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I’m So Impressed You Can Walk Lock Step With The Status Quo

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I’m so impressed you can walk lock step with the status quo

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“It’s like prison,” said Harry Jumonji, …”You got to be high to sleep.” mobile.nytimes.com/blogs/lens/201…

El Chapo and the Secret History of the Heroin Crisis esquire.com/news-politics/…

Love bite horror as teen dies ‘after girlfriend’s hickey formed blood clot that travelled to brain causing stroke mirror.co.uk/news/world-new…

Vast Majority Quit Illegal Drug Use On Their Own Within First Year, Study Finds thefix.com/vast-majority-…

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Revenge Porn: That time Linda Lovelace taught Sammy Davis Jr. how to deepthroat… her husband dangerousminds.net/comments/reven…

As Boys Get Fatter, Parents Worry About Child’s Penis Size nyti.ms/2c2CEVP

Snapchat is cataloging full 3D face scans of all its users and selling the sensitive data m.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/c…

U.S. Customs and Border Protection Wants to Know Who You Are on Twitter—But It’s a Flawed Plan eff.org/deeplinks/2016…

LSD Might Make You More Creative #Duh time.com/4463136/lsd-re…

Wha Oh! Wha Oh! That thing you hear in every other pop song is the Millennial Whoop boingboing.net/2016/08/22/wha…

Ramen has replaced cigarettes as barter currency in prisons because cost cuts have made the provided meals so shitty courthousenews.com/2016/08/23/beh…

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‘Can they produce a full smile? Can they lift both arms? If not then yes, get to the er!’

Why does every movie trailer havta have that ‘Beeeeooooooohhhhhh’ bass drop sound in it when something epic happens?

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Weedmaps is BULLSHIT latimes.com/business/techn…

Stripper Life: A Hot Dancer Uses Hilarious Drawings To Give A Look Into Her Raunchy Club Nights allnight.com/post/9576-stri…

Video: You Know That “Pool Smell” You Think Is Chlorine? It’s Actually Pee thedailysheeple.com/video-you-know…

Where Fish Pee, Corals Grow blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/2016/0…

I just threw up in my brain:

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12 Foods You Don’t Have to Buy Organic articles.mercola.com/sites/articles…

User Illusion: Everyday ‘Placebo Buttons’ Create Semblance of Control 99percentinvisible.org/article/user-i…

Map reveals average erect penis size of men from around the world… and African blokes come first thesun.co.uk/living/1638214…

Comedian Fined $42,000 by Human Rights Tribunal for Telling a Joke heat.st/2b2s5QY

Asskicker coffee has 80 times more caffeine than regular coffee #YesPlease boingboing.net/2016/08/31/ass…

Chilling ‘satanic human sacrifice’ video spooks scientists working at world’s biggest particle accelerator CERN mirror.co.uk/news/weird-new…

BEFORE AND BEYOND MADCHESTER: 86-93
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Climb aboard ‘Hare-Force One,’ Hugh Hefner’s $5 million DC-9 jet with its own discothèque dangerousminds.net/comments/climb…

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‘Prince was wearing a black shirt and pants — both were on backward — and his socks were inside-out’ when he was found dead

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Caution: I Break For Hookers

Caution: I Break For Hookers

Caution: I Break For Hookers

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Everything Bagel

Everything Bagel

Everything Bagel

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August 27, 2016

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George Clinton 4 Prez

George Clinton

A Russian woman claims a Pokemon Go monster raped her as she slept dailym.ai/2aO5mK8

Judge bans Florida man from ordering pizza
‘made calls to the businesses just to tell them their pizza was gross’
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Popular Sex Toy Caught Sending Intimate Data To Manufacturer fusion.net/story/334603/s…

Desiigner’s Timmy Turner Backwards (Hidden Satanic Message)

Online Drug Sales Triple After Silk Road Closure #WhackAMole nbcnews.to/2aWFLO9

100 million VWs can be unlocked with a $40 cracker (and other cars aren’t much better) boingboing.net/2016/08/11/100…

‘The Real Battle Is, Who’s Going to Own the Energy Supply?’ Big Energy vs Renewables fair.org/home/the-real-…

FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!!

 

Currently Watchin’: Turn Me On, God Dammit (2011) Norwegian Teen Film

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Cobra Woman (1944) Classic Cult Technicolor Fantasy Adventure

I read somewhere that Cobra Woman was the favorite film of Kenneth Anger

Cobra Woman 1944
cobra_woman 1944“The film is one of a subgenre of colorful “exotic” tales released by Universal during the war years; others include Cobra Woman, Arabian Nights and Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves, and, like the others, has a certain Technicolor camp appeal.”

Cobra Woman 1944 Maria Montez

Cobra Woman 1944

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I can see the influence it had on Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and Flash Gordon (the 70’s remake)

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Tangerine Dream – The Park Is Mine

The Park Is MineTangerine Dream – The Park Is Mine

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August 10, 2016

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Internet Hell Heads

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Police to arrest people based on ‘Sentiment Analysis’ of their Tweets fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/police-to-arre…

Officers warned about possible attacks during ‘Black August’ abc7news.com/1456140/

Unverified ‘Threats,’ Uncritically Reported: A Tradition as Old as Protest fair.org/home/unverifie…

‘Kill More Cops’ Graffiti Mural Appears on Major L.A. Freeway breitbart.com/california/201…

Cockroach milk is the superfood the world’s been waiting for nyp.st/2a28Yp

Founders of Western civilisation were prehistoric dope dealers newscientist.com/article/209644…

Manhattan’s Wealthy Are Afraid To Buy Cocaine thefix.com/manhattans-wea…

Bubba, a seven-month-old puppy who underwent four months of treatment for exposure to illegal narcotics plays is held in the exercise area on Wednesday morning at the Orange County Animal Care in Orange. Bubba went up for adoption on Wednesday. ///ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: Slug: bubba.072016, Day: Wednesday, July 20, 2016 (7/20/16), Time: 7:36:55 AM, Location: Orange, California - - MARK RIGHTMIRE, THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER

Meth and heroin addicted dog Bubba is now clean m.ocregister.com/articles/bubba…

He Won $3 Million in a Lottery. Then He Invested in Crystal Meth. nyti.ms/2auM3Y9

Rio drug dealers take advantage of Olympics fever in Brazil by selling bags of cocaine emblazoned with Games’ logo thesun.co.uk/news/1509670/s…

THC-A Crystalline: 99.9% THC Crystal Hash looks like Meth marijuana.com/blog/news/2016…

Georgia appeals court says “upskirting” is legal cbsnews.com/news/georgia-a…

Seattle TSA Worker Arrested on Voyeurism Charge nbcnews.to/2aaJt9N

Women could be swapping human sex partners for robots in less than 10 years
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‘Gay Monopoly’ an absolutely fabulous vintage board game from 1983 dangerousminds.net/comments/go_di…

McDonald’s Site Hijacked With Offensive Burger Ideas. Mosque at Ground-Zero, Recktal Prolapse & Toddler Body Bag slashdot.org/story/16/07/21…

Scientists Ponder an Evolutionary Mystery: The Female Orgasm nyti.ms/2aI2XCC

Starving Venezuelans Break Into Zoo to Butcher Animals thedailysheeple.com/starving-venez…

HBO is Rapey
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Zika Found in Semen Months After Infection, Researchers Say abcnews.go.com/Health/zika-vi…

BODY FLUIDS IN HOODOO:
MENSTRUAL BLOOD,
SEMEN, and URINE
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Chuck Strange Purple Rolls Royce Desert Ride

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Heavens, PCH

Heavens, PCH

Heavens, PCH

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August 2, 2016

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