr old boyfriend
      Emily Sander aka Zoey Zane
      Indian woman gives birth to ‘miracle’ child
      What’s Your Favorite Curse Word?
      Top 10 Sex Tips and Tricks
      Prescription drugs found in drinking water across U.S.
      People take pills. Their bodies absorb some of the medication, but the rest of it passes through and is flushed down the toilet. The wastewater is treated before it is discharged into reservoirs, rivers or lakes. Then, some of the water is cleansed again
      Cops snag lotto ticket from accused drug dealer
      Creepy Gnome terrorises town
      Edouard-Henri Avril “Ancient Greek sodomising a goat, plate XVII from ‘De Figuris Veneris’ by F.K. Forberg”
      Historical and cultural perspectives on zoophilia
      WTF Maggie
      Thnx Ryan Kitson
      (((((~WOMEN OF IRAN~)))))) – non nude
      School’s bizarre ploy to beat internet perverts – masking pupils with Acid House smileys | the Daily Mail
      La Pequeña Amy Winehouse
      Italy’s highest court has ruled that a woman wearing jeans cannot be raped.
      Thnx ESPO
      Gray whale flashes phallus
      Affectionately known as “Pink Floyd” among whalewatchers.
      Thnx Haley
      Lion vs Tiger
      Thnx Jedd Lawler
      Hitler Monkey
      Heil Hitler monkey
      Bono – up close and horrible
      Wind during football match in South Africa
      Thnx Bret Pittman
      New ‘Fish Tooth’ Anti-Rape Device Ready For Market
      Amanda Knox – MySpace Rape & Murder
      Pornographic Nightmare Fuel
      fluffy Lychees
      We Are The World ( Japanese Version)
      Thnx Annette
      Landlords Cycling Club
      If OTB Goes, So Would a Relic of a Grittier City
      Pill Identification Wizard
      The latest internet craze… bringing classic album covers to life
      Thnx Crystal Moselle
      Diablo Cody: Nude Stripper / Screenwriter
      Japan TV – Fashion in Japan
      Hot for Teacher: 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders
      Thnx Ryan Kitson
      “Eaten Alive” Art Show at Headquarters Studios
      CRACKHEADS GONE WILD official trailer
      White boy gets scared straight
      Scared Straight – The guy with one eye
      Thnx Badteethcomics
      The Bootleg Back Wall Series
      Pioneering midwife touts ‘orgasmic birth’
      Thnx Ryan Kitson
      Kiss & Tom Snyder High! (Slow-motion)
      Chopped ‘n Screwed
      Roddy Piper bottles himself to prove a point. Nice one.
      Thnx Matt Quigley
      Dentist shortage leads man to superglue own tooth
      The Torture Playlist
      Music has been used in American military prisons and on bases to induce sleep deprivation, “prolong capture shock,” disorient detainees during interrogations‚Äîand also drown out screams. Based on a leaked interrogation log, news reports, and the accounts
      Whistle-blower site taken offline
      CENSORED by Big Business
      Bobaraba – Mix Eloh DJ
      Ivory Coast’s ‘big-bottom’ craze
      “Weekly Review”(Harper’s Magazine)
      Glacier tagger gets frosty treatment
      A German backpacker has been caught spraying graffiti on the rocks and ice face at Franz Josef Glacier.
      School Of Pot Offers “Higher” Education
      Oakland Trade School Prepares People For Jobs In California’s Medical Marijuana Industry
      Now You Can Bring Yer Baby To The Club!
      “It sounds like a clubber’s worst nightmare, but for parents who can’t let go of their dancing days a new breed of disco is emerging – where mums, dads and toddlers come together to boogie.”
      Cliff rave ‘stupid’: police
      Mother Accused In Porn Case Involving Daughter
      “…the girl discovered photos of her face morphed onto naked bodies in sexually explicit positions.”
      Mum’s ‘gang rape’ shown on internet
      Policeman is headbutted by teenager in ‘happy slapping’ video
      Did Adolf Hitler draw Disney characters?
      Pentagon tells Bush: climate change will destroy us
      The document predicts that abrupt climate change could bring the planet to the edge of anarchy as countries develop a nuclear threat to defend and secure dwindling food, water and energy supplies.
      forgotten albums best left forgotten
      Spillway – Random Photos
      Flipside Magazine Issue 1
      31 Wheel Roller Suit
      Thnx Tim Barber
      Vintage Poison 1988 Kramer Flying V Guitar
      Duffed Out Dustward Brochure
      Thnx Tim Artz
      Villain Chair
      Little Trees Car Freshner Infant Car Carrier
      Cindy & Bert – Der Hund Von Baskerville
      Thnx Molly
      Songerize – Listen Now!
      Brought A Knife/Gun To A Knife Fight
      Thnx Billoney
      FIX PUSH
      Thnx Paul T
      Mini-muscleman: Meet the world’s smallest bodybuilder
      Gotta love the hair! Thnx Carlen Altman
      Investigators Think Woman Shot, House Burned Was Not Intended Target
      “They were like ‘oh snap, we got the wrong house'”
      Train roof riders fear deterrent to dye for
      Angry Catholic Priest vs Skateboarders
      Cop vs Skater Brawl
      Dude, Balimore Cop vs. Skateboarder
      Thnx Ryan Kitson
      Furry Rave
      Oran(VA)gina Creepy Furry Commercial
      David Lynch on iPhone
      The octopus who loves his Mr Potato Head
      Mystery image of ‘life on Mars’
      Club Littlegun – Curios and Antique Guns
      The FAIL Blog
      Frito Bandito Fan Club Kit
      200 -a-Gram Tax on New York Cocaine
      Original work by KAWS, NECKFACE, and FAILE
      Working ’96 Dodge 3500 Van included
      Do Ya Think I’m Sexy? – Tiny Tim
      Crazy Frog Bros
      Big mouth (stor mun)
      Drama Prairie Dog (Metal Version)
      Dramatic Look
      TV host pukes on the air…
      Johnny Thunders’ kids
      Tossed salad man
      24 Hours With Steve-O
      Original Anti-Piracy Video – Don’t Copy That Floppy!
      Malibu talks about his injury
      Ghetto Puppets – My Mind Is Playing Tricks On Me!
      Man On Extacy or PCP
      Weird Acid Lady
      Is This Nu Rave?!
      Garbage Pail Kids fight
      Garbage Pail Kids Movie Trailer
      Thrashin’ – Daggers
      “Breakin’ Is A Memory.” Thnx Leo F
      Mac and Me – Full McDonald’s Dance Scene
      Body Popping Face
      Catch of the day: Cocaine
      Thnx Ryan Kitson
      Kung-Fu Porn!
      Thnx Billoney
      Clarity Sought on Electronics Searches
      Briton jailed for four years in Dubai after customs find cannabis weighing less than a grain of sugar under his shoe
      How to spot a Banksy
      Drug Traffic Beneath the Waves – Drug Smuggling Submarines
      Thnx Ramone
      An illustrated guide to the myth of the vagina dentata
      Thnx Kenny
      Cocksucker Blues – 1972 Tour Drug Fallout
      Thnk Paul Hanly
      Shake That Deer!
      Thnx Ryan Kitson
      Modern Plastic Surgery – Ear Pointing
      Haunted Portraits
      Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1975)
      Thnx Billoney
      Weird Wheels
      Tom & Jerry – His Mouse Friday
      Basil Wolverton On Cartoon Sounds Part Two
      Mmmm…What’s Cookin’?!
      Heavy Metal Costumes
      Dude, Like, Death To Poseurs and Stuff.
      NFL Pulls Plug On Big-Screen Church Parties For Super Bowl
      Death of the father: British scientists discover how to turn women’s bone marrow into sperm
      I Love Blow – Energy Drink Mix
      Student eats key ‘so he can keep partying’
      Cheeseburger In The Can!
      Fundies – Underwear for two
      The Two Person T-Shirt
      Strawberry Flavored Cheetos Seduce Sweet-Loving Snackers
      Jewda Maccabi – Israelites
      Thnx Bach Radoncic
      Partnership for a Drug-Free America | “Cocoon”
      Thnx Patrick Morales
      Freaky anti-drug commercial
      Thnx Robby K
      KnickerPicker – online dressing room
      Thnx DC
      Mississippi Legislature Introduces Bill that Would Ban Restaurants from Serving the Obese
      “Weekly Review” Harper’s Magazine
      Indian Rollerskater Boy
      Thnx Guido!
      Slices of Life: ‘Body Worlds’ Entrepreneur to Sell Corpse Cross-Sections
      Wooly Willy Uncut
      Eyeballs Still Rockin’ Flikr
      Lollipop painkiller alert
      Lakai Fully Flared Intro
      Thnx Bach Radoncic
      The Daiquiri Whacker Gas Powered Portable Blender
      Thnx Chris Black
      Shakira Featuring Danzig “Hips Don’t Lie”
      Thnx Annette Bunny
      Loony Tunes for Kooky Times (MP3s)
      The C.I.A., 1986 – NWA in High School
      How To Irrigate Your Nasal Passages
      Neti pot
      Thnx Bobby Wham
      Hawaii Chair Infomercial
      Thnx Annette Bunny
      “Weekly Review” Harper’s Magazine
      Pia Zadora’s Anne Frank Performance
      Legal myths: Hardly the whole truth
      Kicks of the Week!
      A Closer Look at Cheeseburger Cake Art
      The Human Caterpillar
      Thnx Maryam Modarressi
      10 Creepiest Old Ads
      Thnx Tim Barber
      Concentration of Mice & Rats in NYC 1999
      Thnx Billoney
      BUSTED: The Citizen’s Guide to Surviving Police Encounters
      Thnx Robby K
      Thnx ESPO
      Ol Dirty Bastard – Dirty Minded *Documentary pt 1 of 4*
      Fort Worth jumps onto “Pull ‘Em Up,” anti-pant-sagging bandwagon
      Thnx Max
      The “Pull ‘Em Up” Campaign
      The Fort Worth City Council wants to send a message to young people who wear baggy pants: Pull ’em up!
      New Jersey Freakshows – Guidos With Painted Orange Faces
      Thnx Truett Dietz
      Nudist Super Heroes
      The Sex Machines Museum in Prague
      Power Enforcers: Anti-Riot Police Vehicles
      ‘Hitler’ Hotel Causes Stir In Serbia
      Straight Outta Rhineland-Palatinate: German Hip Hop Gets Real as Rapper Shot in Berlin – International – SPIEGEL ONLINE – News
      Man Sentenced For Attacking Child With Hot Pocket Sandwich
      Shawn Kerri, automotive and punk rock cartoonist
      The Fiberglass Mascots Photography Pool
      Can T-Pain sing live without that voice thing?
      Thnx Robby K
      The Dustward @Hamburger Eyes
      What We Can Learn from Heath Ledger’s Death: Don’t Mix Downs!!!
      Alf Star In Crack Den/Homosexual Scandal
      Whitney Houston Smokes Crack
      Intervention – Full Episodes Online
      Smoking Crack in Hell’s Kitchen
      DMX In the Studio Cracked Out!
      Amy Winehouse smoking CRACK
      Hundreds of erotic weight gain stories
      Fake FedEx Trucks; When the Drugs Absolutely Have to Get There
      The Statue Of Liberty Ruined – Post-Apocalyptic Sci-Fi Archetype
      Star Wars Pr0n Cartoons
      Sarah Silverman’s Jew Ass
      The Quran on Semen Production
      Aussie Party Boy Corey
      Thnx Ben Pier
      VirtuaGirlHD – Strippers On Yer Desktop
      Thnx Robby K
      Who Can Stay Naked The Longest
      Thnx Pia
      Prosthetic limbs for coke smuggling
      Thnx Teddy
      Night at the Starbury
      Thnx Fonzske
      Militia – AUSTIN, Texas – Metal / Thrash
      Thnx ESPO
      Rat Downblouse
      Rat Attack
      Why You Have Rats Around
      Parted-at-birth twins ‘married’
      Thnx Kathy Grayson
      Ghost Ridin’ Grandma
      FAKE boner
      A guy has a boner and we freaked out!
      Obvious boner guy
      Turn the sound off…
      guy gets a boner in public
      I’ve got a boner
      The Kunegunda Shaft Bottom in Wieliczka salt mine.
      Boner, find your smokin’ match!
      Thnx Annette Bunny
      Amputee Ineligible for Olympic Events
      Thnx Carlen Altman
      R.I.P. Maila Nurmi aka Vampira
      THE HUNGER Music Video
      Thnx Mike Hall
      St Ides Wu Tang Clan Commercial
      Thnx Robby K
      Oral Histories From Sept. 11 Compiled by the New York Fire Department
      Thnx Tim Barber
      Shia LaBeouf in “No No No NOo” video
      Autopsy Of a Woman (Extremely Graphic)!!!
      The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters clip 6
      Thnx ESPO
      Tyra Banks helps women learn about the vagina
      Moving fingers in the vagina
      Snappy Dance Theater’s Vagina (The Dance!)
      Alexyss K. Tylor Vagina Power
      Thnx WorstWurst81


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      SeMeN SPeRmS Links o’ Death Archive 2

      Inside the Army‚ Far-Out Acid Tests
      “Ketchum estimated that the barrel contained at thirty to forty pounds of the drug, a few hundred million doses and with a street value of something like a billion dollars. The sort of amount the CIA had been after.”
      LEAP – Law Enforcement Against Prohibition – Cops Say Legalize Drugs
      Earth’s Brain, Akashic Records and Paranormal Imprints
      “All recent computer-simulations of the early universe have one prediction in common: the first large-scale structures to form in the young universe are long filaments connected at their ends in ‘nodes’. The models typically look like a three-dimensional spider’s web, and resemble the neural structure of a brain.”
      Art Basel Miami 2009 | Aurel Schmidt Video
      My pal Crystal Moselle directed this.
      25 Things You Might Not Know About Water
      Worldwide, big investors like T. Boone Pickens are buying up water rights like they have bought up oil. Some have predicted that the next wars will be over water.
      U.S. Tap Water Quality Database
      Sewers at Capacity, Pollution Spills Into Waterways
      Our tap water is fulla SHIT!
      Health Risks of Reading on Toilet
      Does reading on the crapper contribute to hemorrhoid growth?
      Britain is ‘designer drugs’ capital of Europe, says EU agency
      Paul Griffiths, of the European drugs agency, said that Spice contained a new compound, JWH-018, which was the first synthetic cannabinoid – the active ingredient in marijuana – and which was very potent even at low doses. In the face of the growing crackdown on Spice, research chemists have already developed a range of nine other cannabis-like drugs that would not be covered by the ban.
      The Unravelling of the Real 3D Mandelbrot Fractal
      How to Insert a Tampon
      Amazing Trick With Mouth
      Johnny Rotten on Juke Box Jury BBC 70’s
      Ice Cube – No Vaseline (N.W.A Diss)
      La Lenguota
      Magnetic food: Metal Bits in YOUR Cereal! Yummy!
      GA jail goes pink
      The Sheriff is painting the entire jail bright pink.
      Pure Pepto Bismol Pink will cover every wall inside the jail.
      “We are also going to have pink shower shoes, pink wash clothes, pink towels, pink sheets and pink blankets,”
      When the CIA tried its hand at magic
      If Marijuana Production Were Legal: Projected Tax Revenues, by State
      ‘Twilight’ Connection in Big Heroin Bust
      Here’s the kind of “Twilight” merchandise you really don’t want your kids getting their hands on — baggies of heroin with a cartoon of Rob Pattinson’s face printed on them.
      Adam Lambert – Iron Maiden Eddie Swastika Denim Jacket
      Heavy Metal Nazi Jew Fag Amerikkkan Idol
      Doctors recommend medical marjiuana for minors with ADHD in California
      Bringing Down the Curtain on New York’s Roll-Down Gates
      New York City’s storefront gates, like its fire escapes and stoops, are there but not quite there: the unnoticed wallpaper of New York at night. They have been battered by vandals and defaced by graffiti taggers. They have secured diamonds, handmade tortellini and other valuable commodities. They have provided the clattering soundtrack of dawn and dusk, the steel canvas of struggling artists, the most compelling evidence that the city does, indeed, sleep.
      And now, on orders of the City Council, roll-down gates have joined the ranks of fatty foods and cigarette smoke: they have been legislated against, some right into extinction.
      Pill Reports – Obama Ecstasy Test Results
      Obama LSD Blotter!
      Abundant Waste: The Gleaner’s Role & Tips for Dumpster Diving
      Obama Ecstasy pills hit the streets
      8 Million Reasons for Real Surveillance Oversight
      Sprint Nextel provided law enforcement agencies with its customers’ (GPS) location information over 8 million times between September 2008 and October 2009. This massive disclosure of sensitive customer information was made possible due to the roll-out by Sprint of a new, special web portal for law enforcement officers.The evidence documenting this surveillance program comes in the form of an audio recording of Sprint’s Manager of Electronic Surveillance, who described it during a panel discussion at a wiretapping and interception industry conference, held in Washington DC in October of 2009.

      It is unclear if Federal law enforcement agencies’ extensive collection of geolocation data should have been disclosed to Congress pursuant to a 1999 law that requires the publication of certain surveillance statistics — since the Department of Justice simply ignores the law, and has not provided the legally mandated reports to Congress since 2004.

      Wearing The Hair Of The Dog. Portraits Of People In Clothes Made From Their Pets’ Fur.
      Nothing Says I Love You Like Dead Tree Rat
      A pair of genuine taxidermy squirrel feet earrings
      Fixed – Fawn – Steampunk Taxidermy
      LOVED TO DEATH Taxidermy Jewelry Genuine Bird Head by lovedtodeath
      Syd Barrett’s Shed on eBay
      This shed is from the garden of the house Syd Barrett spent the last 30-odd years of his life living in. It has been painted oxblood and cream inside by Syd and contains furniture he built and painted himself; a press with two opening doors, a hose reel, a shelf and several other adaptations, the most curious of which is a device for retrieving his house keys even when he had also misplaced the key of the shed. The door of the shed seems also to have been made or at least fitted by Syd, and it is painted green with the hinges picked out in a chalk blue colour (a style favoured by Syd). Some planks have been replaced with fence shiplap at the far end.
      The Sinners of Hell aka Jigoku 1960 horror movie
      1960 Japan The story tells of a young theology student who flees a hit-and-run accident, he is plagued by both his own guilt-ridden conscience and a mysterious, diabolical doppelg√§nger represented by Tamura, who appears to know everyone’s darkest secrets.Eventually more deaths seem to occur around him, including his own which sends him plummeting into Hell.

      Marilyn Monroe Smokes Pot THE VIDEO!
      Yahoo, Verizon: Our Spy Capabilities Would ‘Shock’, ‘Confuse’ Consumers
      Want to know how much phone companies and internet service providers charge to funnel your private communications or records to U.S. law enforcement and spy agencies?That’s the question muckraker and Indiana University graduate student Christopher Soghoian asked all agencies within the Department of Justice, under a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request filed a few months ago. But before the agencies could provide the data, Verizon and Yahoo intervened and filed an objection on grounds that, among other things, they would be ridiculed and publicly shamed were their surveillance price sheets made public.

      I Gotta Go!
      Potty Trainin’ was never this FUN!
      How you are goin’ to die.
      “While you may be worried of catching of an obscure disease you heard about on the news, the truth is that we are far more likely to die of a small range of illnesses…”
      Is long-term solitary confinement torture?
      The United States holds tens of thousands of inmates in long-term solitary confinement. Is this torture?
      Mickey Rourke Raps Over Game’s Closing Credits – Rogue warrior
      UK jails schizophrenic for refusal to decrypt files
      Terror squad arrest over model rocket
      Blackout Crew – Dialled
      Put a Donk on yer ringtone!
      Blackout Crew – Rumper Pumper
      Oh my…. the Blackout Crew are back, with a special guest appearance from Willy Donka…
      Bizzy Bone Gets $35k of Bling Jacked – Robber Gets 12 Years In Prison
      A Look At Hip Hop’s Most Outstanding Tattoo’s
      The Cyberwar Plan
      It’s not just a defensive game; cyber-security includes attack plans too, and the U.S. has already used some of them successfully.
      Generation XXX: The Taste Below the Waist
      Economy Is Forcing Young Adults Back Home in Big Numbers, Survey Finds
      For more young adults, there is no place like home for the holidays, and for the rest of the year, too. Ten percent of adults younger than 35 told the Pew Research Center that they had moved back in with their parents because of the recession.
      Scaredy-cat tigers
      Zoo-keepers in China say their tigers have grown so tame that they’re frightened of the chickens they’re supposed to eat.
      Christians in Jerusalem want Jews to stop spitting on them
      Hipster Grifter Freed — Now What?
      The Defecator: ‘Shitty’ Street Art
      Big Hot Dog is a 7 Lbs. Weiner
      What Do Levi Johnston, Evangelicals and Oprah Have in Common? They All Blind Us to What Really Matters
      Celebrity worship has banished the real from public discourse.
      Burn, Santa, Burn!!
      The Feds Are Addicted to Pot — Even If You Aren’t
      e government keeps pushing the BS that pot is addictive and has serious health consequences. And no wonder — lying about pot is a lucrative business.
      2 busted for threatening YouTube rap
      Investigators said the rap video featuring Mathew Rufino, 24, of New Bedford and Jason Foley, 28, of nearby Fairhaven would have been protected free speech if it had simply been aimed at police, The Boston Globe said. But throwing in specific names along with footage of a gun and noises of a firearm discharging elevated it to a potential crime.
      Blind man fitted with ‘bionic’ eye sees for first time in 30 years
      2009 Cannabis Cup Winners
      Cannabis Cup
      1. Super Lemon Haze – Green House
      2. Vanilla Kush – Barney’s
      3. Headband Kush – Green Place
      Indica Cup
      1. Starbud – Hortilab Seed Company
      2. OG18 – Reserva Privada
      3. Kush D – Allstar Genetics

      Sativa Cup
      1. Saris Hilton – Harvestman Seed Company
      2. Super Lemon Haze – Green House Seed Co.
      3. The Purps – BC Bud Depot

      A LEGAL drug known as ‘meow meow’ led one lad to rip off his own SCROTUM, police said today.
      My tattoos are breast
      A BOOB crazy man loves nipples so much that he has had them tattooed on his BUM.
      Goth robber jailed for bizarre Eastbourne bank job
      Frater Osiris Xnoubis was dressed from head to foot in black leather when he carried out the bizarre robbery.
      The 50 most interesting articles on Wikipedia
      Are You Brave Enough to Say No to a High-Stress Holiday?
      The problem with Christmas is that no one much likes it anymore.
      Ice T’s Wife Coco POV
      Epic billboard fail
      Beyonce Stage Dives/Crowd Surfs at London Concert
      Woah, Sasha Fierce! Stage divin’ now officially mainstream, as if that car commercial, where the car crowd surfs, didn’t kill it.
      Bang Your Head or I’ll Rip It Off!: Heavy Metal Gangs of Wadeye
      I felt acid melting my face away and wanted to die. Now I’ll show the world this evil rapist didn’t win | Acid attack victim Katie Piper
      Thanks Billoney
      Timelapse of swarming monster worms and sea stars eatin’ a baby seal
      Man acquitted of spitting on police burger
      Egads! Confidential 9/11 Pager Messages Disclosed
      Binaural beats
      Binaural beats or binaural tones are auditory processing artifacts, or apparent sounds, the perception of which arises in the brain independent of physical stimuli. This effect was discovered in 1839 by Heinrich Wilhelm Dove.
      End ‘medical’ sham and just legalize marijuana
      The Case Against DMT Elves : James Kent
      Tryptamine Hallucinogens and Consciousness by Terence McKenna
      The Search for the Killer Painkiller
      Herd behavior
      Muni rider: Tooth bandit followed her off bus
      The next thing Aronson recalls is being on her knees outside the bus, bleeding profusely from her torn lip – with her two upper front teeth missing.
      Police: Vermont man stole bus, posted video of it
      “It’s not every day that someone documents their crime and posts it on YouTube,” said prosecutor Todd Shove.
      Dude Drives $1.6 Million Bugatti Veyron Sports Cars Into Salt Water Marsh
      Lion opens family’s car door with his teeth
      In the comfort and security of their car, a family thought there was nothing to worry about as they drove through a South African safari park – until a lion calmly opened their back door with his teeth.
      Ohio 8th-grader suspended for wild Bengals haircut
      CA man allegedly paid teens to spit in his face
      A 39-year-old Southern California man has been arrested for misdemeanor child annoyance after allegedly paying a teenager $31 to spit in his face.
      Assembling a hydro hut, buying a gun safe, cleaning up after neighborhood dogs—the ABC’s of opening a pot franchise
      Statewide survey shows “ball tapping” problem widespread
      “Ball tapping” is the act of intentionally hitting or kicking a male in the genitals.
      Cooking Eggs or Popcorn with Cell Phones
      Pop Corn With Your Cell Phone — Hoax or Real?
      Can you use cell phones to make popcorn? Sure — if you believe the three vids below.
      Med Grow Cannabis College
      Detroit’s Med Grow Cannabis College offers course in growing marijuana
      Interview with Dr. Alexander Shulgin
      Dr. Alexander Shulgin is a noted chemist who has been studying the chemistry and effects of the psychedelics for over 30 years. He is probably most widely known for his book ‘PiHKAL: A Chemical Love Story’ (Phenethylamines I Have Known and Loved). He is also the discoverer of DOM (at one time known as “STP”), MMDA (not MDMA) and many other psychedelics, and was indirectly responsible for the introduction of MDMA to psychotherapy in the late ’70s.
      PiHKAL Phenethylamines I Have Known And Loved: A Chemical Love Story By Alexander and Ann Shulgin
      Dr. Ecstasy
      ”At the beginning of the 20th century, there were only two psychedelic compounds known to Western science: cannabis and mescaline. A little over 50 years later — with LSD, psilocybin, psilocin, TMA, several compounds based on DMT and various other isomers — the number was up to almost 20. By 2000, there were well over 200. So you see, the growth is exponential.” When I asked him whether that meant that by 2050 we’ll be up to 2,000, he smiled and said, ”The way it’s building up now, we may have well over that number.”
      Simon Reynolds’s Notes on the noughties: When will hip-hop hurry up and die?
      Cocaine Blues
      Gucci Mane Sentenced To 12 Months In Jail
      A. Rappers Are Stupid
      B. The Man Be Haters
      C. All Of The Above
      Rapper Sentenced To Two Years For Song About Killing Cops
      Johnson put it up on his MySpace page, and authorities stumbled across it while looking for gang-related activity on MySpace. The song was never played on the radio.
      Look At This Fucking Juggalo
      Clown Make Up & Rape. Thanks Patrick Nybakken
      Fleet’s Appreciation – Black people can be emo, too!
      “Despite the fact that I’m a cool as nigga there is a darkside. If you watch my twisted videos you will see that darkside; I’m an angry bitter lil piece of shit and I know it. Porn and Hate are the only things that make me happy. Fuck my piece of shit life. And if you ingorant motha fuckas don’t like me kiss my ass. If you post up some disrespectful shit about me your bitch ass will be blocked. I’m not goin to prison cuz of sum youtube war so don’t look for me to argue with you. I MOTHA FUCKIN HATE MY FUCKIN LIFE.” Thanks 247jerkoff
      Cannibal Corpse – Corpsegrinder talks bout World of Warcraft
      Sorry I Missed Your Party
      Pictures of other people’s parties from Flickr.
      The Economics of Pinball
      Life is Good – Stellar Kart Official Video
      Can I get a Emo Christian Sidehug?
      BrokeNCYDE’s Crunk Kids Photo Album
      Make me Emo: Zac Efron
      BrokeNCYDE – bree bree
      First-ever marriage between man and videogame character in Japan: Nintendo DS “Love Plus”
      Japan is so progressive, and to think, over here in the US people bitch about gays gettin’ hitched!
      $3 Million Coke bust at Brooklyn hipster drug den
      “The suspects also gave Weinstein a weird vibe when they moved in sometime last year. He said that they didn‚Äôt fit the usual block demographic of young, affluent artists who used to dwell in the building. ‚ÄúThey looked like rock world hipsters, but older,‚Äù Weinstein recalled.
      7th Grader Suspended For Wearing Skinny Jeans
      ‘When he sat down, Seth’s pants were disrupting.’
      PornFail – NSFW Jerks!
      Greetings From Guantanamo Bay
      I Have a Bad Case of Diarrhea
      Why Must I Cry?
      This music video is about a man whom befriended a fatherless ghetto boy. The boy stole from him time and time again. This video also speaks of a man who fathered twins with a woman he felt no love for. This song is highly emotional and it’s not about how well the singer is it’s about expression of hard times.
      Natalia Eats A Banana
      Eames-Inspired Prosthetic Leg
      Death by Wifi? Wireless Medication Implant Could Get Hacked
      Epson’s tiny GPS receiver will make everything location aware
      Between this, Google Latitude, and the ever expanding lineup of Skyhook positioning devices, you can kiss your location anonymity goodbye.
      Pepsi Logo Design Brief: Branding Lunacy to the Max
      Pancock – NSFW
      Beyonce Panty Upskirt
      Courtney Love Topless
      Desire Drug May Prove Sex Really Is All in Her Head
      Boehringer Ingelheim GmbH is banking on sex really being all in women’s heads. The German drugmaker is putting the finishing touches on a pill designed to reawaken desire by blunting female inhibitions. Unlike Viagra, which targets the mechanics of sex by boosting blood flow to the penis, this drug works on the brain.
      When Sex Hurts, and No One Can Tell You Why: The Mysterious Condition Called Vulvodynia
      Loosely defined as chronic vulvar pain, vulvodynia is characterized by burning, stinging pain in the vuvla, sometimes called the “lips” that surround the opening to the vagina. Vulvodynia is often mistaken for yeast or bacterial infections or as a sexually transmitted infection or disease.
      Rabbi ‘offered cocaine for sex’
      During his final police interview, Chalomish told officers he bought large quantities of cocaine for himself and often used it when he could not sleep, the jury heard. Mr Goldwater said the prosecution did not exclude the possibility that there might be some truth in what Mr Abbas told the police. “That some of the drugs were given to young women who came to the flat and that one or more of those young women may have provided sexual services,” he added.
      ‘Our unborn baby looks like Michael Jackson!’
      Looks more like the Crimson Ghost
      Verona NJ teen sentenced to year in prison for online attack of Scientology
      The War on Soy: Why the ‘Miracle Food’ May Be a Health Risk and Environmental Nightmare
      Word “Canadian” So “Reviled in Some Places” that Visiting Canucks Say They’re Americans
      Cigarettes harbor many pathogenic bacteria
      Cigarettes are “widely contaminated” with bacteria, including some known to cause disease in people, concludes a new international study conducted by a University of Maryland environmental health researcher and microbial ecologists at the Ecole Centrale de Lyon in France.
      GLOW Show 100 Opening Rap – Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling
      Thanks Ashirm Zorabbim
      The Baloney Detection Kit
      inedia – breatharianism
      Inedia is the alleged ability to live without food. Some inediates become breatharians, like the stigmatic Therese Neumann (1898-1962) of Bavaria, who said “one can live on the Holy Breath alone.” She claims to have done this from 1926-1962, during which time she says she only consumed her daily serving of transubstantiated bread.
      What’s the harm in astrology?
      Mind Control: America’s Secret War
      10 Famous Men With Only One Ball
      Succu Dry Vampire Fleshlight
      Woman blasts off boyfriend’s penis with firecrackers
      Stone Forest
      Hamburger Dress
      Needs my ‘special sauce’.
      15 Signs American Society Is Coming Apart at the Seams
      Sky Serpents – The flying snakes that terrorised America!
      In June 1873, a farmer identified as Mr Hardin, who lived a few miles east of Bonham, Texas, observed, along with workers in nearby fields, an “enormous serpent… as large and long as a telegraph pole… of a yellow striped colour”, in the words of the Bonham Enterprise. That would have been remarkable enough, except that this was floating in a cloud heading in an easterly direction. The witnesses “could see it coil itself up, turn over, and thrust forward its huge head as if striking at something, displaying the manœuvres of a genuine snake”.
      Thanks Nico Dios.
      7 ghoulish archaeological discoveries
      What supplements actually work to increase semen volume?
      FAQ On Semen
      ‘Fruits like kiwi, watermelon, celery, and pineapple are all said to make semen taste lighter.’
      “Graffiti is becoming a true art, fine and delicate” – Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin
      Stopping the ACTA Juggernaut | Electronic Frontier Foundation
      AntiCounterfeiting Trade Agreement government is tryin’ to push through without public oversight. Read this shit ‘n cringe. Is this the ‘Transparent’ government that Obama talks about?
      Led Zeppelin’s ‘Stairway to Heaven’ Gets Smoking DJs’ Approval
      “The song became successful by accident,” Charles R. Cross told the New York Post. “[I] had 100 DJs swear to me that they only played the song because they needed a long break to go and smoke a cigarette. If it had been a minute shorter, you couldn’t have smoked a full cigarette. If it had been a minute longer, it would have been too long.”
      LED Throwie Rat (or Mouse)
      Eminent Domain Outrage in Connecticut: Pharmaceutical Giant Pfizer to Leave New London, Site of Major Housing Battle
      Homeowners in New London, Connecticut took on the city’s leaders after they announced plans to condemn all of the homes in one neighborhood to make way for a private development project for pharmaceutical giant Pfizer. The city said it would bring in thousands of jobs. After a 2005 Supreme Court ruling against the homeowners, the entire neighborhood was bulldozed. This week Pfizer announced it is shutting down its research center.
      Michael Jackson – Captain Eo part 1 of 2 ( FULL VERSION )
      Jews on $20 Bill
      Mass: We Pray – The Video Game
      Roof Coffee Cup
      Then it hit me. If I put something on my car roof, I could see if people notice. I decided a coffee cup was the best choice, and after consulting my friends, they said to go with a StarBucks cup w/attached “cup condom”. I did , and the reaction was good enough for me to give the cup its own Twitter feed
      Opium Museum
      San Francisco Opium Den Photos circa 1889
      “Hit The Bitch,” The Danish Domestic Volence Awareness Campaign
      “Hit The Bitch” website allows you (or someone like you), in the guise a meaty male hand, to beat the crap out of a woman. And, for the sake of convenience, to simulate the beating, you can use either your mouse or your webcam.
      Agents seize bongs at L.A. Harbor listed as Christmas ornaments
      Killer Bodies – Qaddafi’s Female Bodyguards
      On a good day, the bodyguards make Qaddafi look like Hef. On a bad day, a Bond villain. On every day, a crackpot.
      Modern Day Amazons: Colonel Qaddafi’s Elite Female Bodyguards
      Colonel Gaddafi hires ‘500 beautiful Italian girls’, asks them to convert to Islam during Rome summit
      Ugandan official: cane bodies of people who die from drinking gin
      Oops, they weren’t logs after all: The moment a crocodile was killed after taking a foolish shortcut across a herd of hippos
      Truckers Delight – Crazy Video Game Inspired Video
      Thanks Jim White
      Star Wars Holiday Special 1978
      Swastikas Gift Wrap: Neither Merry nor Right
      Thanks Carlen Altman
      Hillsborough woman used stun gun on children
      “She used belts, hammers, wooden spoons, electrical cords, one is supposed to be a stun gun that she utilized,” said Debbie Carter with the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office. Carter also says the children were covered in marks and bruises. Horace was arrested on Tuesday and booked into the Orient Road Jail. An arrest affidavit says the children told police she urinated on them and held their heads underwater.
      Thanks Gnar Jen
      Artist sells everything she owns for £1
      WAY OUT !: JUNGLE PAM 1972
      “Here was one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen and to top her natural endowments she fucking knew drag racing and how to rebuild engines.”
      “Yuck Mouth” commercial ABC PSA
      Thanks Jim White
      Hard Ticket to Hawaii – Skater’s Death
      Thanks Patrick Nybakken
      CNN Reporter Detained for Showing Obama-Mao T-Shirt in Shanghai
      In Shanghai, a CNN correspondent says she was detained for two hours by Chinese security guards after she held a banned T-shirt in front of the camera. The shirt showed so-called “ObaMao”—U.S. President Barack Obama looking like Mao Zedong.
      Police Used Taser on 10-Year-Old Girl in Arkansas
      More proof that Fox ran fake video of Palin’s book-tour “crowds”
      Earlier, Think Progress caught Fox News showing what was clearly footage of a 2008 Sarah Palin campaign rally but claiming that it was video of “huge crowds” attending Palin’s book tour.
      Militant group’s recruiting of soldiers worries watchdogs
      “Many of the Oath Keepers are people who believe that martial law is about to be declared at any moment, it’s right around the corner,” Potok said.
      Monitor on Psychology – Understanding Terrorism
      “One big problem with terrorism policy altogether is that it tends to interpret things from our perspective, based on what makes sense to us,” Taylor says. “That’s not really the issue: The issue is what makes sense to people on the ground.”
      How India’s neurocops used brainscans to convict murderers
      People are being jailed after lie-detecting brain scans find them guilty. The science is flaky, but this is just the latest instance of neuro imaging being used to ‘read’ the human mind – and even acclaimed studies are now being challenged as spurious.
      Warning of extra heart dangers from mixing cocaine and alcohol
      A third chemical – cocaethylene – builds up in the liver over a number of years among those who mix the two drugs. And this is now having major health consequences
      The Forer Effect – The tendency to see ourselves in vague or general statements
      You have a great need for other people to like and admire you. You have a tendency to be critical of yourself. You have a great deal of unused capacity which you have not turned to your advantage. While you have some personality weaknesses, you are generally able to compensate for them. Your sexual adjustment has presented problems for you. Disciplined and self-controlled outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure inside. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. You pride yourself as an independent thinker and do not accept others’ statements without satisfactory proof. You have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. At times you are extroverted, affable, sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, reserved…
      Âçê : Zara Swastika Bag
      CBP in Los Angeles Seizes Volkswagen Bus Stolen in 1974
      “This is a unique case that reflects our strategic approach in utilizing the best of intelligence, training and use of information in enforcing laws and regulations at our ports,” said Kevin Weeks, CBP director of Field Operations.
      This Bra Could Save Yer Life!
      Bang Your Head or I’ll Rip It Off!: Air Guitar Vs. Cardboard Guitar
      Thanks Billoney
      National Inhalant Prevention Coalition
      Moon Water
      Six-legged goat to grab eyeballs at goat exhibition
      Saying the goat was born with six legs, four testicles and three penis a year ago, the owner adds it can walk freely and normally like other goats. “It faces problems in defecating and urinating, as discharge of urine is witnessed after frequent intervals from different penis.
      Steve Albini on Recording 2,000 Albums, Nirvana, How Geffen Tried to Put Him Out of Business, & Disregarding the Listening Audience… ‘I‚Äôll Literally Work With Anybody’…
      Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No by James Blagden
      Spanish region takes hands-on approach to sex education
      Officials launch campaign to teach young people about ‘sexual self-exploration and discovery of self-pleasure’
      Crackdown on ‘Cleavage of the Buttocks’
      Lawmakers in the city of Yakima, WA, have apparently had enough. Yesterday the city council voted 5-2 to change the city’s indecent exposure laws to include “cleavage of the buttocks,” that is, exposing a thong or G-string in public. Women caught showing off their assets can now be fined $1,000 or face up to 90 days in jail. If a child under the age of 14 is considered a victim of indecent exposure, those penalities are increased to $5,000 and up to a year in jail.
      Baggy pants wearer arrested
      According to incident reports, Bainbridge Public Safety Officers Rusty Day and Collin Hastey were patrolling the 1100 block of East Troup Street searching for a stolen bicycle. The officers observed a male riding a pink bicycle with his pant low on his body, exposing his undergarments. Officers stopped Edison on Sims Street and he was placed under arrest for violating the city ordinance, which was passed on Dec. 16, 2008.
      15 Shocking Tales of How Sex Laws Are Screwing the American People
      China: Secret “Black Jails” Hide Severe Rights Abuses
      Tampa police: Marine reservist attacked Greek priest he mistook for terrorist
      Police say Bruce offered several reasons to explain his actions: The man tried to rob him. The man grabbed Bruce’s crotch and made an overt sexual advance in perfect English. The man yelled “Allahu Akbar,” Arabic for “God is great,” the same words some witnesses said the Fort Hood shooting suspect uttered last week. “That’s what they tell you right before they blow you up,” police say Bruce told them.
      Police arrest Night Stalker suspect
      The Night Stalker is thought to be responsible for at least 108 attacks on the elderly, including four rapes and 24 indecent assaults, during break-ins in South London over 19 years
      Israelis Want a Pain Ray of Their Own
      The American weapon, known officially as the Active Denial System (pictured, above), heats the target’s skin with short microwaves. These only penetrate to about 1/64 of an inch. That’s enough to be extremely painful but (generally) harmless. In thousands of tests of the system, nobody has been able to stay in the beam for more than a few seconds.
      You Still Can’t Buy a Vibrator in Alabama By Paul Krassner
      Stealing Money, Selling Heroin and Raping Boys: Meet Our Afghan Ally
      For instance, one reason Afghan villagers prefer to deal with the Taliban rather than the government security forces is that the latter have a habit of seizing their sons at checkpoints and sodomizing them.
      Facebook Defense gets robbery suspect off the hook
      Saved by status update: “ON THE PHONE WITH THIS FAT CHICK……WHERER MY I HOP.”
      New estimate for Afghan war: $1 million per soldier
      Senior administration officials reported to the New York Times today that budget projections for the war in Afghanistan will cost U.S. taxpayers at least $1 million per soldier, per year.
      Prison inmates find drugs in fruit donated by police
      Prisoners working in the mess hall of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice’s Segovia Unit found 25 pounds of marijuana nestled in a crate of bananas and other fruits Friday.
      Senegal, Africa colossus proves sore point
      A gigantic, multi-million dollar bronze statue rising over the skyline of the Senegalese capital is causing a colossal storm for the man who conceived it.
      Olives Irrigated With Blood
      “Then I reached the location of the mass graves. I found one large grave, an olive tree standing next to it. Many corpses of civilians inside the hole. So the olive tree had been irrigated with the blood of the innocent people. How will it be the tree of peace, after being irrigated with blood?”
      Victim of Chimp Attack Shows Destroyed Face on Oprah
      New warning on ‘perfect vaginas’
      Advertisements promote labial surgery as easy answers to women’s insecurities about their genital appearances – insecurities that are fuelled by the very advertisements that prescribe a homogenised, pre-pubescent genital appearance standard for all women
      25 Years in Prison for Pot? Drug Warrior Congressman’s Idea Is Way Obsolete
      Rep. Mark Kirk thinks that the magic number of 15% THC concentration in marijuana should lead to a 25-year prison penalty.
      Man ‘ripped in half’ in motorbike crash given remote controlled bionic bottom
      They took a muscle from above his knee, wrapped it around his sphincter and attached electrodes to the nerves which are operated by remote control.
      He carries the palm-sized device in his pocket and simply presses a button to open his bowls when he wants to go to the toilet.
      Morrissey storms off stage after bottle thrown by concert-goer hits him in the eye
      Evangelist Tony Alamo sentenced to 175 years for sex crimes
      The Word ‘Meep’ Banned At Danvers High School
      First U.S. marijuana cafe OPENs in Portland
      FUCK YEAH!
      Walk it Out – Dystonia Style
      So Fly Swine Flu
      Meme Generator
      Holy Fuckin’ Time Waster!
      Scanners Duel
      Zeitgeist: Addendum
      The B-Thing by Gelitin
      Hitler was ‘German football coach’
      One in 20 schoolchildren think the Fuhrer was a sportsman, while one in six youngsters said they thought Auschwitz was a Second World War theme park.
      Art Students in WTC Connected to Israeli Intelligence Service
      Thanks Leather Diaper
      Dirty Dozen for Black Swan Avoidance – 12 Ways To Avoid Death
      “11. If you are in any personal or professional relationship that exhausts you or otherwise causes your recurrent distress, then end the relationship immediately.”
      Thanks Gabe McDonough
      Texas Department of Criminal Justice – Executed Offenders w Last Statements
      Some HEAVY Shit! Thanks Petey.
      You’re Going to Die!
      Florida man Joshua Basso arrested for calling 911 asking for sex
      Florida police say a man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 looking for sex claimed it was the only number he could dial after running out of cell phone minutes. Tampa police said 29-year-old Joshua Basso made sexual comments to the 911 dispatcher and asked if he could come to her house. Investigators say she hung up, but he called back four more times.
      Bang Your Head or I’ll Rip It Off!: Art of the Metal Comp!
      From my first taste of human blood I knew what my life was missing
      Thanks Nico Dios
      Buy Nothing Day – November 27th 2009
      Porn you wish you never saw – No Wonder Her Pussy Stinks (NSFW)
      Makes me think about Led Zeppelin. Thanks Carlen.
      Brainy Berries – A Night in Crystal Cave
      Images from Brainy Berries: A Night in Crystal Cave, story and illustrations by T. Benjamin Faucett (New York: A. L. Burt Company, 1924).
      Create fake Facebook Conversations.
      Lil’ Wayne “The Carter” (Sundance) Documentary Trailer Premiere
      Bus ride through a Forest Fire in Queensland, Australia
      Welcome to HELL!
      Cell Size and Scale – Interactive
      3D Kink – the best virtual fetish sex worldwide!
      More than just interactive images or video clips! Check out the hottest cyber fetish game in realtime 3D! It’s like actually being there!
      Anatomy of a Rape Fantasy
      Randy Quaid’s Journey from Actor to Alleged Felon
      Based in Northern California, Cinesmoke is committed to the art of smoking glamour, and looks forward to exploring it further and doing many cool things in the future.
      Chimp Funeral
      The Great Stalacpipe Organ, the worlds largest musical instrument, unusual odd unique
      Stalactites covering 3 1/2 acres of the surrounding caverns produce tones of symphonic quality when electronically tapped by rubber-tipped mallets.
      Bigfoot Museum
      Vodka Tampon
      “Actually, there are three girls at Ridgemont who have cultivated the Pat Benatar look.”
      Galaxy Syrup Space Foods Company ~ 1953
      Simply Beastly with BARBARA CRAMPTON
      80’s Horror Sexpot Photographed Semi-Nude With Monsters
      Film Poster Paintings from Ghana
      How To Draw Monsters by ‘Scary’ Harry Borgman!
      PS22 Chorus “RUN THIS TOWN” Jay-Z Rihanna & Kanye West
      The REMIX! Kiddie Version!
      Extreme Japanese custom vans
      Create A Pillow From Yer Dead Pet
      Armchair Cruisers Motorized Couches and Sofas
      QUILTSR≈∏CHE by Boo Davis
      Quiltsrÿche is the Seattle-based evil quilt empire of designer Boo Davis. Boo makes modern heirloom quilts just like your metal-loving, half-blind Grandma would. Bold designs, eye-popping color combinations and a touch of evil are the hallmarks of Quiltsrÿche quilts.
      Anarchists ‘used Twitter to inform protesters of police movements’ at G20 protests
      New York man accused of using Twitter to direct protesters during G20 summit
      Arrest of Queens Man Puts Focus on Texting to Rally Protesters
      The Pennsylvania State Police said he was found in a hotel room with computers and police scanners while using the social-networking site Twitter to spread information about police movements. He has denied wrongdoing.
      F.T.C. Proposes Problematic Regulation of Online Free Speech
      ASCAP Stops the Girl Scouts from Singing around the Campfire – Excerpt from Brand Name Bullies
      “In 1996, ASCAP decided that that since hotels, restaurants, funeral homes and resorts pay for the right to “perform” recorded music, and since many summer camps resemble resorts, why shouldn’t they pay too? Under copyright law, a public performance occurs “where a substantial number of persons outside of a normal circle of a family and its social acquaintances is gathered.” Like a summer camp.After reportedly opening its negotiations with the American Camping Association with an offer of $1,200 per season per camp, ASCAP eventually settled on an average annual fee of $257. But once ASCAP’s plan went public, and people learned that the Girl Scouts were among the 288 camps being dunned, the group beat a hasty and embarrassed retreat.”

      RIAA and MPAA Can’t Stop BitTorrent, Study Finds
      Is There “Hope” for Shepard Fairey? How does fair-use law work, anyway?
      The Krink MINI
      Harvard class on ‘The Wire’
      Holy Shit, It’s Cripple Porn!
      Naked man hit by train, arrested
      18-year-old suspect had eaten magic mushrooms prior to the bizarre incident, police say.
      Somali man aged 112 marries girl of 17
      Bat Fellatio!
      Have you ever heard of vaginal prolapse?
      Scientists restate Tsavo lions’ taste for human flesh
      According to the man who finally caught them in 1898, the two maneless Kenyan lions munched their way through as many as 135 people before they were shot, skinned, sold, stuffed and put on display in Chicago.
      ACLU v. The Gene Patents
      Electro-Harmonix Effectology Vol.9 Terrifying Effect Pedals
      High School Gang Rape Stuns California Community
      No One Called Cops During Gang Rape, But Some Took Pictures
      Five correctional officers charged in dog fondling
      “Essentially, he was touching the dog’s penis with his hand,“ Beasley said. “The others were there filming it. That’s actually how we learned of it — there’s a video.“
      Jr. Douche Nugget
      The Curious Case of Gay-Porn-Star Identical Twins: Porn + Perversions
      Gorgeous twins partnering up for Mission: Impossible‚Äìstyle heists may sound like the premise of a Hollywood action thriller, but the Goffney brothers’ tale is more the stuff of David Lynch. In the days that followed their arrests, photos and video surfaced showing the siblings engaged in hard-core gay sex, including a three-way with triple-X woodsman Marc Williams, star of such hits as BlackBalled 5.
      Building With Whole Trees
      According to research by the Forest Products Laboratory in Madison, run by the USDA, a whole, unmilled tree can support 50 percent more weight than the largest piece of lumber milled from the same tree. So Mr. Gundersen uses small-diameter trees as rafters and framing in his airy structures, and big trees felled by wind, disease or insects as powerful columns and curving beams.
      French Branch of Scientology Convicted of Fraud
      “It’s the first time in France that the entity of the Church of Scientology is condemned for fraud as an organized gang.”
      Amelia Earhart’s Final Resting Place Believed Found
      Legendary aviatrix Amelia Earhart most likely died on an uninhabited tropical island in the southwestern Pacific republic of Kiribati, according to researchers at The International Group for Historic Aircraft Recovery
      Feds Charge Cable Modem Modder With ‘Aiding Computer Intrusion’
      Man blames diarrhea for indecent exposure charge
      The underwear in question was located with stains, but the responding deputy determined the stains weren’t consistent with explosive diarrhea.
      The Official Ed Hardy song ft. Bigg Woo
      The Douche Bag Theme! Thanks Rob Kiley.
      Bushwick ’77: When the Lights Went Out – Brooklyn, NY
      Shitting Dick Nipples
      BANGS Take U To Da Movies
      No worser than OJ Tha Deuce Man. Thanks Venus Jazmin Soto
      Bloody Nipples – a gallery on Flickr
      Thanks Billoney
      Heavy Metal New Jersey 80’s Rockn’ Roll Heaven segment Channel 4 News – Clark, NJ
      “Barry Manalow, you’d better cover your ears!” Thanks Billoney.
      Brominated vegetable oil
      Thanks Billoney
      Bromoderma after Excessive Ingestion of Ruby Red Squirt
      We report a case of bromoderma from excessive ingestion of a soft drink. A 63-year-old man presented with a two-week history of tender, ulcerated, erythematous nodules on his hands and fingers
      WTF Japan?! Thanks Shadi.
      Cool Comic Cover Gallery – Batman Gets Punched!
      Cool Comic Cover Gallery – Superman Gets Punched!
      126 Chinese Opera Masks, Lei Zhenzi
      A Visit to Castle Rock
      SCOUTING NY РNew York, You’ve Changed – Taxi Driver (Part 1)
      G20 2009: Police Attack Students at University of Pittsburgh
      Thanks CopioUS Culture
      Womans Vintage 1966 Hand Embroidered Star Trek Jeans – eBay $75,000
      Soy Turns Boys into Homos
      Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality.
      Camouflage Art by Liu Bolin
      Thanks Petey
      Man Stuffs Mouth With 16 Cockroaches In Record Bid (VIDEO)
      Hacking a NYC taxi screen
      Charmin – Enjoy the Go
      Shitty Job!
      Conan the Barbarian (1982) – Memorable quotes
      Police: Pa. man busted with weed stuck to forehead
      Midway Message from the Gyre
      These photographs of albatross chicks were made just a few weeks ago on Midway Atoll, a tiny stretch of sand and coral near the middle of the North Pacific. The nesting babies are fed bellies-full of plastic by their parents, who soar out over the vast polluted ocean collecting what looks to them like food to bring back to their young. On this diet of human trash, every year tens of thousands of albatross chicks die on Midway from starvation, toxicity, and choking.
      Man at center of Enumclaw horse-sex case in trouble again
      “More charges are coming. They’ve been having sex with full-grown horses,” Maury County, Tenn., Detective Terry Chandler said on Monday. “He [Tait] has been here for four years and it looks like it has been going on for some time.”Chandler said that Thomason owns the farm and the animals — 13 horses, Shetland ponies, goats and dogs. The detective said that it appears that people had been having sex with ponies and dogs as well.

      Cat Roadkill Toy Teaches Children About Life And Death
      Group attacks woman, rip out gold fronts
      Unemployed Jordanians deceived into donating their organs
      Between five and 10 per cent of kidney transplants performed annually around the world are estimated to be the result of organ trafficking.
      Wild Mook – American Police
      Wheelchair user, 92, arrested for smuggling coke
      A 92-year-old woman with cocaine strapped to her body flew all the way from Brazil to Spain before police arrested her, in a wheelchair, at Madrid’s airport.
      Voices Revealed
      Village ‘witches’ beaten in India
      Five women were paraded naked, beaten and forced to eat human excrement by villagers after being branded as witches in India’s Jharkhand state.
      Mona Lisa’s smile a mystery no more
      Different cells in the retina transmit different categories of information or “channels” to the brain. These channels encode data about an object’s size, clarity, brightness and location in the visual field.
      Biblical sex row over explicit illustrated Book of Genesis
      A sexually explicit illustrated Book of Genesis by controversial artist Robert Crumb, which features Bible characters having intercourse, has been condemned by religious groups.
      AP files amended countersuit in Obama Hope poster case; claims Fairey is purposely deceiving
      RZA: ‘Me Being a Geek Helped Hip-Hop Grow’
      Wanted for the Denver Newspaper Westword – A Marijuana Critic
      Westword, an alternative weekly newspaper in Denver, has the standard lineup of film, food and music critics. But in what may be a first for American journalism, the paper is shopping around for a medical marijuana critic.
      Lamebook – The Funniest and Lamest of Facebook
      Oversharin’ to hilarious ends!
      $uperDJ King Solomon IRAK’s Top Ignorant Rap$
      Face of the Future
      Fear of a brown planet
      John Forehand: Man ‘Asked Teen Daughter For Sex On Facebook’
      Forehand told his daughter he had been having “inappropriate” dreams about her, and wrote to her, “I’ll take very good care of my little girl.”
      Sex Offender Must Post Signs On House & Car Announcing His Crime
      Under judge’s ruling, man must post signs on property stating he is a sex offender.
      King Kong Drunk
      Drinkin’ that lean.
      Robert Anton Wilson – Maybe Logic
      Abandoned Structures in Asia
      Jumbo Jet flys 1ft over heads of stunned onlookers!!
      Planes over Hong Kong Landing Kai Tak Airport 1998 香港 啟德機場
      Kowloon walled city 九龍城砦
      And you thought the projects were bad!
      THE RUNAWAYS Movie Set Pictures with Kristen Stewart & Dakota Fanning
      Kristen looks so hot, Dakota’s gotta granny grill!
      Abandoned Atlanta Prison
      Hashima Island – More Photos
      Hashima Island
      Abandoned Japanese island fulla ruins.
      Sustainable Free Spirit Sphere Treehouse
      Damn, I wanna live in this!
      Futuristic Mobile Homes: Trailer Trash or Treasure?
      Artist Entertains With Fiery Graffiti
      Don’t get burnt, Ellis!
      The girl French film director Roman Polanski raped
      Shopkeeper’s privilege
      In many jurisdictions of the United States, the courts recognize a common law shopkeeper’s privilege, under which a shopkeeper is allowed to detain a suspected shoplifter on store property for a reasonable period of time, so long as he has cause to believe that the person detained in fact committed, or attempted to commit, theft of store property.
      Home Depot Needs To Check Your Receipt “In Case You Stole Something”
      Woman Sues Toyota Over ‘Terrifying’ Prank
      Lawsuit Claims Woman Believed She Was Being Stalked Thanks to Toyota’s Marketing Prank
      Got a Black Flag Tattoo?
      Vitamin D not flu shots
      Thanks Angie Park
      Star Wars Origins – Frank Herbert’s Dune
      Star Wars also rips of the Lensman series
      The Spiders That Decorate Their Own Webs
      Decorated trains in Japan
      Top to bottom, Full car
      Cold war nuclear bomb warmed by chickens
      Plans to fill a nuclear landmine with chickens to regulate its temperature were seriously considered during the Cold War.
      PERVERTED JUSTICE EXPOSED – The largest and best anti-predator organization online
      Check out the ‘Top 10 Most Slimy’ & predator chat transcripts!
      Mint&Serf’s Photostream
      Immigrant activists call out ‘Illegal Alien’ costumes
      1 million fps Slow Motion video of bullet impacts
      Fake cabbie ‘may have assaulted 100 men’
      Lim, who was found guilty of 15 counts of sexual penetration without consent, 11 counts of indecent assault and one count of unlawful wounding
      Dad convicted after trying home circumcision on son
      “He learned about circumcision on the Internet and sent away for special instruments.
      Court heard he put his son on the floor on some clean garbage bags and towels, with Band-Aids and a veterinary powder used to stop bleeding standing by.”
      Mayor of the Sunset Strip
      What We Do Is Secret Part 1
      That Germs film that came out a few years back. RIP Darby.
      What We Do Is Secret Part 2
      Corky Gets Wild To ‘Fight The Power’
      Thanks Lil’ Deth
      Lord Haw-Haw
      Lord Haw-Haw was the nickname of several announcers on the English language propaganda radio program Germany Calling, broadcast by Nazi German radio to audiences in Great Britain on the medium wave station Reichssender Hamburg and by shortwave to the United States.
      Mildred Gillars aka Axis Sally
      Mildred Gillars (November 29, 1900 – June 25, 1988) was a female radio personality during World War II, best known for her propaganda broadcasts for Nazi Germany.
      Hollywood Poseurs Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Deal Drugs on ‘CSI’
      Ashlee, Pete Wentz Deal Drugs on ‘CSI’
      “Probably aspirin or something”
      Sesame Street “Slayer Sing-Along”
      3 Minute Supervan
      Tank car implosion
      Willy Wonka’s Tunnel of Hell Reversed
      WACO The Big Lie Parts 1 & 2 (Video 1)
      Steve Powers: A Love Letter For You
      JonBenet Meets Timothy McVeigh at Heavens Gate
      The Creator Of Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Poo And Hot Chicks With Dogs With Boners Speaks!
      Clone Yer Cock!
      Moonbase Central – Space Toys of the 60’s
      The Nuns Are On The Sea Wall
      This is merely a Blog for audio and video recordings of Velvet Underground which have not been officially released.
      Egypt Р‘Artificial Virginity’ Kit Opposed
      The Artificial Virginity Hymen kit, which is distributed by the Chinese company Gigimo and costs about $30, is intended to help newly married women fool their husbands into believing they are virgins
      A Placenta Teddy Bear
      Giant, Mucus-Like Sea Blobs on the Rise, Pose Danger
      Cocaine Vaccine Is Developed, but It Does Not Keep Users From Wanting the Drug
      Stone circle suggests Stonehenge part of burial complex
      Brooke Shields photographer ‘disappointed’ by police pornography claim
      Brooke Shields: Victim of child porn?
      Polanski The Predator – Unsealed grand jury minutes detail 1977 sex assault
      France – Culture Minister Is Attacked for Paying Young Asian Boys for Sex
      Propaganda kills Afghan girl
      A YOUNG Afghan girl suffered fatal injuries after a box of public information leaflets, dropped from a British RAF transport aircraft over Helmand province, landed on top of her.
      1,000 cameras ‘solve one crime’
      Only one crime was solved by each 1,000 CCTV cameras in London last year, a report into the city’s surveillance network has claimed.
      Drugs woman forced into sex ring
      A Chinese woman arrested when a cannabis factory was raided, claimed she was made to have sex with workers locked in the premises ‘day and night’.
      E.T. – The Pachimono Experience
      Bootleg cards, circa 1983.
      Serial killer is a teenager girl
      17-year-old Brazilian girl admits killing 30 men
      Callout Cards – That’s Not Cool
      How to make Crank/Meth Aka shake n bake
      New meth formula avoids legal bans
      “But now drug users are making their own meth in small batches using a faster, cheaper and much simpler method with ingredients that can be carried in a knapsack and mixed on the run. The “shake-and-bake” approach has become popular because it requires a relatively small number of pills of the decongestant pseudoephedrine — an amount easily obtained under even the toughest anti-meth laws that have been adopted across the nation to restrict large purchases of some cold medication.”
      The Clash – Magnificent Seven – Tom Synder Show 1981
      Thanks Liz Feralcat
      Dogos, Ancient Astronauts, nomoos, zulu, Ancient Civilizations, Syrius, DogStar, Orion, Burlington Ufo and Paranormal Research and Educational Center, in Burlington, Wisconsin
      Lucifer is a Latin word, literally meaning “light-bearer”, that was used as a name for the “day star” or “Morning Star” that precedes the rising of the sun.
      Crime Scene : Sell-crack-or-die defense is now 0 for 2
      Thanks Matt Slim
      Black metal prank call
      Thanks Jason Scott Goodman
      In pictures: Phil Spector
      Slut Princesses: Tricks or Treats?
      Teen girls slutty costumes!
      Hareton – Hare Krishna Reggaeton
      Thanks Arielle Castillo.
      Walrus Wank
      Thanks Billoney.
      Doll Coffeeshop
      “This site is about life size posable dolls and it contains sexual and erotic material. I sell nothing on this site (not even coffee).”
      Art and Philadelphia – The New York Times
      “As a teenager, Mr. Powers, left, was a prolific and notorious graffiti writer known as Espo. Now, as an established gallery artist living in New York, he has returned to Philadelphia to mount an ambitious urban beautification project, one whose odd, affectionate messages – like ‘”Forever Starts When You Say Yes” and “Pre-pay is on/Let’s talk/Till my minutes are gone” – are about love and reconciliation.”
      Philly Mural Arts Program: A Love Letter For You
      Stephen Powers’s Love Letter to Philadelphia
      “In an unprecedented move in the war against visual pollution, S√£o Paulo, Brazil banned all outdoor advertising in 2007. S√£o Paulo made the revolutionary bid to reclaim its visual and mental environment by denying corporations the right to disseminate their messages throughout the urban landscape.”
      Somali Pirates hit navy ship ‘in error’
      Thanks Shadi.
      PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC: One Nation Under a Groove . The Film
      Cherie Currie ~ Photo Album
      Underage Runaway Rockin’ in her Undies!
      Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit
      Thanks Haley H.
      Warzone on Regis and Kathy Lee 1986 NYxHC!
      Thanks Jeff Rokose
      Reed School for Nervous and Backward Children (1906)
      Hold on to your hearts: It’s deep-fried butter!
      2nd prize stories – World Press Photo – Boxers Before and After Fights
      In praise of the sci-fi corridor
      Spike’s (Snoopy’s Stoner Brother)
      Cymothoa exigua: Alien!
      Cymothoa exigua is a parasitic crustacean of the family Cymothoidae. This parasite attaches itself at the base of the tongue of the Spotted rose snapper, Lutjanus guttatus, with the claws on its front three pairs of legs, and extracts blood. As the parasite grows, less and less blood is able to reach the tongue, and eventually the organ atrophies from lack of blood. The parasite then replaces the fish’s tongue with its own body, by attaching to the muscles of the tongue stub. Thanks EMone
      Michael Richards (aka “Cosmo Kramer”): Freemason, Shriner, Racist
      Thanks Patric Egan
      Toy fanatic builds a house from LEGO
      Thanks EMone
      Darth Vaders Voice Before Voice Over
      Show Me Yer Diapers!
      Thanks Billoney
      American Pyramids
      Obama Satanic Youth
      Free masonry: Its pretensions exposed in faithful extracts of its standard … By Henry Dana Ward (1828) Freemasonry Freemasons Illuminati
      Free masonry: Its pretensions exposed in faithful extracts of its standard authors; with a review of Town’s Speculative masonry: its liability to prevert the doctrines of revealed religion, discovered in the spirit of it doctrines, and in the application of its emblems: its dangerous tendency.
      Nachtrag von weitern
      Documents confiscated by the Bavarian Elector at the Sandersdorf Castle in Bavaria. The castle belonged to high-ranking Illuminati member, Baron von Bassus: Thomas Maria Baron De Bassus (1742 Poschiavo, Switzerland – 1815 Sandersdorf, Germany). Primary documents.
      “The Influence of the Mystery Religions on Christianity” by Martin Luther King, Jr
      The death of former Rolling Stones guitarist Brian Jones is to be reviewed following new evidence, it has been revealed.
      Stimulus checks lure Floridians to their arrest
      Cops basically use a Nigerian email scam to entrap fools
      Nearly-Naked Man Hijacks Atlanta School Bus
      Bob Bonis – “BOXERS OR BRIEFS?” – The Rolling Stones
      This amusing photograph of Mick Jagger and Keith Richards answers the age old question about Mick’s underwear,,, “Boxers or briefs?” Meanwhile Keith is pulling a nanker.


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