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Music: Funkadelic and Rolling Stones and Run-DMC and Jimi Hendrix and John Coltrane and James Brown and Bad Brains and Porn Music and Crunk and Old School Rap and Beatles and Wu-Tang Clan and Shocking Blue and Rare Funk 45's and Kraut Rock and Chrome and Early Electro and Celtic Frost and Love and Oldies and 2 Live Crew and Miami Booty Bass and The Arrows and Earth and Three 6 Mafia and Serge Gainsbourg and Early Ween and Issac Hayes and Red Cross and Burzum and 60's Biker Soundtracks and Glam Rock and Neu! and Sex Pistols and Sun Ra and T-Rex and Lil' Flip and Aretha Franklin and AC/DC and Link Wray and The Clash and Early Jungle Brothers and Love and ARE Weapons and Sweet and Dancehall and Buzzcocks and Ol' Dirty Bastard and Black Flag and Ska and COC and Ludacris and Motorhead and Jay-Z and Zombies and Stevie Wonder and The Damned and Perrey & Kingsley and Breaks 'N Beats and Gary Glitter and The Saints and Early Metallica and Devo and Motley Crue and Dick Hyman and Howlin' Wolf and The Tetris Song and Big Black and Nice & Smooth and The Who and Slick Rick and Discharge and Prince and Led Zeppelin and Dip Set and Early Boredoms and Gangstarr and Herbie Hancock and Napalm Death and NWA and Trio and Jackson 5 and Twisted Sister and Bo Diddley and Lalo Shifrin and The Neptunes and Early Pink Floyd and BDP and Beach Boys and Afrika Bambaataa and Godflesh and Phil Spector and The Runaways and Chocolate Watch Band and The Dead Kennedys and Schooly D and Avenue D and The Mentors and The Doors and Blue Note and Shockabilly and ESG and Early Van Halen and Swans and Notorious B.I.G and Old Lady Drivers and Library Music and Lee Scratch Perry and Sex Pistols and The Meters and Venom and Velvet Underground and Mantronix and Blue Cheer and Doo-Wop and Yardbirds and Old Sonic Youth and Watts 103rd Street Rhythm Band and Misfits and Swisha House and Can and Sly & The Family Stone and Garage and Psych and Popol Vuh and Curtis Mayfield and Scorpions and Butthole Surfers and Early De La Soul and The Kinks and Eric B. & Rakim and Black Sabbath and Electric Miles Davis and Roy Orbison and Doom Metal and Agent Orange and Ghostface and MC5 and Any Moog and Ventures and Outkast and Troggs and RZA and Judas Priest and UltraMagnetic MCs and Johnny Cash and Stooges and Mash-ups and Atmospheric Norwegian Black Metal and 70's AOR and Biz Markie and Ramones and Public Enemy and Slayer Movies: 2001 and Easy Rider and Death Race 2000 and Midnight Cowboy and Dolemite and Akira and Pixote and Salo:120 Days Of Sodom and Wizard Of Gore and Psych-Out and The Trip and Scarface and Plan 9 From Outer Space and Holy Mountain and El Topo and Hardboiled and Godzilla Vs. The Smog Monster and The Brothers Quay Animated Shorts and A Clockwork Orange and Budd Dwyer Suicide Video and Heavy Metal Parking Lot and The King Of Comedy and My Breakfast With Blassie and Mean Streets and Fantastic Planet and Bad Lieutenant and Planet Of The Apes and Bad News Bears and Rosemary's Baby and Mac And Me and Wild Angles and Jackass-CKY-Or Any Steve-o Video and Pantera Tour Video and Style Wars and Wild Style and Art School Sluts and Night Of The Living Dead and Watership Down and Bloodsucking Freaks and Linda Lovelace With The German Shepard and One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest and Taxi Driver and Scanners and Sweeeeet Sweetback's Baad Ass Song and Fast Times At Ridgemont High and Evil Dead and The Good and The Bad and & The Ugly and Kenny & Company and Little Girls Blue and Tougher Than Leather and Billy Jack and Small Change and Robocop and Over The Edge and Female Trouble and Pink Flamingos and Last American Virgin and Little Darlings and Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (B&W) and Cool Hand Luke and Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Wild Bunch and Blade Runner and Alien and Smokey And The Bandit and Drops On Anewyorkthing.com and Any Traci Lords (Pre-18) and Any Dark Bros. Porn and Any Vintage Porn! Television: Intervention and Medical Incredibles on Discovery Health and The Andy Milonakis Show and The Bobby Brown Reality Show and The Flava Flav Reality Show and U68 and Jackass and Simpsons and The Uncle Floyd Show and Monty Python and SCTV and Fooly Cooly and The Young Ones and Blind Date and Monster Garage and This Old House and Night Flight and New Wave Theater and Pee-Wee's Playhouse and Video Comics and America Goes Bananas and Livewire and Hocus Focus and Video Comics and After School Specials and The American Family and Al TV and Wonderama and Patchwork Family and Curb Your Enthusiasm and Tomorrow People and Dr. Who and The Outer Limits and Tales From The Darkside and 90210 and The Goodies and Late Night with David Letterman in the Early 80's and America's Funniest Animals and Momma's Family (Torture and Motherfucker!) and The Kenny Everett Video Show and 70's Zoom and Get A Life and Degrassi Jr. High and Antiques Roadshow and America's Craziest Police Videos and Gumby and Davey & Goliath and Liquid TV and BET:Uncut and Crossroads Cafe and Find! and Kid America Show and Adult Swim and Infomercials and Mad TV and Any Drug Special and That Reading Show That's On Early In The Morning w/ Famous Amos and The Knife Guys On Home Shopping and Cowboy Bebop and Lifetime Made-For-TV Movies and Scrambled Spice Channel and Static... 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➪ Nazi Reichsbank Gold Bars
➪ Monster and Sci-Fi B-Movie Trailers from the 1950s
➪ Friends with Diverse Abilities ~ Miniature People

Children learn positive awareness and inclusive attitudes toward individuals with physical challenges. The six-piece set of solid vinyl figures measures approx. 5″ H. Ages 3-6.
➪ Tiny arcade cabinets for o-scale model railroads, o-my.
➪ Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot

For $7000 I want her to shut up!
➪ Home Made Sex Doll
➪ Chat Roulette Screen Grabs Galore

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Monkeyshines

◈ Electrical Ghosts

“Under these conditions on several different occasions I was able to obtain the formation of human and animal forms, which appeared in the magnetic field. At first these were only partial, but twice I succeeded in obtaining complete forms. They ALWAYS PRESENTED themselves in the sensitive field and near the variable point. Three photographic negatives, exceedingly clear and sharply defined, were obtained of these vibrational forms.”
◈ When geeks and graffiti combine
◈ Twitter Files: Nicki Minaj Sparks A Bonanza Of Boobz
◈ Australia bans small tits and female ejaculation in porn

Thanks Vince Wilt
◈ Fluid Sexuality: Female Ejaculation and Censorship in the UK
◈ 2010 Winter Olympics – The Highfliers – Photos by Ryan McGinley – The New York Times
◈ Ludacris Rocks an aNYthing Shirt

Thanks Sebastian Demian
◈ Smoking Adderall?
◈ Shocking sculpture from the 1700s

These utterly extraordinary sculptures are the work of Franz Xaver Messerschmidt (1736-1783). Messerschmidt was German-Austrian, and sculpted the heads in 1770-72. At this time he suffered from delusions and hallucinations, or a “confusion in the head” as his employer, the Viennese Academy of Fine Arts, described it. In 1774, Messerschmidt was expelled from the academy.
◈ Climate Crime: Phishing Scam Cripples European Emissions Trading
◈ Mafia ’sank ships of toxic waste’
◈ Comic Book Ad Squirrel Monkeys from the Late 60’s/Early 70’s

” I grabbed it by its tail, and it came down on, starting literally up by my shoulder, like a drill press it landed on my arm, and every bite was breaking flesh. It was literally like an unsewing machine. It was literally unsewing my arm coming down, and I was pouring blood. I grabbed it by its neck with both my wrists, threw it back in the cage. It’s screaming like a scalded cat. I’m pouring blood. My friend’s laughing uncontrollably, and my father finally comes in the basement door and goes, ‘Jeffery! What are you doing to that rabbit?’ And I go, ‘It’s not a rabbit, it’s a monkey, and it just bit the hell out of me.’”
◈ Is It Safe to Drive While Stoned? Cannabis and Driving

Some scientists have suggested that the reason why stoned drivers do not crash more in laboratory simulations or road tests, even though they are clearly impaired, is because cannabis users tend to think they are more stoned than they really are, and do their best to compensate for it. In contrast, drunk drivers typically think they are less drunk than they really are. Given a dose of 7 mg THC (about a third of a joint), drivers rated themselves as impaired even though their driving performance was not. In contrast, at a blood alcohol concentration of 0.04% (slightly less than two cans of beer; half the legal limit in most US states), driving performance was impaired even though drivers rated themselves as fine.31 Cannabis smokers think they are driving badly when they are stoned and they also drive more cautiously.
◈ Mister Sandman…Bring Me a Nightmare
◈ Chuggo – Ah C’Mon Fuckin Guy

Green Screen Gangstaz. Thanks Patrick Nybakken.
◈ Frozen Head Made Of Blood
◈ Wheelchair In The Mosh Pit
◈ All You`ve Ever Wanted To Know About Semen
◈ THE TOILET MUG
◈ French fry-coated hot dog
◈ Axe Cop – Comic Written By 5 Yr Old, Drawn By 29 Yr Old